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Subject: useless things

Written By: jiminy on 08/21/05 at 6:45 pm

I bought a new pack of underwear and I think the pee hole is the most useless thing ever made, come on, when ya got to go real bad are you going to worm your way through that maze of a hole or are you going over the top or out of the side?   ::)

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: RockandRollFan on 08/21/05 at 6:53 pm


I bought a new pack of underwear and I think the pee hole is the most useless thing ever made, come on, when ya got to go real bad are you going to worm your way through that maze of a hole or are you going over the top or out of the side?   ::)
some people wear underwear on thier head ;D ;)

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: RockandRollFan on 08/21/05 at 6:57 pm

STESS :D

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: Bobby on 08/21/05 at 7:07 pm


I bought a new pack of underwear and I think the pee hole is the most useless thing ever made, come on, when ya got to go real bad are you going to worm your way through that maze of a hole or are you going over the top or out of the side?   ::)


I'm with you there, James. I can't deal with the 'pee hole'. When you badly need the toilet, there is no room for ettiquette.  ;D

Useless things? Erm . . .  Floppy disk drive.  ;D

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: jiminy on 08/21/05 at 7:22 pm

do you think there were cavemen children who were picky eaters?

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: Bobby on 08/21/05 at 7:27 pm


do you think there were cavemen children who were picky eaters?


Imagine that? 'Honey, I've got a dinosaur bone stuck in my teeth'.  ;D

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: jiminy on 08/21/05 at 7:42 pm


Imagine that? 'Honey, I've got a dinosaur bone stuck in my teeth'.  ;D

young man... you eat your mammoth testicles right this minute, i didn't slave over a camp fire all day just so you could turn your nose up! >:(

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: YWN on 08/21/05 at 8:05 pm


I bought a new pack of underwear and I think the pee hole is the most useless thing ever made, come on, when ya got to go real bad are you going to worm your way through that maze of a hole or are you going over the top or out of the side?   ::)

And to think for years that I was the only one.  Whether I have to go real bad, or I'm just anticipating a long car trip, I never bother with the hole in my boxers.

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: jiminy on 08/21/05 at 8:07 pm


And to think for years that I was the only one.  Whether I have to go real bad, or I'm just anticipating a long car trip, I never bother with the hole in my boxers.

boxers are the worse, you can pop through that hole without trying  ;D

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: Bobby on 08/21/05 at 8:07 pm


young man... you eat your mammoth testicles right this minute, i didn't slave over a camp fire all day just so you could turn your nose up! >:(


You WILL eat every last drop.  :P

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: YWN on 08/21/05 at 8:14 pm

Yeah, contrary to popular belief, boxers reveal more than briefs.  ;)

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: Bobby on 08/21/05 at 8:15 pm


Yeah, contrary to popular belief, boxers reveal more than briefs.   ;)


Depends on if you're sitting down. That can be a nightmare.  ::) ;D

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/21/05 at 8:16 pm

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,12350.0.html




Beth

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: Bobby on 08/21/05 at 8:19 pm


http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,12350.0.html


I've got to agree (though I do love Paul's comments, lol).  ;D

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: YWN on 08/21/05 at 8:21 pm

So what?  Another stupid thread (by now, my name has become synonymous with that phrase)?

I am surprised that my pine tree post got three pages, in fact, I actually thought I would get the usual la la lame response (I am anticipating it as we speak) from Jiminy, a few scoffs, and then down it would go into the dark pit past page 3 where it will never return unless someone is really bored and actually goes that far or is using the search option and saves the thread.  

By the way, you know what I really hate?  Run-on sentences.  They bug the hell out of me.

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: Bobby on 08/21/05 at 8:23 pm


By the way, you know what I really hate?  Run-on sentences.  They bug the hell out of me.


So you won't make a thread based on them then?  ;D

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: YWN on 08/21/05 at 8:24 pm

Good idea....  ???

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: jiminy on 08/21/05 at 8:25 pm


Yeah, contrary to popular belief, boxers reveal more than briefs.   ;)

bouncy, bouncy like a rubber ball, when i skip where do they fall?   :D

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: YWN on 08/21/05 at 8:26 pm

If I could actually answer that question about you, people would say things about us.

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: Bobby on 08/21/05 at 8:32 pm


Good idea....   ???


Really? Lol.  ;D

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: YWN on 08/21/05 at 8:34 pm

I already made the thread, Bobby.  8)

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: Bobby on 08/21/05 at 8:52 pm


I already made the thread, Bobby.   8)


Okay, what is a run-on sentence so I can comment in the appropriate manner.  :)

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/21/05 at 8:54 pm


Okay, what is a run-on sentence so I can comment in the appropriate manner.  :)




A sentence that keeps going and going--no punctuation necessary!



Beth

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: RockandRollFan on 08/21/05 at 8:59 pm

Most if not all reality shows :P

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: Bobby on 08/21/05 at 9:00 pm


A sentence that keeps going and going--no punctuation necessary!


Ah so one that keeps going on and on without the need for punctuation and the need for anything to break up the sentences as they go on and on and on and on and . . .

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/21/05 at 9:43 pm


Ah so one that keeps going on and on without the need for punctuation and the need for anything to break up the sentences as they go on and on and on and on and . . .



Indeed.



Beth

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: Bobby on 08/21/05 at 9:50 pm


Indeed.


