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Subject: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/23/05 at 1:24 pm
in case you ever wondered what made me tick... sorry i can't comment at the moment i'm feeling a bit dead  ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: YWN on 08/23/05 at 2:45 pm
Proof that I am not the only one posts pointless threads. ;)
(takes out Jiminy's appendix and plays with it a while)
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Ripp on 08/23/05 at 2:46 pm
*pokes jiminy's brain and makes him do the funky chicken*
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/23/05 at 3:11 pm
Proof that I am not the only one posts pointless threads.  ;)
(takes out Jiminy's appendix and plays with it a while)
i try to be different and weed out the sticks in the mud.... thanks for playing and put my appendix back... in it's proper place please  ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/23/05 at 3:12 pm
I am glad to come to your Autopsy,Should I take a number? ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/23/05 at 3:15 pm
I am glad to come to your Autopsy,Should I take a number? ;D
are they having a raffle? ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/23/05 at 3:34 pm
are they having a raffle?  ;D
I was asking you that
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 08/23/05 at 3:34 pm
Careful, Jiminy--someone might "shift your gears" while you're lying there!  ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/23/05 at 3:36 pm
Careful, Jiminy--someone might "shift your gears" while you're lying there!  ;D
What kind of gears are you referring to AL? ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/23/05 at 3:36 pm
Careful, Jiminy--someone might "shift your gears" while you're lying there!  ;D
put me in overdrive :D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 08/23/05 at 3:37 pm
What kind of gears are you referring to AL? ;D
I don't know if Jiminy has "three on the tree" or "four on the floor!"
(Myself, I have a 13-speed RoadRanger. :D)
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/23/05 at 3:39 pm
I don't know if Jiminy has "three on the tree" or "four on the floor!"
(Myself, I have a 13-speed RoadRanger. :D)
Or five to be alive? ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/23/05 at 3:42 pm
I'm going to remove the bread basket. I hope your nose doesn't light up. Or anything else for that matter.
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Alchoholica on 08/23/05 at 3:44 pm
I'm going to remove the bread basket. I hope your nose doesn't light up. Or anything else for that matter.
fan of the sweet meats are you ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/23/05 at 3:44 pm
I'm going to remove the bread basket. I hope your nose doesn't light up. Or anything else for that matter.
Are you playing Operation?
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: NullandVoid on 08/23/05 at 3:44 pm
This ain't right man...LOL
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/23/05 at 3:45 pm
This ain't right man...LOL
LOL you're right! ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/23/05 at 3:45 pm
This ain't right man...LOL
What ain't right? His Autopsy?
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 08/23/05 at 3:48 pm
(takes out Jiminy's gall bladder and bounces it agaist the wall)
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/23/05 at 3:58 pm
(takes out Jiminy's gall bladder and bounces it agaist the wall)
so much fun :D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 08/23/05 at 4:05 pm
so much fun :D
We really know how to put the "fun" in FUNeral! :D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: YWN on 08/23/05 at 4:49 pm
(takes out Jiminy's balls and bounces them around)
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/23/05 at 4:50 pm
(takes his heart out and eats it.)
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/23/05 at 4:53 pm
(takes his heart out and eats it.)
cannibal :P
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 08/23/05 at 5:04 pm
..can I have a go
slips out Jiminys' liver and flips it up in the air :D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: YWN on 08/23/05 at 5:04 pm
Hey, shut up, you're dead. ÂÂ
Uh, can I keep your balls?
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/23/05 at 5:05 pm
cannibal :P
you're tasty :P
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/23/05 at 5:06 pm
Hey, shut up, you're dead. ÂÂ
Uh, can I keep your balls?
why you asking if i'm dead? :P
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: YWN on 08/23/05 at 5:10 pm
Stop wisecracking or I'll feed the balls to my cats.
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: NullandVoid on 08/23/05 at 5:28 pm
Stop wisecracking or I'll feed the balls to my cats.
Whatever you do just leave the skin for me, I need a new cellphone case.
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/23/05 at 5:31 pm
Whatever you do just leave the skin for me, I need a new cellphone case.
;D ;D
You don't mind the melon color?
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: NullandVoid on 08/23/05 at 5:45 pm
;D ;D
You don't mind the melon color?
