Sometimes I've skipped dinner all together, lol.

Lately I haven't had much time to be on due to work, school, and Christmas stuff but I still have withdrawals.

I know I'm addicted when I think about it while doing my homework or another activity. Or when I'm at work especially because I sit in front of a computer all day and it's real easy to be extra curious of certain responses or to try and hammer out a bunch of those games in a few minutes...

O0

You bring your dinner to the terminal.



Not dinner, but lunch-that is if I can tear myself away from the computer long enough to actually GET lunch.




Cat

I'M HOOKED!!!!!  ;D

I always eat my dinner at my terminal.  I even have a bed pan that I keep next to me.  I'm just kidding LOL

[quote author=whis

....even on holidays you still check in from time to time during the day! :)

...you don't get anything done around the house because this is way more interesting.

you see movies/tv and something reminds you of someone on here. I saw a movie yesterday called Get Crazy, a kooky rock movie about NewYears celebration concert at the Fillmore East, and this young chick had a Ramones teeshirt on & I remembered that an inthe00s person is into the Ramones, Quirk I think, so yeah, being on here alot can be addicting as I am finding out.

you see movies/tv and something reminds you of someone on here. I saw a movie yesterday called Get Crazy, a kooky rock movie about NewYears celebration concert at the Fillmore East, and this young chick had a Ramones teeshirt on & I remembered that an inthe00s person is into the Ramones, Quirk I think, so yeah, being on here alot can be addicting as I am finding out.



LOL...yep, that would be me! ;) ;D

....even on holidays you still check in from time to time during the day! :)


I do that.  I was here most of Christmas Eve, and a good chunk of Christmas Day  :)

....even on holidays you still check in from time to time during the day! :)



I checked in this weekend, too.




Cat

When you're planning a trip to Las Vegas and making sure to choose a hotel that has internet access in the rooms.

... you have the top score in Tetris that no one can beat, yet you spend hours on end trying to re-beat your own score  ;D

You're both a couple of shameless addicts!  :o  me too  ::)  I find myself remembering commentary in my mind, from the night before. What stands out in my mind most are the names

...when you get on first thing in the morning?

Actually, I took the trashcan out to the curb first.

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=unread is your home page.
That's actually no longer true, as I prefer using a blank page, especially when firing up Firefox for something else.

It is, however, my most clicked on bookmark (there are no stats to prove it, but I'm sure if there were...)  ::)

...when you get on first thing in the morning?


That's when I'm usually on...moreso than any other time of the day!  :)

...When you begin twitching and bleeding out of your left ear when you're not near a computer.

..when its your social life. literally.

...When you begin twitching and bleeding out of your left ear when you're not near a computer.

You win  ;D

...When you begin twitching and bleeding out of your left ear when you're not near a computer.



You know what that means?!


I'M ADDICTED~!!!!  :o

... you get a "rush" thinking of who responded to what and can't wait to check it out!

... you get a "rush" thinking of who responded to what and can't wait to check it out!


Of course, that's thinking about me, right?!

Of course, that's thinking about me, right?!


most definetely, my man!

most definetely, my man!



http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c260/boojispud/Y.jpg

you go to your Favorites to pull up a different web site and you subconsciously click on inthe00s. I do that on a regular basis now. I'm staring at the computer and all of a sudden inthe00s.com appears.

you go to your Favorites to pull up a different web site and you subconsciously click on inthe00s. I do that on a regular basis now. I'm staring at the computer and all of a sudden inthe00s.com appears.



Whoa, I've done that SO many times. Or sometimes I'm on a completely different website, and all of a sudden I'm here--I don't even remember typing it in.

Whoa, I've done that SO many times. Or sometimes I'm on a completely different website, and all of a sudden I'm here--I don't even remember typing it in.
how the heck did I get here? I was trying to search Yahoo.  :o 

^ I'll do the same thing at work. I will almost always go to this webpage before I even open my work programs and sign onto them-- pretty lame. I sometimes I have too much of a good thing at work with being able to "talk" on here without them really thinking I am Im-ing (which they prohibit). I find this much better than IM-ing anyway!

that's my big thing, i get into work and arrange to drink a cup of coffee and i check inthe00s, landofthelost.com, and my yahoo inbox. WAY before i even think about doing any work. work usually starts after lunch. lol.

that's my big thing, i get into work and arrange to drink a cup of coffee and i check inthe00s, landofthelost.com, and my yahoo inbox. WAY before i even think about doing any work. work usually starts after lunch. lol.


