Interested in what people look for in others. Not sure if there is already a thread for this, buried in the depths of the forum. Again, I'm too lazy to be bothered with such things.


I look for guys that don't fit the usual stereotype of the "guy". I find artists to be very attractive. Someone romantic, but not to the point where is seems fake (Not sure If I can explain that, or not). Someone who walks to the beat of their own drum and doesn't follow the crowd. If you like football, get the hell out of my sight (:)). Looks usually don't matter much to me, but my personal preference is dark hair (Yet somehow I always end up with a blonde? Weird). Someone who would walk in a cemetery with me at night, on a date. Someone who wouldn't be weirded out with my ghost obsession. Good conversationalist helps, too.


Yeah, More later. I'm tired. :P

A girl who ISN'T MidKnightDarkness  :P  ;D

This man:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Mussina


Good-looking, Ivy League educated and rich.  And since I can't have him specifically, I want his qualities in someone else.

who are we kidding here?  we'll take whatever we can get  ;D  ;D  ;D
Even though I sometimes act single, I'm not,  so I won't respond more than I have. But I will read.  8)

If I said looks weren't important I'd be lying...my perfect girl would be a real stunner physically, yet be totally unlike anyone else I've ever met. I wouldn't like her to be too much like me (only in the good ways), cos I'm such a boring old fart, but I would let someone I could actually get along with.

Any woman that does the housework, washes my clothes and feeds me . . .

;)

Any woman that does the housework, washes my clothes and feeds me . . .

;)


In other words, one of those 'Virtual Partners' that'll be out soon in an appliance store near you.  :D

In other words, one of those 'Virtual Partners' that'll be out soon in an appliance store near you.  :D


It saves me the hassle of communicating with them.  ;) ;D

It saves me the hassle of communicating with them.  ;) ;D


A girl with an 'off' button.  ;D

Someone who likes good music(a lot of classic rock, blues, jazz etc), politics(liberal!), who doesn't always dress casual when not at work but actually likes to dress up nice, who would let me do all the cooking, the kind and understanding type, and I must say I do like older women.  My perfect SO would probably be older.

Also, I'm pretty freaky, so she would have to be an open-minded person in the bedroom. ;D

Any woman that does the housework, washes my clothes and feeds me . . .

;)


You've been hangin' out with Thrashmeister, haven't you.  ;)

(With a request like that, I hope you like older women....much older....someone's great grandma maybe...  ;D

The hardest thing about finding an older woman(not THAT old though CeeKay :o ) is finding someone who doesn't have kids...

Right now isn't the time for me to start a Long-term relationship, I need to get settled a bit.  I figure after 22 I can start thinking about it. The perfect scenario for me would be to meet a woman when I'm about 22, in the 33-42 range(mid 30s to early 40s).  I really don't think I'll want kids, so thats not really a deal-breaker for me.  If she was like say 40 and wasn't interested in kids it wouldn't bother me.

A girl who ISN'T MidKnightDarkness  :P  ;D


Well, that's something you don't have to worry about *Stabs*


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Interested in what people look for in others. Not sure if there is already a thread for this, buried in the depths of the forum. Again, I'm too lazy to be bothered with such things.


I look for guys that don't fit the usual stereotype of the "guy". I find artists to be very attractive. Someone romantic, but not to the point where is seems fake (Not sure If I can explain that, or not). Someone who walks to the beat of their own drum and doesn't follow the crowd. If you like football, get the hell out of my sight (:)). Looks usually don't matter much to me, but my personal preference is dark hair (Yet somehow I always end up with a blonde? Weird). Someone who would walk in a cemetery with me at night, on a date. Someone who wouldn't be weirded out with my ghost obsession. Good conversationalist helps, too.


Yeah, More later. I'm tired. :P



I'm a pretty big Elliott Smith Fan, would everything else be thus irrelevant?

http://www.bd.co.kr/toy/images/realdoll.jpg

http://www.bd.co.kr/toy/images/realdoll.jpg


Is that a mannequin dummy?

You've been hangin' out with Thrashmeister, haven't you.  ;)

(With a request like that, I hope you like older women....much older....someone's great grandma maybe...  ;D
;D  ;D good one, and i think this is also a fetish  :o

I'm a pretty big Elliott Smith Fan, would everything else be thus irrelevant?





Hahaha, Well being an Elliott Smith fan DOES help a lot.

Is that a mannequin dummy?
it's a realdoll, a turbocharged, $7500 sex doll.

but i kid, of course. it seems like a good idea in theory but realdolls are apparently incredibly high maintenance. they had an article in harpers magazine about it. can you imagine having a messed-up realdoll that's all sunbleached and pitted out, with only one eye and covered with claw marks from when you accidentally let the cat get at it? talk about good oldfashioned nightmare fuel.

