*Why do we exist?
*What happens when we die?
*Why is the Midwest in the eastern United States?
*Why the Flat Earth Society exists
*How people could like T-Pain

I ponder why you made a thread that is a cross breed of one of my threads and another person's thread.

WILL Donnie Darko's thread-making EVER cease..?

WILL Donnie Darko's thread-making EVER cease..?


Maybe if you roundhouse kick me  ;D

Maybe if you roundhouse kick me  ;D



..

You seem too eager. I'll spare you for now.. get you when you least expect it. The element of surprise, if you will.

What do I ponder? Here's one:

What would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money AND his daddy's gone, somewhere smokin' rock now, in and out of lockdown, I ain't got a job now?

What do I ponder? Here's one:

What would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money AND his daddy's gone, somewhere smokin' rock now, in and out of lockdown, I ain't got a job now?



Whatever, Andrew... to you that's just a good time.





But to me... that's what I call life >:(

..

You seem too eager. I'll spare you for now.. get you when you least expect it. The element of surprise, if you will.


Ah.  ;D

Yeah, why is the mid-west in the eastern United States? What would be a more accurate name for it? The mid-centre? The mid-east? I thought I was the only person who wondered about that.

Yeah, why is the mid-west in the eastern United States? What would be a more accurate name for it? The mid-centre? The mid-east? I thought I was the only person who wondered about that.


How about the Great Plains/Great Lakes region?

I wanted to see a roundhouse kick  :\'(

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*Roundhouse kicks whistle in the nads*


See, I'm considerate. I didn't kick you in the face, so you could still see the roundhouse kickness in all it's glory. :-)


*avoids your roundhouse kick which hits Donnie (who was standing behind me) in the nads*  ;D

*Roundhouse kicks whistle in the nads*


See, I'm considerate. I didn't kick you in the face, so you could still see the roundhouse kickness in all it's glory. :-)


OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you, you've made my day  :\'( :)

*Why is the Midwest in the eastern United States?
Why is Donnie Darko so fascinated with the Midwest?  ::)

"42"

Why is Donnie Darko so fascinated with the Midwest?  ::)


Why do you live in the Midwest?  ::)

Who was the first person to concieve of the internal comustion engine.  Think about it.  Sparks, oil, gas, enclosed cylinders, pressure build up, timing.... It boggles the mind.    :o

I still marvel at how humans have built satellites that go to the far corners of the universe, not long after the wheel was invented.

I still marvel at how humans have built satellites that go to the far corners of the universe, not long after the wheel was invented.


Yeah,  all this high tech stuff is amazing to me.

I still marvel at how humans have built satellites that go to the far corners of the universe, not long after the wheel was invented.


How long ago do you think the wheel was invented?

What was the best thing before sliced bread was invented?

What was the best thing before sliced bread was invented?
Why the chicken of course ! or was it the egg....................

Why do you live in the Midwest?  ::)


You're up in Washington right? I'll trade with you, you can take my place in the Midwest and I'll take yours in the Pacific North West. Deal?

Will I ever make a parody that will get a good amount of votes and/or comments?
Will I ever make a thread that everyone can enjoy and will want to post on?

What do I ponder? Here's one:

What would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money AND his daddy's gone, somewhere smokin' rock now, in and out of lockdown, I ain't got a job now?


I would hypnotize the man, command him to give me the money and turn him into a dendrophiliac. :D ;D

You're up in Washington right? I'll trade with you, you can take my place in the Midwest and I'll take yours in the Pacific North West. Deal?


Oregon.  But close enough, they're like the same state  ;D

What was the best thing before sliced bread was invented?
Bread?

Why do you live in the Midwest?  ::)
Good question. I guess it's because I want to stay close to my family and friends, plus it's pretty laid back here.
Oregon.  But close enough, they're like the same state  ;D
I have a brother who lives in Oregon. If I ever decided to leave the Midwest, I'd probably move out there.

I ponder on why is it when you low blow a guy it hurts but when you low blow a girl,they don't bleed? ???

Good question. I guess it's because I want to stay close to my family and friends, plus it's pretty laid back here.I have a brother who lives in Oregon. If I ever decided to leave the Midwest, I'd probably move out there.


