As popularized by the hit film "40-year-old virgin."

You know how I know you're gay?
1. your avatar's a girl.
2. you like the beach boys.
3. you have a poster of tom cruise on your wall.

I can think of someone like that. COUGHARMONICAHEMCOUGH

I'm not gay,Am I? ;D

The sight of 2 girls in a sex scene doesn't turn you on (if you're male)


I never found that attractive... Call me crazy, but I don't like to fantasize about 2 other people, female or not.

The sight of 2 girls in a sex scene doesn't turn you on (if you're male)
The thought of being one of the 2 girls in the above sex scene does turn you on (if you're female) ;)



Can I be in this sex scene? ;)

The sight of 2 girls in a sex scene doesn't turn you on (if you're male)
The thought of being one of the 2 girls in the above sex scene does turn you on (if you're female) ;)


Um... I don't get it. Why would you be attracted to two OTHER people having sex??

Um... I don't get it. Why would you be attracted to two OTHER people having sex??


haha. you're gay. :)

Um... I don't get it. Why would you be attracted to two OTHER people having sex??


Some comedian said "It's simple: no penises."

I've got no clue what they actually see in it, though.

...you think football has innings.

...you think football has innings.


....Dude... quote from yesterday:

Dave: I say, I sure hope the Yankees win this whole "Super Bowl" hub-bub.
Me: I say, they've been playing for at least 7 innings now! When do they enter multiball?
Dave: They haven't even released the hounds yet.

haha. you're gay. :)



I'm very gay.

YMBG if you buy the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, and don't realize that it's the Swimsuit Issue  ???

I'm very gay.


you know how i know?

you know how i know?



How do you know?

3. you have a poster of tom cruise on your wall.





Thank God we don't know anyone who has THAT...! Whew...

Thank God we don't know anyone who has THAT...! Whew...


Nope, Brad Pitt.  ;D

In all seriousness, looking around the house here, every poster on every wall has a guy in it. Including some in a lot of leather  ;D

I have always wondered.

Nope, Brad Pitt.  ;D

In all seriousness, looking around the house here, every poster on every wall has a guy in it. Including some in a lot of leather  ;D

I have always wondered.



Yo, I always knew you were gay--no big shocker there..

Yo, I always knew you were gay--no big shocker there..


Ah ok, good to know.

Now, I have some FABULOUSO! News!

... if you read Playboy because of the articles, which of course we all do  ::)

[quote author=whis

You mean there's NON-article material in that magazine? :o  :D


Yes, and it's quite titillating stuff ;D

[quote author=whis

How do you know?


if you ever ask, "i'm not gay, am i?", you're gay.

sorry, everybody gets called gay on this thread. it's like flame club, only gayer.

if you ever ask, "i'm not gay, am i?", you're gay.

sorry, everybody gets called gay on this thread. it's like flame club, only gayer.


I didn't know there WAS anything gayer than the flame club? ;D

[quote author=whis

if you ever posted in flame club, that's how i know you're gay.


i am gulty as charged ;D

[quote author=whis

i like abba.


that how I know you're gay!!  ;)

It is such a release, to be able to explorer my inner gay with my fellow boarders. Today I think I will explore different genres of gaytitude to see if I can find the right one for me.  Any suggestions?  ::)

[quote author=whis

I have colour co-ordinated curtains...


So, that's that, then...!

I have colour co-ordinated curtains...


So, that's that, then...!


Definitely the sign of a flaming queen!

Definitely the sign of a flaming queen!


And I've got a cat...

And the house is reasonably tidy...

All I've got to do now, is learn how to 'mince' properly...!

All I've got to do now, is learn how to 'mince' properly...!


this might help  ;D

And I've got a cat...

And the house is reasonably tidy...

All I've got to do now, is learn how to 'mince' properly...!


Do you like Pet Shop Boys, Barbra Streisand, Barry Manilow??  Hang on a minute you DO like Brotherhood Of Man and you know how the dance goes.  :D

Do you like Pet Shop Boys, Barbra Streisand, Barry Manilow??   Hang on a minute you DO like Brotherhood Of Man and you know how the dance goes.   :D


Gulp!

I like all three to a degree...(and yes, I remember 'that' dance!)

However, I've never watched 'Ooooooooo-klahoma'!

...you're wearing teal.

...you think catherine zeta-jones was "simply fabulous" in "chicago."

...you like juliana hatfield.

When you start to lisp ;D

....you have a girl's username and you're a guy (or vice versa) ;)


certainly true in theory, but i can't think of anyone around here like that.

You know you're a lesbian when...? ;D

When you start to lisp ;D


I'm not sthur i know whath your thorking abouth?

LMFAO  ;D

OR, your sig line reads "I simply ADORED liza in 'Cabaret'" ;D ;D ;D

interesting observation! doesn't ring a bell though.

i feel pretty, oh so very pretty...

interesting observation! doesn't ring a bell though.

i feel pretty, oh so very pretty...


Now thats GAY ;D

Now thats GAY ;D


you know how i know you're gay?

When you start to lisp ;D


Uh... I'm not sure I get that one.

OR, your sig line reads "I simply ADORED liza in 'Cabaret'" ;D ;D ;D

.....you make 3 snaps in a "Z" formation, throw your head back, turn around and prance away. O0



Well that explains a lot...

....you have a girl's username and you're a guy (or vice versa) ;)


Of course, La is the feminine. But have i ever claimed to be male

Speaking of being gay, did y'all see the guy on AI last night who first sang Cher (poorly), then wanted to sing Judy Garland and THEN got all offended when Simon suggested he become a female impersonator? ;D ;D ;D ;D




OMG! That was hilarious! He was a wacko for sure! ;)

judy's a dead giveaway.

You subscribe to International Male.
You do your wife's hair.
You carry a dog around with you.

...your umbrella handle is shaped like a duck.

You carry a man bag

heehee....hubby and the guys he works with call those "murses"....a guy they work with (who IS openly gay) carries one ;D ;D


Is a ladies bag like that called a purse in the US?

Is a ladies bag like that called a purse in the US?


only if you're gay.

whatever happened to fanny packs? are they still around?

whatever happened to fanny packs? are they still around?


Never ever called them that.  But then fanny means something else here

LMAO  ;D ;D  ;D ;D we call Fanny Packs, Bum Bags here in the UK (they were an 80's thing)..I'm almost passing out laughing at the double meanings of those items - yet they're the same thing!!!   ;D

could a BumBag be a vagrant?

Never ever called them that.  But then fanny means something else here


"fanny" has the same double-meaning here. "fannypack" is a very, very unfortunate term.

"fanny" has the same double-meaning here. "fannypack" is a very, very unfortunate term.


;D Glad you guys get it too!!  and yes it is unfortunate  ;D ;D

Yes, or a pocketbook, depending on where you live (pocketbook is used mostly on the East Coast) :)


See, to me, a purse is a like a wallet, a place to keep my cards and money.  I would usually call it a handbag (even though I would put it over my shoulder!)



Which brings us to

YKHIKYG?

you carry your loose change around in a purse

...You like Paul McCartney's "Rockshow."

I was watching that and was struck by how light in the loafers paul is. and how he has a penchant for UBER-tight plaid slacks. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

You think that people would have had enough of thilly love thongs.

...You like Paul McCartney's "Rockshow."

I was watching that and was struck by how light in the loafers paul is. and how he has a penchant for UBER-tight plaid slacks. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

You think that people would have had enough of thilly love thongs.


I never said he was butch.
and now that he's aging, he's looking more and more like an old british lady...like Eric Idle in drag in Python.

I never said he was butch.
and now that he's aging, he's looking more and more like an old british lady...like Eric Idle in drag in Python.
There's a very cool documentary about wings that you can get from netflix -- or probably rent at blockbuster or whatever -- and I think it's the one that's got scenes of his early rehearsals with wings in like 1972, thereabouts, and he's prancing and sashaying, all cocked on one hip. I'm like, dag. It's even funnier because his first guitarist back then, I forget his name, was superbutch -- all with the muttonchops and looking just like a sandy-haired lemmy, from motorhead. That was when they were just going around the country (UK) in a van working on their chops and just dropping by random bars and clubs and going, hey, you want to have paul mccartney play here tonight? Can you imagine, you're hanging around joe's pub playing some nine-ball and suddenly paul mccartney and wings sets up and starts playing for the fifteen people in the bar? omg. omg!

I would actually give a little finger to have been at one of those surprise mccartney shows. Actually a finger, you could have it.

There's a very cool documentary about wings that you can get from netflix -- or probably rent at blockbuster or whatever -- and I think it's the one that's got scenes of his early rehearsals with wings in like 1972, thereabouts, and he's prancing and sashaying, all cocked on one hip. I'm like, dag. It's even funnier because his first guitarist back then, I forget his name, was superbutch -- all with the muttonchops and looking just like a sandy-haired lemmy, from motorhead. That was when they were just going around the country (UK) in a van working on their chops and just dropping by random bars and clubs and going, hey, you want to have paul mccartney play here tonight? Can you imagine, you're hanging around joe's pub playing some nine-ball and suddenly paul mccartney and wings sets up and starts playing for the fifteen people in the bar? omg. omg!

I would actually give a little finger to have been at one of those surprise mccartney shows. Actually a finger, you could have it.



I'd give a limb.
And yeah, he's a little swishy.
but that young face of his was soooooo cute!  still, I could knock him down.
I wonder if he can or could fight ever?  I can't see it.

I'd give a limb.
And yeah, he's a little swishy.
but that young face of his was soooooo cute!  still, I could knock him down.
I wonder if he can or could fight ever?  I can't see it.
His arms are real, real skinny in that doc footage. Linda, though, who I also love, always struck me as a bit, er, mannish -- i imagine at any sign of trouble paul would just sic her on any perceived opponent. Sorta like a hitwife.

On one of the other disks on the dvd they show the wings bodyguard, this 6'11" whatever guy, enormous dude. but there's also this moment where they're interviewing paul and talking about, do you think your career is over now that you're 33, and he was getting TICKED OFF. I thought he was gonna go at that reporter with something blunt.

