Ok...last night, er, this morning around 3 am, Beth and I were somewhat slap happy and we were looking crazy things up on Ebay...and lo and behold we stumble upon the craziest thing.


Apparantly there are people out there (grown ups) who get off by wearing adult sized diapers....Beth and I were laughing so hard we nearly fell off our seats.  Here...check it out (I don't know how long the link will be there...but give it a whirl)...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ADULT-BABY-SISSY-PADDED-DUCKY-DIAPER-PANTIES-DRESS-UP_W0QQitemZ9317360377QQcategoryZ63854QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem


pay special attention to the write up about this particular item...it's flippin' hilarious!! ;D :D



So, that is a very strange fetish....do you guys know any others that have you raising an eyebrow over? (btw, keep it somewhat clean you all ;))

Balloon fetishes. People who like masturbating with balloons and trying to pop them at the same time as their orgasm.

Balloon fetishes. People who like masturbating with balloons and trying to pop them at the same time as their orgasm.



whoa...that is....very....odd. :o :D

I think my grandpa wears those diapers...

I think my grandpa wears those diapers...




right...but he doesn't erm, get off by wearing them?! ;) :D ;D

right...but he doesn't erm, get off by wearing them?! ;) :D ;D



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no

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no



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no


Well, at least I hope not... :o

Thanks for making me think about it!!

The film director Alfred Hitchcock was a foot-fetiish and what he did with them I do not know.

Well, at least I hope not... :o

Thanks for making me think about it!!



um....sorry about that, Doms. :-[

right...but he doesn't erm, get off by wearing them?! ;) :D ;D


Apparently in London (and other cities I guess) there are hookers who will provide this service of dressing (usually men  ::) ) in diapers and baby clothes - now please note I only know this cos' I saw a documentary about it.   ;D  some weird people and how they get their kicks eh!!

I have been told that there is a women clothing shop near one of London's main railway station that partically only on a Friday, for all the cross-dresser travel down from the north and spent the weekend on the town.

http://www.deviantdesires.com/map/mappics/map81002.gif

I have been told that there is a women clothing shop near one of London's main railway station that partically only on a Friday, for all the cross-dresser travel down from the north and spent the weekend on the town.


LMAO dunno why, there are 2 'he to she' shops in Newcastle!   ;D

http://deviantdesires.com

I'm such a bore when I look at what these people get up to.  :D :D

did you guys ever hear of "furries?" These are people who like to dress up in those full sized animal (furry) costumes. They even have conventions where they all meet and dress in their costumes...and people get off on stuff like this. I watched a documentary about it years ago.

I have HEARD (yes, only HEARD) about people who like "warm fuzzies"-they stick a live gerbil/hamster up their  :-X.  Sick! Sick people out there.




Cat

Is shoving a ferret down your trousers a fetish?

Is shoving a ferret down your trousers a fetish?


Hope not, otherwise I'd be weird

I have heard of clown fetishes.  ::)

Hope not, otherwise I'd be weird



... *Awkward Silence*



I have heard of clown fetishes.  ::)



That's just sick.

did you guys ever hear of "furries?" These are people who like to dress up in those full sized animal (furry) costumes. They even have conventions where they all meet and dress in their costumes...and people get off on stuff like this. I watched a documentary about it years ago.


I thought I had heard it all...but this is a new one.  We are one s-t-r-a-n-g-e species.  :D

There are people who get turned on by watching women eat cake and steak and gaining weight slowly. See http://deviantdesires.com. And people who like to be ridden like horses or pull carts like horses.

did you guys ever hear of "furries?" These are people who like to dress up in those full sized animal (furry) costumes. They even have conventions where they all meet and dress in their costumes...and people get off on stuff like this. I watched a documentary about it years ago.


They did an episode of CSI about that, and there was also a scene in the movie 'The Avengers' with people dressed up in animal costumes.  Very weird stuff


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I watched a documentary on the life channel once about people and strange fetishes.  There are some guys out there who like women with hairy armpits, and ther are also guys who like women with hair on their legs, stomach, back  :o

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I have a big boob fetish. ;D ;)

I have a big boob fetish. ;D ;)


You're a wild one, Howard  ;) ;D

I have a big boob fetish. ;D ;)


Most straight men do I think     ::) ;D ::)

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That's just sick.


I agree...

