If we were to make a movie for the people of inthe00s, what would it go like?


We need to start a plot, and then we can all write a script... Eh? EH!?


Yeah, so.. anybody have ideas for a plot?

Kim richards and me find love.

The end!

Kim richards and me find love.

The end!





Who's Kim Richards?



Cat

Who's Kim Richards?



Cat
Oops. I meant hayley mills.

I mean catgirl.

What do you mean by that? ???

What do you mean by that? ???
how does that question make you feel?

i think this is exactly how the movie would go....never ever on topic. :)

WAIT!!!!

You need one or two love stories, a mystery with a twist, a wacky neighbor....

(this makes me think of a new thread...which movie stereotype are you?)

how does that question make you feel?


To make a movie about the members here?

i think this is exactly how the movie would go....never ever on topic. :)



You got that right.



Cat

So.. Napoleon Dynamite number two... *Jots notes on paper*.

All right then, I think we'll make it an '80s chick flick, actually.

Girl likes guy, and guy likes girl. Neither think they like each other, and hate their current boyfriend/girlfriend. Then they break up and go out with each other.

So.. Napoleon Dynamite number two... *Jots notes on paper*.

All right then, I think we'll make it an '80s chick flick, actually.

Girl likes guy, and guy likes girl. Neither think they like each other, and hate their current boyfriend/girlfriend. Then they break up and go out with each other.


That's a good start.  You need to add a serial killer.  A few people who don't speak English.

That's a good start.  You need to add a serial killer.  A few people who don't speak English.







Ah, yes... Henk can be our translator for the Netherlands, is it?

oohhhhh and a montage of someone doing something to improve themselves..
and a chase scene....

and a big disaster like a hurricane or a tidal wave.

and a nerd that saves the day.
and a famous band has to appear in it

My man Jake Gyllenhaal  :D

and there should be a scene where someone gets their first kiss  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/08/remybussi.gif

and there should be a scene where someone gets their first kiss  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/08/remybussi.gif



Who hasn't been kissed yet?

Who hasn't been kissed yet?
there are 2 or 3 guys that are awaiting their first real juicy lip-lock

there are 2 or 3 guys that are awaiting their first real juicy lip-lock


Someone gets to give a sappy, tear-jerker kind of speech about how much they love everyone for who they are.

Oh -- and a food fight.

And someone's gotta have a baby...

and my God, will Howard and Robin finally do it?  I don't wanna see that but maybe it could be the final scene, left as a mystery where you think maybe they did, but maybe they didn't and you're not sure. Or could be like Revenge of the Nerds when Louis scores at his fraternity and comes out of bedroom with a smoking jacket/robe on and puffing on a pipe looking all dashing and you know he scored.  ;D

and my God, will Howard and Robin finally do it?  I don't wanna see that but maybe it could be the final scene, left as a mystery where you think maybe they did, but maybe they didn't and you're not sure. Or could be like Revenge of the Nerds when Louis scores at his fraternity and comes out of bedroom with a smoking jacket/robe on and puffing on a pipe looking all dashing and you know he scored.  ;D


LMAO!!!

and my God, will Howard and Robin finally do it?  I don't wanna see that but maybe it could be the final scene, left as a mystery where you think maybe they did, but maybe they didn't and you're not sure. Or could be like Revenge of the Nerds when Louis scores at his fraternity and comes out of bedroom with a smoking jacket/robe on and puffing on a pipe looking all dashing and you know he scored.  ;D


;D  That's beautiful.

Can I have somebody doing some vital research into something weird where they come into my library having never used one before in their lives, but manage to instantly find the osbscure occultist book that gives them the answer and I get to tut alot and throw them out for making too much noise !  ;D

LMAO!!!
you know the xcene I'm talking about. I could totally see Howard in that scene.


;D  That's beautiful.
thanks, and Howard should score in the movie and who said Adam Sandler should play Howard, was it you Ceekay? that would be a good choice for him.


Can I have somebody doing some vital research into something weird where they come into my library having never used one before in their lives, but manage to instantly find the osbscure occultist book that gives them the answer and I get to tut alot and throw them out for making too much noise !  ;D
maybe it could be DonnieDarko looking for books on "decadeology", or KKay, Tia, & Davey  but they wouldn't disrupt the quiet of your library would they?  ::)

thanks, and Howard should score in the movie and who said Adam Sandler should play Howard, was it you Ceekay? that would be a good choice for him.

Yes, and the more I think about it, the more I like it.  (not that I think about that much of course).

maybe it could be DonnieDarko looking for books on "decadeology", or KKay, Tia, & Davey  but they wouldn't disrupt the quiet of your library would they?  ::)


DonnieD vs. the K, Tia, Davey team.  They're in a race -- maybe a scavenger hunt -- and they rush to the library -- one of those big, old libraries with high ceilings and high wooden bookshelves.  They totally disrupt the library in search of their information on "decadeology".  The Librarian will have a great time trying to keep them quiet.  Of course she (the librarian) knows that the only existing research on decadeology is in a secret text in a vault in the library basement.  Who will gain her trust?

Who hasn't been kissed yet?


No! Don'ta sk that! There's like, 50 guys here that will start whining!

Someone gets to give a sappy, tear-jerker kind of speech about how much they love everyone for who they are.


The speech is followed by that slow clap..clap...others join...clap...I love that.