His arms are real, real skinny in that doc footage. Linda, though, who I also love, always struck me as a bit, er, mannish -- i imagine at any sign of trouble paul would just sic her on any perceived opponent. Sorta like a hitwife.

On one of the other disks on the dvd they show the wings bodyguard, this 6'11" whatever guy, enormous dude. but there's also this moment where they're interviewing paul and talking about, do you think your career is over now that you're 33, and he was getting TICKED OFF. I thought he was gonna go at that reporter with something blunt.



Pretty funny!  Shall we start the "Paul is swishy" thread?

anyway, getting back to the subject-
You know how I know you're gay? You sleep with men.

Yes, or a pocketbook, depending on where you live (pocketbook is used mostly on the East Coast) :)


That is so true. I've used there here in Cali and people look at me like I am crazy.

....when you discuss a club's decor before you talked about the music or the people there.
....you are a male and actually use the word decor

You tell other men how good they look today

Pretty funny!  Shall we start the "Paul is swishy" thread?

anyway, getting back to the subject-
You know how I know you're gay? You sleep with men.


Ope! You're onto me!

Actually once I went to a conference and everyone I went with was basically gay or bisexual and the way it shook out I ended up sharing a room with a double bed with this friend of mine who happened to be a gay guy. So I'm all, what will happen, what will happen??????????, and then the first day comes to a close we go to the room, he brushes his teeth, comes to the bed in his boxers and was just, okay, night, and turned over and was sawin' logs within like ten seconds. I was like wait, shouldn't there at least be an ambiguous, awkward moment? What gives? What am I, an unsightly troll over here?

Dag! guess I just wasn't pretty enough.

Ope! You're onto me!

Actually once I went to a conference and everyone I went with was basically gay or bisexual and the way it shook out I ended up sharing a room with a double bed with this friend of mine who happened to be a gay guy. So I'm all, what will happen, what will happen??????????, and then the first day comes to a close we go to the room, he brushes his teeth, comes to the bed in his boxers and was just, okay, night, and turned over and was sawin' logs within like ten seconds. I was like wait, shouldn't there at least be an ambiguous, awkward moment? What gives? What am I, an unsightly troll over here?

Dag! guess I just wasn't pretty enough.


Ha!
You were flattering yourself?  I have told numerous friends..."real men" that get touchy and homophobic...just becauase a man is gay it does not necesarily make you attractive!

Ha!
You were flattering yourself?  I have told numerous friends..."real men" that get touchy and homophobic...just becauase a man is gay it does not necesarily make you attractive!
Troodat. Although "sleeping" with a single straight female in a friendly capacity would probably provoke similar anxieties -- to wit, hey, shouldn't this at least be weird? What am I, chopped liver?

Maybe I should have just made a pass at him.

Troodat. Although "sleeping" with a single straight female in a friendly capacity would probably provoke similar anxieties -- to wit, hey, shouldn't this at least be weird? What am I, chopped liver?

Maybe I should have just made a pass at him.


When in doubt, be pro-active.

1. You're a nurse
2. You have a cat or a lapdog
3. You're favorite colour is purple
4. You play the flute
5. You drink cosmopolitans

1. You're a nurse
2. You have a cat or a lapdog
3. You're favorite colour is purple
4. You play the flute
5. You drink cosmopolitans
...your cell phone ring is a cat's meow.

I love the whole thing in meet the parents where fokker's a nurse.

...your cell phone ring is a cat's meow.




or better, a purr

Another word with different meanings in different countries (which just happens to fit right in with this thread):  fag ;D


LMAO   ;D ;D ;D

I don't like Fags they smell and give me a bad throat.

http://www.thisisthelife.com/photos/experiences/large/gay-pride-sydney.jpg


When you start attending The Gay And Lesbian Parade and you're straight. ;D

http://www.thisisthelife.com/photos/experiences/large/gay-pride-sydney.jpg



Wow. That's pretty gay.

Wow. That's pretty gay.



That's gay enough to be gay. ;D

That's gay enough to be gay. ;D

Is his name Gaylord McGay?

http://www.thisisthelife.com/photos/experiences/large/gay-pride-sydney.jpg


Blurghhh  :o :o

Is his name Gaylord McGay?



Probably "******". ;D

YKHIKYAG?  Because people who are not gay laugh when they are called gay, and people who are out there gay say "yeah so what"
but people who go on and on and on about not being gay are just soooooooo gay.  ;D
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when you sport the colorful rainbow on everything you own.

You ask "Do these make my butt look big?"



* these only apply to men ;)



And if they don't you look for a pair that do    ;D

Oh man- so fabulous,it hurts.
http://usera.imagecave.com/kgilmartin/parade.jpg

Oh man- so fabulous,it hurts.
http://usera.imagecave.com/kgilmartin/parade.jpg


I'm the one above the front one's right elbow.

I'm the one above the front one's right elbow.


lol...you must be pretty gay to be in the Tokyo annual gay pride parade.

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/140530328X.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


This is as gay as you can get. ;D

As popularized by the hit film "40-year-old virgin."

You know how I know you're gay?
1. your avatar's a girl.
2. you like the beach boys.
3. you have a poster of tom cruise on your wall.



I guess that would make me 1/3 gay, as I  have an avatar of Puchiko(which is a girl). But I have no interest in men..... hmmm... you need to put down more reason as to why you think you know someone is gay.

You know how to "air kiss."


This doesn't mean you're gay. ???

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/140530328X.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


This is as gay as you can get. ;D


No it isn't Howard.

In Canada that's how everybody greets each other.

You must be gay for thinking it's gay because only a gay would be so gay that they'd claim being gay was gay in a gay sense of the word gay, OGay?

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/140530328X.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


This is as gay as you can get. ;D



Okay.........................................................  ::) :D If you're trying to shock me, you're going to have to try harder than that.

:D :D :D :D ::) ::) ::) ::)

In Canada that's how everybody greets each other.


how french! teee heee

how french! teee heee


You should see what's it's like in Estonia.

Put it this way, the STD rate is high for a reason.

No it isn't Howard.

In Canada that's how everybody greets each other.

You must be gay for thinking it's gay because only a gay would be so gay that they'd claim being gay was gay in a gay sense of the word gay, OGay?



Be Quiet,You don't know what gay is if it hit you in the face. ;D

Be Quiet,You don't know what gay is if it hit you in the face. ;D


A Gay wouldn't hit me, He'd slap me and say "ooohh behave"

I guess that would make me 1/3 gay, as I  have an avatar of Puchiko(which is a girl). But I have no interest in men..... hmmm... you need to put down more reason as to why you think you know someone is gay.
No! that makes you full-on gay!

I have NO TOLERANCE for men who have girl avatars! Anyone found guilty of it should be flogged and deported.

No! that makes you full-on gay!

I have NO TOLERANCE for men who have girl avatars! Anyone found guilty of it should be flogged and deported.




You could get flogged by Street-fightin' Tia!

No! that makes you full-on gay!
I have NO TOLERANCE for men who have girl avatars! Anyone found guilty of it should be flogged and deported.


Busy tonight?

I have a gay friend Richard but I don't want to hang out with him cause he lives all the way in Brooklyn.

Busy tonight?


Stop! If they see me laughing at my workstation they know I'm not workin'!

Stop! If they see me laughing at my workstation they know I'm not workin'!


I'm not busy. ;D

Stop! If they see me laughing at my workstation they know I'm not workin'!


I understand, you don't like Fat Chicks.

I understand, you don't like Fat Chicks.


Why she doesn't like Fat Chicks?

I understand, you don't like Fat Chicks.
Depends where the fat is

No! that makes you full-on gay!

I have NO TOLERANCE for men who have girl avatars! Anyone found guilty of it should be flogged and deported.




OKAY........ Sounds funny coming from someone who's avatar is a picture of a girl. ::) :D

Depends where the fat is


Fat is where it's at.

Fat is where it's at.


;D ;D ;D ;D

;D ;D ;D ;D



You're Gay. ;D

You're Gay. ;D


How so? ::) :D

OKAY........ Sounds funny coming from someone who's avatar is a picture of a girl. ::) :D
street-fightin' tia plays by a different set of rules!

Actually I noticed that most of the women on this site are women and most of the men are... also women. (look at nally, what's his face with the card-flippin' supermodels, you...) I wonder if that's for the same reason men's magazines feature mostly women and women's magazines also feature mostly women.???

How so? ::) :D



I think we're all gay after we're born

street-fightin' tia plays by a different set of rules!

Actually I noticed that most of the women on this site are women and most of the men are... also women. (look at nally, what's his face with the card-flippin' supermodels, you...) I wonder if that's for the same reason men's magazines feature mostly women and women's magazines also feature mostly women.???



this hot chick has got a hot chick as her avatar...wait...is that gay?

How so? ::) :D
It doesn't pay to be too defensive on the YKHIKYG thread. Someone calls you gay, you pretty much have two alternatives:

1. admit it, whether it's true or not, or
2. immediately call someone ELSE gay

street-fightin' tia plays by a different set of rules!

Actually I noticed that most of the women on this site are women and most of the men are... also women. (look at nally, what's his face with the card-flippin' supermodels, you...) I wonder if that's for the same reason men's magazines feature mostly women and women's magazines also feature mostly women.???



No she don't. ::) :D ;D

Well, at first my avatar was a guy, Luffy D. Monkey from One Piece, wanted one of Puchiko(which was what I wanted from the beggining), Tam found it for me.

I think we're all gay after we're born


Happy gay?