I have a big boob fetish. ;D ;)


you HAVE a big boob fetish, or you ARE a big boob? ;D ;)

there was a, er, i think it was CSI?, about adult diaper fetishes. there was also a vanity fair article on furries. i've been to a furry convention, because my hero, trace beaulieu, made an appearance at one. they were actually very nice people, they deny there's anything sexual about it -- or that there sorta is, with some people, but it gets all overblown. they were pretty goofy, though, i have to be honest. but there was an interesting aspect to it, all about getting in touch with your animal familiar. this one dude had this long complicated theory about totemism and native americans and stuff.

they are also a lof of them big philip pullman fans, i'd imagine, with his whole daemon thing.

there was also a clown fetish special on, um, some HBO late night thing i saw with my girlfriend one time. i'm not down on it, but it seems a bit silly. if i'm with somebody nice looking, last thing i'd wanna do is dress her up like a clown. but then again, maybe that's the point? if you and your partner are funky lookin' you might wanna dress up like clowns. nobody looks that great as a clown, but nobody looks that BAD either, when you think about it.

anyway, back to fetishes -- i can grok foot fetishism. feet are sexy. ditto nasophilia. the nastiest one, besides the obvious pedophilia, necrophilia, scatophilia, is emetophilia -- sexual arousal from vomiting. doing it, making other people do it, just watching people do it. some wires got really crossed in your upbringing if you've managed to catch THAT one.

Most straight men do I think     ::) ;D ::)


Yes we do, including me. ;)

there was a, er, i think it was CSI?, about adult diaper fetishes. there was also a vanity fair article on furries. i've been to a furry convention, because my hero, trace beaulieu, made an appearance at one. they were actually very nice people, they deny there's anything sexual about it -- or that there sorta is, with some people, but it gets all overblown. they were pretty goofy, though, i have to be honest. but there was an interesting aspect to it, all about getting in touch with your animal familiar. this one dude had this long complicated theory about totemism and native americans and stuff.

they are also a lof of them big philip pullman fans, i'd imagine, with his whole daemon thing.

there was also a clown fetish special on, um, some HBO late night thing i saw with my girlfriend one time. i'm not down on it, but it seems a bit silly. if i'm with somebody nice looking, last thing i'd wanna do is dress her up like a clown. but then again, maybe that's the point? if you and your partner are funky lookin' you might wanna dress up like clowns. nobody looks that great as a clown, but nobody looks that BAD either, when you think about it.

anyway, back to fetishes -- i can grok foot fetishism. feet are sexy. ditto nasophilia. the nastiest one, besides the obvious pedophilia, necrophilia, scatophilia, is emetophilia -- sexual arousal from vomiting. doing it, making other people do it, just watching people do it. some wires got really crossed in your upbringing if you've managed to catch THAT one.


Eww... a vomit fetish.... :P

Eww... a vomit fetish.... :P
gross, huh?

don't look at me when i'm pukin'!

gross, huh?

don't look at me when i'm pukin'!


If i really need to, and you wanna watch, that's fine.

gross, huh?

don't look at me when i'm pukin'!


I need to find the film I made that I was telling you about the other day, you'll totally get off to it.

gross, huh?

don't look at me when i'm pukin'!


I won't, you have nothing to worry about there, I hate vomit.

I won't, you have nothing to worry about there, I hate vomit.
from the wikipedia entry about emetophilia: "Many emetophiles, ironically, continue to fear vomiting themselves despite the amount of time they spend fantasizing about other people vomiting."

hmm, well, kinda wanting to have your cake and eat it too, eh? that hardly seems fair.

i have a feeling it's related to sadism somehow.

from the wikipedia entry about emetophilia: "Many emetophiles, ironically, continue to fear vomiting themselves despite the amount of time they spend fantasizing about other people vomiting."

hmm, well, kinda wanting to have your cake and eat it too, eh? that hardly seems fair.

i have a feeling it's related to sadism somehow.


