1. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE MY PURSE IS.

2. I BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH MY ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING MY BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. I’VE SUDDENLY DECIDED I WANT TO KICK SOMEONE’S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE I COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN MY LAST TRIP TO PEE, I REALIZE I NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS I WAS JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.

5. I DROP MY 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH I’M EATING EVEN THOUGH I’M NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON EATING IT

6. I START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE I SEE THAT I LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

7. I GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

8. I’VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO ME

9. THE MAN I’M FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE MY 5TH GRADE TEACHER.

10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING

11. MY EYES JUST DON’T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.

12. I’VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

13. I YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO (I THINK) CHEATED ME BY GIVING ME JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT’S JUST BECAUSE I CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

14. I THINK I’M IN BED, BUT MY PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR

15. I START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON’T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY BUT..."

16. I FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID’S DOWN WHEN I SIT ON IT.

17. MY HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.

18. I’M TIRED SO I JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER I HAPPEN TO BE STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP.

19. I BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON MY BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUT DOWN ON THE TIME I’M IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM MY DRINK.

20. I TAKE MY SHOES OFF BECAUSE I BELIEVE IT’S THEIR FAULT THAT I’M HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT

;D

The last time I really was drunk I remember telling my friends like a million of times to look after me because I didn't want to get raped  ::)
Another thing I alwas say is  I'm really sorry and I love you and basically all sorts of sheeshe.
Once we were out in a field all resting and I saw a plane flying past and I thought it was a shooting star..really stupid.

The last time I really was drunk I remember telling my friends like a million of times to look after me because I didn't want to get raped  ::)
Another thing I alwas say is  I'm really sorry and I love you and basically all sorts of sheeshe.
Once we were out in a field all resting and I saw a plane flying past and I thought it was a shooting star..really stupid.


:O! You too young for that!

:O! You too young for that!

I'm sorry  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/02/buck.gif

How old do you have to be in America to drink legally?
Here in Lux. it's 16 so I'm not breaking the law :P

How old do you have to be in America to drink legally?
Here in Lux. it's 16 so I'm not breaking the law :P


How old are you?

How old are you?

18 in August.

18 in August.


You're younger than I thought.

You're younger than I thought.

Why's that?

Why's that?


I thought you were in your 20s, because of your '90s nostalgia.  :)

I thought you were in your 20s, because of your '90s nostalgia.  :)

Oh you mean my "grunge" obession  ;)

Oh you mean my "grunge" obession  ;)


Yes ;)

How old do you have to be in America to drink legally?
Here in Lux. it's 16 so I'm not breaking the law :P


Oh, I figured it was 18... It's 21 for us here.

Oh, I figured it was 18... It's 21 for us here.

well come here and pay me a visit and we can have a couple of drinks while we're at it..that would be a laugh.
It's so flipping boring here though.(told you that already)

well come here and pay me a visit and we can have a couple of drinks while we're at it..that would be a laugh.
It's so flipping boring here though.(told you that already)


Eh... Boring here, too! I actually have no desire to get drunk. I imagine I'd just stumble around puking.

Eh... Boring here, too! I actually have no desire to get drunk. I imagine I'd just stumble around puking.

Now I hope you don't have a wrong impression of me here! :o
I don't drink alot and I don't get drunk very often either.

Now I hope you don't have a wrong impression of me here! :o
I don't drink alot and I don't get drunk very often either.


Nah, I don't mind. Just not interested in it.

Nah, I don't mind. Just not interested in it.

That's a good thing really..so I figure you don't smoke (not that I really care)

That's a good thing really..so I figure you don't smoke (not that I really care)


Heh, no... See, at least there's a possibility you'll have fun being drunk. With smoking, you don't get any weird side effects besides cancer and the such. Do YOU smoke!? :O

Heh, no... See, at least there's a possibility you'll have fun being drunk. With smoking, you don't get any weird side effects besides cancer and the such. Do YOU smoke!? :O

No,I wouldn't call myself a smoker but I do occasionly..usually when I go out and you're in a relaxed mood,like summer nights outside playing guitar and that type of thing.

Ahh cigarettes and alcohol, have u ever noticed that even though u just put one out, you jus have to light another as if the first one do the job

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.




Cat

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.




Cat


I saw that on a shirt...

I saw that on a shirt...


my friend has a shirt that has 'if you can read this please sit me back on my bar stool' an its upside down on the back of his shirt

my friend has a shirt that has 'if you can read this please sit me back on my bar stool' an its upside down on the back of his shirt

duh, that's very intelligent.
I would never waer something like that.

duh, that's very intelligent.
I would never waer something like that.


who ever came up with it is makin lots of money i see those shirts everywhere!

who ever came up with it is makin lots of money i see those shirts everywhere!

yeah,all those statements on people's t-shirts...the last one I saw was "I don't care if you like me"
Honestly why wear something like that?

yeah,all those statements on people's t-shirts...the last one I saw was "I don't care if you like me"
Honestly why wear something like that?


Ahh self expression  ::)

I actually have no desire to get drunk. I imagine I'd just stumble around puking.