I used to live in Great Falls, Montana.  That's not quite the Midwest, but it's east of the Rockies so I guess in way it is. 

Oregon is a pretty cool state.  The western 35% of Oregon is mostly forest, although the Willamette Valley is mostly farmland.  Probably not too much different than Nebraska, except for the fact that you can see the mountains.

I like the attitude of the people in the Midwest.  They're very outgoing and friendly, on the West Coast people sort of just mind their own business, which is fine I guess.

I used to live in Great Falls, Montana.  That's not quite the Midwest, but it's east of the Rockies so I guess in way it is. 

Oregon is a pretty cool state.  The western 35% of Oregon is mostly forest, although the Willamette Valley is mostly farmland.  Probably not too much different than Nebraska, except for the fact that you can see the mountains.

I like the attitude of the people in the Midwest.  They're very outgoing and friendly, on the West Coast people sort of just mind their own business, which is fine I guess.
My brother has lived in Oregon for about 10 years now, and he really likes it out there. When he first moved out there he lived on the coast in the Newport/Waldport area, and a couple years ago he moved to Eugene.
  I've been to Oregon a few times to visit my brother (plus I ran through there quite a few times when I was trucking), and I thought it was way cool. You ever been to Newport or Waldport? There's a really cool harbor in Waldport called Yaquina Bay, and there were lots of fishing boats docked there, and my brother showed me this one part of the dock (which was about 3 blocks from his first house) where the sea lions would lay out and catch some rays. There were also a lot of neat pubs and seafood restaurants and fish markets, and it was cool how we could order some fish and chips or clam chowder that was made from seafood that had been caught the previous day. There was also a cool lighthouse a few miles up the road. All in all, the whole area reminded me of a coastal town in New England (even though I've never been there). 

My brother has lived in Oregon for about 10 years now, and he really likes it out there. When he first moved out there he lived on the coast in the Newport/Waldport area, and a couple years ago he moved to Eugene.
  I've been to Oregon a few times to visit my brother (plus I ran through there quite a few times when I was trucking), and I thought it was way cool. You ever been to Newport or Waldport? There's a really cool harbor in Waldport called Yaquina Bay, and there were lots of fishing boats docked there, and my brother showed me this one part of the dock (which was about 3 blocks from his first house) where the sea lions would lay out and catch some rays. There were also a lot of neat pubs and seafood restaurants and fish markets, and it was cool how we could order some fish and chips or clam chowder that was made from seafood that had been caught the previous day. There was also a cool lighthouse a few miles up the road. All in all, the whole area reminded me of a coastal town in New England (even though I've never been there). 


It does sound alot like a coastal New England town, like Gloucester and Rockport in Massachusetts, or York and Ogunquit in Maine.  There is a Newport in Rhode Island.

It does sound alot like a coastal New England town, like Gloucester and Rockport in Massachusetts, or York and Ogunquit in Maine.  There is a Newport in Rhode Island.
I've been through Massachusetts and R.I., and got maybe 7 miles into southern New Hampshire, but New England is perhaps the one region of the United States that I'm the least familiar with. Someday, when I can take 2 or 3 weeks off, I'd like to drive up there and explore that area.

Oregon.  But close enough, they're like the same state  ;D


I have a great uncle who lives in Oregon.

I ponder on why is it when you low blow a guy it hurts but when you low blow a girl,they don't bleed? ???



Howard.....you had better NEVER low blow any girl!! >:( :( :D ;D hahahhaaa



no, well it's because guys have more "package" in that area than girls do. ;)

I ponder on why is it when you low blow a guy it hurts but when you low blow a girl,they don't bleed? ???
It's because we have more parts on the outside and they're more exposed to danger. Sometimes I wish I could retract them like the landing gear on an airplane, so I could get them out of harm's way.