;D  ;D good one, and i think this is also a fetish  :o


;D Good point!  ;D

Is that a mannequin dummy?


Looks like a Computer simulation, but can't quite tell.

Looks like a Computer simulation, but can't quite tell.


Have you ever created a sex chatbot?

Have you ever created a sex chatbot?
i'd sorta think something like that would end up being a lot like talking to howard. :)

Have you ever created a sex chatbot?


No. Can it you it do anything other than just talk to you?  ;)

But I HAVE experimented quite a bit with the Sims 2...lol

No. Can it you it do anything other than just talk to you?  ;)

But I HAVE experimented quite a bit with the Sims 2...lol


Not if it was just text.

The Sims ... lol ... I like that. I'm not content with controlling a household though ... i like Sim City better!  ;D

No. Can it you it do anything other than just talk to you?  ;)

But I HAVE experimented quite a bit with the Sims 2...lol
it seems that Anthony Michael Hall already tried this in Weird Science  and created Kelly LeBrock  ;)

Not if it was just text.

The Sims ... lol ... I like that. I'm not content with controlling a household though ... i like Sim City better!  ;D


Reminds me of long nights creating my virtual cities in my virtual country -  a sort of parallel universe amalgamation of America, Australia and various other countries. I almost created a whole country of cities, believe it or not. I still prefer Sim City 3000 the best; SC2000 was a classic, but the series lost me with SC4000. Wonder if there'll be another in the series.

it seems that Anthony Michael Hall already tried this in Weird Science  and created Kelly LeBrock  ;)


;D

That's like ... every nerd's fantasy ... lol

it seems that Anthony Michael Hall already tried this in Weird Science  and created Kelly LeBrock  ;)


lol...*applauds*

Reminds me of long nights creating my virtual cities in my virtual country -  a sort of parallel universe amalgamation of America, Australia and various other countries. I almost created a whole country of cities, believe it or not. I still prefer Sim City 3000 the best; SC2000 was a classic, but the series lost me with SC4000. Wonder if there'll be another in the series.




Yeah ... SC4 actually has its flaws. It's my favorite, but only because you can create regions.

in speaking of howard, when i played sims all my households were populated exclusively by hot lesbians. :-[

when i discovered you could do that, i was like, hmm, i don't see any point in having any men around, really. i think i had one but i got sick of him and enclosed him in a wall until he died.

Yeah ... SC4 actually has its flaws. It's my favorite, but only because you can create regions.


I hated how you couldn't design the roads system, because I was a control freak and had to design each road seperately. The thing is, I'd create my cities from maps I'd drawn of my made-up cities, zoning maps.etc. How geeky is that?  :D

Have you ever created a sex chatbot?


Dammit, Darko! Keep it out of this thread.


And Wtf? I thought you were Andrew for a second. Find your own avatar, whore!

Well, that's something you don't have to worry about *Stabs*



You forgot enormously tall! Alex, how COULD you?!


Well thats a plus, most definitely.

I hated how you couldn't design the roads system, because I was a control freak and had to design each road seperately. The thing is, I'd create my cities from maps I'd drawn of my made-up cities, zoning maps.etc. How geeky is that?  :D


I also drew maps of the region. One time I created a fantasy world of civilized bears. I had a map, races, characters, wrote some stories, everything. It was like I didn't even create it; I just discovered it.


Dammit, Darko! Keep it out of this thread.


And Wtf? I thought you were Andrew for a second. Find your own avatar, whore!


I think you're the whore here.  ;D

i hate it when mommy and daddy fight.

rollercoastertycoon is the perfect god game. my ideal woman plays endless games of rollercoastertycoon.

i hate it when mommy and daddy fight.

rollercoastertycoon is the perfect god game. my ideal woman plays endless games of rollercoastertycoon.


No, SimCity is the ultimate God game.

My perfect woman loves Chinese buffets like me.

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No, SimCity is the ultimate God game.
in rollercoastertycoon you can make fatal rollercoasters and promise people a fun and exciting time, only to send them hurtling to their fiery deaths.

also, rollercoastertycoon has furry mascots.

in rollercoastertycoon you can make fatal rollercoasters and promise people a fun and exciting time, only to send them hurtling to their fiery deaths.

also, rollercoastertycoon has furry mascots.


I like furry  ;D

I like Chinese buffets myself  ;D


Can you make time? ;)


;D

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Let's see..

