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Subject: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: Tam on 04/19/06 at 4:46 pm
So I searched and couldn't find an old thread that already did this.
I got this a bulletin on myspace today and thought it was kinda cool.
http://www.biovox.com/generators/find_hitman.asp
Mine is:
Rudy Rude Ruby
People Iced: Forty Two
Car Bombs Planted: Five
Favorite Weapon: A Candlestick
Arms Broken: Two
Eyes Gouged: Eighteen
Tongues Cut Off: Thirteen
Biggest Enemy: The Nail Ripper
The xhtml that it gives you unfortunately doesn't work here so you will just have to copy and paste.
Have fun!
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 04/19/06 at 4:49 pm
You've been assigned the name of:
Fire Crotch
People Iced: Twenty Nine
Car Bombs Planted: Twenty Nine
Favorite Weapon: Sack full of doorknobs
Arms Broken: Five
Eyes Gouged: Five
Tongues Cut Off: Seven
Biggest Enemy: El Loco Moto
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: La Roche on 04/19/06 at 4:52 pm
Knuckle Bruiser
People Iced: Forty Three
Car Bombs Planted: Forty Three
Favorite Weapon: Bowling Balls
Arms Broken: Twenty One
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Three
Tongues Cut Off: None.
Biggest Enemy: The Canadian Strangler
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: jackas on 04/19/06 at 4:52 pm
Da' Loot Bags
People Iced: One
Car Bombs Planted: One
Favorite Weapon: Stilletto
Arms Broken: Seventeen
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Two
Tongues Cut Off: Five
Biggest Enemy: Ice Pick Andy
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/19/06 at 4:53 pm
The Black Angel
People Iced: Twenty Two
Car Bombs Planted: None. Pathetic.
Favorite Weapon Stilletto
Arms Broken: Twenty One
Eyes Gouged: Twenty One
Tongues Cut Off: Nine
Biggest Enemy: Joey Big-Lips
You gotta watch out for my stillettos. ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 04/19/06 at 5:11 pm
Johnny Tight Lips
People Iced: Thirty Five
Car Bombs Planted: Thirty Five
Favorite Weapon: A Candlestick
Arms Broken: Thirty Two
Eyes Gouged: Nineteen
Tongues Cut Off: None. Pathetic.
Biggest Enemy: The Knuckle Scrapper
This is MAD ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/19/06 at 5:33 pm
Fat Tony
People Iced: Twenty
Car Bombs Planted: Twenty
Favorite Weapon: Sack full of doorknobs
Arms Broken: Twenty Eight
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Nine
Tongues Cut Off: One
Biggest Enemy: Disgruntled Donny
I am fat....
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/19/06 at 5:57 pm
....
Prickly Pear
People Iced: Forty Two
Car Bombs Planted: Forty Two
Favorite Weapon: Stilletto
Arms Broken: Six
Eyes Gouged: Fourteen
Tongues Cut Off: Eight
Biggest Enemy: Johnny Tight Lips
Prickly Pear... .. how intimidating.
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: jackas on 04/19/06 at 6:30 pm
Da' Loot Bags
People Iced: One
Car Bombs Planted: One
Favorite Weapon: Stilletto
Arms Broken: Seventeen
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Two
Tongues Cut Off: Five
Biggest Enemy: Ice Pick Andy
Damn, I look like a pussy compared to everyone else! ;D I better go ice a couple fools.
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: Tanya1976 on 04/19/06 at 6:31 pm
Joey Big-Lips
People Iced: Nine
Car Bombs Planted: Sixteen
Favorite Weapon Stilletto
Arms Broken: Fifteen
Eyes Gouged: Nineteen
Tongues Cut Off: Seven
Biggest Enemy: Garbage Pete
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: Buckinghammm on 04/19/06 at 6:37 pm
....
Prickly Pear
People Iced: Forty Two
Car Bombs Planted: Forty Two
Favorite Weapon: Stilletto
Arms Broken: Six
Eyes Gouged: Fourteen
Tongues Cut Off: Eight
Biggest Enemy: Johnny Tight Lips
Prickly Pear... .. how intimidating.
...
...
Ruphas the Terrible
People Iced: None. Pathetic.
Car Bombs Planted: None. Pathetic.
Favorite Weapon: Switch-Blade
Arms Broken: Nineteen
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Five
Tongues Cut Off: Six
Biggest Enemy: Knuckle Skinner
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: whistledog on 04/19/06 at 7:46 pm
The Knuckle Scrapper
People Iced: Thirty Seven
Car Bombs Planted: Thirty Seven
Favorite Weapon: Shank
Arms Broken: Thirty One
Eyes Gouged: Five
Tongues Cut Off: Ten
Biggest Enemy: The Canadian Strangler
I think I wanna be my own enemy. The Canadian Strangler sounds more like me :D
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/19/06 at 8:02 pm
Twitch
People Iced: Forty Four
Car Bombs Planted: Forty Four
Favorite Weapon: A Candlestick (Beth, I got yer weapon of choice) ;D
Arms Broken: One
Eyes Gouged: Three
Tongues Cut Off: Eleven
Biggest Enemy: The Knee Bender
Damn, I'm a cold blooded killer and I'm feeling strangely good about it
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: velvetoneo on 04/19/06 at 8:43 pm
Disgruntled Donny
People Iced: Ten
Car Bombs Planted: Thirteen
Favorite Weapon Rusty Chain
Arms Broken: Three
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Eight
Tongues Cut Off: Eleven
Biggest Enemy: Ruprick
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/19/06 at 8:57 pm
Disgruntled Donny
People Iced: Ten
Car Bombs Planted: Thirteen
Favorite Weapon Rusty Chain
Arms Broken: Three
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Eight
Tongues Cut Off: Eleven
Biggest Enemy: Ruprick
You're my worst enemy!
