I am SO bored.
Yes, you can yell and say "this is the most pointless thread in existence, blah blah blah". But I don't care.

On a piece of paper, write down 3 random numbers between 1 and 10 and up to 10 numbers between 1 & 10 for the fourth bit.






A. Main subject
1. planes 2. cd players 3. music 4. alcohol 5. heaven 6. leather 7. doctor who 8. Lost 9. seaside 10. easter
B. (For after the main subject)
1. ...have you seen? 2. ...a good idea? 3. (Nothing) 4. ...so there 5. ...do you enjoy it/them? 6. ...ever seen one/it? 7. ...(please just read) 8. ...leik zomg!!!!!!!!!11!!!11!111!!!1!!!!!!!!one 9. ...forever more. 10. ...etc.
C. Before/wrapped around the subject (latter: 3. These ... are just... which would end up something like: These GRAPES are just delicious)
1. So how many... 2. Is/are... 3. Read all about... 4. I LIKE... 5. You know... 6. Lets talk about... 7. Listen to this - 8. Omgz lolzmao... 9. I think ... will go on... 10. Do you want to chat about...
D. Things to put around it
1. :) 2. lol 3. !!!1 4. :/ 5. ... 6. * 7. :D 9. >:) 10. duhh

Remember, BORED!
Come on, what's your (pointless) thread?

PLEASE IGNORE ALL ABOVE. THIS IS NOW A TRIBUTE TO BETHANY: QUEEN OF CHUTNEY.

Don't MAKE me reveal your full name, Ripp..!!!1

Don't MAKE me reveal your full name, Ripp..!!!1


YOU BUMPED IT?!

YOU F*CKING BUMPED IT?!?!?!!?!?

AFTER I JUST SPENT THE LAST 10 MINUTES BUMPING ANY THREAD I COULD GET HOLD OF?!?!?!!?!?!?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU BUMPED IT?!

YOU F*CKING BUMPED IT?!?!?!!?!?

AFTER I JUST SPENT THE LAST 10 MINUTES BUMPING ANY THREAD I COULD GET HOLD OF?!?!?!!?!?!?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



...

Hahaha! You do realize now that you told me that, I'm going to have to bump this thread every day... for the rest of my life, right?




..>:-D

...

Hahaha! You do realize now that you told me that, I'm going to have to bump this thread every day... for the rest of my life, right?




..>:-D


I...

..but...

..it....

...aw, f*ck it  :-[

Damn, I can't say anything now.

*brings a big glass of coke with icecubes in it and a long red straw*
Want some, Queen MidKnightDarkness?
I am not worthy...
I am not worthy...
...please don't reveal my full name...
I am not worthy...

What?? I don't get what we're supposed to do...

What?? I don't get what we're supposed to do...


I think that's the purpose..

..to p*ss us all off

Enjoy your meal?  ;D

Damn, I can't say anything now.

*brings a big glass of coke with icecubes in it and a long red straw*
Want some, Queen MidKnightDarkness?
I am not worthy...
I am not worthy...
...please don't reveal my full name...
I am not worthy...




S'right, Bizatch. Now go make me a sammich.

Write 4 random numbers between 1 and 10 and then look at the words and things etc to make it up.

So: 7 2 2 9

Would come out as:
Is doctor who a good idea? >:)

Get it now?

*is still not worthy - still bowing to Queen MidKnightDarkness as she gets the sandwich*
What sort of things would you like on your sandwich, your highness?

S'right, Bizatch. Now go make me a sammich.


Oh my god! Beth's evil!

And I... I... I like it  :o :D

Write 4 random numbers between 1 and 10 and then look at the words and things etc to make it up.

So: 7 2 2 9

Would come out as:
Is doctor who a good idea? >:)

Get it now?

*is still not worthy - still bowing to Queen MidKnightDarkness as she gets the sandwich*
What sort of things would you like on your sandwich, your highness?



WHAT DID I TELL YOU IN THAT PM?!?!

I TOLD YOU WHAT TO REFER TO ME AS...>:-{

Sorry, Bethany: Queen of Chutney...I plead your forgiveness...
...please do not smite me, Bethany: Queen of Chutney...I am so very sorry...how can this stupid, low-down servant do to make it up to Bethany: Queen of Chutney?...

Sorry, Bethany: Queen of Chutney...I plead your forgiveness...
...please do not smite me, Bethany: Queen of Chutney...I am so very sorry...how can this stupid, low-down servant do to make it up to Bethany: Queen of Chutney?...



*Leans back in chair and kicks feet up* Your free to go for now, toady. But I swear to god, you'd better be here at my next beckoning call...

