;D ;D ;D That one's hilarious!!!



~Beth

I hope Erin likes hers  ::)

I hope Erin likes hers  ::)



Ohhhh, i'm sure she'll get a kick out of it. I for one, was horrified by it... :o




~Beth ;D

Ohhhh, i'm sure she'll get a kick out of it. I for one, was horrified by it... :o




~Beth ;D

the idea came from the bra thread  ;)

Apricot - Apricot prozac or not, surly he will never rot

RockandRollFan - Mark Mark all the world was never so dark now at rest you lay i wish you better days

jiminy - F*cking Braves

Bobby - Ol' bob. good humour was his job, rest well mate

Good Red Shirt (GRS) - A good red shirt that was too good to cover with dirt

DAK - Mike our English bloke... drink, drink drink, CROAK

Quirk - Erin Erin, while you were alive it was at  your breasts I was staring, now you are in the ground, oh how I admire your mound

Mr Tumnus - at first we though you was a guy your name masked a lie

Indy Gent - This Gent who spent the rent on booze and woman went out with a smile

JamieMcBain - Mr McBain at 6 feet under you now avoid the rain

FaultyDog - this dog had a way with the ladies he was never alone when he buried his bone

Philip Eno - drinking so much tea, we had to give him a thread to pee

MidKnightDarkness - She took her last breath laughing in the face of death... her name was Beth

Marty McFly - the McFly lived life as a movie, here's looking at you kid

C.NOIZE - Heaven or Hell he will bring the noise!!!

Howard - What more can we say? his poor heart stopped on his first lay at age 64

CatwomanofV - Puuuuuuurrrrrrrfect!!!

NullandVoid - Not Smoking!

gemini - I wish you the best in your eternal rest

ktelqueen - I hope the Queen didn't think I was mean my posts were in jest, now I wish you the best

CeramicsFanatic - who else could make their own urn?

Alchoholica - this guy sure could drink, now he's dead so we buried him so he wouldn't stink

Nally - Now he can boast that he finaly over took mark in posts... in the year 2055





OMG Jim....you are so funny!....and quite clever I might add.....and yes, I did fancy mine...it brought a smile to my face and I literally laughed out loud!! ;D




Erin :)

OMG Jim....you are so funny!....and quite clever I might add.....and yes, I did fancy mine...it brought a smile to my face and I literally laughed out loud!! ;D




Erin :)

glad you liked it, I want to see the Howard list and see how morbid Alchoholica can be  ;D

glad you liked it, I want to see the Howard list and see how morbid Alchoholica can be  ;D



yes, it will definitely be funny to see their lists!!! That was a very good topic starter!


Erin :)

;D Yeah, I'm really looking forward to Alchoholica's.

Very clever rhymes there, Jiminy. Well done.  ;) ;D

It's often been said if someone is going to say something nice about you, it will be after your demise, fill out the Epitaphs for the members you know, add some if you like 

Chucky G -  I liked him, clearly intelligent and yeahhh a firm but fair guy, which is a good way to be.


Apricot - He was a smart guy - way mature for his years and always full of thought provoking quips.

RockandRollFan - He was a sweet guy with a good kind heart.


jiminy -   I spotted this guys wackiness    ;D  when I first joined, he had the ability to make me cry laughing at his crazy photos and dry, witty sense of humour - the master of photifit.   ;D

Bobby - Never knew him.

Good Red Shirt (GRS) - He was another smart guy, clearly intelligent bright and witty - couldn't spell though  ;)

DAK -  He was a ubiquitous, witty and apparently nocturnal poster


Quirk - Wacky kind-hearted girly who amused me with her witty posts, and she was another kitty lover - aww   ;D

Mr Tumnus -  ;D  "meoww - come here sweet kitty"  ^..^ 

Indy Gent - What a brainy gent he was, enjoyed his posts and fantastic sense of humour - made me smile  ;)

JamieMcBain - Didn't know him but appreciate his popularity.


FaultyDog - I suspect he had a good, kind heart - set great quizzes (but were too hard maan) 

Philip Eno - The ever studious one - was famous for his dry one liners on another now defunct board.

MidKnightDarkness - Was another girl who stood out as being especially nice - plus she loves cats which is always great in my book   ^..^    ;D

Marty McFly - He seemed really nice and very bright -  but I suspect he was somewhat shy.  (which was rather nice actually)


C.NOIZE. - Never got to know him well


Howard - So amusing without even realising it. His posts had me almost passing out laughing at them.  ;D


CatwomanofV - Great gal.


