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Subject: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/20/06 at 4:25 pm
Something that has always bugged me about 24 is, does Jack Bauer ever eat, have a shower, or go to the washroom?
Sure..... he has to save the world and all, but does he ever take time to shower?
How is it on Lost that Hurley hasn't lost any weight?
And finally......
If the sharks in the Jaws series are related, how is it they know each other's death? Do they have shark telepathy? Are there another sharks in the family, or is the one in Jaws: The Revenge the last one?
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: whistledog on 02/20/06 at 4:34 pm
How is it on Lost that Hurley hasn't lost any weight?
Now that one is quite a mystery ;D
One thing that bothers me was on the series Friends. In later episodes, it is revealed that Chandler knew Monica long ago when she was fat, yet in an early episode, we see the gang watch a video from that era, and Chandler looked surprised like it was the first time he saw her when she was fat
Also on the popular show Yes, Dear, when Jimmy's friend Billy moves to Hollywood to be an actor, Greg has no idea who he is, yet in later episodes, it is revealed that Greg knew Billy long before he moved out to California
It's flaws in television I tell ya.
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/20/06 at 4:49 pm
How is that the Ewoks kicked the Stormtroopers butts in Return of The Jedi? Are the Stormtroppers that stupid?
How come the admirals just don't turn down their promotions, knowing if they disappoint Darth Vader, they will be killed?
How many red shirts are there actually on each Enterprise/Federeation ship? They seem to get killed off alot.
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Step-chan on 02/20/06 at 4:56 pm
Why is it that people think I'm a stoner?
Where do all of your missing things go when you lose them?
What the f*** is DMH?
Why is it a pair of panties but just one bra?
:D :D :D :D
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/20/06 at 4:57 pm
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Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/20/06 at 5:01 pm
How is that the charecters on Friends able to afford the rent on their apartments, with the jobs they have? ::) ;D
How is that Jason is able survive getting impaled, hacked, shot at, and a machete shoved in his face, not to mention drowning as a little boy, and still kill so many people? Is he some sort of super zombie? ;D
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: whistledog on 02/20/06 at 5:04 pm
Why was the movie "Police Academy" set in New York when you can clearly tell it was filmed in Toronto. In the opening shot, you can see the big Bank of Montreal building off in the distance
Why did David Caruso leave NYPD Blue
Why are one hit wonders based only on top 40 hits?
Why do Hot Dog buns sometimes come in packages of 8, when the actual weiners come in packages of 12
Why does Cracker Jack give away cheap prizes instead of the good ones like they used to
How is that Jason is able survive getting impaled, hacked, shot at, and a machete shoved in his face, not to mention drowning as a little boy, and still kill so many people? Is he some sort of super zombie? ;D
They had to keep him alive, just so they can make 10 really bad sequels ;D
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: bbigd04 on 02/20/06 at 5:08 pm
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Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/20/06 at 5:38 pm
Why is that in CSI: Miami, Horatio Crane takes off his sunglasses, so damn often? ;D
What happened to Marcel the monkey, after Friends end? ;D
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/20/06 at 5:43 pm
Why is it that Lois Lane, in the Superman movies, never clues in that Clark Kent is Superman? ::)
Take off his glasses, change his hair and and viola..... he's Superman!
At least Spider-Man and Batman have excuses! ;D
She gets on my nerves at alot, especially with whole "Maybe if I always put myself at peril.... Superman will come to save me!" bit. ::) ;D
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Southern Image on 02/20/06 at 5:51 pm
Why do cartoon characters always wear the same clothes?
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/20/06 at 5:52 pm
How come Bart and Lisa Simpson and the kids from Family Circus never age? ;D
Are they vampires or something? ;D
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: ADH13 on 02/21/06 at 1:36 am
Where did "baby smurf" come from?? ???
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Donnie Darko on 02/21/06 at 1:40 am
Do I really know exactly how old I am? After all, I can't remember.
