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Subject: Oh Em Eff Gee. I bow to this old woman's KEWLNESS.
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 9:31 pm
So, I was at work today, Right? And this OLDER THAN DIRT lady comes waddling in, right? I mean, she was the oldest Em-Effing thing I've ever seen in my life . She couldn't have been a day younger than 437, I swear. MAN, She was just... old. Anyway, that's not my point..(excuse the tangent.)
ANYWAY--
The point is, after I was done obsessing over the REALLY EFFING OLD factor, I then proceed to look her up and down (Check her out. Give her the once-over, if you will) .. and as my eyes made their way down, I DISCOVERED THE MOST AWESOME PAIR OF-----
SHOES, I've EVER seen in my LIFE (Heh. Pervs. You thought I was gonna say boobs, didn't you..? :P). They were puffy and lime green and, Shoot.. I'll admit it, I secretly followed her around the store and snapped a picture, damnit..! I'm not afraid of my creepiness. I embrace it, damnit to hell..!!!11one >:-{..!
Now. Are. You. Ready. To. See. The. KEWLEST. Pair. Of. REALLY EFFING OLD. Lady. Shoes. EVAR...?! Are you, ARE YOU?! CAN YOU HANDLE THIS?!
I SAID. CAN YOU HANDLE ... THIS..!?
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http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/OldLadyShoes.jpg
*Head explodes*
Subject: Re: Oh Em Eff Gee. I bow to this old woman's KEWLNESS.
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/08/06 at 9:37 pm
you......................are............a...freak. BUT...a super cool freak, that is. Wow, what did the uber awesome oldster end up buying anyway? Her shoes look like lime green moon boots! ;D
Subject: Re: Oh Em Eff Gee. I bow to this old woman's KEWLNESS.
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 9:38 pm
you......................are............a...freak. BUT...a super cool freak, that is. Wow, what did the uber awesome oldster end up buying anyway? Her shoes look like lime green moon boots! ;D
*Collects the pieces of exploded head*
THEY WERE MOON BOOTS..! And her husband bought a Judy Garland Cd.
Subject: Re: Oh Em Eff Gee. I bow to this old woman's KEWLNESS.
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 9:39 pm
*Collects the pieces of exploded head*
THEY WERE MOON BOOTS..! And her husband bought a Judy Garland Cd.
Hell, She couldn't buy anything. The woman COULD BARELY WALK..! :o
Subject: Re: Oh Em Eff Gee. I bow to this old woman's KEWLNESS.
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/08/06 at 9:40 pm
is that her husband's beige pantleg on the left side of her green moon boot? or...am I just seeing things? LOL!
Subject: Re: Oh Em Eff Gee. I bow to this old woman's KEWLNESS.
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 9:41 pm
is that her husband's beige pantleg on the left side of her green moon boot? or...am I just seeing things? LOL!
Why, YES it is, Erin..! Very observant, of you...! :)
Subject: Re: Oh Em Eff Gee. I bow to this old woman's KEWLNESS.
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/08/06 at 9:49 pm
[quote author=MidKnightDarkness link=topic=16808.msg791547#msg791547 And her husband bought a Judy Garland Cd.
??? Judy Garland ???
hahahaa...gay, gay, gay...no other words to say. LOL! :D ;D
Subject: Re: Oh Em Eff Gee. I bow to this old woman's KEWLNESS.
Written By: whistledog on 02/08/06 at 10:00 pm
hahahaa...gay, gay, gay...no other words to say. LOL! :D ;D
Why, YES it is, Erin..! Very observant, of you...! :)
s link=topic=16808.msg
hahahaa...gay, gay, gay...no other words to say. LOL! :D ;D
791547#msg791547 And her husband bought a Judy Garland Cd.
??? Judy Garland ???
Subject: Re: Oh Em Eff Gee. I bow to this old woman's KEWLNESS.
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 10:04 pm
Wtf is going on, people? Just can't stay outta those pesky quote boxes, can ya..!
Subject: Re: Oh Em Eff Gee. I bow to this old woman's KEWLNESS.
Written By: YWN on 02/08/06 at 11:44 pm
Haha...that's awesome.
I...actually knew you were going to say shoes thouguh.
Subject: Re: Oh Em Eff Gee. I bow to this old woman's KEWLNESS.
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 02/08/06 at 11:50 pm
I...actually knew you were going to say shoes thouguh.
I thought she was gonna say pants...
Subject: Re: Oh Em Eff Gee. I bow to this old woman's KEWLNESS.
Written By: YWN on 02/08/06 at 11:51 pm
I thought she was gonna say pants...
Perv.
Subject: Re: Oh Em Eff Gee. I bow to this old woman's KEWLNESS.
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/09/06 at 12:00 am
Wow, It suprises me that I was the only one thinking Boobs.. :o
Well, actually it doesn't suprise me THAT much. But I thought that MARSH would at least think that, too..! >:-{
Subject: Re: Oh Em Eff Gee. I bow to this old woman's KEWLNESS.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/09/06 at 3:01 am
*Collects the pieces of exploded head*
THEY WERE MOON BOOTS..!