My brother has lived in Oregon for about 10 years now, and he really likes it out there. When he first moved out there he lived on the coast in the Newport/Waldport area, and a couple years ago he moved to Eugene.
   I've been to Oregon a few times to visit my brother (plus I ran through there quite a few times when I was trucking), and I thought it was way cool. You ever been to Newport or Waldport? There's a really cool harbor in Waldport called Yaquina Bay, and there were lots of fishing boats docked there, and my brother showed me this one part of the dock (which was about 3 blocks from his first house) where the sea lions would lay out and catch some rays. There were also a lot of neat pubs and seafood restaurants and fish markets, and it was cool how we could order some fish and chips or clam chowder that was made from seafood that had been caught the previous day. There was also a cool lighthouse a few miles up the road. All in all, the whole area reminded me of a coastal town in New England (even though I've never been there). 


I've lived in Oregon for nearly 5 years. 

He lives in Eugene?  It's probably possible I've seen him on the street.  I lived there until Spring 2005, when I moved into the country.  I've been to Newport, great city.  Never been to Waldport, but I've been in that area.  It's a very rainy, green coast, I would say Oregon has the most beautiful coast of any U.S. state, not counting Hawaii and Alaska.  It is kind of New Englandy, and it's kind of an old-fashioned place too.

I've lived in Oregon for nearly 5 years. 

He lives in Eugene?  It's probably possible I've seen him on the street. 
He bears a striking resemblence to Frank Zappa, long hair, soul patch and all. He actually works for the city, in the wastewater treatment plant.

He bears a striking resemblence to Frank Zappa, long hair, soul patch and all. He actually works for the city, in the wastewater treatment plant.


Hmmm.  Well, when I go visit town I'll remember if I see a Frank Zappa impersonator. 

I wouldn't mention you, since that would be weird to him though.  ;D

Hmmm.  Well, when I go visit town I'll remember if I see a Frank Zappa impersonator. 

I wouldn't mention you, since that would be weird to him though.  ;D
Actually, he'd probably think it was really cool.

Actually, he'd probably think it was really cool.


Oh!  In that case, I will mention his brother Albert :)

Things you ponder  :-\\  I saw Queen tonight on PBS titled "Return of the Champions" and I'm pondering how I feel about the performance with Paul Rodgers as lead vocalist. I'm thought I would like it more and was considering buying a ticket to see them when their tour comes to the bay area but now I'm not sure I want to. They cut a lot of songs short, almost medley'd a couple and I abhor that. the more I ponder, the more my review/critique isn't good, however Brain May was, well he's freaking Brian May! what else to say. I miss Freddie  :\'(

It's because we have more parts on the outside and they're more exposed to danger. Sometimes I wish I could retract them like the landing gear on an airplane, so I could get them out of harm's way.


I heard that Sumo wrestlers can retract their testicles.  Apparently it just takes practice

I heard that Sumo wrestlers can retract their testicles.  Apparently it just takes practice
to quote jeff Foxworthy. "I did not need to know that"!  ;D

to quote jeff Foxworthy. "I did not need to know that"!  ;D


Sure you did.  It's a little piece a trivia to tell your friends!

I heard that Sumo wrestlers can retract their testicles.  Apparently it just takes practice


Wow! Great party trick...!

Wow! Great party trick...!


You must go to some interesting parties Paul!

You must go to some interesting parties Paul!


I've been to some, but no Sumo wrestlers were ever present...

Oh!  In that case, I will mention his brother Albert :)
Actually my name isn't Albert, it's Alan. But I go by Al, and sometimes my friends call me Albert just to goof on my name, the way friends do.
  But yeah, my brother is a really cool guy, and I think he'd get a real kick out of it. 

Actually my name isn't Albert, it's Alan. But I go by Al, and sometimes my friends call me Albert just to goof on my name, the way friends do.
   But yeah, my brother is a really cool guy, and I think he'd get a real kick out of it. 


Ah, I see.

Sweet!  :)

Ah, I see.

Sweet!  :)
(Then again, he probably might think it's a little weird though... :o :o :o)

(Then again, he probably might think it's a little weird though... :o :o :o)


Now you're confusing me  :D

Also, a lot of people in Eugene look like Frank Zappa  ;D

Howard.....you had better NEVER low blow any girl!! >:( :( :D ;D hahahhaaa



no, well it's because guys have more "package" in that area than girls do. ;)



Women don't have a package.Their's are packaged. ;)

I've been through Massachusetts and R.I., and got maybe 7 miles into southern New Hampshire, but New England is perhaps the one region of the United States that I'm the least familiar with. Someday, when I can take 2 or 3 weeks off, I'd like to drive up there and explore that area.