CEEKAY:DonnieD vs. the K, Tia, Davey team.  They're in a race -- maybe a scavenger hunt -- and they rush to the library -- one of those big, old libraries with high ceilings and high wooden bookshelves.  They totally disrupt the library in search of their information on "decadeology".  The Librarian will have a great time trying to keep them quiet.  Of course she (the librarian) knows that the only existing research on decadeology is in a secret text in a vault in the library basement.  Who will gain her trust?

OH shoot. if it means gaining strust then me and Davey and the T-ster are right out.  But I could see lots of shelves falling over, and people getting planks in the face a-la Three  STooges.

So what is the story so far?

WAIT!!!!

You need one or two love stories, a mystery with a twist, a wacky neighbor....

(this makes me think of a new thread...which movie stereotype are you?)



...and a pervert.

...and a pervert.


We have plenty of those!!!!

WAIT!!!!

You need one or two love stories, a mystery with a twist, a wacky neighbor....

Don't forget the clashing personalities.....like a Felix/Oscar type thing ;)

Then there's also the "jealous boyfriend/girlfriend" and the "cheating wife/husband"

Bobby can be the wacky neighbor with the videocamera that's capturing it all and talks to the camera once in awhile ala Ferris Bueller ;D

Don't forget the clashing personalities.....like a Felix/Oscar type thing ;)

Then there's also the "jealous boyfriend/girlfriend" and the "cheating wife/husband"

Bobby can be the wacky neighbor with the videocamera that's capturing it all and talks to the camera once in awhile ala Ferris Bueller ;D


Very very good. The idea of the jealous boyfriend/girlfriend" and the "cheating wife/husband" makes me think of those star-studded romps of the 70s!

I think we should have Chucky as our narrator since he was the one who brought us all together.




Cat

I think we should have Chucky as our narrator since he was the one who brought us all together.




Cat


Absolutely!!! (and, I suppose, as the director/producer)

I think we should have Chucky as our narrator since he was the one who brought us all together.




Cat
I see Chuck as an Orson Wells.

It would be cool to have the story line span over a few decades (beings that we LOVE our decades here ;)).

I see Chuck as an Orson Wells.
Perfect !! Absolutely perfect.

and my God, will Howard and Robin finally do it?  I don't wanna see that but maybe it could be the final scene, left as a mystery where you think maybe they did, but maybe they didn't and you're not sure. Or could be like Revenge of the Nerds when Louis scores at his fraternity and comes out of bedroom with a smoking jacket/robe on and puffing on a pipe looking all dashing and you know he scored.  ;D



Or A To Be Continued... ;D

All right. We've got ideas!

Now on to the script!

Who will start?

I guess since we are in so many different countries, it should be shot like a Quentin Tarantino flim....it will skip haphazardly from scene to scene, country to country.

I guess since we are in so many different countries, it should be shot like a Quentin Tarantino flim....it will skip haphazardly from scene to scene, country to country.



Man, it'll be a movie with tons of different plots. The life of every member... I mean, we can't just film everybody posting all night....




....



Can we?

Man, it'll be a movie with tons of different plots. The life of every member... I mean, we can't just film everybody posting all night....




....



Can we?




;D

That might get scary!

;D

That might get scary!



I think it's scarier to know that if we did that, it would be a non-fiction work!

Man, it'll be a movie with tons of different plots. The life of every member... I mean, we can't just film everybody posting all night....




....



Can we?
That depends on what you do while you're posting.....I seem to remember a former member stating that he was basically naked while posting :o

That depends on what you do while you're posting.....I seem to remember a former member stating that he was basically naked while posting :o



Entertainment!

I guess since we are in so many different countries, it should be shot like a Quentin Tarantino flim....it will skip haphazardly from scene to scene, country to country.
Yes, I like that idea, like Pulp Fiction.  it's gonna be great.  8) 

We should vote on who will direct/produce, etc. this.

I am gonna run for director or sound mixer... or both!

We should vote on who will direct/produce, etc. this.

I am gonna run for director or sound mixer... or both!


Chucky should be the Director and Producer.

I will organise the catering.

I guess I am ideally placed to be the researcher !

Yes, I like that idea, like Pulp Fiction.  it's gonna be great.  8) 


oooh i love that idea.
perhaps there is an inthe00s convention and it's the adventures of the people getting there and what happens at the event..

oooh i love that idea.
perhaps there is an inthe00s convention and it's the adventures of the people getting there and what happens at the event..



That has potential -- and it can incorporate about every idea submitted so far -- even the research on Decadeology!  The speech.  The serial killer.  The relationship break up and the new-found love affair.  Culture shock.  The pregnant lady about to give birth.  The clashing personalities.  A span of decades as we see how everyone came to be part of the inthe00s crowd.  The first kiss.  And Howard's proposal to Robin!  The cameo appearances of various stars who we haven't cast but just want to see in the film.

That has potential -- and it can incorporate about every idea submitted so far -- even the research on Decadeology!  The speech.  The serial killer.  The relationship break up and the new-found love affair.  Culture shock.  The pregnant lady about to give birth.  The clashing personalities.  A span of decades as we see how everyone came to be part of the inthe00s crowd.  The first kiss.  And Howard's proposal to Robin!  The cameo appearances of various stars who we haven't cast but just want to see in the film.




the cameos are all people that logged in as "guest"

What's the movie's rating?

What's the movie's rating?



Don't skip too far ahead!

That's AFTER it's made.

Don't skip too far ahead!

That's AFTER it's made.


Ok,I guess it's too early to tell yet. ;D

What language will be used?

What language will be used?


Should it be dubbed?

Don't skip too far ahead!