Thanks.  ;D

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/21/05 at 9:55 pm

useless things....hmmm...I hate whenever you buy a toy and it is literally attached to the box with about a million of those very strong plastic twisty ties...and you try to untwist them, to find that you are twisting them the wrong way....and some of them are actually tied in a flippin' knot!!! Gosh....what do they think it is? It is a toy for crying out loud...and they make it so that even (and especially) the parent can't even get into it!! >:(



Erin :)

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: ADH13 on 08/21/05 at 9:59 pm



Peepholes in front doors that are either way too high or way too low.

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/21/05 at 10:00 pm


useless things....hmmm...I hate whenever you buy a toy and it is literally attached to the box with about a million of those very strong plastic twisty ties...and you try to untwist them, to find that you are twisting them the wrong way....and some of them are actually tied in a flippin' knot!!! Gosh....what do they think it is? It is a toy for crying out loud...and they make it so that even (and especially) the parent can't even get into it!! >:(



Erin :)




Yo, Herin. There's a place for dee run-on sentence over herrr...

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,12381.0.html



(Joking, you see)


Beth

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: Bobby on 08/21/05 at 10:03 pm




Yo, Herin. There's a place for dee run-on sentence over herrr...

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,12381.0.html



(Joking, you see)


Beth


Yeah when you keep talking about twistie things and you can't stop because it frustrates you when you put them in a knot in the wrong place and you eat pie and chips but the insides burn your mouth because it's so hot and . . .

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: C.NOIZE on 08/21/05 at 11:13 pm

You know, this board never ceases to amaze me.  I come into a brand new thread three pages long, and find that it's mostly about men's underwear, run-on sentences, and the restraints placed on childrens' toys to prevent them from escaping the box.   :o  ;D  It's amazing, really.  ::)

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: Bobby on 08/21/05 at 11:16 pm


You know, this board never ceases to amaze me.  I come into a brand new thread three pages long, and find that it's mostly about men's underwear, run-on sentences, and the restraints placed on childrens' toys to prevent them from escaping the box.   :o  ;D  It's amazing, really.  ::)


You couldn't make it up, could you?  ;D

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: C.NOIZE on 08/21/05 at 11:19 pm


You couldn't make it up, could you?  ;D


Make what up?  ??? 

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: Bobby on 08/21/05 at 11:19 pm


Make what up?  ??? 


The thread and the contents within it.  :)

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 08/21/05 at 11:25 pm

Useless things? How about t*ts on a boarhog.  ;D

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: C.NOIZE on 08/21/05 at 11:27 pm


The thread and the contents within it.  :)


I certainly couldn't--those are three things that rarely come to my mind.  ;D


Useless things? How about t*ts on a boarhog. ;D


;D And so the saga continues.

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/21/05 at 11:28 pm


Useless things? How about t*ts on a boarhog.  ;D



:o

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: jiminy on 08/21/05 at 11:57 pm



Peepholes in front doors that are either way too high or way too low.

the low ones are entertaining at a nudist colony  ::)

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: jaytee on 08/22/05 at 7:56 am


Useless things? How about t*ts on a boarhog.  ;D


Or on a chook  ;)

Or an ashtray on a motorbike  :D

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: Paul on 08/22/05 at 8:06 am

Your appendix...

Such is Mother Nature's sense of fun, that if this useless piece of bodily equipment gets infected and bursts, the result could kill you!

Thankfully, in this day and age, that's rare...

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: YWN on 08/22/05 at 10:06 am

Ah, I'm sure the appendix serves a purpose; we just haven't determined it yet.  In the nineteenth century, several body parts were considered useless; now it is just one.  The Egyptians thought brains were unnecessary; they thought brains distributed mucus. 

By the way, you know what I hate?  Semi-colons.  They're confusing, I mean, if you've got two clauses, just start a new sentence or put a comma in there!

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: Paul on 08/22/05 at 12:09 pm


The Egyptians thought brains were unnecessary;
 

That's funny - my employer thinks the same way!

By the way, you know what I hate?  Semi-colons.  They're confusing, I mean, if you've got two clauses, just start a new sentence or put a comma in there!


Well, you made good use of 'em in your last post!

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: Bobby on 08/22/05 at 12:11 pm


That's funny - my employer thinks the same way!


Lol. How I appreciate those sentiments, Paul.  ;D

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: Howard on 08/22/05 at 7:13 pm

I have nothing that's useless everything in my room is useful ;)

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: YWN on 08/22/05 at 7:19 pm

Maybe Paul's employer is an ancient Egyptian reincarnated.  If he has a special reverence for cats, that's a bad sign.

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 12/02/05 at 4:58 pm

A CD that don't work!  :P

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/02/05 at 8:53 pm

yield signs...because people never do what the sign asks of them! :(

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: whistledog on 12/02/05 at 9:24 pm

Traffic Laws ... around here, the people drive like it's NASCAR  :(

Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 12/02/05 at 9:31 pm

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Subject: Re: useless things

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Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 12/03/05 at 1:24 am

Static Guard (the spray) is useless.  Doesn't work.  at least for me.  It's my electrifying personality... I shock everything I touch.  Makes kissing my husband interesting.  :-*


Subject: Re: useless things

Written By: Howard on 12/03/05 at 4:08 pm

My privates are useless at the moment right now. ;D

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