The thing about New England is that it has great beaches, rocky ocean shorelines, mountains, and a lot of great history.  If you ever do explore these parts get on Route 1, from Connecticut straight on through to Maine.  Actually, if you have time, Route 1 starts in Maine and goes all the way down to Key West. Now that would be a vacation!

Things I ponder? Why Ron Jeremy ever got to be a porn star. Ew.  :P





Cat

Things I ponder? Why Ron Jeremy ever got to be a porn star. Ew.  :P





Cat

UUURRGGHH! I know, it's not even like he has 'huge talent' if you follow..

Things I ponder? Why Ron Jeremy ever got to be a porn star. Ew.  :P





Cat
I actually had my picture taken with Ron Jeremy. I swear, the guy's like 5'6". But, he also seems like he's a genuinely cool person.

I wonder what is in the minds of women/girls without butts, or with overlapping bellies, who wear hip huggers.  :P

Just something I have always wondered.Go into any restaurant restroom
and you will see a sign "Employees must wash hands before returning to work".
After they finish their business they turn on the faucet to wash their hands.
Well, after they wash their hands the turn off the faucet they just touched
with their "dirty" hands. Doesn't this make their hands dirty again?

Just something I have always wondered.Go into any restaurant restroom
and you will see a sign "Employees must wash hands before returning to work".
After they finish their business they turn on the faucet to wash their hands.
Well, after they wash their hands the turn off the faucet they just touched
with their "dirty" hands. Doesn't this make their hands dirty again?



I use a paper towel to turn it off.... take out the towel before you wash and stuff...

but then again, the soap probably makes the handles more clean than dirty.

Why do women have Muffin Tops? :P

Things I ponder? Why Ron Jeremy ever got to be a porn star. Ew.  :P





Cat








http://www.snups.com/images/jeremy.jpg

Why do women have Muffin Tops? :P


Muffin Top is indeed a serious problem, right up there with Nasty White Marks.

;D

http://www.snups.com/images/jeremy.jpg





ron jeremy was a studmuffin back in the 70s and 80s. now he's managed to make a career out of being a fat tee yew ahr dee, which i kinda respect.

plus his howard is the length of a guitar neck.

why nobody ever uses the emoticons:  :-X and  :-*

why nobody ever uses the emoticons:  :-X and  :-*
:-X

ron jeremy was a studmuffin back in the 70s and 80s. now he's managed to make a career out of being a fat tee yew ahr dee, which i kinda respect.

plus his howard is the length of a guitar neck.


Yeah he's supposed to be bigger than Tommy Lee.  :o  But he once commented that, compared to the late John C. Holmes, he felt inadequate in that department.

I wonder why he is nicknamed "the hedgehog"? ???

Here's something I have pondered:

Why is it that when companies have a designeted "smoking room", the lights are always turned off?  I mean, just for kicks if I go past one of those rooms and it is empty, I turn the lght on, and like 10 minutes later it is off and people are in there puffing away.  My theories:


The Club: People like the lights down so that it is a "clubby atmosphere" so they can better enjoy their smokes.
Denial:  The lights are turned off because the smokers do not want to see thet quarter-inch-thick coating of nicotine on the walls that is also likeli lining their lungs.
Guilt:  The lights are down in a futile hope that nobody will notice that they are in there wasting time.


Any ideas as to WHY?  ???

A point to ponder for the procrastinator.All you have to do is say
"I'll do it tomorrow".Here's the ponder part, tomorrow doesn't exist,
it's a figment of your imagination, by the time tomorrow gets here
it is today.

Muffin Top is indeed a serious problem, right up there with Nasty White Marks.

;D


Do you mean spider veins? ;D

Yeah he's supposed to be bigger than Tommy Lee.   :o  But he once commented that, compared to the late John C. Holmes, he felt inadequate in that department.

I wonder why he is nicknamed "the hedgehog"? ???


I'm guessing because he resembles one. ???

