The title is pretty much self-explanatory


And counseling is overpriced.



~Beth ;)

Hi Beth

My kind of X-Boyfriend is now serving a 6 year sentence in jail and he's been begging me(through friends) to write to him. Do you think I should?

Hi Beth

My kind of X-Boyfriend is now serving a 6 year sentence in jail and he's been begging me(through friends) to write to him. Do you think I should?




It all depends on the circumstances of the situation...


Are you guys on good terms?


Cause honey, if he treated you badly...I say, let the boy rot.



~Beth

It all depends on the circumstances of the situation...


Are you guys on good terms?


Cause honey, if he treated you badly...I say, let the boy rot.



~Beth


We remained "Friends" and our breakup was amicable. The reason why I dumped him was because he wouldn't stop using and selling drugs. He said if I loved him I would accept him the way he was.

We remained "Friends" and our breakup was amicable. The reason why I dumped him was because he wouldn't stop using and selling drugs. He said if I loved him I would accept him the way he was.




If you could see yourself falling for him again, then I say no....I wouldn't write to him.
Accepting people for the way they are is good, but if it puts your safety on the line then I would keep my distance. He has some serious changing to do, cause you deserve better.



~Beth

If you could see yourself falling for him again, then I say no....I wouldn't write to him.
Accepting people for the way they are is good, but if it puts your safety on the line then I would keep my distance. He has some serious changing to do, cause you deserve better.



~Beth


Yeah...when it comes to him I'm totally vulnerable. I'm telling you, when I dumped him I went home and cried like a baby. He never mistreated or disrespected me, he just had a serious problem and now he's paying for it. Oh well :(

Thanks Beth

Yeah...when it comes to him I'm totally vulnerable. I'm telling you, when I dumped him I went home and cried like a baby. He never mistreated or disrespected me, he just had a serious problem and now he's paying for it. Oh well :(

Thanks Beth




No problem.
I hope everything works out for you.




~Beth :)

Beth, it turns out Im an arogant, conceded, pretentious fool, who has a problem with talking down to people.  Im thinking about blaming it all on my mother, what do you think?




::) ;)

Beth, it turns out Im an arogant, conceded, pretentious fool, who has a problem with talking down to people.  Im thinking about blaming it all on my mother, what do you think?


::) ;)


I know this is Ask Beth, but I am going to butt in cause I'm a mother.  Blame your father.

I know this is Ask Beth, but I am going to butt in cause I'm a mother.  Blame your father.





Amen, sister!



~Beth ;D

Beth....

Quite the little advice columnist, aren't ya?


Ok.....so i need some answers to the following questions:

is it ok to want to strangle a certain broker who still has not solved all the "problems" she needs to get accomplished for us?


Do you think I am an absolute ninny for craving chalk?

Do you think I should go for the crazy streaks that I wanna put in my hair...or should I keep my hair all black/dark brown?

hmmmm...

when I think of more....

I will be back!


Erin :)

Beth....

Quite the little advice columnist, aren't ya?


Ok.....so i need some answers to the following questions:

is it ok to want to strangle a certain broker who still has not solved all the "problems" she needs to get accomplished for us?


Do you think I am an absolute ninny for craving chalk?

Do you think I should go for the crazy streaks that I wanna put in my hair...or should I keep my hair all black/dark brown?

hmmmm...

when I think of more....

I will be back!


Erin :)



Yes, I am quite the little advice columnist....*cackle*


I'd say, considering the lameass broker that you have. Yes, but don't get caught. I'm not about to bail yo sorry arse outta jail.


Yes, Erin. You are an ABSOLUTE ninny,and a silly one to boot! However,I think you already knew that. You didn't need my expertise to inform you of it. I do think you should see someone about this little chalk craving....seriously, I'm worried about you.


I'd say that would be wicked sweet. Go for it, take a walk on the wild side, throw caution to the wind, yada yada yada...






~Beth :)

Do you think I am an absolute ninny for craving chalk?

Erin :)


I found this about chalk-you are not alone!

This highly unusual craving for, or tendency to eat, odd substances is sometimes seen in pregnancy and many a male partner has been sent out at any time of day or night to purchase the most bizarre foodstuffs for which their pregnant partner has an intense desire. Some people believe this is to satisfy the body's subconscious need for some trace mineral deficiency. The exact cause is unknown but it may well be related to hormonal changes.

You, however, are presumably not pregnant, in which case the condition is known as pica, a state in which you indiscriminately eat non-nutritious or potentially harmful substances. This is more often seen in early childhood, but can occur later if there are psychological problems or anxieties. I suggest that you talk to your doctor about having some tests to see if you have any underlying mineral deficiencies such as iron deficiency, and discuss with him or her exactly how you might overcome your preoccupation.

I'm mentally affected by the thought of the on-coming ice age... what should i do?

I'm mentally affected by the thought of the on-coming ice age... what should i do?




I'd say, end your life now.




~Beth :)

I'd say, end your life now.


I have a comb.. will that work. I could probably fashion it in to some sort of hitting device.

Robin seems to be bored lately on the weekends so I was asking her what she would like to do when the weather gets warmer/hotter like in late June or July or perhaps even August besides satyong cooped up in the house watching movies and munching on chocolates.I wanna take her places that she's never been before.Any suggestions Beth? ???

I wanna take her places that she's never been before.


OH HELL YEAH HOWARD!  ;D

Robin seems to be bored lately on the weekends so I was asking her what she would like to do when the weather gets warmer/hotter like in late June or July or perhaps even August.I wanna take her places that she's never been before.Any suggestions Beth? ???




Well, what types of things intrest her? Would she like a romantic picnic?



~Beth

OH HELL YEAH HOWARD!  ;D


What is that supposed to mean? ::)

OH HELL YEAH HOWARD!  ;D




::)

What is that supposed to mean? ::)


3rd Base  ;)

Well, what types of things intrest her? Would she like a romantic picnic?



~Beth



romantic picnic sounds good.Her and I could go to the movies,play pool,go bowling if she likes,take a night stroll or maybe even drive around in the car for a while.

romantic picnic sounds good.Her and I could go to the movies,play pool,go bowling if she likes,take a night stroll or maybe even drive around in the car for a while.