It doesn't pay to be too defensive on the YKHIKYG thread. Someone calls you gay, you pretty much have two alternatives:

1. admit it, whether it's true or not, or
2. immediately call someone ELSE gay



1. I don't act like something I'm not. :D ;D

2. I don't play offense too much, I save that for video games. :D ::)

I'll post my way and you post your way. ;)

It doesn't pay to be too defensive on the YKHIKYG thread. Someone calls you gay, you pretty much have two alternatives:

1. admit it, whether it's true or not, or
2. immediately call someone ELSE gay


you're right!
You can see it everywhere in the animal kingdom-

this hot chick has got a hot chick as her avatar...wait...is that gay?
on this thread everything is gay.

You know I don't actually know what you look like! Although Elizabeth Montgomery is the living end. if only I were a little more straight...

on this thread everything is gay.

You know I don't actually know what you look like! Although Elizabeth Montgomery is the living end. if only I were a little more straight...



yeah, she's the best.
here's me from the what you look like thread..
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,111.msg751355.html#msg751355
(will this link actualy help?)

Happy gay?



A little bit of it.

yeah, she's the best.
here's me from the what you look like thread..
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,111.msg751355.html#msg751355
(will this link actualy help?)


Hmm, I'm feelin kinda gay now.

Hmm, I'm feelin kinda gay now.



How Gay Are you?

Hmm, I'm feelin kinda gay now.


Looked funny next Mr. Pitt's face.

Looked funny next Mr. Pitt's face.



Are you gay today? ;D

Are you gay today? ;D


kinda.  feeling a litttle gay today.

kinda.  feeling a litttle gay today.



What would happen If Robin thought I was gay? ;D

Actually I noticed that most of the women on this site are women and most of the men are... also women. (look at nally, what's his face with the card-flippin' supermodels, you...)


I'm John Congleton!

Hmm, I'm feelin kinda gay now.
Suddenly I'm feeling less gay for perhaps the same reason. ;)

Suddenly I'm feeling less gay for perhaps the same reason. ;)


maybe you need alittle break from the gayness and go chop some wood or build a shed or something.

quittin time! see ya'll tonight!
KK

Suddenly I'm feeling less gay for perhaps the same reason. ;)


;D

It's Ok, we have Brad to get us through the cold cold night.

;D

It's Ok, we have Brad to get us through the cold cold night.
But wait! that would make me gay!

Hold on... AM i gay? I've joked around back and forth so many times now I'm just not sure anymore... :-\\

Let me look at my nails real quick.

But wait! that would make me gay!

Hold on... AM i gay? I've joked around back and forth so many times now I'm just not sure anymore... :-\\

Let me look at my nails real quick.


Face it,

Would you rather be Gay with Brad Pitt or get arrested with young Tia there and sent to jail where you could share sweet secrets with Clyde.

Face it,

Would you rather be Gay with Brad Pitt or get arrested with young Tia there and sent to jail where you could share sweet secrets with Clyde.
At the moment tia's kinda looking like she would kick my ass before I even tried anything and the johnnies wouldn't even need to get involved.

...you're a guy who pees sitting down.

...you're a guy who pees sitting down.


What about a lady who pee's standing up?

What about a lady who pee's standing up?


that's just a lady without a toilet.

that's just a lady without a toilet.


;D

Of course, we all know the bench-mark for being gay.

You have sex with members of your own gender in a manner not regulated by the American Federal Sexual Activity's Commission.

A little bit of it.


Cool. 8)

...you're a guy who pees sitting down.


I'm guilty of that. :-[ :( :-\\

I'm guilty of that. :-[ :( :-\\


How's that workin' for ya chief

Hmm. Not necessarily something to put at the top of your resume.

YKHIKYG? You wear a fuschia "greater Houston boston terrier society" tee shirt.

YKHIKYG? You take is as a compliment when people tell you you have a body like a ballet dancer.

YKHIKYG? You keep posting things on this thread that you yourself are guilty of.

THAT's how I know.

You know all the words to 'Big Rock Candy Mountain'

How's that workin' for ya chief


::) ::) ::) ::)

I have the right to remain silent, if I give up that right, anything I say can and will be used against me in the court of law.

:D :D :D :D

Hmm. Not necessarily something to put at the top of your resume.

YKHIKYG? You wear a fuschia "greater Houston boston terrier society" tee shirt.

YKHIKYG? You take is as a compliment when people tell you you have a body like a ballet dancer.

YKHIKYG? You keep posting things on this thread that you yourself are guilty of.

THAT's how I know.




YKHIKYG? When you start threads called "You know how I know you're gay?"

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

You know all the words to 'Big Rock Candy Mountain'
Or every line of the rocky horror picture show.

YKHIKYG? You wear a fuschia "greater Houston boston terrier society" tee shirt.




I just busted out loud in the office...dead giveaway that you're not working.
guess I"ll be back later.

I just busted out loud in the office...dead giveaway that you're not working.
guess I"ll be back later.


Oh I dunno, HR can make anybody laugh.

Tell me if any of there things I do make me gay.....

1. Reading Garfield, Cathy, Calvin and Hobbes, For better of for worse and Dilbert.

2. Looking up anime catgirl images on google.

3. Watching Viva La Bam on MTV2.

4. Laughing at reviews of Cho Aniki(an import video game series, google it).

5. Dancing to anime theme songs.

6. Making a list like this

7. Making monster ideas for RPGs like Sailor Beavis and Sailor Butt-head.

I just being silly here....... :D :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ::) ::) ::) ::)

Tell me if any of there things I do make me gay.....
2. Looking up anime catgirl images on google.
5. Dancing to anime theme songs.
7. Making monster ideas for RPGs like Sailor Beavis and Sailor Butt-head.


No, these things just make me worry about my young relatives.

No, these things just make me worry about my young relatives.


In what way? ???

In what way? ???


I'm just messing with you.

Just wasn't aware that anime was a big thing anymore  :-\\

I'm out of the loop I guess.

I'm just messing with you.

Just wasn't aware that anime was a big thing anymore  :-\\

I'm out of the loop I guess.


I'm out of loop when it comes to parody submissions, mine don't get many votes(I do alot of Nirvana song parodies), I was just curious though, no big deal.

;) ;) ;) ;)

I'm out of loop when it comes to parody submissions, mine don't get many votes(I do alot of Nirvana song parodies), I was just curious though, no big deal.

;) ;) ;) ;)


Yes well, you get back to your cat pornography now then.

Yes well, you get back to your cat pornography now then.


I don't have catgirl pornography, well at least not from the net, as I do own one series called "Dragon
Pink". :D ::)

I meant just catgirl images of all kinds, I use the library's internet service and the majority of all X-rated material in general is filtered anyway, I only do searches like that when I'm EXTREMELY bored, the last time I searches like that was probably October of last year, I'm not into pornography that much.

;)

I don't have catgirl pornography, well at least not from the net, as I do own one series called "Dragon
Pink". :D ::)

I meant just catgirl images of all kinds, I use the library's internet service and the majority of all X-rated material in general is filtered anyway, I only do searches like that when I'm EXTREMELY bored, the last time I searches like that was probably October of last year, I'm not into pornography that much.

;)


Any Catboy Pornography, after all, we're very accepting in this thread.

Any Catboy Pornography, after all, we're very accepting in this thread.


(Points to post and starts laughing) ;D ;D ;D ;D

http://mk23.image.pbase.com/u46/didwest/large/35414787.fag.jpg

This is as gay as gay can get. ;D

http://mk23.image.pbase.com/u46/didwest/large/35414787.fag.jpg

This is as gay as gay can get. ;D


Red X's don't get any gayer than that. ::)

Red X's don't get any gayer than that. ::)



I can see it.You must be blind. ;D

I can see it.You must be blind. ;D

nope. red x.

I can see it.You must be blind. ;D


I think it's the computer I'm using, it's showing a red X, not your fault or mine.

Can you post the URL by itself?

I think it's the computer I'm using, it's showing a red X, not your fault or mine.

Can you post the URL by itself?



I can try.

Thank god for howard's broken link. Between the whizzing sitting down and the anime catporn I was afraid my precious thread was going to take a turn for the very, very dark.

Thank god for howard's broken link. Between the whizzing sitting down and the anime catporn I was afraid my precious thread was going to take a turn for the very, very dark.


funny how desparate everyone is to see gay pictures.

Thank god for howard's broken link. Between the whizzing sitting down and the anime catporn I was afraid my precious thread was going to take a turn for the very, very dark.


No, thankfully there is no Bum-Cum here.

funny how desparate everyone is to see gay pictures.

what do you mean? I'M NOT GAY!

now let's see those pictures, baby.

what do you mean? I'M NOT GAY!

now let's see those pictures, baby.



yeah!
(as long as they are not gay self-portraits.) :-\\

Thank god for howard's broken link. Between the whizzing sitting down and the anime catporn I was afraid my precious thread was going to take a turn for the very, very dark.


So my picture didn't work?

So my picture didn't work?
In that it changed the subject from pornographic cat cartoons it worked like a charm. But all I saw was a red x.

In that it changed the subject from pornographic cat cartoons it worked like a charm. But all I saw was a red x.


Ok,I'll try something different.

In that it changed the subject from pornographic cat cartoons it worked like a charm.

whew!

What about a lady who pee's standing up?



well, that's kind of interesting...I actually tried that when I was younger...it didn't work too well. I have always envied the fact that guys can take a pee just about anywhere. :-\\

well, that's kind of interesting...I actually tried that when I was younger...it didn't work too well. I have always envied the fact that guys can take a pee just about anywhere. :-\\


Yes, but that is socially frowned upon and is not tolerated in most countries.

Yes, but that is socially frowned upon and is not tolerated in most countries.



what is? peeing in public?  I mean...I don't wanna see random men taking a piss just anywhere...but guys can stop along the side of a road, pee in the woods, or their backyard...I dunno, it just seems very convenient! LOL! :D

Thank god for howard's broken link. Between the whizzing sitting down and the anime catporn I was afraid my precious thread was going to take a turn for the very, very dark.


I didn't say anything about catgirl porn until La Roche did, I said something about looking up catgirl images at first, but I didn't say whether it was porn or not, she just assumed it was about porn.

::) ::) ::) ::) ::) :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) :P :P :P :P :P

funny how desparate everyone is to see gay pictures.