Yeah, sometimes the little green light on my phone line will be shining bright (indicating someone left me a voicemail) and sadly, I won't usually check it until I've signed onto Mactive (the adbase we work on), viewed my e-mail and checked Inthe00s.com, lol..

I don't ever do that^.

The only other site i visit regularly besides this is batman-on-film.com..

I don't ever do that^.

The only other site i visit regularly besides this is batman-on-film.com..


Are you working at the moment? Just curious :0)

....you come here to get support and suggestions from online friends! :)

you come here instead of reading the paper or watching tv, the columnists here are way better.

...you get the SMF failure notice and you wait around until it clears. ::)

You know you are addicted to Inthe00s when you make this list:

Most Time Online

CeramicsFanatic        115d 16h 23m
ktelqueen                 114d 11h 44m
Philip Eno           84d 17h 56m
Bobby                   77d 17h 16m
CatwomanofV     59d 20h 15m
Luke                   55d 22h 23m
nally                     54d 10h 15m
woops                   50d 21h 42m
MidKnightDarkness       50d 1h 14m
Howard                   48d 1h 26m



Cat

You know you are addicted to Inthe00s when you make this list:

Most Time Online

CatwomanofV     59d 20h 15m
Luke                   55d 22h 23m

Cat
Almost there...  :o

You know you are addicted to Inthe00s when you make this list:

Most Time Online

CeramicsFanatic        115d 16h 23m
ktelqueen                 114d 11h 44m
Philip Eno           84d 17h 56m
Bobby                   77d 17h 16m
CatwomanofV     59d 20h 15m
Luke                   55d 22h 23m
nally                     54d 10h 15m
woops                   50d 21h 42m
MidKnightDarkness       50d 1h 14m
Howard                   48d 1h 26m



Cat




Feck. Yes.

..when its your social life. literally.


Ditto.

all day long you think of potential topics to post. ;)

...you just come back for one more post/reply and then...

well, maybe just one more.........

However, now that I think about it, I'm not nearly as addicted to this place as I used to be. *Shrugs*


Me either.. I shook my addiction.

I'll go online to look up something on wikipedia, and I open my favorites list and click on inthe00s instead...then think, "Wait, I meant to go to...wikipedia..." and while I'm thinking this, I click involuntarily on my unread replies.

8) When you stay on..like last night till 5 in the morning to just read other PPLES stuff and think of stuff that I can write!!

all day long you think of potential topics to post. ;)


I am always thinking of stuff to post :)

when you ignore the 13 superbowl guests at your house so you can see what's happening on the board. I'm a bad host.  ;D

when you ignore the 13 superbowl guests at your house so you can see what's happening on the board. I'm a bad host.  ;D



.... You're hosting a party right now?

.... You're hosting a party right now?
  :) as I type, 1 person left, another just arrive, guys watching football, girls in another room watching corpse bride. I'm sneaking in a post. Am I addicted? 

  :) as I type, 1 person left, another just arrive, guys watching football, gitls in another room watching corpse bride. I'm sneaking in a post. Am I addicted? 


You ask whether you are addicted?  Well, let's use C.NOIZE's patented "inthe00s addiction test."

To perform the test, I will replace all the internet lingo in your post with lingo attributed to a known addictive substance.  Let's have a crack at it, shall we?  (No pun intended.)


  :) as I light my cigarette, 1 person left, another just arrive, guys watching football, gitls in another room watching corpse bride. I'm sneaking in a smoke. Am I addicted? 


Now to calculate your results:

http://history.sandiego.edu/gen/USPics43/2000-florida-recount01b.jpg

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I'm sorry to inform you, Mr. Badfinger-fan, but your test results came back positive.  You are an inthe00s addict.  ;) :D

You ask whether you are addicted?  Well, let's use C.NOIZE's patented "inthe00s addiction test."

To perform the test, I will replace all the internet lingo in your post with lingo attributed to a known addictive substance.  Let's have a crack at it, shall we?  (No pun intended.)

Now to calculate your results:

http://history.sandiego.edu/gen/USPics43/2000-florida-recount01b.jpg

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I'm sorry to inform you, Mr. Badfinger-fan, but your test results came back positive.  You are an inthe00s addict.  ;) :D
Hi, My name is Mike, and I'm an inthe00s addict.    that's a great test C.NOIZE  thanks for confirming what I already knew.

Hi, My name is Mike, and I'm an inthe00s addict.    that's a great test C.NOIZE  thanks for confirming what I already knew.


