Okay, my birthday is May 27th, 1991 (look for the 52,791st post party), so I figured this was a good number to have a party with.  527 is also a sexy number. 

What's that music in the background?  Why, that's the band I hired for this special event!  I believe right now they're playing Albuquerque!

...which reminds me of another amusing anecdote
This guy on the street comes up to me and says he hasn't had a bite in three days
Well, I knew what he meant, but just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein...

:o Oh NO you dint! *Snap*



Beth

well i have a number story, if anyone was ever in the military they know what evaluation numbers are, 4.0 = perfect, and if you get anything less then a 3.8 you will not advance in rank... well my first evals were "3.48" the officer who evaluated me went on and on about how good this was for a first evaluation... so i took a can of spray paint and stenciled "3.48" on all of my flightline jerseys and everyone called me 3.48   :D

Whoooo! I've got my beer and this is a swinging party!!!!!  :D ;D

Repeat the anecdote again, YWN, for the members that arrive.   ;D ;)

For those uneducated and unprivileged members, that "anecdote" was from Weird Al Yankovic's original eleven minute long masterpiece, Albuquerque.

I guess this is a roundabout way of saying this, but I guess the whole point I'm trying to make with this song is:

I...HATE...SAUERKRAUT!

That's all I'm really trying to say...

For those uneducated and unprivileged members, that "anecdote" was from Weird Al Yankovic's original eleven minute long masterpiece, Albuquerque.

I guess this is a roundabout way of saying this, but I guess the whole point I'm trying to make with this song is:

I...HATE...SAUERKRAUT!

That's all I'm really trying to say...


Thank you for enlightening and educating this unpriveledged member, YWN.  ;) ;D

Boom Chaka Laka Laka Laka Boom Chaka Laka Laka Laka.



Beth

Boom Chaka Laka Laka Laka Boom Chaka Laka Laka Laka.


That has gotta be Apache Indian playing in Beth's head.  ;D

I guess I should do something like this when I get to 71,180 posts. (Heck, I'm a little more than halfway there.) ;D

Of course, the lucky old bastard born January 1st, 1900 or the youngster from 2000 will get his super special party after only 1100 posts.

Boom Chaka Laka Laka Laka Boom Chaka Laka Laka Laka.


Wicka de wow wow, chicka de bow bow dewow wow chicka de wow wow

Wasn't that what Stewie said when Brian humped Lois' dad's dog while she was racing in that episode of Family Guy?

Of course, the lucky old bastard born January 1st, 1900 or the youngster from 2000 will get his super special party after only 1100 posts.

Or maybe they'd get it at 10100 posts. (Using the zero as a placeholder for the day, 10100, like that)

I wish my posts would stay at 0 and if you really wanted to know how many i made, go count them yourself   ;D

The only way your posts could REALLY stay at zero is for you not to make any. ::) ;D

I wished far away from zero as possible!

The only way your posts could REALLY stay at zero is for you not to make any. ::) ;D
Like this person: http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=profile;u=64 (The ealiest known member on the board with a 0 post count.)

Just to make this party as it should be - THIS is my 527th post as I type this!  ;D

Just to make this party as it should be - THIS is my 527th post as I type this!  ;D


Ha ha! It's a double celebration.  ;D

527 postings...

...happy days!

I think I made my 527th around the beginning of May 2004.

My 527th post was made on December 22, 2004, just in time for Christmas.

My 527th post was made on December 22, 2004, just in time for Christmas.


Are you sure about that? That would mean you've posted over 36,000 posts in the last eight months... :-\\

That's approximately 150 a day! :o When did you study? :D

Are you sure about that? That would mean you've posted over 36,000 posts in the last eight months... :-\\

That's approximately 150 a day! :o When did you study? :D
A true case of multi-tasking.

My 527th post was made on December 22, 2004, just in time for Christmas.

Hmmm...by then I was fast approaching the 15,000 mark.

Hmmm...by then I was fast approaching the 15,000 mark.
Having first signed-in in May 2004, it was not until December 2004 I started full time.

Having first signed-in in May 2004, it was not until December 2004 I started full time.

And then over the next eight months alone, you cranked out over 36,000 posts and passed me up! Amazing... :-\\

And then over the next eight months alone, you cranked out over 36,000 posts and passed me up! Amazing... :-\\
It comes with practice.

...But mostly a lot of free time.

...But mostly a lot of free time.
Free time?

If you really post that much, I sure hope you have free time.  Otherwise, you're screwed right now.

Free time?


If you get one of those special passes, you can have up to a month's worth of time for free, instead of paying £3.80 an hour

If you get one of those special passes, you can have up to a month's worth of time for free, instead of paying £3.80 an hour
It does cost me £29.99 a month for my unlimited Internet (Broadband) access, about £1 a day.

I see.  Another Brit who doesn't know American slang.  That's okay, seeing as I'm a yank who doesn't understand British slang.  Okay, by free time, I mean spare time.  Extra time which you may use frivolously.

I see.  Another Brit who doesn't know American slang.  That's okay, seeing as I'm a yank who doesn't understand British slang.  Okay, by free time, I mean spare time.  Extra time which you may use frivolously.


I knew what you meant you madhead

I don't know what goes in your crazy English heads.  Eno here seemed to be confused, or maybe that was a joke.  I'm confused now.  Excuse me while I slam my head into the wall.

make it stop
:\'(

It does cost me £29.99 a month for my unlimited Internet (Broadband) access, about £1 a day.


Which I think is about 45 dollars... But, I'm not sure because I know nothing about England

one more...

WOOOOOOOO! NOW I HAVE 527 POSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\\ :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :\'(

Jesus God Dancin christ Philip. Get on BT you can get 2MB DSL for about 17.99 a month.

Jesus God Dancin christ Philip. Get on BT you can get 2MB DSL for about 17.99 a month.
I am on BT, and the amount is so that we can have two computers running on the same Broadband line.

WOOOOOOOO! NOW I HAVE 527 POSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

way to go, Dominic L! ;)

way to go, Dominic L! ;)
527 postings...

...happy days!