..If not, there will be some awkward and uncomfortable hell to pay.

This thread's actually turned out to be quite funny!  ;D

And to think, here I was trying to bury it  :D

Thank you, Bethany: Queen of Chutney.
And I find it nice you find this thread amusing, Master Dak.
*leaves, still bowing*
*once out of room and run down the corridor and outside*
Phew. *eats a sandwich she made for herself*

Thank you, Bethany: Queen of Chutney.
And I find it nice you find this thread amusing, Master Dak.
*leaves, still bowing*
*once out of room and run down the corridor and outside*
Phew. *eats a sandwich she made for herself*


Master Dak? I like it!  :D

Thank you, Bethany: Queen of Chutney.
And I find it nice you find this thread amusing, Master Dak.
*leaves, still bowing*
*once out of room and run down the corridor and outside*
Phew. *eats a sandwich she made for herself*



...

WHOA WHOA WHOA.

I NEVER said you could eat, wretch! >:-{

*begins harshly beating you with switches*

...

WHOA WHOA WHOA.

I NEVER said you could eat, wretch! >:-{

*begins harshly beating you with switches*


PMSL!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D

That's why she's the queen! :D

Thank you, Bethany: Queen of Chutney.
And I find it nice you find this thread amusing, Master Dak.
*leaves, still bowing*
*once out of room and run down the corridor and outside*
Phew. *eats a sandwich she made for herself*




...

*grabs your sandwich and smooshes it in your face*


That'll learn ya to do such horrid things without my consent...!

I am so sorry...but, Bethany: Queen of Chutney, may I please drink some water?
Or have a crumb of bread to eat?
I plead your forgiveness for eating, my Queen, Bethany: Queen of Chutney...

I am so sorry...but, Bethany: Queen of Chutney, may I please drink some water?
Or have a crumb of bread to eat?



Nope  :)


Now change the title of this thread to "A Tribute to my Lord and Master-- Bethany: Queen Of Chutney"

...

*grabs your sandwich and smooshes it in your face*


That'll learn ya to do such horrid things without my consent...!


Applause!

Nope  :)


Now change the title of this thread to "A Tribute to my Lord and Master-- Bethany: Queen Of Chutney"


;D

Seriously, Beth. I'd give you karma, but it just isn't enough...

I have changed the title, Bethany: Queen of Chutney.
*looks at clock*
*looks at mom*
*thinks how much she'll get yelled at about what the time is and how she should get to bed*
*carries on worshipping and secretly eats the air*
Whisper: Mmm, filling.

Damn straight, Ripp.



..


*Strikes you across the face just for sheer amusement*

I have changed the title, Bethany: Queen of Chutney.
*looks at clock*
*looks at mom*
*thinks how much she'll get yelled at about what the time is and how she should get to bed*
*carries on worshipping and secretly eats the air*
Whisper: Mmm, filling.




Tell your "mom" that Lord Bethany: Queen Of Chutney says "Bitch, please!"

...ow.
I don't think my mom would understand or not whip me herself.

*spots Dak*
How can I serve Master Dak?
I will serve you at the same time, Bethany: Queen of Chutney...

...ow.
I don't think my mom would understand or not whip me herself.

*spots Dak*
How can I serve Master Dak?
I will serve you at the same time, Bethany: Queen of Chutney...


Wait, wait.. How come I'm no master?! It's 2 o' clock, get to bed!

Actually... I don't know where you live...

...ow.
I don't think my mom would understand or not whip me herself.

*spots Dak*
How can I serve Master Dak?
I will serve you at the same time, Bethany: Queen of Chutney...


I'll have the strongest drink available, thank you. And hold the ice

Tell your "mom" that Lord Bethany: Queen Of Chutney says "Bitch, please!"


(* clears throat *)


Bethany Rachel...(!)

.

.

... remember me?




.


.


.


.

.

( * reaches for whip *)

Oh, Henky-Poo!

Time to grovel for your dogfood!  >:(

*makes the strongest drink available and holds the ice and hands to Master Dak*
I live to serve my masters, lords, and Bethany: Queen of Chutney.
And how may I serve you, Lord DominEl

*makes the strongest drink available and holds the ice and hands to Master Dak*


Ah, thankyou Simon

(* clears throat *)


Bethany Rachel...(!)

.

.

... remember me?




.


.


.


.

.

