ya.... well



Yo mama's so stinky they had to invent Chanel No. 6

Hehe ;)

You know why they call it asphalt?  Because when they pave the roads, they give yo mama a gift certificate to all-you-can-eat buffet so she'll sit her @$$ down on it.

Sorry, that was lame.

It was Rice - but we'll accept it anyway! ;)


Yo mama

Thanks for the mulligan :D

Yo mama is sooooooooooooooooo fat, when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.

ahem.....


Yo mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a phone company in Mexico

Ah, goin' old school!

Yo mama so fat, her bathing suit size is Goodyear.

;D ;D 8)


Yo mama's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster




definitely taking it back to the old school! ;D

Yo mama is so dumb...she doesn't nod because she understands you, she's doing it so her one brain cell doesn't get bored :D

;)

;D


Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and nearly pissed her pants!!

Which leads me to...

Yo mama is so poor, she got evicted from her cardboard box because she was three months behind.

and I follow with....



Yo mama's so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing...... she said "moving".

Yo mama so poor, she bankrupted welfare :D

sorry to interrupt....


but you guys are effin' hilarious!!! :D ;D



Now...carry on. ;)

too funny..... ;D ;D


Yo mama's so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass door

Now to switch gears...

Yo mama such a ho, her legs have a sign that reads, "Open 24 hours" :P

pffft! You almost made me shoot pepsi out my nose! ;D
Good times, good times, but I am feeling so old digging through memories for some of these! ;)



Yo mama's such a Ho that they're having to paternity test the whole state of Texas just to find out who yo daddy is!

Hehehe...

Here's some stuff from the archives for when my friend and I rattled off for like three days.

Btw, yo mama is so fat, Godzilla took one look at her and said "F**k this sh!t!" :P

Hard to come up with good material, hehe.

Damn, this girl came outta nowhere!

Yo mama so poor, I saw her walkin down the street with one shoe on, I asked 'Hey, did ya lose a shoe', and she's like 'Naw, I found one!'

bring it!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D



Yo mama's so stinky that a blind man walking by her asked "How much for the shrimp platter?"



;D

Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her...

Reeeeeeal old skool.

alright.....



Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Yeah, well yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

hahaha!


Yo Mama's so fat she has to wear her necklaces as bracelets

Yo mama is so fat, she got a job as the famous supermodel, "Before".

;D



Yo mama's so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo mama so fat, the dentist uses several cement mixers to do her fillings.

here's a real old one....


Yo mama's like a bowling ball. She's picked up, fingered, and then thrown in the gutter.

Yo mama is so poor, she has to eat hamBOOGERS :P

Yo mama's like a padlock to a dumpster; big, rusty, old, loose, had keys stuck in her more times than I can count, and when you finally get it open all you find is stank inside!

BTW, although this thread is fun, some of you *cough*Silver Power*cough*, need to watch the language a bit. Overly sexual jokes will be deleted.

;)



Yo mama's so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!!

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't break a sweat, she shatters it.

;D

Yo mama's so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama got another job in public transportation...she'd let people ride her flab and then slap her thigh to send them to their destinations.  Do the wave!

^ I'm cringing at the thought!!! ;D


Yo mama's so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.


And with that I am out for the night.
It's been fun Rice! :)

Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet in her driver's license!

Yo mama's so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet in her driver's license!


Yo mama's so fat she don't know she's even got feet!

Yo mama's so ugly that if she were here we'd give her "DOG-MA" points!

;D


Yo mama's so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock

Wow, first off, what are you now? 10? I mean, why else would you make your username have 1996 in it?

You make a great point. But this board is for fun, and for a few laughs.

If you seriously don't like it, why are you here?

And I don't think you'll find anyone who makes up their own Yo Mama jokes anymore, unless they have props. It's all been done.

So...

Yo Self is so stupid, you probably gonna object to this post.

Mmhmm.


Yo self is so stupid, you read 1976 as 1996. Reading is fundamental. lol

Yo Mama's so fat, She uses a "Boring machine" as a Vibrator or Toy.

