What are some less-than-charming habits (almost) everyone has, but won't admit doing (I mean, publicly, at least)?

I'll list a couple to start the ball rolling;

1. picking your nose
2. Relieving yourself in the shower (or bath, depending on your personal hygiene standards  ;D)

What are some less-than-charming habits (almost) everyone has, but won't admit doing (I mean, publicly, at least)?

I'll list a couple to start the ball rolling;

1. picking your nose
2. Relieving yourself in the shower (or bath, depending on your personal hygiene standards  ;D)




Er.. not me?

B-but..posting them would mean admiting them..! And--and.. well, that would just prove the title to be wrong!

Er.. not me?


I used to think it was disgusting habit only disgusting people did, but I've discovered it's actually quite commonplace.  :P :P :P

I used to think it was disgusting habit only disgusting people did, but I've discovered it's actually quite commonplace.  :P :P :P


Umm how did you exactly find that out?

I bite my nails until they bleed.

Then I bit them more.

Now they don't bleed.. or hurt for the most part. I basically have opposable stumps.

It's kinda neat.

I bite my nails until they bleed.

Then I bit them more.

Now they don't bleed.. or hurt for the most part. I basically have opposable stumps.

It's kinda neat.



When I have a sore lip or something, I compulsively bite it to feel that little ounce of pain - I guess you could call me a sadomasochist or sorts, lol. I also do that with my fingernails.

2. Relieving yourself in the shower (or bath, depending on your personal hygiene standards  ;D)




That is beyond disgusting.  Toilets are for relieving yourself, showers/baths are for cleaning yourself.



My only real bad habit is I say "like" way too much.

What are some less-than-charming habits (almost) everyone has, but won't admit doing (I mean, publicly, at least)?

I'll list a couple to start the ball rolling;

1. picking your nose
2. Relieving yourself in the shower (or bath, depending on your personal hygiene standards  ;D)



btw, ^ the above mentioned are not habits I personally do, but habits I've noticed many people in general do. List any other bad habits you know other people have as well.

btw, ^ the above mentioned are not habits I personally do, but habits I've noticed many people in general do. List any other bad habits you know other people have as well.


Ok, I admit I may have been guilty of the aforementioned on occasion in the past, but it's certainly not like a regular thing or anything.

I have a bad habit of picking off mushrooms from the pizza that we order (even if they are on other people's pieces). LOL!!

I know there are millions...of course can't think of them now.  I tend to play with my toenails while sitting around or watching tv, but i dont pick them or pull them off or anything..
I do that constant rocking foot thing...i made myself stop and didn't do it for about 15 years...but it's back.
i'll think of soemthing more embarassing..just not coming to me now.  probably cuz i don't admit it, right? :)

I have a bad habit of picking off mushrooms from the pizza that we order (even if they are on other people's pieces). LOL!!


As long as you aren't going to other tables and doing so.

I don't know what this thread is supposed to do.. no one's gonna admit to being disgusting.. and then, of course, you get the cleanliness police who lecture you and sound like my mom.

I do that constant rocking foot thing...i made myself stop and didn't do it for about 15 years...but it's back.


Yeah, I forgot this one.

I've been known to make tables bounce.

I'll sit there and my foot will bounce up and down so fast, I literally can't stop doing it either, it's quite ood. Too much energy.

talking with their mouth full
picking bits out of their teeth

Yeah, I forgot this one.

I've been known to make tables bounce.

I'll sit there and my foot will bounce up and down so fast, I literally can't stop doing it either, it's quite ood. Too much energy.



Ah me too. My mom yells at me for that.

talking with their mouth full


I can NOT, for the life of me, shake doing that.

I can NOT, for the life of me, shake doing that.


I try hard not to because we are always telling our children not to do it.  But it is difficult not to answer someone straightaway.  My daughter has a slightly more annoying version of talking with her mouth full in that she starts talking to you and then puts in small bits of food whilst still talking to you

picking bits out of their teeth


I only do this in Private, but I use a rather large knife to pick bits of food out of the back of my mouth.

cracking every bone in my body
picking my nose
belching,farting

Ah me too. My mom yells at me for that.


My legs kick, but we have a high table.. it gets annoying when we're out though, especially, like, pasta places.. they all seem to have low tables.

I forget to look people in the eyes when talking sometimes

I forget to look people in the eyes when talking sometimes


I hardly ever look people in the eye when I'm talking, but when they are talking I look at them.




I cross my legs and then shake my foot like crazy.....I guess this is similar to the leg bouncing that Andy was mentioning.  I mostly do this when watching TV.....it's so boring!

I hardly ever look people in the eye when I'm talking, but when they are talking I look at them.




I cross my legs and then shake my foot like crazy.....I guess this is similar to the leg bouncing that Andy was mentioning.  I mostly do this when watching TV.....it's so boring!



could it be a nervous habit?

Men "scratching/adjusting" themselves.  I see this almost daily....

Men "scratching/adjusting" themselves.  I see this almost daily....



Well, you gotta do SOMETHING when you're itchy!

belching,farting


That's not really a habit... it's just something we do!

I hardly ever look people in the eye when I'm talking, but when they are talking I look at them.




I cross my legs and then shake my foot like crazy.....I guess this is similar to the leg bouncing that Andy was mentioning.  I mostly do this when watching TV.....it's so boring!



So do I, and... So do I!

Cracking my jaw. It's now getting to the point where I have trouble talking if I don't crack it.
Like Chrissy, I cross my legs and shake my foot all around.
I have an annoying eye twitch sometimes.
When I think, I tap my upper lip with my index finger. I guess I do this a lot, and I had no idea.

Hm.. Some of those I wouldn't really consider bad, though. Eh.

Cracking my jaw. It's now getting to the point where I have trouble talking if I don't crack it.
Like Chrissy, I cross my legs and shake my foot all around.
I have an annoying eye twitch sometimes.
When I think, I tap my upper lip with my index finger. I guess I do this a lot, and I had no idea.

Hm.. Some of those I wouldn't really consider bad, though. Eh.



heh....you forgot...stroking your non-existent beard!  :D ;D

Cracking my jaw. It's now getting to the point where I have trouble talking if I don't crack it.
Like Chrissy, I cross my legs and shake my foot all around.
I have an annoying eye twitch sometimes.
When I think, I tap my upper lip with my index finger. I guess I do this a lot, and I had no idea.

Hm.. Some of those I wouldn't really consider bad, though. Eh.



Besides the eye twitch... me too! Except I have trouble eating, not talking... and I tap my lower lip more...

heh....you forgot...stroking your non-existent beard!  :D ;D


Lol...I do that to!

Lol...I do that to!




hahaha...that's hilarious! ;D

My lips..

Like Beth, I tap them when I'm thinking... I also kinda flip my lower lip and tug at it, too... I know it's kinda gross, but I can't help it.  ;D

hahaha...that's hilarious! ;D


Well, I often compulsively stroke my chin when there's a bit of stubble on it, sort of reminding myself I need to shave.

If I happen to be out, I'll use my wifes roll on deoderant. She says that's kinda gross, but i don't think so.  ;D

If I happen to be out, I'll use my wifes roll on deoderant. She says that's kinda gross, but i don't think so.  ;D


I agree with your wife!  :D

heh....you forgot...stroking your non-existent beard!  :D ;D



Oh yeah! How could I forget THAT?

If I happen to be out, I'll use my wifes roll on deoderant. She says that's kinda gross, but i don't think so.  ;D




awww...do you smell all pretty and powdery then, Mike? :D ;D

I agree with your wife!  :D
I would too if she were trying to use mine  ;)




awww...do you smell all pretty and powdery then, Mike? :D ;D
well, she's got this non scent stuff so i don't feel gay about using it  :)

I would too if she were trying to use mine  ;)
well, she's got this non scent stuff so i don't feel gay about using it  :)


Not gay, metrosexual.  8)

an occasional relapse into smoking.

Attributing every misfortune in one's life to 'fairies' (especially when things go missing),  ;D

an occasional relapse into smoking.
did ya ever read that teeny tiny label on the side of a pack KKay  ;D

ok, here's one I just find despicable of myself. so sometimes I just throw clothes on the floor and not in the hamper and on occasion, the clean may get mixed up with the not so clean. Looking for a pair of socks and I find them, but how can I be sure they are clean?  that's right, ya gotta take a sniff and if they reek, then they go in the hamper.  ;D 

How about men who smell their dirty underwear. :o  Why?

How about men who smell their dirty underwear. :o  Why?


