Sent by somebody called HarrisonFord...when I attempted to report to admin it said "Hacking attempt!"



You should report it. Chucky tries very hard to keep the hackers off of here but he needs our help to point them out to him.





Cat

   He's taken care of it...

I got it too.. someone must have a thriving social life...

??? I haven't gotten it, but I'm glad I haven't.. My mom would yell at me!

AH so that must've been why I had a new message icon flashing, but no message

What kind of porn image was it?

AH so that must've been why I had a new message icon flashing, but no message

What kind of porn image was it?




Some guy with an incredibly large member.

Some guy with an incredibly large member.


Geez, I thought I destroyed that photo.  I was desperate and needed the money ...  :-[




































;D

Geez, I thought I destroyed that photo.  I was desperate and needed the money ...  :-[




That's it.  I'm coming to Canada.

AH so that must've been why I had a new message icon flashing, but no message


Same here.  ::)

I got it too, James, and I sent ChuckyG a private message directly... He responded and told me he's taken care of it.

That explains it...I couldn't figure out where my new message went.  Thanks, I'm glad I didn't see it!!

I feel left out.

I didnt get any porn!  :-[

I only get PMs from one person, so when I got a message and that person wasn't
online I was intrigued. When I saw the message I thought it was funny, silly me
and my sick sense of humor. I got a good laugh before I deleted it.

I feel left out.

I didnt get any porn!   :-[


We'll make sure you get some.  ;)

Some guy with an incredibly large member.
i hate that picture! i look so fat in it!

okay, i know whistledog already made that joke, but i just had to.

The Mo'Fo sent me one too.

I feel left out.

I didnt get any porn!  :-[


I could always forward it to you, since it came to my email addy  ;D

...


Where the hell's my damn porn?!


What, HarrisonFord, don't you like me? Is THAT it?!!!1 After all we've been through, Harrison! I gave you the best years of my LIFE!!!!111

...


Where the hell's my damn porn?!


What, HarrisonFord, don't you like me? Is THAT it?!!!1 After all we've been through, Harrison! I gave you the best years of my LIFE!!!!111




He was only able to send 500 messages, so I guess he didn't deem you worthy enough.

I had to delete it with the SQL editor, not with the software (the software is way too controlling over the PM function, won't let admins see much of anything).  I'm going to complain about it, and maybe write something if the problem re-occurs. 

I suppose the solution would be something along the lines of limiting the number of messages a new member could post or something, but even that could be automated around by a dedicate pain in the ass.

Geez, I thought I destroyed that photo.  I was desperate and needed the money ...  :-[


I was unaware you were asian...

and a master of photoshop... I hope anyone who saw that picture didn't think it was real. If it was, horses would tremble in fear of some 5 foot asian dude with a member that would render him unconscious from the loss of blood every time he got turned on.  That seems like it would be rather self-defeating.

He was only able to send 500 messages, so I guess he didn't deem you worthy enough.



Might as well end my pitiful life now then.

I was unaware you were asian...

and a master of photoshop... I hope anyone who saw that picture didn't think it was real. If it was, horses would tremble in fear of some 5 foot asian dude with a member that would render him unconscious from the loss of blood every time he got turned on.  That seems like it would be rather self-defeating.



Before I deleted it, I had a nice laugh.  It was so obviously photoshopped......I mean, it was bigger than the guy was!

and a master of photoshop... I hope anyone who saw that picture didn't think it was real.
hmm... i rather assumed everyone was like that, it was just average.

guess it's just me then.

hmm... i rather assumed everyone was like that, it was just average.

guess it's just me then.


You're not alone...

;D  You guys are making me wish I got the pm, too.

...


First on your List - says: Man, I wanna see it, sounds funny 
First on your List - says: I DUN WANNA SEE IT!
--B e t h --.. says: Me.. me, too.
- First on your List - says: That's disgusting
- First on your List - says: .. I..
--B e t h -- says: I MEAN NO I DON'T
- First on your List - says: I do
--B e t h -- says: ...
--B e t h -- says: So do I.