NullandVoid - She gave up the fags just when it was too late.


gemini - A nice girly who liked to collect antiques and rummage around antique fares - much like myself.

ktelqueen  - Never knew her but appreciate how popular she was.

CeramicsFanatic - Again never got to know her.


Alchoholica - An outspoken guy who was very popular.

This thread is great. It gives a good indication of how people would sum up other members in one short sentence.  :D


Good Red Shirt (GRS) - He was another smart guy, clearly intelligent bright and witty - couldn't spell though ;)
They are called typos.  ;)

This thread is great. It gives a good indication of how people would sum up other members in one short sentence.  :D
They are called typos.  ;)


;D ;D  just a little observation Mr Shirt  ;D

Again, it's all in past tense as you are all supposed to be dead.  Roll Eyes

Apricot ...A smart person who always had something interesting to say.

RockandRollFan ...A caring person who has had a rough life, but was strong enough to pull through to the end.

jiminy ...An odd one, but a nice guy none the less... will miss his jokes while he's gone.

Bobby ...Was a very sincere and caring person who listened to what you said, and knew when to have a laugh.

DAK ...A down to earth, funny guy with some rather interesting posts.

Quirk ...She was outgoing, liked cats and obviously has a good sense of humour, although it would've been nice to get to know her better before her sudden demise.

Mr Tumnus ...An outgoing person with a good sense of humour.

Philip Eno ...If only he had studied less and posted more...

JamieMcBain ...A Canadian Weirdo. Enough said.

Howard ...The sex was obviously too good, he died soon after.

CatwomanofV ...Curiosity killed the Cat.  ;)

NullandVoid ...I told you quitting was a bad thing!  ;D

gemini ...She was born a gemini and died a legend  :D

Alchoholica ...One beer too many...  :\'(

Nally ...After correcting one too many of GRS's posts, he was found dead a few days later.  :\'(


All were out of humour, so hopefully they aren't too offensive.  ;D

Apricot. . . . .Way too smart for his own good  ;)

RockandRollFan. . . . .Caring man who is up there with some of the legends of Rock

jiminy. . . . .Done in by a disgruntled photoshop victim  :D


Bobby. . . . .Was a bright spot on this earth, gone too soon  :)

Good Red Shirt (GRS). . . . .Had a nice shirt   ;)

DAK. . . . .Now the star of his own talk show in the sky  ;)

Quirk. . . . .Funny girl with a cool avatar

Mr Tumnus. . . . . Nice lady, shopped her last flea market before she went

Indy Gent. . . . .He loved his board games

JamieMcBain. . . . .Didn't get to know him

FaultyDog. . . . .He was a nice addition to the board

Philip Eno. . . . .Loved his tea

MidKnightDarkness. . . . .Newly graduated, had a funny sense of humor

Marty McFly. . . . .Back to The Future fan

C.NOIZE. . . . Didn't get to know him

Howard. . . . .Went out with a smile on his face  :D

CatwomanofV. . . . .Awesome lady, will be truly missed   :)

NullandVoid. . . . .Don't know her well, but glad she stopped smoking    :)

gemini. . . . .Missed terribly by everyone!   ;D

ktelqueen. . . . .Great chick! Probably has angel wings on her avatar now  :)

CeramicsFanatic. . . . .She was an awesome quiz maker, nobody could take her place

Alchoholica. . . . .Should have went to an AA meeting, before it was too late  ;)

Apricot - Smart and was an interesting person to talk to

RockandRollFan - A funny guy who knew how to cheer people up

jiminy - Very witty and always brightened the place up with his photoshops!


Bobby - Funny, friendly and understanding

Good Red Shirt (GRS) - An interesting, funny guy

DAK - What more can I say?  ::)

Quirk - Only recently got to know her, but she was a funny, caring person

Indy Gent - Didn't know too well, but seemed pretty down to earth

JamieMcBain - A canadian wierdo who will be missed  :D

FaultyDog - A good listener, and always cheered people up with his wacky posts

Philip Eno - Will be greatly missed, posted EVERYWHERE!

MidKnightDarkness - Great sense of humour, also had a sensitive side

Marty McFly -  Didn't get to know him too well, but seemed like he had a good sense of humour

C.NOIZE - Funny and intelligent

Howard - A crazy person with a crazy sense of humour

CatwomanofV - Didn't get to know her  :(

NullandVoid - nice, pleasant lady who has a strong will

gemini - funny, caring, sensitive, greatly missed

ktelqueen - didn't know her too well, but she seemed like an interesting person to talk to

CeramicsFanatic - again, i didn't really know her

Alchoholica - funny guy who liked his drink

I forgot one!

