This isn't a serious post, hence not putting it the Politics board.  ;D

If you were President or Prime Minister and had total control over everything, what would you change?

I'd make a law that says that New York City MUST:

Make a second Ave Subway line

Create a locked off space of about 5 city blocks somewhere on the upper east side and prevent Paris Hilton from leaving it

Tell the MTA to stop filling up train cars with ONE ad, especially if it's for another CSI or WB show.
Whatever happened to the Anti-STD "Juan & Marisol" comics?? Those were interesting.

I would change the residental address to a countryside mansion.

I would lower taxes for low income people - and raise taxes for high income people.

I would bring back capital punishment.

I would bring in some kind of policy where you cant just move to a new city without permission - like you would have to apply to move there - similar to an immigration policy I guess. Some kind of population control theory.

I would promote growth in country towns - instead of only promoting the capital city as the place to live and work.

I would bring in a "two child policy".  Similar to China's "one child policy" but I am prepared to be slightly more generous and allow 2 so as not to promote the uneven male population that has cursed China. I would remove all social security from those that choose to have children for a living - ie 7 or 8 kids and neither parent ever having a job because social security pays more than enough in their eyes.

I would bring in childcare to all places of employment so there was no excuse to not be able to return to work - for those that want to. However for those that choose to raise kids instead of working (and please dont think that I mean childraising isnt work) - there would be less social security benifits available.  I would like to see having a family become as well planned as most people plan for a holiday or early retirement. ie start a savings plan before you start the family etc etc.

I would dump the ridiculous salaries of politicians and executives and their unfair superannuation payouts.  If policticians earned what the rest of us earned - they would make far different decisions on many policies.

Darnit I cant think of anything funny !

Many of the above points ^

Plus +++

1) Every individual would have to have a golden statue of me.

2) Religion would be banned.

3) TV would be banned.

4) All the citizens of the globe would make me an invicible superweapon capable of Hyperspace travel....

or.. possibly not. I'm still thinking.

Many of the above points ^

Plus +++

1) Every individual would have to have a golden statue of me.

2) Religion would be banned.

3) TV would be banned.

4) All the citizens of the globe would make me an invicible superweapon capable of Hyperspace travel....

or.. possibly not. I'm still thinking.


Alright now boys and girls we’ve got another story for you now!
We want to introduce to you another friend of the bible!

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

If I were God there would be no explicit sex on t.v.
Like little opie eating pie when he made it with aunt bea

If I were God thou shall not worship false billy idols
And thou shall add the book of flavor flav to the bible
Thou shall make fun of hindus thou shall not make a speed 2
If I were God that’s what I’d do heavens no

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

If I were God I’d get a bunch of slaves to do everything
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing

If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with flip-flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
Thou shall resist the olsen twins, thou shall not cut footloose
If I were God that’s what I’d do, heavens no

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I’ll tell them I found jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name jesus and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh jesus can I borrow your crowbar?
To pry these God damn nails out they’re beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
I can’t believe it’s not butter! I’ll sing as I’m flogged
Yeah that’s what I would do if I were god
So vote for me for savior and you’ll go to heaven
Your lame duck lord is like kevin spacey in seven
With creepy threats of h-e-double-hockey-stick
You just can’t teach an old God new tricks
But would I be a good messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I don’t believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy holier than thou facade
Yeah that’s what I would do if I were god

Many of the above points ^

Plus +++

1) Every individual would have to have a golden statue of me.

2) Religion would be banned.

3) TV would be banned.

4) All the citizens of the globe would make me an invicible superweapon capable of Hyperspace travel....

or.. possibly not. I'm still thinking.

you don't ban religion, you make up a religion of your own (it shouldn't be too hard, people tend to believe anything as long as it's in writting) then you profit on this and set up a 24 hour a day TV station that pushes your religion with a phone number always posted so your disillusioned flock can send you their money and if they send in enough money why not give them an imitation gold statue?  ::)

-I would make jails for rude cell phone users. :P
-On my birthday, I get to drive in the birthday lane!  :D
-No more reality shows  :P
-Child molesters and child murderers would NEVER get out of jail, or would be severly torchered.  >:(

you don't ban religion, you make up a religion of your own (it shouldn't be too hard, people tend to believe anything as long as it's in writting) then you profit on this and set up a 24 hour a day TV station that pushes your religion with a phone number always posted so your disillusioned flock can send you their money and if they send in enough money why not give them an imitation gold statue?  ::)


LOL..

Hey Dogbert  ;D