I can be very sadistic, but only in my view of all the evil people in the world. Example: if a murderer gets killed, I feel it's just desserts. But I don't have a vomit fetish, don't like to see other people vomit.

from the wikipedia entry about emetophilia: "Many emetophiles, ironically, continue to fear vomiting themselves despite the amount of time they spend fantasizing about other people vomiting."

hmm, well, kinda wanting to have your cake and eat it too, eh? that hardly seems fair.

i have a feeling it's related to sadism somehow.


well, have your cake, eat it, puke it up.

must be...unless it's like that idea that serial killer cannibals have (didn't you and i just have this conversation?) that they want a piece of you inside them..a personal connection. maybe the emetophile feels a close personal connection when what's inside you is all over them

well, have your cake, eat it, puke it up.

must be...unless it's like that idea that serial killer cannibals have (didn't you and i just have this conversation?) that they want a piece of you inside them..a personal connection. maybe the emetophile feels a close personal connection when what's inside you is all over them
apparently it's not about puking ON the emetophile. they just wanna see it/induce it/whatever. weird.

although i've been reading emetophile stories from this link from the wikipedia entry and they've convinced me. im an emetophile now.

well, okay, i kid. but i have to admit, i do sorta like it when denise richards horks in "starship troopers." "they're hurling their spore into space!" that scene is so intense.

apparently it's not about puking ON the emetophile. they just wanna see it/induce it/whatever. weird.

although i've been reading emetophile stories from this link from the wikipedia entry and they've convinced me. im an emetophile now.



I KNEW that was going to happen!
You read the nose thing and you got on the bandwagon...(correct me if i'm wrong)


so wanna get together and do tequila shots then get on the ferris wheel?  that oughta do it. *barf*

I KNEW that was going to happen!
You read the nose thing and you got on the bandwagon...(correct me if i'm wrong)


so wanna get together and do tequila shots then get on the ferris wheel?  that oughta do it. *barf*
i like fetishes! i collect them.

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I love curvy and hirsuite women. ;D

oo! here's a good one.

"Exophilia is an attraction, generally sexual in nature, to new, strange, or otherworldly things, such as extraterrestrial lifeforms, supernatural beings, robots, and other non-human things. Exophilia may be regarded as the sexual form of neophilia, which is the more generalized attraction to new and unknown things."

i'm hot for greys!

oh, and howard? you know "hirsute" means hairy, yes?

oo! here's a good one.

"Exophilia is an attraction, generally sexual in nature, to new, strange, or otherworldly things, such as extraterrestrial lifeforms, supernatural beings, robots, and other non-human things. Exophilia may be regarded as the sexual form of neophilia, which is the more generalized attraction to new and unknown things."

i'm hot for greys!

oh, and howard? you know "hirsute" means hairy, yes?




Yes Tia I know what hirsuite means. ::)

oo! here's a good one.

"Exophilia is an attraction, generally sexual in nature, to new, strange, or otherworldly things, such as extraterrestrial lifeforms, supernatural beings, robots, and other non-human things. Exophilia may be regarded as the sexual form of neophilia, which is the more generalized attraction to new and unknown things."


Never heard of that one before.

Yes Tia I know what hirsuite means. ::)
hmm, can't say i'm into hairy wimminz. but feet, noses, hork, aliens, lawnmowers? sign me up.

hmm, can't say i'm into hairy wimminz. but feet, noses, hork, aliens, lawnmowers? sign me up.




I like them hirsuite down there and you figure that one out by yourself. ;)

Is there a fetish for people that like to listen to the messages in songs played backwards?

Is there a fetish for people that like to listen to the messages in songs played backwards?



I don't believe there is one to be exact.

I don't believe there is one to be exact.


I love asking stuff like that. ;D

I also enjoy a nice woman's big ass. ;)

Is there a fetish for people that like to listen to the messages in songs played backwards?


Aw, man, yeah, that turns me on!

Aw, man, yeah, that turns me on!


Here you go:

http://jeffmilner.com/backmasking.htm

The "Stairway to heaven" one is very creepy. :o

Here you go:

http://jeffmilner.com/backmasking.htm

The "Stairway to heaven" one is very creepy. :o



Heh.. I know all of the backwards messages in popular music!

Heh.. I know all of the backwards messages in popular music!


Okay, I'll test you with 3 questions for fun.

1. What does the "A denial" lyric sound like backwards?*
2. What's is the backwards message in "Hit me baby one more time"?
3. In what song does Weird Al taunt you for playing backwards?

*From "Smells like teen spirit"

Okay, I'll test you with 3 questions for fun.

1. What does the "A denial" lyric sound like backwards?*
2. What's is the backwards message in "Hit me baby one more time"?
3. In what song does Weird Al taunt you for playing backwards?