Yo Mama's so fat, She uses a "Boring machine" as a Vibrator or Toy.

^ Me Posted it before loging in YO :p

Yo mama's like a padlock to a dumpster; big, rusty, old, loose, had keys stuck in her more times than I can count, and when you finally get it open all you find is stank inside!

BTW, although this thread is fun, some of you *cough*Silver Power*cough*, need to watch the language a bit. Overly sexual jokes will be deleted.


Yeah, 'Silver Power', you dirt bag. Pssh. What a freak.

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper*

















*Is that too overly sexual? Just wondering. Delete it if it is.

Yo mama is even lamer than your joke...she can't roll over without falling down.

Yo mama is so sad, she's crying more than me.

Yo mama is so broke, her version of Frosted Flakes is her dandruff.

Actually, she can't even afford dandruff, can she scratch your head?

Yo mama so broke she got you a Sony P... The SP's still on layaway.

And fo yo birthday, she was so poor, she got you an XBOX 180.

Yo mama is even more broke, because she gave me an IOU.

Yo mama so stupid, she went and had you!

Yo mama so fat, the doctor had to check her blood pressure with a tire gauge.

Yo mama so stupid, she went and had you!
Hey! ^ that's a little below the belt! >:(


Yo mama's so hairy she has more butt fur than an Ewok!

Except for the Ewoks who shave their butts :D

Yo mama so fat, she uses Mini Coopers for roller skates.

Yo mama's so hairy she has more butt fur than an Ewok!

Um, excuse me, I think you mean "Yo STEPmama's so hairy she has more butt fur than an Ewok!".

Thank you.

That made less sense than what's in yo mama's purse.

Nah, I was just saying, my Mom's ass ain't hairy, my stepmom's prolly is.

Mmmhmmm.

Idk if I said this already, and tell me if I did, but...

...Yo mama so cheap, she ain't never heard of 50 Cent... And I ain't talkin 'bout the rapper!

So you're saying that you shaved your mom's ass but didn't do the same for your stepmom?  How impolite.  Here, take my lawnmower.

don't you mean chainsaw?

Calling me impolite? You just snatched the lawnmower away from yo own mama while she was brushin' her teeth with it.

That's because yo mama needs the floor buffer more ;)

<originality> Yeah, well yo face is ugly, and yo mama's a man! </originality>

Yeah, he banged yo mama and I was born :D

Here's a few for consideration:

Yo mama's so stupid- she thought a breast lift meant tying two balloons to her chest!

Yo mama's so stupid- she thought Lionel Richie was a rich kid with trains!

Yo mama's so fat- they had to change the clothing tags to "One Size Fits Most!"

Yo mama's so fat- when she wears corduroy, her thighs have a conversation!

Yo mama's so skanky- the garbagemen threw HER into the truck, and left the trash!

Yo mama's so ugly- her dentist treats her by mail!

^ Good ones :)

Yo mama is so fat, the dentist has to hire the Sea World crew to scrub her teeth :D

Yo mama's so stupid- she went to a Jimmy Buffett concert, and asked where the food was!

(I'll probably get reprimanded for this one, but it's one of the ultimate best I have...)

Yo mama's so stupid- she gave yo uncle a blowjob, 'cuz she thought it'd help his unemployment!

(Sorry if that's too risque...) :-[

It's okay...

That's because yo mama's so po that she'll take any job she can get :D

Yeah, well...

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind.

By the way, it's Round 2, so look at page 1 of this thread to see how it's gonna work and if you're moving on!

Round 2.... here we go!


I got nothind bad to say about Yo Mama - heck, her face says it all...

oh yeah, well ...

Yo mama's so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth

..HAHAHAHAHA!  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/laughing4.gif

oh yeah, well ...

Yo mama's so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth


Ouch...

Yo pops is so stupid, that's probably why yo mama has a sore bellybutton.

oh yeah???

Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Boys II Men was a daycare!