Yeah, Matthew has this tendency to state the obvious a lot.  It's best if you just ignore him.

Yeah, Matthew has this tendency to state the obvious a lot.  It's best if you just ignore him.
good advice, could have used it sooner before he administered his test  ;D  thanks

your immediate boss knows to look for you in the computer rooms instead of cleaning the daycare room off-hours when the kids are attending school.

you're trying to  log into computer at work so you can perform your duties and the password isn't working because you're entering your inthe00s.com password 

...just one more game in the Arcade!!!

.....you hear that the site will be shut down on the weekend...and you start to think of other things you can do to occupy your time! :D

.....you hear that the site will be shut down on the weekend...and you start to think of other things you can do to occupy your time! :D
...like, what other Messageboards have I been on before?

...like, what other Messageboards have I been on before?
\


yes...I mean, I do go on a few other ones...but none of them compare to this one, nor am I on any of the others ones nearly as much as I am on here.

\


yes...I mean, I do go on a few other ones...but none of them compare to this one, nor am I on any of the others ones nearly as much as I am on here.
Of course, this boards is home for me.

i would grab a rifle and die in battle for inthe00s, but chucky hasn't given me any orders.

You go to your friend';s house and while she's telling you her problems, you're using her computer to see Why You Know I'm Gay.

WTF, The message board is going to be shut down..  ALL WEEKEND..?! http://www.messenger-skins.net/images/smilies/msn_surprised.gif


..

Forcing me to get a life just isn't cool, Chucky.. Not. Cool. At. All.

WTF, The message board is going to be shut down..  ALL WEEKEND..?! http://www.messenger-skins.net/images/smilies/msn_surprised.gif


..

Forcing me to get a life just isn't cool, Chucky.. Not. Cool. At. All.


What!  Man, just when I get my computer back!

I don't think the computer's actually gonna be down. It was an example. But I might be wrong.

See!this is how rumors get started?

I don't think the computer's actually gonna be down. It was an example. But I might be wrong.

See!this is how rumors get started?



ahhhh! the rediculous alternate future you speak of!

...you bump old thread that show that you're addicted to Inthe00s.

...aside from how boring is getting(oops did i just said that? :-X),you still come here almost everyday.

you get up early before work so you can post.

You see something in real life and immediately think "I gotta tell...so and so about that when I get on the board later!"  Or better yet, you immediately drop what you are doing and log on to tell them about it, then go back to whatever you were doing before.  ;D

...you still visit the board, even if you are sick or not feeling well

I don't have much time to be addicted to inthe00s anymore, but ...

... you come here even when you know you should be sleeping, because you work so late, you pretty much sleep your mornings through

you get up early before work so you can post.
You post here instead of worK?

...you still visit the board, even if you are sick or not feeling well



At least some people muster it. ;D

You reply just for the sake of it.

....when you bump up old threads that everyone has forgotten about (and you know who you are  ;) )




Cat

....when you bump up old threads that everyone has forgotten about (and you know who you are  ;) )




Cat


Hmm.... two candidates ... methinks. Mr. Eno .. and or Tam .. both of whom have been 'guilty' to my eyes in that regard in the last few days ....

A lot of people on here are real.

Hmm.... two candidates ... methinks. Mr. Eno .. and or Tam .. both of whom have been 'guilty' to my eyes in that regard in the last few days ....



There are several candidates.  ;)



Cat

...when you reach the total time logged in of 250 days.

you log in half asleep.

you log in half asleep.
...or half awake?

...or half awake?


I was in here at 4:00am once and Tam told me to go to bed. ;D

I was in here at 4:00am once and Tam told me to go to bed. ;D
I think I have only posted once at 4am.

You start calling your family members by Online Handles.

"Quirk, get in here!"
"Dammit, Howard, stop biting the dog!"
"You better get home, Mr. Mister!"
"Don't make me separate you two, Mushroom and Red Ant!"

You start calling your family members by Online Handles.

"Quirk, get in here!"
"Dammit, Howard, stop biting the dog!"
"You better get home, Mr. Mister!"
"Don't make me separate you two, Mushroom and Red Ant!"


Wayne confuses me with his family members? On the one hand ....  8)

But on the other ...hey 'cuzzin' Wayne...  :P  isn't this is all getting just a little bit incestuous? Meat!'s dad is Philip,  .. he'll be claiming me next !  (no ! surely he's got more taste than that !  :P  ::) ).

Well, I suppose we're all one big happy family .... and if you swallow the 'Adam & Eve' story ..  well, we are all related ultimately  way way way way way (etc;) back !

