http://freespace.virgin.net/chav.scum/images/jordan_small.jpg

Jordan - the ultimate trollop.


Katie Price/Jordan started her career as a pretty young glamour model. Then came the surgery. She has now become the fully fledged Chav and Uberslut. Her Chav credentials have been re-enforced after frequently leaving bars intoxicated to the delight of the tabloid press and claiming to have had sex with several Pop stars. She keeps inflating her fake plastic tits, hoping that her male Chav fans will not realise she's actually a complete minger! 
Chav Rating: 4/5 

http://freespace.virgin.net/chav.scum/images/christina_aguilera1_small.jpg

Christina Aguilera

This trailer park white trash singer has always appealed to the British Chav, but over the last two years she has slowly metamorphosed into one of them. Check out this picture, she's got a baseball cap, big hoopy gold earrings, big gold necklaces and that characteristic chavster slack jawed expression! 
Chav Rating: 3/5 

http://freespace.virgin.net/chav.scum/images/beckhams.jpg


David & Victoria Beckham  

Aah Posh and Becks, the quintessential celebrity chavs! David has that whole wigga thing going on and can barely string a legible sentence together. Victoria is a fashion cloths horse, giving the average chav an idea of what snide designer wear to buy at the market! Look up the term 'media whores' in the dictionary and you'll see their picture. The godheads of Chav culture!  
Chav Rating: off the bloody scale!!

That lotto winner, Michael whatshisname, he's just the ultimate Chav of Chavs. He's pretty well known, so I guess that makes him a celeb. He's also a complete d*ck, so that makes him both  ;D

That lotto winner, Michael whatshisname, he's just the ultimate Chav of Chavs. He's pretty well known, so I guess that makes him a celeb. He's also a complete d*ck, so that makes him both  ;D

Well said there DAKS,

you're right, if there was anyone more undeserving of winning the Lottery it's that moron.  >:(

http://freespace.virgin.net/chav.scum/images/jordan_small.jpg

Jordan - the ultimate trollop.


Katie Price/Jordan started her career as a pretty young glamour model. Then came the surgery. She has now become the fully fledged Chav and Uberslut. Her Chav credentials have been re-enforced after frequently leaving bars intoxicated to the delight of the tabloid press and claiming to have had sex with several Pop stars. She keeps inflating her fake plastic tits, hoping that her male Chav fans will not realise she's actually a complete minger! 
Chav Rating: 4/5 


Wow! the expression on her face looks painful! I bet she has one of those valves on the back of her neck that you blow into like one of those blow up dolls. ;D ;D ;D

http://freespace.virgin.net/chav.scum/images/christina_aguilera1_small.jpg

Christina Aguilera

This trailer park white trash singer has always appealed to the British Chav, but over the last two years she has slowly metamorphosed into one of them. Check out this picture, she's got a baseball cap, big hoopy gold earrings, big gold necklaces and that characteristic chavster slack jawed expression! 
Chav Rating: 3/5 

This one definateley is a blow up doll!! It looks like someone has let the air out of this one! ;D ;D ;D

This one definateley is a blow up doll!! It looks like someone has let the air out of this one! ;D ;D ;D

yeah she really does look very plastic on that pic  ::)

http://freespace.virgin.net/chav.scum/images/beckhams.jpg


David & Victoria Beckham  

Aah Posh and Becks, the quintessential celebrity chavs! David has that whole wigga thing going on and can barely string a legible sentence together. Victoria is a fashion cloths horse, giving the average chav an idea of what snide designer wear to buy at the market! Look up the term 'media whores' in the dictionary and you'll see their picture. The godheads of Chav culture!  
Chav Rating: off the bloody scale!!

Yes becks might talk slow but he is the god of football! I think he talks like that because alex fergueson threw that bottle of whiskey at his head! he lost the power of speach after that! by the way, when was the last time you could tell what fergueson was saying? when victoria sings it sounds like she is having her teeth pulled by a dentist! if you play her records backwards they contain messages from the devil! Victoria is the devils spawn!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

yeah she really does look very plastic on that pic  ::)
Do you mind???  This is my wife!!! Yes she may be plastic but she never says i have a headache! mind you, she is so full of hot air! ;D ;)

That lotto winner, Michael whatshisname, he's just the ultimate Chav of Chavs. He's pretty well known, so I guess that makes him a celeb. He's also a complete d*ck, so that makes him both  ;D
That dude is my dad! I was adopted by Jordan after he left me in one of those cars he has and the blow up dolls rescued me! ;D ;D ;D ;)

Well said there DAKS,

you're right, if there was anyone more undeserving of winning the Lottery it's that moron.  >:(
I hear he blew most of the money he won on the lottery. By the way, i wear a burberry  baseball cap and listen to the frog ringtone!!! i am very pleased to say in the UK it has hit number 1.
I wear lots of cheap gold rings but they make my skin go all green!
PS i was not serious by the way!! ::)

I hear he blew most of the money he won on the lottery. By the way, i wear a burberry  baseball cap and listen to the frog ringtone!!! i am very pleased to say in the UK it has hit number 1.
I wear lots of cheap gold rings but they make my skin go all green!
PS i was not serious by the way!! ::)


Robocop, my friend, you have NO IDEA...

;D  ::)

http://www.savesucash.com/burberry%20cap_small.jpg

http://www.savesucash.com/burberry%20cap_small.jpg
hey you have my cap give it back, ;D

Yes becks might talk slow but he is the god of football! I think he talks like that because alex fergueson threw that bottle of whiskey at his head! he lost the power of speach after that! by the way, when was the last time you could tell what fergueson was saying? when victoria sings it sounds like she is having her teeth pulled by a dentist! if you play her records backwards they contain messages from the devil! Victoria is the devils spawn!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!


I thought it was a plimsol he threw at Beckhams head?? anyways DB  doesn't need any excuses - he's thick to start with, he looks fantastic till he opens that gob of his - instant turnoff   :(

I thought it was a plimsol he threw at Beckhams head?? anyways DB he doesn't need any excuses - he's thick to start with, he looks fantastic till he opens that gob of his - instant turnoff   :(
That was just the story the PR people put out! we know the truth! ;D

I hear he blew most of the money he won on the lottery. By the way, i wear a burberry  baseball cap and listen to the frog ringtone!!! i am very pleased to say in the UK it has hit number 1.
I wear lots of cheap gold rings but they make my skin go all green!
PS i was not serious by the way!! ::)


The spelling is spot on RC???????

Not only is this a surprisingly good idea for a game, but the chav on it looks frighteningly like me (not kidding)