LMAO ;D ;D ;D ;D

In that it changed the subject from pornographic cat cartoons it worked like a charm. But all I saw was a red x.


There you go again, does everyone on here think I'm a porn freak? ??? :-\\

http://www.gae.co.jp/game/choaniki/imgs/damage.jpg

Now ask yourself: WTF?

http://www.gae.co.jp/game/choaniki/imgs/damage.jpg

http://www.simplywondering.com/images/LittleCatGirl.jpg

There, now I've posted alittle of both sides of this situation.

http://www.simplywondering.com/images/LittleCatGirl.jpg

http://www.gae.co.jp/game/choaniki/imgs/damage.jpg

Now ask yourself: WTF?

http://www.gae.co.jp/game/choaniki/imgs/damage.jpg


that's crazy. if I have dreams about that, i'll get you!
ick.

I didn't say anything about catgirl porn until La Roche did, I said something about looking up catgirl images at first, but I didn't say whether it was porn or not, she just assumed it was about porn.

::) ::) ::) ::) ::) :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) :P :P :P :P :P


;D

I've heard about that anime pornography before.

A guy I used to know was seriously in to it. Needless to say I don't think I spoke to him after that.

yikes!

...if you're a guy and you've ever said, "don't show them that picture of me! i hate that picture!" that's how i know you're gay.

yikes!

...if you're a guy and you've ever said, "don't show them that picture of me! i hate that picture!" that's how i know you're gay.


also a good reason to break up with someone. I would, anyway.

I know a guy that says he's 'a little gay." that means you're gay.

...you're a guy who pees sitting down.


Hey, it's my house! Don't judge me!

Hey, it's my house! Don't judge me!
if you wee-wee sitting down, i have to judge you. sorry.

the shirt im wearing today makes me look fat.

http://mk23.image.pbase.com/u46/didwest/large/35414787.fag.jpg

This is as gay as gay can get. ;D


i followed that link and he just kinda looks like a guy hanging around. although he's wearing some silvery thing, i suppose that might be construed as gay.

he's obviously very hot. even i can see that, and i'm not even gay.

http://channels.netscape.com/homerealestate/feature.jsp?story=ASKMEN_whatmensecretlylove&floc=HR-1_T

LIFESTYLE
Things Men Say They Hate, But Secretly Enjoy

By Ryan Murphy
Askmen.com Lifestyle Commentator


Men -- we're simple creatures. We like meat, we scratch ourselves in public and we cheer every time someone in a uniform chases a ball. Look beneath the surface, however, and you'll find we harbor our own fair share of guilty pleasures -- pleasures so secretive that men around the globe have conspired to keep them under wraps... until now.
So what do we say we hate, but secretly enjoy? The list might surprise you.

Gymnastics

Why we say we don't like it: Any sport with bars that are still uneven after this many years clearly doesn't have its act together.

Why we secretly enjoy it: We don't know the rules and we couldn't care less whether America wins the gold, but damn it if we don't have a soft spot in our hearts for flexible girls in leotards. In addition to satisfying our sporting joneses, gymnastics also provide us with more gorgeous Russian villainesses than a dozen James Bond movies combined.


TV Shows for Women

Why we say we don't like them: If we wanted to spend the night watching women scream and cry, we'd just proposition our girlfriend's roommate.

Why we secretly enjoy them: In two words: eye candy. From Teri Hatcher and Eva Longoria to Jennifer Beals and Mia Kirshner, shows like Desperate Housewives and The L Word are loaded with sizzling hotties. Plus, every now and again, you actually get to see them lock lips. Frankly, what's not to enjoy?


Cosmo Magazine

Why we say we don't like it: "7 Sexy Summer Hairstyles" + "5 Surprising Keys To Happiness" + "8 Ways To Pamper Your Man" = 20 ways to bore you into a coma.

Why we secretly enjoy it: Sure, the articles are inane, but pound for pound, no magazine outside of Play..boy flashes more cleavage on its cover. Dare to look inside and you'll also get an incredibly candid look at the delicate inner workings of the female mind. On second thought, stick with the cover; it's far more entertaining.

and why do you have such easy access to such gay information?

and why do you have such easy access to such gay information?


because i'm not gay.

actually i'm downloading netscape navigator and this story was on the front page at netscape.

netscape is gay?

netscape is gay?


Have you ever seen it with a girl?

Have you ever seen it with a girl?
yeah but they just stayed up all night talking.

yeah but they just stayed up all night talking.


Damn fag!

Damn fag!


i asked netscape and it insists it's not gay.

i asked netscape and it insists it's not gay.


Ask him about the white marks on his pants.

Ask him about the white marks on his pants.
the germans have a single word for that. "hobbyflecken." it's incredibly obscene. i said it once in germany and this awkward silence fell over the room like i'd just mentioned the war.

You know how i know your gay...

http://whpd9616.free.fr/Gary_Glitter_Im_the_leader_of_the_gang_E.JPG

YKHIKYG?  You use the word "wee-wee" ;)
usually i say "tinkle."

usually i say "tinkle."


see my comments in "you're so dumped"...no baby talk!

see my comments in "you're so dumped"...no baby talk!
you have to make an exception if you're talking about a dude who whizzes sitting down. then baby talk conveys it perfectly.

look, i didn't make up these rules.

well, okay, i did. but that doesn't make them any less valid.

well, okay, i did. but that doesn't make them any less valid.

good point, well made.
ok.
only when we're talking peeing.

(I never thought I'd be having this conversation... :-\\_

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f101/kparry/DSC00405.jpg
You have a mailbox that looks like ^


Ooohh, suit you.

It's a neighbor's ;)


You know how i know you're gay...

You suffer mailbox envy.

Ya know how i know the guy's down the street are gay?

They live together, act very effeminately, have lawn ornaments, always dress immaculately, have more garden furniture than everyone else on the street and own a yellow car.

It was tough to work out.

good point, well made.
ok.
only when we're talking peeing.

(I never thought I'd be having this conversation... :-\\_


definitely more than happy to talk at length about the minutiae of elizabeth montgomery's career, or bob lazar! :)

definitely more than happy to talk at length about the minutiae of elizabeth montgomery's career, or bob lazar! :)


SAME HERE- but I only have time for short posts while at work. :(

SAME HERE- but I only have time for short posts while at work. :(
well, we'd better stick with urination then.

YKHIKYG?

You weren't thinking of the parcel when the new DHL boy handed you his "package". ::)

YKHIKYG?

You weren't thinking of the parcel when the new DHL boy handed you his "package". ::)


Something to share?

;D

I've heard about that anime pornography before.

A guy I used to know was seriously in to it. Needless to say I don't think I spoke to him after that.


Well, just because I say something about catgirl images, doesn't mean I'm talking about pornography. I wonder if the guy you're talking about is the same one I seen here at the library, I mean he was REALLY into it. He tried to get me to order some for him and said he'd pay me back, of course, I wasn't about to do him any favors, but I didn't judge him based on his obsessiveness either. I think since I've started collecting anime in 1994, I've bought at the most, 12 or 13 adult anime titles(some I sold for store credit at a comic store), most of them are more fan service based adult than sexual and I own at least 150(I've lost the exact count along time ago) others(videos and DVDs combined together) that range from everyone to 16+, alot are Dragon Ball, Ranma 1/2, Urusei Yatsura and others like Excel Saga and Tenchi.

Of course, I probably brought this on myself for mentioning hentai in the past on this site, I'm glad I'm not really doing it now. I guess I was getting it out of my system at that time(trying to make something to talk about, should've known better, not the best topic to try, but that's me, ol' spacey airheaded Step-chan, I don't think ahead about stuff like that. At least not until I face the consequences later).

YKHIKYG?

You weren't thinking of the parcel when the new DHL boy handed you his "package". ::)
you know, if i were straight i would get a real big kick out of that scene in charlie's angels when what's her neck is in her underwear telling that UPS guy he can stick things in her slot.

i mean if i weren't a gay alien girl.

i mean because i am.

oi, i think i should just better lie down a minute.

that's crazy. if I have dreams about that, i'll get you!
ick.



:-[ :-\\

Sorry, it's from some import game called Choaniki, it's just strange shooter type video game with abit of homosexual flare to it. I actually find it to be funny just because of that.

:D :D :D :D :D

I don't think of the parcel when MY DHL guy hands me his "package" (you should see my DHL guy, he's a hottie :P)


If he can detatch and hand you his package, I think you need to question if he is really a he.

You know how i know your gay...

http://whpd9616.free.fr/Gary_Glitter_Im_the_leader_of_the_gang_E.JPG


He's openly gay. ;D

I know you're gay because I saw you smooching up at lover's peak ;D

[quote author=whis

Where Is That?


Next to the sausage factory

I just submitted a parody about Puchiko, does that make me gay or a post whore?(and why do my responses to other quotes get ingored half the time, like when I'm defending myself, happens more often on gamefaqs and here than it does anywhere else?)

:-\\ ??? :\'(

and why do my responses to other quotes get ingored half the time, like when I'm defending myself
:-\\ ??? :\'(


perhaps we start to reply but then become mesmerized by those big saucery eyes and forget what we were going to say.

i get ignored all the time. i just keep soldiering on with my barbie-blender art and mickey mouse gasmasks anyway. i wouldn't worry about it.

and yes, you're a gay postwhore.

:)

perhaps we start to reply but then become mesmerized by those big saucery eyes and forget what we were going to say.

i get ignored all the time. i just keep soldiering on with my barbie-blender art and mickey mouse gasmasks anyway. i wouldn't worry about it.

and yes, you're a gay postwhore.


Okay. ::) On gamefaqs, there seems to be alot of one-uppers(the types that will top your post), they're the types who aren't brave enough to stick around either, which is annoying.