No but I can always dye it ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/23/05 at 5:49 pm
;D ;D
You don't mind the melon color?
keep your eyes off my mellons :P
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: NullandVoid on 08/23/05 at 6:20 pm
keep your eyes off my mellons :P
C'mon, every girl has to accesorize!
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 08/23/05 at 6:36 pm
slips out Jiminys' liver and flips it up in the air  :D
(snatches Jiminy's liver out of mid-air, fries it up and enjoys it with a nice Chianti and some fava beans) :o
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/23/05 at 6:40 pm
This confirms just how weird Jiminy is... and why he is one of my favorite members on this board! ;D
I love his random threads! ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/23/05 at 7:47 pm
keep your eyes off my mellons :P
We can always make a necklace out of them so that they hang right under our chin. ::)
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: YWN on 08/23/05 at 9:37 pm
I don't want Jiminy's eyeballs to hang under anybody's chin... I would feel like he is watching me, angry at me for messing with his body after his death.
Wait, you weren't thinking of eyeballs... You people have sick minds!
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 08/24/05 at 12:38 am
I don't want Jiminy's eyeballs to hang under anybody's chin... I would feel like he is watching me, angry at me for messing with his body after his death.
Wait, you weren't thinking of eyeballs... You people have sick minds!
I could say something about "balls" and "chins," but I won't go there! :D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 4:16 am
I could say something about "balls" and "chins," but I won't go there! :D
how about chestnuts? :D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: danootaandme on 08/24/05 at 6:50 am
Nothing should go to waste.. anyone there looking for a short and curly moustache ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: goodsin on 08/24/05 at 7:51 am
Hey, can I do that thing we used to do in biology class? Where you get a dead frog's legs & wire 'em up to electrodes & make 'em twitch? I'm sure nowadays we'd be able to get the electric to pulse to a music beat- any choices for your "Dans post mortem", Jiminy? ;D
You're a sick man, Jiminy, but that's why I love reading your threads...
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jaytee on 08/24/05 at 8:01 am
I don't want Jiminy's eyeballs to hang under anybody's chin... I would feel like he is watching me, angry at me for messing with his body after his death.
Might make nice earrings :D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/24/05 at 8:33 am
Nothing should go to waste.. anyone there looking for a short and curly moustache ;D
Good thinking! We shall not waste anything, which brings me to the item I need.
I'm missing a starfish in my sea shell collection.  That is if no one else has dibs.::)
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jaytee on 08/24/05 at 8:44 am
Nothing should go to waste.. anyone there looking for a short and curly moustache ;D
A merkin perhaps !! ;D :o
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: goodsin on 08/24/05 at 9:49 am
Good thinking! We shall not waste anything, which brings me to the item I need.
I'm missing a starfish in my sea shell collection.  That is if no one else has dibs.::)
Lol! In the UK chocolate producers sometimes produce boxes of chocolate seashells- the most famous being Guylain- some of the cheaper brands include a chocolate starfish, which is generally last to be eaten! :D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/24/05 at 1:32 pm
Lol! In the UK chocolate producers sometimes produce boxes of chocolate seashells- the most famous being Guylain- some of the cheaper brands include a chocolate starfish, which is generally last to be eaten! :D
;D
Some people actually like to eat the chocolate starfish. ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 08/24/05 at 2:29 pm
(snatches Jiminy's liver out of mid-air, fries it up and enjoys it with a nice Chianti and some fava beans) :o
HAHAHA!! ;D
prods into Jiminys' ears and twangs out his cochlea playing with it like a Yoyo
Boingggg!!!
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/24/05 at 2:34 pm
HAHAHA!!  ;D
prods into Jiminys' ears and twangs out his cochlea playing with it like a Yoyo
Boingggg!!!
His cochlea you say? :P Only in jiminy's ear! ::)
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 4:18 pm
Hey, can I do that thing we used to do in biology class? Where you get a dead frog's legs & wire 'em up to electrodes & make 'em twitch? I'm sure nowadays we'd be able to get the electric to pulse to a music beat- any choices for your "Dans post mortem", Jiminy? ;D
You're a sick man, Jiminy, but that's why I love reading your threads...
it would look pretty funny twitching to a speed metal beat ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 4:20 pm
Might make nice earrings :DÂÂ
are you one of them gals who like them ridiculously oversized earrings?  ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 4:22 pm
Good thinking! We shall not waste anything, which brings me to the item I need.
