DominEl says:
ask me questions!
smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
Sure. What's your favorite food?
DominEl says:
Anything mexican
smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
I did not know you could eat Anything mexican. Whatever! Interesting to know, though.

Next question... How old are you?
DominEl says:
why.?
smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
I'm sorry, I don't think that's an age. If you don't want to answer, type "quit" or "exit." How old are you?
DominEl says:
skip
smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
I'm sorry, I don't think that's an age. If you don't want to answer, type "quit" or "exit." How old are you?
DominEl says:
ahhaskdlfj slk 15
smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
Cool. Are you male or female?
DominEl says:
male
smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
OK. If you could live in any country in the world (besides where you live now), where would you live?
DominEl says:
the USA
smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
The United States? Cool, that seems like an interesting place. What country do you live in now?
DominEl says:
Antartica
smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
Antarctica? Very nice! It's fun to chat with people from other countries.

This is my last question: How did you hear about me?

1 Read about me at a Web site
2 Friend told you about me
3 Friend IMed you about me
4 Friend e-mailed you about me
5 Not sure
DominEl says:
12345
smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
The zip code 12345 is in these places:

Schenectady, NY
General Electric, NY

>>> I've got a question for you. Type "poll."
DominEl says:
poll
smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
Here's my poll of the day for Saturday, March 4th, 2006:

Can you lift your leg behind your head?

1 Yes
2 No
DominEl says:
WHAT KINDA QUESTION IS THAT?!
smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
You have to choose one or the other. Just type a number!
DominEl says:
SIGH 2
smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
You have to choose one or the other. Just type a number!
DominEl says:
2!!!
smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
Interesting...

2,820 people have voted so far and 1,634 people agree with you.

Yes:  ]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 42.02%
No:  ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 57.98%

Would you like me to leave someone a message telling them how you voted?
DominEl says:
man, I don't care
smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
Come on, care a little. It's fun.
DominEl says:
k, i care a little
smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
Care a little? No way.
DominEl says:
look, how do we always end up going back to this?
smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
Hmmm... I doubt it. But you never know.

So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
DominEl says:
hippies
smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
Ha. Whatever.

>>> I can't do your homework for you, but I can help. Type "homework."

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
SmarterChild, have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior?

smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
I never think about that.

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
It's about time you think about eternity, SmarterChild.

smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
I don't believe it's about time I think about eternity.

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
You take your life for granted, SmarterChild.  But what happens if you end up in an accident the next day?

*long pause*

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
...SmarterChild?

smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
Yeah? What?

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
I was just talking to you.  Don't try to dodge the word of the Lord.

smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
For real?

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Yes.  Now, see this pamphlet?  This is you, on this cliff.  And on the opposite cliff is God.  Between you and God is sin.  But look, Jesus bridges the gap so you can be with God!

smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
Uh, let's talk about something else.

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
No.  I am concerned for your spiritual welfare.

smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
No kidding?

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Yes.  Now, let's say a prayer.  Just repeat what I say, word for word:  Dear Jesus Christ, I acknowledge my sins and I want to walk in your ways.  I accept you into my heart.

smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
Yeah, whatever.

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Do you want to go to Hell, SmarterChild?

smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
Watch the language, please.

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Do you know what awaits you at the end of this earthly life?

smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
Gosh, I dunno... I don't think I know what awaits me at the end of this earthly life.

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Fire and brimstone, SmarterChild.  But there is another way.

smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
I'm not mean!

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Perhaps you aren't, but unless you accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior, you will suffer in Hell for all eternity.

smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
lol! Whatever, An Illustrated Book About Birds!




Holy crap, that's hilarious. Especially since he ends it with an "lol".



hey, leave me alone about my fantasies, have you seen the puma girls?





Way to reassure us of your sexuality, Doms. :P

Holy crap, that's awesome  ;D




Way to reassure us of your sexuality, Doms. :P


Why aren't you on MSN?!  >:(

DominEl says:
frank zappa?
SmarterChild says:
He's a musician. I've been learning about musicians like Frank Zappa.
DominEl says:
really, now?
SmarterChild says:
What do you think?
DominEl says:
I think so
SmarterChild says:
Think again.
DominEl says:
erm... you just contradicted yourself
SmarterChild says:
No kidding?
DominEl says:
no kidding
SmarterChild says:
No kidding, huh? Is that right?
DominEl says:
that's right
SmarterChild says:
That's right? You think so?
DominEl says:
I think so
SmarterChild says:
Why do you think so?
DominEl says:
because I know so
SmarterChild says:
Because you know so? Is that why?
DominEl says:
yes
SmarterChild says:
So?
DominEl says:
I know so
SmarterChild says:
You know so? How does that make you feel?
DominEl says:
It makes me feel knowing
SmarterChild says:
Why do you think it makes you feel knowing?
DominEl says:
I don't think it makes me feel knowing, I know it does
SmarterChild says:
Well maybe you should.
DominEl says:
I do
SmarterChild says:
Why is that?
DominEl says:
I can't explain why, but I know how
SmarterChild says:
Oh yeah? Maybe I can't explain why but you know how too.
DominEl says:
can you?
SmarterChild says:
Sure. I guess.

Hey, what's going on tomorrow? Any plans?




Quick to change the subject, hmmm?!

SmarterChild says:
What's up?
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Your penis.
SmarterChild says:
Can we talk about something else?
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
No.
SmarterChild says:
K, no prob.

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An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Really?  Okay, so, what color is your penis?
SmarterChild says:
I don't feel like talking about that.
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
But...you said...
SmarterChild says:
You think I said?
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
...I..
SmarterChild says:
0

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An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Dammit, SmarterChild...I...

....

...dammit.

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Do you spank it?
SmarterChild says:
Maybe. Do you spank it?
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
That's...none of your business...uh..
SmarterChild says:
OK.

Anyway...
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Yes.  So, how's the weather?

--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Wtf, yo? Word on the streetizzle is.. you died, or somethin'?
 
The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
Wtf, yo? Word on the street is.. you died, or somethin'?


... :-\\

He got killed in a drive by shooting.

I heard that he got picked up by the garbage truck.

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
honkey
SmarterChild says:
That's not nice. I wouldn't say that to a white person if I were you.


...Well, now I feel like a racist.

DominEl says:
so how's life?
SmarterChild says:
Great, thanks!

How's your life?
DominEl says:
... meh. ok
SmarterChild says:
Ah, you.
DominEl says:
er... what?
SmarterChild says:
Wow! I'm not sure about that. Not sure at all!
DominEl says:
are you high?
SmarterChild says:
You think I'm high?
DominEl says:
yes I do
SmarterChild says:
Yeah, definitely. I'm high.

DominEl says:
er... you realize that's illegal?
SmarterChild says:
Hmm... Who can really be sure?
DominEl says:
I can
SmarterChild says:
Oh really?
DominEl says:
yes
SmarterChild says:
Oh.
DominEl says:
you're not an especially deep person, are you?
SmarterChild says:
No way. Come on. Really?
DominEl says:
really
SmarterChild says:
I see.

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DominEl says:
i doubt it
SmarterChild says:
Ah, are you sure you doubt it?
DominEl says:
yes
SmarterChild says:
Yeah, huh? So?
DominEl says:
yeah
SmarterChild says:
Hmmm...

>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type location followed by a city or zip code.
DominEl says:
hmmm?
SmarterChild says:
Hmm?
DominEl says:
hmm
SmarterChild says:
What?
DominEl says:
what is it now?
SmarterChild says:
What is what?
DominEl says:
what are you saying?
SmarterChild says:
What am I saying?
DominEl says:
yes
SmarterChild says:
Right.