Wow, It suprises me that I was the only one thinking Boobs.. :o
Well, actually it doesn't suprise me THAT much. But I thought that MARSH would at least think that, too..! >:-{
I was NOT thinking boobs! thank you very much. actually I was thinking you were gonna say CANKLES
Subject: Re: Oh Em Eff Gee. I bow to this old woman's KEWLNESS.
Written By: Apricot on 02/09/06 at 3:05 pm
My friend Scott has bright green sneakers.. but those were actually moon boots...
Subject: Re: Oh Em Eff Gee. I bow to this old woman's KEWLNESS.
Written By: Howard on 02/09/06 at 3:32 pm
Green shoes? :o
Subject: Re: Oh Em Eff Gee. I bow to this old woman's KEWLNESS.
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/09/06 at 4:19 pm
Green shoes? :o
Ah, Indeed.
Subject: Re: Oh Em Eff Gee. I bow to this old woman's KEWLNESS.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/10/06 at 2:36 am
was this your first stalking? ::)
Subject: Re: Oh Em Eff Gee. I bow to this old woman's KEWLNESS.
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/10/06 at 9:03 am
was this your first stalking? ::)
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Wow, No, actually.. ;D
Subject: Re: Oh Em Eff Gee. I bow to this old woman's KEWLNESS.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/10/06 at 9:15 am
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Wow, No, actually.. ;D
first lol ;D, then :o whoa. you definitely have papparzzi potential
Subject: Re: Oh Em Eff Gee. I bow to this old woman's KEWLNESS.
Written By: Gis on 02/10/06 at 10:39 am
They do look really comfortable ! ;D
Subject: Re: Oh Em Eff Gee. I bow to this old woman's KEWLNESS.
Written By: Gis on 03/07/06 at 8:08 am
Had to add to this but sadly I can't show you a picture as I don't have a mobile phone with a camera :-\\
I was out shopping and I saw a little old lady with one of those bags on wheels, wearing the kind of light grey raincoat little old ladies wear, and on her feet she only had the most awesome pair of orange retro style Skechers trainers !! *Exactly* like I've been wanting for ages - I could have mugged her for them
Subject: Re: Oh Em Eff Gee. I bow to this old woman's KEWLNESS.
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/07/06 at 8:22 am
Had to add to this but sadly I can't show you a picture as I don't have a mobile phone with a camera :-\\
I was out shopping and I saw a little old lady with one of those bags on wheels, wearing the kind of light grey raincoat little old ladies wear, and on her feet she only had the most awesome pair of orange retro style Skechers trainers !! *Exactly* like I've been wanting for ages - I could have mugged her for them
You totally should have taken her. She's old, she wouldn't put up much of a fight...!
Subject: Re: Oh Em Eff Gee. I bow to this old woman's KEWLNESS.
Written By: Gis on 03/07/06 at 9:19 am
Yeah but they would have been on an old persons feet first..................
Subject: Re: Oh Em Eff Gee. I bow to this old woman's KEWLNESS.
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/07/06 at 9:27 am
Yeah but they would have been on an old persons feet first..................
... :o
*Pukes*
I never considered that. Omfg, never take my advice.. evar.
Subject: Re: Oh Em Eff Gee. I bow to this old woman's KEWLNESS.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/07/06 at 10:28 am
she may have been quite spry.
Subject: Re: Oh Em Eff Gee. I bow to this old woman's KEWLNESS.
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 03/07/06 at 10:41 am
You gotta love cool old people.
Subject: Re: Oh Em Eff Gee. I bow to this old woman's KEWLNESS.
Written By: danootaandme on 03/07/06 at 12:10 pm
You gotta love cool old people.
Odds are most of us will be old one day. Hopefully we will be kinda cool, like this lady
http://beckig-unit.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/grannyhipster.jpg.w300h341.jpg
Subject: Re: Oh Em Eff Gee. I bow to this old woman's KEWLNESS.
Written By: Howard on 03/07/06 at 5:34 pm
Odds are most of us will be old one day. Hopefully we will be kinda cool, like this lady
http://beckig-unit.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/grannyhipster.jpg.w300h341.jpg
And some of us won't. ;D
Subject: Re: Oh Em Eff Gee. I bow to this old woman's KEWLNESS.
Written By: Apricot on 03/07/06 at 7:36 pm
Odds are most of us will be old one day.
Except me.
Subject: Re: Oh Em Eff Gee. I bow to this old woman's KEWLNESS.
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/11/06 at 11:13 am
... :o
*Pukes*
I never considered that. Omfg, never take my advice.. evar.
one time I was at my grandma's house and my mom picked me up.. .I couldn't find my shoes so I was looking ALL OVER, and everyone else was too... after a while, we realized my grandma (With the fungus toes) was wearing them... :o
Subject: Re: Oh Em Eff Gee. I bow to this old woman's KEWLNESS.
Written By: La Roche on 03/11/06 at 11:18 am
one time I was at my grandma's house and my mom picked me up.. .I couldn't find my shoes so I was looking ALL OVER, and everyone else was too... after a while, we realized my grandma (With the fungus toes) was wearing them... :o
So, by default.. you have fungus toes.
Thanks for telling us all that whilst I was eating pate by the way.
Subject: Re: Oh Em Eff Gee. I bow to this old woman's KEWLNESS.
Written By: danootaandme on 03/11/06 at 2:51 pm
Except me.
Maybe not old, but all used up ;D