Okay. ::) On gamefaqs, there seems to be alot of one-uppers(the types that will top your post), they're the types who aren't brave enough to stick around either, which is annoying.
"top your post"? how's that work?

kim richards has a new movie coming out! i keep making little "eeeeee!" noises and fluttering my arms in front of me with excitement. that's how i know i'm gay.

it's going to be hard maintaining this level of enthusiam until december but i think i can do it.

"top your post"? how's that work?

kim richards has a new movie coming out! i keep making little "eeeeee!" noises and fluttering my arms in front of me with excitement. that's how i know i'm gay.

it's going to be hard maintaining this level of enthusiam until december but i think i can do it.


Say if I say something like(I actually did a post like this on a topic on gamefaqs): "I've watched alot of anime and I think that they did a good job with the voice acting in this video game".

Some ****nut quoted and responded to mine saying: "Step-chan, I have a s***load of anime and believe when I say that this is the worst voice acting I have ever heard", then he goes on listing some shows that I should check out(I guess to he wanted me to brush up on my VA knowlegde), they really need a social board on gamefaqs, so everyone can get to know each other(he thought I was apparently in my teens). I did respond back to his quote, but he never came back, what a coward!

I ended writing a parody venting some of my frustation with the forum trolls on that site, it goes to Aerosmith's "Toys in the attic".

Dejiko is here, Dejiko is here, Dejiko is here
she wants to help someone
Puchiko is cute, Puchiko is cute, Puchiko is cute
let's give her a hug
Rinna likes to sleep, Rinna likes to sleep, Rinna likes to sleep
she naps all the time
Meek likes to run, Meek likes to run, Meek likes to run
they want to play!

Play! play! play!

Dejiko's dream, Dejiko's dream, Dejiko's dream
is to be an actress
it's what she wants, it's what she wants, it's what she wants
it's her passion
Puchiko is small, Puchiko is small, Puchiko is small
her name means petit
she's adorable, she's adorable, she's adorable
she has a cute gaze!

Gaze! gaze! gaze!

Meek likes fish, Meek likes fish, Meek likes fish
it's her favorite food
she likes to play, she likes to play, she likes to play
she's in a good mood
Rinna likes to bake, Rinna likes to bake, Rinna likes to bake
she owns a cake shop
she is so sweet, she is so sweet, she is so sweet
Rinna's into love!

Love! love! love! love! love! love! love!



(Looks up at my parody of "Oh, the guilt") ::)

I must be the gayest heterosexual around here. :D ;D :D ;D

Where Is That?


it's on lover's lane about a block past the lovers quarrel.  ;D

Next to the sausage factory


How would Robin(my girlfriend)get there? ;D

Is it possible for a guy to be ghey, but still only sleep with chicks?  ???

Is it possible for a guy to be ghey, but still only sleep with chicks?  ???
absolutely. it's called denial.

http://www.godhatesfags.com/fags/fagfacts.html

This will tell you all you need to know.

http://www.godhatesfags.com/fags/fagfacts.html

This will tell you all you need to know.



That's BullSh!t.

How would Robin(my girlfriend)get there? ;D


Doesn't she like your sausage? ;D

That's BullSh!t.
nice.

absolutely. it's called denial.
ain't that a river in Egypt?

[quote author=whis

^

http://www.junknugget.com/forum/images/smiles/peter-punch-no.jpg

Is it possible for a guy to be ghey, but still only sleep with chicks?  ???


Yes, if you're heterosexual and enjoy things that are considered not normal for a guy, but that would just be in terms of being called strange. I'm confused now.......

:D :D :D :D :o :o :o :o :( :( :( :( :-\\ :-\\ :-\\ :-\\ ??? ??? ??? ???

Yes, if you're heterosexual and enjoy things that are considered not normal for a guy, but that would just be in terms of being called strange. I'm confused now.......

:D :D :D :D :o :o :o :o :( :( :( :( :-\\ :-\\ :-\\ :-\\ ??? ??? ??? ???


Let me clear things up for you.

Cats - No.
Children - No.
Guys - No.
Women - No.
Warm Bagel - Your gettin' there chief.

Let me clear things up for you.

Cats - No.
Children - No.
Guys - No.
Women - No.
Warm Bagel - Your gettin' there chief.


You responded to my post! I was so lonely without you!!!!!  :D :D :D :D

By the way, that was light-hearted humor, alot of people can't tell if I'm joking.

Let me clear things up for you.

Cats - No.
Children - No.
Guys - No.
Women - No.
Warm Bagel - Your gettin' there chief.


wait. so i can only get nasty with warm bagels? man, you nazi guys are real HARDASSES.  :)

^

http://www.junknugget.com/forum/images/smiles/peter-punch-no.jpg


Posting that picture was the first manly thing you've done on this Thread.
Right on, brother!

You responded to my post! I was so lonely without you!!!!!  :D :D :D :D

By the way, that was light-hearted humor, alot of people can't tell if I'm joking.


I understand.

As long as you understand, stay away from under-age felines.

Posting that picture was the first manly thing you've done on this Thread.
Right on, brother!
lol. i broke the rules then.

i have to resort to that picture pretty often. that and the cat-slap harsh picture are real standbys.

I understand.

As long as you understand, stay away from under-age felines.


I don't have a lolita complex, I'm not turned on by that sort of thing. Adult catigirls are my thing. :D ::)

With your other post, could you make it more obvious, I'm abit of a airhead at times. :D :D

I don't have a lolita complex

i'd comment on this but my avatar is a picture from "tiger beat."

i'd comment on this but my avatar is a picture from "tiger beat."



Never heard of Tiger Beat before, good for you.

Goes and googles "Tiger Beat".

Never heard of Tiger Beat before, good for you.

Goes and googles "Tiger Beat".


You must be really old like us to know Tiger Beat...you know, born before 1973.

A magazine, got it

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/91/Gnorm2.gif



http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/91/Gnorm2.gif

Have you ever heard of Gnorm Gnat?

You must be really old like us to know Tiger Beat...you know, born before 1973.



1977, not old enough.

enough with that old crap KKay,  ;D    1973 was a good year

enough with that old crap KKay,  ;D    1973 was a good year


I wouldn't know, didn't exist yet, at least not physically. ::)

'73, yo. year band on the run and live and let die came out.

What are they doing in your avatar anyway, Tia? Preparing for the procreation olympics? :D :D :D

I love asking stuff like that..... ::) ::) ::) ::)

What are they doing in your avatar anyway, Tia? Preparing for the procreation olympics? :D :D :D

I love asking stuff like that..... ::) ::) ::) ::)
um they're kinda backwards for that.

you have to ask? they're goin' for it, man!

How about Steven Cochecaru? ;D

I wouldn't know, didn't exist yet, at least not physically. ::)
I was around, and life was a party.

'73, yo. year band on the run and live and let die came out.

heck yeah, good music for sures that year

um they're kinda backwards for that.

you have to ask? they're goin' for it, man!


I was born in 65- but I remember in 73 I was tying on my skates and ..
going for it!

I was born in 65- but I remember in 73 I was tying on my skates and ..
going for it!
you could be my lil sister KKay, how cute  ;D
1973 I was becoming a man  ;)

you could be my lil sister KKay, how cute  ;D
1973 I was becoming a man  ;)

and I expect the change is complete?
;)

and I expect the change is complete?
;)
100%. I ain't no 40 year old virgin. and I ain't ghey, except I did wish a male friend Happy Valentines day and my female friend teased me.  :-[ 
1 post to go and it'll be 3000

100%. I ain't no 40 year old virgin. and I ain't ghey, except I did wish a male friend Happy Valentines day and my female friend teased me.  :-[ 
1 post to go and it'll be 3000


Better make it a good one

YKHIKYG?

You keep track of how many posts you've made!!!  ;)

Better make it a good one

YKHIKYG?

You keep track of how many posts you've made!!!  ;)


Not only was is a good zinger, but you did it after the high-scoring post.
Cudos, Karen!!!

Better make it a good one

YKHIKYG?

You keep track of how many posts you've made!!!  ;)
ZING dammit Karen, now I gotta think about that  ;D  and you can make dang sure no more keeping track until I hit 25g's 
YKHIKYG?  If you hate Kathy Griffin for making fun of Clay Aiken
I love her

ZING dammit Karen, now I gotta think about that  ;D  and you can make dang sure no more keeping track until I hit 23g's 
YKHIKYG?  you hate Kathy Griffin for making fun of Clay Aiken
I lover her



Am I understanding that both Karens hate Kathy Griffin? I don';t know abou this Clay Aiken business, she's jsut a looking-old, loud mouthed, not funny thing. You know how I know youre' not funny and you're going nowhere? you do red carpet shows.

Am I understanding that both Karens hate Kathy Griffin? I don';t know abou this Clay Aiken business, she's jsut a looking-old, loud mouthed, not funny thing. You know how I know youre' not funny and you're going nowhere? you do red carpet shows.
I wasn't referring or meaning karen does, I modified to indicate in general. OMG, you should see and listen to her do her anna nicole smith bit.

YKHIKYG?  You said:

pfft! that was a good one, yo.

No,she's never seen my frankfurter yet,most likely she'll never see it. :(


Maybe she likes her frankfurters with ketchup  :D

YKHIKYG? Because you give the half-peace sign! This one I did is really lame. ::) :D

[quote author=whis

I think I'll try that WD.I one time teased her in Nathan's with a frankfurter she put in her mouth. ;D
oo! somewhere, sometime, someone ate a frankfurter. how provocative.

oo! somewhere, sometime, someone ate a frankfurter. how provocative.



How provocative was that? ;D

Frankfurters should be banned as should bananas.

Frankfurters should be banned as should bananas.



What's wrong with frankfurters and bananas? ???

What's wrong with frankfurters and bananas? ???
*zap*

What's wrong with frankfurters and bananas? ???


There's nothing wrong with them - it's only when they get the "Howard treatment" they morph into bannable items  :o

Something to share?



Hell no! I saw him first! ;D






Yeah I know, that's kinda belated. Story of my life...

There's nothing wrong with them - it's only when they get the "Howard treatment" they morph into bannable items  :o
megadittoes!