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: ADH13 on 02/21/06 at 1:41 am
And why do cinnamon flavored candies (Hot Tamales, red hots, fireballs, etc) taste nothing like real cinnamon?
And grape flavored soda, candy, etc tastes nothing like a grape!
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: whistledog on 02/21/06 at 2:37 am
In the comic strip "Overboard", how come Louie the Dog walks on all fours and can only think his words, where as Raymond the Dog can walk on two feet, use his hands and talk with his mouth
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Sister Morphine on 02/21/06 at 2:49 am
Why can't MTV be good again? :\'(
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: whistledog on 02/21/06 at 2:55 am
Lol, Remember when Steve Martin's character in Father of the Bride got arrested for taking 4 buns out of a package of 8 so he could have 12 total buns to match the 12 hot dogs.
Yes. In fact everytime I'm in a supermarket and I see Hot Dog buns in a package of 8, I wanna rip open packages of buns ;D
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Howard on 02/21/06 at 8:02 am
Why can't I lose my god damn virginity already,I'm 32 years Old! >:(
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/21/06 at 9:57 am
Where did "baby smurf" come from?? ???
According to an episode from The Smurfs, once in every blue moon, a stork delivers a baby Smurf. Or somthing like that...
Because according to the film Donnie Darko...
"Smurfs are asexual, they don't have reproductive organs."
;D
Hope that answers your question.
Come to think of it.... How the hell do Snorks have sex, and produce baby Snorks? ;D
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Tia on 02/21/06 at 10:07 am
How is that the Ewoks kicked the Stormtroopers butts in Return of The Jedi? Are the Stormtroppers that stupid?
because george lucas is a dumbass.
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 02/21/06 at 11:12 am
Why were all the cars on the freeway in "CHiPS" always going 30 mph, and why were Ponch and John so eager to bust someone who finally got fed up and decided, "Screw this, I'm cranking it up to 45?"
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/21/06 at 11:22 am
Why is it that people think I'm a stoner?
Where do all of your missing things go when you lose them?
What the f*** is DMH?
Why is it a pair of panties but just one bra?
:D :D :D :D
Nagging Question
What is a 'stoner'??
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Tia on 02/21/06 at 11:24 am
Nagging Question
What is a 'stoner'??
dude. i forgot.
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/21/06 at 11:26 am
dude. i forgot.
Are you Step-Chan?
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/21/06 at 11:28 am
What are the job qualifications for a Stormtropper anyway? Do they get dental? Holidays? Health insurance?
Do they ever say to themselves, "****, better not **** this up or Darth Vader will kill me!"
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Tia on 02/21/06 at 11:50 am
Are you Step-Chan?
i can't remember. i'm too stoned.
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Southern Image on 02/21/06 at 12:05 pm
Why can't I lose my god damn virginity already,I'm 32 years Old! >:(
Patience grasshopper. One must wait and not hop onto just anything. When the time is right it will happen. ;)
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Southern Image on 02/21/06 at 12:06 pm
i can't remember. i'm too stoned.
Huh?
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Tia on 02/21/06 at 12:08 pm
Huh?
wha?
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Southern Image on 02/21/06 at 12:11 pm
Why do they call it a stuffy nose when it just drips?
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Southern Image on 02/21/06 at 12:11 pm
wha?
Huh?
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Tia on 02/21/06 at 12:16 pm
Huh?
dude. what's a stoner?
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Southern Image on 02/21/06 at 12:17 pm
dude. what's a stoner?
Beats me. *takes bong hits*
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/21/06 at 12:32 pm
dude. what's a stoner?
Gotcha!! ;)
I did think it meant that but didn't want to say.
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Step-chan on 02/21/06 at 12:35 pm
Nagging Question
What is a 'stoner'??
Someone who uses drugs on a daily basis, they like to get high all the time.