She'd need to be anywhere from about 5'6 - 5'9.. not too short, but not too tall.
Not incredibly skinny, but please, no buffet busters either.
Some meat on the bone is good, in fact, I hate seeing any bone, filled out would be a good description.
Big tits are a must, sorry to sound crude, but you gotta get them sweater puppies swinging.
If she's gonna be blonde then it'll have to be a very dirty blonde, darker, reddy brown is good.
The ability to cook - I can cook, but.. ya know, it's nice not to have to sometimes.
Must own some leather  ;)

it's a realdoll, a turbocharged, $7500 sex doll.

but i kid, of course. it seems like a good idea in theory but realdolls are apparently incredibly high maintenance. they had an article in harpers magazine about it.


Do you own one?  :D

Do you own one?
um, no. with all the work involved, you really might as well just get into a real relationship.

She'd have to be someone whos not into amusement parks(I hate 'em).

She'd have to like wild and exotic things, because I'm a bit out there as you all know.

I'm the type of person who would be apt to painting a beach with palm trees on a white wall in my home. I wouldn't keep what you'd call a normal looking home.  I'd have all sorts of exotic plants, different cultural items(Chinese, Spanish, Indian etc.), odd furniture...

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Let's see..

She'd need to be anywhere from about 5'6 - 5'9.. not too short, but not too tall.
Not incredibly skinny, but please, no buffet busters either.
Some meat on the bone is good, in fact, I hate seeing any bone, filled out would be a good description.
Big tits are a must, sorry to sound crude, but you gotta get them sweater puppies swinging.
If she's gonna be blonde then it'll have to be a very dirty blonde, darker, reddy brown is good.
The ability to cook - I can cook, but.. ya know, it's nice not to have to sometimes.
Must own some leather  ;)


Hi! :)

I like em sorta geeky and eccentric. Um, but not completely f**king insane, though? I keep making that mistake. She should have some genuine enthusiasms, not be one a these damn tagalongs that's just always trying to make ya happy or do whatever it is you awnt to do. She should be smart as hell but not be all uppity about it.

She's probably not a republican, although if it's kim richards, it's probably okay if she's a republican. she's probably not particularly religious.

She's not one of these people who WALKS ALL SLOW. Dammit! My last couple girlfriends, it was like dragging a safe around. I was always, fer chrissakes, could we maybe get there before the sun goes supernova? Which I guess means, um, she should be getting a little exercise occasionally?



i know that person...
but you're a slow walker yourself!

i know that person...
but you're a slow walker yourself!

only when i'm dragging a 16mm projector around.

only when i'm dragging a 16mm projector around.


well, ok then.  ;)

I like em sorta geeky and eccentric. Um, but not completely f**king insane, though? I keep making that mistake. She should have some genuine enthusiasms, not be one a these damn tagalongs that's just always trying to make ya happy or do whatever it is you awnt to do.



I hate that!  Women who live vicariously through whoever they're with= boring.


She should be smart as hell but not be all uppity about it.



Agreed there.


She's probably not a republican, although if it's kim richards, it's probably okay if she's a republican. she's probably not particularly religious.



I could be okay with a common-sense, non-religious kind of conservative.  No Reaganites, Neo-Cons, or religious freakos.

But these philosophical differences aren't always as big of deal as you'd think.  I met this couple once, where the husband was an atheist and his wife was a Pentacostl. :o She wasn't fully practicing, but she considered herself one and she believed.  The dude kept a bible in the hallway closet, and sometimes before he'd go into the bathroom he'd get it out and tear a page out to take to the bathroom with him, and she would say "You're going to hell, Robert". ;D



She's not one of these people who WALKS ALL SLOW. Dammit! My last couple girlfriends, it was like dragging a safe around. I was always, fer chrissakes, could we maybe get there before the sun goes supernova? Which I guess means, um, she should be getting a little exercise occasionally?



Thats annoying from anyone.  Whenever I go to the store with my dad I can't stand it.  He moves like a tortoise.  Some people only have one speed. ::)

i know that person...YOU KNOW KIM RICHARDS?!?!?!

sorry. *selfzap*

YOU KNOW KIM RICHARDS?!?!?!

sorry. *selfzap*


no kidding selfzap.

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when i went to the demonstrations during the election of 2000 there was this couple there, the guy had a "gore/lieberman" sign and the woman had a "sore loserman" sign. they managed to get along.

then there's james carville and mary what'sherface. if they can get along anyone can.


Yup, I was thinking of them too.  Mary Matalin is her name I believe.

I think you're the whore here.  ;D



...

Who have you been talking to..?

Someone I can talk to, who actually provides some consolation when I need it, can make me laugh, too. Someone that doesn't mind my unusual thought patterns, that I can be a bit creepy from time to time (I do have this tendency.. actually, it's more like very creepy, it just depends on how I show it. ;D)... someone who appreciates what I do. And having a good taste in music doesn't hurt either. ;D

I don't think anyone's "perfect" for another person, per se, but I think there are people who you really connect with a lot more (I know this exists for myself). You demonstrate that friendship and caring at a different level then other relationships and friendships, etc. Does that make sense?

