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Subject: The World's Smallest Conventions (A Joke Thread)
Written By: Indy Gent on 06/08/05 at 7:46 pm
I just got this idea from The Idiot Convention thread, which isn't a joke thread per se. I'd like to list some of the world's smallest (least attended) conventions and try for humor again. Feel free to list yours here.
People That Actually Watched Late, Late Show With Colin Ferguson (actually that would be a small convention. ;D I meant Craig Ferguson.)
Friends of Donald Rumsfeld
People Who Still Own Yugos
Girls Molested By Michael Jackson
Athletes Whom Actually Pass a Urine Test Using the Whizzinator
People Who Still Believe Lenny Schultz Was Funny
The Amoeba Society
People That Believe William Shatner Is The Greatest Actor
People That Believe William Shatner Is The Greatest Singer
Free Speech Seminar by William Rehnquist
Civil War Veterans
Wacky Comedian Saddam Hussein
"Spaceballs" Convention (as opposed to a Star Wars convention)
Subject: Re: The World's Smallest Conventions (A Joke Thread)
Written By: RockandRollFan on 06/08/05 at 7:52 pm
Nice idea, Jonathan :)
People who think OJ AND Michael Jackson are Innocent
People Who Keep the Kerry Stickers On Thier Cars
Subject: Re: The World's Smallest Conventions (A Joke Thread)
Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/09/05 at 9:21 am
Honest politians
Cat
Subject: Re: The World's Smallest Conventions (A Joke Thread)
Written By: jiminy on 06/09/05 at 9:34 am
Nice idea, Jonathan :)
People who think OJ AND Michael Jackson are Innocent
People Who Keep the Kerry Stickers On Thier Cars
People who think Michael Jackson is the father of his children ;)
Subject: Re: The World's Smallest Conventions (A Joke Thread)
Written By: jiminy on 06/09/05 at 9:38 am
At a new conference during the presidential debates Jessie Jackson was asked what he would do about defense?
Jessie's answer was "I'll paint defense" :D
Subject: Re: The World's Smallest Conventions (A Joke Thread)
Written By: Indy Gent on 06/10/05 at 9:31 pm
Also...
Honest lawyers ;D
Honest politians
Cat
Subject: Re: The World's Smallest Conventions (A Joke Thread)
Written By: Indy Gent on 06/10/05 at 9:34 pm
Believe it or not, Michael Moore must still be in both of these conventions. (He admitted he might be the only white man who thought OJ was innocent on the now-cancelled "Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher".) ::)
People who think OJ AND Michael Jackson are Innocent