Yo mama's so fat she tripped, fell on a rainbow and made skittles! ;D

Yo mama's so fat, when she put on a flannel shirt, the local car company had a picnic on her ass :D

Mahaha!
But yo mama's so fat, she wore yellow spandex to wal-mart and people kept yelling "TAXI!!!!"

Yeah, but when yo mama wore a fur coat, Animal Control tried to tranquilize her :D

;D ;D ;D ^

Damn it, just realized that last 'yo' is as old as the crust in yo mama's underpants...

^ Yeah, yo mama so poor she had to buy it so she wouldn't starve to death :D

8)

Why do drunks puke in the gutters?
To feed yo mama!


:-[

Hehehe...yo mama so ugly, that's why they puked :D

:D

but I heard yo mama so fat that her belt size is "Equator"

Yeah, yo mama's purse strap needed to be adjusted to "Prime Meridian" :P :D

That was lame...how about:

Yo mama so fat, Prince wrote a song about her:

Two-thousand zero zero
Gawd that ho is such a swine
One cut of her buttcheek would feed us
Till thirty-ninty-nine!

That was probably even lamer.  I'm almost out of ideas :D

I'm sure you will be able to come up with more! ;)


Yo mama's so hairy that your brother was born with rug-burn :D

Hehehe...I got some dirty ones involving yo mama's hair and Velcro but I don't think they'd stay too long :D

Yo mama such a pig, she ate the cookies AND the cookie jar :D

Just re-word them like I did above! ;) ;D


Yo mama's so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

So I was a tax preparer once.  One of my clients was a nice Asian gentleman who ran a laundry service.  We were working on his business deductions when I noticed that he had a fire truck and a fire helicopter listed on his expense report.  I asked them what those were, and he said they weren't a mistake, it was the only way he could clean yo mama's underpants.

:D

Ya.... well.....


Yo mama's so stupid, she took a box of crayons back to the store cause they didn't match!

Yeah, then yo mama ate them because she saw one of them was "berry red" :D

But then she puked, so she went to throw them away...but she couldn't, because the trash can said "refuse" :D

too funny!!!!


Reminds me of the last time I was at Krispy Kreme....
Yo mama so stupid that she returned her donuts cause they had holes in them!

That's okay, yo mama has to buy Krispy Cremes because those are her "Cheerios" :D

that's how it is huh? ;D

Yo mama's so stank when she walks in a room she sets off the smoke detectors!

Yo mama so stank, when she went to the zoo, the monkeys had to sniff their own butts to drown out her stank :D

Oh no you didn't!!!!!! ;D


Yo Mama's so dumb I told her Christmas was around the corner, and she went lookin'

Yo mama so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look like Beanie Babies ;)

And yo mama's so fat her crack is bigger than the San Andreas Fault! ;D


I'm out for now Rice - see ya later!

Yo mama so nasty, the dry cleaner charges her hazard pay :D

Yo ugly mama's chest hair is so damn long, it's growing all the way down to her willy

No seriously, under all that hair yo Mama is really a Saint....a Saint Bernard!

Yo mama is more broke than the Ten Commandments ;)

The tried and true...yo mama so fat, she smokes turkeys :D

Or...yo mama so fat and nasty, the last time she farted, Hiroshima disappeared.

Weeeellllllll......

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Hooked On Phonics" was a job offer for sex in a foreign country.

Yo mama's so fat, she caused a tidal wave, at the beach. Out of 40,000 ppl, only 7 were saved.

Yo mama's so fat & stupid, when she saw the sign "Crack Kills", she got a license to use her ass as a weapon, & hired out as a "sit" woman.

Yo mama's so skanky, King Edward Sardines called her, to see if she stuffed theirs in her pooder!

Yo mama's such a fat-ass, she had hemorrhoid surgery, & the doctor found a couch!

Yo mama is such a good samaritan...when she heard New Orleans was flooded, she beached herself in the Gulf and stopped the flooding.  Very neighborly of her.

