though physically impossible, now you can say something good about yourself  :D

Oh, I don't know about physically impossible...I'm that close...!!

**Staggers off for a lie-down**

You know, that Apricot guy is just friggin' awesome. And the avatar? Downright sexy. If I were a woman, I would bear his children. But alas I am not. Hell, I'd even go gay for the guy... well, not really, but he's a really awesome guy!  :D

hmmm...usually it's easier for me to say something negative about myself...but lemme give it a try....


YAY, Erin.....good job on starting to organize the house!!! You are doing a great job with Vaughn!!  You have some awesome decorating ideas and you make some neato jewelry.


This is kinda fun!  ;D


Erin :)

I wanna see what Howard does to this thread.  ;D

You know, that Apricot guy is just friggin' awesome. And the avatar? Downright sexy. If I were a woman, I would bear his children. But alas I am not. Hell, I'd even go gay for the guy... well, not really, but he's a really awesome guy!  :D

I said kiss it not french kiss it  ;D

most people get along with me and if they don't... F*ck 'em ;D

most people get along with me and if they don't... F*ck 'em ;D


That's a good mindset.

Beth is........


she is...


ah, screw it...


She SUCKS, Boring as the fecal matter in which escapes you. I say, do society a heaping favor, and rid of her!!! *Picks up nearest torch and rope, and heads to the hills*




~Beth :)

If he manages to kiss his own arse, then I certain he can kiss his own ****. Voila! Girlfriend issues solved!





:o

...
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




-Beth

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I'll get in on that, then:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was certainly able to get rid of an aggravating friend.It took a whole lot of guts but I was able to do so. :)

If he manages to kiss his own arse, then I certain he can kiss his own ****. Voila! Girlfriend issues solved!


Don't!

He'd never leave the house...!

(Well, I know I wouldn't...!!)

Don't!

He'd never leave the house...!

(Well, I know I wouldn't...!!)


Why is this all about me all of a sudden? ???

Me ? Kissing my own arse? Ewwwwww....  ::)  ;D

One nice thing I can say about me, ummm.... I am not entirely boring?  ;D

KISS MY ASS! >:(

Why is this all about me all of a sudden? ???

Dear Howard, I am about to delete the nasty thing I posted. I have felt guilty since I wrote it. BTW, MMMMMWAH...I just kissed your butt!

Dear Howard, I am about to delete the nasty thing I posted. I have felt guilty since I wrote it. BTW, MMMMMWAH...I just kissed your butt!



Aw,you shouldn't have.Thank You! ;D

Aw,you shouldn't have.Thank You! ;D

My pleasure...now, where'd I put my Listerine? Kidding...just kidding!

Hey Rhonda, you've been doing such a great job at work, I think we'll give you a raise! You should be employee of the month, you'll have your own parking spot right up front, free lunch everyday, and a bonus every month. Hey......Rhonda.....wake up, wake up! Should've known it was only a dream.   ;D
But seriously, I'm a pretty d@mn good mom and a great friend! (I hope)   :)

Bends back into advanced yoga position...


r-e-a-c-h-e-s  b-a-c-k and  s-t-r-e-t-c-h-e-s - ahh that does it !
 

plants kisser on butt cheek - MWAH  baby...I LOVE YOU...  kiss kiss kiss kiss


Might aswell write it on my cheek while I'm back here

S.W.A.L.K.

xxxxx

Bends back into advanced yoga position...


r-e-a-c-h-e-s   b-a-c-k and  s-t-r-e-t-c-h-e-s - ahh that does it !
 

plants kisser on butt cheek - MWAH  baby...I LOVE YOU...  kiss kiss kiss kiss


Might aswell write it on my cheek while I'm back here

S.W.A.L.K.

xxxxx




Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.... bleeeeeeechhhhhh.....  ::)

Tee hee . . . Interesting thread, Jiminy.  :)

Well done, Bobby for not taking any nonsense from the Inland Revenue (tax office). Hopefully, you may be paying a smaller debt as a result.  8)

hmmm...usually it's easier for me to say something negative about myself.


Erin :)
I truly believe we were separated at birth in a previous life, Erin :D

I truly believe we were separated at birth in a previous life, Erin :D


I said say something POSITIVE, Mark.  ::) :)

Do I have to be the parent that lets go of the child who relies on stabilisers to ride a bike? You can do it.  :)

I said say something POSITIVE, Mark.  ::) :)

Do I have to be the parent that lets go of the child who relies on stabilisers to ride a bike? You can do it.  :)
Hey...at least I was WITH her in a previous life, if only for a few moments!

