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Subject: Where In Hell?

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/22/05 at 9:53 pm

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Take the test, which level of hell are you going to end up in?

I'll share my score later  ;)

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: YWN on 11/22/05 at 9:59 pm

Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.


Whew!  *wipes sweat off of forehead*  I was aware I was answering some of those questions unfavorably...

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 11/22/05 at 10:06 pm

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/22/05 at 10:25 pm

Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.



Yep..I'm a good girl now! ;)

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/22/05 at 10:45 pm

Hahaha, you guys are all far too good.
Except Luke.. Join me brother. We shalt feast on the rotted flesh of the unbelieving and drink from the skulls of our enemys.


The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!

There we go then, I hath been banished to the seventh level of Hell.

Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.


Purgatory               Repenting Believers           Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo              Virtuous Non-Believers         Very Low
Level 2                 Lustful                           High
Level 3                 Gluttonous                       Extreme
Level 4                 Prodigal and Avaricious   Extreme
Level 5                 Wrathful and Gloomy         Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics                           Extreme
Level 7                 Violent                         Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge    Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus     Treacherous                         Very High


I'm kinda proud of myself  ;D

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 11/22/05 at 11:58 pm

I actually shocked myself. I was thinking Level 2 or 3 ... not level 6.  ;D

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Paul on 11/23/05 at 7:14 am

I've hit Level 6 - the City Of Dis (probably twinned with Basingstoke!)

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/23/05 at 9:27 am


Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.


Whew!

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/23/05 at 10:16 am

Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: JamieMcBain on 11/23/05 at 10:25 am

First Level of Hell - Limbo

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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Morton on 11/23/05 at 10:26 am

The eighth level of hell - the Malebolge

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/23/05 at 10:31 am


The eighth level of hell - the Malebolge

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Morton on 11/23/05 at 10:40 am


Oh, what a life you lead?


I can't understand why. My sins were that I have done things I highly regret and that I have wished things upon people I don't particularly like, but then I also said that I give money to charity (I do - I started up a Tsunami Relief Fund at work), and that i'm clean (I don't drink much, never done drugs and I don't smoke). Never mind. I think it's cos I said God doesn't exist  ::)

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/23/05 at 10:46 am

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.




Wow, I thought that I would be in Level 9.  ;D ;D




Cat

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Don Carlos on 11/23/05 at 3:32 pm

Well, looks like Cat and I will be together throughout eternity.

2nd level.

And we'll be too busy shaking hands with all our fiends to worry.

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Billy Florio on 11/23/05 at 5:26 pm

Third Level of Hell

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In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Apricot on 11/23/05 at 10:45 pm

Limbo.

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Dagwood on 11/23/05 at 11:19 pm

Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.


I got Purgatory.

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Apricot on 11/24/05 at 8:47 am


Limbo.


Meh, I'd rather the cool people anyway.  ;D

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: karen on 11/24/05 at 8:49 am

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Howard on 11/24/05 at 9:35 am

Level Who are sent there? Score:

Purgatory  Repenting Believers  Low
Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers  Low
Level 2  Lustful  Very High
Level 3  Gluttonous  Low
Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious  Very High
Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy  Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics  Very Low
Level 7  Violent  High
Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers  High
Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous  Low

This is my score. ;D

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/25/05 at 10:52 pm

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.



apparently... it's extreme... heretics

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Apricot on 11/25/05 at 11:01 pm

Christ, Dominic, what did you do?

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/25/05 at 11:03 pm


Christ, Dominic, what did you do?


... I... I... I don't know!

I don't believe in god, i guess..

I just said no for almost all of them

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Apricot on 11/25/05 at 11:06 pm

I re-took.. although Limbo was still VERY high, I got The Seventh Circle... I know it's not "Violent Against Man"... and probably not "Violent Against God", I'm not THAT blasphemous.. probably the "Violent Against Self" part for me.

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/25/05 at 11:07 pm


I re-took.. although Limbo was still VERY high, I got The Seventh Circle... I know it's not "Violent Against Man"... and probably not "Violent Against God", I'm not THAT blasphemous.. probably the "Violent Against Self" part for me.



you said you hate yourself, didn't you?

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Apricot on 11/25/05 at 11:08 pm


you said you hate yourself, didn't you?


I said a few more that would put me in "Violent Against Self" then that...

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Very Low
Level 3 | Very Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Apricot on 11/25/05 at 11:08 pm

^ Least I'm not lustful, a glutton, or greedy, eh?

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/25/05 at 11:09 pm


with limbs of women



... that doesn't sound too bad...

