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Subject: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/29/05 at 10:20 pm
Give us a problem of yours. Let Dr. Phil answer.
But, beware, this is a joke thread, and everything you say will be answered sarcastically
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/29/05 at 10:21 pm
Hi Dr. Phil...
why is it that everytime I watch your show...you NEVER give anyone advice??!!!!
Erin :)
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/29/05 at 10:24 pm
Hi Dr. Phil...
why is it that everytime I watch your show...you NEVER give anyone advice??!!!!
Erin :)
Dr. Phil: This is something you need to learn to cope with. Y'all see... This is something you need to GET OVER. Nothing matters in the world more than this. Now when we watch this video again, I want you all to take a closer look in Erin's angry eyes... Look into her eyes...
So, when I send you home with this neat-o T-shirt with my face on it, you just gotta get over it... Did I say to get over it?
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/29/05 at 10:26 pm
Dr. Phil: This is something you need to learn to cope with. Y'all see... This is something you need to GET OVER. Nothing matters in the world more than this. Now when we watch this video again, I want you all to take a closer look in Erin's angry eyes... Look into her eyes...
So, when I send you home with this neat-o T-shirt with my face on it, you just gotta get over it... Did I say to get over it?
here's another question for you...
Why it is that your wife has to be on EVERY show of yours? I think it is kinda stupid of her to be there at every single taping...doesn't she have a life? ;)
Erin :)
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: whistledog on 09/29/05 at 10:27 pm
Hi Dr. Phil.  Have you ever thought of changing your last name from McGraw to McCracken?
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: Marty McFly on 09/29/05 at 10:37 pm
Hey Dr. Phil - why is it that every time I swear I'll never be nostalgic for a certain time in my life, 4 or 5 years later I start missing it?
Just like around 2010 I'll probably wish I was back here now, even though I right now could promise the moon that I never will. ;D
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 09/29/05 at 10:57 pm
Yo, Doctor Phil---
Has anyone ever tried to lure you with candy, only to shove you in a dark unmarked van with wooden paneling?
Would you rather be lured with bagged spinach, or Jolly Ranchers? ???
Beth
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: Marty McFly on 09/29/05 at 11:02 pm
Hi Dr. Phil. Have you ever thought of changing your last name from McGraw to McCracken?
On a completely offnote - I can't hear the last name McGraw without thinking of country singer Tim. For the record, I can't stand most country music, so I don't know why I made that connection. ;D
P.S. It's not like me to hijack a thread, so if in the future it gets traced back to me, here's an advance apology! ;)
As George McFly would say, "I know and all I can say is I'm, I'm sorry."
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: Alchoholica on 09/29/05 at 11:47 pm
Dr Phil...
What should i do about my inability to a) Commit to any sort of meaningful relationship b) sleep at night without thousands of thoughts racing through my head and c) watch the opening 5 minutes of 'Groundhog Day' without almost breaking out in to tears...
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 09/30/05 at 12:17 am
Doctor Phil, where can I get a haircut like yours?
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: Barefoot_Blues on 09/30/05 at 10:52 am
Dr. Phil, Can't you SEE! All these people NEED your help. Help them.
Dr. Phil.
What would you do if a women slapped you lop-sided up your head?
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 09/30/05 at 10:55 am
Dr. Phil, Can't you SEE! All these people NEED your help. Help them.
Yeah, remember what happened to the last guy who didn't answer my question!
http://emotioneric.com/psychotic.jpg
Beth
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: Bobby on 09/30/05 at 10:56 am
Doctor Phil, where can I get a haircut like yours?
;D
Dr Phil, why do you continue to patronise the viewers and the studio audience in every show?
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/30/05 at 4:08 pm
here's another question for you...
Why it is that your wife has to be on EVERY show of yours? I think it is kinda stupid of her to be there at every single taping...doesn't she have a life? ;)
Erin :)
no comment
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/30/05 at 4:09 pm
Hi Dr. Phil.  Have you ever thought of changing your last name from McGraw to McCracken?
although I'm a big fan of the Powder Puff Girls, I'm not changing my name to the creator's name.
So just get over it!
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: YWN on 09/30/05 at 4:12 pm
Dr. Phil, isn't that a fakey Texan accent? I began to get suspicious when I started to hear you say "dude" a lot instead of "y'all". In fact, if I didn't know better, I might just say you were from...
Arkansas!
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: whistledog on 09/30/05 at 4:16 pm
Dr. Phil .. I notice you wrote a book called 'The Ultimate Weight Loss Solution'.  My question to you is ... has it sold well?  I highy doubt you'll hear people saying things like "Pretty soon, I'll be slim and trim just like Dr. Phil" ;D
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/30/05 at 4:47 pm
Hey Dr. Phil - why is it that every time I swear I'll never be nostalgic for a certain time in my life, 4 or 5 years later I start missing it?
Just like around 2010 I'll probably wish I was back here now, even though I right now could promise the moon that I never will. ;D
It's because you can't GET OVER the years that you live in
you egotistical jerk. ;D (just playin' with y'all)
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: YWN on 09/30/05 at 4:48 pm
Dominic can't post!!