Well there ya go! I'm sure anything would be nice, as long as you're together.



~Beth :)

3rd Base  ;)



I'm not quite there yet.I gave her a neck massage last week in her car with clothes on so I guess that would be considered 2nd Base. ;D

Oh hells nah!!


Lets keep to topic, folks.




~Beth

Well there ya go! I'm sure anything would be nice, as long as you're together.



~Beth :)


Her and I been have together for 8 months now so I'm hoping it'll last a year in October. :)

Oh hells nah!!
Lets keep to topic, folks.


Hehehehe

Is my strange infattuation with Tuna healthy?

Hehehehe

Is my strange infattuation with Tuna healthy?




I'd say, end your life now.




~Beth :)

What do you get a girl when the 2 of us(Robin and I)have been together not saying now but in October(October10th) for our anniversary(1st anniversary)? ???

What do you get a girl when the 2 of us(Robin and I)have been together not saying now but in October(October10th) for our anniversary(1st anniversary)? ???




That all depends on her intrests. Flowers are so cliche. I would think of something creative, maybe a scrapbook of your first year together...things that remind you of her, and things you have shared. :-)




~Beth

That all depends on her intrests. Flowers are so cliche. I would think of something creative, maybe a scrapbook of your first year together...things that remind you of her, and things you have shared. :-)




~Beth



I haven't even thought of that Beth,Thank You.She loves to munch on chocolates,that's her indulgence and I could take her out to dinner to a fancy restaurant to make her feel like a queen.To make her feel like a queen,I decided to buy her a plastic queen's crown and a septor which is plastic and not real though just to boost up her confidence a bit. :) I know she's been telling me that's she's been feeling quite down lately. :(

I haven't even thought of that Beth,Thank You.She loves to munch on chocolates,that's her indulgence and I could take her out to dinner to a fancy restaurant to make her feel like a queen.To make her feel like a queen,I decided to buy her a plastic queen's crown and a septor which is plastic and not real though just to boost up her confidence a bit. :) I know she's been telling me that's she's been feeling quite down lately. :(





That's ashame that she's been feeling down :-( I'm not too sure about the crown idea, but the rest sounds lovely. I'm sure she'll love it!



~Beth

That's ashame that she's been feeling down :-( I'm not too sure about the crown idea, but the rest sounds lovely. I'm sure she'll love it!



~Beth



I found a web site that sells party hats such as a queen's crown it's not real it's fake and I would ask her to wear it when we go out together. :)

How do I make a happy woman even more happier?  :)

How do I make a happy woman even more happier?  :)


Leave her with Howard for the day.

Leave her with Howard for the day.




HEY! getchyo arse outta my advice column!


Give her a great big hug!!!!

...or the Howard Idea.






~Beth

arse


Getcha Arse out of our 'Cussive'  ;D

Getcha Arse out of our 'Cussive'  ;D




PshhhAw!




~Beth

i'm worried Beth..

How easy is it to get an annulment  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Leave her with Howard for the day.


not a good idea. ;)

i'm worried Beth..

How easy is it to get an annulment  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D





;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Not. So. Easy.


MuUahahahah!!!!  ;D

~Beth

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Not. So. Easy.


MuUahahahah!!!!  ;D

~Beth


Well.. alternativley, how detectable is Lighter Fluid...

Do you think it's ok to have a little foreplay on the first anniversary? ???

HEY! getchyo arse outta my advice column!


Give her a great big hug!!!!

...or the Howard Idea.


I'll give the first idea a go.  ;D

Do you think it's ok to have a little foreplay on the first anniversary? ???




Umm....if you don't force it apon her??




~Beth

Umm....if you don't force it apon her??




~Beth




Thats not my area of expertise though.



~Beth :)

What should I do to improve my mood?

What should I do to improve my mood?




Do what you tell me to do when I'm upset. It helped me.
....Be with people who care about you. Hang out with your friends more often.


Look towards your future and focus on all of your good points.


Listen to "Bright Eyes"  ;)




~Beth :)

I checked out more Bright Eyes, actually. To be honest, most of his music bores me. It's not bad, but it just doesn't... get me. I don't know, it's weird...

I checked out more Bright Eyes, actually. To be honest, most of his music bores me. It's not bad, but it just doesn't... get me. I don't know, it's weird...





ohhhhhh kay then. Listen to music you like.



~Beth :)

Just saying, just saying...

Just saying, just saying...





Yeah yeah.



~beth

What should I do to improve my mood?


Try a different perspective and count your blessings.  ;)

Try a different perspective and count your blessings.  ;)


It's not as much a sadness caused by something bad or a difference of perspective... just the kind of sadness that hits me periodically.

I found this about chalk-you are not alone!

This highly unusual craving for, or tendency to eat, odd substances is sometimes seen in pregnancy and many a male partner has been sent out at any time of day or night to purchase the most bizarre foodstuffs for which their pregnant partner has an intense desire. Some people believe this is to satisfy the body's subconscious need for some trace mineral deficiency. The exact cause is unknown but it may well be related to hormonal changes.

You, however, are presumably not pregnant, in which case the condition is known as pica, a state in which you indiscriminately eat non-nutritious or potentially harmful substances. This is more often seen in early childhood, but can occur later if there are psychological problems or anxieties. I suggest that you talk to your doctor about having some tests to see if you have any underlying mineral deficiencies such as iron deficiency, and discuss with him or her exactly how you might overcome your preoccupation.



thanks for the info....I actually looked this up on the net today....and I don't think I am pregnant....so maybe I do have an iron deficiency.......I appreciate the info!!!


Erin :)

thanks for the info....I actually looked this up on the net today....and I don't think I am pregnant....so maybe I do have an iron deficiency.......I appreciate the info!!!


Erin :)




Ask Jeeves...he should know. He's quite the smartass punk.



~beth

I didn't have to ask that pompous oldster....I checked out the yahoo search and found some info



Erin :)

It's not as much a sadness caused by something bad or a difference of perspective... just the kind of sadness that hits me periodically.


