that's my excuse, what's yours?   ;D

Ha ha!  ;D

I got dropped on my head when I was born.  ;D

Ha ha!  ;D

I got dropped on my head when I was born.  ;D

you've always been a slippery SOB  ;D

you've always been a slippery SOB  ;D


LOL!!!! I've got quite a dent in one side to prove it.  ;D

One night stand when the circus was in town back in 1960!  ;D 

One night stand when the circus was in town back in 1960!  ;D 


LMAO!!! One good Rhonda!!!!  ;D

LMAO!!! One good Rhonda!!!!  ;D

Hmmm, must be that "Clown" sense of humor coming out in me!  ;D 

Hmmm, must be that "Clown" sense of humor coming out in me!  ;D 


Ha ha! I bet the guy involved was juggling his women.  ;D

Ha ha! I bet the guy involved was juggling his women.  ;D

Oooooo, good one, Rob!  :D

Oooooo, good one, Rob!  :D


That's how you kill a circus, you know?

<<<Conceived on Granny-to-be's couch, it was the "First time" :P


How Romantic ::)

Catholic parents.

Need I say more? :D




                                      AL-B
                (the poster child for the rhythm method)

I was the "planned" child....they were told they couldn't have children...tried for years....and then had me...with 2 sisters to follow!


Erin :)

My parents were just trying to "get it right"-you know what they say, 6th time's the charm.  ;)






Cat

Well, without trying to be morbid....

I am a replacement.  My parents had four and that was where it was going to stop.  And then the youngest (Matthew) died of cot death when he was exactly 2 months old.

As I said, don't be sad about it, it is just a fact.  It happened a LONG time ago, (in the 50's no less), and these things are a part of life.


So essentially, I was the substitute that came on in the final minutes of the match, who was not expecting to get a run  :o

"The Nefilim were upon the Earth in those days and thereafter too. Those sons of the gods who cohabited with the daughters of the Adam, and they bore children into them. They were the Mighty Ones of Eternity, the People of the Shem."
    - Genesis 6:4

"The Nefilim were upon the Earth in those days and thereafter too. Those sons of the gods who cohabited with the daughters of the Adam, and they bore children into them. They were the Mighty Ones of Eternity, the People of the Shem."
     - Genesis 6:4



The mighty leader of the Shem is Shemp!  ;D

http://www.stoogeworld.com/_Whats%20New/Shemp-pic.jpg

The mighty leader of the Shem is Shemp!  ;D

http://www.stoogeworld.com/_Whats%20New/Shemp-pic.jpg


So.. he was created as the product of angels raping mortal women?

Somehow, I was envisioning more.. I dunno, godly. ;D

I was the "planned" child....they were told they couldn't have children...tried for years....and then had me...with 2 sisters to follow!


Erin :)




I was the reconciliation baby....A.K.A....The "Mistake" of the bunch.....


They try to make me feel better by calling me their "Suprise"


pffft.


~Beth :-\\

Finally a normal child.  ;D
...Or not.

...Or not.


Ha ha! What a disclaimer.  ;) ;D

This is almost as funny as the "I gotta pee" thread...until I realized it was "real" answers. :D

Well, I'm not sure about how I came to be (and I'd rather NOT know those kinda details, LOL), but I was an only child - and I came 2 1/2 months early.

My birthday should've been in mid-November (it's September 3rd - first week of school!), so I guess I was in a real hurry to get here. ;)

This is almost as funny as the "I gotta pee" thread...until I realized it was "real" answers. :D


We started off stupid and it got serious real fast.  ;D

My posts weren't serious  :-X  ;D

My posts weren't serious  :-X  ;D


I didn't think so.  ;D

I put a stupid thing in (not knowing fully what the thread was about at that time  ;D) and then levelled it off with a fact.  :)

Aren't all my threads serious? ???  ::)

Aren't all my threads serious? ???  ::)
Very. I'm beginning to think you are way too serious and don't know how to have a bit of fun.  ;)

Aren't all my threads serious? ???  ::)


Extremely  ::)

Aren't all my threads serious? ???  ::)


Tee hee. Not really Jiminy. Why? Did you really want everybody's reasons for why they were being brought into the world?  ;D

It could have been worse, you could have asked how they were brought into the world. LOL!!!  :P  ;D

I thought people would post all sorts of comical things in this thread... how about the rich guy who's prized show dog gets violated by the mutt down the street?  :D

I thought people would post all sorts of comical things in this thread... how about the rich guy who's prized show dog gets violated by the mutt down the street?  :D


Ha ha! That reminds me of a 'Married with Children' episode about Al Bundy's dog called Buck who has been playing the field with all the other dogs in the neighbourhood. The owner of a pedigree knocks on the door demanding to sue Bundy unless his dog gets neutered, lol.