Might as well end my pitiful life now then.
come with us and die in martyrdom in the maelstrom of a HuG mosh pit. the fate of your immortal soul will then be assured.

...


Where the hell's my damn porn?!


What, HarrisonFord, don't you like me? Is THAT it?!!!1 After all we've been through, Harrison! I gave you the best years of my LIFE!!!!111
the porn couldn't get past your "cyber-nanny"  blocker

I just got another flashing mail message, but there was nothing when I opened my PM box.  Was there more porn?  ???

I just got another flashing mail message, but there was nothing when I opened my PM box.  Was there more porn?  ???



Did you open the message when you got it?

Did you open the message when you got it?


There was no message to open.  My little new mail message icon was flashing.  When I clicked on the 1 new message link, there was nothing there

There was no message to open.  My little new mail message icon was flashing.  When I clicked on the 1 new message link, there was nothing there



I mean when the message was initially sent.  Did you get the message at all?  If you never checked until now, it's because Chucky deleted it and that's why you got the flashy-icon-thing and no message.

I never received anything!

Uggh, I got it earlier.


It's weird, because the exact same message AND picture was all over the MorrisseyTour.com boards a while ago. WTF? Is this guy after me or something!?

Uggh, I got it earlier.


It's weird, because the exact same message AND picture was all over the MorrisseyTour.com boards a while ago. WTF? Is this guy after me or something!?
Seems to be after a few of us, but was not interested in me.

Dang...

That guy had a HUGE! Johnson.

Dang...

That guy had a HUGE! Johnson.
why thank you.

Seems to be after a few of us, but was not interested in me.


Feeling a little left out, Philip..? :(

Feeling a little left out, Philip..? :(
Yes, I thought I would have been a prime target?

Feeling a little left out, Philip..? :(



hey......I didn't get one either! We should start a secret club for "NON-MEMBERS" only...hahaha...members...get it? ;D ::) :-\\ :D

Well, Darin got one! He posted, what? Two times? He forwarded it to me, though D=

So I saw it...

Well, Darin got one! He posted, what? Two times? He forwarded it to me, though D=

So I saw it...



dude, how does he rate? LOL! ;D

dude, how does he rate? LOL! ;D


Eh? I dunno what you mean, but that asian guy had a.. like.. grotesque THING attached to his crotch!


It's like.. a veiny thing... So big that he couldn't hold it in his hands!

Eh? I dunno what you mean, but that asian guy had a.. like.. grotesque THING attached to his crotch!


It's like.. a veiny thing... So big that he couldn't hold it in his hands!




did it make you throw up a bit in your mouth, Doms? ??? ;D

did it make you throw up a bit in your mouth, Doms? ??? ;D


No.. And Beth rated him!

No.. And Beth rated him!




what did she rate him?

God, after reading all this, part of me has this awful, awful curiousity of seeing this pic.. but I know I shouldn't, I've had run-ins with this type of thing before.

hey......I didn't get one either! We should start a secret club for "NON-MEMBERS" only...hahaha...members...get it? ;D ::) :-\\ :D
And send pictures between ourselves...


























only joking!

And send pictures between ourselves...


... PHILIP! :o

... PHILIP! :o
I would not dream of doing such a thing.

I would not dream of doing such a thing.


Oh? So you DON'T want pics of naked ladies, eh?!?!

http://guigo666.free.fr/comic/conneries/you're%20a%20homo.jpg

Oh? So you DON'T want pics of naked ladies, eh?!?!

http://guigo666.free.fr/comic/conneries/you're%20a%20homo.jpg
No no, the board may be shutdown if that trafficking was going on.

No no, the board may be shutdown if that trafficking was going on.


Suuuuuuure, whatever you say.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/homo.jpg

and what exactly is the nature of your feeling for eric, there, tubeway?

and what exactly is the nature of your feeling for eric, there, tubeway?