Someone I can talk to, who actually provides some consolation when I need it, can make me laugh, too. Someone that doesn't mind my unusual thought patterns, that I can be a bit creepy from time to time (I do have this tendency.. actually, it's more like very creepy, it just depends on how I show it. ;D)... someone who appreciates what I do. And having a good taste in music doesn't hurt either. ;D

I don't think anyone's "perfect" for another person, per se, but I think there are people who you really connect with a lot more (I know this exists for myself). You demonstrate that friendship and caring at a different level then other relationships and friendships, etc. Does that make sense?


Yup.  And I agree.  I don't believe there is any such thing as "The One".

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This is my perfect girl and ain't nobody going to deny that she's the hotness. :)

I agree. There's probably millions of potential "ones" for everyone.


I also agree, there's no absolute "one" for everyone.

This is my perfect girl and ain't nobody going to deny that she's the hotness. :)



So this is THE Robin?  Well Howard I can see why you're eager to get in her pants.  She looks like an attractive lady. :)

http://www.bd.co.kr/toy/images/realdoll.jpg



That could be a blow up doll. ;D

This is my perfect girl and ain't nobody going to deny that she's the hotness. :)







Nice Howard, Robin is quite attractive.  ;)

Nice Howard, Robin is quite attractive.  ;)



Thank You. :)

My perfect girl would be pretty, funny, and able to put up with my quirks.

My perfect girl would be pretty, funny, and able to put up with my quirks.


That's just about what my perfect girl would be.

My perfect girl would have to have sex on the brain but I found someone who's not quite ready for it yet. ;D

That's just about what my perfect girl would be.


She'd have to be pretty tolerant to put up with MY strange ass  ;D

She'd have to be pretty tolerant to put up with MY strange ass  ;D


Same with my perfect girl, lol.  ;D

She'd have to be pretty tolerant to put up with MY strange ass  ;D


I don't have a chance then. I'm a LOT weirder than you! ;D

My perfect girl would also have to enjoy junk food. ;D

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We both have to put up with each other's quirks and habits.  ;D

I'm probably weirder than both of you.  ;D


Again, doubt it  ;D

Again, doubt it  ;D


Did you ever have an imaginary greeting card business? lol  ;D

Did you ever have an imaginary greeting card business? lol  ;D


No, but I had imaginary bears. And I throw away papel towels because I'm afraid I put poison on them (I have OCD)  ;D

I would like a girl who's also into dry humping. ;D

I would like a girl who's also into dry humping. ;D


;D

I would like a girl who's also into dry humping. ;D


;D

No, but I had imaginary bears. And I throw away papel towels because I'm afraid I put poison on them (I have OCD)  ;D


I might have a little OCD myself, I wash my hands all the time and I won't ever drink after anybody.

I might have a little OCD myself, I wash my hands all the time and I won't ever drink after anybody.


Yeah, mine drives me freaking nuts.  I will believe something happened that never did, and then sometimes I will be so nervous that I actually make it happen in frustration.

;D


She loves when I get on top sometimes. ;)

She loves when I get on top sometimes. ;)


Too much information, lol.  ;D

Too much information, lol.  ;D


;D

Too much information, lol.  ;D



There's never enough information as far as I'm concerned. ;D

A girl with an 'off' button.  ;D


Probably my dream woman. I can then say "Right, turn around", press the button and she does that robot thing where she droops as the power fades.  ;)

You've been hangin' out with Thrashmeister, haven't you.  ;)

(With a request like that, I hope you like older women....much older....someone's great grandma maybe...  ;D


I think I have.

Well . . . If there are any great grannies in the house, give me a holla!  ;D

Someone I can talk to, who actually provides some consolation when I need it, can make me laugh, too. Someone that doesn't mind my unusual thought patterns, that I can be a bit creepy from time to time (I do have this tendency.. actually, it's more like very creepy, it just depends on how I show it. ;D)... someone who appreciates what I do. And having a good taste in music doesn't hurt either. ;D

I don't think anyone's "perfect" for another person, per se, but I think there are people who you really connect with a lot more (I know this exists for myself). You demonstrate that friendship and caring at a different level then other relationships and friendships, etc. Does that make sense?


Shoot, in all of that, I realized I never got the superficial stuff..

Though I've never been in a relationship with someone with it, I prefer dark hair.. like, darker brown, even close to black. I'm not a fan if it's not the natural color, though. If you have the complexion of a blonde, dark hair doesn't make much sense. ;D

I wouldn't want a girl taller then me. That's just a personal thing.