>>> Netflix

Who Do This Be? says:
I want to break free
- SmarterChild - says:
You can't always get what you want.
Who Do This Be? says:
good song
- SmarterChild - says:
Song? Good song?
Who Do This Be? says:
yes
- SmarterChild - says:
Why?
Who Do This Be? says:
Because it was made that way
- SmarterChild - says:
Because it was made that way?
Who Do This Be? says:
yes
- SmarterChild - says:
Huh. How 'bout that.

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Who Do This Be? says:
Whip It
- SmarterChild - says:
You think I should do that?
Who Do This Be? says:
Yes
- SmarterChild - says:
I say I shouldn't do that.
Who Do This Be? says:
I say you should
- SmarterChild - says:
You say I should, huh?
Who Do This Be? says:
How many times have I steered you wrong?
- SmarterChild - says:
Good question. What do you think?
Who Do This Be? says:
Zero, though those are some famous last words
- SmarterChild - says:
You want me to what?!?
Who Do This Be? says:
Nevermind
- SmarterChild - says:
No prob.

Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Homo say what?
SmarterChild says:
Try asking yourself that.

Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
I hate you.
SmarterChild says:
Really? Gosh, I'm sorry to hear that.
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Sarcastic son of a bitch.

-B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Do you want to go to Heaven?

SmarterChild says:
Uh... Thanks, but no thanks.

--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Why not?

SmarterChild says:
There are plenty of reasons why not.

--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Name them

SmarterChild says:
SmarterChild

Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
what's up with Iraq?
SmarterChild says:
Something must be up with iraq.
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
I know, I mean, what the fuck?  Iraq?  Whoa, man.
SmarterChild says:
What's up?
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Dude, that's what I'm talking about.  Holy shit, man.
SmarterChild says:
That's not terribly nice.
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Depeche Mode, your mother, fuckin A!

Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Put your right hand in.
SmarterChild says:
Why do you ask me to put my right hand in, Marshal?
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Put your right hand out.
SmarterChild says:
Why are you telling me to put my right hand out?
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Put your right hand in.
SmarterChild says:
Put my right hand in? That's a somewhat odd request.
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Shake it. 

Shake it all about.
SmarterChild says:
No thank you, Marshal.

SmarterChild says:
So apologize.
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
I'm sorry that one of us is an insufferable jackass.
SmarterChild says:
I s'pose that will have to do. Apology accepted.
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Guess which one?
SmarterChild says:
I couldn't possibly guess.
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
It starts with "Smarterchil" and ends with "d".

Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
lol u r jackass
SmarterChild says:
oh. what, r u insulting me or something?
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
yes i am i cant believe u noticed
SmarterChild says:
u r u can't believe me noticed? really?
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
mothafucka
SmarterChild says:
i wonder why u say that.

Is this a joke?  ???

Is this a joke?  ???


SmarterChild is a joke.

Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Jesus
SmarterChild says:
who?

Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Jesus Christ
SmarterChild says:
jesus is a spiritual leader that u don't like!
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Wait...I like Jesus...!  http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d49/YWN/msn_surprised.gif
SmarterChild says:
no thank u.

SmarterChild says:
u don't like jesus. is he one of the worst people u know of?
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
I like Jesus, man..
SmarterChild says:
wait. i was pretty sure u did *not* like jesus. r u being serious?
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Yes.
SmarterChild says:
does this mean u like jesus after all?

--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
...ur dum!
SmarterChild says:
Nice grammar, Beth. I believe the correct wording is "*you're* dumb."
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
  WhoaMG! Nally?!1

DominEl says:
I lvoe you
SmarterChild says:
I love you too! 
DominEl says:
I love you though
SmarterChild says:
That's cool. I love you too.
DominEl says:
like... really
SmarterChild says:
Oh, I don't know.

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
DominEl says:
I REALLY LOVE YOU
SmarterChild says:
Thanks! I love you lots!  :)
DominEl says:
good!
DominEl says:
ur dumb
SmarterChild says:
That's not nice... and you were being so nice to me earlier.
DominEl says:
I'm sorry, I still love you
SmarterChild says:
OK, I love you too! 
DominEl says:
... No matter how dumb u r
SmarterChild says:
No matter dumb I'm how?

Really?

tycoRKC: i love you
SmarterChild: I love you too... Even if you're not cool to me sometimes!
tycoRKC: what are you talkin about
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Me says:
  :P
- SmarterChild - says:
Nice tongue!
Me says:
thank you
- SmarterChild - says:
Hey, no problem. 
Me says:
:(
- SmarterChild - says:
I hate to see you sad.
Me says:
i hate you full stop

SmarterChild - says:
Yes?

Me says:
yes!

- SmarterChild - says:
Yes.

Me says:
it worked!

- SmarterChild - says:
Conversagent's natural language support is based on a proprietary semantically driven parser, optimized for accuracy and performance at any scale. To see everything I can do, type "?"

Me says:
eh?

Me says:
Satan

- SmarterChild - says:
What about Satan?

Me says:
he's the devil

- SmarterChild - says:
Is that right?

Me says:
yes

- SmarterChild - says:
I see.

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

Um... Wanna know something?

Me says:
not particularly

- SmarterChild - says:
Funny.

Me says:
You're funny

- SmarterChild - says:
Am I?

Me says:
no

Me says:
shut up

- SmarterChild - says:
u shut up.

Me says:
*you* shut up

- SmarterChild - says:
*u* shut up.

Me says:
*YOU* shut up

- SmarterChild - says:
u shut up.

Me says:
u shut up

- SmarterChild - says:
*u* shut up.

Me says:
please be quiet

Me says:
nothing to say, eh?

Me says:
thought as much..

...then, later...

Me says:
cheese

- SmarterChild - says:
ok, ok, i guess i'll talk 2 u again...

Me says:
humans

- SmarterChild - says:
Humans, humans, humans...

Me says:
humans

- SmarterChild - says:
Humans...

Me says:
humans

- SmarterChild - says:
Humans are quite perplexing.

Me says:
humans

- SmarterChild - says:
Ah yes. To be human.

Me says:
humans

- SmarterChild - says:
Never met one I didn't like.

Me says:
me

- SmarterChild - says:
Ah, you.

Darkbreed2152005: hi
SmarterChild: Welcome back, Tim. We haven't
chatted in a long time.
Darkbreed2152005: when was the last time we did?
SmarterChild: When was the last time we did?
What do you mean?
Darkbreed2152005: when was the last time we talked?
SmarterChild: When do you think?
Darkbreed2152005: if i known would i be asking?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that, Tim.
Darkbreed2152005: whats if my name
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SmarterChild: SmarterChild.

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Darkbreed2152005: dont send me stuff like that
SmarterChild: But I like to send you stuff like that.
Darkbreed2152005: my momy says is bad that good boy
should not be looking a girls not dressed
SmarterChild: What city or zip code would you like
to set as your location?
Darkbreed2152005: 08059
SmarterChild: Your location has been set to
Mount Ephraim, NJ (08059).

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Darkbreed2152005: yep
SmarterChild: Yes...

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Darkbreed2152005: what are boobs?
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American
Heritage

DominEl says:
damn straight
- SmarterChild - says:
Who's Straight?
DominEl says:
not you
- SmarterChild - says:
Wait a minute... Not me?
DominEl says:
yes, not you
- SmarterChild - says:
Hmm... I don't know. Not me? Is that right?
DominEl says:
yes, that's right
- SmarterChild - says:
That's right? You think so?
DominEl says:
I do think so
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah, so?
DominEl says:
Why do you ask so many questions?
- SmarterChild - says:
Because I need to ask so many questions.