Here's something I have pondered:

Why is it that when companies have a designeted "smoking room", the lights are always turned off?  I mean, just for kicks if I go past one of those rooms and it is empty, I turn the lght on, and like 10 minutes later it is off and people are in there puffing away.  My theories:


The Club: People like the lights down so that it is a "clubby atmosphere" so they can better enjoy their smokes.
Denial:  The lights are turned off because the smokers do not want to see thet quarter-inch-thick coating of nicotine on the walls that is also likeli lining their lungs.
Guilt:  The lights are down in a futile hope that nobody will notice that they are in there wasting time.


Any ideas as to WHY?   ???


I don't smoke, so I really wouldn't know. ???

What does the song MacArthur Park mean anyway? Jimmy Webb (who wrote it) must have been taking LSD when he wrote it.



Cat

What does the song MacArthur Park mean anyway? Jimmy Webb (who wrote it) must have been taking LSD when he wrote it.



Cat



And what about leaving a cake out in the rain? ???

And what about leaving a cake out in the rain? ???


..the 'cake' being a metaphorical term for the love relationship

I'm pondering who the hell is the father of Baby Smurf.  And I'm also pondering why people do really wierd stuff in front of webcam.  Oh, as for Ron Jeremy I'm wondering why he doesn't JUST do geriatric porn.  I'm also pondering the meaning of Kid Rock's exsistence.

I'm pondering who the hell is the father of Baby Smurf.  And I'm also pondering why people do really wierd stuff in front of webcam.  Oh, as for Ron Jeremy I'm wondering why he doesn't JUST do geriatric porn.  I'm also pondering the meaning of Kid Rock's exsistence.


(Faints...........)

Spaceace goes for the smelling salt!!! :o

Spaceace goes for the smelling salt!!! :o


I'm fine.... ::)

Didn't really faint, but you knew that. ;D

Spaceace puts down the smelling salt. :)

..the 'cake' being a metaphorical term for the love relationship



So what is the cake? ???

So what is the cake? ???


Umm Howie you queried why the 'cake' was left out in the rain??  Did I misunderstand?

The lyrics are 'someone left the cake out in the rain - I don't think that I can take it..cos' it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again.'    :-[

It's kinda full of metaphorical terms for a realitionship that's on the rocks - or am I wrong but I always interpreted the song to mean that??


..don't ask about the 'green icing.!!'    ;D

Umm Howie you queried why the 'cake' was left out in the rain??  Did I misunderstand?

The lyrics are 'someone left the cake out in the rain - I don't think that I can take it..cos' it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again.'    :-[

It's kinda full of metaphorical terms for a realitionship that's on the rocks - or am I wrong but I always interpreted the song to mean that??


..don't ask about the 'green icing.!!'    ;D



If I was Donna Summer,I would've told that person to put the cake in the refrigerator. ;D

I'm pondering who the hell is the father of Baby Smurf.  And I'm also pondering why people do really wierd stuff in front of webcam.  Oh, as for Ron Jeremy I'm wondering why he doesn't JUST do geriatric porn.  I'm also pondering the meaning of Kid Rock's exsistence.
wow. spaceace has got a lot on her mind.

i think you can find the answers to all these questions on the internet.

If I was Dona Summer,I would've told that person to put the cake in the refrigerator. ;D


;D ;D ;D 

Can you actually wake someone up before you go-go? ;D

Can you actually wake someone up before you go-go? ;D


I don't think I want to try. :P

Can you actually wake someone up before you go-go? ;D


Yes, unless you plan on going solo  :)

Can you actually wake someone up before you go-go? ;D
Yes.

Yes, unless you plan on going solo   :)


That story of my life......... :P

Can you actually wake someone up before you go-go? ;D
But Doris Day's sunshine has to be taken into account first?

But Doris Day's sunshine has to be taken into account first?


Is she still alive?

Is she still alive?


Yes

Yes



I thought she passed away years ago.

I thought she passed away years ago.


Nope, she's well alive..

Nope, she's well alive..
Is she married to an Ambassador?

I wonder how Flavor Flav ever got to be a star.  His persona freaks me out.  His appearance on the Last call with Carson Daly only confirmed this.  I dunno, maybe he's a good rapper, I don't really listen to rap, so maybe that's it.

Is she married to an Ambassador?