Hey, it ain't only men who do that  ;)

How about men who smell their dirty underwear. :o  Why?
before I read this I saw your post and approached it very slowly because I was remembering that post way back about the dog lovingly licking someone's underpants and didn't know if I was able to handle another one like that.   whew!!
underwear sniffing is crossing the line, socks are bad enough. If there's any doubt about underwear cleanliness, just grab a pair outta the drawer or don't wear any


Hey, it ain't only men who do that  ;)
thank you

As a rule, you shouldn't wear underwear longer than a day (max 2 days) anyway...

Hey, it ain't only men who do that  ;)


I guess I've never seen or heard of a chick doing this, not saying that they don't.

Trimac20, I hope this thread is everything you hoped for  :o

before I read this I saw your post and approached it very slowly because I was remembering that post way back about the dog lovingly licking someone's underpants and didn't know if I was able to handle another one like that.   whew!!
underwear sniffing is crossing the line, socks are bad enough. If there's any doubt about underwear cleanliness, just grab a pair outta the drawer or don't wear any
thank you


No, I wouldn't make you all sit through that story again! ;D ;D  I believe it was passionately. :P  

About the underwear, I'm talking when guys take their underwear off and then immediately smell them, knowing damn well that they're dirty. :-\\  

No, I wouldn't make you all sit through that story again! ;D ;D  I believe it was passionately. :P  

About the underwear, I'm talking when guys take their underwear off and then immediately smell them, knowing damn well that they're dirty. :-\\  
yuck, delete this underpant sniffing thread ;D  that's effn'g nasty isn't it

lovingly, passionately, the damn dog was groovin 

lovingly, passionately, the damn dog was groovin 


LOL  Nasty dog! :P

LOL  Nasty dog! :P
was that your canine?

was that your canine?



Eh-em...yes.  My dog Missy.

Eh-em...yes.  My dog Missy.
well I'll be dipped in dogsh*t, a lesbian dog. Well don't that beat all  ;D

Well, you gotta do SOMETHING when you're itchy!
Women itch too....do you see us digging at ourselves like we're searching for gold?  ;)

As a rule, you shouldn't wear underwear longer than a day (max 2 days) anyway...



I change my underwear every morning.  Maybe it's a female thing.

I change my underwear every morning.  Maybe it's a female thing.


I think it is, though I'm hopeful.

I change my underwear every morning.  Maybe it's a female thing.


I do too?

I HATE this one.. and it's so hard to explain..

Like, I scratch one side of my face, and then I HAVE to scratch the other side in the exact same way with the opposite hand. And if I mess up, I have to do the new kind to the other side, then do the original kind until I get it right. It's so... annoying.

I HATE this one.. and it's so hard to explain..

Like, I scratch one side of my face, and then I HAVE to scratch the other side in the exact same way with the opposite hand. And if I mess up, I have to do the new kind to the other side, then do the original kind until I get it right. It's so... annoying.



:o I know exactly what you mean, actually. I do that with a lot of things (Not that scratching of the face, though). Like.. when I chew my food, I have to chew on one side, then the other... and it has to be an equal amount of times. I have a mild case of OCD, and it sounds like you might, too.

Maybe you're striving for perfection in your life?

:o I know exactly what you mean, actually. I do that with a lot of things (Not that scratching of the face, though). Like.. when I chew my food, I have to chew on one side, then the other... and it has to be an equal amount of times. I have a mild case of OCD, and it sounds like you might, too.


I do that with all sorts of stuff.. like, tapping my foot, having one leg leaning on the back leg of a chair differently from the other.. I have to get the duration of time equal for both of my legs on the chair, the pressure on the chair.. it just all has to be perfect, or it REALLY bugs me.

I do that with all sorts of stuff.. like, tapping my foot, having one leg leaning on the back leg of a chair differently from the other.. I have to get the duration of time equal for both of my legs on the chair, the pressure on the chair.. it just all has to be perfect, or it REALLY bugs me.


That definitely sounds OCD related

That definitely sounds OCD related


Yeah, I guess it does. Though I think almost everyone has at least some obsessive-compulsive in them.. just differing extents.

Yeah, I guess it does. Though I think almost everyone has at least some obsessive-compulsive in them.. just differing extents.


Perhaps.  Like always arranging mugs in the cupboard in the same way

Perhaps.  Like always arranging mugs in the cupboard in the same way


Yep. And it even varies in those tiers. Some people will always arrange the mugs on the same shelf every time, others will put them on exact places or in exact orders every time.

before I read this I saw your post and approached it very slowly because I was remembering that post way back about the dog lovingly licking someone's underpants and didn't know if I was able to handle another one like that.   whew!!
underwear sniffing is crossing the line, socks are bad enough. If there's any doubt about underwear cleanliness, just grab a pair outta the drawer or don't wear any
thank you



I cannot stop laughing!!!! ;D ;D ;D

I'm compulsive like that with some stuff.

If I crack a knuckle, I have to crack the one on the other hand as well. If I tap my fingers, I have to tap the ones on the other hand. I rationalise it by saying I don't want to leave either set out, but.. that's the rationale of a 6 year old.

I HATE this one.. and it's so hard to explain..

Like, I scratch one side of my face, and then I HAVE to scratch the other side in the exact same way with the opposite hand. And if I mess up, I have to do the new kind to the other side, then do the original kind until I get it right. It's so... annoying.



Ooh ooh, me too!!

Also, if I bump my arm, or if I'm leaning my leg against something....

I'm compulsive like that with some stuff.

If I crack a knuckle, I have to crack the one on the other hand as well. If I tap my fingers, I have to tap the ones on the other hand. I rationalise it by saying I don't want to leave either set out, but.. that's the rationale of a 6 year old.




that's so funny...I do the same thing!!! :D ;D

No, I wouldn't make you all sit through that story again! ;D ;D  I believe it was passionately. :P  

About the underwear, I'm talking when guys take their underwear off and then immediately smell them, knowing damn well that they're dirty. :-\\  


OMG!!  LOL!!

I guess they judge how hard of a day they had by how bad their drawers smell!!  LOL!!

My husband will undress after work and if I'm in the room he will toss his dirty clothes at me to put in the hamper.  When he gets to the underpants, his aim is suddenly off and it heads right for me face. 

I'm compulsive like that with some stuff.

If I crack a knuckle, I have to crack the one on the other hand as well. If I tap my fingers, I have to tap the ones on the other hand. I rationalise it by saying I don't want to leave either set out, but.. that's the rationale of a 6 year old.


Ha, that's exactly what I was describing earier.. do you, like, have to do the tapping with the same exact pressure and amount of time and stuff?

OMG!!  LOL!!

I guess they judge how hard of a day they had by how bad their drawers smell!!  LOL!!

My husband will undress after work and if I'm in the room he will toss his dirty clothes at me to put in the hamper.  When he gets to the underpants, his aim is suddenly off and it heads right for me face. 
your husband is cool  ;D

I change my underwear every morning.  Maybe it's a female thing.


Every Morning? What are you, the King of spain or something?

day 1 - Regular
day 2 - back to front
day 3 - inside out
day 4 - inside out & back to front
day 5 - talcum powder and fabreze
day 6 - extra fabreze, inside out
day 7 - This would be Sunday, no underwear.

Women itch too....do you see us digging at ourselves like we're searching for gold?  ;)



That's why you need Vagisil. ;D

Every Morning? What are you, the King of spain or something?

day 1 - Regular
day 2 - back to front
day 3 - inside out
day 4 - inside out & back to front
day 5 - talcum powder and fabreze
day 6 - extra fabreze, inside out
day 7 - This would be Sunday, no underwear.



I have at least 100 pairs of underwear.  There's no excuse to wear the same pair of underwear for more than one day.  It's just cleanliness.

I have at least 100 pairs of underwear.  There's no excuse to wear the same pair of underwear for more than one day.  It's just cleanliness.


I change mine once a day

Every Morning? What are you, the King of spain or something?

day 1 - Regular
day 2 - back to front
day 3 - inside out
day 4 - inside out & back to front
day 5 - talcum powder and fabreze
day 6 - extra fabreze, inside out
day 7 - This would be Sunday, no underwear.


roflmao!!!

I do that with all sorts of stuff.. like, tapping my foot, having one leg leaning on the back leg of a chair differently from the other.. I have to get the duration of time equal for both of my legs on the chair, the pressure on the chair.. it just all has to be perfect, or it REALLY bugs me.


Everybody does stuff like that, it doesn't mean you have OCD. OCD is soooo sooo sooo overused.

I heard on a radio program once that the bad habit that most people refuse to admit is biting their toenails. 

I do the foot-shaking thing.  Easy to admit -- it's not like you can be secret about it.  It actually burns alot of calories.  ???

And then there's the joke:  5 % of people admit to picking their nose, the other 95% are lying.  ::)

I heard on a radio program once that the bad habit that most people refuse to admit is biting their toenails. 