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/25/05 at 11:09 pm


^ Least I'm not lustful, a glutton, or greedy, eh?



ah! I didn't look at that chart... oops...


wonder how I matched up

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/25/05 at 11:13 pm

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory  Repenting Believers  Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers  Moderate
Level 2  Lustful  Low
Level 3  Gluttonous  Very High
Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious  Moderate
Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy  High
Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics  Very High
Level 7  Violent  Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers  Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous  Low

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/25/05 at 11:17 pm

It's cos I like eating and I don't believe in god  ;D

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: jackas on 11/26/05 at 12:21 am

Level 6 - The City of Dis

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: FaultyDog on 11/26/05 at 4:47 am

No surprises here...clean as a whistle. ::)



Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory  Repenting Believers  Very High
Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers  Moderate
Level 2  Lustful  Low
Level 3  Gluttonous  Low
Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious  Low
Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy  Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics  Very Low
Level 7  Violent  Low
Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers  Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous  Very Low




Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/26/05 at 8:23 am

ah... you do religious activities, huh?

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Apricot on 11/26/05 at 10:22 am


It's cos I like eating and I don't believe in god

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: FaultyDog on 11/26/05 at 10:29 am


ah... you do religious activities, huh?


Yes I do. And I believe in God. And I give money to charity. But I never give money to beggars. And I've probably lied when answering one or two questions... :-[

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Apricot on 11/26/05 at 10:32 am


Yes I do. And I believe in God. And I give money to charity. But I never give money to beggars. And I've probably lied when answering one or two questions... :-[


Shoot, we all probably stretched the truth a little on that test.

"Do you look at porn often? Well, they didn't define 'often'.... it's been a few hours... so it can't be TOO often.. I'll put 'No'."  ;D

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/26/05 at 10:58 am

I was just impressed i scored High, Very High or Extreme on every level of hell  ;D Pretty damn evil across the board.



Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Apricot on 11/26/05 at 11:16 am


I was just impressed i scored High, Very High or Extreme on every level of hell

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: loki 13 on 11/26/05 at 11:38 am

I was placed in level 2,
maybe I should look up Helen of Troy,she's here too.

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/26/05 at 11:55 am


I was placed in level 2,
maybe I should look up Helen of Troy,she's here too.


If Hollywood has taught us anything.. it's that Helen of Troy is hot.

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: FaultyDog on 11/26/05 at 12:03 pm


If Hollywood has taught us anything.. it's that Helen of Troy is hot.


May I remind you that she's also very dead...?

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: jackas on 11/26/05 at 1:39 pm

I didn't realize that we were scored on each level, so I had to do it over and here it is.

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:


Purgatory  Repenting Believers -------------------Very Low
Level 1  Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers---------Low
Level 2  Lustful -----------------------------------------High
Level 3  Gluttonous -----------------------------------High
Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious--------------------Very High
Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy ---------------------Low
Level 6  The City of Dis  Heretics ----------------Extreme
Level 7  Violent -----------------------------------------Moderate
Level 8  The Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers-------High
Level 9  Cocytus  Treacherous --------------------High


Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: YWN on 11/26/05 at 1:47 pm

I took it again to see what scores I got for each level...

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very Low

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/26/05 at 1:51 pm


May I remind you that she's also very dead...?


You've not seen my favourite t-shirt have you.

'Nude Live Dead Girls'

'Horny Cemetary Sluts'

1-666-DEAD-GRL

;D


Or to quote Tom Araya..

"You know the thought of older women overwhelms me. How many of you are into older women? That's if you understand..I said how many of you are into OLDER WOMEN? You know the kind you dig out of their graves..the kind with their eyes sunken in and their skulls dried out. The kind that have maggots crawling out of their..'ahem *******'...the kind you like to lick. And you can taste those crunchy maggots as you devour them in your mouth. And then you attempt to **** these little ladies and they'll break in two..Are you a NECROPHILIAC?"

Classic Araya  ;D


I didn't realize that we were scored on each level, so I had to do it over and here it is.

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:


Purgatory  Repenting Believers -------------------Very Low
Level 1  Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers---------Low
Level 2  Lustful -----------------------------------------High
Level 3  Gluttonous -----------------------------------High
Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious--------------------Very High
Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy ---------------------Low
Level 6  The City of Dis  Heretics ----------------Extreme
Level 7  Violent -----------------------------------------Moderate
Level 8  The Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers-------High
Level 9  Cocytus  Treacherous --------------------High


Come down a Level, i'll open up the Lava bar  ;D

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: jackas on 11/26/05 at 4:15 pm



Come down a Level, i'll open up the Lava bar

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/26/05 at 4:47 pm


Give me time, I'll come a knockin. ;D

I guess if I hated more people I'd be a level lower.......just wait until I start working again. ;D


;D

I hate everyone already, God have mercy on whoever get's stuck next to me for all eternity.

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Apricot on 11/26/05 at 4:51 pm


God have mercy on whoever get's stuck next to me for all eternity.


You're probably already designated to be somebody's eternal torment, in that case.  ;D

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/26/05 at 4:52 pm


You're probably already designated to be somebody's eternal torment, in that case.  ;D


I could do that.. but who would torment me?

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Apricot on 11/26/05 at 5:01 pm


I could do that.. but who would torment me?


I have an answer here... but I can't put it. It's potentially inflamatory to others here.