No, a four time widow, now an animal activist.  Shirley Temple(still alive) was the  Ambassador to Ghana for a time in the seventies.

How people can change so much in the short time frame of 24 hours.

Do people change, or is it your perception of them?

This came up with a co-worker of mine, who doesn't ever vote.  Wonder why some people don't vote?

This came up with a co-worker of mine, who doesn't ever vote.  Wonder why some people don't vote?


One of those subjects that sets me off on a tangent.  To put it mildly they are clueless fools.

One of those subjects that sets me off on a tangent.  To put it mildly they are clueless fools.

Yep, I just don't get it.  :-\\

I ponder why Hollywood has to recycle old movies and t.v. shows. Can't they come up with anything new??




Cat

How people can change so much in the short time frame of 24 hours.


Well....

If you're on drugs, it can do a lot!

I ponder why Hollywood has to recycle old movies and t.v. shows. Can't they come up with anything new??




Cat


Because instead of hiring creative people, they hire brothers, sisters, cousins, nephew, nieces, aunts, uncles, and lovers.

One thing I have always wondered is, why do people say
"man, it's really coming down" when we get heavy rain or
snow? I mean,has anyone ever seen it go up?

In the Cyndi Lauper song: Why do girls have to have all the fun? >:(

In the Cyndi Lauper song: Why do girls have to have all the fun? >:(


Doesn't say they do, it just says they want to  ::)

Us men can have fun too!

Us men can have fun too!



We have plenty of fun. ;)

We have plenty of fun. ;)
it'd be better if we weren't dragging these huge penises around behind us like friggin' safes. it's a pain! that's why i'm anti-penis. i gotta lighten my load, man!

it'd be better if we weren't dragging these huge penises around behind us like friggin' safes. it's a pain! that's why i'm anti-penis. i gotta lighten my load, man!


Step in to my office..

it'd be better if we weren't dragging these huge penises around behind us like friggin' safes. it's a pain! that's why i'm anti-penis. i gotta lighten my load, man!
Just tie a balloon to it, that'll take a load off.

it'd be better if we weren't dragging these huge penises around behind us like friggin' safes. it's a pain! that's why i'm anti-penis. i gotta lighten my load, man!


You sure have a lot of BALLS. ;D

it'd be better if we weren't dragging these huge penises around behind us like friggin' safes. it's a pain! that's why i'm anti-penis. i gotta lighten my load, man!


what I ponder is, why is it behind you?
and where do you buy your clothes?

what I ponder is, why is it behind you?
and where do you buy your clothes?
because it's dragging along the ground.

because it's dragging along the ground.


That's not good for your back.

I ponder why some board members always have to mention body parts in their posts.




Cat

I ponder why some board members always have to mention body parts in their posts.




Cat
Well, you shouldn't think about it too much. You'll get stuck that way.

I ponder why some board members always have to mention body parts in their posts.




Cat


I guess we have nothing else to discuss. ;D

This may sound like a strange question but here it goes.
This question is for our Australian friends,it came up at work today,
when you flush the toilet which direction does the water flow down
the drain?

Why do squirrels make such strange mating call sounds? ;D

Why do squirrels make such strange mating call sounds? ;D


So they can be ready to mate. ;D ;)

So they can be ready to mate. ;D ;)



They sound like chickens. ;D

So they can be ready to mate. ;D ;)




They sound like chickens. ;D


How come you two always seem to have pervy discussions?

Why do so many things taste like chicken?



Cat

ok...here goes...

The children's show, "Dora the Explorer" is mostly in English but she says a lot of Spanish words to teach children....now, I wonder, if I went to Spain and watched, "Dora the Explorer" would it be in Spanish....with her saying a few words in English? Hm...I think I think too much! LOL! :D ;D

ok...here goes...

The children's show, "Dora the Explorer" is mostly in English but she says a lot of Spanish words to teach children....now, I wonder, if I went to Spain and watched, "Dora the Explorer" would it be in Spanish....with her saying a few words in English? Hm...I think I think too much! LOL! :D ;D


The Spanish channel has "Dora la exploradora"

The Spanish channel has "Dora la exploradora"



but do they speak it all in Spanish with the exception of a few English words? ???

but do they speak it all in Spanish with the exception of a few English words? ???