That's AFTER it's made.
Although....knowing THIS group, probably R or X ;D

Although....knowing THIS group, probably R or X ;D



NC 17

Bobby should be a villain, because he has an English accent.

And Davey Thrashmister, for obvious reasons.

I vote for Michael (DAK) to be the debonair fellow, because his accent/voice is SMOKING HOT!! :D ;)

Bobby should be a villain, because he has an English accent.

And Davey Thrashmister, for obvious reasons.


completely...good idea!...you know, Davey has a bit of an accent as well...we are so stereotyping!

completely...good idea!...you know, Davey has a bit of an accent as well...we are so stereotyping!


Slight.

Bobby's is more apparent

Slight.

Bobby's is more apparent


True. They are both evil, nonetheless. ;)

well written dominic

of course, i'd be the leading actor

well written dominic

of course, i'd be the leading actor


Until it gets to the part where I kill you and take over your life, of course.

Until it gets to the part where I kill you and take over your life, of course.


SSSSSSSH! Don't ruin it for those who haven't seen it, inconsiderate b00b  ;D

True. They are both evil, nonetheless. ;)


Could me and Bob meet Lemmy somewhere?




Here is my plot:



The start of the film shows Mike being all happy because a new Kim Richards film is coming out, but then me and Bob steal the film because we're pricks.

We take it to somebody and then they destroy it, but we don't know who it is.

Kay consoles Mike and there are serious sexual undertones but nothing happens, which frustrates him.

He goes off and scores with a hooker, say.. Beth.. who then tells her little buddys, Andrew, Dominic, Michael, Marshal etc. They all bounce around and go off on their own little adventure involving things I can't even begin to understand.

Other Mike runs for Governer of California and has bestial sex with a stray cat.
He's sent to prison where someone else who I can't begin to think of the name of is there and they foil a plan to escape.
Whilst all this is going on, me and Bob are still being pricks and just generally being unpleasent to people.

Howard is currently the President and he just makes fun of all the other world leaders and dry humps his staff, which includes Kim and Erin.. plus, some of the other hotties.

Howard sends the National Guard after me and Bob, however, to make things fun, he makes them wear clown shoes to run after us and we all have a fun day.

Then toward the end of the film, Mike is shown trying to catch me and Bob. Connie pulls up in a car with her sister Kay and it looks like they're gonna catch up with me and Bob, but at the last second, she dives out of the car and Mike and Kay fly off a cliff, Cursing Connie on the way to their inevitable deaths.

Turns out Connie wanted the Kim Richards film pulled and hired me and Bob to pull off the dastardly deed.

Then the scene cuts out and the three of us are on a boat drinking champagne. It looks like the perfect dastardly ending, but then as Bob is leaning over the side to look at some fish He gets shoved over and is churned up by the propellers of the boat.

It looks like Connie is about to finish me off as well but as she raises the harpoon a tranquiliser dart explodes in to her back.
Howard comes up from below decks and we calmly throw her over the side where she sinks to her watery end.

Turns out President Howard was behind the whole plot.
We pull up in to the dock and jump off, applauding each other on a job well done.

We arrive in the hotel and as the film is just about to end, we catch a glimpse of a red headed woman, with a slight scar almost hidden by make-up on the side of her face....

There will be multiple plots... We can have some of that.

It will also include a fight scene 'tween Beth and Donnie.

Also, the younger members all meet up and get Marshal!

There will be multiple plots... We can have some of that.

It will also include a fight scene 'tween Beth and Donnie.

Also, the younger members all meet up and get Marshal!


Maybe donnie could be her abusive Pimp and you rescue her.

Then she kicks him in the nads.

Another idea... Since my mom reads my conversations randomly...


--B e t h--...says:

At some point, your mom has to come in, the movie will stop, and she'll be all.. "STOP RIGHT THERE, I'MMA READ THIS!!!11"

In fact, that will happen randomly throughout the movie.

All right... I need help.


HOW DOES THE MOVIE START OFF!?

I had a good idea, but it would be considered offensive by a certain member...

I had a good idea, but it would be considered offensive by a certain member...



>:-{

All right... I need help.


HOW DOES THE MOVIE START OFF!?

I had a good idea, but it would be considered offensive by a certain member...


The "C" word comes to mind.

The "C" word comes to mind.


There are so many.. you're going to have to elaborate.

Then again, there is no letter of the alphabet I don't know a racial or sexual slur for.

Although....knowing THIS group, probably R or X ;D


Yeah, as understudy of Ted flipping Williams of the Major flipping leagues (Only 10 people in the world will understand that, but they'll love it) I can't be held responsible for my heinous flipping language.

Howard sends the National Guard after me and Bob, however, to make things fun, he makes them wear clown shoes to run after us and we all have a fun day.

Then toward the end of the film, Mike is shown trying to catch me and Bob. Connie pulls up in a car with her sister Kay and it looks like they're gonna catch up with me and Bob, but at the last second, she dives out of the car and Mike and Kay fly off a cliff, Cursing Connie on the way to their inevitable deaths.

Turns out Connie wanted the Kim Richards film pulled and hired me and Bob to pull off the dastardly deed.

Then the scene cuts out and the three of us are on a boat drinking champagne. It looks like the perfect dastardly ending, but then as Bob is leaning over the side to look at some fish He gets shoved over and is churned up by the propellers of the boat.

It looks like Connie is about to finish me off as well but as she raises the harpoon a tranquiliser dart explodes in to her back.
Howard comes up from below decks and we calmly throw her over the side where she sinks to her watery end.