I do the foot-shaking thing.  Easy to admit -- it's not like you can be secret about it.  It actually burns alot of calories.  ???

And then there's the joke:  5 % of people admit to picking their nose, the other 95% are lying.  ::)





I never bite my toenails.  ??? I mean, why?

I never bite my toenails.  ??? I mean, why?


It's uncomfortable...

It's uncomfortable...


Yes, I imagine it would be. I assume you frequently partake in this unhygenic act?

Yes, I imagine it would be. I assume you frequently partake in this unhygenic act?



Nupe! I don't bite on any kind of nails... I'm not a biting person, I'm a lip-flipper =D

Nupe! I don't bite on any kind of nails... I'm not a biting person, I'm a lip-flipper =D


I'm not a biter of fingernails either - unless I'm really anxious or tense about something.

I never bite my toenails.  ??? I mean, why?


Who knows.  I couldn't do it if I wanted to -- just ain't that bendable anymore  :D

Who knows.  I couldn't do it if I wanted to -- just ain't that bendable anymore  :D


Do people realise where there toe-nails have been?  :P

Do people realise where there toe-nails have been?  :P


In their socks?

In their socks?


...Exactly  ;)

Do people realise where there toe-nails have been?  :P


On their feet?

That is beyond disgusting.  Toilets are for relieving yourself, showers/baths are for cleaning yourself.



My only real bad habit is I say "like" way too much.


I'm trying to rid myself of this plague... But everyone else says it, and I find myself saying it too often.

Crack My Knuckles so much

I'm trying to rid myself of this plague... But everyone else says it, and I find myself saying it too often.



Half the time, I don't even realize I'm doing it until someone points it out.  A friend of mine actually counted how many times I said it in one hour and it shocked me to see how many times it was.

Putting your shoes/slippers on upholstry or bedding
Eating in Bed without a tray
Cleaning your toes in front of others
Picking ear wax out  :P

Putting your shoes/slippers on upholstry or bedding



My mom yells at me about that.  I'll be sitting on the couch or the barcalounger and I'll put my feet up with my shoes still on, and she'll smack my legs off the furniture!  ;D  ;D

I have at least 100 pairs of underwear.  There's no excuse to wear the same pair of underwear for more than one day.  It's just cleanliness.


ONE HUNDRED PAIRS! Holy sh.it!

I have about 15..

My mom yells at me about that.  I'll be sitting on the couch or the barcalounger and I'll put my feet up with my shoes still on, and she'll smack my legs off the furniture!   ;D  ;D


;D

I have always had a pet peeve about people doing that. One time my best friend put her pillows on her floor to make her bed and with her shoes still on, she started stepping on her pillows - I was like - ewww..  ;D

ONE HUNDRED PAIRS! Holy sh.it!

I have about 15..



I'm a girl......I like pretty, frilly underwear and I buy a lot of of it.  Some them don't fit anymore (too big/too small), so not all 100 pairs are currently wearable, but I still have them.

I'm a girl......I like pretty, frilly underwear and I buy a lot of of it.  Some them don't fit anymore (too big/too small), so not all 100 pairs are currently wearable, but I still have them.


I like pretty, frilly underwear as well.. but the security guards at most of the stores in town have my picture now.

ONE HUNDRED PAIRS! Holy sh.it!

I have about 15..


I have about twenty pairs, but I wash them after I've worn them once.  

I have about twenty pairs, but I wash them after I've worn them once.  



Same here...

I'm a girl......I like pretty, frilly underwear and I buy a lot of of it.  Some them don't fit anymore (too big/too small), so not all 100 pairs are currently wearable, but I still have them.


I like 100% cotton undies.. I feel kinda awkward wearing lace and frills, so I wear the no-nonsense stuff. I like Jockey's Bikini line. Very flattering  :)

I like 100% cotton undies.. I feel kinda awkward wearing lace and frills, so I wear the no-nonsense stuff. I like Jockey's Bikini line. Very flattering  :)



I have some cotton pairs, but the rest of them are silk nylon......very comfy.  I have one pair in pink with a rhinestone heart buckle on the side.  Bikini-cut are far more comfortable than the briefs......I don't think I could wear brief-cut anymore without feeling weird.

If I've used a toothpick, I can reuse it again and again.  8)

and I wear 100% cotton, mens low rise bikini jc penny stafford brand and I change them everydangday

If I've used a toothpick, I can reuse it again and again.  8)

and I wear 100% cotton, mens low rise bikini jc penny stafford brand and I change them everydangday




Mens low-rise bikinis?  Mike.......you're turning me on.  Quit.

and I wear 100% cotton, mens low rise bikini jc penny stafford brand and I change them everydangday



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http://spiro.fisica.unipd.it/Difisica/links/file/immmagini/difisica/Art/munch_scream_detail.jpg

and I wear 100% cotton, mens low rise bikini jc penny stafford brand and I change them everydangday


Some things are best left unsaid . . .  ;) ;D

Leaving dishes in the sink for any length of time - I have gone a whole week once!

well I wear........lol, I am surprised that someone has not created a "what type of undies do you wear" thread yet!!!

I have to be the world's worst for procrastinating.. or at the very least, in the top 5. I also chew my nails a lot, to the extent that they're nothing more than blunted stumps on the ends of my fingers and I crack my fingers all the time... it's an awful habit to have but I can't seem to shake it  :(

Okay, on the procrastination issue.....I've had two full bins of newspapers to recycle sitting in front of my house for about three months.  They've been rained on, snowed on..... but recycling is every other week and I'm lucky if I remember to take my trash cans to the sidewalk the night before trash day (because I rarely know what day it is and the truck comes at about 7 a.m.).  Anyway, there sit the newspaper bins, overflowing.  Not really a bad habit....just a habit that has never formed and has unsightly consequences.  ::)

Okay, on the procrastination issue.....I've had two full bins of newspapers to recycle sitting in front of my house for about three months.  They've been rained on, snowed on..... but recycling is every other week and I'm lucky if I remember to take my trash cans to the sidewalk the night before trash day (because I rarely know what day it is and the truck comes at about 7 a.m.).  Anyway, there sit the newspaper bins, overflowing.  Not really a bad habit....just a habit that has never formed and has unsightly consequences.  ::)


I had a 3,000 word essay to hand in for one of my subjects at school. Our teacher told us about it in March, 3 months before the hand in date.

By the 9th I still hadn't written one word of it and missed the hand-in date. They gave me the weekend to have the whole thing finished... I left it until the Sunday night. I was up until 3:20am doing it, and then finished it off in a free period I had on Monday morning, and handed it in at break (2 hours after I was supposed to). Thankfully, they accepted it....

How's THAT for proscrastination?  :D

I had a 3,000 word essay to hand in for one of my subjects at school. Our teacher told us about it in March, 3 months before the hand in date.

By the 9th I still hadn't written one word of it and missed the hand-in date. They gave me the weekend to have the whole thing finished... I left it until the Sunday night. I was up until 3:20am doing it, and then finished it off in a free period I had on Monday morning, and handed it in at break (2 hours after I was supposed to). Thankfully, they accepted it....

How's THAT for proscrastination?  :D


Back in the day...


I was supposed to hand in a GCSE Coursework essay in English... still haven't.

That my friend, is procrastination.

I have really bad shifting mood swings. One minute I'll be extremely happy, the next minute I'll be acting like Satan herself.

I also procrastinate. I should be cleaning the apartment, but here I sit, typing away.

completely and utterly unreliable.

dont' ask for help.  i'll say yes and never do it.

I have really bad shifting mood swings. One minute I'll be extremely happy, the next minute I'll be acting like Satan herself.

I also procrastinate. I should be cleaning the apartment, but here I sit, typing away.




wow, that sounds so much like me!!

Half the time, I don't even realize I'm doing it until someone points it out.  A friend of mine actually counted how many times I said it in one hour and it shocked me to see how many times it was.
A priest at the church I used to attend would say "Say" alot....(i.e. "Say Jesus went to the lake and say he stepped in and say he was blah, blah, say, blah, blah")  This priest married my best friend and I counted how many times he said "Say" during the ceremony......287 times ;)

A priest at the church I used to attend would say "Say" alot....(i.e. "Say Jesus went to the lake and say he stepped in and say he was blah, blah, say, blah, blah")  This priest married my best friend and I counted how many times he said "Say" during the ceremony......287 times ;)



my English teacher said "Ok, right?" and "Right, ok?" a lot

Mens low-rise bikinis?  Mike.......you're turning me on.  Quit.
freakin nympho  ;D



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http://spiro.fisica.unipd.it/Difisica/links/file/immmagini/difisica/Art/munch_scream_detail.jpg
and this poor child has been traumatized by my comments  of TMI
probably going to need counseling  ;D


Some things are best left unsaid . . .  ;) ;D

Leaving dishes in the sink for any length of time - I have gone a whole week once!
i think maybe you're right on this one Bobby  :-[

BFF, I just gotta wonder...