Chucky G. . . . . .If it weren't for him, we would have never met. I hope there's a big 00s forum up there, or down, whichever the case may be!  ;)  :D

 
FaultyDog .....I don't know you very well, but you seem to have a great personality.


Maybe we should spend more time together (but maybe we're just online at different times).

FaultyDog Was a loyal companion to his friends


Glad you noticed! ;)

I will come up with some fitting epitaphs for you, but I don't have the time right now.
And since you're not dead yet... ;)

  jiminys epitaph

   "Here lies a poor unfortunate who was victim of his own imprudence. Drop a tear on his tomb and say, if you please, a psalm 'out of the depths I have cried unto Thee, O Lord,' for his soul."

  a moment of silence please for poor jiminy

   :P

  jiminys epitaph

   "Here lies a poor unfortunate who was victim of his own imprudence. Drop a tear on his tomb and say, if you please, a psalm 'out of the depths I have cried unto Thee, O Lord,' for his soul."

  a moment of silence please for poor jiminy


Umm... WTF?

Umm... WTF?


  its jiminy's eptiaph thats wtf

  jiminys epitaph

   "Here lies a poor unfortunate who was victim of his own imprudence. Drop a tear on his tomb and say, if you please, a psalm 'out of the depths I have cried unto Thee, O Lord,' for his soul."

  a moment of silence please for poor jiminy

   :P


??? Are you a friend of Jiminy's or have you been hanging around reading the threads on this board for a while?...

   its jiminy's eptiaph thats wtf


I don't get it, though.. it doesn't seem fitting to the jiminy we know at all.. and considering that's your first post.. I'm just very confused.

??? Are you a friend of Jiminy's or have you been hanging around reading the threads on this board for a while?...


  oh i will post my itroduction (greetings?) in the appropriate place soon, sorry...

  I have read these boards for a long time, and this epitaph is too funny!  jiminy!  I don't know him

  greetings 80s people!

   :)

  oh i will post my itroduction (greetings?) in the appropriate place soon, sorry...

  I have read these boards for a long time, and this epitaph is too funny!  jiminy!  I don't know him

  greetings 80s people!

   :)


Oh, right...hee hee?...  ???

Hm.. so, you've been lurking a bit. Hm. Welcome, either way.

Hm.. so, you've been lurking a bit. Hm. Welcome, either way.


oh thanks apricot!!! :)

Apricot - Wow, what can I say about Apricot...He was one smooth-talking sexaholic. He occasionally did the "splits". He was SUCH an awesome person, smart, and really great to talk to.

RockandRollFan- Rarf was a great and caring guy, I remembered him best from his   ;) and   :) replies...

jiminy- Jiminy was the funniest person on the boards, a really great guy, he will be missed.

Bobby- Bobby was a very friendly guy.

Good Red Shirt (GRS)- I didn't get to know GRS as well as I would have liked too, but from his posts, he seemed like a really nice and funny person.

DAK- DAK was one funny cat. Very nice as well.

Quirk- Quirk was the bestest sister in all the land. She let me bum around her house, and eat all of her food, day in and day out. She will be missed. I now own her house and all of her belongings...

Mr Tumnus- I like Mr. Tumnus, she was funny. I'm just glad I never got on the bad side of her.

Indy Gent- Indy Gent spent most of his time in the Board Games....but I tell you...he was damnn good that them....

JamieMcBain- Jaime, what a pimp, smooth with da ladies, and an awesome person. I was actually the cause of Jamies death.....he payed the price for not answering one of my questions on the "ask Jamie" thread....tisk tisk....

FaultyDog- I never got to know faultyDAWG....He seemed like a really nice person, though.

Philip Eno - Flippin A, was he smart...he studied more than any person I knew....

MidKnightDarkness- Dude, what a behatch....boring as crap...I'm glad she's dead. BE GONE!!

Marty McFly - Didn't really get to know Marty, either.He Seemed nice enough, though.

C.NOIZE - Smart...really smart. I always enjoyed reading his posts, very witty person. Totally reamed 'Indie rocker REBORN' a new one....

Howard- Poor Howard, never did get layed...He was a pretty cool guy, though.

CatwomanofV - Didn't get to know Cat as well as I would have liked too. She seemed very nice, though.