*From "Smells like teen spirit"


Way to trust me...  ::)

1. "I had enough"? SUICIDE WARNING!?
2. Sleep with me, I'm not too young
3 I remember Larry

I also enjoy a nice woman's big ass. ;)


You ever hear a song called Backdoor Man by The Doors? ;D

I also enjoy a nice woman's big ass. ;)


How about Fat Bottomed Girls - QUEEN

Or 'Shake that Booty thang'

big bottoms, big bottoms, you want mudflaps, my girl's got em.

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I've heard of The Doors but never heard that specific song.


An awesome song, awesomely covered by an awesome singer fronting an awesome band!

Well I did read a letter in a problem page that was funny and gross, I read it out to my fiance and he couldn't decide whether to yak or laugh !
Basically this girl wrote in to complain that her brother had a shoe fetish and she had discovered he was using her shoes to umm, fulfil his fetish and not cleaning them afterwards,her question was should she confront him or should she tell her mum? 

Well I did read a letter in a problem page that was funny and gross, I read it out to my fiance and he couldn't decide whether to yak or laugh !
Basically this girl wrote in to complain that her brother had a shoe fetish and she had discovered he was using her shoes to umm, fulfil his fetish and not cleaning them afterwards,her question was should she confront him or should she tell her mum? 


She should confront him personally by smacking him very hard over the head with said shoes. 

Well I did read a letter in a problem page that was funny and gross, I read it out to my fiance and he couldn't decide whether to yak or laugh !
Basically this girl wrote in to complain that her brother had a shoe fetish and she had discovered he was using her shoes to umm, fulfil his fetish and not cleaning them afterwards,her question was should she confront him or should she tell her mum? 
*SQUISH*

Well I did read a letter in a problem page that was funny and gross, I read it out to my fiance and he couldn't decide whether to yak or laugh !
Basically this girl wrote in to complain that her brother had a shoe fetish and she had discovered he was using her shoes to umm, fulfil his fetish and not cleaning them afterwards,her question was should she confront him or should she tell her mum? 


Run and tell mom.  Parents have been ruining people's sexual lives for years...it's part of what they do.
Or, make him wear them.

Run and tell mom.  Parents have been ruining people's sexual lives for years...it's part of what they do.
Or, make him wear them.


Yeah, make him wear 'em...BEFORE cleaning them. Then he'll learn, if he wants to fulfill his strange fetish, he can buy HIS OWN shoes to do it.

Run and tell mom.  Parents have people's sexual lives for years...it's part of what they do.
Or, make him wear them.


Making him wear them might only encourage him  :o

As I said. 

here's a good one -- a pedal-pumping fetish.

http://pedalpumping.org/

don't worry, it appears to be completely G-rated. but, um... weird.

stop! you're going to flood the engine!

Way to trust me...  ::)

1. "I had enough"? SUICIDE WARNING!?
2. Sleep with me, I'm not too young
3 I remember Larry


1. Wrong! It's "I hate you". Here's the proof:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2Xu2gyoqMk
2. Correct
3. Correct

I also like Robin's toes to nibble on sometimes so I suck on them when we make out. :P

I also like Robin's toes to nibble on sometimes so I suck on them when we make out. :P


OK STOP right there Howie!!  ;D

OK STOP right there Howie!!   ;D



Did I say anything offensive?  ;D

I also like Robin's toes to nibble on sometimes so I suck on them when we make out. :P
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zap*

I also like Robin's toes to nibble on sometimes so I suck on them when we make out. :P


Foot fetish there, Howie?

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Ugh, Feet are disgusting. :P


Men's feet are.  When it comes to ladies' though I've gotta disagree with ya. :P

Ugh, Feet are disgusting. :P



I agree!! YUCKO! :P

Ugh, Feet are disgusting. :P


'Specially mine.

'Specially mine.


Well guys feet are..

But women's, well that is why they make stilettos, toe rings, toenail polish etc. hehe

whachall talkin' bout? men's feet and women's feet are virtually the same, yo. men's are a little bigger, but they cut out the same cloth.

whatever. y'all need some doctor ruth, get y'all all accepting 'bout the human body. you really can't make love without it, ya know.