WHY!???

I had a 3,000 word essay to hand in for one of my subjects at school. Our teacher told us about it in March, 3 months before the hand in date.

By the 9th I still hadn't written one word of it and missed the hand-in date. They gave me the weekend to have the whole thing finished... I left it until the Sunday night. I was up until 3:20am doing it, and then finished it off in a free period I had on Monday morning, and handed it in at break (2 hours after I was supposed to). Thankfully, they accepted it....

How's THAT for proscrastination?  :D


;D  YOU'RE AWESOME! I SO need to learn from your ways...

BFF, I just gotta wonder...






WHY!???
another victim traumatized by earlier statements. It was insanity my friend, just good old plain insanity.  That excuse usually gets me off the hook  8)

pick my nose
sniff my underwear before putting it in the wash :P
crack knuckles

pick my nose
sniff my underwear before putting it in the wash :P
crack knuckles



Howie the crotch sniffer!!! ;D :D

sniff my underwear before putting it in the wash :P





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:D

sniff my underwear before putting it in the wash :P


AH-HA!

so that's why you are a "Brown noser" :D ;D

AH-HA!

so that's why you are a "Brown noser" :D ;D


:P

Who here eats food that's dropped on the floor?

Who here eats food that's dropped on the floor?


I do...5 second rule!  It depends where if falls, of course.

Who here eats food that's dropped on the floor?
Once on the floor it is never eaten.

I do...5 second rule!  It depends where if falls, of course.


What if its been there for 6 seconds? Does it depends on WHAT falls? What if it's a gourmet chocolate, as opposed to a piece of steamed broccoli? (lol, I used to pretend to 'drop my broccoli on the floor by accident' when I was a kid).

What if its been there for 6 seconds? Does it depends on WHAT falls? What if it's a gourmet chocolate, as opposed to a piece of steamed broccoli? (lol, I used to pretend to 'drop my broccoli on the floor by accident' when I was a kid).


Oh yeah, what falls matters too.  I wouldn't pick up something that I really didn't want to eat in the first place.  And I wouldn't pick up anything that was moist or sticky, simply because anything that was on the floor could stick to it. :P

Oh yeah, what falls matters too.  I wouldn't pick up something that I really didn't want to eat in the first place.  And I wouldn't pick up anything that was moist or sticky, simply because anything that was on the floor could stick to it. :P


Yes, moist, sticky things are a no-no. And it also depends on the surface itself - I doubt you'd pick up something that fell on the dirty sidewalk, while you might pick up something that fell off a cleanly polished floor. Personally, something has to be pretty damn tasty for me to eat it off the floor.

Who here eats food that's dropped on the floor?



Not me.  Do you know what kind of germs and bacteria are on your standard kitchen floor?  Effing disgusting, if you ask me.

I do...5 second rule!  It depends where if falls, of course.



5 second rule is b/s. If it's on the floor, it gets all the germs instantly. But I still eat it anyway!!!!! :D

5 second rule is b/s. If it's on the floor, it gets all the germs instantly. But I still eat it anyway!!!!! :D
...and pray?

...and pray?



Hmm... Not a bad idea.

But seriously, has anyone actually got sick from eating anything off the floor?

I've never got sick from doing it. When I was a kid I'd eat a bowl of spaghetti off the floor (lol, more like a chocolate bar), and suffered no ill effects whatsoever.

But seriously, has anyone actually got sick from eating anything off the floor?

I've never got sick from doing it. When I was a kid I'd eat a bowl of spaghetti off the floor (lol, more like a chocolate bar), and suffered no ill effects whatsoever.





... Not that I can recall...

...bumping my own posts  ;D

But seriously, has anyone actually got sick from eating anything off the floor?

I've never got sick from doing it. When I was a kid I'd eat a bowl of spaghetti off the floor (lol, more like a chocolate bar), and suffered no ill effects whatsoever.




Just because you never got sick, doesn't mean it's a smart idea.  You could drive with your knees and not get into an accident, but that doesn't make it something you should do on a regular basis.  When you think about what's on your kitchen floor......do you want that on your food? 

Just because you never got sick, doesn't mean it's a smart idea.  You could drive with your knees and not get into an accident, but that doesn't make it something you should do on a regular basis.  When you think about what's on your kitchen floor......do you want that on your food? 


As I said before, I've changed alot since then. Now I very rarely eat anything off the floor (I admit the odd lapse). And yes, I'm very aware of how unhygenic it is...

Howie the crotch sniffer!!! ;D :D



I don't sniff my crotch,I sniff my underwear.Just don't know why I do it. ::)

I don't sniff my crotch,I sniff my underwear.Just don't know why I do it. ::)



meh, same difference! ;)

Just because you never got sick, doesn't mean it's a smart idea.  You could drive with your knees and not get into an accident, but that doesn't make it something you should do on a regular basis.  When you think about what's on your kitchen floor......do you want that on your food? 


Mother....is that you? ;) :P

Mother....is that you? ;) :P



Eat your vegetables or no dessert for you.  And if you think I don't know you're feeding them to the dog, you're wrong.

I wiggle my toes A LOT. It is like my toes just can't be still. I also crack my jaw-all the time. I procrastinate. I still have clean clothes in the basket waiting to be put away and sometimes I don't always do the dishes until they are really piled up in the sink. And I leave "stuff" EVERYWHERE. (Drives Carlos batty). I am also a packrat. Never throw anything away (which is what I leave laying around).




Cat

Eat your vegetables or no dessert for you.  And if you think I don't know you're feeding them to the dog, you're wrong.


;D

meh, same difference! ;)



No,It's not the same difference.Have you ever sniffed your panties? ;D

No,It's not the same difference.Have you ever sniffed your panties? ;D



can't say that I have. LOL! ;D

No,It's not the same difference.Have you ever sniffed your panties? ;D




No, because it's effing disgusting.  It's been on your crotch; why are you going to stick it in your face?

No, because it's effing disgusting.  It's been on your crotch; why are you going to stick it in your face?



I get a high from it,I don't know.

I get a high from it,I don't know.




that's not something you should be admitting! :-X

I get a high from it,I don't know.




I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

that's not something you should be admitting! :-X


I'm sorry. :-[  :P

"Sometimes, when I get nervous, I stick my hands under my armpits and than I smell them like this!" :D :D ;D
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read the last 2 pages and suddenly I feel wretched  :o

ONE HUNDRED PAIRS! Holy sh.it!

I have about 15..


That's fine, as long as they match your bedspread. :P

I do...5 second rule!  It depends where if falls, of course.


I eat stuff that's fallen on the floor, but these are rare occurances.. and usually, it has to be something I just desparatly would die for

That's fine, as long as they match your bedspread. :P


You know they do, all floral and cute!

What are some less-than-charming habits (almost) everyone has, but won't admit doing (I mean, publicly, at least)?

I'll list a couple to start the ball rolling;

1. picking your nose
2. Relieving yourself in the shower (or bath, depending on your personal hygiene standards  ;D)


do they float or sink?

do they float or sink?


Does what float or sink?

Does what float or sink?



What do you think?

What do you think?


No, I guess I'm stupid. What are 'they' anyway?

No, I guess I'm stupid. What are 'they' anyway?



Feces. 

I get a high from it,I don't know.


You get high from smelling your underwear?  Do you roll them into a doobie and smoke them? ;D

You get high from smelling your underwear?  Do you roll them into a doobie and smoke them? ;D


Talk about smoking some good sh it.

Talk about smoking some good sh it.




ahahaha...too funny!! :D ;D

You get high from smelling your underwear?  Do you roll them into a doobie and smoke them? ;D


Hey, maybe that was Howard going into the chat room as poop pants when he was high???

Hey, maybe that was Howard going into the chat room as poop pants when he was high???


LOL  I forgot about that! :D

Hey, maybe that was Howard going into the chat room as poop pants when he was high???



OMFG...that's right! I forgot about that too!  :D ;D

You get high from smelling your underwear?  Do you roll them into a doobie and smoke them? ;D



No,I smell them and throw them right into my hamper

Feces. 


I'm sorry, I don't engage in such disgusting habits..

Getting high off underwear...

I'm sorry, I don't engage in such disgusting habits..



Hey, you're the one that asked what they meant by "relieving" oneself in the shower.

Hey, you're the one that asked what they meant by "relieving" oneself in the shower.