I'm missing a starfish in my sea shell collection.  That is if no one else has dibs.::)
anyone need a new set of choppers?
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: YWN on 08/24/05 at 4:29 pm
Jiminy says he has big eyeballs? Do they bulge out? Do your co-workers/friends find it odd looking when they see your balls?
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/24/05 at 4:36 pm
anyone need a new set of choppers?
I'll take your choppers and cut out your tongue. ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/24/05 at 4:38 pm
Jiminy says he has big eyeballs? Do they bulge out? Do your co-workers/friends find it odd looking when they see your balls?
Do they hang low?
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 4:46 pm
Do they hang low?
boulders on your shoulders :D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: YWN on 08/24/05 at 4:54 pm
I'd hate to have low hanging eyeballs. How would I see anything?
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/24/05 at 4:56 pm
Then I'd eat his liver. :P
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: YWN on 08/24/05 at 4:57 pm
I still have Jiminy's balls in my pocket. They're getting dry now...
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/24/05 at 4:58 pm
I still have Jiminy's balls in my pocket. They're getting dry now...
I'll suck them out like liquid ;D :P
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 5:00 pm
I'd hate to have low hanging eyeballs. How would I see anything?
see around corners and up girls skirts ;)
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/24/05 at 5:07 pm
see around corners and up girls skirts ;)
You'd Do That? :o
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/24/05 at 5:08 pm
You'd Do That? :o
Hey, that's better than the mirrors he wears on his shoes now.
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/24/05 at 5:08 pm
Hey, that's better than the mirrors he wears on his shoes now.
I would love to have his eyeballs.
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: YWN on 08/24/05 at 5:09 pm
Hear that?  Howard wants to suck Jiminy's balls.  I guess a lot changed when I was on vacation...
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 5:10 pm
Hey, that's better than the mirrors he wears on his shoes now.
what is the use for a mirrored ceiling? ???
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/24/05 at 5:10 pm
Hear that?  Howard wants to suck Jiminy's balls.  I guess a lot changed when I was on vacation...
eyeballs,not balls.Get your finger out of your ear. ::)
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/24/05 at 5:11 pm
Hear that?  Howard wants to suck Jiminy's balls.  I guess a lot changed when I was on vacation...
Didn't you read about what happened with Robin?  I think he might be getting desperate. ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: YWN on 08/24/05 at 5:11 pm
what is the use for a mirrored ceiling? ???
Sneaking glances at the tops of girls' heads of course.  ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/24/05 at 5:11 pm
Didn't you read about what happened with Robin?  I think he might be getting desperate. ;D
You don't have to go into detail. ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/24/05 at 5:12 pm
eyeballs,not balls.Get your finger out of your ear. ::)
You mean out of his eye?
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: YWN on 08/24/05 at 5:12 pm
And jacks, no, I didn't hear about what happened with Robin.
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 5:12 pm
did you know that a morgue is a very good place to get used false teeth, glass eyes, prosthetic limbs and pacemakers?
::)
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/24/05 at 5:12 pm
You mean out of his eye?
Yes,I meant out of his eye.
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: YWN on 08/24/05 at 5:13 pm
Can you believe I actually misread Howard's post and first thought he told me to get my finger out of my butt?  :o
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 5:13 pm
Didn't you read about what happened with Robin?  I think he might be getting desperate. ;D
do you remember a 70s toy called click clackers?  ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/24/05 at 5:14 pm
did you know that a morgue is a very good place to get used false teeth, glass eyes, prosthetic limbs and pacemakers?
::)
I'll keep that in mind.  Do they give discounts?
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 5:14 pm
Can you believe I actually misread Howard's post and first thought he told me to get my finger out of my butt?  :o
can you be a dear and get the dirt out of my eye? ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/24/05 at 5:15 pm
do you remember a 70s toy called click clackers?  ;D
What about the click clackers?