I HAD to walk SIX miles home yesterday WITH my dog, after dropping the car off for my girlfriend at her work. I ended up carrying Penny for most of the trip...but we made it :)

Hey...at least I was WITH her in a previous life, if only for a few moments!

I HAD to walk SIX miles home yesterday WITH my dog, after dropping the car off for my girlfriend at her work. I ended up carrying Penny for most of the trip...but we made it :)

don't spend your last penny  :D

Hey...at least I was WITH her in a previous life, if only for a few moments!

Who? You're mother?  ???

I HAD to walk SIX miles home yesterday WITH my dog, after dropping the car off for my girlfriend at her work. I ended up carrying Penny for most of the trip...but we made it :)


That's a start. Well done.  :D

don't spend your last penny  :D
It's just good I'm no "Penny Pincher" :o

KISS MY butt! >:(
Nope...don't know where it's been...and even if I did well, no!

That's a start. Well done.  :D
;)

Well done me for managing...

a) ...to remember to breathe in and out all day long...

b) ...to stay awake over the last fifteen minutes...

c) ...not to kiss my own arse...

My pleasure...now, where'd I put my Listerine?


I think I know where it is:  ::)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Mr.jpg

Good luck gettin' it back, though.  He's as stubborn as a rented mule.

I was certainly able to get rid of an aggravating friend.It took a whole lot of guts but I was able to do so. :)
How so?

I truly believe we were separated at birth in a previous life, Erin :D




hmmmm....I wonder who were were in our past lives Mark??



Erin :)

My pleasure...now, where'd I put my Listerine? Kidding...just kidding!


LISTERINE?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/ListerineAd.jpg

LISTERINE?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/ListerineAd.jpg



that picture always cracks me up!!! ;D


Erin :)

LISTERINE?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/ListerineAd.jpg


UH OH!!!  Somebody plagiarized!!


...sort of:


I think I know where it is:  ::)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Mr.jpg

Good luck gettin' it back, though.  He's as stubborn as a rented mule.

hmmmm....I wonder who were were in our past lives Mark??



Erin :)
perhaps Romeo & Juliet  ???

perhaps Romeo & Juliet  ???




hahhaaa....well, since only men portrayed the characters in Shakespearean plays (yes, even the female parts)...than I must have been a man in my past life...LOL!


Erin :)

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.... bleeeeeeechhhhhh.....  ::)


Guess I should have added a couple of  ::) ::)

cos you see in the UK the term 'Kiss my Arse' means something entirely different.

Ho hum the irony was missed again - but hey wgaf.

If we praise ourselves here we say we need 'a Pat on the Back' - again  ::) ::)

Anyways I've never been any good at praising myself - explains my shyness in real life.

cos you see in the UK the term 'Kiss my Arse' means something entirely different.

Completely off-topic, but the Irish group Pogue Mahone had to be re-named the Pogues...'Pogue Mahone' means exactly the same thing in Gaelic...

Anyways I've never been any good at praising myself - explains my shyness in real life.


Hey! Speaking as another shy individual, I can relate!

Completely off-topic, but the Irish group Pogue Mahone had to be re-named the Pogues...'Pogue Mahone' means exactly the same thing in Gaelic...


HAHAHAHA    ;D

btw is this the same band Shane MacGowan is lead with?
(him with the gorgeous teeth)

HAHAHAHA    ;D

btw is this the same band Shane MacGowan is lead with?
(him with the gorgeous teeth)


Well...was - his well-documented fondness for alcohol led to his departure from the band in the 90s...

He then re-surfaced with a new band called 'The Popes' - I think they may still be playing...depends on his liver!

HAHAHAHA    ;D

btw is this the same band Shane MacGowan is lead with?
(him with the gorgeous teeth)


Yeah, it's the same band.

Wow Andrew, you succesfully moved 4500 miles away, got set up, Are now a College Freshman and your doing a damn good job headbanging with the dog in the basement. (whoever thought i'd get to say that)

WOOHOO!!!!  WELCOME BACK SWEETS!!!


Thank You.. Thank ya very much.

"you are tall, dark & handsome, and you correctly balance intellect with depraved psychosis.". That's what my pixie tells me, anyway. Strangely enough, he also says "as long as you've got your elf, you'll be fine". I got him from the National Elf Service some time ago, if I ever want 'bigging up', I just get him out of his little bag....