( * reaches for whip *)




HA!. Your measly whip is mere childs play compared to my awesome power that controls your very being, Henk..!!!11

HA!. Your measly whip is mere childs play compared to my awesome power that controls your very being, Henk..!!!11




Yeah, she has a candelbra  :o

HA!. Your measly whip is mere childs play compared to my awesome power that controls your very being, Henk..!!!11




That's not what I recall.

Er...I'm Simon?

Anyway, I have to go to bed now. As much as I'd love to serve you all, *curtseys* I must go to bed. Goodnight! :)

BTW Henk, BELIEVE Bethany: Queen of Chutney. She has amazing power.

Er...I'm Simon?

Anyway, I have to go to bed now. As much as I'd love to serve you all, *curtseys* I must go to bed. Goodnight! :)

BTW Henk, BELIEVE Bethany: Queen of Chutney. She has amazing power.



DAMN. STRAIGHT. PEASANT.

*makes the strongest drink available and holds the ice and hands to Master Dak*
I live to serve my masters, lords, and Bethany: Queen of Chutney.
And how may I serve you, Lord DominEl


That's more like it...

STAND UP FOR YOURSELF!

Don't let us boss you around!!!

Now go get me some tofu!

Er...I'm Simon?

Anyway, I have to go to bed now. As much as I'd love to serve you all, *curtseys* I must go to bed. Goodnight! :)

BTW Henk, BELIEVE Bethany: Queen of Chutney. She has amazing power.


Beth has no power over me. Beth has no power over me. Beth has no power over me. Beth has no power over me.

























:P

Beth has no power over me. Beth has no power over me. Beth has no power over me. Beth has no power over me.

:P




Ha. I laught at your ignorance.

Ha. I laught at your ignorance.


I laught at j00r 1337 typing ski11z.


n00b.

Er...I'm Simon?

Anyway, I have to go to bed now. As much as I'd love to serve you all, *curtseys* I must go to bed. Goodnight! :)

BTW Henk, BELIEVE Bethany: Queen of Chutney. She has amazing power.


She has amazing power.

Trust me..... I know this off hand.  ;D

I laught at j00r 1337 typing ski11z.


n00b.



Dammit, no one asked you..!!

Jack just got served!  ;D

Ha. I laught at your ignorance.


No you didn't. Instead you applauded me for my sense of humour.

Jack just got served!  ;D


... Or Justin!

No you didn't. Instead you applauded me for my sense of humour.





Ummmmmm...... Henk?  Yeah..... I would be careful, if were you.

Ummmmmm...... Henk?  Yeah..... I would be careful, if were you.



Seriously, Henk. I'm f*cking INSANE.

Seriously, Henk. I'm f*cking INSANE.


You should go see a doctor, not poking people's behinds with candelabras or the like.


And take those midgets from my back.

Wow... it's like an episode of Jerry Springer, but without Jerry or an audience... or a studio... or security guards.... or seats... or a tv crew... or censoring.... but y'know, it's close

SHUT YO FACE, BOY!

I'mma beat you fo' sleeping wit' ma' sister!

Wow... it's like an episode of Jerry Springer, but without Jerry or an audience... or a studio... or security guards.... or seats... or a tv crew... or censoring.... but y'know, it's close




You had an affair with my sister's friend's cousin's goat, you whore.

You had an affair with my sister's friend's cousin's goat, you whore.


Ho! You wanna go?!

*Jumps up but is held back by security guard... whatever is said next is drowned out by beeeping and the crowd chanting "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry"*

You should go see a doctor, not poking people's behinds with candelabras or the like.


And take those midgets from my back.


Yeah, Henk?  You're kinda skating on thin ice.  ;D

Yeah, Henk?  You're kinda skating on thin ice.  ;D


*crowd chants "JAY-MEE! JAY-MEE! JAY-MEE!"*  :D

Ho! You wanna go?!

*Jumps up but is held back by security guard... whatever is said next is drowned out by beeeping and the crowd chanting "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry"*



...

OMG *Rips off shirt but no one's really sure why..*

...

OMG *Rips off shirt but no one's really sure why..*


;D :D

*urinates his undergarments*

ARGH!!! *Throws chairs at a puppy*

*crowd chants "JAY-MEE! JAY-MEE! JAY-MEE!"*  :D


Thank you!  ;D

Thank you!  ;D


So what's "McBain's Final Thought"?  :D

I have no idea whats going on here..

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S'right, Bizatch. Now go make me a sammich.


Are you Bethany or Elizabeth?

I'm baaack.
*plays a jigsaw puzzle*
*reads a letter from a spanish penpal*
*eats a cake*
*whole*

So what's "McBain's Final Thought"?  :D


Henk should be carelful of Beth.  ;D