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: YWN on 08/24/05 at 5:15 pm
No, but apparently Howard would be glad to.  ::)
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/24/05 at 5:16 pm
No, but apparently Howard would be glad to.  ::)
out of your eye or butt?
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/24/05 at 5:16 pm
No, but apparently Howard would be glad to.  ::)
Here you go YWN.  Howard's story :)
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,11936.msg573305.html#msg573305
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: YWN on 08/24/05 at 5:17 pm
Hehe, you know which one he means, Howard.
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 5:17 pm
I'll keep that in mind.  Do they give discounts?
I think they are free unless they contain gold... do you want a gold toothisist?  ::)
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/24/05 at 5:17 pm
Hehe, you know which one he means, Howard.
Ok just making sure.
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: YWN on 08/24/05 at 5:18 pm
Tennis elbow! That was hilarious, Jiminy!
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 5:19 pm
What about the click clackers?
it was a toy with two large plastic balls connected by a string, you held the string in the middle and made the balls click and clack together, the toy was banned because it could also me used as a weapon
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 5:20 pm
Here you go YWN.  Howard's story :)
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,11936.msg573305.html#msg573305
link the Fart story from the "don't you hate" thread ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: YWN on 08/24/05 at 5:20 pm
I saw about that on I Love The 70's on VH1.
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: YWN on 08/24/05 at 5:21 pm
Not the fart story, the click clackers.
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 08/24/05 at 5:21 pm
Do they hang low?
What??  his click clackers  ;D ;D
I had some of those click clackers  and had permanent bruised wrists for ages with them, but I loved them  ;D
when I wasn't bouncing around on a Spacehopper  ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: YWN on 08/24/05 at 5:22 pm
What's bouncing around?ÂÂ
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 5:27 pm
What's bouncing around?ÂÂ
i don't know
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/24/05 at 5:27 pm
Here they are.  We used to call them ka-bangers.
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,7152.msg287817.html#msg287817
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: YWN on 08/24/05 at 5:27 pm
Your click clackers, of course.
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/24/05 at 5:29 pm
They look like anal beads in that picture. :D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 5:31 pm
Here they are.  We used to call them ka-bangers.
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,7152.msg287817.html#msg287817
do ya wanna Ka-bang? ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 5:31 pm
They look like anal beads in that picture. :D
if you have an anal hole the size of an elephant ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/24/05 at 5:33 pm
if you have an anal hole the size of an elephant ;D
;D ;D I'm talking about in the picture. They look like they would be smaller than what they really are.
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 5:34 pm
;D ;D I'm talking about in the picture. They look like they would be smaller than what they really are.
I wonder who invented the anal bead? ::)
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/24/05 at 5:37 pm
I wonder who invented the anal bead? ::)
Like who was the first person to think of sticking something in your butt and pulling it out at the precise moment.
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 5:39 pm
Like who was the first person to think of sticking something in your butt and pulling it out at the precise moment.
then the advancement to the battery powered vibrating beads :D
Howard better avoid these, they might just make him sputter ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/24/05 at 5:41 pm
then the advancement to the battery powered vibrating beads :D
Howard better avoid these, they might just make him sputter ;D
LOL and god knows what else. ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 08/24/05 at 5:41 pm
I wonder who invented the anal bead? ::)
Worse yet, who's the poor sap who had to take it into the patent office?!?
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 5:48 pm
Worse yet, who's the poor sap who had to take it into the patent office?!?
imagine working at the patent office that day...   ::)
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 6:03 pm
it's getting cold in here :D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 08/24/05 at 6:20 pm
it's getting cold in here :D
We can tell by the shriveling! ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/24/05 at 6:22 pm
What's shriveling? ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 6:24 pm
We can tell by the shriveling! ;D
it's so cold i look like a little girl ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/24/05 at 6:31 pm
it's so cold i look like a little girl ;D
It's that bad?
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 6:32 pm
It's that bad?
if your dead... no
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/24/05 at 6:34 pm
if your dead... no
Then what about if your alive?
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 6:35 pm
Then what about if your alive?
not so good ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/24/05 at 6:36 pm
not so good ;D
why not Jim?