Jeez, I think I've read too many odd posts in this place... :o

How so?


But towards the end of our conversation,he told me and my girlfriend Robin to go to hell! >:(

But towards the end of our conversation,he told me and my girlfriend Robin to go to hell! >:(


It's hard to dump friends - even if they are not very friend-ly. I've always moved away and never told anyone.

Wow Andrew, you succesfully moved 4500 miles away, got set up, Are now a College Freshman and your doing a darn good job headbanging with the dog in the basement. (whoever thought i'd get to say that)


Welcome back to the boards, mate.  ;)

I'd like to kiss ass,literally! ;D

I'd like to kiss butt,literally! ;D


Ew.. I just can't understand the appeal here.. ???

hahhaaa....well, since only men portrayed the characters in Shakespearean plays (yes, even the female parts)...than I must have been a man in my past life...LOL!


Erin :)
See what you did Erin? I got sick after that post and spend a day recovering :D Okay, I'll think of someone else... :D

See what you did Erin? I got sick after that post and spend a day recovering :D Okay, I'll think of someone else... :D




hehehee...sorry about that! I will never set the story straight again...I don't want ya to get sick over it! LOL! ;D



Erin :)

hehehee...sorry about that! I will never set the story straight again...I don't want ya to get sick over it! LOL! ;D



Erin :)
;D Perhaps we could become what Greg and Marcia would have on the Brady Bunch Movie :D

;D Perhaps we could become what Greg and Marcia would have on the Brady Bunch Movie :D




aghghggh...Greg and Marcia!! LOL!




Erin :)

aghghggh...Greg and Marcia!! LOL!




Erin :)
Hey! Perfectly alright....they weren't related! Other ideas....PLEASE don't say Donny & Marie....though I AM Rock And Roll :D

Bonnie and Clyde...partners in crime!!! LOL!  BHAHAAHAAA!!!



Erin :)

Bonnie and Clyde...partners in crime!!! LOL!  BHAHAAHAAA!!!



Erin :)
Naw, I hate murderers...how about June and Ward "Where's the Beaver?" ;D :D

how about Sonny and Cher? LOL!



Erin :)

how about Sonny and Cher? LOL!



Erin :)
Starsky &...no. Captain & Tenille...no :o

um.....Timmy and Lassie? :o ;D



Erin :)

Chip 'n' Dale  ;D

Peaches and Herb  :D  Reunited and it feels so good. . . . . 

http://home.eunet.no/~oklontei/b-b/2.jpg

tossing salad is the same as kissing butt. ;D

tossing salad is the same as kissing butt. ;D

that be prison talk   ;D

tossing salad is the same as kissing butt. ;D


Toss your own salad then, Howard.  ;D

that be prison talk   ;D


How do you know that? ::)

Toss your own salad then, Howard.  ;D



I'll toss yours if you toss mine

( lettuce & tomatoes) ;D

How do you know that? ::)

I watch TV   ;)

I watch TV   ;)



Playboy? ::)

I'll toss yours if you toss mine

( lettuce & tomatoes) ;D


Jiminy, do you reckon this is prison talk?  ;D

need your salad tossed?
or are you just lonely?  ;D
http://www.cellpals.com/

Jiminy, do you reckon this is prison talk?  ;D


No,this is actually making salad ;D

Jiminy, do you reckon this is prison talk?  ;D

I don't know, let's be askin Bubba what he be a thinkin

No,this is actually making salad ;D

it took Howard to throw this thread in a 180 degree turn   ;D

No,this is actually making salad ;D


Hmmmmmm . . . Alright then.  ;) ;D

it took Howard to throw this thread in a 180 degree turn   ;D


want lettuce & tomatoes in your salad? ;D

I don't know, let's be askin Bubba what he be a thinkin


Tee hee. He just grunted and said 'I . . . like . . . salad."

Hmmmmmm . . . Alright then.  ;) ;D

was i correct when I assumed salad tossing was a prison term or did I take it out of context?  ::)

was i correct when I assumed salad tossing was a prison term or did I take it out of context?  ::)



you took it out of context.

you took it out of context.

what was the correct context?

was i correct when I assumed salad tossing was a prison term or did I take it out of context?  ::)


Jiminy, take a look at what 'Tossing Salad' means here in the 'Prisoner's Dictionary'.  ;D

http://dictionary.prisonwall.org/

Jiminy, take a look at what 'Tossing Salad' means here in the 'Prisoner's Dictionary'.  ;D

http://dictionary.prisonwall.org/

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW  ;D

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW  ;D


Would you believe it?  ;D

look up "tea bagging"   :D

Please delete your post and I will remove my reference to your post - quickly!  ;)



I just did before Bob! ;)

look up "tea bagging"   :D


I already knew that one before I looked at the site.   ;D

I already knew that one before I looked at the site.   ;D


Don't even test him!