I didn't mean it that way...sheesh

I didn't mean it that way...sheesh


I was wondering which way was meant too actually, oddly enough this subject was discussed on the UK Big Brother last night   ;D ;D 

another thread that made me laugh as I browsed through it..you people    ;D ;D

I was wondering which way was meant too actually, oddly enough this subject was discussed on the UK Big Brother last night   ;D ;D 
That subject of conversation seems to come up every year in Big Brother

That subject of conversation seems to come up every year in Big Brother


Apparently it was meant to have been Pete??  Stuck up posh bird Suzy whined that the shower floor was very slippery  :P :P :P

One of my bad habits is I sometimes bite my big toenails and also clip the other toenails allowing the clippings to fly all over

I didn't mean it that way...sheesh



If you stop backpeddling now, you might let the burning in your heels subside.

If you stop backpeddling now, you might let the burning in your heels subside.



...



Eh?

If you stop backpeddling now, you might let the burning in your heels subside.


;D ;D

...



Eh?


A little burning in the heels is a small price to pay when you're on my heels... ;)

One of my bad habits is I sometimes bite my big toenails and also clip the other toenails allowing the clippings to fly all over
  :o that's gross Jules, you must be very flexible

  :o that's gross Jules, you must be very flexible


HAHAHAHAHA   ;D ;D

Trust you to think that!!!      ;)

pity I can't get to the other toes aswell tho'

HAHAHAHaHA   ;D ;D

Trust you to think that!!!      ;)

pity I can't get to the other toes aswell tho'
I couldn't resist and for all I know, you set me up knowing I'd comment  ;D

that's a bad habit, but there are much worse

I couldn't resist and for all I know, you set me up knowing I'd comment  ;D

that's a bad habit, but there are much worse


No I wouldn't do that..the good news is I don't eat the nails  ;D  :P ;D

One of my bad habits is I sometimes bite my big toenails and also clip the other toenails allowing the clippings to fly all over


I used to do that, then I gained 20 pounds and can't.  I miss it  :(    ;D

I used to do that, then I gained 20 pounds and can't.  I miss it  :(     ;D
eeeww  :o

I guess this is a bad habit. I will drink soda right out of a 2 liter bottle from the fridge without pouring it into a glass.


No I wouldn't do that..the good news is I don't eat the nails   ;D  :P ;D
of course you wouldn't do that to me, but you probably do get some toenail residue in your mouth  ::), it must be another of my bad habits, turning someone else's comment into an innuendo

One of my bad habits is I sometimes bite my big toenails and also clip the other toenails allowing the clippings to fly all over


Just one, Jules...?!!  ;)

I wouldn't even like to imagine what would happen if I tried this...^

A&E would have to be on standby!

eeeww  :o

I guess this is a bad habit. I will drink soda right out of a 2 liter bottle from the fridge without pouring it into a glass.



That is okay as long as you are careful that you don't allow any backwash.  :P

That is okay as long as you are careful that you don't allow any backwash.  :P
If my wife Diane catches me, she chastises me and then declares that 2 litre bottle all mine, and I'm sure I don't backwash.  ???

If my wife Diane catches me, she chastises me and then declares that 2 litre bottle all mine, and I'm sure I don't backwash.  ???


Why are people so worried about backwashing? Sure you'll get a bit of saliva, maybe a few remnants of last night's meal, but as long as you haven't got something potentially harmful... ;)

eeeww  :o
I guess this is a bad habit. I will drink soda right out of a 2 liter bottle from the fridge without pouring it into a glass.
of course you wouldn't do that to me, but you probably do get some toenail residue in your mouth  ::), it must be another of my bad habits, turning someone else's comment into an innuendo


Mike yesterday I was reading about mercury levels in fish (stay with this  ;D ) and apparently they can measure this from taking samples from our toenails and analysing from that.  Another habit - drinking milk straight from the bottle/carton which I don't really think is that  bad actually - unless you're living with strangers    ;D

Yeah Paul I could go on and on and on...  :D

Why are people so worried about backwashing? Sure you'll get a bit of saliva, maybe a few remnants of last night's meal, but as long as you haven't got something potentially harmful... ;)
;D  yeah, what's the big deal


Yesterday I was reading about mercury levels in fish (stay with this  ;D ) and apparently they can measure this from taking samples from our toenails and analysing from that.  Another habit - drinking milk straight from the bottle/carton which I don't really think is that  bad actually   ;D

Yeah Paul I could go on and on and on...  :D
who the hell is Paul  >:(  Jules? is there something you wish to tell me
I wonder what lab technician or scientist or mercury level specialist thought to use the human toenail for testing the levels of mercury in fish?

One of my bad habits is I sometimes bite my big toenails and also clip the other toenails allowing the clippings to fly all over


A bit of a contortionist in your spare time, Jules?  ;D

Yes, I have been prone to do the latter, lol.  :-[ ;)

;D  yeah, what's the big deal
who the hell is Paul  >:(   Jules? is there something you wish to tell me
I wonder what lab technician or scientist or mercury level specialist thought to use the human toenail for testing the levels of mercury in fish?


Sorry should have 'quoted' Paul aswell


A bit of a contortionist in your spare time, Jules?  ;D

Yes, I have been prone to do the latter, lol.  :-[ ;)


They make tasty TV snacks     ;D

They make tasty TV snacks    ;D


*nibble nibble*

Taste like stale wotsits.  ;D

*nibble nibble*

Taste like stale wotsits.  ;D


Great if you can get enough to make a sandwich

Great if you can get enough to make a sandwich


We'll have a whip-round for you, Jules...

Next time I have a clipping sesh, I'll post 'em off to you!

Great if you can get enough to make a sandwich


Eugh! Lol.

That's a lot of clipping to be done.

CRUNCH!!!

We'll have a whip-round for you, Jules...
Next time I have a clipping sesh, I'll post 'em off to you!


Eugh! Lol.
That's a lot of clipping to be done.
CRUNCH!!!


I'll make some soup with them instead

Burping LOUDLY in front of people I dont know I just got to burp.

This is great, I'm seeing sides of people I don't particularly want to see... :P

I can't stand it when people spray all over public bathrooms when they have clearly a large hole to go pee in (I'm talking women here), and especially when they can't at least clean it up for the next person.

I can't stand it when people spray all over public bathrooms when they have clearly a large hole to go pee in (I'm talking women here), and especially when they can't at least clean it up for the next person.



Oh god that is so disgusting.  I hate that.  I call those women the "squatters".  They won't actually sit on the seat to use the bathroom; they hover and squat over it.  They end up pissing all over the seat and they don't notice it or don't care, so they just flush and walk away.  I was at a concert and had to use the bathroom and there was a huge line and when the the lady left the stall and I walked in, I noticed pee all over the seat.  She was still at the sink, so I walked back out, tapped her on the shoulder and told her to clean off her urine from the toilet seat.  She just gave me a look and I said that I knew it was her because I saw her exit that same stall.......unless she sat down in someone's elses urine without cleaning it first.

Oh god that is so disgusting.  I hate that.  I call those women the "squatters".  They won't actually sit on the seat to use the bathroom; they hover and squat over it.  They end up pissing all over the seat and they don't notice it or don't care, so they just flush and walk away.  I was at a concert and had to use the bathroom and there was a huge line and when the the lady left the stall and I walked in, I noticed pee all over the seat.  She was still at the sink, so I walked back out, tapped her on the shoulder and told her to clean off her urine from the toilet seat.  She just gave me a look and I said that I knew it was her because I saw her exit that same stall.......unless she sat down in someone's elses urine without cleaning it first.


Wow, good for you for doing that.. even if she didn't actually go and clean it, maybe she felt humiliated enough to think about that next time. I don't care what kind of rush you're in, it isn't right for us who follow to sit in their pee. I have had this experience happen to me more lately and it disgusts me.  >:(

Wow, good for you for doing that.. even if she didn't actually go and clean it, maybe she felt humiliated enough to think about that next time. I don't care what kind of rush you're in, it isn't right for us who follow to sit in their pee. I have had this experience happen to me more lately and it disgusts me.  >:(



I don't get what's so hard about actually peeing into the toilet.  You sit down, you pee, you wipe, you flush, you wash up, you leave.  This isn't hard.  I know women who won't sit on the seat without FEMA giving them the all-clear.  You can't get pregnant from a toilet seat, you can't get AIDS from a toilet seat......just put down a paper cover or some toilet paper, do your business, and then leave. 

