I've seen on TV how at clubs/concerts people will pick you up and pass you across the top of the crowd to the front basically by handing you off from one person to the next.  I think that looks like fun.

I also want to try parasailing someday.

Oh yeah, and Howard...  you don't have to answer this question.  I think we all know the answer. ;)

Nice thread idea.. I think parasailing would be awesome, by the way.

I'll think about this one..

This is a good idea for a thread. I can't come up with an answer though. There are sooo many things and right now I can't name one.

My hubby's cousin makes and sells para-planes.  It got dark before my turn to go up in one, last year, but when we go back to TN to visit again, this summer, I'm planning to try it.  Mind you, I'm deathly afraid of heights... so, it's a bigger deal to me than it probably sounds like to anyone else and if I don't lose my nerve at the last second, I'm going to be soooooooooo proud of me!  :) 

This is a good idea for a thread. I can't come up with an answer though. There are sooo many things and right now I can't name one.


Yeah, the awesome threads are hard to answer.

Reall, it's like I am starved for a challenge and when one is presented I shy away. Lame.

Umm....pretty much everything.



...I wonder what Howard will put??  ::)





Beth

...I wonder what Howard will put??  ::)


Hang-Gliding?  :D

This post is really plaguing me. I need to see a therapist just to answer the question. I have no goals. I have daydreams. I'd like to learn to swim properly. I'd like to learn to sing - open up my throat (say nothing Howard!) and really really sing. I'd like to see my daughter grow up and be a healthy self-confident self-respecting person (so she won't take any crap and will be able to help pay for school!).

Hang-Gliding?  :D





I was thinking more on the lines of crocheting a sweater....::shrugs::

...I wonder what Howard will put??  ::)





Beth


Hopefully, nothing.  I don't want him to get banned again. :D

Again? Goodness...

Hang-Gliding?  :D


I say he'll say Bike Riding lol

cocaine  ::) :P

just kidding....


Ive already done that....

just kidding again....

move to scotland which i plan on doing soon :o

move to scotland which i plan on doing soon :o


Yeah it has stunning scenery but it's always too cold and rainy for my liking.

Starts with 'S'.  ::)


And it isn't that.  ;D

Starts with 'S'.  ::)


And it isn't that.  ;D


snorkling? or scuba diving?


I think it would be kind of fun to try scuba diving.

Starts with 'S'.  ::)


And it isn't that.  ;D

if it's not a Sh*t it must be SEX  ;D

I would like to go white water rafting, water skiing, and travel abroad.



Erin :)

I would love to go to Paris or Italy, by myself, and take tons of black and white pictures. I also always wanted to go to a hole in the wall coffee shop, in the middle of the night. I don't know what's up with that, Erin knows what I mean.





~Beth

Besides seeing some places that I haven't yet seen, I would say getting my book published (of course I think I have to do some more revisions on it which I have been too lazy to do.)






Cat

I've seen on TV how at clubs/concerts people will pick you up and pass you across the top of the crowd to the front basically by handing you off from one person to the next.  I think that looks like fun.

I also want to try parasailing someday.

Oh yeah, and Howard...  you don't have to answer this question.  I think we all know the answer. ;)



Ok,So I'll refrain from answering this in the immature way. ;D

roller coaster riding
driving a car?(questionable)

Waterskiing....that is, if I can ever get up the nerve to try!!  :-\\

Skydiving?
Thats it.  :D

(foreplay)There I said it. ;D

Are you happy now? :D

(foreplay)There I said it. ;D

Are you happy now? :D

almost makes me want to smoke a cigarette and I don't smoke  ;D

Everything in this book and a few that are not  ::)
http://www.loverslair.ca/adult-toys/images/018.jpg

Everything in this book and a few that are not  ::)
http://www.loverslair.ca/adult-toys/images/018.jpg


Could you send me a copy when you're done with it?

Could you send me a copy when you're done with it?

you can have it now, I threw my back out  >:( ;D

Hang-Gliding?  :D


Or hand-gliding.  ;D

I want true love.  :)

I want true love.  :)


Don't we all?!!

Throw me that book when you've finished with it, Howard...

(...I'll try and ignore the pages that have been 'stuck' together!!)

Don't we all?!!


Some people don't. Some people prefer to be rich and stuff.

Some people don't. Some people prefer to be rich and stuff.


Must be chuffin' mad, I say...

Must be chuffin' mad, I say...


To want to be in love or to want to be rich?  :)

you can have it now, I threw my back out  >:( ;D


What page were you up to? 69? ;)

To want to be in love or to want to be rich?  :)


Well, it's said that love is more powerful than riches...