I don't know if it had any English.. all I heard was Spanish. But I understood some of it!

Why do squirrels make such strange mating call sounds? ;D


http://www.929davefm.com/blogs/zorak.jpg

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!11

I'TS MATING SEASON!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!11

I'TS MATING SEASON!


:)

Zorak!

:)

Zorak!
i like to ponder zorak.

i like to ponder zorak.




I like to ponder what you mean by that.

I like to ponder what you mean by that.
klugman!

klugman is dynamite!

klugman is...

klugman!

I like to ponder what you mean by that.
i actually got some funny looks at band rehearsal last night by saying that i find zorak strangely attractive.... physically.

i actually got some funny looks at band rehearsal last night by saying that i find zorak strangely attractive.... physically.


Well, I dunno, but his voice sure turns me on.

I pounder the idea that people really don't know how to drive.........because it is true''''''

I pounder the idea that people really don't know how to drive.........because it is true''''''


I'm starting to ponder who 'LasVegasBill' really  is?

hmmmm

Spanish (or Portugese) for something of the roses?

I'm pondering as to whether I have Internet addiction.


Sits down..

"Hello my name is Jules and I have a problem I need to discuss...."

group claps 

How come you two always seem to have pervy discussions?


I don't know,ask Step that,not me. ::)

I don't know,ask Step that,not me. ::)


Well, you asked the question. ::)

I just answered it. ;D :D ;)

Well, you asked the question. ::)

I just answered it. ;D :D ;)



Why is it always the both of us? ;D

How come you two always seem to have pervy discussions?


I think it has something to do with the fact that I like answering his questions about those topics and besides, I find humor in sex.

;D ;) ;D ;) ;D ;) ;D ;)

That and the fact that I'm just obsessed with it. ::)

Kinda like how I can't shut up about anime, Puchiko, catgirls, Nirvana and the Fecal Matter Demo(something Kurt Cobain recorded at the age of 18, along with Dale Crover).

Why is it always the both of us? ;D


I think it's because I'm one of those types who isn't afraid or embarrassed to answer your racier questions.

;D ;D ;D ;D

I think it's because I'm one of those types who isn't afraid or embarrassed to answer your racier questions.

;D ;D ;D ;D



You got that right. ;)

Yep, I know that be true. ::) ;D

Yep, I know that be true. ::) ;D



It's all your fault ;D

It's all your fault ;D


Like I'm any more kinky than you ar.... umm... wait, nevermind..... ::) :-[ :D

Like I'm any more kinky than you ar.... umm... wait, nevermind..... ::) :-[ :D



I'm the one with sex on the brain.

I'm the one with sex on the brain.


I thought you said it was my fault.

Besides, you don't know everything that turns me on(most of it is best left unsaid anyway).

Do you hate competition? ::) :D ???

I'm the one with sex on the brain.


the perfect setup for the biggest groaner of a joke all year ...

If you have sex on the brain, does that mean you blow your brains out? ;D

Why is it, no matter how fast you're driving, there's still always someone going faster, driving right on your @ss? Don't' they know, that just makes me want to drive even slower. Why's everyone in such a hurry?  :-\\

Why is it, no matter how fast you're driving, there's still always someone going faster, driving right on your @ss? Don't' they know, that just makes me want to drive even slower. Why's everyone in such a hurry?  :-\\



Oh, I totally hate when people do that! >:(

Why is it, no matter how fast you're driving, there's still always someone going faster, driving right on your @ss? Don't' they know, that just makes me want to drive even slower. Why's everyone in such a hurry?  :-\\


You've obviously never been in a car with me..

why isn't the word "palindrome" a palindrome? seems like it would have been just as easy. call them palinnilap dromeemords, or something.

does the word "anagram" have any anagrams? it doesn't seem to. oo! you can almost make "man grass" out of "anagrams."

If I was Donna Summer,I would've told that person to put the cake in the refrigerator. ;D


I thik they put the cake out in the rain before somebody could put a bun in the oven.  ;D ;D

why isn't the word "palindrome" a palindrome? seems like it would have been just as easy. call them palinnilap dromeemords, or something.

does the word "anagram" have any anagrams? it doesn't seem to. oo! you can almost make "man grass" out of "anagrams."


