I have one word "Speedos"..... they ought to be outlawed....  ::)  ;D

What creeps everyone else out here?  ???

reptiles

The woman who sits infront of me in state government, because she has been hitting on me. Well, its not because she hits on me, its because she hits on me and I happen to be anti-social and a woman I like approaching me scares the living crap out of me. We have class only on Tuesdays and Thursdays, so I was looking forward to talking to her for 5 days. All I managed to say today was "how was your weekend", my stomach hurt again, like the first time, too. I also could not hold eye contact. All she really initiated convowise my way was "do you have an extra pen?" and I said "no, but you can still still use this one" and then at the end of class she asked if she could borrow it until Thursday; I said it was fine. Then she said "see you test day"(we have a test next time the class meets).

I dunno, this feels weird. Some guys on another board said that she was giving off the "I like you" signals(leaning in, making eye contact, smiling, playing with her hair etc.) just so she can take advantage of me. They came to this conclusion after I explained i am the brainy one in class who always answers the instructor's questions. They said manipulative women in college will pick out a nerd in a particular class, and be "flirty" with him just so he will allow himself to be used like a tool. Several said they had it happen to them early in college.

I think they may be right. I can't really tell if this woman is genuine or not.

Spiders

Centipedes (I have a horrible fear of them!)

rodents, even squirrels

rodents, even squirrels


Oh, I LOVE squirrels!!  8)

When Cicadas or Locusts whichever you call them, shed their skin and leave them all over the trees. We have tons of them stuck to our tree in the front yard. They are sooooo creepy looking   :P

Centipedes (I have a horrible fear of them!)


How about Millipedes?

How about Millipedes?


Those don't bother me for some reason.  I think it's because their legs are shorter and they can't move as fast.

Like a lot of you have written, the creepy, crawling things.






Cat

Cockroaches...

Horrible, ugly looking beasts which, despite weighing in at half a pound each, can move like wildfire!

Not only that...they're built like a tank - you try killing one!

My cat, on the other hand...er paw, can play with 'em for hours!

Cockroaches...

Horrible, ugly looking beasts which, despite weighing in at half a pound each, can move like wildfire!

Not only that...they're built like a tank - you try killing one!


I remember all the different ways my brother used to try killing cockroaches...and yes, they are virtually indestructable! :P

Cockroaches...

Horrible, ugly looking beasts which, despite weighing in at half a pound each, can move like wildfire!

Not only that...they're built like a tank - you try killing one!

My cat, on the other hand...er paw, can play with 'em for hours!


I'm with you Paul.  Nothing scares me more.  YUCK!  It's even worse when they fly. 

I think I may have a cockroach phobia!

I'm with you Paul.  Nothing scares me more.  YUCK!  It's even worse when they fly. 

I think I may have a cockroach phobia!


You'd have loved this, then...

Many years ago, my Ma used to work as a cook in a school kitchen, and one year (after a warm-ish summer) she and her workmates returned after the summer recess to find the kitchen covered wall-to-wall in cockroaches!

Obviously something was left uncovered...I'm not sure what!

My Ma made her excuses and left, but one of her colleagues took great delight in attempting to get the things on their backs (they can't do anything in this position and eventually die)...

I always thought that woman was a bit strange!

Bees and wasps. I have more reason to be scared of wasps though - they are just plain nasty.  :(

people that wonder around and talk to (and answer) themselves

sharks, bats, armadillos, possums (opossums)

tight jeans on guys

guys (my ex) who are obsessed with porn, especially the "barely 18" stuff....EW.

guys who have really long or dirty fingernails and also those old eccentric ladies who have really long and dirty fingernails...and they wear lots of rings.

mullets or rat-tails (especially on young children)

certain "types" of families that I see out and about (ex. they usually all have very white/blond hair, the dad generally wears knee socks with shorts and sandals, they have granola bars handy with them all the time, and they usually always sound like they have a Minnesota accent, and they say things to their kids like, "Goooood Jab (job) Noah, you went to patty (potty) like a real big boy today".




Erin :)

why are they called cockroaches? ???
what are the females called?  ::)


Q1. No idea...

Q2. Um...lady cockroaches?!!

You'd have loved this, then...

Many years ago, my Ma used to work as a cook in a school kitchen, and one year (after a warm-ish summer) she and her workmates returned after the summer recess to find the kitchen covered wall-to-wall in cockroaches!

Obviously something was left uncovered...I'm not sure what!

My Ma made her excuses and left, but one of her colleagues took great delight in attempting to get the things on their backs (they can't do anything in this position and eventually die)...

I always thought that woman was a bit strange!