Oh god that is so disgusting.  I hate that.  I call those women the "squatters".  They won't actually sit on the seat to use the bathroom; they hover and squat over it.  They end up pissing all over the seat and they don't notice it or don't care, so they just flush and walk away.  I was at a concert and had to use the bathroom and there was a huge line and when the the lady left the stall and I walked in, I noticed pee all over the seat.  She was still at the sink, so I walked back out, tapped her on the shoulder and told her to clean off her urine from the toilet seat.  She just gave me a look and I said that I knew it was her because I saw her exit that same stall.......unless she sat down in someone's elses urine without cleaning it first.




You rock, Beth!! ;)

I would levitate over a public toilet if I could. Instead I will always hover and my aim is bang on.    ;D

You rock, Beth!! ;)




LOL.....thanks.  :)



Stuff like that just irritates me to no good end. 

LOL.....thanks.   :)



Stuff like that just irritates me to no good end. 




I hear ya! I also hate whenever you go into a stall and the person didn't even bother flushing the toilet...I mean, how hard is that? ::)

I don't get what's so hard about actually peeing into the toilet.  You sit down, you pee, you wipe, you flush, you wash up, you leave.  This isn't hard.  I know women who won't sit on the seat without FEMA giving them the all-clear.  You can't get pregnant from a toilet seat, you can't get AIDS from a toilet seat......just put down a paper cover or some toilet paper, do your business, and then leave. 


I think people just want to rush in and out, and don't want to take the time to do those extra steps. I can't ever "squat" because even when I've tried it streams down my leg or splatters, just like the other women squatters. So, why do they persist with it if it doesn't even work?

Mind you it's probably cos' I can't bear the thought of sitting on a multi used Public toilet seat after some other Josephine Sch muck has had her butt cheeks on there    :P

Mind you it's probably cos' I can't bear the thought of sitting on a multi used Public toilet seat after some other Josephine Sch muck has had her butt cheeks on there    :P


Hey, I hear ya about that, and if you can aim right, that's great. But for those who can't aim, it just ain't fair for us!  ;D

Plus, if there's toilet paper or a seat cover, there should be no reason for someone to not sit down.

I hear ya! I also hate whenever you go into a stall and the person didn't even bother flushing the toilet...I mean, how hard is that? ::)



A lot of people have that habit.I see loads of pee,poop and crap every time I enter a stall and it's really disgusting. :P

Piss on the toilet seat is not as bad as urine all over the floor and the toilet seat...

And you ladies are a little too, you know, if it's dry, then there's nothing wrong with planting your behind on it  ;) ;D. No, I know what you mean. Public toilets are never pleasant places to go at the best of times...

I like the public bathrooms that you can lock the door and have the whole thing to yourself.  ;D

I like the public bathrooms that you can lock the door and have the whole thing to yourself.  ;D


I think they are called the 'Disabled toilets'...lol

... I don't understand how you miss a urinal.. It's RIGHT THERE! And.. some people pee on the walls.. on purpose!

I think they are called the 'Disabled toilets'...lol


Yep, those are the best!  ;D

Yep, those are the best!  ;D
There is more room in there?

Yep, those are the best!  ;D


I mean, no one ever uses those toilets. So it'd be a waste of taxpayer's money if they went unused, don't you think?

I mean, no one ever uses those toilets. So it'd be a waste of taxpayer's money if they went unused, don't you think?


I use them!! :D

I use them!! :D
If even the chance, so will I

I use them!! :D


I mean, disabled people don't use them (have you ever seen a person with a wheelchair used the 'handicapped restrooms', ever? Does it actually happened (I'm sorry if I'm offending any disabled people)? Or is a disabled person in a toilet rarer than a Polar Bear in Florida?)...

I mean, disabled people don't use them (have you ever seen a person with a wheelchair used the 'handicapped restrooms', ever? Does it actually happened (I'm sorry if I'm offending any disabled people)? Or is a disabled person in a toilet rarer than a Polar Bear in Florida?)...



Ooh.. I dunno! I'm sure they do when they have to..

There is more room in there?


More room, and more area to play  ;D

There is more room in there?


Oh yeah, there sure is...it's like going from a Mini Cooper to a Rolls Royce...

Oh yeah, there sure is...it's like going from a Mini Cooper to a Rolls Royce...


Yeah, gold plated seats, marble floors, and lots of mirrors.

Yeah, gold plated seats, marble floors, and lots of mirrors.


I know, disabled people get it so good.  ;) jk

... I don't understand how you miss a urinal.. It's RIGHT THERE! And.. some people pee on the walls.. on purpose!


Best one I saw was in Gran Canaria...(notice 'saw'...not 'used'!)

It was basically a concrete enclosure with no roof and a hole in the floor...

...yep! Even the 'other stuff' went down there!

Best one I saw was in Gran Canaria...(notice 'saw'...not 'used'!)

It was basically a concrete enclosure with no roof and a hole in the floor...

...yep! Even the 'other stuff' went down there!




Nasty!  :P

Nasty!  :P


I took one look at it and fled!

I like the public bathrooms that you can lock the door and have the whole thing to yourself.  ;D


While in there you can actually have a conversation with yourself. ;D

I think they are called the 'Disabled toilets'...lol


Disabled Bathrooms have a string to pull if you're in such an emergency.

Disabled Bathrooms have a string to pull if you're in such an emergency.
Ding Dong!

Ding Dong!


...the Witch is dead...

I mean, disabled people don't use them (have you ever seen a person with a wheelchair used the 'handicapped restrooms', ever? Does it actually happened (I'm sorry if I'm offending any disabled people)? Or is a disabled person in a toilet rarer than a Polar Bear in Florida?)...



YES it happens, otherwise what's the point in making them?  That's rather ignorant of you to say.  Disabled people have to urinate too, so they need somewhere to go.  If you ever go into the stalls, you'll see they were made purposely for people who can't walk well or at all.  Larger room for a wheelchair, bars on other side to hold on to, call button if they need help.....it's not there for some magical mystical creature, you know.

YES it happens, otherwise what's the point in making them?  That's rather ignorant of you to say.  Disabled people have to urinate too, so they need somewhere to go.  If you ever go into the stalls, you'll see they were made purposely for people who can't walk well or at all.  Larger room for a wheelchair, bars on other side to hold on to, call button if they need help.....it's not there for some magical mystical creature, you know.


Yes, okay. Thanks for the lecture. I was only joking, I do realise disabled people also have needs...

Yes, okay. Thanks for the lecture. I was only joking, I do realise disabled people also have needs...



You just made it sound like it was there for decoration.  And............you did ask if it's actually happened or if people ever used them. 

I need to be in control when it comes to party planning and get togethers. I like being in control.

I need to be in control when spanking and whipping people.



What a brave statement to make, Mike. 

Oh my god, did you just say something about spanking and whipping people? That's extremely, extremely offensive to people who enjoy spanking and whipping. People have a right to their erotic pleasurement as they choose, and to be open about it. "Fetish spankers" have as much of a right to be open about their sexual habits without judgment as you do, and it's no laughing matter.

Oh my god, did you just say something about spanking and whipping people? That's extremely, extremely offensive to people who enjoy spanking and whipping. People have a right to their erotic pleasurement as they choose, and to be open about it. "Fetish spankers" have as much of a right to be open about their sexual habits without judgment as you do, and it's no laughing matter.



You know, if you're serious......I was joking around with Mike and he knows that I was joking around with him.  If you were trying to mock me......just come out and say it.  :D

You know, if you're serious......I was joking around with Mike and he knows that I was joking around with him.  If you were trying to mock me......just come out and say it.   :D


I'm sort of serious, sort of joking...to be totally honest.

I need to be in control when it comes to party planning and get togethers. I like being in control.


I much prefer to just go to the party.  I don't like being in control (no sexual connotations intended ;)).

I'm sort of serious, sort of joking...to be totally honest.



BTW, did you notice that the post I quoted wasn't his original post?  Look up.  You'll see I tampered with it to be funny.

BTW, did you notice that the post I quoted wasn't his original post?  Look up.  You'll see I tampered with it to be funny.


Oh yeah, I noticed.

Best one I saw was in Gran Canaria...(notice 'saw'...not 'used'!)

It was basically a concrete enclosure with no roof and a hole in the floor...

...yep! Even the 'other stuff' went down there!




Don't go to France.  Lots of the toilets are like this.



Disabled Bathrooms have a string to pull if you're in such an emergency.


In the one at work people get confused between the pull cord light switch and the emergency alarm.  ::)

I much prefer to just go to the party.  I don't like being in control (no sexual connotations intended ;)).
  I like the disclaimer at the end  ;D  I like going to parties too, and not being in control is ok, but if it's my party, thats when I become the Director.  (no sexual connotations intended ;)).




BTW, did you notice that the post I quoted wasn't his original post?  Look up.  You'll see I tampered with it to be funny.
see whatcha get for tampering & altering my post, you had to do all sorts of explaining  ;D

Piss on the toilet seat is not as bad as urine all over the floor and the toilet seat...