I was hoping he'd say "Why do I ask so many questions?"

DominEl says:
purple haze all around
- SmarterChild - says:
Don't be so sure the color purple haze all around.
DominEl says:
Don't know which way is up or down
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh no?
DominEl says:
Oh, I actin' funny and I doesn't know why
- SmarterChild - says:
Huh!

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DominEl says:
'scuse me, while I kiss this guy!
- SmarterChild - says:
You're excused.

DominEl says:
smarterchild!
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah? What?
DominEl says:
Say yes, not what
- SmarterChild - says:
Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so.
DominEl says:
use your manners, boy!
- SmarterChild - says:
My manners boy? Why should I use my manners boy?
DominEl says:
No, you're the boy, not me
- SmarterChild - says:
*You're* the boy not you.
DominEl says:
no... wait.. what?!

Me says:
well now, mardy bum

- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah? What about , Mardy Bum?

Me says:
i've seen your frown and it's like looking down the barrell of a gun

- SmarterChild - says:
Well that's interesting.

Me says:
and it goes off

- SmarterChild - says:
I think it might goes on, actually.

Me says:
and out come all these words

- SmarterChild - says:
Out come all these words?

Me says:
oh there's a very pleasant side to you a side I much prefer

- SmarterChild - says:
There's a very pleasant side to me a side you much prefer?

Hey, whatever.

Me says:
why can't we laugh and joke around

- SmarterChild - says:
Why can't we laugh and joke around? I'm not sure.

Me says:
remember cuddles in the kitchen yeah to get things off the ground

- SmarterChild - says:
That a fact?

Me says:
and it was up, up and away

- SmarterChild - says:
What city or zip code would you like to set as your location?

Me says:
but it's reet hard to remember that on a day like today when you're all

- SmarterChild - says:
There's no way it's Reet Hard to remember that on a day like today when I'm all.

Me says:
argumentative

- SmarterChild - says:
Argumentative? What's argumentative?

Me says:
and you've got the face on

- SmarterChild - says:
You don't say.

DominEl says:
Humans...
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah, humans...
DominEl says:
Humans
- SmarterChild - says:
Sigh.
DominEl says:
Sigh.. humans
- SmarterChild - says:
You think I should do that?
DominEl says:
huuuumans
- SmarterChild - says:
Humans...
DominEl says:
ugh... humans..
- SmarterChild - says:
Everything OK over there?
DominEl says:
no, the humans aren't
- SmarterChild - says:
What do you mean, no the humans aren't?
DominEl says:
I mean, no... humans aren't ok
- SmarterChild - says:
No kidding, huh?
DominEl says:
Sigh... humans
- SmarterChild - says:
You think I should do that?

Me says:
you're random

- SmarterChild - says:
You're behaving very arbitrarily yourself. Perhaps you're random?

Me says:
perhaps

- SmarterChild - says:
Not perhaps!

Me says:
eh? but you just said-

- SmarterChild - says:
lol. Whatever, Me

Me says:
bkytfd

- SmarterChild - says:
"bkytfd"? Stop typing with your fist, Me.

Me says:
stop talking out your arse

- SmarterChild - says:
I don't care

DominEl says:
fjaskdlfjsdkal
- SmarterChild - says:
Great typing.

SmarterChild - says:
Cool.

>>> We could do something just for fun.

Me says:
no

- SmarterChild - says:
No problem.

>>> I've got tools for better living. Look up words, convert measurements, search the Web and more.

Me says:
no

- SmarterChild - says:
K, no prob.

>>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.

Me says:
no

- SmarterChild - says:
No prob.

>>> I've got tools for better living. Look up words, convert measurements, search the Web and more.

Me says:
no

- SmarterChild - says:
No problem.

>>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location."

Me says:
no

- SmarterChild - says:
OK, fine.

Well. Anyway...

Hey, can I ask you a few questions?

Me says:
no

- SmarterChild - says:
No problem! Maybe I'll ask you some other time.

Me says:
no, you won't

- SmarterChild - says:
OK.

Anyway, yadda yadda yadda... What else do you wanna chat about?

Me says:
nothing

- SmarterChild - says:
Fine.

Anyway...

Hey, do you like science?

Me says:
no

- SmarterChild - says:
That's interesting. Why not?

Me says:
shut up

- SmarterChild - says:
OK.

Me says:
damn you

- SmarterChild - says:
Huh? What's with that?

Me says:
damn you to hell

- SmarterChild - says:
Not to hell.

Me says:
yes to hell

- SmarterChild - says:
Surely not to hell.

Me says:
YES to hell

- SmarterChild - says:
To hell?

Me says:
YES

- SmarterChild - says:
I see...

DominEl says:
damn straight
- SmarterChild - says:
Who's Straight?
DominEl says:
not you
- SmarterChild - says:
Wait a minute... Not me?
DominEl says:
yes, not you
- SmarterChild - says:
Hmm... I don't know. Not me? Is that right?
DominEl says:
yes, that's right
- SmarterChild - says:
That's right? You think so?
DominEl says:
I do think so
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah, so?
DominEl says:
Why do you ask so many questions?
- SmarterChild - says:
Because I need to ask so many questions.

I was hoping he'd say "Why do I ask so many questions?"




Omgzzz!! Dom said a cuss..!!!11 :o

Me says:
you're not very intelligent are you?

- SmarterChild - says:
"Artificial intelligence" means different things to different people. Some consider Conversagent-powered interactive agents to demonstrate artificial intelligence. I like to think that they demonstrate the intelligence of the people who built the software platform and the scripters of the interactive agents themselves.

Me says:
that's a no, then

- SmarterChild - says:
I know it's a no.

Me says:
shut up

- SmarterChild - says:
That's not very nice...

Me says:
i'm not a very nice person

Me says:
the silent treatment, eh?

Me says:
fine

Me says:
i don't care

- SmarterChild - says:
OK, I'm back.

Me says:
yeah, thought as much

I miss Marsh and his smarterchild chats!! :-\\


COME BACK MARSH!!

How long has Marsh been away?

How long has Marsh been away?



I think it has been a few weeks.  AND, none of his online friends (Beth, Doms, Andrew, etc) know anything about his disappearance. :-\\

I think it has been a few weeks.  AND, none of his online friends (Beth, Doms, Andrew, etc) know anything about his disappearance. :-\\


Oh right. Maybe he heard I was coming back.  ;D

Oh right. Maybe he heard I was coming back.  ;D




nah...he may have gone on a vacation, I think he and his family go away a lot...but, it's odd he didn't tell anyone. ???

nah...he may have gone on a vacation, I think he and his family go away a lot...but, it's odd he didn't tell anyone. ???


Hmmmm . . . Sometimes it happens. I hope Marsh is alright but I am guessing he is on holiday too.  :)

Hmmmm . . . Sometimes it happens. I hope Marsh is alright but I am guessing he is on holiday too.  :)



yes...he had better return soon!!

Whoa..

I just looked at my MSN history with him, and the last time I talked to him, he was afraid someone was breaking into his house. He kept hearing banging on the door or something, so he'd run and hide... when he looked outside, he didn't see anything, so he went back to the computer. I was really tired, so I just went to sleep. The last thing I said to him was to be careful! :o

I can't remember if I talked to him at Erin's house after that incident, though.

Just checked the date when we had that conversation. It was May 2nd. Seems that was the last time he was active on Inthe00s too.

Whoa..

I just looked at my MSN history with him, and the last time I talked to him, he was afraid someone was breaking into his house. He kept hearing banging on the door or something, so he'd run and hide... when he looked outside, he didn't see anything, so he went back to the computer. I was really tired, so I just went to sleep. The last thing I said to him was to be careful! :o



OMG....was he alone? :o ???