Just don't drink a lot, dork. ;D

I have never thrown up from drinking.  Of course now that I type that..... ::)

I have never thrown up from drinking.  Of course now that I type that..... ::)

Neither have I..luckily.

2. I BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH MY ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING MY BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.


I have a feeling that this gets the guys going. ::)

A drunk chick wiggling her ass...........target. :P

I have a feeling that this gets the guys going. ::)

A drunk chick wiggling her ass...........target. :P

Especially if she's blonde and has a fake tan  ::)

Especially if she's blonde and has a fake tan  ::)


i believe with men, beer goggles makes them think every women is blonde with a fake tan

i believe with men, beer goggles makes them think every women is blonde with a fake tan


Ever heard "9 Coronas"?  ;D

i believe with men, beer goggles makes them think every women is blonde with a fake tan


LOL  They don't need beer goggles.  There penis tells them she's beautiful and they believe it. ;D

Sorry guys, I had to. :-\\

How about when Men drink too much?  ;D

How about when Men drink too much?  ;D


1.    Mr. winky jus doesnt cooperate

2.    You are NOT hitting on the women, shes jus arm level and is doin a great job of holding you up

1.    Mr. winky jus doesnt cooperate

2.    You are NOT hitting on the women, shes jus arm level and is doin a great job of holding you up



#1 sounds funny. ;D

Mr. Winky  ;D

I have a feeling that this gets the guys going. ::)

A drunk chick wiggling her ass...........target. :P
duh, that's the ritualistic mating dance

I've never gotten drunk.  I can't be bothered.  If and when I drink, I have 1 or 2 and that's that.  No more.  Then it's on to Diet Coke.

drunk chicks

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God I used to drink for England and have done more stupid things than I care to remember and those are only the ones I CAN remember !  ;D

Now I can't be bothered with drinking loads, and it hurts far too much the next day, and the day after that as you get older...................

God I used to drink for England and have done more stupid things than I care to remember and those are only the ones I CAN remember !  ;D



I'm with you there! ;D  Sometimes I wonder if I had a blackout or conveniently chose to forget. :P

I'm with you there! ;D  Sometimes I wonder if I had a blackout or conveniently chose to forget. :P


maybe someone slipped you a mickey in your drink  :o 

maybe someone slipped you a mickey in your drink  :o 



I would like to have used that excuse. ;D 

Actually I think that may have happened one time.  I was with my friend at her boyfriends house and he had a friend over and we were all sitting around drinking.  After my friend and her boyfriend went off to bed, I was still up talking to that guy and I was getting so tired....and I never got that tired while drinking.  I just ended up basically telling him to leave me alone and I laid on th couch and fell asleep.

I would like to have used that excuse. ;D 

Actually I think that may have happened one time.  I was with my friend at her boyfriends house and he had a friend over and we were all sitting around drinking.  After my friend and her boyfriend went off to bed, I was still up talking to that guy and I was getting so tired....and I never got that tired while drinking.  I just ended up basically telling him to leave me alone and I laid on th couch and fell asleep.
drunk chicks are easy  ::)  but it sounds like you did good keeping the lecher at bay, even though he may have slipped you some date rape drug in your drink. Do you recall waking up fully clothed?

LOL  They don't need beer goggles.  There penis tells them she's beautiful and they believe it. ;D

Sorry guys, I had to. :-\\



Da penis is not always right!

drunk chicks are easy  ::)  but it sounds like you did good keeping the lecher at bay, even though he may have slipped you some date rape drug in your drink. Do you recall waking up fully clothed?



That's not something you'd normally ask somebody :P.

Da penis is not always right!
no but he's very persuasive and sounds real convincing  ;D

Ever heard "9 Coronas"?  ;D



I was thinking the same thing. "ni..ni..ni..nine Coronas".  ;D ;D




Cat

That's not something you'd normally ask somebody :P.
no, that not's something that you'd normally ask somebody.  :P  it's quite normal for me to ask, plus that would be a clue that someone took advantage of her while doped up  ;D

LOL  They don't need beer goggles.  There penis tells them she's beautiful and they believe it. ;D



How True, What's the old saying?

"I never went to bed with an ugly woman, but I sure have woken up with a few."

How True, What's the old saying?

"I never went to bed with an ugly woman, but I sure have woken up with a few."
thus the term Coyote Ugly  8)

God I used to drink for England and have done more stupid things than I care to remember and those are only the ones I CAN remember !  ;D


There were a couple times my friends would say, "I can't believe you did that last night" and I'd tell them I didn't want to know, and thank god they never told me. I can only imagine. I haven't had any alchohol for a couple of years now, don't really have the desire to anymore.

Da penis is not always right!


What do you mean by that?

drunk chicks are easy  ::)  but it sounds like you did good keeping the lecher at bay, even though he may have slipped you some date rape drug in your drink. Do you recall waking up fully clothed?


hehehe  Yeah, I still had my clothes on and everything was cool.

What do you mean by that?


I think they were say'n that jus cause he's 'up for it' that night doesnt mean it wont make him 'down for the count' tomorrow!!!

When Women Drink Too Much....

They forget which are the Men's or Women's Bathroom. ;D