Then accept these feelings and ride them through to their end.  ;)

I didn't have to ask that pompous oldster....I checked out the yahoo search and found some info



Erin :)




My dear girl, don't speak eva so harshly about me. I'm only here to offa my services to you and your chalk eating needs...*said in over exaggerated Brittish accent*




~Jeeves

My dear girl, don't speak eva so harshly about me. I'm only here to offa my services to you and your chalk eating needs...*said in over exaggerated Brittish accent*


Not many talk like that in England.  ;D

Not many talk like that in England.  ;D





LOL, sorry.



~Beth :)

LOL, sorry.


Ha ha! I'm pulling your leg.  ;D

I have a Bomb.. and an urge to praise Allah.. what should i do?

I have a Bomb.. and an urge to praise Allah.. what should i do?


Lol.  ;D

Lol.  ;D


Your only making me angry!!!

I have a Bomb.. and an urge to praise Allah.. what should i do?


;D ;D ;D

;D ;D ;D


STOP LAUGHING AT ME.. AT ONCE, I COMMAND IT!!!

Your only making me angry!!!


What happens then? Do your clothes split and you turn green?  ;D

What happens then? Do your clothes split and you turn green?  ;D


;D

What happens then? Do your clothes split and you turn green?  ;D


No.. my camel will spit and it will be Green..  ::)

Do you think this is how fanatics are born.. through Laughter

No.. my camel will spit and it will be Green..  ::)

Hmmm . . . I see, lol.  ;D

Do you think this is how fanatics are born.. through Laughter


Fanatics are born through life conditioning - bloody idiots.  ;D

Fanatics are born through life conditioning - bloody idiots.  ;D


I imagine being laughed at dosen't help them..

I imagine being laughed at dosen't help them..


I don't think strapping bombs to themselves is going to create mass hilarity.

Then accept these feelings and ride them through to their end.  ;)



Yeah, that's what I usually do. But that sucks. So much, in fact, that I can post this picture:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/ThatSucked.bmp

Umm....if you don't force it apon her??




~Beth




I'm not going to force it upon her.I also want to wait till her damm parents are away for a day.I hate overprotective parents when they're always around for christ sakes >:( All I want is privacy that's all I ask for. :(

How do you know when it's the right time to fool around? Should I wait till the parents go out for the day cause that's when I can get my groove on with Robin.I haven't had much luck lately. :(

How do you know when it's the right time to fool around? Should I wait till the parents go out for the day cause that's when I can get my groove on with Robin.I haven't had much luck lately. :(




First of all. If you want to "bump uglies" with Robin, I would never again use the terminology "Getting my groove on".
Second of all, don't rush it man. It'll happen.



~Beth

Or the term "bump uglies".

Or the term "bump uglies".




;D ;D ;D ;D


And if your thinking of using the term "horizontal mambo". Don't.



~Beth

Just stick to good ol' SEX.

Just stick to good ol' SEX.




Precisely.



~Beth

Just stick to good ol' SEX.


Three letters creates quite an impact.  :)

That they do.

Ask more stuff, dag nabbit.



~Beth

What WOULDN'T Jesus do?

Okay, Beth. Let's see if you can answer your own questions: What kind of man would make you happy?

What WOULDN'T Jesus do?




Thats not advice...



~Beth

But it's a question that would help me in my everyday life.

Thats not advice...



~Beth




Well, I guess I DID tell people to ask stuff....



~Beth

But it's a question that would help me in my everyday life.


I can quote myself too!  :D

What WOULDN'T Jesus do?



I don't think he would do anything too drastic for a klondike bar...




~Beth

Okay, Beth. Let's see if you can answer your own questions: What kind of man would make you happy?




Well,

I guess I want someone who goes deeper than the average guy. I like funny, sarcastic, witty guys. I want the kind of romance where the whole room goes dim, except for him, when he walks into the room. That only happens in the movies though.

*sigh*

I have to stop living vicariously through old movies.


~Beth

Well,

I guess I want someone who goes deeper than the average guy. I like funny, sarcastic, witty guys. I want the kind of romance where the whole room goes dim, except for him, when he walks into the room. That only happens in the movies though.

*sigh*

I have to stop living vicariously through old movies.


Well, keep your eyes open and you never know what's around the corner. At least you have identified what you are after in a man - now you've got to make sure that when you see him, get a little background knowledge, and you go for it.  ;)

Well, keep your eyes open and you never know what's around the corner. At least you have identified what you are after in a man - now you've got to make sure that when you see him, get a little background knowledge, and you go for it.  ;)



Bobby, I dub you my relationship advice giver.



~Beth :)

Beth, Ive been told that I get advice from too many people and dont do any thinking on my own.  Some say this is bad for my health, my relationships and my mental stability.  What do you think?


;)

I want the kind of romance where the whole room goes dim, except for him, when he walks into the room. That only happens in the movies though.

*sigh*



~Beth
Not necessarily ! My other half drives me mad very often but I still get just such moments 8 years down the line.The last time I was waiting to meet him at the train station and just catching sight of him through the crowd before he saw me, my heart leapt, I started grinning like a loon and had eyes for noone else.it took a long time to find love and a fair bit of heartache on the way but it's worth it .
Thus endeth the sermon from Gis Chapter 10 verse 8.

Ok, so I'm thinking of having my hair colour changed because I'm bored with it.I have short mid-blond hair and a couple of people have said I should try going dark brown maybe with red streaks........I'm not sure whether to try it or just go really light blond instead.I mean if I hate it it will grow out  eventually.What do you think? 

Not necessarily ! My other half drives me mad very often but I still get just such moments 8 years down the line.The last time I was waiting to meet him at the train station and just catching sight of him through the crowd before he saw me, my heart leapt, I started grinning like a loon and had eyes for noone else.it took a long time to find love and a fair bit of heartache on the way but it's worth it .
Thus endeth the sermon from Gis Chapter 10 verse 8.

Ok, so I'm thinking of having my hair colour changed because I'm bored with it.I have short mid-blond hair and a couple of people have said I should try going dark brown maybe with red streaks........I'm not sure whether to try it or just go really light blond instead.I mean if I hate it it will grow out  eventually.What do you think?   



Awww...that's so sappy. I love it. :)



I say, go for the dark hair with streaks!! That looks awesome, and yeah...if you don't like it, it will always grow out. I would keep it brown for a while, before you put the streaks in though....just so you can get used to the darkness, and it won't be too much of a drastic change...