And following on from these

why is abbreviation such a long word?

And following on from these

why is abbreviation such a long word?
is it okay that the word "verb" is actually a noun?

is it okay that the word "verb" is actually a noun?


I ponder.....millions of thousands of miles of super ultra information freeway at your fingertips...
and you want to know how do they get teflon to stick to the pan.

I ponder.....millions of thousands of miles of super ultra information freeway at your fingertips...
and you want to know how do they get teflon to stick to the pan.
Did you know that they're finding massive quantities of Teflon in the bloodstreams of people who work at Teflon factories? No one's quite clear what the long-term effects are.

I ponder.....millions of thousands of miles of super ultra information freeway at your fingertips...
and you want to know how do they get teflon to stick to the pan.
Isn't the technology behind Teflon related to the technology that goes into the skin of the stealth bomber? There's this book "dreamland" about area 51 that speculates all the alien coverup stuff is actually orchestrated by the government to distract attention from all the health problems that the people who work on the stealth bomber are contracting.

Ponder that!

You're in a enclosed steel box and all you have is a table and a saw.

How do you get out?

::)

Something that's bugged me for a while: Why do they make riding lawn mowers with aerodynamic noses? They never go faster than 5 mph.

I am not fooled.

Something that's bugged me for a while: Why do they make riding lawn mowers with aerodynamic noses? They never go faster than 5 mph.

I am not fooled.
Hmm, I dunno where you're buying your mowers from, but mine

I thought you said it was my fault.

Besides, you don't know everything that turns me on(most of it is best left unsaid anyway).

Do you hate competition? ::) :D ???



No I don't mind a little competition sometimes. ;D

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Why??





Cat

Why??





Cat



Why what?

Isn't the technology behind Teflon related to the technology that goes into the skin of the stealth bomber? There's this book "dreamland" about area 51 that speculates all the alien coverup stuff is actually orchestrated by the government to distract attention from all the health problems that the people who work on the stealth bomber are contracting.

Ponder that!


now THAT's what I'm talking about!

No I don't mind a little competition sometimes. ;D


Okay. ;)

Why what?



Just Why. That is what I ponder.




Cat

Why I was born and what place I have in this world.

Why haven't I had sex yet?

Why I was born and what place I have in this world.


Maybe there is no reason.

Why haven't I had sex yet?
Maybe there is no reason.

Why is it that when you are looking for something you lost 
someone will always ask you "where did you lose it?"

Why is it that when you are looking for something you lost   
someone will always ask you "where did you lose it?"


And why is it that when you find something that you've lost, it is always in the last place that you've looked? ???

And why is it that when you find something that you've lost, it is always in the last place that you've looked? ???



  :D
Because when you find it you don't look anymore. If they were in the first place you looked they wouldn't be lost, although, some people find what they are looking for but don't realize they have found it and continue to look.  ::)

Or you find something that you were looking for a long time ago while you were looking for something else.




Cat

Maybe there is no reason.


Maybe there is a reason.

Why haven't I had sex yet?


Hmmmm..... (brain farts and dies) :D

Why is it that when you are looking for something you lost   
someone will always ask you "where did you lose it?"


;D ;D

So true  ::)

Hmmmm..... (brain farts and dies) :D



So you don't ponder why you haven't had sex yet? ;D

Maybe there is a reason.
maybe the reason is you haven't followed my extraordinarily thoughtful and effective advice yet.  ;)

So you don't ponder why you haven't had sex yet? ;D


Well, I already know why.

You haven't had sex yet? Surely your acquainted with  Mrs Palmer and her 5 lovely daughters. She's never let me down ....... without a fight...... gives all the guys a hard time! ;) ;D


Unfortunately for this 32 Year old man,NO! >:(

maybe the reason is you haven't followed my extraordinarily thoughtful and effective advice yet.  ;)



What advice? ???  ::)

What advice? ???  ::)
lick and spit, dude! lick and spit!

although you're onto something with the pay-by-the-hour no-tell motel, but once you get there you gotta lick and spit!

Who is Tia?  I see Tia with avatars of this person and I have no clue who it is.  :-\\