A lot of what I look for is in the face. There's a certain facial structure I can't quite pin, but it seems to get me every time.  There are a few people with really nice faces, and then a choice 1-2 with the one I really like. Can't describe, cause I don't know a damn thing about bone structure. ;D

Well, I think that's about it.

I have been married for 25 years, and we are just as happy now as we were
25 years ago, so I guess I found the perfect girl for me. Should something though,
I think Intelligent and Hot are a perfect combination but I would take intelligent over
hot. She would have to be dignified but not afraid to be trashy, a little sluttiness is
a good thing.

I have been married for 25 years, and we are just as happy now as we were
25 years ago, so I guess I found the perfect girl for me. Should something though,
I think Intelligent and Hot are a perfect combination but I would take intelligent over
hot. She would have to be dignified but not afraid to be trashy, a little sluttiness is
a good thing.


You got married at 18?  :o (your profile says you're 43)

I like black (or very dark) hair also. Blondes are often cute, but they usually seem kind of generic-looking, like dolls, if you know what I mean.

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I just turned 44 last month, I was 19 when I got married. I will have to change my profile.


Ah.

Wow I could not even imagine getting married at my age.  Did you meet in High school?

And Wtf? I thought you were Andrew for a second. Find your own avatar, whore!


I betcha he doesn't even HAVE I, Assassin >..>

And if he does.. Dammit, it was MY idea!

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My best friend in High School was dating my wife's sister and he set us up
on a blind date.


Cool.

Probably my dream woman. I can then say "Right, turn around", press the button and she does that robot thing where she droops as the power fades.  ;)



I need a girl with An on and off button. ;D

I need a girl with An on and off button. ;D


I bet you are more interested in turning her on.  ;D

I suppose my ideal woman is more of an abstract than a physical thing (though that obviously helps). I am into the classy intelligent, confident women. She needs to have a decent sense of humour (she's going to need it, lol) and doesn't take herself too seriously.

If looks are an issue, I do like tallish women (over 5'6) and usually go for brunettes/red heads. I don't like skinny women and prefer a woman to have a shapely/curvy figure. I get bowled over by a killer smile and caring eyes.

And if she has a turn-off switch, I will marry her.  ;D

A girl who ISN'T MidKnightDarkness  :P  ;D



I must say... I would love someone like her...

I betcha he doesn't even HAVE I, Assassin >..>

And if he does.. Dammit, it was MY idea!



Heh.. I sent it to him.

I must say... I would love someone like her...



Aw, Jeez, Doms, Thank You  :\'(

Aw, Jeez, Doms, Thank You  :\'(




Nuuu problem... 'tis true, if only there was a California Beth.. but I'll name her.. Michelle, yes Michelle.

I must say... I would love someone like her...


Yea Midknightdarkness is awesome, she always makes me laugh, lol.

Yea Midknightdarkness is awesome, she always makes me laugh, lol.


Yeah she's very cool :)

My perfect girl has to like sitting by the fireplace with me, listening to James Taylor, and it would help if she would laugh at my stupid jokes. Has to workout often & have a nice athletic physique, must love to dine out, or dine in and enjoy seafood, bbq ribs, chocolate, Has to have pretty eyes for me to gaze into, a slender neck for nibbling, and smell nice with just a hint of perfume, and not wear too much makeup, just enought to enhance. Has to be smart and resourceful.  Calling me Master or Sir is a plus, but not a requirement. Tanned skin is good, and must wear snug fitting denim jeans. She needs to have nice nails for scratching my back, and enjoy getting a back massage from me. Must allow me time to myself now and then and time with my friends to do my own thing once in awhile, but knowing I'll always be back. It would be nice if she would greet me enthusiastically when I call her or come home and I'll do the same for her.

Picky, picky, Mike...

I must say... I would love someone like her...


Same here, totally.. but I can see her and Donnie.. well, killing each other quickly.

Same here, totally.. but I can see her and Donnie.. well, killing each other quickly.


I want to die that way  :)

WHOMG!!! DONNIE!! CHANGE YOUR AVATAR!!!!

WHOMG!!! DONNIE!! CHANGE YOUR AVATAR!!!!


NO!  ;D

NO!  ;D



... I hate you.

I want to die that way  :)



Whoa, with a broomstick shoved up your posterior? Sicko.



Oh, that's another thing. I'd want someone who would be able to take it, when I threaten their lives.

Whoa, with a broomstick shoved up your posterior? Sicko.



Oh, that's another thing. I'd want someone who would be able to take it, when I threaten their lives.


You are evil, aren't you?  ;)

Oh, that's another thing. I'd want someone who would be able to take it, when I threaten their lives.


