We are all familiar with the concept of blahness - instituted by DAK, original king of blah.  But it reminded me of something I created some time ago, perhaps a year.  It was called bobness.

You see, we all have a Bob quality, in contrast to blahness in which some people are blah, some people are meh, some people are pfffft and so forth.  Everyone is Bob deep down inside EXCEPT for those who actually use the name "Bob", who have more of a George quality.  Bobness is something that cannot be explained, except that everyone whose name is not Bob has it. 

I have often thought of organizing a revolution so that everybody with Boblike qualities would be named Bob and that everyone with Georgelike qualities aka the BINO's (Bob In Name Only) would be named George.  Of course, then all the people named Bob would receive bobness after being named George and vice versa.  So it is very complicated and we are still searching for solutions.

We are all familiar with the concept of blahness - instituted by DAK, original king of blah.  But it reminded me of something I created some time ago, perhaps a year.  It was called bobness.

You see, we all have a Bob quality, in contrast to blahness in which some people are blah, some people are meh, some people are pfffft and so forth.  Everyone is Bob deep down inside EXCEPT for those who actually use the name "Bob", who have more of a George quality.  Bobness is something that cannot be explained, except that everyone whose name is not Bob has it. 

I have often thought of organizing a revolution so that everybody with Boblike qualities would be named Bob and that everyone with Georgelike qualities aka the BINO's (Bob In Name Only) would be named George.  Of course, then all the people named Bob would receive bobness after being named George and vice versa.  So it is very complicated and we are still searching for solutions.


Hmmmm... this is new
Don't forget, the DVD boxset of season one of 'Your Worst Nightmare's Bloody Pointless Threads' is available in all good video stores from Monday, and features the 'hits' 'The King Of Meh', 'The Official Blah Thread' and the new episode 'Bobness'. Priced £12.99/$69.99

New to this message board anyway.  I don't know when you founded blahness, but I came up with bobness I guess in mid 2004.

And I am sending you all copies of the DVD!  That's just the kind of guy I am.

New to this message board anyway.  I don't know when you founded blahness, but I came up with bobness I guess in mid 2004.


You do not find blahness, you reach it, duh

So what qualities define being a 'George' then?  ;D

That is not for the commoners to know.  Georgeness is even more complicated and eerie than bobness, which is why I only mentioned it briefly.

That is not for the commoners to know.  Georgeness is even more complicated and eerie than bobness, which is why I only mentioned it briefly.


LOL. Okay then.  ;D

You tread on dangerous ice when you take such an ultimately serious thing as georgeness, let alone bobness, seriously.  I refuse to discuss georgeness with anyone.  One reason is because I really have no idea what it is.

YWN....


exactly what planet are you from? ;D


Erin :)

That is also not something for you to know.  But, it should be comforting to know that I am in somewhere in a neighboring cluster.  You Virgonians...  Hahaha.  The guys from the Milky Way are kind of boring though.  :(

I'll have you know that some of my best friends are Virgonians.  Most of them afraid to tell me what planet they're from, and one of them won't even tell me what galaxy he belongs to.  Seems like they know me well enough, eh?  I'm pretty sure that one is from the Local Group though.  Everybody in the Local Group has a funny accent, you know?  Well, it's been nice chatting to you, but I have a giant tub of sour cream and onion dip to jump into; You know how it is. 

Oops, I meant to say he wouldn't even tell me what group he belonged to, which would of course really mean he didn't like me.  :P

You really scare me sometimes, Marsh  ???

That is also not something for you to know.  But, it should be comforting to know that I am in somewhere in a neighboring cluster.  You Virgonians...  Hahaha.  The guys from the Milky Way are kind of boring though.   :(





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I'll have you know that some of my best friends are Virgonians.  Most of them afraid to tell me what planet they're from, and one of them won't even tell me what galaxy he belongs to.  Seems like they know me well enough, eh?  I'm pretty sure that one is from the Local Group though.  Everybody in the Local Group has a funny accent, you know?  Well, it's been nice chatting to you, but I have a giant tub of sour cream and onion dip to jump into; You know how it is. 




:o :o :o :o :o :o

Oops, I meant to say he wouldn't even tell me what group he belonged to, which would of course really mean he didn't like me.   :P





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Hmm... doesn't look like i've missed much here  ::)

A post for the hell of posting.

A post for the hell of posting in reply to a post for the hell of posting

So I am a Bob too?  ::)

My favorite Bob is Bob Newhart.

http://www.wma.com/bob_newhart/imgs/BOB_NEWHART_main.jpg

Hmm... doesn't look like i've missed much here  ::)




I kinda think that this thread was created for the hell of posting.

I kinda think that this thread was created for the hell of posting.


You think?  ;D

Meh


















THAT'S RIGHT! TAKE THAT!!!

Virgonian Scum.. the Galaxy shall soon be mine.

Phresh clak daktar nourdoth coultarkischtak!!!