:D

On a lighter note, Yo Mama is so nice ...

She just helped me get my 20,000th post!


but seriously, Yo Mama stink so bad, when she spread her legs, I got sea sick

Yo mama's so poor, she can't afford a compliment!

Yo mama's so lazy, she told the garbagemen to leave 3 cans!

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "La-Z-Boy" was a poor man's transsexual operation!

Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than Hong Kong!

Yo mama's so gullible, she thought a breathalizer test was giving a cop oral sex!

Yo mama's so gullible, she thought a breathalizer test was giving a cop oral sex!


Hehe. 

Yo mama so po, she flies Air Nike.

Yo mama's so stupid, she looks for the doorknob in a revolving door.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks she'll catch a disease while driving in the H.O.V. lane.

Yo mama's so fat, putting on her pants involves motor oil and a crane!

Yo mama's butt is so fat, when she bends over, wolves start howling!

Yo mama's butt is so fat, when she bends over, wolves start howling!


This one deserves kudos :D

Yo mama so fat, she needs a zamboni to wax her legs :D

Yo mama's butt's so fat- when she's laying on her belly, little kids mistake her for sand dunes!

Well, yo mama's so fat, when she dipped her ass into the ocean, she sank my battleship.

Yo mama's butt's so big- when she farts, radio stations change without anyone moving the dial!

Yo mama's butt's so big- it looks like two badly parked Volkswagen Beetles.

Yo mama's farts so stank, the palm trees wilted.

HAWK - YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT TO ROUND TWO, QUIT POSTING ON THE BOARDS!

Awww, but he's funny.

And yo mama so po, she has to use her yeast infections to make bread.

Awww, but he's funny.

And yo mama so po, she has to use her yeast infections to make bread.

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/barf.gif


Yo mama's so fat she has to use sheep for tampons!

Yo mama so fat, when she died, they gave her a 441 gun salute!

That's 21-squared, btw.

Haha!

Yo mama's house so small, the front and back door are on the same hinge!

Yo mama so po, the only air conditioning she has is if she sneezes.

;D

Oh yeah? Well yo mama's so fat that in a family picture she's on both sides!


{I'm running out of jokes here Cube! Is it just me or is this getting harder?} ???

Of course it's getting harder, all the good jokes have been used...like I just totally used yo mama!  :D

Of course it's getting harder, all the good jokes have been used...like I just totally used yo mama!  :D


I'ma slap a b!tch....
No wait - that's how yo mama likes it!

The jokes might be getting harder, but not as hard as yo mama's willy

She so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection

Yo mama so fat, she blew your daddy a kiss and he got a concussion.

Well I feel sorry for yo mama....
she doesn't need a hair cut cause she so ugly - her hair runs away from her face!

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a dime and made FDR's nose bleed.

ATTENTION: Round 2 has been extended to July 16th!

=D

Silver- you suck donkey mud, and so does yo mama.

Yo mama is so fat, she can't even use the asteroid belt :P

Yo mama is so fat, she can't even use the asteroid belt :P



The jokes might be getting harder, but not as hard as yo mama's willy

She so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection



Yo mama so fat, she blew your daddy a kiss and he got a concussion.



Yo mama so po, the only air conditioning she has is if she sneezes.


Lol. Ho-larious.

Rice, He'll get another chance next month.

Hawk, if you're mad because you didn't move on, it's because you just came at the end with about 5 parodies per topic. That's not clever. You have to have parodies that can bounce off the one before.

Don't get mad at me.

Your extra posts aren't going to give you a second chance.

You should just wait until the next competition, which will be next month, I think. Around the beginning of August.

_____

Red Ant moved on, so how come he hasn't posted and made a joke yet?

Red Ant moved on, so how come he hasn't posted and made a joke yet?


'coz his mama's house so nasty, he went for a visit and the cockroaches carried him away.

Well, yo mama so dirty, the cockroaches declared her a biohazard zone.

