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Subject: Chuck Norris
Written By: Apricot on 02/25/06 at 8:41 pm
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Subject: Re: Chuck Norris
Written By: Apricot on 02/25/06 at 8:41 pm
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
Subject: Re: Chuck Norris
Written By: Apricot on 02/25/06 at 8:42 pm
How do I know all this, you ask?
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com
Subject: Re: Chuck Norris
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/26/06 at 4:17 am
Chuck is one of the many Patrons of self-defense. I've only seen him get his ass kicked once. But that was to Bruce Lee. Chuck is good. Bruce was the best.
Subject: Re: Chuck Norris
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/26/06 at 4:22 am
*Sigh* That website literally made me weep with joy.
Subject: Re: Chuck Norris
Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/26/06 at 12:00 pm
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.
One of my signatures comes from that site.
Subject: Re: Chuck Norris
Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/26/06 at 12:02 pm
Check this out!
;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhiTsC1fY7s&search=chuck%20norris
Subject: Re: Chuck Norris
Written By: Apricot on 02/26/06 at 3:44 pm
One of my signatures comes from that site.
That's actually how I found it... I saw your sig, and remembered someone telling me about a Chuck Norris site, so I put that line in a search engine. It came right up.
Subject: Re: Chuck Norris
Written By: gemini on 02/26/06 at 4:32 pm
So, this is why my daughter texted me some random Chuck Norris joke the other day, and I was totally confused! :D
Subject: Re: Chuck Norris
Written By: whistledog on 02/26/06 at 4:39 pm
I really liked that early 90's movie Chuck did called "Sidekicks" where that kid has daydreams of fighting side by side with Chuck in an action movie. Cheesy, but toally entertaining :)