If you didn't guess, it's another user.  ;D

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/26/05 at 5:10 pm


I have an answer here... but I can't put it. It's potentially inflamatory to others here.

If you didn't guess, it's another user.  ;D


Does it.. per chance.. involve my name  ;)

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Apricot on 11/26/05 at 5:12 pm


Does it.. per chance.. involve my name

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/26/05 at 5:19 pm


You can't be your OWN torment, now can you?  ;D


Let me re-phrase.. does it involve a single letter.. in my username  ;D

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Apricot on 11/26/05 at 5:23 pm


Let me re-phrase.. does it involve a single letter.. in my username

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/26/05 at 6:18 pm


May I remind you that she's also very dead...?



That is why she is in Level 2 of Hell.  ;D




Cat

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Tam on 11/27/05 at 1:16 am

Purgatory

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: alyceclover on 11/27/05 at 4:16 am


Shoot, we all probably stretched the truth a little on that test.

"Do you look at porn often? Well, they didn't define 'often'.... it's been a few hours... so it can't be TOO often.. I'll put 'No'."

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: alyceclover on 11/27/05 at 4:33 am


Shoot, we all probably stretched the truth a little on that test.

"Do you look at porn often? Well, they didn't define 'often'.... it's been a few hours... so it can't be TOO often.. I'll put 'No'."

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: alyceclover on 11/27/05 at 4:43 am

talk about public confessions  :) Level 2

but had to retake it, didn't realize that second box was about me and didn't see where I stood...

and, um, still a Lustful #2

Have you ever tricked someone into thinking you were someone whom you are not?
....well, there was that door to door magazine salesman that I fooled into thinking I was a Gemini (it was an experiment, I deserve Hell for that? Then there was that time we went out after a Writer's club meeting and I pretended to be a Writer and was believed....

Do you ever look at porn? well, gee, I have 5 brother's.....

and so on down the list!

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/27/05 at 1:17 pm


I took it again to see what scores I got for each level...

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very Low



You... YOU EAT TOO MUCH!

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/27/05 at 1:18 pm


;D

I hate everyone already, God have mercy on whoever get's stuck next to me for all eternity.


I'm glad I'm a level above

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: jackas on 11/27/05 at 3:15 pm


I'm glad I'm a level above


You'll be in hell with me.  http://bestsmileys.com/signs11/17.gif

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/27/05 at 3:39 pm


Purgatory


You Lie!

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/27/05 at 10:53 pm


You'll be in hell with me.

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/27/05 at 11:22 pm

She'll let you toss off near her sphincter

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: jackas on 11/27/05 at 11:30 pm


She'll let you toss off near her sphincter


No, not in hell I won't.

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Lady Beard on 11/27/05 at 11:35 pm

Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory  Repenting Believers  Very High
Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers  Moderate
Level 2  Lustful  Low
Level 3  Gluttonous  Low
Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious  Low
Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy  Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics  Very Low
Level 7  Violent  Low
Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers  Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous  Very Low

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/27/05 at 11:41 pm


No, not in hell I won't.


You mean he can go..

ALL-THE-WAY!

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Lady Beard on 11/27/05 at 11:44 pm

I'd rather not go to hell

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/27/05 at 11:46 pm


I'd rather not go to hell


But dude, she's a hottie.

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Lady Beard on 11/27/05 at 11:48 pm


But dude, she's a hottie.


Is this true? Nevertheless, I prefer women with beards who are around 50 years old.

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: jackas on 11/27/05 at 11:48 pm


You mean he can go..

ALL-THE-WAY!


;D ;D

NO!

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/27/05 at 11:49 pm


Is this true? Nevertheless, I prefer women with beards who are around 50 years old.


Hmmm..

Have you ever considerd Necrophilia?


;D ;D

NO!  NOT IN HELL!


So.. where?

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/27/05 at 11:51 pm

Ouch, being in an older person's body is hard.


I prefer 14 year old bodies.  ;)

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Alchoholica on 11/27/05 at 11:54 pm


Ouch, being in an older person's body is hard.


I prefer 14 year old bodies.  ;)


... YOU SICK BASTARD!

I'd never say anything like that  :o

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/27/05 at 11:58 pm


... YOU SICK BASTARD!

I'd never say anything like that

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Step-chan on 11/28/05 at 4:55 pm

I got the second level of hell.

"You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate."

That sounds abit like me, I'm such a lewd little guy.

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Step-chan on 11/28/05 at 5:00 pm


Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.



apparently... it's extreme... heretics


Whoa..... I'm like the second level. You are 4 levels futher down.

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: YWN on 11/29/05 at 10:29 am


Ouch, being in an older person's body is hard <------------------.


Dominic...!?

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: Apricot on 11/29/05 at 1:03 pm


Ouch, being in an older person's body is hard.


I prefer 14 year old bodies.

Subject: Re: Where In Hell?

Written By: whistledog on 11/29/05 at 1:12 pm

LOL I don't need no quiz to tell me where in hell I'm going to end up.  I'm going straight to the Head of the Class  ;D

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