~Beth :)

First of all. If you want to "bump uglies" with Robin, I would never again use the terminology "Getting my groove on".
Second of all, don't rush it man. It'll happen.



~Beth











But I don't want to be a virgin all my life Beth :( Maybe it's me.It could very well be my shyness or assertiveness that prevented me from wanting sex.

I know this is Beth's, but I gotta say: You're not gonna be a virgin. But you really are rushing this. Even if you are smitten and want to have sex, SLOW DOWN. It'll come if you two really are a good couple. Sounds like it, but don't rush things.

I know this is Beth's, but I gotta say: You're not gonna be a virgin. But you really are rushing this. Even if you are smitten and want to have sex, SLOW DOWN. It'll come if you two really are a good couple. Sounds like it, but don't rush things.


Yeah,I am rushing things.I'm just so frustrated that's all. :(

Yeah,I am rushing things.I'm just so frustrated that's all. :(




Then just flipping have sex!!!



~Beth :)

Then just flipping have sex!!!



Naaaaaaaah, don't say that. The wait's prolly gonna be worth it, especially if she wants it as bad as you. But you gotta make her want that, cause it sounds like she's not in nearly as much a hurry as you.

JOINED FORCES TO MAKE ONE PIMP BRUTALLY HONEST THREAD.



MAhhh!!




~Beth

YAY! I'm a conglomerate now!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/bobbymcgee/meandlindsay.jpg

Me and Lindsay. Shes a tiger, mang, she belongs to me.

To heck with Andrew.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/bobbymcgee/meandlindsay.jpg

Me and Lindsay. Shes a tiger, mang, she belongs to me.

To heck with Andrew.



Was that a question, needing advice? Me thinks not.


Batman sucks.


~Beth

I like the attitude, but where's the advice?

I'll give some anyway: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Superhero.jpg

Was that a question, needing advice? Me thinks not.


Batman sucks.


~Beth


Thats completely uncalled for.

You know what? I really cannot stand you.

You are the most irritating female I've had the misfortune of encountering so far.

Aw, no need to get all mad. Just let it roll off you, guero.

I was kidding....Pop a midol, son.





~Beth ;)

Bobby, I dub you my relationship advice giver.


Lol. You're not short of staff.

Besides what advice can I give? I've just failed a relationship, lol.  ;D

I mean seriously, folks....lets not get all ghey up in here...





~Beth

I'm irritable because of this Andrew guy. Hes got MY girl. >:(

Stupid tall jerk.

I'm irritable because of this Andrew guy. Hes got MY girl. >:(

Stupid tall jerk.



Again, my advice: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Superhero.jpg

I'm irritable because of this Andrew guy. Hes got MY girl. >:(

Stupid tall jerk.




Dude, I'm sure there will be a new one next week.




~Beth

Hes a lot more competition than I thought.

She was talking about him today, about how she likes him and shes never had a boyfriend before that she really finds physically attractive, and she was all excited because they were gonna hang out this evening. And I spent several hours at the MALL by MYSELF. Cuño! I am so upset..

Soon as I join, this turns into fighting.

Random Black Guys, what would you say about all this?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Daaaaaamn.jpg

;D

Dude, I'm sure there will be a new one next week.




~Beth


Bugger off. This is way different. Shes not just some chic I have the hots for, shes one of my very closest friends and I've been figuring out I have feelings for her more so than I realized. Its meant to work out. Shes supposed to be MY girl.

Ahem... I'd like to apologize to all the people I've offended with my cussin' pictures...

Didn't offend me..

Bugger off. This is way different. Shes not just some chic I have the hots for, shes one of my very closest friends and I've been figuring out I have feelings for her more so than I realized. Its meant to work out. Shes supposed to be MY girl.




I'm sure you'll be rubbin (example: Mellissa, Cara, Kate....etc...) Boob, next week, no worries.




~Beth :)

Could you be any more insulting?

I swear you are the most evil thing to ever live. Notice I didn't say person, I said the most evil thing.

And if you were this bad with your ex-boyfriend, its not that big of a surprise that he went elsewhere.

Hes a lot more competition than I thought.

She was talking about him today, about how she likes him and shes never had a boyfriend before that she really finds physically attractive, and she was all excited because they were gonna hang out this evening. And I spent several hours at the MALL by MYSELF. Cuño! I am so upset..


And this was what I was worried about for you, Alex.  :(

If this girl cared for you enough, she would be with you, not Andrew. You should be looking for other girls, my man.  ;)

And this was what I was worried about for you, Alex.  :(

If this girl cared for you enough, she would be with you, not Andrew. You should be looking for other girls, my man.  ;)


Thats bad news, man. I tried that. I thought to myself when I first found out she had a boyfriend, well, I will go get myself a girlfriend! Didn't work too well. I tried to holla at a couple of girls, but it didn't go well at all. I just freak them out, you know? Women don't like me in that way, and are usually repelled from me when I attempt to come onto them.

I'm going to see what reaction tommorrow I get from her(Lindsay) and everyone else at lunch when I tell them that I got a girlfriend. Now, I don't really. But I will tell them that. I will lie and say I met her at the mall..her name is, um..Patricia. Shes a blonde.

I swear you are the most evil thing to ever live. Notice I didn't say person, I said the most evil thing.





SHOT THROUGH THE HEART!!
AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
DARLIN, YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME!!!!!!!!!




~Bon Jovi

And if you were this bad with your ex-boyfriend, its not that big of a surprise that he went elsewhere.




Nah, it's because I wouldn't put out.





Cheers!
~Beth :) :)

Could you be any more insulting?




Uhh, maybe....we'll see. Only time will tell.





~Beth.

"Guess what guys? I got a girlfriend, finally. I met her at the mall yesterday. She like me a lot, thats why we are going out so quickly. It just happened. Her name is Patricia. Shes from California originally. Shes a blonde. Man..shes a tiger, I tell you what".

I'm practicing. ;)

"Guess what guys? I got a girlfriend, finally. I met her at the mall yesterday. She like me a lot, thats why we are going out so quickly. It just happened. Her name is Patricia. Shes from California originally. Shes a blonde. Man..shes a tiger, I tell you what".