People often think I'm one, which annoys me alot. >:( :(
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Step-chan on 02/21/06 at 12:37 pm
Are you Step-Chan?
No I'm not. Too much of a dork/nerd, I don't like to get high.
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Tia on 02/21/06 at 12:39 pm
Someone who uses drugs on a daily basis, they like to get high all the time.
People often think I'm one, which annoys me alot. >:( :(
you might be able to get a kiss from one of the stoner girls, step-chan!
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Step-chan on 02/21/06 at 1:16 pm
you might be able to get a kiss from one of the stoner girls, step-chan!
There's a big problem with that suggestion. I'm not into stoner type girls and the stoner crowd ain't my thing either. I don't think I'm above people who get high on a regular basis(considering what things I'm into fetish wise), but I don't want to join in on that type of group, it just ain't me. I have more of a thing for intellectually fun girls.
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/21/06 at 1:58 pm
Why is it that people think I'm a stoner?
Where do all of your missing things go when you lose them?
What the f*** is DMH?
Why is it a pair of panties but just one bra?
:D :D :D :D
I agree with you on that one...
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Step-chan on 02/21/06 at 1:59 pm
I agree with you on that one...
Which one?
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/21/06 at 2:01 pm
There's a big problem with that suggestion. I'm not into stoner type girls and the stoner crowd ain't my thing either. I don't think I'm above people who get high on a regular basis(considering what things I'm into fetish wise), but I don't want to join in on that type of group, it just ain't me. I have more of a thing for intellectually fun girls.
and anime girls! :D
Sorry, couldn't resist!
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/21/06 at 2:02 pm
Which one?
the one I put in bold...
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Step-chan on 02/21/06 at 2:02 pm
the one I put in bold...
Understood. ;)
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Donnie Darko on 02/21/06 at 3:00 pm
According to an episode from The Smurfs, once in every blue moon, a stork delivers a baby Smurf. Or somthing like that...
Because according to the film Donnie Darko...
"Smurfs are asexual, they don't have reproductive organs."
;D
Hope that answers your question.
Come to think of it.... How the hell do Snorks have sex, and produce baby Snorks? ;D
Darko Represent! ;D
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Step-chan on 02/21/06 at 3:42 pm
Why did Gargamel create Smurfette?
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Donnie Darko on 02/21/06 at 4:07 pm
Why did Gargamel create Smurfette?
Well, duh, so the Smurfs could have sex. ;D
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Step-chan on 02/21/06 at 4:12 pm
Well, duh, so the Smurfs could have sex. ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I found out that he made her awhile while looking on the net, apparently so he could cause the smurfs some trouble or something like that.
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Step-chan on 02/21/06 at 4:14 pm
and anime girls! :D
Sorry, couldn't resist!
Well that too, but anime girls aren't real, I know that(but still have a thing for them). Yeah, I know you couldn't resist. ::)
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Howard on 02/21/06 at 4:28 pm
Patience grasshopper. One must wait and not hop onto just anything. When the time is right it will happen. ;)
Yes Kemosabe! ;D
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Howard on 02/21/06 at 4:30 pm
Why do lawns look like hay after all the snow has melted? ???
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/21/06 at 10:38 pm
why do people think that a yield sign means that they can just fly off of a ramp onto a busy highway, w/o taking it into consideration that the person in the lane they are flying into may not be able to move over to allow them immediate access to the road? (that pisses me off to no end, I have nearly been wrecked into numerous times due to people doing that). >:(
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: ADH13 on 02/21/06 at 10:45 pm
why do people think that a yield sign means that they can just fly off of a ramp onto a busy highway, w/o taking it into consideration that the person in the lane they are flying into may not be able to move over to allow them immediate access to the road? (that pisses me off to no end, I have nearly been wrecked into numerous times due to people doing that). >:(
I'm not sure how the laws are in Pennsylvania, but here in CA we are taught to accelerate as we drive on the ramp so that we are going at the speed of traffic by the time we approach the highway... so once we get to the highway, we really don't have a choice but to merge in, because there is noplace to stop. I try to avoid using the freeway unless it's just completely inconvenient to take the backroads for that reason though, it is kind of scary...
