:P

You better hope not, postwhore.

You forgot "it depends" ;)


I'm with crazymom.

There are some things where size is good and others where it's bad ;)


;D ;D ;D

Well I was just thinking that there are some people who are just gooood and others that need size to make up for it. ;D

???

What are you lot on about?

???

What are you lot on about?


Ships

It matters in gun battles,
pants, cars (tall people), diamonds, and bank accounts.

You forgot "it depends" ;)



Ditto!




Cat

Depends if it makes you look big?

LYK3 0MFG, AR3 W3 T4LK1NG 4B0UT T3H P3N1S...!?!?!!111 L0L!!!11  :D

Size doesn't matter.  It's quality that you want  ;D

You better hope not, postwhore.


http://www.junknugget.com/forum/images/smiles/catharsh.jpg

hey, somebody's gotta have the courage to ask the tough, searching questions. and that person is...
http://timmyray.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/condi.jpg

http://www.junknugget.com/forum/images/smiles/catharsh.jpg

hey, somebody's gotta have the courage to ask the tough, searching questions. and that person is...
http://timmyray.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/condi.jpg



LMAO!!!!




Cat

LYK3 0MFG, AR3 W3 T4LK1NG 4B0UT T3H P3N1S...!?!?!!111 L0L!!!11  :D


certainly not!!!1111!!!! bite your tongue!!!!1111!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11.

Size doesn't matter.Ask any girlfriend. ;D  ;)

Depends on what, my man.

Depends on what, my man.


How big it is. :o

why are we talking about this? ??? :D

why are we talking about this? ??? :D


I didn't do it...................Tia did it! 


Perhaps he's worried about something. ;) ;) ;D

I didn't do it...................Tia did it! 


Perhaps he's worried about something. ;) ;) ;D




hmmm...that's what I was thinking....I wonder? ??? ;D

Certainly does...

...you'd never get on some of those theme park rides, otherwise!

Certainly does...

...you'd never get on some of those theme park rides, otherwise!



...


;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Awesome.

I didn't do it...................Tia did it! 


Perhaps he's worried about something. ;) ;) ;D


pfft! yeah, i'm worried about republicans.

anyway, the size thread all started when the WKRP guy bought a penis pump.

please, they're talking about an inthe00s member, thats all. People are reading this all wrong.  :)

Ships


Well in that case i dont think ship sizes usually matter. Although, larger ships do tend to fare better in deeper waters I believe; and smaller ones do better in shallow waters. You wouldn't want your boat to get sunk or capsize or something of that nature.

Well in that case i dont think ship sizes usually matter. Although, larger ships do tend to fare better in deeper waters I believe; and smaller ones do better in shallow waters. You wouldn't want your boat to get sunk or capsize or something of that nature.


Heh...were those metaphors intentional?

please, they're talking about an inthe00s member, thats all. People are reading this all wrong.  :)


huh huh. you said "member."

huh huh. you said "member."
  thank you Tia, at least somebody got it  ;D 

It's the motion of the ocean women want. ;)

Most definitely  :)

The size of what? :o  ;)

in this month's harper's findings, they report that a study finds that the intelligence of the common bat is in inverse relation to the size of its testicles. so the smarter you are, the littler you're likely to be.

just thought i'd put that out there.

I think it all depends where it's going  ;)

I think it all depends where it's going  ;)



I already know where it's going ;D

But, what if your testicles are inversely proportional to the size of your member? 


the study had nothing to say on that subject. i imagine they were already feeling a bit silly giving bats brainteasers and fiddling with their privates.

Comdeian Robert Schimmel doing a stand up routine, but prior to his act, he's in a Psychiatrist office with Dr. Joyce Brothers discussing thread topic. He tells her "Dr., it was awful, I'm with my lady and she's complaining its too big, next thing you know, we're in the emergency room at hospital, I'm pacing the waiting room when the doc comes in and says, we're sorry Mr. Schimmel, but it was just too big.  (Schimmel) "then I woke up"  (Dr. Brothers) you must'nt be worried about size, it's not the size of the wand, but the magic it creates". (Schimmel) "Right, and if I could call it a wand, that would be magic". LMAO
This one one of his earlier showtime specials, and LMAO watching it.

http://www.redstone.army.mil/history/systems/jupiter/photos/jupiter%20size%20comparison.jpg


About the size of a Jupiter Rocket ;)

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:2Vz_pmipbnAjIM:members.aon.at/frankenstein/images/inga.jpg

"he vood haff oon ENORMOUS schvonschtooker!"