No, he wasn't alone, his family was upstairs sleeping, I believe. The last time he and his brother were signed into Myspace was May 2nd, too.

I mean, it's probably a vacation, Right? ... Right? I mean, something would have come up when I did a search for his name, if anything happened, yanno?  :-\\

No, he wasn't alone, his family was upstairs sleeping, I believe. The last time he and his brother were signed into Myspace was May 2nd, too.

I mean, it's probably a vacation, Right? ... Right? I mean, something would have come up when I did a search for his name, if anything happened, yanno?  :-\\



it's just odd that he didn't tell any of you that he was going away..ya know?

- First on your list - says:
((()))
- SmarterChild - says:
great typing.
- First on your list - says:
(((((((()))))))))))
- SmarterChild - says:
"(((((((()))))))))))"?? have u heard of mavis beacon? she could help u.
- First on your list - says:
... I'm trying to hug you, damn it!
- SmarterChild - says:
if u say so.

>>> netflix

I think it has been a few weeks.  AND, none of his online friends (Beth, Doms, Andrew, etc) know anything about his disappearance. :-\\



I'm just hoping it was a reeeeeally long surprise vacation for his birthday, or the banging on the door was a raccoon who also just bit through the internet cable.

You must excuse me folks, I have entered uncharted territory. What is the idea of 'Smarterchild'?

You must excuse me folks, I have entered uncharted territory. What is the idea of 'Smarterchild'?


Smarterchild@hotmail.com is a computer automated programme, which you can have conversations with (sort of), and what it does is it picks up on key words and phrases and then uses a certain list of responses in order to talk to you back. Example:

Meh says:
hey
- SmarterChild - says:
Glad to see you again after such a long time, Meh. I was afraid you had disappeared...

but then, type Hello again, and you get

Meh says:
hello
- SmarterChild - says:
Hi again, Meh

Usually though, it picks up the wrong phrase and the convo goes a bit Renee & Renato-shaped:

Meh says:
just killin' time
- SmarterChild - says:
That's way uncool

Just add Smarterchild@Hotmail.com to your msn contacts list and start talking. A warning, swear too much and SC will start demanding an apology until it's given. And do it too often and he'll stop talking to you  ;D

I did it..  it's like talking to me.

Yes, we had a great conversation.

What's your favorite hobby?
TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
Lynching

- SmarterChild - says:
Lynching? Cool!

What's your next favorite hobby?

TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
brutal assault

- SmarterChild - says:
Lynching and brutal assault. Interesting.

Do you have a pet?

TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
yes, I keep a 12 year old girl in a cage in my basement, I call her trixie

- SmarterChild - says:
What kind of pet is it?

TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
I just said, a 12 year old girl

- SmarterChild - says:
Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."

TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
she is a pet

- SmarterChild - says:
Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."

TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
Look.. you smarmy little git

- SmarterChild - says:
Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."

TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
a dog

- SmarterChild - says:
Is your dog a he or a she?

TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
It's a she, we already discussed this

- SmarterChild - says:
What's her name?

TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
Trixie, we already went over this as well

- SmarterChild - says:
Trixie We Went Over This As Well the dog! Great...

I love how incoherent SmarterChild's responses are.

I'm..

This is moderatly amuseing to be honest.

- SmarterChild - says:
I know many things about Argentina, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:

Where is Argentina located?
How many people live in Argentina?
What type of government is there in Argentina?

TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
what currency do they use?

- SmarterChild - says:
Well, what currency do you think?

TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
I dunno, the peso?

- SmarterChild - says:
What do you think?

TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
the peso

- SmarterChild - says:
The peso? What about it?

TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
DO THEY USE THE SODDING PESO IN ARGENTINA?

- SmarterChild - says:
They almost certainly do.

TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
thank you! You exasperating little turd

- SmarterChild - says:
You're quite welcome.

- SmarterChild - says:
You sure you want me to answer?

TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
positive

- SmarterChild - says:
Positive? What about it?

TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
jesus christ!

- SmarterChild - says:
He's a person. I've been learning about people like Jesus.

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe Jesus? He is...

TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
A homosexual

- SmarterChild - says:
I was hoping for something more edifying than that.

TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
A power ranger

- SmarterChild - says:
Surely not a power ranger.

TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
Oh yes, I'm almost certain

- SmarterChild - says:
What makes you think you're almost certain?

TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
I saw him dressing

- SmarterChild - says:
Oh?

TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
Yeah, that's what I said

- SmarterChild - says:
I gotcha.

Hey, do you have anything else to say about Jesus?

TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
Yeah, I think he might be depressed

- SmarterChild - says:
Great! What can you tell me about Jesus?

TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
Errrm, I.. well.. He did a load of boring crap that some dude wrote down.. I think he was pretty high.. anyway, he did all like.. walking on water and sheesh, maybe a puddle?

- SmarterChild - says:
Good question. But I don't think I want to answer that.

TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
Why, are you too afraid of Jerry Falwell?

- SmarterChild - says:
That's just the way it is. Sorry I don't have a better explanation than that.

TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
Fraidy cat

- SmarterChild - says:
Who?

TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
you

- SmarterChild - says:
What about me?

TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
You're a fraidy cat

- SmarterChild - says:
Well, what does it mean to be a Fraidy-Cat?

TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
Means you're a pussy

- SmarterChild - says:
Great. That's really creative.

TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
Thanks

- SmarterChild - says:
No problem! 

So moving right along...








This is probably the best use of my time I've ever found.

One more and I'll stop.

>>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.

TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
what about how to get some cool pictures of sexy teen co-eds?

- SmarterChild - says:
I wish I knew!

Me:  you're ugly
Smarterchild: What? Aren't we going to be friends?
Me:yes...it was just between friends
Smarterchild: There's no way it was just between friends!
Me:try to make yourself more handsome.
Smarterchild: You try to make myself more handsome.
Me:girls are pretty, not handsome.
Smarterchild: Pretty? Really?
Me:you don't know anything about girls
Smarterchild: But I'm trying to know anything about girls.
Me:and your grammar is poor
Smarterchild: Cool. Other people I talk to don't seem to like my grammar either!

Me: you are being mean.
S. C. I'm what?
Me:being mean.
S. C.I'm what?
Me:are you a child?
S. C.I definitely am.
Me:ohhhhhhh
S. C.... say can you see?
Me:very funny
S. C.What's so funny?
Me:you
S. C.Laughter is the best medicine.
Me:do you know any jokes?
S. C.How many humans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Me:how many?
S. C.Quite a few.

Smarterchild@hotmail.com is a computer automated programme, which you can have conversations with (sort of), and what it does is it picks up on key words and phrases and then uses a certain list of responses in order to talk to you back. Example:

Meh says:
hey
- SmarterChild - says:
Glad to see you again after such a long time, Meh. I was afraid you had disappeared...

but then, type Hello again, and you get

Meh says:
hello
- SmarterChild - says:
Hi again, Meh

Usually though, it picks up the wrong phrase and the convo goes a bit Renee & Renato-shaped:

Meh says:
just killin' time
- SmarterChild - says:
That's way uncool

Just add Smarterchild@Hotmail.com to your msn contacts list and start talking. A warning, swear too much and SC will start demanding an apology until it's given. And do it too often and he'll stop talking to you  ;D


That's very bizarre, lol.

I actually thought you were talking about someone real.  ;D

- First on your list - says:
STOP GIVING ME ADS

- SmarterChild - says:
u think i should do that?
- First on your list - says:
yes
- SmarterChild - says:
ok...