Turns out President Howard was behind the whole plot.
We pull up in to the dock and jump off, applauding each other on a job well done.

We arrive in the hotel and as the film is just about to end, we catch a glimpse of a red headed woman, with a slight scar almost hidden by make-up on the side of her face....


You are the first person to actually let me be a bad guy and I love you for it!
(Then again, as the plot sickens, it looks like everyone gets to be a bad guy.  Definitely the making of a great film!)

You are the first person to actually let me be a bad guy and I love you for it!
(Then again, as the plot sickens, it looks like everyone gets to be a bad guy.  Definitely the making of a great film!)


Being a bad guy is more fun.

I figure we should jam with Motorhead at some point as well.

We arrive in the hotel and as the film is just about to end, we catch a glimpse of a red headed woman, with a slight scar almost hidden by make-up on the side of her face....




You're hired!

:(  I only get to be dry-humped by Howard :(

:(  I only get to be dry-humped by Howard :(


;D ;D  what an experience that would be tho' Mama!!  ;D ;D

;D ;D  what an experience that would be tho' Mama!!  ;D ;D
Yeah, I guess you could say that :o

:(  I only get to be dry-humped by Howard :(



And it looks like I'm not even in it.  :\'(  :\'(




Cat

And it looks like I'm not even in it.  :\'(  :\'(




Cat


this is an epic tale...the slice of story that Davey made up will take up 20 minutes of film time....still missing are dancing girls, the big chase sequence, a sex scene, a few more gory deaths and the big speech followed by the slowly-built-up clapping.

And it looks like I'm not even in it.  :\'(  :\'(




Cat


I thought I mentioned all the 'other hotties' being part of the Starr administration.

I thought I mentioned all the 'other hotties' being part of the Starr administration.




So, in other words, you are saying that I am a "hottie". In that case, I will forgive you.  ;D




Cat

In that case, I will forgive you.  ;D


I thought you might.

I thought you might.


wow- flattery really does get you somewhere...

the chicks should not let you get out of things so easily

wow- flattery really does get you somewhere...

the chicks should not let you get out of things so easily


Please.

You're hardly one to talk  ;)

wow- flattery really does get you somewhere...

the chicks should not let you get out of things so easily




That's only because I am in a really good mood today.  ;)





Cat

That's only because I am in a really good mood today.  ;)





Cat


i sent some good karma to go with your good mood. :)

i sent some good karma to go with your good mood. :)



Thanks. Right back at ya and for Davey, too




Cat

Thanks. Right back at ya and for Davey, too




Cat


Good call.

:(  I only get to be dry-humped by Howard :(



That was in the script? ???

That was in the script? ???



READ IT!!!






Here is my plot:



The start of the film shows Mike being all happy because a new Kim Richards film is coming out, but then me and Bob steal the film because we're pricks.

We take it to somebody and then they destroy it, but we don't know who it is.

Kay consoles Mike and there are serious sexual undertones but nothing happens, which frustrates him.

He goes off and scores with a hooker, say.. Beth.. who then tells her little buddys, Andrew, Dominic, Michael, Marshal etc. They all bounce around and go off on their own little adventure involving things I can't even begin to understand.

Other Mike runs for Governer of California and has bestial sex with a stray cat.
He's sent to prison where someone else who I can't begin to think of the name of is there and they foil a plan to escape.
Whilst all this is going on, me and Bob are still being pricks and just generally being unpleasent to people.

Howard is currently the President and he just makes fun of all the other world leaders and dry humps his staff, which includes Kim and Erin.. plus, some of the other hotties.

Howard sends the National Guard after me and Bob, however, to make things fun, he makes them wear clown shoes to run after us and we all have a fun day.

Then toward the end of the film, Mike is shown trying to catch me and Bob. Connie pulls up in a car with her sister Kay and it looks like they're gonna catch up with me and Bob, but at the last second, she dives out of the car and Mike and Kay fly off a cliff, Cursing Connie on the way to their inevitable deaths.

Turns out Connie wanted the Kim Richards film pulled and hired me and Bob to pull off the dastardly deed.

Then the scene cuts out and the three of us are on a boat drinking champagne. It looks like the perfect dastardly ending, but then as Bob is leaning over the side to look at some fish He gets shoved over and is churned up by the propellers of the boat.

It looks like Connie is about to finish me off as well but as she raises the harpoon a tranquiliser dart explodes in to her back.
Howard comes up from below decks and we calmly throw her over the side where she sinks to her watery end.

Turns out President Howard was behind the whole plot.
We pull up in to the dock and jump off, applauding each other on a job well done.

We arrive in the hotel and as the film is just about to end, we catch a glimpse of a red headed woman, with a slight scar almost hidden by make-up on the side of her face....







Cat

I like it.Let's film! O0

I like it too!  Pretty funny. and lots of just general running around, which i like.

I like it too!  Pretty funny. and lots of just general running around, which i like.


Let's send it to Martin Scorsese ;D

Let's send it to Martin Scorsese ;D


great idea, howard!!! finally, fame and fortune!

great idea, howard!!! finally, fame and fortune!



And lots of money

And lots of money


Sure!  Stranger things have happened.  Like "My Date With Drew Barrymore" -- the guy made a random movie about wanting a date with Drew Barrymore and now it's at Blockbuster.  Maybe we could each film our separate parts and somehow weave them together  8)

Excuse me.. but you all seem to think you're going to make money from this...

No, no, I'll have you all killed before one single penny leaves my hand.  :)

I'll share with those who can convince me they are a worthy cause.