For every fetish you can imagine (or pseudorandomly generate by asking the manatees), there exists at least one website.  Proof is left as an exercise for the Intarweb, and the Goons at (humor site, not pr0n site) SomethingAwful are doing their part.

http://www.somethingawful.com/

The site's safe for work... depending on where you work.  I can recommend "Photoshop Friday" (should be safe for almost every workplace), and (marginally less-safe, depending on the link), the "Awful Link of the Day", and (umm, very much less-safe) the "Horrors of Porn", and... well, all three categories of reviews, but you should be able to figure out which of the three is unsafe for work.

Just go through everything that SomethingAwful has to offer.  You'll eventually find some stuff that makes you want to wash your brain out with bleach.

But the weirdest fetishes are the ones that don't make you want to wash your brain out with bleach. 

The weirdest fetishes are the ones that make you just sit there in your chair at work, dumbfounded, and when a co-worker comes to poke the *visible and physically manifest over your head* "WTF" thought bubble... they fail, only to sprout their own "Dubya Tee Eff" thought bubble. 

One of SA's "Awful Link of the Day" links from a few weeks back managed to provoke three such bubbles in the space of about 15 minutes at my workplace. 

Apparently, there's a splinter of a fragment of a twisted deviation on... umm... wow.  My *own* brain won't even tell me whether it's folks who enjoy the idea of getting their cars stuck in mud, and having someone push their car out, or if the fetishists in question want to be pushing the car out.  Apparently, mud is involved.

Let's just say that all three of us have now done our own routine maintenance, and we've added some kitty litter and ramps to our store of spares in the trunks of our cars.  Because we're not calling roadside assistance except as the lastest of the last resorts. 

Oh, sure, we're talking a one in a ten-million shot, but we'd never be able to accept roadside assistance without *wondering*.

And that's when you know you've read about something weird.

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diastema fetish -- sexual attraction to gappy teeth.

i don't mean to brag but i'm fetishing circles around yall.

there's also a coughing fetish. coughing fetishists tend to prefer wet coughs, the kind you get from chest colds.

there's a lot of crossover between coughing fetishists and sneezing fetishists.

diastema fetish -- sexual attraction to gappy teeth.

i don't mean to brag but i'm fetishing circles around yall.


I'm not so sure it's something to brag about.

What's the word for "illustration fetish"?(If any)

Here are some more from wikipedia:

Glasses fetishism is the name used to describe a fetishistic attraction to people wearing prescription glasses or sunglasses, or in certain cases, to the act of wearing glasses or the glasses themselves.

Smoking fetishism (capnolagnia) is a sexual fetish (paraphilia), consisting of the fetishisation of the smoking of tobacco, including cigarettes, cigars, pipes or even ash trays. It is thought that most smoking fetishists are heterosexual men, though there are small groups of homosexual and bisexual women who have expressed similar interests in the fetish.

Harpaxophilia is a type of sexual fetishism in which the subject is aroused from being the victim of a robbery or burglary. The word comes from the Greek word for robber (ἅρπαξ, harpax), and -philia, love. Harpaxophilia is also called chrematistophilia (from the Greek chremistes, a moneydealer), which can also include sexual arousal by having to pay for sex.

Milk fetishism is a paraphilia in which pleasure is experienced from lactation, breastfeeding, and suckling. Many people feel it is one of the few "female centred" fetishes, though some resist the term fetish, thinking the word has negative connotations.

Ochlophilia is the paraphilia involving sexual attraction to large crowds and gatherings of people.

Macrophilia is the sexual attraction to larger people. Macrophilia has two main forms: the shrinking of self and the enlargement of others. Some people in online macrophilia communities may be opposed to either form based on their own personal preference, but both are technically forms of macrophilia.

Freckle fetishism is a paraphilia in which an individual is fixated on freckles, the phenomenon of small brownish spots, caused by the pigment melanin, which naturally occur on human skin.

Robot fetishism is the name popularly used to describe a fetishistic attraction to humanoid or non-humanoid robots or people dressed in robot costumes. A related fetish is statuephilia or agalmatophilia, which involves attraction to mannequins or statues. A common fantasy related to these fetishes involves transformation into a robot, mannequin, doll or statue.

Nose fetishism (nose fetish, nasophilia, pinnochio fetish, pinnochia) is a paraphilia in which an individual is sexually aroused by the sight, touch, or often the erotic sucking of human (especially female) noses. Less common, but of interest, are those who are aroused by having their nose stroked, felt and suckled. The arousal may be caused by the shape or the size of the nose. Some are even aroused by the picking of noses.