Oh yeah, well ... yo Mama so fat her blood type is Ragu

Yo mama so stupid, I asked her to debug my computer, so she slapped it with a flyswatter.

Okay, it's finally Round 3, so look at page 1 of this thread to see  if you're moving on! Seriously, congratulations to everyone who made it past round 1, you were all great, but I couldn't pick all of you...

Yo mama so stupid, she got fired from a handjob :P

Well, since no one else wants to play...

Yo mama so evil the Devil paid her to take her soul back.

Well, I am on vacation so I will only be here periodically... but

Yo Mama so fat, they have to grease the door and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through!

Are you taking a vacation...in yo mama?  :D

Kidding...have fun relaxing :)

Mahaha!
We are having a good time!
Going to DC today for some shopping!


Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks. ;D

Tam, around what day will you be back? I can extend the final round for you.

Reply back.

-Silver Power

Mahaha!
We are having a good time!
Going to DC today for some shopping!


Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks. ;D


Hope you guys are taking it easy...as easy as yo mama ;)

It has been a minute since my last post and it will probably be a minute longer before my next one!
I am going to cede to you Rice - it was a hard fought battle but I can't come up with anything more, and probably wont have the time to do so. I'll see you when I get back from vacation.....

:)

Rice, i sent this to Tam, and I'm posting it here so you can read it:

"We will wait.

Rice Is Temporary Champion, but once you get back, find the topic in the Comedy Boards, and post there. I'll tell Rice Cube that you 2 will battle for the official Champion title.

It's Summer, I don't expect you to be on the computer everyday. :)"

Well, I am back.
It is amazing how a young child's mind works. I asked for yo mama jokes from them (10 & 12 respectively)
and my next few jokes are what I got!



Yo mama so stupid she puts a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept!

Hee hee, yo mama so stupid even the kids make fun of her :D

Hope you had a good vacation :)  I heard Jenny Craig is beautiful this time of year ;) :D ;D  (kidding)

Jenny Craig huh??!!! So that's how it is gonna be....


Well yo mama so fat her fave food is seconds! ;D ;D

Yo mama so fat, my mama can't even get seconds!  :D

:D

Yo mama so ugly, she put Marilyn Manson out of business.

Well, yo mama so fat, she doesn't break wind, she breaks hurricanes :o

And yo mama so ugly, she put the boogey man out of business!

:)

Yo mama so ugly, she opened up a sex shop but nobody came...

HA!  Double entendre :D

Good One!!!!! Applause for that! :D

Yo mama like a Scooter - everybody ridin' her but nobody admitting it!!!

Yo mama so broke, she steals from the rich to give to herself :D

Well, yo mama is so achingly stupid she thinks Beirut is a famous baseballer.....



{groan}

Yo mama so fat, I have to put a jackhammer in the cracks in the sidewalk to break her back :D

Did you hear that Oxford had to change the definition of Dumb...it now reads:

Dumb(n) - yo' Mama

It would still take Michelangelo less time to paint the Sistine Chapel than to do a portrait of yo mama :D

Your mama is so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said "3rd tree to your right."

Yo mama so po, she can't even afford Hobotussin when she gets a cold.

Yes! They're back! This Round Will End August 20th.

GOOD LUCK!

At least SOMEONE is back!

Unlike yo' mama!

At least SOMEONE is back!

Unlike yo' mama!


No no...yo mama's GOT back though ;)

Or she's on her back most of the time :D

Driving home from vacation was long and the roads through Arkansas are flat like yo mama!!!!

Yo mama so flat and hairy people mistake her for a floor mat :D

Better a floor mat than Sasquatch....

Oops - dang!!! That's yo mama!!!




{I'm reaching now! ::)}

Yo mama doesn't clean lint from her bellybutton...she picks out Sasquatches :D

ok ok ok.....


yo mama so fat, when she tripped and fell, it registered higher than the richter scale can go!

oOo and


Yo mama so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection started screaming!! ;D ;D ;D

Yo mama so fat and old, she farted and parted the Red Sea :D

Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.