You start calling your family members by Online Handles.

"Quirk, get in here!"
"Dammit, Howard, stop biting the dog!"
"You better get home, Mr. Mister!"
"Don't make me separate you two, Mushroom and Red Ant!"


Now that's funny. ;D

You start calling your family members by Online Handles.

"Quirk, get in here!"
"Dammit, Howard, stop biting the dog!"
"You better get home, Mr. Mister!"
"Don't make me separate you two, Mushroom and Red Ant!"


It would be even funnier if you did it like Bill Cosby. ;D

You sit in the bathtub thinking..."I've gotta remember to post what song I was just singing on the board."  As if anybody really cares.  ;D

You sit in the bathtub thinking..."I've gotta remember to post what song I was just singing on the board."   As if anybody really cares.   ;D
you really need help Patty  ;D


...you ignore a family member that's trying to talk with you as you are posting

You spend the whole day thinking, "What would Chucky do, in this situation?"

You spend the whole day thinking, "What would Chucky do, in this situation?"


He would probably do nothing. Think to himself .... I'll let one of the moderators handle that. Yes .. I'll let 'Hawk' sort THAT one out !  :P  :D  ;D

You spend the whole day thinking, "What would Chucky do, in this situation?"


That sounds like a brilliant advertising campaign, we should make bracelets with the initials from the first 4 words of that statement you just made... 

http://www.csh.rit.edu/~grahams/images/misc/wwcd.jpg

That sounds like a brilliant advertising campaign, we should make bracelets with the initials from the first 4 words of that statement you just made... 

http://www.csh.rit.edu/~grahams/images/misc/wwcd.jpg


or you could wear the slogan on a T-shirt.

You spend the whole day thinking, "What would Chucky do, in this situation?"



That sounds like a brilliant advertising campaign, we should make bracelets with the initials from the first 4 words of that statement you just made... 

http://www.csh.rit.edu/~grahams/images/misc/wwcd.jpg



















http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/2682/imagegm5.jpg
:P :D

you think Mr.Mister is a musical group.

You see a Debbie Gibson video and think of Woops. ;D

you read about an obscure Canadian artist and think of Whistle.  ;D

You hear a song about sex, and think of Howard.

You hear a song about sex, and think of Howard.
...or you just hear the name Howard and you think of our Howard.

You hear a song about sex, and think of Howard.


Aw,That's sweet.  ;D

...or you just hear the name Howard and you think of our Howard.



or songs with my name in it.

...you go to check your e-mails and you open inthe00s first thing.

When you think of things to post on here, even when you're with friends, at work, or anywhere else not at home on the computer. Yeah, I've also thought of boardmembers lots of times before in daily life situations, like something will remind me of someone.

When you think of things to post on here, even when you're with friends, at work, or anywhere else not at home on the computer. Yeah, I've also thought of boardmembers lots of times before in daily life situations, like something will remind me of someone.



I'm the same way. There isn't a day that goes by that I'm not thinking about some board member, in my daily life. :P

you're so distracted thinking about a post you are going to make on here you muck up whatever it is you were supposed to be doing.

... when you're SUPPOSED to be 'resting in peace' ............

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/4183/mistergravestonewc6.jpg
:\'( :\'( :\'(


























but you don't / won't !     http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/6920/owl2nh5.gifhttp://img234.imageshack.us/img234/5083/house5xa0.gifhttp://img221.imageshack.us/img221/8946/body1fj9.gif


"Hey everybody" .. "I'm back !" Screw hanging out with the worms !

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/8946/body1fj9.gif
Yes, you can't keep a good 'Mister' down !  8-P  :P  :D

... when you're SUPPOSED to be 'resting in peace' ............

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/4183/mistergravestonewc6.jpg
:\'( :\'( :\'(


























but you don't / won't !      http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/6920/owl2nh5.gifhttp://img234.imageshack.us/img234/5083/house5xa0.gifhttp://img221.imageshack.us/img221/8946/body1fj9.gif


"Hey everybody" .. "I'm back !" Screw hanging out with the worms !

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/8946/body1fj9.gif
Yes, you can't keep a good 'Mister' down !  8-P  :P  :D



well, I'm glad...the boards wouldn't be the same w/o you! :)

YKYAW...You have dreams about board members (or is that nightmares?  :-\\ )




Cat

On the same lines as above, you dream of the games in the arcade.