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/19/06 at 9:32 pm
The Nail Ripper OH HECK YA!!!! ;D
People Iced: Thirty Eight
Car Bombs Planted: Thirty Eight
Favorite Weapon: Bowling Balls
Arms Broken: Twenty One
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Three
Tongues Cut Off: None. Pathetic.
Biggest Enemy: The Ice Tray
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: jackas on 04/19/06 at 9:36 pm
The Nail Ripper OH HECK YA!!!! ;D
People Iced: Thirty Eight
Car Bombs Planted: Thirty Eight
Favorite Weapon: Bowling Balls
Arms Broken: Twenty One
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Three
Tongues Cut Off: None. Pathetic.
Biggest Enemy: The Ice Tray
I've got to know what you do with those bowling balls. ;D
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/19/06 at 9:44 pm
I've got to know what you do with those bowling balls. ;D
throw em' down on their sorry arses....and then rip out their fingernails...one by one!!! muahahahahaa!! :D ;D
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: whistledog on 04/19/06 at 10:34 pm
throw em' down on their sorry arses....and then rip out their fingernails...one by one!!! muahahahahaa!! :D ;D
You "Strike" your victims one by one, then you "Lob" them into the air, until they break into "Spare" parts ;D
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/19/06 at 10:36 pm
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Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: CeeKay on 04/19/06 at 10:48 pm
I love this. I never get to be evil. Now, I'm The Toe Slicer!
The Toe Slicer
People Iced: Fourteen
Car Bombs Planted: Seven
Favorite Weapon Sack full of doorknobs
Arms Broken: Three
Eyes Gouged: Twenty
Tongues Cut Off: Five
Biggest Enemy: The Knuckle Scrapper
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: La Roche on 04/19/06 at 11:11 pm
I've got to know what you do with those bowling balls. ;D
I hope your cell mate thinks he's God
But CNN refers to him as bowling ball bag bob
Serving time again, for abuse of a corpse
Only this time the victims a clydsedale horse
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 04/19/06 at 11:13 pm
You've been assigned the name of:
Garbage Pete
People Iced: Twenty
Car Bombs Planted: Twenty
Favorite Weapon: A Candlestick
Arms Broken: None. Pathetic.
Eyes Gouged: Three
Tongues Cut Off: None. Pathetic.
Biggest Enemy: Knuckle Bruiser
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: KKay on 04/20/06 at 9:26 am
Ohhh LOVING THIS!!!
THis is great....
Johnny Tight Lips
People Iced: Thirty Two
Car Bombs Planted: Thirty Two
Favorite Weapon: Bottle Rockets !!!!!!!! Genius!!!!!!
Arms Broken: Twenty One
Eyes Gouged: Seven
Tongues Cut Off: One
Biggest Enemy: Angel Dust
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: KKay on 04/20/06 at 9:28 am
Angel Dust
I really don't want to be your enemy...but as you can see by my name, i can't talk about it.
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 04/20/06 at 9:35 am
Ohhh LOVING THIS!!!
THis is great....
Johnny Tight Lips
People Iced: Thirty Two
Car Bombs Planted: Thirty Two
Favorite Weapon: Bottle Rockets !!!!!!!! Genius!!!!!!
Arms Broken: Twenty One
Eyes Gouged: Seven
Tongues Cut Off: One
Biggest Enemy: Angel Dust
Huh there's 2 Johnny Tightlips around here (said in a gangsta fashion)
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: KKay on 04/20/06 at 9:42 am
Huh there's 2 Johnny Tightlips around here (said in a gangsta fashion)
Sure...each town has one. We have representation in many cities. Take down the enemies, build the empire.
Ix-nay on the lan-pay *wink wink*
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/20/06 at 9:45 am
The Bull
People Iced: Ten
Car Bombs Planted: Ten
Favorite Weapon: Switch-Blade
Arms Broken: Ten
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Five
Tongues Cut Off: Six
Biggest Enemy: The Smuggler
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: KKay on 04/20/06 at 9:49 am
I love this. I never get to be evil. Now, I'm The Toe Slicer!
The Toe Slicer
People Iced: Fourteen
Car Bombs Planted: Seven
Favorite Weapon Sack full of doorknobs
THAT is a cool weapon.
wow...
little jealous.
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: Tanya1976 on 04/20/06 at 11:53 am
Sure...each town has one. We have representation in many cities. Take down the enemies, build the empire.