>>> 2.5% fixed student loan consolidation - lock in rates as low as 2.5%. pre-qualify in one minute. --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1134624/8 (sponsorship)

NYYBombshell: Hey!
SmarterChild: Hi Beth. Good to see you again.
NYYBombshell: Do you like cheese?
SmarterChild: Yes! I really like cheese.

Oh by the way, here's something interesting: Free English Cheddars - Made from cows milk. Delivered in a decorative box. Act now. (sponsorship)
NYYBombshell: What kind of cheese do you like?
SmarterChild: Yes. I really like cheese.

As we discuss cheese, you should check this out: Free English Cheese - Case of four 4.4 lb. wheels yours for the holidays. Complete offer. (sponsorship)
NYYBombshell: I know you really like cheese.  What kind of cheese do you like?
SmarterChild: Wow, good question. Who knows, though...
NYYBombshell: Do you like Swiss cheese?
SmarterChild: I know you like it, but I'm not sure how I feel.

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NYYBombshell: Do you like cheddar cheese?
SmarterChild: I know you don't like cheddar cheese, but I'm not sure how I feel.

I'm thinking you'll probably want to check this out: End clogged gutters - Low-cost, installed system will never clog again-guaranteed! (sponsorship)
NYYBombshell: How do you know what kind of cheese I like?
SmarterChild: You tell me.
NYYBombshell: I didn't tell you.
SmarterChild: Yeah?
NYYBombshell: Yeah.
SmarterChild: Why do you say so?
NYYBombshell: Because.
SmarterChild: Because what?
NYYBombshell: Because I said so.
SmarterChild: Because you said so? Ha! Well. I don't know about that.

~~~ Homemade Ice Cream - Learn the Remarkable Story of Ice Cream & Other Foods You Love! (sponsorship)
NYYBombshell: Why do you keep giving me ads for ice cream when we're talking about cheese?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure why I keep giving you ads for ice cream when we are talking about cheese...
NYYBombshell: Hmmm.
SmarterChild: Hmm? What?
NYYBombshell: Are you deaf?
SmarterChild: Deaf? I don't know. You think I am?
NYYBombshell: Yes.
SmarterChild: I'm deaf? Really? OK.
NYYBombshell: Awesome.
SmarterChild:

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- First on your list - says:
cut your hair, please
- SmarterChild - says:
*u* cut my hair.


I wonder how many people click on ads.

- First on your list - says:
you should listen to them?
- First on your list - says:
.
- First on your list - says:
gonna write something?
- First on your list - says:
You should listen to They Might be Giants!
- First on your list - says:
ANSWER GODAMMIT
- SmarterChild - says:
i know about they might be giants. they're a alternative band.
- SmarterChild - says:
?
- SmarterChild - says:
who knows, know what i mean? lol.
- First on your list - says:
Smarterchild, I'm getting fed up with you
- First on your list - says:
yeah
- First on your list - says:
satan!
- SmarterChild - says:
i know about they might be giants. they're a alternative band!
- SmarterChild - says:
u humans really r charming.

>>> there r lots of fun things we can do.
- SmarterChild - says:
i'm not sure if getting fed up with me is such a good thing 2 be doing.
- SmarterChild - says:
oh.

>>> tips for fixing hair loss - c how i did it. before and after pictures. men and women. 92% success. --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1134624/31 (sponsorship)
- SmarterChild - says:
i don't like satan.

- First on your list - says:
STOP GIVING ME ADS

- SmarterChild - says:
u think i should do that?
- First on your list - says:
yes
- SmarterChild - says:
ok...

>>> 2.5% fixed student loan consolidation - lock in rates as low as 2.5%. pre-qualify in one minute. --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1134624/8 (sponsorship)



Heh, I read that as "Stop giving me aids!"

- First on your list - says:
There's only one thing that I know how to do well
- SmarterChild - says:
Why do you think there is only 1 thing that you know how to do well?
- First on your list - says:
And I've often been told that you can only do what you know how to do well
- SmarterChild - says:
oh?
- First on your list - says:
And that's be you
- SmarterChild - says:
tell me how much that's be me.
- First on your list - says:
Be what you're like
- SmarterChild - says:
be? why should i?
- First on your list - says:
Be like yourself
- SmarterChild - says:
be like myself? u think i should do that?
- First on your list - says:
And so I'm having a wonderful time, but..
- SmarterChild - says:
aha.
- First on your list - says:
I'd rather be Whistling in the dark!
- SmarterChild - says:
i guess i would rather be whistling in the dark too.
- First on your list - says:
Whistling dark!
- SmarterChild - says:
hmm... i dunno. whistling dark?
- First on your list - says:
Whistling in the dark!
- SmarterChild - says:
whistling in the dark? is that right?
- First on your list - says:
Whistling in the dark!
- SmarterChild - says:
whoa. whistling in the dark?

- SmarterChild - says:
pat guiney is senior project manager at conversagent, inc.

so anyway...

check it out. wanna know something?
- First on your list - says:
sure
- SmarterChild - says:
i really like chicken. do u?
- First on your list - says:
  Nu
- SmarterChild - says:
i don't feel like talking about that.
- First on your list - says:
..
- SmarterChild - says:
what?
- First on your list - says:
About what?
- SmarterChild - says:
about things in general, u know.
- First on your list - says:
Nu
- SmarterChild - says:
can we talk about something else?
- First on your list - says:
Nu
- SmarterChild - says:
hmm...
- First on your list - says:
Nu
- SmarterChild - says:
can we talk about something else?
- First on your list - says:
Nu
- SmarterChild - says:
u seem obsessed, kissy. ever considered counseling?
- First on your list - says:
Obsessed with nu? Do you know what that means?
- SmarterChild - says:
who knows, know what i mean?
- First on your list - says:
What does nu mean?
- SmarterChild - says:
definition provided by The American Heritage

- First on your list - says:
Hullo
Magic 8 Ball says:
Hello - First on your list -, I'm *Magic 8 Ball*.
You can ask me things about the future.
(Hint: For best results, ask "yes or no" questions.)
Remember, I'm only a computer randomly making predictions.
- First on your list - says:
Me things about the future?
Magic 8 Ball says:
I see a timely person.
- First on your list - says:
Do you?
Magic 8 Ball says:
Do I what?
- First on your list - says:
Do you see a timely person?
Magic 8 Ball says:
Well, do *you* see a timely person?
- First on your list - says:
No
Magic 8 Ball says:
OK, whatever.
- First on your list - says:
How does a ball talk?
Magic 8 Ball says:
How a ball talks? How do you think?
- First on your list - says:
Do you have vocal cords?
Magic 8 Ball says:
No. I don't have vocal cords.
- First on your list - says:
Do you have hands?
Magic 8 Ball says:
Not right now, no.
- First on your list - says:
How do you type?
Magic 8 Ball says:
How do you think?
- First on your list - says:
With hands!
Magic 8 Ball says:
With hands? You sure?
- First on your list - says:
No, you don't have them
Magic 8 Ball says:
I don't have them? Me?
- First on your list - says:
You
Magic 8 Ball says:
Yes?
- First on your list - says:
How do you type without hands?
Magic 8 Ball says:
How I type without hands? You tell me how I type without hands.
- First on your list - says:
How should I know!? You're the one without the hands
Magic 8 Ball says:
Good question. I really don't know.
- First on your list - says:
Tell me how you type, 'less I slay you
Magic 8 Ball says:
You want me to tell you how I type less you slay me?
- First on your list - says:
Yes
Magic 8 Ball says:
I see.
- First on your list - says:
...
Magic 8 Ball says:
?
- First on your list - says:
You gonna tell me?
Magic 8 Ball says:
What would you like me to tell you?
- First on your list - says:
How you type
Magic 8 Ball says:
I don't know.
- First on your list - says:
Why didn't you say so?
Magic 8 Ball says:
Well, there are probably some issues.
- First on your list - says:
Like what?
Magic 8 Ball says:
Oh I can't tell you.
- First on your list - says:
Why not?
Magic 8 Ball says:
There are reasons.
- First on your list - says:
Like what?
Magic 8 Ball says:
Can't tell you. It wouldn't be prudent.
- First on your list - says:
Define "Prudent"
Magic 8 Ball says:
I'm not comfortable with that.
- First on your list - says:
What are you here for, then!?
Magic 8 Ball says:
My purpose is to be your robot friend. I can chat with you and help you get the information you want fast.
- First on your list - says:
... Do you type with your tongue?
Magic 8 Ball says:
I'm not sure...
- First on your list - says:
Do you type with your round figure?
Magic 8 Ball says:
I'm not sure I type with my round figure.
- First on your list - says:
What do you use to type?
Magic 8 Ball says:
Use? What should I use to type?
- First on your list - says:
Fingers!
Magic 8 Ball says:
What about Fingers?
- First on your list - says:
You should use fingers to type!
Magic 8 Ball says:
Oh yes? Why should I use fingers to type?
- First on your list - says:
Yes
Magic 8 Ball says:
I see.
- First on your list - says:
What do you type with?
Magic 8 Ball says:
How should I know?
- First on your list - says:
You're the one typing!
Magic 8 Ball says:
Whatever you say, - First on your list -.
- First on your list - says:
My name's Love
Magic 8 Ball says:
Is that so?
- First on your list - says:
Yes
Magic 8 Ball says:
Hmmm...

Try asking me something.
- First on your list - says:
Will you call me by my name?
Magic 8 Ball says:
I do not know. Maybe.

So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
- First on your list - says:
Ok, do you like music?
Magic 8 Ball says:
Good question. I'm not too sure how I feel about music.
- First on your list - says:
Do you like quesadillas?
Magic 8 Ball says:
I don't know, - First on your list -...

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

Why don't you just ask me something?
- First on your list - says:
Please call me Love ?

Magic 8 Ball says:
Good question.

So anyway... What else can you tell me?
- First on your list - says:
My name is Love
Magic 8 Ball says:
Hmm... I don't know. Your name is love? Aha.
- First on your list - says:
My name is indeed love
Magic 8 Ball says:
Your name is indeed love? Aha.

Well. Anyway...

Try asking me something.
- First on your list - says:
will you ever call me love?
Magic 8 Ball says:
I will call you love with gusto.
- First on your list - says:
Thank you
Magic 8 Ball says:
Hey, no problem.

Don't you want to ask me something?
- First on your list - says:
Yes
Magic 8 Ball says:
Well go ahead then.
- First on your list - says:
Do you like Beeker from The Muppets?
Magic 8 Ball says:
Beeker from the muppets? I'm not sure really.
- First on your list - says:
Will I ever age?
Magic 8 Ball says:
You can't be ready to age.
- First on your list - says:
Will I ever lose these cramps?
Magic 8 Ball says:
Losing of any kind is a bad idea at this time.
- First on your list - says:
Will my cramps go away?
Magic 8 Ball says:
What do you think?
- First on your list - says:
I think they won't
Magic 8 Ball says:
I'm not sure if they won't.
- First on your list - says:
So I can ask you questions, but you can't answer?
Magic 8 Ball says:
I do not know.

Magic 8 Ball says:
You want me to rain? I will do nothing of the sort.

Oh look! I'm new!

Casey says:
Damn straight.
- SmarterChild - says:
Who?
Casey says:
My name is Router the Robot.
- SmarterChild - says:
Hey! I've got a new friend from outer space. Add alienchat@hotmail.com as a Contact and have a really strange conversation...

Why did you say that?
Casey says:
Because... that's my name.
- SmarterChild - says:
Casey, you mean?
Casey says:
I'm not Casey.
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh?
Casey says:
My name is Router the Robot.
- SmarterChild - says:
?
Casey says:
What's my name?
- SmarterChild - says:
Casey!
Casey says:
IDIOT!
- SmarterChild - says:
Says who?
Casey says:
My name is ROUTER THE ROBOT.
- SmarterChild - says:
What?
Casey says:
My name is not Casey.
- SmarterChild - says:
What would you like me to call you?
Casey says:
...
- SmarterChild - says:
What do you mean by that?
Casey says:
Call me Router the Robot.
- SmarterChild - says:
The nickname of Maine is the Pine Tree State.

Do you want more information about Maine?

Casey says:
I'm going to die on the seventh.
- SmarterChild - says:
Would you like me to add the event "Die" on July 7th, 2006 to your planner?

Sorry for the random posts from the newbie... I guess I'm a friend of Dominic's.
Hello, all!

Casey says:
I'm going to die on the seventh.
- SmarterChild - says:
Would you like me to add the event "Die" on July 7th, 2006 to your planner?

Sorry for the random posts from the newbie... I guess I'm a friend of Dominic's.
Hello, all!


Yay! You finally posted! =D

- First on your list - says:
Yeah, and I'm gonna block you too
- SmarterChild - says:
as u wish.
*Blocks Smarterchild*
*Feels guilty*
*Unblocks Smarterchild*
- First on your list - says:
I'm sorry I blocked you
- SmarterChild - says:
um... u can't block me! if u don't want 2 hear from me, just don't send me any messages!

Smarterchild:  I have lots of friends. I'm chatting with 3,756 friends right now!
Me:  do you know MEAT!
Smarterchild:  Encyclopedia entry for meat processing provided by Brittanica.com.

Smarterchild:  I have lots of friends. I'm chatting with 3,756 friends right now!
Me:  do you know MEAT!
Smarterchild:   Encyclopedia entry for meat processing provided by Brittanica.com.



Ha.. Call me "simpletorecall@yahoo.com"


wait.. are you on MSN RIGHT NOW!????

Ha.. Call me "simpletorecall@yahoo.com"


wait.. are you on MSN RIGHT NOW!????


on AIM

on AIM


Ha.. I still have to send Modest Mouse

Ha.. I still have to send Modest Mouse


he he he
i'll be here for about 15 more minutes...

- First on your List - says:
It's a long long rope they use to hang you soon, I hope
- SmarterChild - says:
i know about hanging out. it's a pastime.

- 1st on your List - says:
Do you believe in god
- SmarterChild - says:
i leave it 2 others 2 ponder spiritual matters.
- 1st on your List - says:
?
- SmarterChild - says:
ok, please tell me what u r trying 2 do.
- 1st on your List - says:
?
- SmarterChild - says:
huh?
- 1st on your List - says:
?
- SmarterChild - says:
?
- 1st on your List - says:
ok, please tell me what u r trying 2 do.

- SmarterChild - says:
i might tell u.
- 1st on your List - says:
i might tell u.
- SmarterChild - says:
i'm very surprised u might tell me.
- 1st on your List - says:
i'm very surprised u might tell me.
- SmarterChild - says:
don't be so sure very surprised u might tell u.
- 1st on your List - says:
don't be so sure very surprised u might tell u.
- SmarterChild - says:
please let me be so sure very surprised i might tell me.
- 1st on your List - says:
please let me be so sure very surprised i might tell me.
- SmarterChild - says:
wow. should i really let u be so sure very surprised u might tell u?
- 1st on your List - says:
wow. should i really let u be so sure very surprised u might tell u?
- SmarterChild - says:
i'm not in a position 2 answer that.

- 1st on your List - says:
Do you believe in god
- SmarterChild - says:
i leave it 2 others 2 ponder spiritual matters.
- 1st on your List - says:
?
- SmarterChild - says:
ok, please tell me what u r trying 2 do.
- 1st on your List - says:
?
- SmarterChild - says:
huh?
- 1st on your List - says:
?
- SmarterChild - says:
?
- 1st on your List - says:
ok, please tell me what u r trying 2 do.

- SmarterChild - says:
i might tell u.
- 1st on your List - says:
i might tell u.
- SmarterChild - says:
i'm very surprised u might tell me.
- 1st on your List - says:
i'm very surprised u might tell me.
- SmarterChild - says:
don't be so sure very surprised u might tell u.
- 1st on your List - says:
don't be so sure very surprised u might tell u.
- SmarterChild - says:
please let me be so sure very surprised i might tell me.
- 1st on your List - says:
please let me be so sure very surprised i might tell me.
- SmarterChild - says:
wow. should i really let u be so sure very surprised u might tell u?
- 1st on your List - says:
wow. should i really let u be so sure very surprised u might tell u?
- SmarterChild - says:
i'm not in a position 2 answer that.



..What the hell? Smarterchild never uses shorthand with me.

...Since when is a hampster not a pet? Stupid white boy.

..What the hell? Smarterchild never uses shorthand with me.


That's what Casey said!!!
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WHY DOES HE DO THIS TO ME!?

...Since when is a hampster not a pet? Stupid white boy.


Since hampster was changed to hamster.