YKYAW...You have dreams about board members (or is that nightmares?  :-\\ )




Cat


What am I doing in your dreams?

well, I'm glad...the boards wouldn't be the same w/o you! :)


Oh, shucks Erin !  :-http://pin.petals.com.au/pinimages/common/C2-2.jpg


and these too

http://www.lakechamplainchocolates.com/images/Product/featured/WS07-F302-018001-md.jpg


https://www.basketvilleaustralia.com.au/img/products/main/a068.jpg



However, after you've eaten ^ .. and are subsequently having to fish your old jeans out of the bin ... 'cause you no longer fit into your current ones ....


http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/4183/mistergravestonewc6.jpg

^ won't look so bad !  :\'( :\'(  In fact, you'll be dancing on my grave !  :D ;D  ;)









http://www.dcist.com/attachments/dcist_michael/simpsons_CrazyCatLady.jpg
Or maybe I should have said 'waddling'  :P  ;D

you say to yourself as to who you're going to hang out with today.

I know I'm addicted to inthe00s when I am at work, and I can't help but think of how I want to get the top score in that zookeeper game LOL

You get on from an internet cafe while on vacation!

You get on from an internet cafe while on vacation!
That is my first thought when I go to a strange place.

You get on from an internet cafe while on vacation!



That is my first thought when I go to a strange place.


We would expect nothing less from YOU ^  .. dear Philip !  ;D

You come back online only to tell other members the movie you have just watched.

you wake up on a Sunday morning and immediately log in.

you wake up on a Sunday morning and immediately log in.


Not every morning?

Not every morning?


No, I confess I am inconsistent with it.  Sometimes I don't arrive till the afternoon.

Sometime I even tell you all when I'm going to be going somewhere else.

you wake up on a Sunday morning and immediately log in.




That's pretty much sunday.

Wake up, crawl upstairs, grunt at housemates, liberate housemate's laptop, assert dominance over the recliner, zone out.

you wake up on a Sunday morning and immediately log in.




I'm at work on Sundays sometimes.

Sometimes there are days when I don't even log in, and when I get to work, I think about what I could be missing at inthe00s

You ask why the Office doesn't carry the brand of tea Philip Eno drinks.

Oh, shucks Erin !   :-http://pin.petals.com.au/pinimages/common/C2-2.jpg


and these too

http://www.lakechamplainchocolates.com/images/Product/featured/WS07-F302-018001-md.jpg


https://www.basketvilleaustralia.com.au/img/products/main/a068.jpg



However, after you've eaten ^ .. and are subsequently having to fish your old jeans out of the bin ... 'cause you no longer fit into your current ones ....


http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/4183/mistergravestonewc6.jpg

^ won't look so bad !  :\'( :\'(   In fact, you'll be dancing on my grave !  :D ;D  ;)









http://www.dcist.com/attachments/dcist_michael/simpsons_CrazyCatLady.jpg
Or maybe I should have said 'waddling'  :P  ;D



wow...the flowers are marvelous! Thank you for those! As for the chocolates...maybe I will have one or two...I don't want to mess up my diet! LOL! :P

You notice your co-workers' "Boo-Tays", and start comparing them to those you've seen on that thread.

"Hers isn't as cute as Cat's"

"OMG! That looks like Mr. Mister's!"

"She looks like she & Erin work out at the same place"

You notice your co-workers' "Boo-Tays", and start comparing them to those you've seen on that thread.

"Hers isn't as cute as Cat's"

"OMG! That looks like Mr. Mister's!"

"She looks like she & Erin work out at the same place"



Um...I'm not too sure what to say. Um...Thanks...I think.  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

You stay up late and have nothing to say!

You notice your co-workers' "Boo-Tays", and start comparing them to those you've seen on that thread.

"Hers isn't as cute as Cat's"

"OMG! That looks like Mr. Mister's!"

"She looks like she & Erin work out at the same place"


;D :D

"OMG! That looks like Mr. Mister's!"


I'm afraid to ask why you are looking at a man's ass ;D

I'm afraid to ask why you are looking at a man's ass ;D


'cause I have an ass that a lot of women would be proud of ?  :P  :D

Still, you've got me worried too!  :-\\  I shall be keeping my legs very close together .... and a cork appropriately placed ... for extra insurance !  :o  :P  :D ;D :D

You seriously consider buying a top purely because it was labelled Belle du Jour

You walk past something in the supermarket labelled Snyder and start wondering how Tubeway general is getting on and wondering if you missed a message saying why he wasn't around the boards.