Yes, that does indeed mean sexual favors. Or.. in Howard's case, promising not to.  ;D

The start of the film shows Mike being all happy because a new Kim Richards film is coming out, but then me and Bob steal the film because we're pricks.

We take it to somebody and then they destroy it, but we don't know who it is.

Kay consoles Mike and there are serious sexual undertones but nothing happens, which frustrates him.

He goes off and scores with a hooker, say.. Beth.. who then tells her little Buddy's, Andrew, Dominic, Michael, Marshal etc. They all bounce around and go off on their own little adventure involving things I can't even begin to understand.

Other Mike runs for Governor of California and has bestial sex with a stray cat.
He's sent to prison where someone else who I can't begin to think of the name of is there and they foil a plan to escape.
Whilst all this is going on, me and Bob are still being pricks and just generally being unpleasant to people.

Howard is currently the President and he just makes fun of all the other world leaders and dry humps his staff, which includes Kim and Erin.. plus, some of the other hotties.

Howard sends the National Guard after me and Bob, however, to make things fun, he makes them wear clown shoes to run after us and we all have a fun day.

Then toward the end of the film, Mike is shown trying to catch me and Bob. Connie pulls up in a car with her sister Kay and it looks like they're gonna catch up with me and Bob, but at the last second, she dives out of the car and Mike and Kay fly off a cliff, Cursing Connie on the way to their inevitable deaths.

Turns out Connie wanted the Kim Richards film pulled and hired me and Bob to pull off the dastardly deed.

Then the scene cuts out and the three of us are on a boat drinking champagne. It looks like the perfect dastardly ending, but then as Bob is leaning over the side to look at some fish He gets shoved over and is churned up by the propellers of the boat.

It looks like Connie is about to finish me off as well but as she raises the harpoon a tranquilizer dart explodes in to her back.
Howard comes up from below decks and we calmly throw her over the side where she sinks to her watery end.

Turns out President Howard was behind the whole plot.
We pull up in to the dock and jump off, applauding each other on a job well done.

We arrive in the hotel and as the film is just about to end, we catch a glimpse of a red headed woman, with a slight scar almost hidden by make-up on the side of her face....


OK, so I think it's time to elaborate on this.

Let's start at the.. well.. the start.

Mike should look just a bit loserish. Old clothes and hair matted to his head. Maybe even a nasty old baseball cap, but he shouldn't look pathetic or anything. Make sure everyone knows he's just a bit obsessive about the whole Kim Richards deal. (Mike will have to be played by a double when she records her scenes due to the restraining leash.)

Me and Bob should look like this...

http://www.viewaskew.com/images/jay/jaysb.jpg

.. Because that's just so kickass!

We then arrive (Maybe there could be some sort of scene where we are setting the scene, driving along maybe) and we steal the movie reel, the original reel that is, so no copies can be made.
Mike runs after us, but Bob threatens to set fire to it and Mike backs off.

Kay can be shown getting changed when the phone rings. It's Mike and he's inconsolable. She quickly pulls on a top and rushes to see him, accidentally leaving the dog out in the back yard.

As Kay races to console Mike, we then cut to a new scene starring Bode, her dog. She has interesting wholesome adventures before going and licking the face of a bum who turns out to be other Mike.
He's lose his job and family after an episode with a Cat that was publicized during his efforts to become Governor of California.

We go back to Kay and Mike. He's making advances toward her but she's clearly not interested. They argue and she leaves, making a call on her cell phone that we don't quite hear.

Mike then takes a trip to the other side of town. Night is falling and he pulls up to the curb.
A short hooker walks over and they strike up a conversation. She tells him that it's $25 unless he wants to do anything freaky, then it's free.
Beth can play that part.

Michael (DAK) bursts in on the two of them (He could be her on screen lover) and Mike and Michael fight.
Young Andrew then turns up, being her brother and also Pimp he uses a large pimp cane to assault both Mike and Michael.
Dominic (Played by some sort of sexy Latino character) appears and in typical scarface fashion blows young Andrew away, as well as Michael.
He's about to waste Mike as well but the bullet lodges in the gun.
He takes it out and gives it to Mike as a souveiner, quoting some sort of biblical passage.

He and Beth leave for Mexico. (Where they'll have fun adventures of their own.)

Me and Bob are now once again the focus as we debate how we're going to get the movie reel back to 'The Boss'. Strange antics follow as we embark on numerous bizare escapades.

---------------------------------------------------------------------

I'll think of more later.

OK, so I think it's time to elaborate on this.

Let's start at the.. well.. the start.

Mike should look just a bit loserish. Old clothes and hair matted to his head. Maybe even a nasty old baseball cap, but he shouldn't look pathetic or anything. Make sure everyone knows he's just a bit obsessive about the whole Kim Richards deal. (Mike will have to be played by a double when she records her scenes due to the restraining leash.)

Me and Bob should look like this...

http://www.viewaskew.com/images/jay/jaysb.jpg

.. Because that's just so kickass!


Captain -- You're HIRED!  Fantastic stuff.  Now I'm mulling over what I'm willing to offer you for a slice of the profits  ::)

Captain -- You're HIRED!  Fantastic stuff.  Now I'm mulling over what I'm willing to offer you for a slice of the profits  ::)


Assumeing it breaks all known earnings barriers.

Assumeing it breaks all known earnings barriers.


I don't suppose I could appeal to your sense of sympathy, being a single mom and all  ???