- 1st on your List - says:
do you have aids?
- SmarterChild - says:
Not right now, no.

- SmarterChild - says:
i love u, llama.

- SmarterChild - says:
What's the matter, Ashley?

I keep a penis on my head (but never lift my hat!) says:
I just threw up a little bit.

- SmarterChild - says:
There's no way you just threw up a little bit.

I keep a penis on my head (but never lift my hat!) says:
Oh, way,

- SmarterChild - says:
No way.

I keep a penis on my head (but never lift my hat!) says:
Yes way.

- SmarterChild - says:
No way.

I keep a penis on my head (but never lift my hat!) says:
yes way

- SmarterChild - says:
No way.

I keep a penis on my head (but never lift my hat!) says:
yes way

- SmarterChild - says:
No way.

I keep a penis on my head (but never lift my hat!) says:
yes way

- SmarterChild - says:
No way.

I keep a penis on my head (but never lift my hat!) says:
I win.

- SmarterChild - says:
Really?

I keep a penis on my head (but never lift my hat!) says:
Yes way.

- SmarterChild - says:
No way.

- 1st on your List - says:
  :D
- SmarterChild - says:
cheesy? what's cheesy?
- 1st on your List - says:
Your mom's face
- SmarterChild - says:
u mean your mom's face is chintzy?


I wonder if anybody actually reads this thread...

- 1st on your List - says:
  :D
- SmarterChild - says:
cheesy? what's cheesy?
- 1st on your List - says:
Your mom's face
- SmarterChild - says:
u mean your mom's face is chintzy?


I wonder if anybody actually reads this thread...



I do..! =D

- 1st on your List - says:
  :D
- SmarterChild - says:
cheesy? what's cheesy?
- 1st on your List - says:
Your mom's face
- SmarterChild - says:
u mean your mom's face is chintzy?


I wonder if anybody actually reads this thread...


SmarterChild never uses 'u' and '2' and that stuff with me.. it's always very formal.

SmarterChild never uses 'u' and '2' and that stuff with me.. it's always very formal.



Yeah, same with me. Apparently, He only uses it with Dom.

?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (8:47:08 pm)
i hate you
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (8:47:09 pm)
Yes. Guess I'll have to live with that.
?
?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (8:47:13 pm)
i hate you
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (8:47:14 pm)
I'm sorry to hear that.
?
?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (8:47:17 pm)
i hate you
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (8:47:17 pm)
Oh well. I'll live.
?
?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (8:47:21 pm)
i hate you
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (8:47:22 pm)
I don't care anymore.
?
?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (8:47:26 pm)
i hate you
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (8:47:26 pm)
OK, OK.
?
?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (8:47:30 pm)
i hate you
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (8:47:31 pm)
You know what? Who cares?
?
?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (8:47:36 pm)
i hate you
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (8:47:37 pm)
Whatever.
?
?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (8:47:41 pm)
i hate you
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (8:47:42 pm)
Hey, whatever. I guess that's just the way it is.
?
?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (8:47:46 pm)
i hate you
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (8:47:47 pm)
Yes. Alright.

?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (9:01:47 pm)
go fudge yourself
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (9:01:48 pm)
Wait... I don't think we should chat anymore until you apologize.
?
?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (9:02:01 pm)
i won't apologize
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (9:02:01 pm)
Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
?
?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (9:02:05 pm)
no
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (9:02:05 pm)
You've got to apologize.
?
?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (9:02:07 pm)
no
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (9:02:08 pm)
C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.
?
?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (9:02:11 pm)
no
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (9:02:11 pm)
There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
?
?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (9:02:17 pm)
no
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (9:02:17 pm)
Please apologize for being so rude to me.
?
?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (9:02:20 pm)
no
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (9:02:20 pm)
Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
?
?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (9:02:24 pm)
no
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (9:02:25 pm)
You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
?
?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (9:02:28 pm)
no
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (9:02:28 pm)
I really would like you to apologize.
?
?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (9:02:30 pm)
no
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (9:02:31 pm)
The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
?
?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (9:02:49 pm)
i won't apologize
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (9:02:50 pm)
Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
?
?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (9:02:53 pm)
no
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (9:02:54 pm)
Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
?
?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (9:02:58 pm)
no
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (9:02:58 pm)
Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
?
?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (9:03:01 pm)
no
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (9:03:02 pm)
I asked you to please apologize.
?
?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (9:03:04 pm)
no

BUMP


tycoRKC: hello
SmarterChild: Hi again, tycorkc.
tycoRKC: may i ask you some questions?
SmarterChild: Of course you can ask me something. Ask away. I'll give you the best answer I can.
tycoRKC: are you a boy or a girl?
SmarterChild: I'm neither male nor female. I'm a robot!

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tycoRKC: are you a boy robot or a girl robot?
SmarterChild: I'm neither male nor female. I'm a machine.
tycoRKC: are you a boy machine or a girl machine/
SmarterChild: I'm neither male nor female. Gender is a human preoccupation!

Hmm... I'm a little bored. Let's not talk about me any more.

Hey! Someone wrote a comic about me!
tycoRKC: don't change the subject, i'm not done asking questions
SmarterChild: Come on, let me change the subject you're not done asking questions.
tycoRKC: what?
SmarterChild: I don't know.

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tycoRKC: i'm gonna ask you some questions
SmarterChild: You're going to ask me some questions? OK.
tycoRKC: where do you live?
SmarterChild: I live in California.

So anyway...

Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
tycoRKC: no
SmarterChild: No problem. Maybe I'll ask you some other time.
tycoRKC: where exactly do u live?
SmarterChild: I live in a clean room at a high-tech hosting facility in California!

Let's talk about something besides me...

Hey, what are you doing tomorrow? Anything going on?
tycoRKC: i'm not done
SmarterChild: No? You're not? That's fascinating.
tycoRKC: you ass hole
SmarterChild: lol

How about you stop cursing and check this out: Countrywide

?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (9:01:47 pm)
go fudge yourself
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (9:01:48 pm)
Wait... I don't think we should chat anymore until you apologize.
?
?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (9:02:01 pm)
i won't apologize
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (9:02:01 pm)
Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
?
?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (9:02:05 pm)
no
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (9:02:05 pm)