I dont know about you Rice - but I am thinking hashing this out till the 20th is a bit long!!! ;)

Wait, why are we going until the 20th?  :o  Is that all-you-can-eat day at yo mama's favorite restaurant?

Wait, why are we going until the 20th?  :o 


Yes! They're back! This Round Will End August 20th.

GOOD LUCK!


No, more like pet yo mama day at the zoo! :D

Yo mama so stank, she doesn't use Rogaine, she uses Miracle Gro :P

Yo mama's so stank, she's like Shaquille O'Neal, she don't fake the funk!!

Yo mama so skanky, she went down faster than Kazaam's revenues (in regards to your Shaq thing) :D

Yo mama's so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big.


;D

Yo mama so fat, she lactates yogurt.

Yo mama's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

YO mama so FAT...man, she came into my house and made this really weird annoying noise, so I told her to oil her forklift.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a red dress people yell "Hey Kool-Aid Man."

Yo mama so fat, she loves everyone...for LUNCH :D

Well, yo mama so nasty, fat and ugly that on MySpace, Tom won't even be her friend!   ;D ;D ;D








{stolen and re-worded from The WIlliam Shatner Roast!}

Well, yo mama so nasty, fat and ugly that on MySpace, Tom won't even be her friend!  ;D ;D ;D








{stolen and re-worded from The WIlliam Shatner Roast!}


Yo mama so fat, she has to apply Preparation H with a caulk gun :D

Yo mama so old, she was one of the first game show contestants..... and the prize was FIRE!

Yo mama so ugly, when she was delivered, the doctor slapped your grandma, grandpa, and great-uncle Benny!

Ok - it is now past the 20th!
When is this thing going to be over??!!! lmao

It's over when yo momma finishes cooking her breakfast egg...on the parking lot asphalt :D

Yeah??



Well......







Um........






























































YO MAMA! ;D

Yo mama uses supermodels as toothpicks :D

Yo mama's so short, she has to cuff her underwear. ??? ::)

:D

What's that on my shoe?  Oh dang, I just stepped on yo mama cuz she's so short.

Or something.

:D

;D ;D ;D

Yo mama's so ghetto, the only gold she wears is on her teeth.

Yo mama so black she makes charcoal shine!

Pfft!!! Mahahaha! ;D

Yo mama's so black, every time she gets in a car the oil light comes on :o

Pfft!!! Mahahaha! ;D

Yo mama's so black, every time she gets in a car the oil light comes on :o


!?

Yo mama is more broke than Holyfield's ear :D

Hey! I'm trying over here!!!! ;D

Yo mama's so nice, she'd give me the hair off her back

Yo mama so nasty, I paid her to keep the shirt ON her back :D

Well Yo mama's so nasty, she calls Janet "Miss Jackson." ::)

I AM FOR REEEEEEEEEEEEEAL!!!  :D

Yo mama so fat, the shuttle flights have to achieve escape velocity from the Earth AND yo mama.

lmfao!!!

Yo mama's got 1 leg longer than other and they call her call her hip hop :-\\

Yo mama was the poster girl for Sir Mix-A-Lot's calendar...  :P :-[

^ Fabulous! ;D


Yo mama's got fake hair, fake eyes and fake nails talkin' bout she wants a real man. :)

Yo mama so fat, when it's cold during the winter, kids climb her nipples to sled down :D

{groan} ^  ;D ;D

Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license

Yo mama so fat and black, her second job is chalkboard!

well yo mama's so broke, for your birthday she bought you an xbox 180!

(I think I used it already!) ;D ;D ;D

Yo mama's got so much acne that a blind man just read a Shakespearean sonnet off her face :P

Yo' mama's so stoopid, she thought "crack" was a sexual reference!

(I don't care if S.P. tags me- that one's jealous of my rapier wit...with which I smack his mama's @44)

Yo mama so fat and nasty she uses a drainage pipe to snort her coke :D

Yo mama been married so many times that she has rice imprints on her face!