But hey, negotiations go nowhere until that script is done....get writing man!

OK, so I think it's time to elaborate on this.

Let's start at the.. well.. the start.

Mike should look just a bit loserish. Old clothes and hair matted to his head. Maybe even a nasty old baseball cap, but he shouldn't look pathetic or anything. Make sure everyone knows he's just a bit obsessive about the whole Kim Richards deal. (Mike will have to be played by a double when she records her scenes due to the restraining leash.)

Me and Bob should look like this...

http://www.viewaskew.com/images/jay/jaysb.jpg

.. Because that's just so kickass!

We then arrive (Maybe there could be some sort of scene where we are setting the scene, driving along maybe) and we steal the movie reel, the original reel that is, so no copies can be made.
Mike runs after us, but Bob threatens to set fire to it and Mike backs off.

Kay can be shown getting changed when the phone rings. It's Mike and he's inconsolable. She quickly pulls on a top and rushes to see him, accidentally leaving the dog out in the back yard.

As Kay races to console Mike, we then cut to a new scene starring Bode, her dog. She has interesting wholesome adventures before going and licking the face of a bum who turns out to be other Mike.
He's lose his job and family after an episode with a Cat that was publicized during his efforts to become Governor of California.

We go back to Kay and Mike. He's making advances toward her but she's clearly not interested. They argue and she leaves, making a call on her cell phone that we don't quite hear.

Mike then takes a trip to the other side of town. Night is falling and he pulls up to the curb.
A short hooker walks over and they strike up a conversation. She tells him that it's $25 unless he wants to do anything freaky, then it's free.
Beth can play that part.

Michael (DAK) bursts in on the two of them (He could be her on screen lover) and Mike and Michael fight.
Young Andrew then turns up, being her brother and also Pimp he uses a large pimp cane to assault both Mike and Michael.
Dominic (Played by some sort of sexy Latino character) appears and in typical scarface fashion blows young Andrew away, as well as Michael.
He's about to waste Mike as well but the bullet lodges in the gun.
He takes it out and gives it to Mike as a souveiner, quoting some sort of biblical passage.

He and Beth leave for Mexico. (Where they'll have fun adventures of their own.)

Me and Bob are now once again the focus as we debate how we're going to get the movie reel back to 'The Boss'. Strange antics follow as we embark on numerous bizare escapades.

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I'll think of more later.


Alright, time to continue.
I've got a 12 pack inside me and I'm ready.

So after me and Bob have been involved in an odd little montage we meet President Howard.
Elected to office on a platform of Free porn and the legalization of public masturbation as well as a strong advocation of the flat tax, President Howard is enjoying 101% popularity scores, thanks in part to his out of the box thinking.
Upon finding out about the 'Grand Theft Cinema' that me and Bob have committed President Howard sends the national guard after us, but in an out of the box move, makes them go naked, except for clown shoes. This of course provides the nation with a good laugh whilst me and Bob make our getaway.

Whilst this happens, the budding three way Lesbian love triangle between Kim, Cat and Erin grows, partially due to their frustration with only dry humping from President Howard.. and partially because it would just be awesome!

Now, me and Bob are in Arizona and are headed for the border. The chase is on, with Mike in his rented Lumina.
As he drives along he realizes he's running out of gas.
He places a call to Kay and even after the argument they had earlier, she still deploys her sister's (record exec) Helicopter to pick him up.

The two sisters and Mike chase after me and Bob, eventually we reach a canyon and the stalemate is reached. As the helicopter begins to lower down, Connie dives out, hooking a winch cable around a rock and sending the helicopter in to the side of the canyon. We see a huge explosion and a silhouetted figure in the smoke.

The scene fades away to reveal the three of us on a yacht out in the pacific, obviously evading the law.
Connie reveals how she was offered a vast sum of money to make sure the film (which evidently promoted pro-communist china views) was never screened.
She then sets fire to it and throws the charred remains overboard.

It's at this moment that I suggest that we see if we can spot any dolphins over the starboard bow. As Bob leans over, I shove him, he manages to hang out with his right hand but I bite his fingers until he is forced to let go. The undertow drags him under and he hits the propellors which churn him up.

It's as I'm watching his bloody remains sink that the deckchair connects with the side of my head.
Dazed from the blow I struggle to my feet to find Connie with a harpoon gun aimed at my chest.
Suddenly she collapses to her knees. A shark tranquilizer dart in her back.
A figure emerges from below decks.. President Howard.

He knew how important it was that the film never aired. Behind the simple facade lays an extremely intelligent and calculating individual. He then explains about the wiseman committee that secretly runs the United States and invites me to meet them.

We arrive in Hawaii and are taken to a tall hotel in the middle of Honlulu, it turns out that this is where 2 members of the wiseman committee are currently staying.

As President Howard speaks to one of the members my cell phone rings in my pocket. I step out in to the hall to answer and speak softly as to not be heard. Down the hall there is a blurred image, a woman, holding something to her ear, a thin scar running down her cheek and hair too red to be natural...

Alright, time to continue.
I've got a 12 pack inside me and I'm ready.

So after me and Bob have been involved in an odd little montage we meet President Howard.
Elected to office on a platform of Free porn and the legalization of public masturbation as well as a strong advocation of the flat tax, President Howard is enjoying 101% popularity scores, thanks in part to his out of the box thinking.
Upon finding out about the 'Grand Theft Cinema' that me and Bob have committed President Howard sends the national guard after us, but in an out of the box move, makes them go naked, except for clown shoes. This of course provides the nation with a good laugh whilst me and Bob make our getaway.