The same as YOURS, HOMO!

tubeway just LOVES a man in uniform.

tubeway just LOVES a man in uniform.


... Well, no point denying the truth.

Well, Darin got one! He posted, what? Two times? He forwarded it to me, though D=

So I saw it...



Heh.. he forwarded it to me, too. Then it led to him saying something that made our conversation somewhat awkward. ;D

what did she rate him?


1

Heh.. he forwarded it to me, too. Then it led to him saying something that made our conversation somewhat awkward. ;D



... Um... ew?

Just how big was this dude's man sausage?  I got him beat either way.  They don't call that stuff Miracle Gro for nothing ;)

;D

Just how big was this dude's man sausage?  I got him beat either way.  They don't call that stuff Miracle Gro for nothing ;)


Terrifyingly big. I just saw it.. I almost cried.

Well, I didn't see any....

Maybe the catgirl links in my PMs cancelled it out....


:D :D :D :D

Terrifyingly big. I just saw it.. I almost cried.
Would you recognise it if you saw it again?

Just how big was this dude's man sausage?  I got him beat either way.  They don't call that stuff Miracle Gro for nothing ;)

;D



That must've been some big sausage.How many inches? ;D

Just how big was this dude's man sausage?  I got him beat either way.  They don't call that stuff Miracle Gro for nothing ;)

;D


I've since deleted the message and I didn't look at the picture for very long (honest ;)), but I think his schlong was thicker than his legs.

I rarely get porn in my e-mail.

That must've been some big sausage.How many inches? ;D




wouldn't you love to know? ;)

I've since deleted the message and I didn't look at the picture for very long (honest ;)), but I think his schlong was thicker than his legs.


His girlfriend or wife must have a big mouth ;D

His girlfriend or wife must have a big mouth ;D




http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/02/beerchug.gif

His girlfriend or wife must have a big mouth ;D


There's a go*CENSORED*se joke in there somewhere, and I'm damned if I'm gonna spell The Site That Shall Not Be Named out in full, other than to say:

"That's no moon, it's a - oh dear God, it is a moon."

(Hey, Harrison Ford was in Star Wars.  To borrow another line from Star Wars - as regards today's little spam attack: "It could be worse.")

I got one too. I'm going to have that image stuck in my head for a long time. >:( The Internet is not designed for junk like that!

I got one too. I'm going to have that image stuck in my head for a long time. >:( The Internet is not designed for junk like that!


Originally a song from the Broadway musical "Avenue Q":
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avenue_Q#The_Internet_Is_for_Porn

The parody that started it all... and probably immortalized the quote:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/internet4porn

Anyways... hogwash!  The Internet Is For Porn!  (Even though I'm glad I didn't click on the link that the spammer sent me :)

The Internet is not designed for junk like that!


  Annie Sprinkle will sort ya out..!  :P

   Annie Sprinkle will sort ya out..!  :P
A young Annie would, but now she's kind of old and hagged out.  8)  porn just 'sucks' the life out it's stars  8)

wouldn't you love to know? ;)


Smaller than mine or bigger than mine?

His girlfriend or wife must have a big mouth ;D




I wouldn't want a girlfriend or wife with a mouth that big?

I wouldn't want a girlfriend or wife with a mouth that big?


They wouldn't need one for DOMINIC'S SMALL WEEWEE!!!!

They wouldn't need one for DOMINIC'S SMALL WEEWEE!!!!


Snyder.. how do you know this? DID YOU LOOK WHILE I WAS SLEEPING!? Homo.

I wouldn't want a girlfriend or wife with a mouth that big?



My girlfriend would have to pucker up. ;)

Whoa!  I got this too!  Luckily I only read the text that you get sent to your email address, so the pic never showed up, lol.

More people should have seen this picture.  It was so ridiculous funny looking that it could never gross someone out/turn someone on.