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 6:39 pm
why not Jim?
who wants their little guy so small that they look like a girl? :D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/24/05 at 6:40 pm
who wants their little guy so small that they look like a girl? :D
mine does sometimes. :P
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 6:44 pm
mine does sometimes. :P
what does robin say?
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/24/05 at 6:45 pm
This seems like a scene from Of Mice and Men. ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 6:52 pm
This seems like a scene from Of Mice and Men. ;D
three blind mice
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/24/05 at 6:53 pm
what does robin say?
I told you,she's never seen it yet
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/24/05 at 6:54 pm
I told you,she's never seen it yet
Just whip it out on her already! ;)
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/24/05 at 6:57 pm
Just whip it out on her already! ;)
too gross she says
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 6:58 pm
I told you,she's never seen it yet
dam, draw her a picture, i'm a police sketch artist, pretend it's a missing person and i'll whip up a sketch  ::)
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/24/05 at 6:59 pm
dam, draw her a picture, i'm a police sketch artist, pretend it's a missing person and i'll whip up a sketch  ::)
Maybe I'll use a visual
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 7:03 pm
Maybe I'll use a visual
here you go ::)
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/24/05 at 7:11 pm
too gross she says
Howard, I think you might be with the wrong woman. ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 08/24/05 at 8:45 pm
I told you,she's never seen it yet
Maybe she needs one of these! ;D
http://www.psisolutions.com/images/metal-magnifying-glass.jpg
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: YWN on 08/24/05 at 8:45 pm
Ooooooh, burrrrrrn!
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Alchoholica on 08/24/05 at 10:58 pm
Ooooooh, burrrrrrn!
It burns.. at your age.. DANG SON!
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: YWN on 08/25/05 at 8:35 am
I am totally confounded and confused by your last statement, Alcoholica. ???
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/25/05 at 8:51 am
I am totally confounded and confused by your last statement, Alcoholica.  ???
I think he means burns when you pee, a sign of VD :D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Alchoholica on 08/25/05 at 9:11 am
I am totally confounded and confused by your last statement, Alcoholica. ???
Ya know.. in the eyes of society as a whole.. that's always a good thing.. SPELL MY NAME WITH THE EXTRA H DANGIT!
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: YWN on 08/25/05 at 10:11 am
OK. :o
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/25/05 at 3:07 pm
here you go  ::)
Oh Jesus Christ,Did you have to do that,I'm going to throw up now. :P
Maybe I'll send it to Robin.No,wait a minute then she'll show it to her Mother and then her Mother would scream at me. :o
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/25/05 at 3:09 pm
Howard, I think you might be with the wrong woman. ;D
I need a girl who can go all the way with me.
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/25/05 at 3:11 pm
I need a girl who can go all the way with me.
Really, maybe you and Robin should just be friends.
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/25/05 at 3:31 pm
I need a girl who can go all the way with me.
I thought of a new song for you... Tiny Bubbles by Don Ho ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/25/05 at 3:33 pm
Really, maybe you and Robin should just be friends.
I don't want to be friends,I want boyfriend/girlfriend
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/25/05 at 3:34 pm
I don't want to be friends,I want boyfriend/girlfriend
There are other fish in the sea.
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/25/05 at 3:34 pm
Let's return to Jim's autopsy.
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/25/05 at 3:35 pm
There are other fish in the sea.
I think I'd want to keep this fish
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/25/05 at 3:36 pm
I think I'd want to keep this fish
Well then you get no fish.
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/25/05 at 3:38 pm
Well then you get no fish.
Hey we're both water signs does that count?
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/25/05 at 3:42 pm
There are other fish in the sea.
just follow your nose :D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/25/05 at 3:43 pm
just follow your nose :D
My nose knows.
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: YWN on 08/25/05 at 8:05 pm
Speaking of noses, I just put Jiminy's balls way up his nostrils.
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/25/05 at 8:09 pm
Speaking of noses, I just put Jiminy's balls way up his nostrils.
you would have to pop it first or it won't fit :P
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/25/05 at 8:15 pm
Speaking of noses, I just put Jiminy's balls way up his nostrils.
superman is the man of steel, do you think if he was shot in the eye with a speeding bullet it would blind him? ???