I'm practicing. ;)



Ohmigosh! I have a boyfriend!! His name is err uhh....George....George *looks around* Glass....yeah! George Glass!!


(CoughPsychoCough)



~Beth :)

(CoughPsychoCough)



~Beth :)


What a perfect discription for yourself!

Thats bad news, man. I tried that. I thought to myself when I first found out she had a boyfriend, well, I will go get myself a girlfriend! Didn't work too well. I tried to holla at a couple of girls, but it didn't go well at all. I just freak them out, you know? Women don't like me in that way, and are usually repelled from me when I attempt to come onto them.


Well don't come onto them. Approach in a neutral way so the lady involved doesn't feel intimidated. Make sure you are deeply interested in her too and show your positive points. Why are you trying to get girls in a shopping complex? Is this normal in the US?

I'm not trying to get them in a shopping complex.

Both girls I went after were girls at school.

And the problem is, I am not really deeply interested in them. Well, thats part of the problem. Thats not the whole problem though. I mean, I am deeply interested in Lindsay and that doesn't seem to be helping that situation.

What a perfect discription for yourself!




Heh. Good one!
Kudos to ya, son!




~Beth ;)

I'm not trying to get them in a shopping complex.

Okay. It's just that you mention the mall . . .

Both girls I went after were girls at school.

Cool.  8)

And the problem is, I am not really deeply interested in them. Well, thats part of the problem. Thats not the whole problem though. I mean, I am deeply interested in Lindsay and that doesn't seem to be helping that situation.

Find a way to not get deeply interested in Lindsay if she is not prepared to be with you. Facing the facts will be the hardest part for you here (unless she says different about this Andrew lad - which I doubt). You must say to yourself that you are worth more than this.  :)

Okay. It's just that you mention the mall . . .

Cool.  8)

Find a way to not get deeply interested in Lindsay if she is not prepared to be with you. Facing the facts will be the hardest part for you here (unless she says different about this Andrew lad - which I doubt). You must say to yourself that you are worth more than this.  :)






I think I should add your name to the title as well, Bobby!  :)



~Beth

Find a way to not get deeply interested in Lindsay if she is not prepared to be with you. Facing the facts will be the hardest part for you here (unless she says different about this Andrew lad - which I doubt). You must say to yourself that you are worth more than this.  :)



It makes me feel like less. What does this maricone have that I don't? Why can't I be the boyfriend?

It makes me feel like less. What does this maricone have that I don't? Why can't I be the boyfriend?





Cause she is involved with someone else right now, you're trying to hard....you can't force someone to have feelings for you. Doesn't work that way.




~Beth

Cause she is involved with someone else right now, you're trying to hard....you can't force someone to have feelings for you. Doesn't work that way.

~Beth


Why isn't she involved with me? What makes him any different from me? She should have feelings for ME. I know this guy, he went to our school last year. Hes nothing special. I don't understand it.

Why isn't she involved with me? What makes him any different from me? She should have feelings for ME. I know this guy, he went to our school last year. Hes nothing special. I don't understand it.




Well he's not special to you, but obviously he is to her. People are attracted to different people for different reasons. She probably sees something in him, that you don't. If the girl doesn't have feelings for you, and sees you as just a friend...there is no use making up diff. girls, cause it won't have an effect on her, and you'll end up looking like the crazy one when ppl find out that it's not true. She likes you as a friend, friendship is a stronger bond than relationship. Take it for what it's worth, man.



~Beth :)

How in the crap is a friendship stronger than a relationship, man? I don't get that one.

ARGGHH shes making me feel like NOTHING man I can't take it.

I feel like I'm an inch tall. A man shouldn't have to feel like this.

How in the crap is a friendship stronger than a relationship, man? I don't get that one.




Because sometimes when friendships become relationships...thing tend to complicate. Relationships come and go so fast, friendship last longer for the most part.




~Beth

I feel like I'm an inch tall. A man shouldn't have to feel like this.




You're taking this too seriously. You fall for people too fast and you fall deep. That only opens you up for heartache and rejection. There WILL be other girls. You were SOO into Mary, you thought you were going to DIE if she didn't like you....well, you got over her quite nicely now, didn't you?



~Beth

Its not the same thing. Its just, its different. I wasn't close friends with Mary. It, hurts in a way that is very different from that..it just, makes me feel like NOTHING.

If Lindsay couldn't have me as a boyfriend, who would? Not someone that I'd want to be with. Screw settling. Seriously, to heck with that.

It makes me want to break something. It makes me angry at the world.

Its not the same thing. Its just, its different. I wasn't close friends with Mary. It, hurts in a way that is very different from that..it just, makes me feel like NOTHING.

If Lindsay couldn't have me as a boyfriend, who would? Not someone that I'd want to be with. Screw settling. Seriously, to heck with that.

It makes me want to break something. It makes me angry at the world.




So you're single....WHO CARES!! You have plenty of time...and plently of chances to meet girls. Don't base your whole existence off of one girl. You have onlly liked her for what? 2 weeks, tops?....She has a boyfriend right now -but that doesn't mean that things can't happen in the future. Cherish the friendship you have with her for now. Ya know? Anorher thing Alex, you are a very opinionated, defensive guy...ya might wanna tone that down a bit...that tends to turn girls off rather quickly.



~Beth


~Beth

You know what, to heck with women man. Women have walked all over me my whole life.

Its only my guy friends I can rely on. Hmm..

You know what, to heck with women man. Women have walked all over me my whole life.

Its only my guy friends I can rely on. Hmm..




Allright, you just went from absolutely LOVING someone, to totally giving them the screws.
Alex, you're not in love....ya just wanna good lay.



~Beth

I don't want a lay. I don't even want sex. If you posted in the adult forum every once and awhile you'd know that already.

I still am in love with her, its just right now i am hurt and trying to make sense of it. People sometimes will say stuff like "Well forget them then" not literally meaning it.

Don't be dense.

I'm not talking to you about this anymore, or much of anything. You seem to have a pension for saying things that are condenscending to me, and you have no clue what you are talking about. I'm tired of it.