And you ladies are a little too, you know, if it's dry, then there's nothing wrong with planting your behind on it  ;) ;D. No, I know what you mean. Public toilets are never pleasant places to go at the best of times...


I know, just cos' someone wipes/dries the toilet seat if she wees on it,  x that by a 1000 or even 10 wipes by different users and I still won't sit on the seat.   When I was little my mam used to layer lots of toilet paper on the seat before I sat down, but these days I prefer to do the thigh tensors   ;D ;D

Pick my nose
;D

Pick my nose
;D


No thanks

Biting fingernails.

No thanks


You want some boogas? ;D :P

You want some boogas? ;D :P


nope keep them in your own nose thanks  ;D

You want some boogas? ;D :P


Howard, you have a bad habit of offering services to people they don't really want...

I would levitate over a public toilet if I could. Instead I will always hover and my aim is bang on.    ;D


Same here... maybe because I'm tall I can do the hovering thing just fine... or else I wrap toilet paper around my hands and sit on my hands to avoid contact with the seat..

I started doing that as a kid because the toilet seat would be really cold...

Howard, you have a bad habit of offering services to people they don't really want...



Hey,at least I offered.

Drinking out of the milk/juice cartoon...come on, everyone's done it. I bet even Mother Teresa's taken a swig directly from the communal wine bottle.

Drinking out of the milk/juice cartoon...come on, everyone's done it. I bet even Mother Teresa's taken a swig directly from the communal wine bottle.


I have.. but I don't usually.

I have.. but I don't usually.


Have you ever found anything in your milk which shouldn't be there?

Like re-gurgitated food?

Have you ever found anything in your milk which shouldn't be there?

Like re-gurgitated food?



.... Ewwwwwwz no.

.... Ewwwwwwz no.


Thank God for that...it's almost as bad as pouring yoghurt out of a milk carton.

Drinking out of the milk/juice cartoon...come on, everyone's done it. I bet even Mother Teresa's taken a swig directly from the communal wine bottle.



I've done it plenty of times.

I've done it plenty of times.


Even Howard's done it... *nods with a petulant smirk on face*

Drinking out of the milk/juice cartoon...come on, everyone's done it. I bet even Mother Teresa's taken a swig directly from the communal wine bottle.



I don't do that.  It's unsanitary and unsightly.

I don't do that.  It's unsanitary and unsightly.


You must belong to a very exclusive cachet of super-hygenic, super-considerate people...we mortals can only look in awe at you and bask in your reflected glory...

You must belong to a very exclusive cachet of super-hygenic, super-considerate people...we mortals can only look in awe at you and bask in your reflected glory...
What else can you do when there is no cup or glass around?

You must belong to a very exclusive cachet of super-hygenic, super-considerate people...we mortals can only look in awe at you and bask in your reflected glory...



I know, I know.  :D



But all that aside, why would you want to drink from the carton?  Are you too lazy to get a glass?  I mean, when you put your mouth on that, your saliva will get into it and then it mixes with the liquid and then the next person to pour a glass will get your saliva in there............ewwwwwwwwww.


And Philip, we always have plastic cups around in case all our glass ones are dirty.

And Philip, we always have plastic cups around in case all our glass ones are dirty.
...at sometime, the plastic cups will have to be washed?

...at sometime, the plastic cups will have to be washed?



No sh*t.  The point is, we always have a glass or cup clean in the cabinet.

I know, I know.  :D



But all that aside, why would you want to drink from the carton?  Are you too lazy to get a glass?  I mean, when you put your mouth on that, your saliva will get into it and then it mixes with the liquid and then the next person to pour a glass will get your saliva in there............ewwwwwwwwww.


And Philip, we always have plastic cups around in case all our glass ones are dirty.


What if you live alone?

What if you live alone?



And?  It's still gross.

And?  It's still gross.
...but no one else will know?

...but no one else will know?



Doesn't matter.  It's still gross.  Just like using the bathroom with the door open, even if you're alone is gross.

Doesn't matter.  It's still gross.  Just like using the bathroom with the door open, even if you're alone is gross.


It really is all your opinion of gross. I didn't used to use the bathroom with the door open when I was home alone. But then I realized it's just my personal hang-ups...and so I don't do it all the time now by habit. Part of it is convenience. My mom leaves like, half an hour before I do in the mornings during the school year and so I need to get between the bathroom and my room quickly in the mornings to get things to use for my personal hygiene and prepare myself for the day. So, if nobody is home, I don't feel the need to use the bathroom with the door closed...it's an amount of time-consuming trouble I don't need to undertake.

Doesn't matter.  It's still gross.  Just like using the bathroom with the door open, even if you're alone is gross.



The reason going with the door open is gross is because others can see... If nobody else is around, how is it gross?

The reason going with the door open is gross is because others can see... If nobody else is around, how is it gross?



Because going to the bathroom is something that is private, and shouldn't be done with an open door.....regardless of who is or is not home.  That's just nasty.  I had a roommate who would do that and she never cared if someone could potentially come home or something and see that.  Icky.

Because going to the bathroom is something that is private, and shouldn't be done with an open door.....regardless of who is or is not home.  That's just nasty.  I had a roommate who would do that and she never cared if someone could potentially come home or something and see that.   Icky.
So would anyone still use the bathroom if there was a insect or fly in it, especially when reincarnation is believed in.

Because going to the bathroom is something that is private, and shouldn't be done with an open door.....regardless of who is or is not home.  That's just nasty.  I had a roommate who would do that and she never cared if someone could potentially come home or something and see that.  Icky.


Also, it's sort of nasty to sit there in a little unventilated bathroom stewing in your own effluvia.

If anyone is going to come home, I close the door. If nobody is...I don't. This is the reason I never lie around the house naked, since somebody could come by.

Also, it's sort of nasty to sit there in a little unventilated bathroom stewing in your own effluvia.



Your bathroom doesn't come with an exhaust fan/vent?  Each of ours do.

Your bathroom doesn't come with an exhaust fan/vent?  Each of ours do.


At my dad's apartment, it doesn't...

I know, I know.  :D



But all that aside, why would you want to drink from the carton?  Are you too lazy to get a glass?  I mean, when you put your mouth on that, your saliva will get into it and then it mixes with the liquid and then the next person to pour a glass will get your saliva in there............ewwwwwwwwww.


And Philip, we always have plastic cups around in case all our glass ones are dirty.


I might add, I don't do it as a habit. It's just sometimes, when you're in a real hurry and there are no clean glasses...you know, we've all been there.

Because going to the bathroom is something that is private, and shouldn't be done with an open door.....regardless of who is or is not home.  That's just nasty.  I had a roommate who would do that and she never cared if someone could potentially come home or something and see that.   Icky.


If you're home alone, it's still private with the door open? I don't get it, but... whateva.

Pick My Nose
Belch
Fart
Scratch Myself down there

;D

Pick My Nose
Belch
Fart
Scratch Myself down there

;D
All at the same time?

Pick My Nose
Belch
Fart
Scratch Myself down there

;D


We all do those things. I bet even Jessica Alba does them, though I'd rather not have that image in my head. At least Howard admits it.

I have a bad habit of being snappy at people and or at my mom- but I think it's because my mom's habit of talking for more than 25 minutes- which bores both my dad and I alot!!

We all do those things. I bet even Jessica Alba does them, though I'd rather not have that image in my head. At least Howard admits it.


And I bet Jessica Alba scratches herself down there? ;D

But all that aside, why would you want to drink from the carton?  Are you too lazy to get a glass?  I mean, when you put your mouth on that, your saliva will get into it and then it mixes with the liquid and then the next person to pour a glass will get your saliva in there............ewwwwwwwwww.


We do it because we're young, dumb, and ugly.  Drinking from the carton was the first thing I did when I moved into my own place. Figured I'd waited too many years to start raising proper hell.


"We're wild reckless men, we're on a rampage again,
We drive with just one hand on the wheel!
Danger's in our soul, we're goin' outa control,
Swimmin' right after a big heavy meal!

We're there wherever trouble's startin'!
We're rebels without a clue!
We drink milk - right from the carton!
And keep our library books 'till they're way overdue!
'Cuz we're YOUNG!
YOUNG DUMB AND UGLY!"

- Weird Al Yankovic, Young, Dumb and Ugly, 1993, from Alapalooza


And... well, that was the first and last time I did that. 

Took one week to discover that if you don't drink milk outa the carton, it'll last at least a week longer than the expiry date.  If you do drink outa the carton, it... won't.  My parents are probably still laughing.