Wow, Donnie seems to take that pretty well. You two should hook up. :D

Wow, Donnie seems to take that pretty well. You two should hook up. :D


Well, we don't exactly live close together  ;D

Funny, I was saying Donnie was obsessed with you, Andrew ::)

Wow, Donnie seems to take that pretty well. You two should hook up. :D


...

*Stabs*

*Stabs*


Ah, Beth.. always stabbing, never finishing off.

Ah, Beth.. always stabbing, never finishing off.



Well, Gee, I don't want to KILL you. Just teach you a lesson for saying such outlandish things!

Well, Gee, I don't want to KILL you. Just teach you a lesson for saying such outlandish things!



*Stabs* heh... that WAS kinda fun!

Picky, picky, Mike...
Yes, I am sort of picky,but I was actually describing my wife.  8)

Yes, I am sort of picky,but I was actually describing my wife.  8)



*Collective Awwww's*



Someone who doesn't buy me tons of crap (Yeah, I know that sounds odd.. but it just doesn't impress me). I'd rather have a guy who makes me things for my birthday, anniversary, etc..

Rich, single, childfree, owns a railroad, broke the freakin' marble slab over the fireplace, you know the type.  :)

*Collective Awwww's*



Someone who doesn't buy me tons of crap (Yeah, I know that sounds odd.. but it just doesn't impress me). I'd rather have a guy who makes me things for my birthday, anniversary, etc..
all right, all right. I was being way too mushy.   :-[  and here's an little applause for a true inthe00s darlin'

Whoa, with a broomstick shoved up your posterior? Sicko.



Oh, that's another thing. I'd want someone who would be able to take it, when I threaten their lives.


Well, that's just as well...I love it when women threaten my life. 'Get on the bed now, or else I'll stab you!'

Well, that's just as well...I love it when women threaten my life. 'Get on the bed now, or else I'll stab you!'


Ooooh, I like the way that sounds. Gotta find someone to try that out with.

i never found a good girl, they useally just try to make me give up hockey or bmx

Interested in what people look for in others. Not sure if there is already a thread for this, buried in the depths of the forum. Again, I'm too lazy to be bothered with such things.


I look for guys that don't fit the usual stereotype of the "guy". I find artists to be very attractive. Someone romantic, but not to the point where is seems fake (Not sure If I can explain that, or not). Someone who walks to the beat of their own drum and doesn't follow the crowd. If you like football, get the hell out of my sight (:)). Looks usually don't matter much to me, but my personal preference is dark hair (Yet somehow I always end up with a blonde? Weird). Someone who would walk in a cemetery with me at night, on a date. Someone who wouldn't be weirded out with my ghost obsession. Good conversationalist helps, too.


Yeah, More later. I'm tired. :P





I would love to walk in a cemetery with you at night to look for ghost (always wanted to do that) and i have black hair oh yea i win, :)

I would love to walk in a cemetery with you at night to look for ghost (always wanted to do that) and i have black hair oh yea i win, :)
unfortunately for you, beth looks like this.

http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/sdc/SDC121/181009SDC.jpg

I would love to walk in a cemetery with you at night to look for ghost (always wanted to do that) and i have black hair oh yea i win, :)


HohohohohohoHO... trying to comp- Wait.. it's black hair? Damn. You win. :(

HohohohohohoHO... trying to comp- Wait.. it's black hair? Damn. You win. :(
but does the carpet match the drapes?

but does the carpet match the drapes?


Don't be stupid, Tia, he's not a house, he's a person.

Don't be stupid, Tia, he's not a house, he's a person.
dag. literal much?

dag. literal much?


Well, what alternative to literal IS there?

Well, what alternative to literal IS there?
you youngsters. i guess you never heard that expression?

so quaint. i feel like i'm talking to eliza again.

you youngsters. i guess you never heard that expression?

so quaint. i feel like i'm talking to eliza again.


;D I knew it, I just like to be difficult.

*Stabs andrew*

;D I knew it, I just like to be difficult.


Hey, you changed your avatar  >:(

;D

Someone who can't wait to see me.

Someone who can't wait to see me.



Davey?

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Hey, you changed your avatar  >:(

;D


Yeah.. it was too dang confusing. As much as I love "I, Assassin", he was compromised.

I bet you are more interested in turning her on.  ;D

I suppose my ideal woman is more of an abstract than a physical thing (though that obviously helps). I am into the classy intelligent, confident women. She needs to have a decent sense of humour (she's going to need it, lol) and doesn't take herself too seriously.

If looks are an issue, I do like tallish women (over 5'6) and usually go for brunettes/red heads. I don't like skinny women and prefer a woman to have a shapely/curvy figure. I get bowled over by a killer smile and caring eyes.

