One joke that really annoys me is the one where rap has a silent "c" at the beginning, and was originally crap.  It may have amusing the first million times, but I just hear it used so much by people who don't like rap that it's extremely annoying, even if I agree with them in many cases.

One joke that really annoys me is the one where rap has a silent "c" at the beginning, and was originally crap.  It may have amusing the first million times, but I just hear it used so much by people who don't like rap that it's extremely annoying, even if I agree with them in many cases.


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I thought I made that up !  :D

Um... Why did the chicken cross the road? I never understood this punchline.

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I thought I made that up !  :D

Um... Why did the chicken cross the road? I never understood this punchline.


I think it was 'funny' because it was so unexpectedly obvious...to get to the other side. People would have expected something really clever, but it turned out really obvious. Sounds a bit like who-ever made that joke was just lazy!

Just don't bring up that Paris Hilton, she's a whore! You better not get her around Dick Cheney, he'll shoot her!  :D

How much does it cost to get into the Paris (city) Hilton?

How much does it cost to get into the Paris (city) Hilton?


One very big rooster  :D

How much does it cost to get into the Paris (city) Hilton?


Nothing! It's FREE! Cause Paris is a whore! :D

Nothing! It's FREE! Cause Paris is a whore! :D


I knew that was the 'correct' answer, but I thought mine was cleverer

I knew that was the 'correct' answer, but I thought mine was cleverer


Clever? I'll tell ya what's NOT clever: Dick Cheney shootin' a guy!

Clever? I'll tell ya what's NOT clever: Dick Cheney shootin' a guy!


Darn tootin' right pardner!

Darn tootin' right pardner!


Speaking of that, Jessica Simpson is stupid!

Is chicken tuna?


Ohhhh, I bet you never heard of her saying that before!!!

Is chicken tuna?

Ohhhh, I bet you never heard of her saying that before!!!


I'll tell ya what I never heard before... Tom Cruise is a Scientologist! That's crazy! It's so weird!

I'll tell ya what I never heard before... Tom Cruise is a Scientologist! That's crazy! It's so weird!


I will summon the spirit of the Harmonidevil if you continue to discuss Tom Cruise in a derogatory nature.

I will summon the spirit of the Harmonidevil if you continue to discuss Tom Cruise in a derogatory nature.


I'm sure he'll care...he'll probably be glad to banish Tom Cruise from the enlightened...

I get tired of hearing the same stupid joke at work every-friggin'-day...

Me: (Scanning item... won't scan. Start typing the numbers in manually)
Customer: Heh, must mean it's free!
Me: Hmmm. Funny...

I get tired of hearing the same stupid joke at work every-friggin'-day...

Me: (Scanning item... won't scan. Start typing the numbers in manually)
Customer: Heh, must mean it's free!
Me: Hmmm. Funny...


;D  Makes me want to go buy some stuff just to say that to the check-out guy.

;D  Makes me want to go buy some stuff just to say that to the check-out guy.


I tempted to go into another shop and do some of the stupid, irritating things the customers do to us like on purposely going to the wrong till, despite there being a big sign on it saying 'Position closed'...

I tempted to go into another shop and do some of the stupid, irritating things the customers do to us like on purposely going to the wrong till, despite there being a big sign on it saying 'Position closed'...


I'm the customer service lady at a store...totally understand dealing with customers.  But of course we're all customers somewhere, so we get to annoy people too.

I'm the customer service lady at a store...totally understand dealing with customers.  But of course we're all customers somewhere, so we get to annoy people too.


True, but then i've never went into a shop a minute before closing time and started buying unprecedented amounts of beer  ::)

Off topic, but since we've got some store workers here, I've a question...

Do y'all get annoyed by polite customers who ask stupid questions? I oftentimes will fall into that category. For example, at my local drug store, there's a soda aisle that's recently been set up. Before the soda was at the back of the store near the pharmacy. Anyway, when I went about two weeks ago, I for the life of me couldn't figure out where the soda had gone even though I walked right through the aisle en route to asking a store worker for a location. She was nice about handling the query and all, but I imagine it must have seemed ridiculous when I asked for her to tell me the location of the aisle I'd just left. I felt like a right dim bulb.

Off topic, but since we've got some store workers here, I've a question...

