I have been sitting around thinking about that movie pitch that Homer made to Ron Howard:
Homer has an idea for a movie about robot that "travels back in time for some reason, his best friend is a talking pie!" it's called the Terminizor - An Erotic Thriller, if you look at the drawing Homer made for the time machine, there is a flux capacitor next to the lawn chair on the drawing...
I laugh hard.

Any favorite Homer moments?

Lisa: But if he just wastes away in a tavern, h-
Homer: She said 'tavern'! I'm going to Moe's!
Marge: We never agreed to that rule!

I've always wanted some rule like this in my house.

I have a whole list of favorite Homer Simpson moments...

One of them has gotta be when he accidentally gets baptized after saving Bart from it at the hands of the Flanders flock and then spouts that he feels like "St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion"...and when Flanders, overcome with amazement, inquires as to this, he barks "Shut up Flanders!"  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/square/jw009.gif

^great episode, all around.
here are a few that I love.



Homer: I don't remember that.
Marge: You were drunk! It was terrible!
Homer: Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.

You couldn't fool me on the foolingest day of the year with an electrified fooling machine.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

It's true I'm a rageoholic. I'm addicted to rageohol.

You never know when an old calendar might come in handy! Sure, it's not 1985 right now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?

Can we go home? All this fresh air is making my hair move and I don't know how long I can complain.

Yes, honey, just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle.

I also loved the episode where he stole the gummy Venus DeMilo and then grabbed it off the babysitter's ass...

And the one where he had the dream of Germany as the land of chocolate...

YEAH, MARGE? WELL, WHAT ABOUT MY WOMANLY NEEDS?!

YEAH, MARGE? WELL, WHAT ABOUT MY WOMANLY NEEDS?!


;D

I"m going to my car with the woman I love....and I won't be back for 10 minutes!

"Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain"

Bart: Let's just get out of here before he does his bad impression of Mom..
Homer: (As Marge) Ooooh! I'm Marge Simpson! Don't eat off the floor!

Homer:  Marge, where's that metal dealie....you use to......dig.....food.
Marge:  You mean a spoon?
Homer: YEA YEA YEA.

Homer:  Marge, where's that metal dealie....you use to......dig.....food.
Marge:  You mean a spoon?
Homer: YEA YEA YEA.


I loved when he had the improved vocabularly earlier in that episode.

I loved when he had the improved vocabularly earlier in that episode.


Yeah that was one of my favorite Simpsons episodes!  :)

Marge: No! Homer, you've entered a roundabout! Just keep turning, wait for the traffic to thin out!
Homer: I can't wait for this! It's time to act how America acts best: With no respect for other countries!

Stealing.. how could you. Haven't you learnt anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain what's his name?

Bart - I need this candy for school, candy class.

Homer - Ok, but get 5 bags in case we eat 4 on the way home.

WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school?

;D

I"m going to my car with the woman I love....and I won't be back for 10 minutes!



That was the first thing to come to my mind when I saw this thread.




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Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No...He looks like something might be disturbing him.
Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.
Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
Homer: Yeah. And then we'd get the chair.
Marge: That's not what I meant.
Homer: It was, Marge, admit it.

Homer:  Marge, where's that metal dealie....you use to......dig.....food.
Marge:  You mean a spoon?
Homer: YEA YEA YEA.


Hmmm, not a fan of those stupid, pointless 'jokes'. But yeah...

There are too many to list...just too many...

Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No...He looks like something might be disturbing him.
Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.
Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
Homer: Yeah. And then we'd get the chair.
Marge: That's not what I meant.
Homer: It was, Marge, admit it.


;D Homer's sense of humour can be so off the wall at times.

;D Homer's sense of humour can be so off the wall at times.


Yeah it's one of his weirder quotes that almost doesn't make sense.

Homer: How about we.. *whispers*
Marge with Amnesia: Mr. Simpson! I am not going to make love to you!
Homer: Okay, then how about.. *whispers*
Marge: You just described how to make a microwave burrito.
Homer: You used to LOVE my non-sequiturs! *runs off crying*