It matters  ;)

If size didn't matter, then the late John C. Holmes would never have had a career.  :P

Is we talkin' 'bout T3H P3N15?!?!?!?!

[quote author=Ły

<DEVIL'S ADVOCATE>aren't those movies kinda for guys though?</DEVIL'S ADVOCATE>

i'm pretty much willing to let teri garr have the last word on the matter. i love that scene when bernadette peters gets with frankenstein's ample-schvonschtookered monster and busts into "oh sweet mystery of life at last i've found you...."
very funny, I'm not one to correct people Tia, but it was Madeline Kahn,right movie wrong actress.

that's right! you got me. madeline was much funnier, but burnadette was much saucier. oo la la!

Nah, size doesn't matter ...

http://intellectualize.org/images/hugerod.jpg

[quote author=Ły

Is we talkin' 'bout T3H P3N15?!?!?!?!


Nothing you'd know about young man.

Nothing you'd know about young man.


http://www.junknugget.com/forum/images/smiles/catharsh.jpg

http://www.junknugget.com/forum/images/smiles/catharsh.jpg


;D Thanks.

Every day I wake up and think how I can upset somebody.

I really need to take a picture of the mailbox around the corner and post it on here....


???

Is we talkin' 'bout T3H P3N15?!?!?!?!


Well,we're certainly not talking about the Vagina ;D    ::)

Well,we're certainly not talking about the Vagina ;D    ::)



THE MANGINA..?!!!1

THE MANGINA..?!!!1


The TANGINA!!!!1

Or angina?

Or angina?


Angina Jolie? ;D

It's not Alotta Fagina? no the topic is size.

Aerosmith spoke of size in their song tonight. yeah, you know the one I'm talking about. that's right.  Big Ten Inch what a great song

THE MANGINA..?!!!1



What is a mangina? ??? ???

What is a mangina? ??? ???


When a man has a sex-change operation and becomes a woman, the Vagina that they stick in there would be what we call a 'Mangina'.

If look up 'She Male' you should be able to find plenty of images.

When a man has a sex-change operation and becomes a woman, the Vagina that they stick in there would be what we call a 'Mangina'.

If look up 'She Male' you should be able to find plenty of images.
That's fun to do at work!

That's fun to do at work!


wish I could research it at work...but government offices frown on manginas on the desktop.

When a man has a sex-change operation and becomes a woman, the Vagina that they stick in there would be what we call a 'Mangina'.

If look up 'She Male' you should be able to find plenty of images.


What do they call it when a woman becomes a man?

Hillary Clinton

Bada-boomp!

ope! politics spillover. cleanup in aisle 5.

you know, i still haven't voted on this poll.

wish I could research it at work...but government offices frown on manginas on the desktop.


Tsch, I'd expect no less, Sexist Bastards

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c235/badfingermike/wheresthebeef.jpg

Here it is....
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b6dc31b3127cce977e01ba594a00000010108AaNGLVo5bte


You'd think they would've realized it BEFORE putting it in ;)
is that the mailbox?

Yes.  It's kinda hard to see because the pic is so small, but it looks exactly like a brick peni$ ;D
Could that be Ron Jeremy's house?

Yes.  It's kinda hard to see (and I can't get the pic resized to post it as an attachment) because the pic is so small, but it looks exactly like a brick peni$ ;D




perhaps it was deliberate?

Here it is....
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b6dc31b3127cce977e01ba594a00000010108AaNGLVo5bte


You'd think they would've realized it BEFORE putting it in ;)


What is that white thing in the middle there?

Here it is....
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b6dc31b3127cce977e01ba594a00000010108AaNGLVo5bte


You'd think they would've realized it BEFORE putting it in ;)


They need to plant a small round bush to both the left and right of the brick mailbox thingie.

;D ;D

from annie hall:

"Annie Hall: So I told her about, about the family and about my feelings towards men and about my relationship with my brother. And then she mentioned penis envy. Do you know about that?
Alvy Singer: Me? I'm, I'm one of the few males who suffers from that. "

will i let this thread die? hell no.

It's the actual mailbox.  The stuff around it is brick.  I wish I could get a bigger picture of it on here, but I can figure out how to make it small enough to put it as an attachment :-\\



did you try uploading it to photobucket.com and then posting it from there to here?

It doesn't matter as long as you hit the right spot.

I've been with those big and not an inch (excuse the pun) of talent and those not so small with enormous (again excuse the pun) talent.

It's really what you do with that counts.

DD's are my favorite size. ;)