And if she has a turn-off switch, I will marry her.  ;D


I wish there were on and off buttons on a girl's stomach or anywhere on her body so you know which buttons to turn on and turn off like a robot. ;D

I wish there were on and off buttons on a girl's stomach or anywhere on her body so you know which buttons to turn on and turn off like a robot. ;D


Heh heh.

It would make sex easier. Satisfying your woman would be a doddle  ;D

oh, gee whiz, y'all.

I married him in 1984  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/06/love.gif

I married him in 1984  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/06/love.gif


20 odd years of marriage and still going strong. Excellent to hear . . . almost makes me believe in love.  ;D

k.

You've said enough.  ;D



I can never say enough ;D

Ooooh, I like the way that sounds. Gotta find someone to try that out with.



Aaaaand if you listen closely, you can hear the pitter-patter of Doms' feet as he quickly runs to Pennsylvania.

I would love to walk in a cemetery with you at night to look for ghost (always wanted to do that) and i have black hair oh yea i win, :)



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Well, aren't YOU a forward one..!

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Well, aren't YOU a forward one..!
heh heh heh, I just had an idea, you should start a "Win a cemetary dream date with Midknight Darkness" thread . need some rules and a contest. this is gonna get me stabbed for sure  :o

heh heh heh, I just had an idea, you should start a "Win a cemetary dream date with Midknight Darkness" thread . need some rules and a contest. this is gonna get me stabbed for sure  :o



Yanno, I would..


But I know Howard would be the one who'd win. Or no, probably Donnie Darko... and I'd be forced to just bury him alive.

Yanno, I would..


But I know Howard would be the one who'd win. Or no, probably Donnie Darko... and I'd be forced to just bury him alive.
;D  ;D 

;D  ;D 


;) :D

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Well, aren't YOU a forward one..!



Yep! thats me ;)

would throw out old furniture to make way for my pile of board games..
and would have as much of an LP coleciton as i do
and would want to listen to records and play the
Fat Albert game...
or better, Strip Fat Albert.

She would be willing to aid me in fulfilling my life-long dream of becoming a house husband. ;D j/k

Yanno, I would..


But I know Howard would be the one who'd win. Or no, probably Donnie Darko... and I'd be forced to just bury him alive.


And that stops you why?

And that stops you why?


;D ;D

And that stops you why?


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Touche'

One that's interested in sex. ;D

One that's interested in sex. ;D
problem is, sometimes them ones aren't terribly interested in monogamy.

problem is, sometimes them ones aren't terribly interested in monogamy.


Maybe I'm just a piece of $h!t, but why does that matter?

problem is, sometimes them ones aren't terribly interested in monogamy.


The monogamous ones want to change their men. I want to hear a 'Hell no!" from all you guys that won't take that kind of abuse!  :D

The monogamous ones want to change their men. I want to hear a 'Hell no!" from all you guys that won't take that kind of abuse!  :D
hear hear bobby. cheap flings are super-overrated. it's great if both people are clear that that's all it is, but it hardly ever works out that way and one person almost always ends up drunk and sobbing in the other person's yard.

problem is, sometimes them ones aren't terribly interested in monogamy.


Why not?

Society says monogamy is inherently "right"... how so?  I mouth the words, most of the time I choose not to offend people, but I know in my heart of hearts I really just don't get it.

hear hear bobby. cheap flings are super-overrated. it's great if both people are clear that that's all it is, but it hardly ever works out that way and one person almost always ends up drunk and sobbing in the other person's yard.


Right on, brother!

I think that is the fundamental danger of relationships. The balance of love is so precarious - it is rare to find two people who love each other equally.

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Monogamy is having more than one wife? ???


Howard- monogamy is when two people who are in a relationship only have sexual relations with eachother.

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If you want to get scientific about it, we are just animals and follow the same rules as they do. It is law and religion that conditions us for monogamy.



Well, actually, some animals ARE biologically monogamous.  However we're not one of them.

I see how religion conditions us for it but how does law?

And I don't see that love and monogamy are mutually exclusive ideas.  There are such things as sexually open marriages(I know of one personally but I won't go into details out of respect).

Come to think of it I was brought up in an atheist home- so I guess that could partly explain why I don't really understand the idea.

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I think "Girlfriend is Better"

Well I am going with the general ideology of what animals are all about . . .

Most of the basic elements of law is based on the ten commandments (Shouldn't steal, murder . . .).

However, I have just looked at a website and it says that bigamy is illegal but polygamy isn't. I've checked out both definitions and they say the same thing . . . so . . . er . . . someeone's talking a load of pants.


Whats bigamy?