Whilst this happens, the budding three way Lesbian love triangle between Kim, Cat and Erin grows, partially due to their frustration with only dry humping from President Howard.. and partially because it would just be awesome!

Now, me and Bob are in Arizona and are headed for the border. The chase is on, with Mike in his rented Lumina.
As he drives along he realizes he's running out of gas.
He places a call to Kay and even after the argument they had earlier, she still deploys her sister's (record exec) Helicopter to pick him up.

The two sisters and Mike chase after me and Bob, eventually we reach a canyon and the stalemate is reached. As the helicopter begins to lower down, Connie dives out, hooking a winch cable around a rock and sending the helicopter in to the side of the canyon. We see a huge explosion and a silhouetted figure in the smoke.

The scene fades away to reveal the three of us on a yacht out in the pacific, obviously evading the law.
Connie reveals how she was offered a vast sum of money to make sure the film (which evidently promoted pro-communist china views) was never screened.
She then sets fire to it and throws the charred remains overboard.

It's at this moment that I suggest that we see if we can spot any dolphins over the starboard bow. As Bob leans over, I shove him, he manages to hang out with his right hand but I bite his fingers until he is forced to let go. The undertow drags him under and he hits the propellors which churn him up.

It's as I'm watching his bloody remains sink that the deckchair connects with the side of my head.
Dazed from the blow I struggle to my feet to find Connie with a harpoon gun aimed at my chest.
Suddenly she collapses to her knees. A shark tranquilizer dart in her back.
A figure emerges from below decks.. President Howard.

He knew how important it was that the film never aired. Behind the simple facade lays an extremely intelligent and calculating individual. He then explains about the wiseman committee that secretly runs the United States and invites me to meet them.

We arrive in Hawaii and are taken to a tall hotel in the middle of Honlulu, it turns out that this is where 2 members of the wiseman committee are currently staying.

As President Howard speaks to one of the members my cell phone rings in my pocket. I step out in to the hall to answer and speak softly as to not be heard. Down the hall there is a blurred image, a woman, holding something to her ear, a thin scar running down her cheek and hair too red to be natural...


Those are awesome, Andy!  Your creativity and writing ability amazes me!  I swear, if I tried to write this, I would still be staring at the first line trying to figure out what should happen next.  ::)

wow!! all of this...AND the honor of getting to dry hump Howard....I say...it doesn't get any better than this!!! LOL! ;) :D ;D

wow!! all of this...AND the honor of getting to dry hump Howard....I say...it doesn't get any better than this!!! LOL! ;) :D ;D


Lucky! :P ;D

OK, so I think it's time to elaborate on this.

Let's start at the.. well.. the start.

Mike should look just a bit loserish. Old clothes and hair matted to his head. Maybe even a nasty old baseball cap, but he shouldn't look pathetic or anything. Make sure everyone knows he's just a bit obsessive about the whole Kim Richards deal. (Mike will have to be played by a double when she records her scenes due to the restraining leash.)

er, vin diesel. we covered this.

you're just bitter cuz you got people telling you you should be played by john candy. which i can understand.

on the other hand, at least i get to have hair.

As Kay races to console Mike, we then cut to a new scene starring Bode, her dog. She has interesting wholesome adventures before going and licking the face of a bum who turns out to be other Mike.


This was so funny to me that my water just came out my nose.
Thanks for waking me up, darling.

sooooo funny!

Those are awesome, Andy!  Your creativity and writing ability amazes me!  I swear, if I tried to write this, I would still be staring at the first line trying to figure out what should happen next.  ::)


That's because you're always sober.


wow!! all of this...AND the honor of getting to dry hump Howard....I say...it doesn't get any better than this!!! LOL! ;) :D ;D


Lesbian Love Triangle.


er, vin diesel. we covered this.

you're just bitter cuz you got people telling you you should be played by john candy. which i can understand.

on the other hand, at least i get to have hair.


I just don't see you as a Vin Diesel.. and I figure not all the characters should be.. ya know.. worthy of any respect.


This was so funny to me that my water just came out my nose.
Thanks for waking me up, darling.

sooooo funny!


Your water came out your nose.. I knew you were pregnant.

I just don't see you as a Vin Diesel.. and I figure not all the characters should be.. ya know.. worthy of any respect.


right, lack of respect, but we've already got john candy covering the fat white trash loser demographic, no?

right, lack of respect, but we've already got john candy covering the fat white trash loser demographic, no?


No, we decided on the other guy.. who covers the same demographic equally well.

If you were played by Vin Diesel, then he would wanna save the day.. but nobody saves it.

See the conundrum you've created here.

Maybe you could be like Bruce Willis in Die Hard 2. An abrasive yet loveable drunk?

Maybe you could be like Bruce Willis in Die Hard 2. An abrasive yet loveable drunk?


Perfect....only, he's not that abrasive. ;)

Perfect....only, he's not that abrasive. ;)


We need to give him a reason to be.

We need to give him a reason to be.


well, i meant he's lovable and he's drunk.

well, i meant he's lovable and he's drunk.


Thank you for the clarification Admiral.

I was pointing out that we need to give him a reason to add a beligerant and slightly hostile side to his character.

Thank you for the clarification Admiral.

I was pointing out that we need to give him a reason to add a beligerant and slightly hostile side to his character.


What if HuG broke up?

What if HuG broke up?