I'm not talking to you about this anymore, or much of anything. You seem to have a pension for saying things that are condenscending to me, and you have no clue what you are talking about. I'm tired of it.





Dude, then don't waste your time in me and Isaac's pimpin thread. Later.




~Beth ;)

Beth you have yet to answer my last question. And yet I have another.  I feel Im being ignored.  WHat should I do?

"Guess what guys? I got a girlfriend, finally. I met her at the mall yesterday. She like me a lot, thats why we are going out so quickly. It just happened. Her name is Patricia. Shes from California originally. Shes a blonde. Man..shes a tiger, I tell you what".

I'm practicing. ;)



Eeeep geeep geeeep geeeep! Nu-uh! Don't be lying 'bout matters of the heart. Jealousy isn't the answer.

Why isn't she involved with me? What makes him any different from me? She should have feelings for ME. I know this guy, he went to our school last year. He's nothing special. I don't understand it.


He's Nothing Special. Welcome to everyone in this situation's problem. Seeing the girl you love either with or pursuing some random guero... you can't understand why... or even worse, you CAN, and then you feel like less.... That's a b-tch right there. Either way, it's not a good feeling. But don't resort to lies and attempts to create envy. If you want to be in a relationship, you have to build trust. And when the action that makes her think about you is actually a lie.... well, doesn't sound good to me.

Beth you have yet to answer my last question. And yet I have another.  I feel Im being ignored.  WHat should I do?


OH, FINE THEN! I DON'T BLOODY NEED YOU! I GUESS I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS! THAT'S IT! I WANT YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE! NOW!  ;D

Where is the question? I can't find it.

OH, FINE THEN! I DON'T BLOODY NEED YOU! I GUESS I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS! THAT'S IT! I WANT YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE! NOW!  ;D

Where is the question? I can't find it.


wait, when was your name added? lol.....I didnt even notice that. 

its like on page 6 or something...thats how far back it is. 

I'll check it, then.

Then just flipping have sex!!!



~Beth :)



I wish I could Beth. :( I also wish I could afford a hotel/motel but not with the SSI checks I get every month.It's not enough to cover it and also with the $200.00 I put away for the month,I can't spend that on just one motel,I wouldn't have enough left for myself and other priorities.She's not in a hurry to get this over with but I am.I'll keep him in my pants till the time is right and I can get my life back together. :)

Naaaaaaaah, don't say that. The wait's prolly gonna be worth it, especially if she wants it as bad as you. But you gotta make her want that, cause it sounds like she's not in nearly as much a hurry as you.


She's not in a hurry.She told me that.

I wish I could Beth. :( I also wish I could afford a hotel/motel but not with the SSI checks I get every month.It's not enough to cover it and also with the $200.00 I put away for the month,I can't spend that on just one motel,I wouldn't have enough left for myself and other priorities.She's not in a hurry to get this over with but I am.I'll keep him in my pants till the time is right and I can get my life back together. :)




I think the best thing do to, is just not rush things....if Robin feels like she is being pressured or rushed, that might scare her away or lead her to have second thoughts.Just enjoy the quality time you have with her. When the time is right, and she is 100% ready- then it will happen.



~Beth

She's not in a hurry.She told me that.



Then you have to respect that, and make sure that she doesn't feel the least bit pressured into doing anything.




~Beth

I think the best thing do to, is just not rush things....if Robin feels like she is being pressured or rushed, that might scare her away or lead her to have second thoughts.Just enjoy the quality time you have with her. When the time is right, and she is 100% ready- then it will happen.



~Beth


Ok.Thank You.I don't want her to think I'm some kind of sex freak but anyway,I'll take it day by day and enjoy our quality time together on the weekends. :)

Ok.Thank You.I don't want her to think I'm some kind of sex freak but anyway,I'll take it day by day and enjoy our quality time together on the weekends. :)




Sounds like an awesome plan, man. Hope everything stays great with the both of you.



~Beth

Then you have to respect that, and make sure that she doesn't feel the least bit pressured into doing anything.




~Beth



I don't want her to be pressured  into anything she doesn't want to do.It's her life and ours. :)

Sounds like an awesome plan, man. Hope everything stays great with the both of you.



~Beth


Thank You. :)

Aw, did I miss advice-giving? Stupid parents making me watch some TV with them....

Aw, did I miss advice-giving? Stupid parents making me watch some TV with them....




Yes you did, but consider it done. *kicks feet on table and buffs nails*




~Beth

'Cot.. she's stealing money from the till.. *RUNS!*

The till?

The till?





Well....

*tries to look smart*


That would be a cash register.....I hope.



~Beth

Hmm... no clue.

You two are useless.

I'm gonna call the Council of American Teenage psychologists and have you two de-certified.

Beth and/or Apricot....


what is your opinion on the new "Willy Wonka" movie that is coming out this summer...starring Johnny Depp??

Do you think they should have left well enough alone with the original one...or do you think that Tim Burton's newer version will be totally kick A S S???



Erin :)

Why do I feel so invisible on this board?






Cat

Beth and/or Apricot....


what is your opinion on the new "Willy Wonka" movie that is coming out this summer...starring Johnny Depp??

Do you think they should have left well enough alone with the original one...or do you think that Tim Burton's newer version will be totally kick A S S???



Erin :)



I love Tim burton, he's crazy. The first Willy Wonka was creepy to me.... so I'm sure the second one will be alot worse. As to if it will be better than the original...Hmm, probably not...remakes rarely are. I'll definitely see it though. When does it come out?



~Beth

Do you think they should have left well enough alone with the original one...or do you think that Tim Burton's newer version will be totally kick A S S???


It's gonna SUCK. Johnny Depp SUCKS, and he's so severely overrated. The old Willy Wonka? Badass. Johnny Depp? SUCKS. You do the math.

I think you can't redo such a famous movie and expect much.

Why do I feel so invisible on this board?


You're prolly talking to the wrong people. Some people are nice, and nice to talk to, but they're so overly friendly, you don't get much uniqueness talking to them. It seems like just another person they're being nice to. There's something about talking to someone who's niceness you've earned, rather then someone who's universally polite, I think. Don't know why. Try talking to more and more people, and if they respond, there ya go. If not, screw them, they don't count.