Please delete your post and I will remove my reference to your post - quickly!  ;)

spell it "heinous" and it should be ok  ::)

Don't even test him!


Not gonna dare, Howard.  ;D

Jiminy, take a look at what 'Tossing Salad' means here in the 'Prisoner's Dictionary'. ;D

http://dictionary.prisonwall.org/
I'll take Fruit Salad anytime...but NOT the same fruit salad found or defined in San Franciscohttp://elouai.com/images/yahoo/05.gifhttp://:o

Mark, delete your post with Howard's quote in it.
What Post ;)

Does Robin like Salad?
I didn't say tossed :P

Does Robin like Salad?
I didn't say tossed :P


She likes salad with lettuce and tomatoes. ;)

You guys . . . The whole idea is that we don't want anybody to know what Howard posted so we need to remove any posts in reference to it. Including Howard's 'I couldn't help it post' and 'I just did'.

The idea being that no reference was made to Howard to save his arse from getting kicked.

I will delete all my references when everybody else has deleted theirs.

Howard, the things I do for you.  ::) ;D



They're all deleted :)

She likes salad with lettuce and tomatoes. ;)
jiminy & I LOVE "Tomatoes" ;)

10-4 good buddy... CB talk   :D

10-4 good buddy... CB talk   :D
Is that anything near as fun as laying pipe? I hear it's hard work yet refreshing at the same time ;D ;)

Is that anything near as fun as laying pipe? I hear it's hard work yet refreshing at the same time ;D ;)

i'm not good at CB lingo   :D

Good grief! Jim and Howard. Delete your two posts and don't reply back saying you have deleting them.  ::)



Ok,I'm sorry!

Welll ummm....my arse deserves a hearty applause, it's beautiful ;D

Welll ummm....my arse deserves a hearty applause, it's beautiful ;D


Yay!!!!!  :D

*Claps hands and demands an encore*  ;D

Welll ummm....my arse deserves a hearty applause, it's beautiful ;D
http://elouai.com/images/yahoo/35.gif

I love my arse! ;D

Yay!!!!!  :D

*Claps hands and demands an encore*  ;D


Yay!!!!! :D

*Claps hands and demands an encore* ;D


Thank you, Thank you    *Bowing....slowly* ;D

Thank you, Thank you    *Bowing....slowly* ;D


No!.....Bow......slow...er!!

(Lovely!)

Just stay bowed, NullandVoid, lol.  ;D

LOL!!!

You guys are silly :D

We need to tell the FCC to kiss it's own arse. heh heh.....

LOL!!!

You guys are silly :D


Silly...but very happy!

Silly...but very happy!


Absolutely right there, Paul.  ;D

Can I get an applause for my arse? ;D

Can I get an applause for my arse? ;D


Your arse is great, Howard.  ::) ;D

*Claps ferociously and demands another encore*

Can I get an applause for my arse? ;D


You'll get much more than that at your local Top Security prison, Howard!

Your arse is great, Howard.  ::) ;D

*Claps ferociously and demands another encore*



no it isn't,it's all fat cellulite! ;D

Well, I wrote 2 pretty scathing e-mails to this jerk that hosts the local sports program on the radio. He has said he'd already read one of them on the air. I didn't bother to listen to his show because the station doesn't pick up too good here. I promised I would never hear his show again after his pooping of Formula 1 racing after 14 cars pulled out of the US Grand Prix in Indy. I mentioned he and the sports dude from Channel 13, saying that this did not deserve being the top news story where Hoosiers dying at home and abroad should be. It certainly didn't deserve 30 minutes. And I also told them that Michelin tires was the sole blame, because they sent the car teams bad tires and suggested boycotting the race, which 14 cars did. I also took into issue the so-called race fans that threw glass and other objects at the 6 drivers still in the race, none of them who had anything to do with the political matters Sunday. Well, I've said more than what this news story deserves. I'm pretty sure this sports radio host (known as JMV) will try to make me a low-class fool on his show who's the pot calling the kettle black. The sad thing is most of the callers agree with him, simply because they're afraid of having there own opinion or they're just plain out-of-touch with the Real World. :-[ ::)