I think we've found his motivation.

wow!! all of this...AND the honor of getting to dry hump Howard....I say...it doesn't get any better than this!!! LOL! ;) :D ;D



Welcome to the club.  ::)  However, you, me, and Kim can start our revenge on "President Howard", by producing documents that he was involved in some kind of scandal.




Cat

Welcome to the club.  ::)  However, you, me, and Kim can start our revenge on "President Howard", by producing documents that he was involved in some kind of scandal.

Cat


Good twist.  You could be the only ones, beside Howard, who know about a supply of secret video tapes hidden in the Oval Office which document all of Howard's secret affairs.....one of which was with a certain red-headed woman with a scar running down the side of her cheek....

Good twist.  You could be the only ones, beside Howard, who know about a supply of secret video tapes hidden in the Oval Office which document all of Howard's secret affairs.....one of which was with a certain red-headed woman with a scar running down the side of her cheek....


HAHAHA! You know who that is right?

I like the idea that President Howard was involved in other things.

Maybe he was trying to displace the wiseman committee?

So come on................what action packed things are going to be happening  in my library ?? You've got Rachel Weiss all ready and waiting and no plot for her yet! Oh and no dry humping from Howard purlease after all she is a librarian !!

So come on................what action packed things are going to be happening  in my library ?? You've got Rachel Weiss all ready and waiting and no plot for her yet! Oh and no dry humping from Howard purlease after all she is a librarian !!


Hmmm,

What about... if one of the escapades featuring me and Bob took place in the library.

Whilst trying to formulate a plot to do.. something.. we need to speak to a Mr Philip. X. Eno and must find where he lives.
By tracing him to a Library in oxford where he took out a book on growing tea we are able to find his address.

Hmmm,

What about... if one of the escapades featuring me and Bob took place in the library.

Whilst trying to formulate a plot to do.. something.. we need to speak to a Mr Philip. X. Eno and must find where he lives.
By tracing him to a Library in oxford where he took out a book on growing tea we are able to find his address.
I love the idea of Philip being 'Mr X' mint ! He is kind of like the oracle.............

Now if it's a book on tea you'll probably get to his house only to find he's actually back at the library drinking tea with me ! I think we are the two tea addicts of the boards.
Hmm could I maybe only be moonlighting as a librarian and actually be his highly trained assassin bodyguard?? 

I love the idea of Philip being 'Mr X' mint ! He is kind of like the oracle.............

Now if it's a book on tea you'll probably get to his house only to find he's actually back at the library drinking tea with me ! I think we are the two tea addicts of the boards.
Hmm could I maybe only be moonlighting as a librarian and actually be his highly trained assassin bodyguard?? 


that idea rocks...chick body guards dressed as librarians (likethey do in the movies them sexy ones....) are soooooo cool

I love the idea of Philip being 'Mr X' mint ! He is kind of like the oracle.............

Now if it's a book on tea you'll probably get to his house only to find he's actually back at the library drinking tea with me ! I think we are the two tea addicts of the boards.
Hmm could I maybe only be moonlighting as a librarian and actually be his highly trained assassin bodyguard?? 



that idea rocks...chick body guards dressed as librarians (likethey do in the movies them sexy ones....) are soooooo cool


Agreed.

Cool . So does that make 'Mr X'  good or evil ?

Cool . So does that make 'Mr X'  good or evil ?


He's good. I suppose. But playing by his own rules.

That's because you're always sober.



;D ;D ;D

Not even alcohol or drugs could help me write....

We've talked about this once.  I'm the type who has fun doing math. :D

I'll share with those who can convince me they are a worthy cause.

Yes, that does indeed mean sexual favors.
O0

;D ;D ;D

Not even alcohol or drugs could help me write....

We've talked about this once.  I'm the type who has fun doing math. :D


Yeah.. you just need to go away.

Or maybe practise your Lesbian Love triangle scene.

In fact, yes, go forth and.. do .. err.. that.

O0


Form a line.

I like this script:

postyourscript.blogspot.com *SHAMELESS PLUG*  ;D

I like this script:

postyourscript.blogspot.com *SHAMELESS PLUG*  ;D


Quiet boy, notice you're not included.

That's because the other cast members warned me about how much you like to be in your trailer... alone... with funny barn yard sounds emanating from within.

Maybe you could be a stunt double during one of the explosion scenes.. I'm afraid I'm not a part of the screen actors guild and as such you won't receive any insurance.

wow!! all of this...AND the honor of getting to dry hump Howard....I say...it doesn't get any better than this!!! LOL! ;) :D ;D


You want a slice of this hairy man? ;D

that idea rocks...chick body guards dressed as librarians (likethey do in the movies them sexy ones....) are soooooo cool
i like nicole deboer as the dreamy math geek in the (otherwise woefully overrated) movie "the cube." i'd like to see her bust out some kung fu.

http://www.beyondhollywood.com/moviepics/cube9.jpg

AND she's my age!

Welcome to the club.  ::)  However, you, me, and Kim can start our revenge on "President Howard", by producing documents that he was involved in some kind of scandal.




Cat


Oh no you won't.

Oh no you won't.




I'm sure the three of us (with the help of our librarian) can come up some MAJOR dirt on "President Howard".  ;D ;D




Cat

I'm sure the three of us (with the help of our librarian) can come up some MAJOR dirt on "President Howard".  ;D ;D




Cat



Not unless I plot something back ;)

Not unless I plot something back ;)



You may try but you forget that we can always out-wit you.  ;D




Cat

You may try but you forget that we can always out-wit you.  ;D




Cat



I have a powerful mind ;D