This was just painful to read.  I could not imagine seeing that.  I may have gone into shock! ;D  



When I was in basic training we would have kitchen duty every few weeks.  One of the times we were on duty we were sent to the dishwashing section.  It was a small room and next thing you know a roach began to fly around in there.  I just about freaked and ran away.  One of the other girls said, "What's the matter?  It's just a roach."   What the.......................JUST A ROACH?  The only thing I could imagine is the roach landing in my hair and getting it's spiky little legs tangled up and then I'd be running around the place screaming and crying. ;D

spiders,bees,wasps and yellowjackets :P

guys (my ex) who are obsessed with porn, especially the "barely 18" stuff....EW.


In my eyes, porn is not neccessarily a bad thing (if it is a private matter). However, I don't understand why 'barely legal' stuff is such a turn on for men.  :P

When I was in basic training we would have kitchen duty every few weeks.  One of the times we were on duty we were sent to the dishwashing section.  It was a small room and next thing you know a roach began to fly around in there.  I just about freaked and ran away.  One of the other girls said, "What's the matter?  It's just a roach."   What the.......................JUST A ROACH?  The only thing I could imagine is the roach landing in my hair and getting it's spiky little legs tangled up and then I'd be running around the place screaming and crying. ;D


For me, it's the unbelievable speed at which they shift at - this is the non-flying variety, I don't think we get the winged ones over here much (thankfully!)

It defies science...something that size shouldn't be able to sprint like that!

For me, it's the unbelievable speed at which they shift at - this is the non-flying variety, I don't think we get the winged ones over here much (thankfully!)


Boy, are you lucky that you don't get the 'winged' ones!!!

In my eyes, porn is not neccessarily a bad thing (if it is a private matter). However, I don't understand why 'barely legal' stuff is such a turn on for men.  :P




because there are a lot of pedophiles out there.




Erin :)

because there are a lot of pedophiles out there.


I'm sure that's the answer, lol. So sad though.  :-\\

Boy, are you lucky that you don't get the 'winged' ones!!!


I've not seen many at all - unless they're passing themselves off as pigeons!

In my eyes, porn is not neccessarily a bad thing (if it is a private matter). However, I don't understand why 'barely legal' stuff is such a turn on for men.  :P


Never read that, just Playboy, Penthouse and Hustler. :D

I've not seen many at all - unless they're passing themselves off as pigeons!


I'm guessing that more varieties live in the tropical zones of the world...

I'm guessing that more varieties live in the tropical zones of the world...


I've heard that there are a lot in Hawaii.  Is that true?

I've heard that there are a lot in Hawaii.  Is that true?


I must have a pretty clean house because I don't see them too often here...

But back on Guam (where I grew up), they were everywhere!!  :P

have you seen a palmetto bug?


That sounds like something you'd find in Florida...

Never read that, just Playboy, Penthouse and Hustler. :D



Want a copy?

Want a copy?


Only slightly soiled...!!

Only slightly soiled...!!


;D ;D

The pages are stuck. :P

Never read that, just Playboy, Penthouse and Hustler. :D


Ha ha! They come out of the woodwork when you talk about it openly.  ;D

;D ;D

The pages are stuck. :P



with other bodily fluids :P

with other bodily functions :P


That's when you are on the toilet and you are rudely interrupted by Robin?  ;) ;D

Want a copy?


Of what? ???

Ha ha! They come out of the woodwork when you talk about it openly.  ;D


I'm not that much of a porn or hentai dabbler, I have better things to do than fulfill my bestial urges all the time(only when I am stressed is that likely to happen).

That's when you are on the toilet and you are rudely interrupted by Robin?  ;) ;D



That was a number 2 ;D

Of what? ???



Penthouse/Playboy?

Penthouse/Playboy?


I rather buy them new. :P

I never read Playboy.  I only look at the pictures  ;D

Threads that get up to four pages within five hours.   :o

I never read Playboy.  I only look at the pictures  ;D



yeah right,you're such a liar ::)

I never read Playboy.  I only look at the pictures  ;D


I tend to buy the lingerie issues when I'm in the mood. :D

I tend to buy the lingerie issues when I'm in the mood. :D


LOL

I wish they made Pop-Up Playboy books  ;D

LOL

I wish they made Pop-Up Playboy books  ;D


That'll be great,I'd buy it

LOL

I wish they made Pop-Up Playboy books  ;D


That would sell quite well..... ;D

That would sell quite well..... ;D



Would that creep you out?

That would sell quite well..... ;D


Depends on what's popping up.  :P

Depends on what's popping up.  :P



That would creep Robin out. :o

Depends on what's popping up.  :P


Well, naked women?

Well, naked women?



possible ;D

That'would creep Robin out. :o


I'm sure it would, lol. Which doesn't bode too well for you.   ;) ;D

Well, naked women?


For our sake I hope so.  ;D

I'm sure it would, lol. Which doesn't bode too well for you.   ;) ;D


Why wouldn't it bode well? ???

I wonder when he talks to her when sitting on the throne does he grunt?


No,that's the first time that it happened. ;D

I wonder when he talks to her when sitting on the throne does he grunt?


Hi Robin EEEEEUUUUUUURRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!   ;D