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/30/05 at 4:49 pm
Yo, Doctor Phil---
Has anyone ever tried to lure you with candy, only to shove you in a dark unmarked van with wooden paneling?
Would you rather be lured with bagged spinach, or Jolly Ranchers? ???
Beth
I got this question once before, isn't that weird?
Well, that HAS happened to me before, but with my spinach resisting powers, I GOT OVER the fact that they were luring me with the tastiest treats in the galaxy... no, make that Texas.
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/30/05 at 4:50 pm
Dr Phil...
What should i do about my inability to a) Commit to any sort of meaningful relationship b) sleep at night without thousands of thoughts racing through my head and c) watch the opening 5 minutes of 'Groundhog Day' without almost breaking out in to tears...
GET OVER IT!
Yes, Groundhog day is a very... sad movie....
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/30/05 at 4:51 pm
Doctor Phil, where can I get a haircut like yours?
your bathroom
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/30/05 at 4:52 pm
Dr. Phil, Can't you SEE! All these people NEED your help. Help them.
Dr. Phil.
What would you do if a women slapped you lop-sided up your head?
I'd quickly GET OVER it.
And then sit them down for a therapy session where I tell them to get over their problems
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/30/05 at 4:54 pm
;D
Dr Phil, why do you continue to patronise the viewers and the studio audience in every show?
you are a smart one.
Get over it, I'm here to entertain, not help people! Er, I mean...
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/30/05 at 4:55 pm
Dr. Phil, isn't that a fakey Texan accent? I began to get suspicious when I started to hear you say "dude" a lot instead of "y'all". In fact, if I didn't know better, I might just say you were from...
Arkansas!
hey, dude. What do you know about Southern accents? That Alabama one of yours sure sounds mighty Texan....
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/30/05 at 4:56 pm
Dr. Phil .. I notice you wrote a book called 'The Ultimate Weight Loss Solution'.  My question to you is ... has it sold well?  I highy doubt you'll hear people saying things like "Pretty soon, I'll be slim and trim just like Dr. Phil"  ;D
dude, get OVER my weight! Just because I don't follow my diet plan don't mean it don't work.
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/30/05 at 4:57 pm
Dominic can't post!!
uh, who's that?
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: YWN on 09/30/05 at 5:00 pm
hey, dude. What do you know about Southern accents? That Alabama one of yours sure sounds mighty Texan....
Er...I don't know what you're talking about...uh...y'all! :-X
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/30/05 at 5:02 pm
Er...I don't know what you're talking about...uh...y'all!  :-X
what's a y'all? Dude...
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 09/30/05 at 5:03 pm
hey, dude. What do you know about Southern accents? That Alabama one of yours sure sounds mighty Texan....
Dr. Phil, why must you always be taller than me?
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: Marty McFly on 09/30/05 at 5:04 pm
GET OVER IT!
Yes, Groundhog day is a very... sad movie....
Funny I thought the first third to half of the movie was more lighthearted/funny. It wasn't till closer to the end that it got serious/deeper/sadder at times. Just IMO. ;)
It's because you can't GET OVER the years that you live in
you egotistical jerk. ;D (just playin' with y'all)
Don't worry Dominic (or should I call you Phil, lol) - no offense taken. :)
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/30/05 at 5:05 pm
Dr. Phil, why must you always be taller than me?
because my mama and papa were both tall... now GET OVER it!
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/30/05 at 5:05 pm
Funny I thought the first third to half of the movie was more lighthearted/funny. It wasn't till closer to the end that it got serious/deeper/sadder at times. Just IMO. ;)
Don't worry Dominic (or should I call you Phil, lol) - no offense taken. :)
actually, I don't remember the movie but I remember thinking it was funny
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 09/30/05 at 8:08 pm
Dr. Phil--
May I have your permission to put you into a headlock and repeatedly slap you on top of your bald head, ala Benny Hill?
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/30/05 at 9:47 pm
Dr. Phil--
  May I have your permission to put you into a headlock and repeatedly slap you on top of your bald head, ala Benny Hill?
yes, I will get over it quickly
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/01/05 at 12:22 am
Yes, Groundhog day is a very... sad movie....
Nobody understands Bill Murray dr Phil :-[ he's just like me.
Also, nobody picked up on my amazingly subtle hint there ;D
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/01/05 at 11:21 am
Nobody understands Bill Murray dr Phil :-[ he's just like me.
Also, nobody picked up on my amazingly subtle hint there ;D
... subtle?
I just saw Tootsie today, boy!
... really... i did
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: Barefoot_Blues on 10/01/05 at 11:56 am
Why don't you admit your SECRET crush on Oprah?
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 10/02/05 at 1:10 am
Dr. Phil, can I dress you up like Mr. Clean?
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/02/05 at 11:24 am
Why don't you admit your SECRET crush on Oprah?
because that will get me a divorce!
And I don't think Oprah has enough money to support me :)
Subject: Re: Dr. Phil Column
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/02/05 at 11:25 am
Dr. Phil, can I dress you up like Mr. Clean?
You most certainly can not!
I look nothing like Mr. Clean, see, I have a moustache