To put this theory to the test, I did the shopping last weekend and when I got to the checkout, I offered the girl on the till my undying love in return for my purchases...

Anyway - long story short - she calls security...!

What page were you up to? 69? ;)

page two  
I was reading it backwards and started on the "advanced" moves (big mistake)   ;D

page two  
I was reading it backwards and started on the "advanced" moves (big mistake)   ;D


the advanced moves? ;D

Skydiving, baking a loaf of bread...marriage. ;D

I wouldn't mind trying to eat  insects. It would be nice to know if I can tolerate it. Don't get me wrong the mere thought disgusts me but you never know. It's done all over the world, there's got to be some merit to it.

...There's also something else that I want to list, but regulations prevent me from doing so ;)

Well, it's said that love is more powerful than riches...

To put this theory to the test, I did the shopping last weekend and when I got to the checkout, I offered the girl on the till my undying love in return for my purchases...

Anyway - long story short - she calls security...!


This obviously goes against wanting love, lol. Yes, I am quite aware that money talks.  ;D

Since everyone else is bumping up old threads.  Here.

I want to get pregnant.

I want to get pregnant.




:o :o :o :o


hmmm...I want to travel more and explore more places and things.

I want to get pregnant.




really?

Realistic? - I'd love to be financially stable.  ;D

Unrealistic - Hit a walk off home run to win the world series.

Hmm, I could think of a thing or two...

Hmm, I could think of a thing or two...


..one of them is Anal, the other is Moroccan brown.  ;D Right?

..one of them is Anal, the other is Moroccan brown.  ;D Right?


No comment. :D ;D

Actually, yeah, sex(though I wont state any SPECIFICS!) is one thing I would like to try. Also I'm still on the hunt for shrooms. ::)

As for more lofty goals, love would be a neat thing.

No comment. :D ;D

Actually, yeah, sex(though I wont state any SPECIFICS!) is one thing I would like to try. Also I'm still on the hunt for shrooms. ::)

As for more lofty goals, love would be a neat thing.


I have some nice.. fairly docile cousins... for a price.

I want to ride my motorcycle to the Black Hills for the Sturgis Bike Week.

I want to get a tattoo the traditional Samoan way where the tattooist uses a wooden or
bone needle and taps it with a little hammer.

have sex

I want to ride my motorcycle to the Black Hills for the Sturgis Bike Week.

I want to get a tattoo the traditional Samoan way where the tattooist uses a wooden or
bone needle and taps it with a little hammer.



you are quite the stud, Kevin!! ;) ;D

I've always wanted to run for a political office.  I've helped on some campaigns, but never ran.  I'm told I have to become a "People Person" first. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/08/poke2.gif

8) Skydive, got to Australia, go to Ireland and meet my relatives, stay on an Indian reservation, Travel back in time to go to Woodstock..( I guess that one wont be happening!..)

When you're at Woodstock you will give Jimi and Janis hugs for me, won't you? :)

When you're at Woodstock you will give Jimi and Janis hugs for me, won't you? :)
  8) You bet!

working a 40 hour week

I have some nice.. fairly docile cousins... for a price.
How much for your cousins, sell me your cousins http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5xWfYSNFggMBzVijzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=1217g2iug/EXP=1160033055/**http%3a//terpsboy.com/blogpics04/blues-jake.jpg




...I'd like to take batting practice with a Major League basaball team and hit one over the fence, doesn't have to be a game, just to take some swings with a team.

I want to get pregnant.

The bit at the end doesn't look all that fun though.

I've always wondered it would be like to be in a coke-fueled orgy with three or four hookers.

I've always wondered it would be like to be in a coke-fueled orgy with three or four hookers.


Sore.

I've got to have sex before 40

I've got to have sex before 40


Don't worry Howard, I can find you a woman.

besides 3 chicks at the same time  ???  I guess then I'd like to do a bungee jump

Don't worry Howard, I can find you a woman.



don't worry Davey I've got Robin for the next 8 Years ;)

don't worry Davey I've got Robin for the next 8 Years ;)



Just 8 years?  Does she know you're getting rid of her after that?  LOL

I want to stay at the Ahwahnee Hotel in Yosemite National Park, Ca.

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5mxbbU5FujoAOw2jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12h9b2nfp/EXP=1162854107/**http%3a//www.seanet.com/%7etdeering/thesis/ch2/images/2-81a.jpg

http://www.yosemitefun.com/ahwahnee_dining.jpg

Just 8 years?  Does she know you're getting rid of her after that?  LOL



No vice versa

the genie (Jeannie) dance http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5mUGlVFF1MQAuuqjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12efp1j50/EXP=1163060870/**http%3a//www.1000and1.de/picture/clipart/animgif/jeannie.gif   
is that gay?  ;D

A full time job(40 Hour week)

I want to stay at the Ahwahnee Hotel in Yosemite National Park, Ca.