NullandVoid - NullanVoid was a tubular chick. She was really funny,...and smoke free!

gemini - I always knew her from her bubbley avatar. She was a nice person.

ktelqueen - She seemed really cool, I wish I would have gotten to know her better.

CeramicsFanatic- again, I really didn't get to know her.

Alchoholica- Alchoholica tragically died during one of his hardcore headbanging/ air guitaring sprees. \m/...he was an rad dude. At least he went out in S.T.Y.L.E....




~Beth

  oh i will post my itroduction (greetings?) in the appropriate place soon, sorry...

  I have read these boards for a long time, and this epitaph is too funny!  jiminy!  I don't know him

  greetings 80s people!

   :)




OMFG....Robocop?!?



~Beth :o

OMFG....Robocop?!?



~Beth :o


Exactly what I was thinking, Beth...

Apricot - Wow, what can I say about Apricot...He was one smooth-talking sexaholic. He occasionally did the "splits". He was SUCH an awesome person, smart, and really great to talk to.

Quirk- Quirk was the bestest sister in all the land. She let me bum around her house, and eat all of her food, day in and day out. She will be missed. I now own her house and all of her belongings...


Indy Gent- Indy Gent spent most of his time in the Board Games....but I tell you...he was damnn good that them....

JamieMcBain- Jaime, what a pimp, smooth with da ladies, and an awesome person. I was actually the cause of Jamies death.....he payed the price for not answering one of my questions on the "ask Jamie" thread....tisk tisk....

MidKnightDarkness- Dude, what a behatch....boring as crap...I'm glad she's dead. BE GONE!!

C.NOIZE - Smart...really smart. I always enjoyed reading his posts, very witty person. Totally reamed 'Indie rocker REBORN' a new one....

Alchoholica- Alchoholica tragically died during one of his hardcore headbanging/ air guitaring sprees. \m/...he was an rad dude. At least he went out in S.T.Y.L.E....


I especially liked these ones. However, I must note: I FREQUENTLY do the splits.. not occasionally! Now, get it right, lest I beat you like a rented mule.  :D

OMFG....Robocop?!?



~Beth :o

you also think so??!
:o

you also think so??!
:o


Looking now at it.. Oh God, it DOES seem like him! :o

Looking now at it.. Oh God, it DOES seem like him! :o

that makes it 4 (!!!) people who think it's him  :o

  oh robocop?  i don't understand? was he sombody here?

  i put my greeting on now. :)

  oh robocop?  i don't understand? was he sombody here?

  i put my greeting on now. :)


...hmmm....

...hmmm....

yes,VERY weird......

This is very, very odd... I guess we'll know for certain in 3 days, if he deletes his account or not. Until then, I say he give him a warm welcome.

This is very, very odd... I guess we'll know for certain in 3 days, if he deletes his account or not. Until then, I say he give him a warm welcome.

yeah,guess thats the best thing to do,no point giving him a bashing when we don't really know if it is him or not.

hmmm...you guys confused? me...my mom says i have a learning problem.  maybe thats it

any way red fiver here to talk 80s!!! :)  I just got a thompson twins cd from england!! cool!

LOL!!!

:D

  oh robocop?  i don't understand? was he sombody here?

  i put my greeting on now. :)




Hmm...swift diversion....very swift...




~Beth ;)

Hmm...swift diversion....very swift...




~Beth ;)


And an equally swift change of words, there Beth  ;)

Hmm...nice diversion....




~Beth ;)


maybe theres an epitaph for red fiver (soon) coming now, midnightdarkness  LOL!!!! :)

And an equally swift change of words, there Beth  ;)





LOL, Thank you *bows*....I decided that I liked the word "swift" a lot better.




maybe theres an epitaph for red fiver (soon) coming now, midnightdarkness  LOL!!!! :)




I don't (know)...maybe....Oh, BTW....

..I'm on to YOU....

The jig is UP!

The gloves are OFF!

Come out with your hands UP!


Akuna Matata!



~Beth >:(

  jiminys epitaph

   "Here lies a poor unfortunate who was victim of his own imprudence. Drop a tear on his tomb and say, if you please, a psalm 'out of the depths I have cried unto Thee, O Lord,' for his soul."

  a moment of silence please for poor jiminy

   :P

touching but i was cremated  ;D

LOL, Thank you *bows*....I decided that I liked the word "swift" a lot better.





I don't (know)...maybe....Oh, BTW....

..I'm on to YOU....

The jig is UP!

The gloves are OFF!

Come out with your hands UP!


Akuna Matata!