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: YWN on 08/25/05 at 8:34 pm
"'Superman!' the criminals would say. This was the signal for Superman to put his hands on his hips so the criminals could shoot their revolvers at his chest, an effort that always caused Superman to adopt a bemused expression because, as a native of Krypton with special powers, he knew that the criminals were shooting blanks."
-- Dave Barry
Blanks won't hurt your eyes. Besides, Superman definitely has invulnerable balls and Lois could probably testify that his balls are great.
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/25/05 at 8:37 pm
What would happen if you kicked Batman in the nuts? ::)
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/25/05 at 8:37 pm
"'Superman!' the criminals would say. This was the signal for Superman to put his hands on his hips so the criminals could shoot their revolvers at his chest, an effort that always caused Superman to adopt a bemused expression because, as a native of Krypton with special powers, he knew that the criminals were shooting blanks."
                        -- Dave Barry
Blanks won't hurt your eyes. Besides, Superman definitely has invulnerable balls and Lois could probably testify that his balls are great.
what if he took a bullet up the @sshole, would it bounce around inside him? ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/25/05 at 8:38 pm
What would happen if you kicked Batman in the nuts? ::)
robin would have to lick them to provide comfort :D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/25/05 at 8:44 pm
robin would have to lick them to provide comfort :D
I guess they don't call him the boy wonder for nothing.
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/25/05 at 8:46 pm
I guess they don't call him the boy wonder for nothing.
to the batpole!
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/25/05 at 8:54 pm
to the batpole!
;D ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/25/05 at 9:06 pm
;D ;D
when will this tread get deleted? ::)
i notice a few people never post in here ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/25/05 at 9:07 pm
when will this tread get deleted? ::)
i notice a few people never post in here ;D
That's a good thing. They would be crying to Chucky.
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/25/05 at 9:14 pm
That's a good thing. They would be crying to Chucky.
you know they read it... i read gardening tips ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/25/05 at 9:18 pm
you know they read it... i read gardening tips ;D
You don't post in there do you? They might have you skinned. ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/25/05 at 9:29 pm
You don't post in there do you? They might have you skinned. ;D
I might, i need to know when is the best time to harvest my buds ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/25/05 at 9:32 pm
this thread was up over an hour before it got it's first post
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/25/05 at 9:35 pm
this thread was up over an hour before it got it's first post
;D ;D
I remember when I first saw it, I didn't know how to respond to it. ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/25/05 at 9:46 pm
;D ;D
I remember when I first saw it, I didn't know how to respond to it. ;D
imagine if more then 5 people were posting :D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/25/05 at 9:51 pm
imagine if more then 5 people were posting :D
I think when others see your name as the author, they know which creeps lurk inside the thread. ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/25/05 at 10:00 pm
I think when others see your name as the author, they know which creeps lurk inside the thread. ;D
not aways true, the bump thread isn't like this :D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/26/05 at 2:40 pm
Now let's toss Jim's salad. ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/26/05 at 3:37 pm
Now let's toss Jim's salad. ;D
Uhhhh....you first! ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/26/05 at 10:00 pm
Is there any cheese in Jim's salad???
no... just in my posts  :D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/27/05 at 2:37 pm
We have to check his ripe tomatoes
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/27/05 at 2:38 pm
We have to check his ripe tomatoes
Will you juggle them?
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/27/05 at 2:47 pm
Will you juggle them?
Why don't you do it?
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/27/05 at 2:50 pm
Why don't you do it?
You've already volunteered to go down there, now just juggle them already!
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/27/05 at 2:54 pm
You've already volunteered to go down there, now just juggle them already!
I'm afraid. ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: YWN on 08/27/05 at 3:29 pm
We've all seen you do it, Howard. Remember? It was right after you sucked his balls. ;)
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/28/05 at 5:26 am
You've already volunteered to go down there, now just juggle them already!