Robin told me that her and I have good body chemistry.What exactly is it and what does it do to the body that creates arousement in the male and female?

You're prolly talking to the wrong people. Some people are nice, and nice to talk to, but they're so overly friendly, you don't get much uniqueness talking to them. It seems like just another person they're being nice to. There's something about talking to someone who's niceness you've earned, rather then someone who's universally polite, I think. Don't know why. Try talking to more and more people, and if they respond, there ya go. If not, screw them, they don't count.



Thank you for responding. If I didn't get a response, that I would really think I was invisible.





Cat

I think I should add your name to the title as well, Bobby!  :)


Lol. I'm cool with the title as it is, Beth. It's long enough.  ;D

Thank you for responding. If I didn't get a response, that I would really think I was invisible.


You really feel this way?  :\'( I am so sorry to hear it, Cat. You know I like both you and Carlos!  :D

You really feel this way?  :\'( I am so sorry to hear it, Cat. You know I like both you and Carlos!  :D



Only in the PPP.




Cat

Why do I feel so invisible on this board?


hey cat.....

I am sorry that you feel this way....you seem like a really great gal....I've never really had the chance to have a convo with you...I think people get so used to talking to their little "groups" that they have accustomed themselves with...that sometimes they forget that there are other people on the board....I am guilty of this as well.
But like I said...you seem like a really nice person...so I hope to get to know you better!!!!!


Hugs,
Erin :)

PS) You have a really kick-a s s screen name....kinda similiar to my original one!! :)






Cat

Robin told me that her and I have good body chemistry.What exactly is it and what does it do to the body that creates arousement in the male and female?


*clears throat* Um... as a 14 year old, I'm going to feel slightly awkward answering...

But seriously, they say it's smell. Plus, the whole being in love thing usually helps.

*clears throat* Um... as a 14 year old, I'm going to feel slightly awkward answering...

But seriously, they say it's smell. Plus, the whole being in love thing usually helps.



It must've been her very strong intoxicating perfume Estee Lauder I've been smelling on her nape of the neck and that is what probably made me discharge.

It must've been her very strong intoxicating perfume Estee Lauder I've been smelling on her nape of the neck and that is what probably made me discharge.


Erm... yep.

After eating a subpar Chinese meal, I cracked open the complimentary fortune cookie. The fortune inside read, "Society prepares the crime; the criminal commits it." Is this a complete bunch of hooey or what???

After eating a subpar Chinese meal, I cracked open the complimentary fortune cookie. The fortune inside read, "Society prepares the crime; the criminal commits it." Is this a complete bunch of hooey or what???


People might argue that "well, with no law, there's no crime, so..." but there are things that are just wrong. So that's stupid. So stupid, in fact, I must post a picture to go with it:

http://70.84.190.115/3271/30/emo/This_is_bogus.JPG

What exactly is crime's?

If a man steal's a loaf of bread's to feed's his family... is that wrong?

Now's.. what's if his family.. that don't like's bread.. they like's cigarettes...

And instead of giving it away.. He sells them's a price that's Practically giving them's away.. is that so wrong?

And if you's answer's wrong's.. I'll get's my Cousin Auggie.. to Blast you's.

It must've been her very strong intoxicating perfume Estee Lauder I've been smelling on her nape of the neck and that is what probably made me discharge.


Discharge!?! No don't answer that for goodness sake, Howard.  ;D

Why do I feel so invisible on this board?






Cat

I feel the same way sometimes  :(

I feel the same way sometimes   :(


Hopefully not with me around, Rhonda?  ;)

Hopefully not with me around, Rhonda?  ;)

I couldn'd resist   ::)

Well, rhonda you look so fine (look so fine)
And I know it wouldn’t take much time
For you to help me rhonda
Help me get her out of my heart

Help me rhonda
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Help me rhonda yeah
Get her out of my heart

She was gonna be my wife
And I was gonna be her man
But she let another guy come between us
And it ruined our plan

Well, rhonda you caught my eye (caught my eye)
And I can give you lotsa reasons why
You gotta help me rhonda
Help me get her out of my heart

Help me rhonda
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Get her out of my heart

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Get her out of my heart

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Help, help me rhonda

Hopefully not with me around, Rhonda?  ;)

No Rob, it seems like it's a little quieter around here than usual. And I haven't been as open with others as I have with you, and some of the others. I need to be more talkative than I have been and get to know some of the other members better.   :)  

I couldn'd resist   ::)

Well, rhonda you look so fine (look so fine)
And I know it wouldn’t take much time
For you to help me rhonda
Help me get her out of my heart

Help me rhonda
Help, help me rhonda
Help me rhonda
Help, help me rhonda
Help me rhonda
Help, help me rhonda
Help me rhonda
Help, help me rhonda
Help me rhonda
Help, help me rhonda
Help me rhonda
Help, help me rhonda
Help me rhonda yeah
Get her out of my heart

She was gonna be my wife
And I was gonna be her man
But she let another guy come between us
And it ruined our plan

Well, rhonda you caught my eye (caught my eye)
And I can give you lotsa reasons why
You gotta help me rhonda
Help me get her out of my heart

Help me rhonda
Help, help me rhonda
Help me rhonda
Help, help me rhonda
Help me rhonda
Help, help me rhonda
Help me rhonda
Help, help me rhonda
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Help, help me rhonda
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Help me rhonda yeah
Get her out of my heart

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Get her out of my heart

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Help, help me rhonda

LMAO!!!! Thanks, jiminy!  ;D 

What exactly is crime's?

If a man steal's a loaf of bread's to feed's his family... is that wrong?

Now's.. what's if his family.. that don't like's bread.. they like's cigarettes...


When it's done with malicious or self-serving intent.. then it's wrong.

Bread? Yeah, if he can't find another way to support.

Cigarettes? Self-destructive, no nutrition.. I'm gonna say no.

Discharge!?! No don't answer that for goodness sake, Howard.  ;D


In other words,I spurted out! Is that better Bob? ;D

Beth,Do you think I should order up an escort,prostitute or hooker to ease my urges? :(

Beth,Do you think I should order up an escort,prostitute or hooker to ease my urges? :(


Erm.. *clears throat*... now, I know this isn't directed to me, but I feel I need to say something.. it's mildly creepy that you're asking minors if you should hire a hooker... particularly a female. But anyway...