There's nothing wrong with them - it's only when they get the "Howard treatment" they morph into bannable items  :o


It's a good thing I'm not like tha...... oh wait, nevermind that I was about to say that. :-[

(Yeah, right!) ::) ::) ::) ::)

There's nothing wrong with them - it's only when they get the "Howard treatment" they morph into bannable items  :o



What's the Howard Treatment? ;D

What's the Howard Treatment? ;D


I'd like to know as well. ;D

http://www.ani4ever.org/gallery1/cat_28.JPG


:D ;D ::)

What's the Howard Treatment? ;D


A frankfurter, a banana, and a conversation that goes wild  :D

[quote author=whis

merging two topics into one.

I know you're gay because you've never kissed a girl ;D

jesus, those are some disturbingly dilated pupils.

jesus, those are some disturbingly dilated pupils.


whose?

in that anime picture thingy.

how do they take something that should by all rights be erotic like that, and make it somehow be not erotic?

It looks too child like (or perhaps like a baby seal?)

yeah, maybe it's the utter lack of facial features. it's like a smutty smiley face.

[quote author=whis

yeah, maybe it's the utter lack of facial features. it's like a smutty smiley face.


maybe becuase of the school girl outfit or maybe it's the FREAKIN' ANIMAL PARTS!!! CAT EARS? IT'S NOT CUTE ENOUGH???!!!
Over - freakin - kill with a capital PUKE!!!!!

I was talking about Step-Chan avatar not the cat girl pic he posted!!  Never mind, my comments still stand I think.

maybe becuase of the school girl outfit or maybe it's the FREAKIN' ANIMAL PARTS!!! CAT EARS? IT'S NOT CUTE ENOUGH???!!!
Over - freakin - kill with a capital PUKE!!!!!




well, let's see. playboy bunnies wear animal ears and though they offend many, it's hard to argue they're not sexually alluring, by and large.

and i'm gonna do a google search on "schoolgirl outfit" -- i bet i find something sexy. i'll link it if i do.

nope, good effort kkay but my search for why that picture isn't hot goes on.

Look I'm not queer OK!

as promised...

http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/images/sororitygirl.jpg

i call this is a sexy schoolgirl outfit.

and somehow i've gotten pretty far afield of the charter of the TKHIKYG thread.

That, cat.. thing. Had a total cameltoe going.

Look I'm not queer OK!
haha. you're gay.

haha. you're gay.


HAHA! I'm full of gaiety, a bit weird but not queer.   ;D ;D

HAHA! I'm full of gaiety, a bit weird but not queer.  ;D ;D
anyone who denies being gay on this thread is automatically gay.

anyone who denies being gay on this thread is automatically gay.


As I said I'm NOT queer

full of gaiety tho'   ;D ;D  ;D

As I said I'm NOT queer

full of gaiety tho'  ;D ;D  ;D
http://www.jimbo.info/weblog/archives/vote.jpg

you're gay!

http://www.jimbo.info/weblog/archives/vote.jpg

you're gay!


OK then.  ;D

http://www.jimbo.info/weblog/archives/vote.jpg

you're gay!


But what are we voting for?  ???

But what are we voting for?  ???
i couldn't find that picture without the vote-in-november thing on it.

i'm gay, okay? :-[

in that anime picture thingy.

how do they take something that should by all rights be erotic like that, and make it somehow be not erotic?


It wasn't erotic to begin with, just slighty pervy. ::)

I was talking about Step-Chan avatar not the cat girl pic he posted!!  Never mind, my comments still stand I think.


That's Puchiko, a character from Digicharat, most of the time she has a spacey stoic expression.

That, cat.. thing. Had a total cameltoe going.


I think it's her rear, not her cameltoe. :D

She should have played a game with friends
she should have had some stamps to send
she should have sighed when they were bored
she should have used her lasers more

Yes she is, Puchiko
yes she is, Puchiko
yes she is, Puchiko
yes she is, Puchiko...

She tends to pop up in a crowd
she tends to make Kimura proud
she tends to nail it with her glance
she tends to get another chance

Yes she is, Puchiko
yes she is, Puchiko
yes she is, Puchiko
yes she is, Puchiko...

Yes she is, Puchiko
yes she is, Puchiko
yes she is, Puchiko
yes she is, Puchiko...

She could have made a date with friends
she could have used more cash to spend
she could slept here in the store
she could have shot her lasers more

Yes she is, Puchiko
yes she is, Puchiko
yes she is, Puchiko
yes she is, Puchiko...








Call me gay, I don't care(even though I'm not)...... :D :D :D

What about cucumbers? :D


I don't want anything that represents a phallus to be banned at all.

She should have played a game with friends
she should have had some stamps to send
she should have sighed when they were bored
she should have used her lasers more

Yes she is, Puchiko
yes she is, Puchiko
yes she is, Puchiko
yes she is, Puchiko...

She tends to pop up in a crowd
she tends to make Kimura proud
she tends to nail it with her glance
she tends to get another chance

Yes she is, Puchiko
yes she is, Puchiko
yes she is, Puchiko
yes she is, Puchiko...

Yes she is, Puchiko
yes she is, Puchiko
yes she is, Puchiko
yes she is, Puchiko...

She could have made a date with friends
she could have used more cash to spend
she could slept here in the store
she could have shot her lasers more

Yes she is, Puchiko
yes she is, Puchiko
yes she is, Puchiko
yes she is, Puchiko...








Call me gay, I don't care(even though I'm not)...... :D :D :D



You sir..

Worry me no end.

But what are we voting for?  ???


Turning gay from a schedule I drug to a schedule III drug.

You sir..

Worry me no end.



Fo' Shizzle.

You sir..

Worry me no end.
When you worry the indeterminate-gendered cannibal corpse guy it's truly time for a searching moral inventory. I've already had to confront this.

Puchiko!

Turning gay from a schedule I drug to a schedule III drug.


I'll vote for that then!

You sir..

Worry me no end.


So much that you forgot to use the word "to" in your sentence. :D ::)

Fo' Shizzle.


You can't use that word! It's an alternate form of the racial slur ******. :D :D :D :D :o :o :o :o

When you worry the indeterminate-gendered cannibal corpse guy it's truly time for a searching moral inventory. I've already had to confront this.

Puchiko!



La Roche is a indeterminate-gendered cannibal corspe guy? Searching moral inventory? What do you mean by that? AIYAAAHHH!

Anyway, why would you care about whether or not I search a "moral inventory"(I don't get it)? Nobody suggests Howard do that!

:D ;D ::) ???

Nobody suggests Howard do that!



*zap*

You can't use that word! It's an alternate form of the racial slur ******. :D :D :D :D :o :o :o :o


No it's not. That would be nizzle.

Shizzle means sure.


So much that you forgot to use the word "to" in your sentence. :D ::)


I think you'll find that leaving out the word to is perfectly acceptable... darling.

No it's not. That would be nizzle.

Shizzle means sure.

I think you'll find that leaving out the word to is perfectly acceptable... darling.


Well on gamefaqs, they wouldn't let me use "shizzle"(I looked it up on the net and it said it was originally an alternate form of that evil n-word, I don't know about now though).

And if the parody I posted worried you, don't look at this one that I submitted to whatfreaks early last year, it's based off of a 2flashgame's game that I played a few times:

http://www.whatfreaks.com/90s/nirvana8.shtml

(Of course I would leave the URL) ::) ::) ::) ::)

*zap*




Okay, Mono Tiki Tia!!!  ::) ::) ::) ::)

(A Scooby Doo episode reference)  :D :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D

He has sex on the brain way more often than I do, that's why I mentioned him.

*zap*




yeah...the goggles definately stay on.

yeah...the goggles definately stay on.



Go Go Gadget googles!

http://www.dialmformax.com/images/inspector_gadget.jpg

(Hammer pops out of his hat) :D

He has sex on the brain way more often than I do, that's why I mentioned him.
I dunno. The competition is rather, er, stiff.

*zap*

ow! hey! damn thing bit me!

I dunno. The competition is rather, er, stiff.

*zap*

ow! hey! damn thing bit me!


Ze Goggles...Zay do Nothing!!!!
http://www.student.cs.uwaterloo.ca/~d5nguyen/thegoggles.jpg

http://www.gaytravelhawaii.com/images/gay_travel_hawaii_04.jpg

I dunno. The competition is rather, er, stiff.

*zap*

ow! hey! damn thing bit me!



::) ::) ::) ::)

Heh...

BTW, Mono Tiki Tia, why are you doing a *zap* for? :D

BTW, Mono Tiki Tia, why are you doing a *zap* for? :D
because i made a phallic reference. :) ;) :D ;D :-[ :P

because i made a phallic reference. :) ;) :D ;D :-[ :P


And with me, just because I tried to drag Howard into it? :D ;D ::)

Tia, are you obsessing again?  or . . .are you just a typical homophobe?

And with me, just because I tried to drag Howard into it? :D ;D ::)
heck, i dunno, i can't be held accountable for every time i zap someone!

Tia, are you obsessing again?  or . . .are you just a typical homophobe?
hmm. is this a trick question? i'm not terribly fond of either of these options.

dammit, i'm an atypical homophobe. i'm an openly gay homophobe.

Think about it, ponder it, get back to me. :)

Think about it, ponder it, get back to me. :)
i bite my thumb in your general direction, sir!

heck, i dunno, i can't be held accountable for every time i zap someone!


Okay. :D ;D ;) ::)

Unless it was the catgirl pic. ::)

Unless it was the catgirl pic.

*zap*

Oh well, now I know.  Coincidentally you state your gender as male yet you call yourself Tia.  You assume I am a male, although I'm not.  Kinda "gender-bending" aren't you?  

Oh well, now I know.  Coincidentally you state your gender as male yet you call yourself Tia.  You assume I am a male, although I'm not.  Kinda "gender-bending" aren't you?  
i saw you're a female, but i think the line just originally had a sir in it.

gender-bending? plainly i am. i'm thinking maybe you're suspecting me of being hung up on something that i'm completely not hung up on.