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/21/06 at 10:50 pm
I'm not sure how the laws are in Pennsylvania, but here in CA we are taught to accelerate as we drive on the ramp so that we are going at the speed of traffic by the time we approach the highway... so once we get to the highway, we really don't have a choice but to merge in, because there is noplace to stop. I try to avoid using the freeway unless it's just completely inconvenient to take the backroads for that reason though, it is kind of scary...
I just think that is insane though...I mean, there have been a LOT of times where I was in the slow lane, and there were numerous cars in the passing lane...and there is nowhere for people in the slow lane to move over to...and then people come flying off of the ramp, expecting you to move somewhere...but if you do, there would be a complete accident....I just don't see the logic behind that law? ???
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: ADH13 on 02/21/06 at 10:52 pm
I just think that is insane though...I mean, there have been a LOT of times where I was in the slow lane, and there were numerous cars in the passing lane...and there is nowhere for people in the slow lane to move over to...and then people come flying off of the ramp, expecting you to move somewhere...but if you do, there would be a complete accident....I just don't see the logic behind that law? ???
Yeah, there have been many times where I've been merging on and there is a car in the slow lane, and I have to decide whether to try to accelerate and get ahead of them, or slow down to let them go first, and hope the people behind me don't rear end me... I hate merging onto highways, and I try to avoid it unless I'm going somewhere clear across town.
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 02/21/06 at 10:56 pm
Well, duh, so the Smurfs could have sex. ;D
Before Smurfette came along, did the Smurfs multiply by masturbation?
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/21/06 at 10:57 pm
Yeah, there have been many times where I've been merging on and there is a car in the slow lane, and I have to decide whether to try to accelerate and get ahead of them, or slow down to let them go first, and hope the people behind me don't rear end me... I hate merging onto highways, and I try to avoid it unless I'm going somewhere clear across town.
same here...I am a fan of back roads, definitely! ;)
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Donnie Darko on 02/21/06 at 11:19 pm
Before Smurfette came along, did the Smurfs multiply by masturbation?
No, but they got their pleasure that way! ;D
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Tia on 02/22/06 at 4:58 am
No, but they got their pleasure that way! ;D
who'd they think about then? each other?
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/22/06 at 5:02 am
Before Smurfette came along, did the Smurfs multiply by masturbation?
How would that be possible?
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Howard on 02/22/06 at 6:14 am
Why don't you see a magazine for girls with disabilities pose for Playboy?
They should make a special one for that.
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/22/06 at 7:32 am
Why don't you see a magazine for girls with disabilities pose for Playboy?
They should make a special one for that.
::)
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/22/06 at 7:37 am
Why is it that in horror films, the family that buys that haunted house, built on top of the cursed burial ground, leaves only after the voice tells them to "GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!", the priest doing the exorcism gets attacked, their TV starts acting weird, and blood comes out of the walls, and not before? ::) ;D
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/22/06 at 7:39 am
^ ..and the monster/ghoul running after the person never quite catches the victim despite the idiot falling over repeatedly.
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/22/06 at 7:41 am
Girls never do catch on to never wear high heels, in the woods after a maniac chases after them!
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 02/22/06 at 8:32 am
How would that be possible?
Hell if I know, it's as good of a theory as any.
Good thing it isn't really possible to multiply in that manner, otherwise there'd be a whole army of Al's.
That's nice to know about me, right? ;D
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Step-chan on 02/22/06 at 2:24 pm
Before Smurfette came along, did the Smurfs multiply by masturbation?
Thanks for burning that painful image into my brain, scarred for life. :D
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Step-chan on 02/22/06 at 2:26 pm
Hell if I know, it's as good of a theory as any.
