1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbour, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbours while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters.

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbour. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

13. Say. "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

15. Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbour and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"

20. When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out."

that was hilarious! thanks for the laugh! ;) ;D

I thought 18 was funny.. I dunno, I just have a thing for "peek-a-boo's!"....


Though... how would you get a cantaloupe? I mean, you could carry one in, but you might get arrested for looking suspicious.

1. change clothes from the work uniform into something appropriate for dinner.

2. have a quick rest and a sit down because your job requires you to stand up all day with no chair available...stupid but true!

3. Reverse the clothes you thought you put on the right way in the dark/when you were half-asleep.

4. eat a treat without anyone telling you, THAT is not on your diet".

5. hide from someone/something...but only temporarily.


*** much more space in here to change into my superhero outfit.....












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1. change clothes from the work uniform into something appropriate for dinner.

2. have a quick rest and a sit down because your job requires you to stand up all day with no chair available...stupid but true!

3. Reverse the clothes you thought you put on the right way in the dark/when you were half-asleep.

4. eat a treat without anyone telling you, THAT is not on your diet".

5. hide from someone/something...but only temporarily.


*** much more space in here to change into my superhero outfit.....












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Huh?

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbour, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbours while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters.

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbour. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

13. Say. "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

15. Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbour and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"

20. When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out."

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/14/pottytrain4.gif    :o  :o  wow babieblugurl. no pun intended but i think I'll sit this one out.  8)  

1. change clothes from the work uniform into something appropriate for dinner.

2. have a quick rest and a sit down because your job requires you to stand up all day with no chair available...stupid but true!

3. Reverse the clothes you thought you put on the right way in the dark/when you were half-asleep.

4. eat a treat without anyone telling you, THAT is not on your diet".

5. hide from someone/something...but only temporarily.


Pardon me for not understanding...but these are all things I seem to do in the restroom.  I didn't think they were that confusing.












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:o  whoa

These are all things I do in a restroom.  I don't think they were confusing.


I understood.  :)

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbours while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbour. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

13. Say. "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbour and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

20. When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out."


Thos are the funniest ones to me ;D

actually when i said whoa, i didn't notice you'd made up your own list and i thought they were the ones babieblugurl had listed. the ones you listed are normal and not gross. I was thinking of that previous entire group. I understand now michelle.

believe it or not the only thing not done in the bathroom stall is actually Going to the Bathroom!!!... ::)

i used to have to smoke in the bathroom at work.

6 and 10 are the funniest ones.

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.



;D ;D

I like the cantaloupe one. When I was about ten I mastered the art of making realistic, er, body noises with my hands. I would groan excruciatingly while making the sounds--once got a "hey buddy, you okay in there?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."



i really dont get this one though...??... :-\\

i really dont get this one though...??... :-\\
hmm, you mean you've been putting your lips on it all this time, then? uh oh.

hmm, you mean you've been putting your lips on it all this time, then? uh oh.


ooooohhhhhh .....i should have read this thread first... :-\\

hmm, you mean you've been putting your lips on it all this time, then? uh oh.


??? hummm lemme think...umm no i was wonderin...wtf would u say that 4 in the bathroom...i dont get how it pertains to it?...at least say...."hold still i cant get my lips around it"...lol

??? hummm lemme think...umm no i was wonderin...wtf would u say that 4 in the bathroom...i dont get how it pertains to it?...at least say...."hold still i cant get my lips around it"...lol
oH wOw. did it just get a little warmer in here?

actually, though, I don't quite get it either, the putting the lips on it thing.

referring to number 10...guys its NOT cool to pee on ur girlfriend in the shower!!!jus for future references

referring to number 11...guys its NOT cool to pee on ur girlfriend in the shower!!!
yeah, i sure learned THAT lesson the hard way, i tell ya.

:o  whoa


Wish I knew what you were 'whoaing' at - the quote is blank  :D

Wish I knew what you were 'whoaing' at - the quote is blank   :D
http://www.junknugget.com/forum/images/smiles/whoa.jpg

http://www.junknugget.com/forum/images/smiles/whoa.jpg


Oooooh whoa  baby!!! 

referring to number 10...guys its NOT cool to pee on ur girlfriend in the shower!!!jus for future references
when i quoted this the number went up. weeeeiiiiird. :o

referring to number 10...guys its NOT cool to pee on ur girlfriend in the shower!!!jus for future references


Of course it's cool.One day I may want to do it on Robin and see how she feels. ;D

Of course it's cool.One day I may want to do it on Robin and see how she feels. ;D
who you kidding? you didn't even do the lick-and-spit thing like i told ya. you could be sitting high in the saddle even as we speak, but noooooooooooooooooo.

LOL........

who you kidding? you didn't even do the lick-and-spit thing like i told ya. you could be sitting high in the saddle even as we speak, but noooooooooooooooooo.



I didn't even come close to the lick and spit thing that evening.Maybe this Sunday,I will.

Things to do in the bathroom stall..


Err have a oui oui?




All this business about bombing a cantelope melon in the toilet seems a bit wasteful to me  ;D

All this business about bombing a cantelope melon in the toilet seems a bit wasteful to me  ;D


im sure...u can get the same effect simply with an orange,,,and less back splash...unless of course you are going for the 'big show' then i advise goulashes

Letting the old snake out of the hole... :D

oui oui!? is that french?

you can tinkle-tink sitting down, even when youre a guy. but i wouldn't recommend it.

oui oui!? is that french?

you can tinkle-tink sitting down, even when youre a guy. but i wouldn't recommend it.


Why not? I hear the 'sit down' method has become quite popular, actually, part of the whole gender equality thing.

im sure...u can get the same effect simply with an orange,,,and less back splash...unless of course you are going for the 'big show' then i advise goulashes


;D ;D  ;D

or how about 12 pounds of cherry tomatoes dropped in individually at regular intervals?



Why not? I hear the 'sit down' method has become quite popular, actually, part of the whole gender equality thing.


Noooo don't sit on the seat whatever you do!!   :P :P

http://www.junknugget.com/forum/images/smiles/whoa.jpg

actually never mind throwing fruit and vegetables down the bog - I'd rather give this guy a good seeing too in there    ;D ;D

http://www.junknugget.com/forum/images/smiles/whoa.jpg

actually never mind throwing fruit and vegetables down the bog - I'd rather give this guy a good seeing too in there    ;D ;D
well, whatever you do, don't put your lips on...

oh. never mind.

when i quoted this the number went up. weeeeiiiiird. :o


yeah i kinda had to do a re-check..wrong ## oops :P

Ummm ... poo?  ;D

Ummm ... poo?  ;D



Poo Poo?

Poo Poo?


From the butt  ;D

From the butt  ;D


Where else would that happen?

Where else would that happen?


From the mouth?  ;D

From the mouth?  ;D



That's diarrhea. ;D