Don't stop movin', baby
Only booties drive me crazy
Wiggle wiggle, wiggle wiggle
Don't stop movin', baby
Only booties drive me crazy
Wiggle wiggle, wiggle wiggle
Hey, hey, hey
Wiggle wiggle
Hey, hey, hey
Wiggle wiggle
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/28/05 at 5:30 am
Now let's toss Jim's salad. ;D
that had better be ranch dressing :D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/28/05 at 5:04 pm
that had better be ranch dressing :D
Well,it's white ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/28/05 at 5:06 pm
that had better be ranch dressing :D
Taste it and find out. :P
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/28/05 at 5:13 pm
Taste it and find out. :P
i'll let you be my taster :D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/28/05 at 5:19 pm
i'll let you be my taster  :D
Ok Ok I'll taste it. :P
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/28/05 at 5:26 pm
Ok Ok I'll taste it. :P
AND??
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/28/05 at 5:27 pm
AND??
And what? ???
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/28/05 at 5:31 pm
And what? ???
Your taste test. ::)
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/28/05 at 5:33 pm
Your taste test. ::)
(sticks out tongue)
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/28/05 at 5:36 pm
(sticks out tongue)
jiminy come back! Howard is ready to toss. ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/28/05 at 5:40 pm
jiminy come back! Howard is ready to toss. ;D
i'll pass, he might put an eye out :D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/29/05 at 5:55 pm
i'll pass, he might put an eye out :D
Or a tongue perhaps
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/29/05 at 6:02 pm
Or a tongue perhaps
i thought this thread was buried :D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/29/05 at 6:03 pm
i thought this thread was buried :D
Yeah,that's what I thought
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/29/05 at 6:05 pm
Yeah,that's what I thought
can't keep a good thread down ;)
where is the fun club?
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/29/05 at 6:08 pm
can't keep a good thread down ;)
where is the fun club?
buried somewhere
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/29/05 at 6:11 pm
where are all the regulars?
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/29/05 at 6:29 pm
probably left your autopsy
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/29/05 at 6:36 pm
they will return :D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Alchoholica on 08/29/05 at 9:44 pm
they will return :D
I've come for the braiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/30/05 at 5:40 pm
I've returned to the autopsy
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/30/05 at 6:02 pm
where are all the regulars?
Sorry, went to Oz for a few days. ;)
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/30/05 at 6:11 pm
Sorry, went to Oz for a few days. ;)
What happened in Oz?
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/30/05 at 6:17 pm
What happened in Oz?
I played solitaire in the dark. ::)
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/30/05 at 6:19 pm
I played solitaire in the dark. ::)
with the tin man?
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/30/05 at 6:22 pm
with the tin man?
No, some munchkins.
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/30/05 at 6:23 pm
No, some munchkins.
was it nude solitare?
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/30/05 at 6:24 pm
was it nude solitare?
;D
Almost
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/30/05 at 6:35 pm
I want an autopsy...
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/30/05 at 6:35 pm
I want an autopsy...
Ask Jim?
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/30/05 at 6:38 pm
OK.. this is now MY autopsy! EVERYBODY IGNORE JIM'S BODY!...
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Alchoholica on 08/30/05 at 11:09 pm
OK.. this is now MY autopsy! EVERYBODY IGNORE JIM'S BODY!...
Your not useing your Dick right?
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/31/05 at 4:05 am
OK.. this is now MY autopsy! EVERYBODY IGNORE JIM'S BODY!...
kind of hard to ignore, the smell is getting a bit pungent ::)
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jiminy on 08/31/05 at 4:06 am
No, some munchkins.
the carpet munchkins? ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/31/05 at 4:10 am
OK.. this is now MY autopsy! EVERYBODY IGNORE JIM'S BODY!...
*Points at something*
Ewww... whats THAT?! :-X
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: jackas on 08/31/05 at 10:06 am
*Points at something*
Ewww... whats THAT?! :-X
Oh, boy! Looks like rigor mortis has set in. :o
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 08/31/05 at 5:08 pm
Welcome To MY autopsy,we have fun and games we have everything you want and we know the names. ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: YWN on 10/01/05 at 8:41 am
Welcome To MY autopsy,we have fun and games we have everything you want and we know the names. ;D
Oh fine then, Mr. Center of Attention! ::)
May as well be Howard's autopsy... Jiminy is long gone!
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 10/01/05 at 9:03 am
Oh fine then, Mr. Center of Attention!  ::)
May as well be Howard's autopsy... Jiminy is long gone!