Good thing it isn't really possible to multiply in that manner, otherwise there'd be a whole army of Al's.
That's nice to know about me, right? ;D
And thousands upon thousands of Step-chans. :D ::) :o :P :-[
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Donnie Darko on 02/22/06 at 2:46 pm
who'd they think about then? each other?
No, they thought about Gargamel! ;D
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Tia on 02/22/06 at 2:49 pm
And thousands upon thousands of Step-chans. :D ::) :o :P :-http://www.junknugget.com/forum/images/smiles/peter-punch-no.jpg
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Howard on 02/22/06 at 4:47 pm
Why do they call it" fly" paper? ;D
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/22/06 at 4:49 pm
Why do they call it" fly" paper? ;D
Why do they call mens zips, 'FLYS' in the UK?? (US Zippers)
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Howard on 02/22/06 at 5:19 pm
Why do they call mens zips, 'FLYS' in the UK?? (US Zippers)
Beats the hell out of me.
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/22/06 at 5:21 pm
^
http://www.junknugget.com/forum/images/smiles/peter-punch-no.jpg
;D
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/22/06 at 7:19 pm
Why do they call mens zips, 'FLYS' in the UK?? (US Zippers)
flys here too
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/23/06 at 3:01 am
^ HAHAHA ;D Yeah I found that cartoon amusing too
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Trimac20 on 02/23/06 at 6:19 am
Thanks for burning that painful image into my brain, scarred for life. :D
I don't think Smurfettes made a difference for one particular smurf... :)
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 02/23/06 at 9:08 am
I don't think Smurfettes made a difference for one particular smurf... :)
Which one was that?
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Step-chan on 02/23/06 at 12:20 pm
^
http://www.junknugget.com/forum/images/smiles/peter-punch-no.jpg
What? You think I haven't done that sort of thing(sorry for bringing that thought up), if it were true what parents used to tell their kids about what would happen if they "gratified theirselves", then about 99% of all guys on this planet would be blind(among other symptoms that were said to happen).
::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
It's a good thing reproduction can't be done that way too, it would suck. :o :o :o :o
Another irony is that you have NO CLUE what I look like. :D ;D ::)
What would you say my looks(hair color, eye color), height and weight are then? :D
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Tia on 02/23/06 at 12:24 pm
What? You think I haven't done that sort of thing(sorry for bringing that thought up)no biggie, i just like using that NO! picture.
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Step-chan on 02/23/06 at 12:32 pm
no biggie, i just like using that NO! picture.
Yeah, I like to make a big production out of things part of the time(but you can tell it's for fun, since I'm using the more humorous face icons).
;D ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Howard on 02/23/06 at 3:52 pm
If there's a sunshower,rainshower and a snowshower,How come there's no dirtshower? ;D
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Step-chan on 02/23/06 at 4:03 pm
If there's a sunshower,rainshower and a snowshower,How come there's no dirtshower? ;D
Good question.
How about this one:
Why is it called taking a dump instead of leaving a dump?
I mean you're not taking it anywhere.
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Tia on 02/23/06 at 4:08 pm
Good question.
How about this one:
Why is it called taking a dump instead of leaving a dump?
I mean you're not taking it anywhere.
They play around with that a little bit in that movie "the island" when the two clone guys go to that hick bar. Not a masterpiece of comedy but sorta funny.
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Step-chan on 02/23/06 at 4:10 pm
They play around with that a little bit in that movie "the island" when the two clone guys go to that hick bar. Not a masterpiece of comedy but sorta funny.
Never seen it myself.
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Howard on 02/23/06 at 4:22 pm
Good question.
How about this one:
Why is it called taking a dump instead of leaving a dump?
I mean you're not taking it anywhere.
You're taking the dump to the toilet.
Subject: Re: Things that bother you/nagging questions.
Written By: Step-chan on 02/23/06 at 4:26 pm
You're taking the dump to the toilet.
:D ;D O0