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5mxbbU5FujoAOw2jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12h9b2nfp/EXP=1162854107/**http%3a//www.seanet.com/%7etdeering/thesis/ch2/images/2-81a.jpg

http://www.yosemitefun.com/ahwahnee_dining.jpg




Damn...let me know when you guys go and we'll meet you there!  :)

I want to skydive or at least bungee jump before I die.  I'd also like to see the world.  I don't think that's too much to ask.

I still want to have sex. ;D

Damn...let me know when you guys go and we'll meet you there!   :)

I want to skydive or at least bungee jump before I die.  I'd also like to see the world.  I don't think that's too much to ask.
will do, this place is awesome, reminds me of Lord Of The Rings, and it books easily a year in advance. We'll make it up here soon and you'll get the call  ;)

I still want to have sex. ;D


I had no clue. You should've said something sooner! *Pulls down pants*

I had no clue. You should've said something sooner! *Pulls down pants*



DOMS....that officially grossed me out. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/barf.gif

DOMS....that officially grossed me out. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/barf.gif


I'm sorry! What can I say? I find Howard to be a very attractive man.

I'm sorry! What can I say? I find Howard to be a very attractive man.


:o

I had no clue. You should've said something sooner! *Pulls down pants*



http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/help.gif  :o

I'm sorry! What can I say? I find Howard to be a very attractive man.



I don't.

I had no clue. You should've said something sooner! *Pulls down pants*



..Wtf?! Dominic Jordon! >:-{

..Wtf?! Dominic Jordon! >:-{



=(


... I feel really bad.

=(


... I feel really bad.
you're not really a 15 year old kid are you, this is a sting operation for busting perverts isn't it  ;D   

you're not really a 15 year old kid are you, this is a sting operation for busting perverts isn't it  ;D   



If that were the case...I think he would have filled his quota by now! ;) ;D

If that were the case...I think he would have filled his quota by now! ;) ;D
;D he sucks at being a cop, no one is taking the bait

;D he sucks at being a cop, no one is taking the bait



he has plenty of possibilities though!  ;D

Seckz. No! Seriouslah! .. ... :D

he has plenty of possibilities though!  ;D
;D cracked me up

;D cracked me up


What up with it, vanilla face?

anyway...... lol

I want to learn how to skydive!
I think the feeling of plummeting towards the earth at speeds beyond comprehension would be too freakin' cool!! :o ;D 8)

Hello I'm Ed Rondthaler, and I'm a hundred and one years old! http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/hsugh.gif

What up with it, vanilla face?
what up with what?

what up with what?


I don't know you tell me, my wife smells like a goat and the town whore was stolen by gypsies. Now who will I make sexy time with?

I don't know you tell me, my wife smells like a goat and the town whore was stolen by gypsies. Now who will I make sexy time with?


Borat? I'm extremely disappointed.

I had no clue. You should've said something sooner! *Pulls down pants*


This made me laugh really hard.  ;D  If I had been drinking, it would have come out of my nose for sure.



anyway...... lol

I want to learn how to skydive!
I think the feeling of plummeting towards the earth at speeds beyond comprehension would be too freakin' cool!! :o ;D 8)


Me too!  :D

Frankfurter eating Contest :P

Frankfurter eating Contest :P


I thought Meat! offered you an opportunity on the previous page.  :D ;D 

I suddenly want a hot dog.

I suddenly want a hot dog.


Yeah, ya do.

I suddenly want a hot dog.


I've got one, if you want it.

;D he sucks at being a cop, no one is taking the bait


Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey!

I'm just an innocent kid with not-so-innocent fantasies! *Wink, wink* I TOLD YOU TO KEEP IT A SECRET!! >:-{

I suddenly want a hot dog.
"bite the weenie Rizz"

"bite the weenie Rizz"



With relish.  :)

With relish.  :)


I was thinking mustard.

I was thinking mustard.


Meat! Don't you know your "Grease" quotes? :D

Meat! Don't you know your "Grease" quotes? :D


Why, no! I've never seen that movie. =ooo

I thought Meat! offered you an opportunity on the previous page.   :D ;D 



No He didn't.

Sex.

I would love to learn Danish.  I already speak French and English (duh!), but I would love to tackle a challenging language.

No He didn't.


I actually did. DJ Midas with just using a not-so-subtle innuendo.

Sex.



Me Too