I think "Girlfriend is Better"


???

I think "Girlfriend is Better"
have a couple lousy ones, my man, you'll think different.  ;)

have a couple lousy ones, my man, you'll think different.  ;)


You get the reference right?  :D

Better than what?  That post seemed somewhat random. :D

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You get the reference right?  :D
no, i took it completely literally. :-[

no, i took it completely literally. :-[


Well it was pretty obscure  ;D

Bigamy means having two spouses at the same time.


Isn't that what polygamy is? :D

Well it was pretty obscure  ;D
particularly to someone who wants to choke all members of the talking heads to death with his bare hands to impress kim richards.

particularly to someone who wants to choke all members of the talking heads to death with his bare hands to impress kim richards.


Who!?

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lol. one obscure reference deserves another.

now who could kim richards be?

where could i go to find a picture of kim richards?

i know i had one around here somewhere.

i JUST saw it...


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:P



:-* :D

:-* :D
:-* >:(

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:-* >:(


You notice you two tend to get into these a lot? Cause I do.

Bigamy means having two spouses at the same time.


If I had another spouse Robin would feel jealous cause she knows I'm spending time with the other wife and not her.

You notice you two tend to get into these a lot? Cause I do.
I only recall twice including that brief outburst.

I like to send mixed messages.

One who is NOT a nudge. ;D

I only recall twice including that brief outburst.

I like to send mixed messages.


Daaaaah, I know I've seen more then that. You're a liar, a filthy liar.

A girl who has Tourette's Syndrome.LOL. ;D

Daaaaah, I know I've seen more then that. You're a liar, a filthy liar.
;)

I think "Girlfriend is Better"


I have one already.

I have one already.
Too bad she's not a cartoon catgirl.

I only recall twice including that brief outburst.

I like to send mixed messages.


It's love hate isn't it chump.

You love her nose, she hates you fully.

Too bad she's not a cartoon catgirl.



At least the one I have is REAL and not FAKE! ;D

;)


;D ;)

;D ;)
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My perfect guy?  For starters...he'd actually live in the same state as me.
(I have this tendency to get involved with men who live in New York.  Which wouldn't be so bad except that I'm 2000 miles West of there). :-\\

My perfect guy?  For starters...he'd actually live in the same state as me.
(I have this tendency to get involved with men who live in New York.  Which wouldn't be so bad except that I'm 2000 miles West of there). :-\\


If you like fat bald guys.. I got a buddy who'd be perfect for you.

He's essentially very similar to me.. except.. far more innocent.. but just as rabid in his hatred of everything that dosen't conform to our ultra-right wing concepts.

You'd be like the odd couple.

Plus he's short.. so.. like.. you could be taller than him..

If you like fat bald guys.. I got a buddy who'd be perfect for you.

He's essentially very similar to me.. except.. far more innocent.. but just as rabid in his hatred of everything that dosen't conform to our ultra-right wing concepts.

You'd be like the odd couple.

Plus he's short.. so.. like.. you could be taller than him..


Ummmm......no.
But thanks for the thought  ???

Ummmm......no.
But thanks for the thought  ???


What the hell!

It's ok, he's moving to Boston in September  ;D

What the hell!

It's ok, he's moving to Boston in September  ;D


SEE.  Even that guy would be 2000 miles away come September.  In fact, the last guy I dated lived in New York and is moving to Boston in September too.  I could have a Boston-based fan club. ;)

SEE.  Even that guy would be 2000 miles away come September.  In fact, the last guy I dated lived in New York and is moving to Boston in September too.  I could have a Boston-based fan club. ;)


You could!

What's your perfect guy or girl?

The one I married - our very own Catwoman

The one I married...


Me too.  My husband is my perfect guy.  We are lovers, best friends, and constant companions.  We have mutual admiration and respect.  We share the same religious beliefs, which is vital to each of us.  Our future goals are also in line with each other.  And we have tons of fun with each other.

I love him just the way he is.  :-*  :-*  :-*

My girlfriend, met her earlier this year on my 2 year visa in Australia..

Good taste in music, similar interests (surfing/snowboarding), can drink like a champ, good sense of humour/sarcasm, same sense of style..

My girlfriend, met her earlier this year on my 2 year visa in Australia..

Good taste in music, similar interests (surfing/snowboarding), can drink like a champ, good sense of humour/sarcasm, same sense of style..


Does she like the same food you do?

Does she like the same food you do?


Almost, she's a vegetarian  :-\\

My boyfriend Lee is my ideal guy. He has the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen! But it's not just that. It's sooo much more!

My boyfriend Lee is my ideal guy. He has the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen! But it's not just that. It's sooo much more!


That's so sweet.  :)