Snyder.. how do you know this? DID YOU LOOK WHILE I WAS SLEEPING!? Homo.


What's with this sudden using my last name? I'm not gonna have it.

What's with this sudden using my last name? I'm not gonna have it.
He blew your cover! there goes your anonymity  :o 

What's with this sudden using my last name? I'm not gonna have it.



I noticed that too. He's been talking to Justin too much.

What's with this sudden using my last name? I'm not gonna have it.
Snyder.. how do you know this? DID YOU LOOK WHILE I WAS SLEEPING!? Homo.
so your last name is Homo?

A young Annie would, but now she's kind of old and hagged out.  8)  porn just 'sucks' the life out it's stars  8)



  porn just 'sucks' the life out it's stars :D

  She can probably still beat 'em up, though...
 

   porn just 'sucks' the life out it's stars :D

   She can probably still beat 'em up, though...
   
I'm sure she can probably still beat em up. Experience counts for a lot in my book.  8)

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/forumpix/Porn%20Cheaper.jpg



...

JOHNDENVER! :o

What's with this sudden using my last name? I'm not gonna have it.


Darin had me start -_-.

And I started a while back :P

Darin had me start -_-.

And I started a while back :P



Calling Andrew "Snyder" AND using "-_-". Has someone found a new role model?! :\'(

I don't get enough lately

I don't get enough lately
want me to send you some insect porn?

Calling Andrew "Snyder" AND using "-_-". Has someone found a new role model?! :\'(


:( You used "-_-" yesterday!

Dun worry, you're still my role model! My typing is just a conglomeration of everybody I talk to, son D=.

want me to send you some insect porn?



No how about furniture porn?

How we got this thread to 7 pages is beyond me...

How we got this thread to 7 pages is beyond me...




Simple:  There's a lot of people here who like porn.

How we got this thread to 7 pages is beyond me...



I don't know either Nicki

Simple:  There's a lot of people here who like porn.


Well now we're talking about talking like other people.

Well now we're talking about talking like other people.



You like porn?

I subscribe to Playboy and Penthouse, I'll admit that and they send me photos to my email every couple of weeks or so.

I subscribe to Playboy and Penthouse, I'll admit that and they send me photos to my email every couple of weeks or so.


Do you get hard


copies, or just online?
???

Do you get hard


copies, or just online?
???


online.

Tears on my pillow
Pornography in my mailbox
Over yooo-hooo!

I subscribe to Playboy and Penthouse, I'll admit that and they send me photos to my email every couple of weeks or so.


You bumped this topic to tell us something we already knew? :D

You bumped this topic to tell us something we already knew? :D


Yeah why not?  :P

Hmmmm....somebody put pornography in my pornography mailbox!
:-\\

Hmmmm....somebody put pornography in my pornography mailbox!
:-\\



Are you subscribed to Penthouse, Playboy, Hustler? ???

Are you subscribed to Penthouse, Playboy, Hustler? ???


Nah, there's too much free porn on the 'net too be had, and anyway I don't like the modern porn aesthetic.  The photography is inartistic and the models look like store mannequins.

The photography is inartistic and the models look like store mannequins.


https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-8i4ooTZAZkM/TXiBj3n1UjI/AAAAAAAAA-E/TNNvdfTL1qE/s1600/mannequin028oz4.png

And that's bad? lol

Nah, there's too much free porn on the 'net too be had, and anyway I don't like the modern porn aesthetic.  The photography is inartistic and the models look like store mannequins.



So you like the old school porn?

Howard, you're all about bumping old threads, aren't you? Damn, I miss this place. It's nice (albeit slightly embarrassing) to have an online archive of your young teenage years, hah.

-Beth

Howard, you're all about bumping old threads, aren't you? Damn, I miss this place. It's nice (albeit slightly embarrassing) to have an online archive of your young teenage years, hah.

-Beth


Hey I just had to.  ;D

Welcome back Beth. :)