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Subject: A Joke for Howard !
Written By: Gis on 08/09/05 at 7:51 am
I got sent this today and thought of Howard......... ;D
Dinner with the Girlfriend's Parents
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and
have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big
event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after
dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the
first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before,
so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.
The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells
the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks
he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house
and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited
for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where
the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to
say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with
his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had
no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father
was a pharmacist."
Subject: Re: A Joke for Howard !
Written By: Paul on 08/09/05 at 8:25 am
Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh!
Subject: Re: A Joke for Howard !
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/09/05 at 11:27 am
Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh!
;D
Subject: Re: A Joke for Howard !
Written By: Howard on 08/09/05 at 5:02 pm
Thank You. ;D :)
Subject: Re: A Joke for Howard !
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/09/05 at 9:37 pm
THAT was a good one!!! LOL!
Erin :)
Subject: Re: A Joke for Howard !
Written By: Howard on 08/10/05 at 5:40 pm
This thread reminded me to go out and buy a box of Trojans.I ran out. ;D
Subject: Re: A Joke for Howard !
Written By: jiminy on 08/10/05 at 6:33 pm
This thread reminded me to go out and buy a box of Trojans.I ran out. ;D
Trojans?
you still play with toy soldiers at your age? ;D
Subject: Re: A Joke for Howard !
Written By: Indy Gent on 08/10/05 at 6:40 pm
The kid has to show her dad his face sometime. ;D
Subject: Re: A Joke for Howard !
Written By: Howard on 08/11/05 at 4:20 pm
Trojans?
you still play with toy soldiers at your age? ;D
No I meant condoms you fuddy duddy ::)
Subject: Re: A Joke for Howard !
Written By: Paul on 08/11/05 at 4:23 pm
No I meant condoms you fuddy duddy ::)
Planning on having a water bomb fight?!!
Subject: Re: A Joke for Howard !
Written By: Howard on 08/11/05 at 4:26 pm
Planning on having a water bomb fight?!!
I plan to have a good time one day in my virginistic life. ::)
Subject: Re: A Joke for Howard !
Written By: jiminy on 08/11/05 at 4:29 pm
remember when the were called "rubbers" ;D
Subject: Re: A Joke for Howard !
Written By: Howard on 08/11/05 at 4:30 pm
remember when the were called "rubbers" ;D
Back in those days. ;D
Subject: Re: A Joke for Howard !
Written By: Paul on 08/11/05 at 4:36 pm
I plan to have a good time one day in my virginistic life. ::)
Well, if you're having as much 'luck' as I am these days...
...check the 'use-by' date!
Subject: Re: A Joke for Howard !
Written By: Howard on 08/11/05 at 4:37 pm
Well, if you're having as much 'luck' as I am these days...
...check the 'use-by' date!
I used all the condoms up. :o
Subject: Re: A Joke for Howard !
Written By: jiminy on 08/11/05 at 4:45 pm
what's in your tackle box?  ::)
http://www.phillsreel-em-in.com/cart/images/manns%20PAC%20O%20RUBBERS.jpg
Subject: Re: A Joke for Howard !
Written By: Howard on 08/11/05 at 4:47 pm
what's in your tackle box?  ::)
http://www.phillsreel-em-in.com/cart/images/manns%20PAC%20O%20RUBBERS.jpg
I don't own a tackle box.
Subject: Re: A Joke for Howard !
Written By: jiminy on 08/11/05 at 4:53 pm
I don't own a tackle box.
:o :o :o
Subject: Re: A Joke for Howard !
Written By: jiminy on 08/11/05 at 4:54 pm
you better dust off your wedding tackle ;D
Subject: Re: A Joke for Howard !
Written By: jaytee on 08/11/05 at 5:37 pm
I used all the condoms up. :o
You wish! :o ;)
Subject: Re: A Joke for Howard !
Written By: jiminy on 08/11/05 at 5:44 pm
You wish! :o ;)
NO... he really did use them all ;D
Subject: Re: A Joke for Howard !
Written By: jaytee on 08/11/05 at 5:50 pm
NO... he really did use them all  ;D
;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: A Joke for Howard !
Written By: Howard on 08/12/05 at 3:42 pm
You wish! :o ;)
Actually,I did use them up on myself but not telling where. ;)