Ix-nay on the lan-pay *wink wink*
Sure, sure, but I'm the original!! lol
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/20/06 at 12:14 pm
I'm nobody's worst enemy . :)
Everybody loves Fat Tony!
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/20/06 at 3:08 pm
I love this. I never get to be evil. Now, I'm The Toe Slicer!
The Toe Slicer
Favorite Weapon Sack full of doorknobs
that's an awesome weapon. That is so clever and diabolical
Angel Dust
Biggest Enemy: Twitch Wait ??? You're my biggest enemy, but I'm not yours? Odd :D
It's not personal Angel Dust, it's just business 8)
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: Ripp on 04/20/06 at 3:26 pm
Butch Rabbit
People Iced: Twenty Five
Car Bombs Planted: Twenty Five
Favorite Weapon: Stilletto
Arms Broken: Twenty Five
Eyes Gouged: Three
Tongues Cut Off: Nine
Biggest Enemy: Johnny Tight Lips
What The Hell?!
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/20/06 at 3:28 pm
You've been assigned the name of:
Joey Diamonds
People Iced: Six
Car Bombs Planted: Six
Favorite Weapon: Curdled Milk
Arms Broken: Twelve
Eyes Gouged: Seventeen
Tongues Cut Off: Six
Biggest Enemy: Backseat Borris
Now what happens?
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: loki 13 on 04/20/06 at 4:04 pm
Cross-Eyed Chris:
People Iced: 40
Car Bombs Planted: 40
Favorite Weapon: Bottle Rockets
Arms Broken: 26
Eyes Gouged: 1
Tongues Cut Off: 12
Biggest Enemy: Butter Fingers
Not a bad resume' for someone who's cross-eyed.
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/20/06 at 4:06 pm
You've been assigned the name of:
Joey Diamonds
People Iced: Six
Car Bombs Planted: Six
Favorite Weapon: Curdled Milk
Arms Broken: Twelve
Eyes Gouged: Seventeen
Tongues Cut Off: Six
Biggest Enemy: Backseat Borris
Now what happens?
I better watch out Backseat Borris!
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: danootaandme on 04/20/06 at 5:58 pm
Knuckle Skinner
People Iced: Twenty Six
Car Bombs Planted: Twenty Six
Favorite Weapon: Switch-Blade
Arms Broken: Six
Eyes Gouged: Twenty One
Tongues Cut Off: Four
Biggest Enemy: Jack Hammer
Birth to Earth, Womb to Tomb 8)
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: Windbreaker05 on 04/20/06 at 6:02 pm
Dry Duck
People Iced: Twenty Two
Car Bombs Planted: Twenty Two
Favorite Weapon: Rusty Chain
Arms Broken: Twenty One
Eyes Gouged: None. Pathetic.
Tongues Cut Off: Two
Biggest Enemy: Cross-Eyed Chris
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/20/06 at 6:16 pm
You've been assigned the name of:
Joey Diamonds
People Iced: Six
Car Bombs Planted: Six
Favorite Weapon: Curdled Milk ;D ;D ;D
Arms Broken: Twelve
Eyes Gouged: Seventeen
Tongues Cut Off: Six
Biggest Enemy: Backseat Borris
Now what happens?
you make your enemies drink it and they get real sick
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/20/06 at 6:51 pm
You've been assigned the name of:
Fire Crotch
People Iced: Twenty Nine
Car Bombs Planted: Twenty Nine
Favorite Weapon: Sack full of doorknobs
Arms Broken: Five
Eyes Gouged: Five
Tongues Cut Off: Seven
Biggest Enemy: El Loco Moto
I will trade you a candlestick for your sack full of doorknobs
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: Darkbreed on 04/20/06 at 8:08 pm
Joe Bannanas
People Iced: Twenty One
Car Bombs Planted: Twenty One
Favorite Weapon: Sack full of doorknobs
Arms Broken: Twenty Five
Eyes Gouged: Ten
Tongues Cut Off: Five
Biggest Enemy: Garbage Pete
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/21/06 at 2:05 am
you make your enemies drink it and they get real sick
Not by drinking it!
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 04/21/06 at 2:07 am
I will trade you a candlestick for your sack full of doorknobs
Nah man, I gets good leverage when I swing that bag at ya.
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/21/06 at 2:15 am
Nah man, I gets good leverage when I swing that bag at ya.
and that would work great, if you ever saw Bad Boys an earlier Sean Penn movie where he's a hoodlum/criminal in juvenile hall and he uses a pillow case filled with cans of coke as a weapon to defend himself against the resident bullies and beats the crap outta them.
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: CeeKay on 04/21/06 at 11:01 pm
THAT is a cool weapon.
wow...
little jealous.
Yes, a sack full or doorknobs. It's my style.
I'm tempted to make "Toe Slicer" my screen name.
Subject: Re: Get your Hitman Name here!
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/21/06 at 11:11 pm
Yes, a sack full or doorknobs. It's my style.
I'm tempted to make "Toe Slicer" my screen name.
Fat Tony is my name on MSN! :D