You hear a Canadian band, and wonder if Whistledog's got their International stats.

in the throes of being annoyed (all my posts this hour will have this word)
you still have too post and say how cute Quirk is when annoyed.

in the throes of being annoyed (all my posts this hour will have this word)
you still have too post and say how cute Quirk is when annoyed.


You have Quirk Annoyance Radar.

So, if she's annoyed, I prop up and say, "ERIN'S ANNOYED!"

You hear a Canadian band, and wonder if Whistledog's got their International stats.


What was the band?  I probably do have the stats ;D

...you’re lying awake with a dismal headache, and repose is taboo’d by anxiety,
I conceive you may use any language you choose to indulge in, without impropriety;
For your brain is on fire—and the bedclothes conspire of your usual slumber to plunder you:
First your counterpane goes, and uncovers your toes, and your sheet slips demurely from under you;
Then the blanketing tickles—you feel like mixed pickles—so terribly sharp is the pricking,
And you’re hot, and you’re cross, and you tumble and toss till there’s nothing ’twixt you and the ticking.
Then the bedclothes all creep to the ground in a heap, and you pick ’em all up in a tangle;
Next your pillow resigns and politely declines to remain at its usual angle!
Well, you get some repose in the form of a doze, with hot eye-balls and head ever aching.
But your slumbering teems with such horrible dreams that you’d very much better be waking;

For you dream you are crossing the Channel, and tossing about in a steamer from Harwich—
Which is something between a large bathing machine and a very small second-class carriage—
And you’re giving a treat (penny ice and cold meat) to a party of friends and relations—
They’re a ravenous horde—and they all came on board at Sloane Square and South Kensington Stations.
And bound on that journey you find your attorney (who started that morning from Devon);
He’s a bit undersized, and you don’t feel surprised when he tells you he’s only eleven.
Well, you’re driving like mad with this singular lad (by the by, the ship’s now a four-wheeler),
And you’re playing round games, and he calls you bad names when you tell him that "ties pay the dealer";
But this you can’t stand, so you throw up your hand, and you find you’re as cold as an icicle,
In your shirt and your socks (the black silk with gold clocks), crossing Salisbury Plain on a bicycle:

And he and the crew are on bicycles too—which they’ve somehow or other invested in—
And he’s telling the tars all the particulars of a company he’s interested in—
It’s a scheme of devices, to get at low prices all goods from cough mixtures to cables
(Which tickled the sailors), by treating retailers as though they were all vegetables—
You get a good spadesman to plant a small tradesman (first take off his boots with a boot-tree),
And his legs will take root, and his fingers will shoot, and they’ll blossom and bud like a fruit-tree—
From the greengrocer tree you get grapes and green pea, cauliflower, pineapple, and cranberries,
While the pastrycook plant cherry brandy will grant, apple puffs, and three corners, and Banburys—
The shares are a penny, and ever so many are taken by Rothschild and Baring,
And just as a few are allotted to you, you awake with a shudder despairing—

You’re a regular wreck, with a crick in your neck, and no wonder you snore, for your head’s on the floor, and you’ve needles and pins from your soles to your shins, and your flesh is a-creep, for your left leg’s asleep, and you’ve cramp in your toes, and a fly on your nose, and some fluff in your lung, and a feverish tongue, and a thirst that’s intense, and a general sense that you haven’t been sleeping in clover;
But the darkness has passed, and it’s daylight at last, and the night has been long—ditto ditto my song—and thank goodness they’re both of them over!

'cause I have an ass that a lot of women would be proud of ?  :P  :D

Still, you've got me worried too!  :-\\  I shall be keeping my legs very close together .... and a cork appropriately placed ... for extra insurance !  :o  :P   :D ;D :D




Are you that insecure? ;D

Are you that insecure? ;D


As long as you're not behind me ...... and I've heard of your reputation ...... well, I'm feeling a lot more secure. In THAT  event !  :P  ;D

you talk to people on here like they were your Parents.

Anytime you hear a pun, you ask the person in question if their name is Alan.

You get on from an internet cafe while on vacation!


There you are! I missed you girl :\'( Is Scott with you?

I demand you to report back as soon as you get home!

Anytime you hear a pun, you ask the person in question if their name is Alan.


Wow ! I'm  honoured to be so thought of !  8)


You know you're addicted to Inthe00s when you ..

Need to hook up a couple of computers. Ah, (you think)  "I'm going to need a 'Local Area Network' " , (otherwise known as a 'LAN') .

Except you think ....





























I'm going to need A LAN !

:P :D ;D