What about yours? >:(
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: YWN on 10/01/05 at 9:04 am
What about yours? >:(
http://emotioneric.com/indifference.jpg
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 10/26/05 at 3:25 pm
Welcome To My Autopsy...IN MY PANTS ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/26/05 at 5:22 pm
Welcome To My Autopsy...IN MY PANTS ;D
..
This has been used before, but:
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Dear+God+make+it+stop/v=2/SID=e/TID=I059_74/l=IVI/SIG=12k14i36n/EXP=1130451704/*-http%3A//hungryclan.online.fr/Chupacabra/dear_god_make_it_stop.jpg
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/26/05 at 5:23 pm
Why? WHY IS THIS THREAD BACK??
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 10/27/05 at 3:18 pm
Why? WHY IS THIS THREAD BACK??
Cause I want it back! >:( :P
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Bobby on 10/27/05 at 3:32 pm
Welcome To My Autopsy...IN MY PANTS ;D
I snorty laughed reading this. Everything dead down there, Howard? ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Bobby on 10/27/05 at 3:33 pm
Welcome To MY autopsy,we have fun and games we have everything you want and we know the names. ;D
Can we play 'Operation' on your body, Howard? ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 10/27/05 at 3:40 pm
I snorty laughed reading this. Everything dead down there, Howard? ;D
No the opposite. ;)
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Bobby on 10/27/05 at 3:46 pm
No the opposite. ;)
Then it certainly wouldn't be an autopsy you are after. ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Paul on 10/27/05 at 5:03 pm
Can we play 'Operation' on your body, Howard? ;D
I'll have a go at attaching the rubber band thingy, from his brain...
...to his trouser department!
(Now you watch his nose light up!)
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/27/05 at 5:07 pm
*Points at something*
Ewww... whats THAT?! :-X
er... a rather lumpy birthmark
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Bobby on 10/27/05 at 5:08 pm
I'll have a go at attaching the rubber band thingy, from his brain...
...to his trouser department!
(Now you watch his nose light up!)
Tee hee. As long as it's only his nose that lights up we're okay. ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 10/28/05 at 2:50 pm
Tee hee. As long as it's only his nose that lights up we're okay. ;D
or something else ;) ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Bobby on 10/28/05 at 2:55 pm
or something else ;) ;D
Keep what's in your pants ready for autopsy . . . if you know what the Rob is cooking. ;) ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 10/28/05 at 2:57 pm
Keep what's in your pants ready for autopsy . . . if you know what the Rob is cooking. ;) ;D
It's pretty restless Bob ;)
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Bobby on 10/28/05 at 3:25 pm
It's pretty restless Bob ;)
. . . ::) ;D
Probably the rigormortis setting in, Howard. ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 10/28/05 at 3:28 pm
. . . ::) ;D
Probably the rigormortis setting in, Howard. ;D
That could be the problem.Need a girl to fix THAT rigormortis ;)
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Bobby on 10/28/05 at 3:43 pm
That could be the problem.Need a girl to fix THAT rigormortis ;)
Ha ha! How are you doing with Robin?
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 10/29/05 at 8:03 am
Ha ha! How are you doing with Robin?
She's doing pretty good.She hates rigormortis if you know what I mean Bob ;)
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Bobby on 10/29/05 at 1:26 pm
She's doing pretty good.She hates rigormortis if you know what I mean Bob ;)
I had a coughy laugh then, Howard. ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 10/31/05 at 4:53 pm
I had a coughy laugh then, Howard. ;D
Why,What happened? ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Bobby on 10/31/05 at 6:24 pm
Why,What happened? ;D
Laughing at you talking about your . . . ahem . . . 'rigormortis'. ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 11/01/05 at 7:37 am
Laughing at you talking about your . . . ahem . . . 'rigormortis'. ;D
Robin didn't find that amusing when I said a certain body part of mine has rigormortis ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 11/08/05 at 2:07 pm
Ok,Who wants to do a check up on me? ;D
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 12/02/05 at 4:56 pm
Ok,Who wants to do a check up on me? ;D
I'll pass. :P
Subject: Re: Welcome to my Autopsy
Written By: Howard on 12/03/05 at 4:21 pm
I'll pass.