:o :o :o :o
http://www.cosmo.ee/pood/images/BrokenCondom.jpg
http://www.kennysia.com/images/photos/20040108-7.jpg

:o :o :o :o
http://www.cosmo.ee/pood/images/BrokenCondom.jpg
http://www.kennysia.com/images/photos/20040108-7.jpg


Er . . . Cheers for that, Jim.  ::) ;D

All of us three here were in a rush, my brother i think more so...but he was like wanting to go to school to stop boredom, but then trying to wake up to actually go.

The doctors threatened forceps (sp?).

He came out quick enough!

My sister was born after my brother, in June. She didn't need forceps but she came out all grey and floppy.

When I came out, I was born 14th July, but I threatened to come out on the 13TH of July!!!!!!!! According to my sister, I smelt of doughnut oil. Eurgh! Also according to both my sister and brother, they were arguing over what gender I was going to be. My sis was only 7 at the time and my bro was 14. He was saying, "Boy!" my sis was saying "Girl" and when they got the news i was a girl, my sister said "hahahahahahahaha it's a girl! IN YOUR FACE!" :D lol, but my mom and dad really wanted a child when i was made lol and my name actually says that: "God has blessed grace on this wished-for child" :o :o :o creepy!

I thought people would post all sorts of comical things in this thread... how about the rich guy who's prized show dog gets violated by the mutt down the street?  :D

Thank goodness I gave the right answer then!  :D

It may not be morbid but, as Paul pointed out, the truth of the matter is rather awful. I am very glad you were let on as a 'sub', Fuss.  ;)



Thank you Bobby  :)


But it's still a distressing thing to hear...


Thank you Paul.  I agree, the cot death part was terrible.  All I meant was the no-one has ever made a big thing of me being the replacement and therefore it has never bothered me in that way  :)


Ah! Footy analogy, eh?

Well, I went into extra time - two weeks extra time!

Another footy anaolgy :  These days I spend a lot off my time trying to beat the offside trap  ;D  Or is that being caught offside  :(

A Spanish milkman?

When I was born, my mother slapped the midwife & asked for me to be put back!

Nine months trying to get out, a lifetime trying to get back in....

"Grandma Garrison died and I was so busy cleaning out the house and always came home tired" 

Almost as lovely as hearing birth stories  (btw I will NOT let my mother in the room while I'm in labor/giving birth,  baby daddy only and if he ain't there then nobody else)

Dad was a Catholic.  Four kids in five years and luckily for Ma the tubes wore out after me, who
knows how long that could have gone on.  This was back in the days when birth control was
against the law, so there you have it.

My parents waited 12 years after the birth of my brother, then decided if they wanted another one they better get to it before they got too old. Of course, that guarenteed that I would be hitting puberty just as my mom was hitting menopause, not to mention the onset of arthritis...my teen years were stormy to say the least... ::)

my condom never breaks. ;)

my condom never breaks. ;)

you must take it out of the packet first  ;D

you must take it out of the packet first  ;D


Oh Ok.Thanks. ;D

my condom never breaks. ;)


Had it specially re-inforced hey Howard ?  :)

Those new-fangled carbon fibre ones are the go  :)

you must take it out of the packet first  ;D


Bad-doom tish.  ;D

I thought people would post all sorts of comical things in this thread... how about the rich guy who's prized show dog gets violated by the mutt down the street?  :D


Just yesterday, I saw a weiner/golden retriever mix.  The mother was the weiner, the father was the retriever.  Imagine how big the pup (or pups?) was when it came out.  :o  Poor mommy!

Just yesterday, I saw a weiner/golden retriever mix.  The mother was the weiner, the father was the retriever.  Imagine how big the pup (or pups?) was when it came out.   :o  Poor mommy!

hmmm... a golden weiner, sounds like a show dog to me   :D

I asked my mom about how I came to be, she told me that all of us (I have 2 other siblings) were "little surpises". Apparently my parents weren't to keen on birth control......

my condom never breaks. ;)


Howard takes his off with a crowbar.  ;D

Howard takes his off with a crowbar.  ;D

rust?  ;D

rust?  ;D


Tee hee. Howard is showing a little rust in this particular area, lol (as it happens I am too so I have no reason to talk, LMAO!!!)

They only break if used in a vigorous fashion.  ;D

Tee hee. Howard is showing a little rust in this particular area, lol (as it happens I am too so I have no reason to talk, LMAO!!!)

I take the 5th  ::)
hopefully i'll be in Bucharest soon and things will change
quoting REM "oh no i've said too much"   ;D

Howard takes his off with a crowbar.  ;D



my hands. ;D

Tee hee. Howard is showing a little rust in this particular area, lol (as it happens I am too so I have no reason to talk, LMAO!!!)


I have no rust.I oiled it,for your information ;)