*zap*


Don't make me post another catgirl image, I will, I'm obviously not above being immature and doing it just to stir things up.

::) :D ;D :o

You *zap* attacks are also increasing my pheromone levels and I'm already in enough of a frisky mood, I don't need that while I'm in a public place.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Whatever.  ::)

Whatever.   ::)


To Tia or me? :D ;D

To Tia or me? :D ;D
who knows? i can't follow anything she's trying to say. she's accusing somebody of something but she won't SPIT IT OUT.

Alright I'll explain it to you.  You claim you're a homophobe (it's a given)  When I suggested you were gender-bending, I wanted to see just how broad minded you were.  Sorry, I guess I shouldn't have done that.  As for the "Whatever" I was saying that to Tia.

who knows? i can't follow anything she's trying to say. she's accusing somebody of something but she won't SPIT IT OUT.


I'll get Dilbert's group to help us(if that will help at all).

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/7/7c/200px-Dilbert-animated.jpg

Edit: Nevermind, you guys can go back to what you were doing.

Alright I'll explain it to you.  You claim you're a homophobe (it's a given)  When I suggested you were gender-bending, I wanted to see just how broad minded you were.  Sorry, I guess I shouldn't have done that.  As for the "Whatever" I was saying that to Tia.


It helps to reply with quote, which keeps things from getting confusing(in case someone beats you to posting like I did).

;)

Alright I'll explain it to you.  You claim you're a homophobe (it's a given)  When I suggested you were gender-bending, I wanted to see just how broad minded you were.  Sorry, I guess I shouldn't have done that.  As for the "Whatever" I was saying that to Tia.
well, check out the thread about about whether you've ever had homosexual feelings, or the thread about celebrities who are strangely attractive. I'm about the furthest thing from a homophobe and frankly the accusation offends me. but believe what you like, I don't know you so I'm indifferent.

Oh, and step-chan?

*zap*

:)

well, check out the thread about about whether you've ever had homosexual feelings, or the thread about celebrities who are strangely attractive. I'm about the furthest thing from a homophobe and frankly the accusation offends me. but believe what you like, I don't know you so I'm indifferent.

Oh, and step-chan?

*zap*

:)



What did you say? I'm listening to Spank Thru at the moment.

Edit: And now Lounge Act. ;D

Oh, and pheromone levels at 5000, thanks alot! :(

What did you say? I'm listening to Spank Thru at the moment.

Edit: And now Lounge Act. ;D

Oh, and pheromone levels at 5000, thanks alot! :(
basically, that I'm gay. that's how I know all Y'all are! Takes one to know one, yo.

oh, well. I'm guessin' she's gone. Another hit and run.

Ah, yes. Escalating step-chan's pheromone levels. Always a dangerous game. Good thing I have supernatural powers.

well, check out the thread about about whether you've ever had homosexual feelings, or the thread about celebrities who are strangely attractive. I'm about the furthest thing from a homophobe and frankly the accusation offends me. but believe what you like, I don't know you so I'm indifferent.

Oh, and step-chan?

*zap*

:)



1. Your aim with that thing gets better and better. 
2. I will vouch for your not only your conduct on this thread but uphold your statement that you are in no way homophobic.  After all, you started the thread and self-effacingly joked with everyone. It was a complete blast....so far.
3.  You're gay.

I know you're gay becuase I saw you and Raoul smooching in the moonlight lounge at the Bongo Bongo Men's Club

[quote author=whis

basically, that I'm gay. that's how I know all Y'all are! Takes one to know one, yo.

oh, well. I'm guessin' she's gone. Another hit and run.

Ah, yes. Escalating step-chan's pheromone levels. Always a dangerous game. Good thing I have supernatural powers.



What is the karma rating on the upper left side of our posts for? Now I alittle worried.  :-\\ ??? :(

As for escalating my love hormone levels, you're not in any danger from it. Except that I'm way more likely to post anime girl and catgirl images because of the increase.

:D :D :D :D

http://home.no.net/renastud/revy/pics/homo.jpg


THIS is gay! ;D^

http://home.no.net/renastud/revy/pics/homo.jpg


THIS is gay! ;D^


Yep, Red Xs don't get any gayer than that..... JUST KIDDING! I see the pic this time.  :D ;D

Yep, it is pretty gay.

Here's a cafe you wouldn't want to be in


http://www.iskcon.net.au/manila/static/kurma/HairyLemon.jpg

Here's a cafe you wouldn't want to be in


http://www.iskcon.net.au/manila/static/kurma/HairyLemon.jpg


Never heard of that place before. I wonder why. ::) :D

Never heard of that place before. I wonder why. ::) :D



It's probably a cafe out of state. ;D

What is the karma rating on the upper left side of our posts for? Now I alittle worried.  :-\\ ??? :(

As for escalating my love hormone levels, you're not in any danger from it. Except that I'm way more likely to post anime girl and catgirl images because of the increase.

:D :D :D :D
Oo! I have a karma point and you don't. I bet it's because I'm so CUTE!

Yeah, what's that about? I'm afraid to ask lest I lose my karma point.

Yep, Red Xs don't get any gayer than that..... JUST KIDDING! I see the pic this time.  :D ;D

Yep, it is pretty gay.


He must be doing "The Bump". ;D

He must be doing "The Bump". ;D


Speaking of which, I'm going to look for the bump me thread.

Speaking of which, I'm going to look for the bump me thread.



It's somewhere around here.

Oo! I have a karma point and you don't. I bet it's because I'm so CUTE!

Yeah, what's that about? I'm afraid to ask lest I lose my karma point.



Have we earned Karma for the number of posts? for the months or days here? for posts per day?
or, like you said, being so cuuuute? then I understand why it applies to me.

http://home.no.net/renastud/revy/pics/homo.jpg


THIS is gay! ;D^


Wow Howard, you look great in shorts! ;D
Joke, it's a joke....

Have we earned Karma for the number of posts? for the months or days here? for posts per day?
or, like you said, being so cuuuute? then I understand why it applies to me.


I guess Puchiko isn't cute enough. ::)

Wow Howard, you look great in shorts! ;D
Joke, it's a joke....



I don't wear shorts anymore.I look hideous with such hairy legs. :P

Oo! I have a karma point and you don't. I bet it's because I'm so CUTE!



No, it's because you're GAY!

I guess Puchiko isn't cute enough. ::)


I"m cuter. :)

http://www.times10.org/cvr92000.jpg

http://www.times10.org/cvr92000.jpg




It's "How I know you're gay"
not "how I know you're gay and 12"

It's "How I know you're gay"
not "how I know you're gay and 12"



Those aren't 12 year olds.

I"m cuter. :)


No, Puchiko is!!!!!!!! >:( ::) :D ;D

I"m cuter. :)

puchiko is trying a little too hard.

puchiko is trying a little too hard.



SAYS YOU! 

NYAAHH! 

SAYS YOU! 

NYAAHH! 




Dude, why can't you play it cool.. Like Dominel.

Dude, why can't you play it cool.. Like Dominel.


You can't tell when I'm joking, can you? :D ::)

Dominel plays it cool? I haven't noticed. ::) :D

I was just having fun increasing the size and changing the color of my words! :)

I wasn't mad.

Maybe I should have used the face icons too, show that I wasn't angry.

You can't tell when I'm joking, can you? :D ::)

Dominel plays it cool? I haven't noticed. ::) :D

I was just having fun increasing the size and changing the color of my words! :)

I wasn't mad.

Maybe I should have used the face icons too, show that I wasn't angry.


Ver are your papers for having ze fun?

You ver not issued viz papers for jokes and hijinx.
I accuse you of Homosexuality and sentance you to Death!

Here's a cafe you wouldn't want to be in


http://www.iskcon.net.au/manila/static/kurma/HairyLemon.jpg


Just make sure you don't suck on any lemons in there ;D

[quote author=whis

Dude, that stuff stays in your teeth for weeks!!!!

so I hear. ???


I hear if you suck hard enough, it stays in your stomach as well...

I hear if you suck hard enough, it stays in your stomach as well...


What's that disease where you crave to eat non-food items? Pica?
People eat dirt and money and nails and stuff?

What's that disease where you crave to eat non-food items? Pica?
People eat dirt and money and nails and stuff?


I eat figernails and skin.

I eat figernails and skin.

This has nothing to do with the thread: I used to live in a town where this crazy guy walked around peeling off his scalp and eating it.
Myabe he was gay, I don't know.

This has nothing to do with the thread: I used to live in a town where this crazy guy walked around peeling off his scalp and eating it.
Myabe he was gay, I don't know.


The dentist I went to yesterday was like, right next door to the AIDS clinic. Urrghh, some of those people look icky, The Lord Adolf has truly punished them for their un-Aryan lifestyles.

The dentist I went to yesterday was like, right next door to the AIDS clinic. Urrghh, some of those people look icky, The Lord Adolf has truly punished them for their un-Aryan lifestyles.
you would have loved my old dentist. once i went in because i thought my gums were receding, this was in grad school. before he even gets me on the chair or looks in my mouth he's all, "well, you might have ANUG -- acute, necrotizing, ulcerated gingivities. it's chronic, but with careful management you might survive." then he looks up in there and sez, ope, sorry, you don't have ANUG, you're just using too hard a toothbrush. sorry.

one thing leads to another and he concludes that i'm overbrushing because of grad school stress. so he starts talking about the German army in World War II. he sez, okay, yes, the nazis were bad. sure, whatever. but they had a really good work ethic! they were "smart but lazy." and he kept talking about how in the SS the way you got promoted was not to be unusually ambitious and stick out, but just work the program and be judicious with your efforts and not stand out too much one way or another. remember i'm on by back on a dentist chair during all this.

anyway, i concluded it was not safe and never went back.

Wow. so it was like this?
http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/images_movie/marathonman.JPG
I guess it was NOT safe.