And I bet Jessica Alba scratches herself down there? ;D


Someone sounds interested... ;)

Someone sounds interested... ;)


I am? ;)

I am? ;)


Yes, you do... 8)

Yes, you do... 8)




No I don't. ;D

Doesn't matter.  It's still gross.  Just like using the bathroom with the door open, even if you're alone is gross.


I personally have gone to the bathroom with the door open with no one home in emergency cases. It's very rare, but I have done it. I think sometimes you just can't help but do that if it's about to stream down your leg  ;D

belching around my girlfriend  ;D

belching around my girlfriend  ;D


Your gf must really love you... :D

No, just kidding, Howard. You're a wonderful guy, any girl would be lucky to have you.  8)

Your gf must really love you... :D

No, just kidding, Howard. You're a wonderful guy, any girl would be lucky to have you.  8)



Like she doesn't burp herself,she's all Mrs.Perfect? ::)

I don't want ANY girl,I'm keeping her for the nookie. ;)

Like she doesn't burp herself,she's all Mrs.Perfect? ::)

I don't want ANY girl,I'm keeping her for the nookie. ;)


Oh yeah, at least she's not one of those 'Oh my god, burping is like sooo gross!' girls...

Oh yeah, at least she's not one of those 'Oh my god, burping is like sooo gross!' girls...



She IS one of those girls. ::)

Oh yeah, at least she's not one of those 'Oh my god, burping is like sooo gross!' girls...




Well burping IS gross, but sometimes you have to do it.  If I absolutely have to belch, I try to be as discreet as possible.

Well burping IS gross, but sometimes you have to do it.  If I absolutely have to belch, I try to be as discreet as possible.


For some reason, I have conditioned myself to make my burps sound like hiccups, and since hiccups don't sound as offensive, I can get by with burping and no one really cares or notices - they probably just think I drink a lot of booze though  ;D

Well burping IS gross, but sometimes you have to do it.  If I absolutely have to belch, I try to be as discreet as possible.



I burp and I'm proud of it! O0

I burp and I'm proud of it! O0


Most men seem to feel the same way!  ;D

Most men seem to feel the same way!  ;D


I can't help it if I have gas.

For some reason, I have conditioned myself to make my burps sound like hiccups, and since hiccups don't sound as offensive, I can get by with burping and no one really cares or notices - they probably just think I drink a lot of booze though  ;D



I probably should try that.  As it is now, I just cover my mouth with my hand or my napkin and try to be as quiet as possible.  There's nothing worse than sitting at a dinner table and hearing someone just belch loud enough to shatter glass.

I probably should try that.  As it is now, I just cover my mouth with my hand or my napkin and try to be as quiet as possible.  There's nothing worse than sitting at a dinner table and hearing someone just belch loud enough to shatter glass.



*Shrug* It's a burp, everybody does it, you can't help it... It's not worth making a big deal out of it.

I probably should try that.  As it is now, I just cover my mouth with my hand or my napkin and try to be as quiet as possible.  There's nothing worse than sitting at a dinner table and hearing someone just belch loud enough to shatter glass.



It doesn't bother me

*Shrug* It's a burp, everybody does it, you can't help it... It's not worth making a big deal out of it.



Well, I was raised not to do those things at the dinner table, so when other people DO do them, it annoys the heck out of me.

Well, I was raised not to do those things at the dinner table, so when other people DO do them, it annoys the heck out of me.



I guess you don't want to be at our dinner table.

I guess you don't want to be at our dinner table.




No I probably wouldn't, and you probably wouldn't want to be at mine. 

I probably should try that.  As it is now, I just cover my mouth with my hand or my napkin and try to be as quiet as possible.  There's nothing worse than sitting at a dinner table and hearing someone just belch loud enough to shatter glass.


I don't like hearing people burp either at dinner tables. I mean if you're totally by yourself and feel like letting one loose, that's okay - but please respect the elders  ;D

I'm 24 years old, but if I was at my parents' dinner table and belched in front of them, one of them would reach across the table and smack me in the face.  I've whacked my sister in the arm for doing it before.


Well, my dad would burp, not AT the table, but once he finished eating and sat on the couch after a good meal, I'd hear him let one slyly go... ;D But, usually if I or my brother did it at the table, which we seldom did, we'd just get greeted with a laugh rather than a whack.  ;D

No I probably wouldn't, and you probably wouldn't want to be at mine. 



We do a whole lot of burping

We do a whole lot of burping


Sorry SM, nothing personal against you or your folks, but I'd feel much more at home if I was invited to dinner by Howards' parents, than yours...Not that I belch alot, or have any other disgusting habits, but it's nice to see people who know how to let go of themselves.

Sorry SM, nothing personal against you or your folks, but I'd feel much more at home if I was invited to dinner by Howards' parents, than yours...Not that I belch alot, or have any other disgusting habits, but it's nice to see people who know how to let go of themselves.



plus you have to love The Starr's toilet humor we do at the dinner table.My Father laughs so much his face turns beet red. ;D

plus you have to love The Starr's toilet humor we do at the dinner table.My Father laughs so much his face turns beet red. ;D


;D Now I know where you get that...charming sense of humour from.

;D Now I know where you get that...charming sense of humour from.


Do you have toilet humor in you?

Do you have toilet humor in you?


Only when I'm feeling dirty  :D

Sorry SM, nothing personal against you or your folks, but I'd feel much more at home if I was invited to dinner by Howards' parents, than yours...Not that I belch alot, or have any other disgusting habits, but it's nice to see people who know how to let go of themselves.



I'm not saying my family doesn't do those things, God knows my sister does all time......we were just raised not to do them at the dinner table when people are eating.  It's a sign of disrespect in my eyes.  If I invited someone over to my home for dinner and they burped and farted while still seated and people were still eating, they'd no longer be welcome at my dinner table.  If they belched, but made every attempt to be discreet about it, I'd have no problem with that.  I'm talking about people who just let it out and don't care if they offend their family/hosts. 


I was raised to be a lady at the dinner table, so blame my parents.

Do you have toilet humor in you?
when you are flushed with success?

I'm not saying my family doesn't do those things, God knows my sister does all time......we were just raised not to do them at the dinner table when people are eating.  It's a sign of disrespect in my eyes.  If I invited someone over to my home for dinner and they burped and farted while still seated and people were still eating, they'd no longer be welcome at my dinner table.  If they belched, but made every attempt to be discreet about it, I'd have no problem with that.  I'm talking about people who just let it out and don't care if they offend their family/hosts. 


I was raised to be a lady at the dinner table, so blame my parents.


Having said that, there are some advantages to living in the Brady Bunch, as opposed to the Beverley Hillibillies...

Only when I'm feeling dirty  :D



Are you feeling dirty now?

Having said that, there are some advantages to living in the Brady Bunch, as opposed to the Beverley Hillibillies...



We're hardly the Brady Bunch.  HARDLY.

We're hardly the Brady Bunch.  HARDLY.



Or Family is All In The Family

Or Family is All In The Family




Have you actually ever seen that show?

Have you actually ever seen that show?




yes I have,dozens of times.

yes I have,dozens of times.




Just making sure.  Archie Bunker was a bigot, and I was just wondering at what you were implying about your family.

Just making sure.  Archie Bunker was a bigot, and I was just wondering at what you were implying about your family.



My father is the modern day Archie Bunker. ;D

My bad habits are 1) I repeat myself constantly  2)I'm a pack rat  3)  I have a habit of saying "okay, fine"  it annoys some people. :-\\

My bad habits are 1) I repeat myself constantly  2)I'm a pack rat  3)  I have a habit of saying "okay, fine"  it annoys some people. :-\\
8)  Ditto...As for the Pack Rat thing..I still have all my clothes and stuff from the 80's...I graduated in 85 and I still have ALL of it...but so does my husband ...so we are even.. :o

I chew the collars of my t-shirt.. and then certain individuals say that my shirts look like sacks.

I routinely "forget" to put the toilet paper in the holder and just leave it on the counter, even though it's like RIGHT THERE.

blowing your nose then looking at your work  ::)

blowing your nose then looking at your work  ::)



What kind of work?

What kind of work?



Ummm, what he blew into the tissue.  That's the "work" he was talking about. 

I have been biting my nails like crazy lately....I will be sitting there watching TV...and all of a sudden I look and my nails are like...gone.  :o

I have been biting my nails like crazy lately....I will be sitting there watching TV...and all of a sudden I look and my nails are like...gone.  :o


Well, at least you're like the rest of your siblings now.

Well, at least you're like the rest of your siblings now.


haha...I will say that mine don't look nearly as bad as yours or Brandy's...I still have traces of fingernails left on my hands! :D ;D

8) Clockwatching...If there is one in sight..I look at it EV 5 min..ev tho I know what time it is :o