~Beth >:(



actuly its hakuna matata but close!!!  

touching but i was cremated  ;D


HI jiminy crikett! and you didnt die in 1798 also!!! ohwell. i found that one in a book

:) :)

actuly its hakuna matata but close!!!  




Sorry if my being ONE letter off, inconvenienced you. My apologies.


And actually...it's "Actually".....but close!!!  :D



~Beth

Sorry if my being ONE letter off, inconvenienced you. My apologies.


And actually...it's "Actually".....but close!!!  :D



~Beth


its good to see you have the sense of mood (humor?)  :) :)

its good to see you have the sense of mood (humor?)  :) :)




Yeah, I was just messing with you.




~Beth

Howard - What more can we say? his poor heart stopped on his first lay at age 64

That was funny but I'll probably wind up getting viagra at age 64 ;)

Howard - What more can we say? his poor heart stopped on his first lay at age 64

That was funny but I'll probably wind up getting viagra at age 64 ;)

lay on your back at the beach and play sundial   ;D

lay on your back at the beach and play sundial   ;D


How would I do that? ???

How would I do that? ???

take a viagra and we'll discuss whatever pops up :P  ;D

take a viagra and we'll discuss whatever pops up :P  ;D




HO!



~Beth :D

Glad you noticed! ;)


Ah! I don't go around the boards with my eyes shut.  ;)

OMFG....Robocop?!?


I very much doubt it. Red Fiver can spell.  ;D

take a viagra and we'll discuss whatever pops up :P  ;D


take a pill now or when I'm 64? ;D

take a pill now or when I'm 64? ;D

not now, you never know who you might Bump into   :D

not now, you never know who you might Bump into   :D


what might I bump into,might I ask you? ;D

twig and googleberries? ;D

not now, you never know who you might Bump into   :D


Ho ho! There's a visual - especially if the first person he sees is a old lady drawing her pension money out. Reminds me of a sketch on 'Little Britain', lol.  ;D

Ho ho! There's a visual - especially if the first person he sees is a old lady drawing her pension money out. Reminds me of a sketch on 'Little Britain', lol.  ;D


an old lady? ::) ;D

an old lady? ::) ;D


You're randy as it is, Howard. You take a viagra and you're not going to need much encouragement from anybody.  ;)  ;D

he might bump into the bump thread   :D

he might bump into the bump thread   :D


BUMP! there it is!  

You're randy as it is, Howard. You take a viagra and you're not going to need much encouragement from anybody.  ;)  ;D



I don't need Viagra Bob,I'm pretty sexually active at it is with Robin at her house. ;)

BUMP! there it is!  





RUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :o

he might bump into the bump thread   :D


Without having to actually bump into it.  ;) ;D

Without having to actually bump into it.  ;) ;D


It's not that big to bump into. ;D

It's not that big to bump into. ;D




HO! And he disses himself!!!!





~Beth :D

It's not that big to bump into. ;D


Betcha say that to all the ladies...!

HO! And he disses himself!!!!


And there was me complimenting him (to some extent I suppose, lol).  ;D

'Disses' lol. I haven't heard that for ages.  ;D

Betcha say that to all the ladies...!



I never say that to the ladies. ;D

dammit!!! get back on topic....I was having fun reading these things!!!!!



Erin :)

its good to see you have the sense of mood (humor?)  :) :)





Hey Red_fiver, How old are you? Are you a guy or a girl?



~Beth ;)

Im a girl but i didnt want to say before bacause my mom. You know. the sense of mood means your funny i think?  i like jiminy cricket to because hes real funnyLOL!!  I hope hes not a girl. i dont think so!!!! sorry I almost couldnt find this.

i dont like this computer!!! oh well its my dads.
im in the 4th but school is over!!! bye

Im a girl but i didnt want to say before bacause my mom. You know. the sense of mood means your funny i think?  i like jiminy cricket to because hes real funnyLOL!!  I hope hes not a girl. i dont think so!!!! sorry I almost couldnt find this.

i dont like this computer!!! oh well its my dads.
im in the 4th but school is over!!! bye




Uhhhhh.....cool!..... :o




~Beth :)

Im a girl but i didnt want to say before bacause my mom. You know. the sense of mood means your funny i think?  i like jiminy cricket to because hes real funnyLOL!!  I hope hes not a girl. i dont think so!!!! sorry I almost couldnt find this.

i dont like this computer!!! oh well its my dads.
im in the 4th but school is over!!! bye

shake me.... I rattle  :D