Your dentist story. Once I was staying in a hotel in BAton Rouge (traveling for work) and I had 104 fever and a bad infection...went to a local doctor who says, in an unintelligible creole, "hea's some samples. tomorrah moanin' you'll be cured or ya'll be dead."
grunt.

Your dentist story. Once I was staying in a hotel in BAton Rouge (traveling for work) and I had 104 fever and a bad infection...went to a local doctor who says, in an unintelligible creole, "hea's some samples. tomorrah moanin' you'll be cured or ya'll be dead."
grunt.



Nice. Either way, problem solved, really.

Once I went to an optometrist (ophthalmologist? Whatever

Nice. Either way, problem solved, really.


See, things like this are why I only operate on myself.



and why I should have gone into medicine. I could be freaking out sooo many people!

and why I should have gone into medicine. I could be freaking out sooo many people!
OMG!

Did you hear about the anti-smoking crusader doctor? Whenever he got a patient who smoked he would tell them they had terminal lung cancer and then like, ten minutes later, go, oh, just kidding. You might get it later if you don't quit, though.

I think he got sued. Believe it or not.

OMG!

Did you hear about the anti-smoking crusader doctor? Whenever he got a patient who smoked he would tell them they had terminal lung cancer and then like, ten minutes later, go, oh, just kidding. You might get it later if you don't quit, though.

I think he got sued. Believe it or not.



He wasn't gay, was he?

That's the way to go, although I'd hate it to happen to me.  I just quit in August.  Sucks.

He wasn't gay, was he?

That's the way to go, although I'd hate it to happen to me.  I just quit in August.  Sucks.
hey, congrats. i quit a couple years ago. chocolate milkshakes, booze, and mst3k. that's the secret.

hey, congrats. i quit a couple years ago. chocolate milkshakes, booze, and mst3k. that's the secret.


Yeah. Booze and a water bottle and pretzels.  And friends that hit me.  And the smoking ban in NYC. 

you would have loved my old dentist. once i went in because i thought my gums were receding, this was in grad school. before he even gets me on the chair or looks in my mouth he's all, "well, you might have ANUG -- acute, necrotizing, ulcerated gingivities. it's chronic, but with careful management you might survive." then he looks up in there and sez, ope, sorry, you don't have ANUG, you're just using too hard a toothbrush. sorry.

one thing leads to another and he concludes that i'm overbrushing because of grad school stress. so he starts talking about the German army in World War II. he sez, okay, yes, the nazis were bad. sure, whatever. but they had a really good work ethic! they were "smart but lazy." and he kept talking about how in the SS the way you got promoted was not to be unusually ambitious and stick out, but just work the program and be judicious with your efforts and not stand out too much one way or another. remember i'm on by back on a dentist chair during all this.

anyway, i concluded it was not safe and never went back.


You've met my brother then

You've met my brother then


The one with the hump, the cane and the long leather coat and monacle?
No, doesn't ring a bell.

The one with the hump, the cane and the long leather coat and monacle?
No, doesn't ring a bell.


No, not Mike.

The other one.. http://forbiddentruth.8k.com/images/dahmer1.jpg

No, not Mike.

The other one.. http://forbiddentruth.8k.com/images/dahmer1.jpg

He uses too much hair product- but you have to look nice in court, don't you.

He uses too much hair product- but you have to look nice in court, don't you.


We were all so proud.

We were all so proud.

I"m sure. Did you watch in the church hall on the big screen?
Or was it a more personal celebration?

Ver are your papers for having ze fun?

You ver not issued viz papers for jokes and hijinx.
I accuse you of Homosexuality and sentance you to Death!


*zap*

:P ::) :D ;D

You're just trying to throw the trail off of you so no one will find out the truth. ::)

No, not Mike.

The other one.. http://forbiddentruth.8k.com/images/dahmer1.jpg


I'm glad he was f****** killed. That is Dahmer, right?

*zap*

:P ::) :D ;D

You're just trying to throw the trail off of you so no one will find out the truth. ::)


That everyone here is gay? :)

That everyone here is gay? :)


Maybe. ::) :) ;) ;D

http://ads.pno.net/images/2006/02/KLEPTOdenim_300x250.jpg


THIS is Gay.

http://ads.pno.net/images/2006/02/KLEPTOdenim_300x250.jpg


THIS is Gay.

And on sale!

I'm glad he was f****** killed. That is Dahmer, right?


He's not dead.

He's not dead.


*zap*

You're ****ing me.

And on sale!



Do you plan on buying Kay? ;)

Do you plan on buying Kay? ;)


Sure! you know how expensive that can be!

Sure! you know how expensive that can be!


The pants or the guy? ;)

The pants or the guy? ;)


I dunno. I really need pants.
I'll think about it later.

*zap*

You're ****ing me.


Nope.

Useing sacred incantations and plenty of smelling salts we revived him.
Heeeeee's baaaack.

Nope.

Useing sacred incantations and plenty of smelling salts we revived him.
Heeeeee's baaaack.



I said it was at a church meeting. I knew it!
Sorry, I guess I just underestimated the power.

I'm sure you have a long list of folks to re-animate.

Nope.

Useing sacred incantations and plenty of smelling salts we revived him.
Heeeeee's baaaack.




(Calls Evil H.R. Catbert to deal with him) ::)

(Calls Evil H.R. Catbert to deal with him) ::)


Is Catbert gay?

That everyone here is gay? :)


I'm not gay.




















At least not fulltime.

I'm not gay.

At least not fulltime.


You're not here full time.

whew! good thing, huh?

You're not here full time.

whew! good thing, huh?
homophobe!

You're not here full time.

So you've noticed?


whew! good thing, huh?


Yeah, but good for whom I wonder..?  ::)

http://www.geocities.com/godeltsihw/rsimmons.JPG

i prefer to think of it as effiminately heterosexual.

or ambiguously gay.

http://www.rotten.com/library/culture/ambiguously-gay-duo/666.jpg

hey! it was on network t.v.! it's cool, man.

Is Catbert gay?


How the heck should I know? ::) :D

i prefer to think of it as effiminately heterosexual.


*zap* :D

*zap* :D
you should really be zapping me for the ambiguously gay one. that's unforgivable.

of course, it seems to only be working intermittently.

YKHIKYG? you changed your avatar and then thought how don's mellow blue cap and tia's sporty blazer fabulously match the background color scheme of the bulletin board.

oh, wait. that was me, sorry. :-[

How the heck should I know? ::) :D



I was just asking you.

I was just asking you.


Well, I wouldn't know, Scott Adams never said if he was or not. ;D ::)

YKHIKYG? you changed your avatar and then thought how don's mellow blue cap and tia's sporty blazer fabulously match the background color scheme of the bulletin board.

oh, wait. that was me, sorry. :-[


YKHIKYG?  You called her blazer 'sporty'..so cute.

[quote author=whis

Richard Simmons is openly gay.


I think he hangs out with Catbert, let's ask him if Catbert is gay. ;D

I think he hangs out with Catbert, let's ask him if Catbert is gay. ;D



I hope not

I hope not


I asked him. ::)

He said "no".

Catbert's gay?  I was unaware of that.  Oh no don't tell me he's hooked up with Dogbert? :)

YKHIKYG?  You called her blazer 'sporty'..so cute.
gah! look at the size of that collar!

http://kimrichards.net/Kim/vidcaps/NoDeposit/thumbs/TN_gc-NoDepositNoReturn-695.jpg

that's not a collar. it's a helicopter landing pad.

I actually dress like that...the button down and the t-shirt on top. I can';t talk. I also have flowered blouses like that.
I'll stop.
BUT

http://www.noisebot.com/images/gay-yellow.gif

airplane wings, maybe? she looks like if she got up some speed she'd go airborne.

airplane wings, maybe? she looks like if she got up some speed she'd go airborne.


Maybe you have to set it spinning, like helicopter props around her neck...she'd look like one of those plastic "pocket fans".

Catbert's gay?  I was unaware of that.   Oh no don't tell me he's hooked up with Dogbert? :)


Richard Simmons said Catbert wasn't gay.

Maybe you have to set it spinning, like helicopter props around her neck...she'd look like one of those plastic "pocket fans".

collarphobe!

collarphobe!


I dont fear it! I want it!

I actually dress like that...the button down and the t-shirt on top. I can';t talk. I also have flowered blouses like that.
I'll stop.
BUT

http://www.noisebot.com/images/gay-yellow.gif



http://www.pinkpoint.org/images/products/dick_in_je_broek.jpg



This is how I know you're gay.^  ;D

Howard: you apparently have instant access to a library of very very gay images.

Whassup with that?

Howard: you apparently have instant access to a library of very very gay images.

Whassup with that?
Doh! Fifteen love. Howard, your serve.

Doh! Fifteen love. Howard, your serve.


Well, he does!  Album covers, men kissing, bad polyester shirt advertisements....

Howard: you apparently have instant access to a library of very very gay images.

Whassup with that?
;D  ;D  LOL  thank you, I'm slowly emerging from my grumpiness  (applaud) 

;D  ;D  LOL   thank you, I'm slowly emerging from my grumpiness  (applaud) 
i applaud you for applauding kkay.

http://www.deezteez.com/nss-folder/newteepics/fonz-brown.gif

http://www.deezteez.com/nss-folder/newteepics/fonz-brown.gif


You get applause.  I love it.

http://www.brufc.org.uk/Only_Gay_In_The_Village.jpg

http://www.brufc.org.uk/Only_Gay_In_The_Village.jpg


I am completely and utterly in love, the pink bastard.

I am completely and utterly in love, the pink bastard.



I figured he was your type.

I figured he was your type.

I can't wait until that t-shirt is found in an elevator crumpled in a ball next to an empty bottle of jack daniel's.

http://www.brufc.org.uk/Only_Gay_In_The_Village.jpg


That's my Daffyd... ::)

Howard: you apparently have instant access to a library of very very gay images.

Whassup with that?



I post gay images but doesn't mean I'm gay.