I've said a lot of things that don't make much sense and make me sound like a stoned hippie, so I thought I might as well make a thread for them where you can make yourself sound like a stoned hippie!!! :D :D :D



Me (To Beth about her living in a time zone three hours ahead of mine): Time zones are so weird.. It's like... things are going on at the same time, but you're almost like.. three hours in the future!!!

"Man, that Doms sure is a homo..."

"Man, that Doms sure is a homo..."


That's not deep, man.

what came first: the chicken or the egg?

:D ;D

If you could know one random celebrity, like, really well, that they would, like, come to your house just so you could prove that you knew them, who would it be?

Like, if you could know them so well, you could be having an argument, say, like "Hold on, I'll call _____, he'll settle this for us." and then he'd fly out and settle the argument. And then, you'd, like, hang out with them and stuff.

what came first: the chicken or the egg?

:D ;D



You didn't specify which kind of egg, yanno, I bet dinosaur eggs came before the chicken!

You didn't specify which kind of egg, yanno, I bet dinosaur eggs came before the chicken!




erm...chicken egg. ;)

Permanence of things in the physical, emotional, and mental universe is an illusion.  The configuration of things in this present moment exists for an instant of zero duration and then is gone forever, being instantaneously replaced by a subsequent configuration of zero duration, and on and on.  So, everything we sense in each present moment is only a momentary never-to-be-repeated flash of illusion.  So what IS permanent?  What DOES endure forever?  Anything?  Nothing?  Both?  Neither?  Red Bull ?

Permanence of things in the physical, emotional, and mental universe is an illusion.  The configuration of things in this present moment exists for an instant of zero duration and then is gone forever, being instantaneously replaced by a subsequent configuration of zero duration, and on and on.  So, everything we sense in each present moment is only a momentary never-to-be-repeated flash of illusion.  So what IS permanent?  What DOES endure forever?  Anything?  Nothing?  Both?  Neither?  Red Bull ?


Yanno, I think about this all the time. I think I've just decided not to, because my brain hurts... But really, if you think about it, NOTHING lasts... at all, everything's always changing... ALWAYS!!! AHHHH!H!!!! Excuse me while I vomit my thoughts.

Yanno, I think about this all the time. I think I've just decided not to, because my brain hurts... But really, if you think about it, NOTHING lasts... at all, everything's always changing... ALWAYS!!! AHHHH!H!!!! Excuse me while I vomit my thoughts.


http://www.bear-town.com/images/for_journal/yoda.png

Hmm!  Thoughts indeed vomit you shall, Puke Skywalker!   ;D ;D ;D

Today's Deep Thought:

"Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness."


If you had happiness, you wouldn't need to strive for it?

If you could know one random celebrity, like, really well, that they would, like, come to your house just so you could prove that you knew them, who would it be?

Like, if you could know them so well, you could be having an argument, say, like "Hold on, I'll call _____, he'll settle this for us." and then he'd fly out and settle the argument. And then, you'd, like, hang out with them and stuff.




Prince...most definitely Prince.

Permanence of things in the physical, emotional, and mental universe is an illusion.  The configuration of things in this present moment exists for an instant of zero duration and then is gone forever, being instantaneously replaced by a subsequent configuration of zero duration, and on and on.  So, everything we sense in each present moment is only a momentary never-to-be-repeated flash of illusion.  So what IS permanent?  What DOES endure forever?  Anything?  Nothing?  Both?  Neither?  Red Bull ?


It doesn't exist for an instant of zero duration. If that were the case, there would be no existance. It exists for an infinitesimaly small amount of time. So permanence of things in the universe is not as much of an illusion as you think.

And Nixon will never die.

what came first: the chicken or the egg?

:D ;D


The egg.

A non-chicken animal laid an egg that produced a chicken.

If you could know one random celebrity, like, really well, that they would, like, come to your house just so you could prove that you knew them, who would it be?

Like, if you could know them so well, you could be having an argument, say, like "Hold on, I'll call _____, he'll settle this for us." and then he'd fly out and settle the argument. And then, you'd, like, hang out with them and stuff.


Splinter! =D

If you could know one random celebrity, like, really well, that they would, like, come to your house just so you could prove that you knew them, who would it be?

Like, if you could know them so well, you could be having an argument, say, like "Hold on, I'll call _____, he'll settle this for us." and then he'd fly out and settle the argument. And then, you'd, like, hang out with them and stuff.





Guess I forgot to answer this. Well..


Elliott Smith :(

The egg.

A non-chicken animal laid an egg that produced a chicken.


Ha! I said that, and then she changed the question.. :(

Ha! I said that, and then she changed the question.. :(
Has anyone read The Origin Of The Species by Charles Darwin?

Has anyone read The Origin Of The Species by Charles Darwin?



SOMEBODY has to have, I mean.. it's revolutionary...

How deep is your love?

SOMEBODY has to have, I mean.. it's revolutionary...


Everyone's heard of it, but no one's actually read it!  ;D

Not everything happens for a reason.

Everything happens because of a reason.

SOMEBODY has to have, I mean.. it's revolutionary...
I will try and read it myself one day.

Not everything happens for a reason.

Everything happens because of a reason.




Is there a reason as to why everything happens?

Is there a reason as to why everything happens?
Nothing happens by chance

Nothing happens by chance


It happens cause God made it happen.

It happens cause God made it happen.
Thats the way God planned it.

Strange how Charles Darwin was mentioned and now it's God talk.

Strange how Charles Darwin was mentioned and now it's God talk.
CD had wrote it down on paper.

So if nothing is left to chance, why do we have lotteries?

So if nothing is left to chance, why do we have lotteries?
...but where can you find the money to pay for the lottery?

...but where can you find the money to pay for the lottery?


I know someone who gave up smoking in order to have money for it.  Trading one bad habit for another.

I know someone who gave up smoking in order to have money for it.  Trading one bad habit for another.
have they won anything yet?

have they won anything yet?


Yes, they one $100.

Yes, they one $100.
...and how much would have been spent over the same period of time?

...and how much would have been spent over the same period of time?


I'm told it was gone in less than on hour.

An hour is the amount of time it should take to get a shower.

An hour is the amount of time it should take to get a shower.


I take 5 minutes.

I take 5 minutes.
If you took only five minutes, the water could not had been that deep.

If you took only five minutes, the water could not had been that deep.


or that warm

or that warm
Unless the water is ran first?

don't Put off what you can do today.

don't Put off what you can do today.


...unless you also put it off until tomorrow.

Dance like it hurts, love like you need the money, and work when people are watching.

Definition of procrastination.  Meh, I'll tell you tomorrow. ;D

Definition of procrastination.  Meh, I'll tell you tomorrow. ;D
you can spend all day trying to spell procrastination correctly.

Always Reach For Your Goal No Matter What It Is.

Always Reach For Your Goal No Matter What It Is.
...even though you cannot reach it?

...even though you cannot reach it?


Just keep on trying.

Just keep on trying.
True, for one day?

True, for one day?


All The Time.