Do y'all get annoyed by polite customers who ask stupid questions? I oftentimes will fall into that category. For example, at my local drug store, there's a soda aisle that's recently been set up. Before the soda was at the back of the store near the pharmacy. Anyway, when I went about two weeks ago, I for the life of me couldn't figure out where the soda had gone even though I walked right through the aisle en route to asking a store worker for a location. She was nice about handling the query and all, but I imagine it must have seemed ridiculous when I asked for her to tell me the location of the aisle I'd just left. I felt like a right dim bulb.


All the time. It gets real old when cutomers come in at half 9 at night and ask if we're closed...

Off topic, but since we've got some store workers here, I've a question...

Do y'all get annoyed by polite customers who ask stupid questions? I oftentimes will fall into that category. For example, at my local drug store, there's a soda aisle that's recently been set up. Before the soda was at the back of the store near the pharmacy. Anyway, when I went about two weeks ago, I for the life of me couldn't figure out where the soda had gone even though I walked right through the aisle en route to asking a store worker for a location. She was nice about handling the query and all, but I imagine it must have seemed ridiculous when I asked for her to tell me the location of the aisle I'd just left. I felt like a right dim bulb.


Aw, that happens to the best of us.  That type of stuff doesn't annoy me, but sometimes it's hard not to laugh (good-naturedly of course).

Right by my desk there's a large sign that says "Cashier" with a big red arrow pointing to the cashier's desk.  Never fails, every day, people come up to me and say, "Where do I check out?"  I smile, turn toward the sign, 9 times out of 10 they laugh at themselves.

Aw, that happens to the best of us.  That type of stuff doesn't annoy me, but sometimes it's hard not to laugh (good-naturedly of course).

Right by my desk there's a large sign that says "Cashier" with a big red arrow pointing to the cashier's desk.  Never fails, every day, people come up to me and say, "Where do I check out?"  I smile, turn toward the sign, 9 times out of 10 they laugh at themselves.


C- you really need to say, "right there under that giant "cashier" sign."


what- bad customer service suggestion? OK.

i hate that damn "what'd you get me" joke people always tell me whenever i come back from the deli with lunch. shut the fk up punk. i didn't get you siht. how'd you like a fist in the mouth for lunch?

gawd, i'm such a scrooge today.

i hate that damn "what'd you get me" joke people always tell me whenever i come back from the deli with lunch. shut the fk up punk. i didn't get you siht. how'd you like a fist in the mouth for lunch?

gawd, i'm such a scrooge today.


I hate that too...or when you ask "anyone need anything"

durrr...a million dollars?
something tall, dark and handsome?

I HATE it when I'll say something to my husband like "I'm cold...or hungry" and he'll say "Hi cold, I'm Todd"...my grandfather used to do the same thing.

I HATE it when I'll say something to my husband like "I'm cold...or hungry" and he'll say "Hi cold, I'm Todd"...my grandfather used to do the same thing.




I agree with that one! Amusing once, maybe twice, but after that it's just annoying

i hate that damn "what'd you get me" joke people always tell me whenever i come back from the deli with lunch. shut the fk up punk. i didn't get you siht. how'd you like a fist in the mouth for lunch?

gawd, i'm such a scrooge today.


Geez!  ;D

I HATE it when I'll say something to my husband like "I'm cold...or hungry" and he'll say "Hi cold, I'm Todd"...my grandfather used to do the same thing.





ARRGG I HATE that.  It's as infantile as "if you love it so much, why don't you marry it!"
One that's slightly funny:
I say: You know what I want?
My friend: What you really really want?

it's a stupid Spice Girls line (spoken, not sung), but it makes me laugh every time. 

Speaking of that, Jessica Simpson is stupid!


How stupid is she?

ARRGG I HATE that.  It's as infantile as "if you love it so much, why don't you marry it!"
uh oh, i use that one. although i try to make a joke out of how infantile it is. hmm... i also like to say such-and-such has been happening "since forever ago." since forever ago! remember when you used to say that? back when you used to write your "N"s backward?

anyway, it should be pretty obvious i've regressed to the age of nine and i like it here very much, thanks. 1978 forever, baby!

ARRGG I HATE that.  It's as infantile as "if you love it so much, why don't you marry it!"
 


Didn't PeeWee Herman say that a lot?

1978 forever, baby!
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