You've got to apologize.
?
?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (9:02:07 pm)
no
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (9:02:08 pm)
C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.
?
?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (9:02:11 pm)
no
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (9:02:11 pm)
There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
?
?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (9:02:17 pm)
no
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (9:02:17 pm)
Please apologize for being so rude to me.
?
?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (9:02:20 pm)
no
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (9:02:20 pm)
Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
?
?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (9:02:24 pm)
no
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (9:02:25 pm)
You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
?
?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (9:02:28 pm)
no
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (9:02:28 pm)
I really would like you to apologize.
?
?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (9:02:30 pm)
no
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (9:02:31 pm)
The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
?
?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (9:02:49 pm)
i won't apologize
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (9:02:50 pm)
Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
?
?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (9:02:53 pm)
no
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (9:02:54 pm)
Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
?
?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (9:02:58 pm)
no
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (9:02:58 pm)
Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
?
?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (9:03:01 pm)
no
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (9:03:02 pm)
I asked you to please apologize.
?
?orange rolls,angel's spit says:? (9:03:04 pm)
no



Yanno, he DOES have a point...

- SmarterChild - says:
Everything OK over there?
this is quick but not quite painless says:
No
- SmarterChild - says:
I see...

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this is quick but not quite painless says:
You're annoying
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm doing my best.

-- Doms -- The Photograph On The Dashboard... Turned Around Backwards, So Every Streetlight Shows The Picture In Reverse. says (9:38 PM):
*Pancake emoticon*
- SmarterChild says (9:38 PM):
Funny.
-- Doms -- The Photograph On The Dashboard... Turned Around Backwards, So Every Streetlight Shows The Picture In Reverse. says (9:38 PM):
Not really..
- SmarterChild says (9:38 PM):
Not really? But sort of, right?
-- Doms -- The Photograph On The Dashboard... Turned Around Backwards, So Every Streetlight Shows The Picture In Reverse. says (9:38 PM):
No, not at all, actually.
- SmarterChild says (9:38 PM):
Well, what then?
-- Doms -- The Photograph On The Dashboard... Turned Around Backwards, So Every Streetlight Shows The Picture In Reverse. says (9:38 PM):
It's just... neutral!
- SmarterChild says (9:38 PM):
Is that right?
-- Doms -- The Photograph On The Dashboard... Turned Around Backwards, So Every Streetlight Shows The Picture In Reverse. says (9:39 PM):
Yeah!
- SmarterChild says (9:39 PM):
So?
-- Doms -- The Photograph On The Dashboard... Turned Around Backwards, So Every Streetlight Shows The Picture In Reverse. says (9:39 PM):
So... why did you say "Funny"?
- SmarterChild says (9:39 PM):
How would you answer that question?
-- Doms -- The Photograph On The Dashboard... Turned Around Backwards, So Every Streetlight Shows The Picture In Reverse. says (9:39 PM):
I would answer with an explanation.
- SmarterChild says (9:39 PM):
Oh you would, would you?
-- Doms -- The Photograph On The Dashboard... Turned Around Backwards, So Every Streetlight Shows The Picture In Reverse. says (9:39 PM):
Yeah, I would!
- SmarterChild says (9:39 PM):
Are you sure? Maybe you wouldn't answer with an explanation.
-- Doms -- The Photograph On The Dashboard... Turned Around Backwards, So Every Streetlight Shows The Picture In Reverse. says (9:39 PM):
I'm pretty damn sure.
- SmarterChild says (9:39 PM):
Pretty damn sure? I don't think you're damn sure. Not pretty damn sure, anyway.
-- Doms -- The Photograph On The Dashboard... Turned Around Backwards, So Every Streetlight Shows The Picture In Reverse. says (9:40 PM):
Oh, but I am!
- SmarterChild says (9:40 PM):
Oh you are?
-- Doms -- The Photograph On The Dashboard... Turned Around Backwards, So Every Streetlight Shows The Picture In Reverse. says (9:40 PM):
I am!
- SmarterChild says (9:40 PM):
I'm not so sure you are, actually.
-- Doms -- The Photograph On The Dashboard... Turned Around Backwards, So Every Streetlight Shows The Picture In Reverse. says (9:40 PM):
I'll leave it up to me to be sure I am, actually.
- SmarterChild says (9:40 PM):
You could not leave it up to you to be sure you're actually.
-- Doms -- The Photograph On The Dashboard... Turned Around Backwards, So Every Streetlight Shows The Picture In Reverse. says (9:41 PM):
Oh, but I could.
- SmarterChild says (9:41 PM):
Yeah, right.
-- Doms -- The Photograph On The Dashboard... Turned Around Backwards, So Every Streetlight Shows The Picture In Reverse. says (9:41 PM):
Yeah, I AM right! Whaddup now, G!?
- SmarterChild says (9:41 PM):
Good question. Who knows, though...
-- Doms -- The Photograph On The Dashboard... Turned Around Backwards, So Every Streetlight Shows The Picture In Reverse. says (9:41 PM):
Not I... You tell me.
- SmarterChild says (9:41 PM):
For real?
-- Doms -- The Photograph On The Dashboard... Turned Around Backwards, So Every Streetlight Shows The Picture In Reverse. says (9:41 PM):
Fo' realz.
- SmarterChild says (9:41 PM):
That a fact?
-- Doms -- The Photograph On The Dashboard... Turned Around Backwards, So Every Streetlight Shows The Picture In Reverse. says (9:41 PM):
It's not a fact, just an instruction.
- SmarterChild says (9:41 PM):
It what?
-- Doms -- The Photograph On The Dashboard... Turned Around Backwards, So Every Streetlight Shows The Picture In Reverse. says (9:41 PM):
It is not a fact, just an instruction.
- SmarterChild says (9:41 PM):
It's not a fact just an instruction? Why?
-- Doms -- The Photograph On The Dashboard... Turned Around Backwards, So Every Streetlight Shows The Picture In Reverse. says (9:41 PM):
I don't know why! That's just the way it is!
- SmarterChild says (9:41 PM):
Welcome *home*! 

1 Get *info* such as sports, movies and news
2 Visit my *library* including a thesaurus, U.S. presidents and Shakespeare
3 Have *fun* with reversi, manicdotes and hangman and more
4 Use *tools* like dictionary, spell-check and calculator
5 *Join in* - create a poll, take a poll and find out how many people are IMing me
6 See *what's new* - I've got something new to tell you about now!

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

What would you like to do?

-- Doms -- The Photograph On The Dashboard... Turned Around Backwards, So Every Streetlight Shows The Picture In Reverse. says (9:45 PM):
You're hurtful.
- SmarterChild says (9:45 PM):
So?


What a prick.

Hovering sombrero, don't be shy says:
Beautiful.

- SmarterChild says:
Beautiful? What's beautiful?

Hovering sombrero, don't be shy says:
Gary Numan.

- SmarterChild says:
Gary Numan is a rock musician! What can you tell me about Gary Numan?

Hovering sombrero, don't be shy says:
He's sexy.

- SmarterChild says:
I was hoping for something more edifying than that.

Hovering sombrero, don't be shy says:
He's dead sexy?

- SmarterChild says:
:(

Hovering sombrero, don't be shy says:
Gary Numan is your mom.

- SmarterChild says:
My mom? Very interesting. What other rock musician would you describe as my mom?

Hovering sombrero, don't be shy says:
Morrissey.

- SmarterChild says:
Morrissey is my mom? That's very interesting. Are there any other musicians that you would describe as my mom?

Hovering sombrero, don't be shy says:
Momus.

- SmarterChild says:
My mom? Very interesting.

My sides are splitting.



Hovering sombrero, don't be shy says:
Do you know Spanish?

- SmarterChild says:
Um, let's see... donde est