I'll respond regardless. Now, I want you to think. You're in a relationship... doesn't that sound a tad like cheating?

Erm.. *clears throat*... now, I know this isn't directed to me, but I feel I need to say something.. it's mildly creepy that you're asking minors if you should hire a hooker... particularly a female. But anyway...

I'll respond regardless. Now, I want you to think. You're in a relationship... doesn't that sound a tad like cheating?



Ok never mind.forget I asked that question Apricot.I apologize for that. ;D

Erm.. *clears throat*... now, I know this isn't directed to me, but I feel I need to say something.. it's mildly creepy that you're asking minors if you should hire a hooker... particularly a female. But anyway...

I'll respond regardless. Now, I want you to think. You're in a relationship... doesn't that sound a tad like cheating?




Amen, mah brotha.


Totally Howard, we probably wouldn't be the best advice givers on certain topics, such as your sex life.

But I totally agree with Apricot on the prostitute issue....wouldn't you want your first time to be special, with someone you love? Not just some cheap thrill, with someone you barely know.



~Beth

Howard, is it your first time?  You gotta keep that special mate  ;)

Amen, mah brotha.


Totally Howard, we probably wouldn't be the best advice givers on certain topics, such as your sex life.

But I totally agree with Apricot on the prostitute issue....wouldn't you want your first time to be special, with someone you love? Not just some cheap thrill, with someone you barely know.



~Beth



I'm sorry about that.I've got to keep my mind active on work and getting my life together so sex is not on my priority list at the moment so forget I asked.Sorry Beth. :(

Howard, is it your first time?  You gotta keep that special mate   ;)



This is my 2nd relationship in 3 1/2 years.I've dated a Down Syndrome girl for almost 5 years.

This is my 2nd relationship in 3 1/2 years.I've dated a Down Syndrome girl for almost 5 years.


Yeah I saw the posts and photos, she is very pretty  ;)

Yeah I saw the posts and photos, she is very pretty  ;)



Thank You.It's not easy being in a relationship Tumnus.So far in my new one,I've been going out with Robin for about 8 months so I'm hoping to make it towards a year. :) She's also a pain in my tush! ::)

Thank You.It's not easy being in a relationship Tumnus.So far in my new one,I've been going out with Robin for about 8 months so I'm hoping to make it towards a year. :) She's also a pain in my tush! ::)




Why is she a pain?



~Beth

No Rob, it seems like it's a little quieter around here than usual. And I haven't been as open with others as I have with you, and some of the others. I need to be more talkative than I have been and get to know some of the other members better.   :)  


Yeah? It depends on what people are doing at any given time of the year I suppose. Well, you know the score with me, Rhonda, whatever you say to me stays with me.  ;)

Getting to know the members better is excellent, Rhonda. There are so many . . .  :D

Why is she a pain?


Yeah, it seems like the only things she does that might be a pain are tell you to get a job and not have sex with you.

In other words,I spurted out! Is that better Bob? ;D


I didn't need to know, Howard.

Yeah, it seems like the only things she does that might be a pain are tell you to get a job and not have sex with you.


Well Heck.

I was thinking here. . . i could say something along the lines of my mom does both of those. . . but thankfully . . . i have never asked for, nor wanted Incestual relations . . .

Well Heck.

I was thinking here. . . i could say something along the lines of my mom does both of those. . . but thankfully . . . i have never asked for, nor wanted Incestual relations . . .


Ha ha! Good that your mother knows her role, Andy.  ;D

I feel the same way sometimes  :(




We should start the "invisible club"  ;)




Cat

We should start the "invisible club"  ;)




Cat
Better yet, why not call it the "Stealth Club?" I'll sign up!  ;)

We should start the "invisible club"  ;)




Cat


You know my answer, look at my name!

You know my answer, look at my name!


You guys.  ::)

I would respond but I don't know where I'm supposed to be looking for you.  ;) ;D

You guys.  ::)

I would respond but I don't know where I'm supposed to be looking for you.  ;) ;D


Look for me in The Nowhere Flatlands

<-------------Anyone want to join the "Stealth Club?"  ;)

Look for me in The Nowhere Flatlands


I am looking for you here right now.  ;) :)

We should start the "invisible club"  ;)




Cat

I'm in, but how do I find you guys if we're all invisible?  :D 

Why is she a pain?



~Beth



cause she's so persistent but I guess most girlfriends are pains in the a-s-s sometimes,right? ;D

cause she's so persistent but I guess most girlfriends are pains in the a-s-s sometimes,right? ;D




I think she just wants you to get a job. I think she's trying to help you, not be a pain.



~Beth

Yeah, it seems like the only things she does that might be a pain are tell you to get a job and not have sex with you.



I guess it all comes down to is her being pleased.She will not rest until she gets what she wants or something like that.
But,I do want to have sex eventually but right now we're starting to get to know each other's body.

I think she just wants you to get a job. I think she's trying to help you, not be a pain.



~Beth



I understand that but I feel she's going about it way too fast.She doesn't know what it's like to slow down and to take it day by day.I appreciate it that she's helping me not too much help.

cause she's so persistent but I guess most girlfriends are pains in the a-s-s sometimes,right? ;D

As are some boyfriends/husbands  :D  ;)

As are some boyfriends/husbands  :D   ;)


Don't forget the ex's too.  ;) ;D

I understand that but I feel she's going about it way too fast.She doesn't know what it's like to slow down and to take it day by day.I appreciate it that she's helping me not too much help.


I think you might be rushing the sex a bit too much too. Patience.

I am looking for you here right now.  ;) :)


I'm just left of the Great Beyond

I'm just left of the Great Beyond


You're not going to give on the idea, are you? Well, I can tell you that I do not think you are invisible, Nullandvoid. You are a lovely lady who seems to have an incorrect poor opinion about herself.  :-\\

Yeah, I'm with Bobby on this. You wouldn't strike me as invisible... you least of anyone.


I do observe that people who talk about this invisible thing are people who aren't replied to as frequently. They have posts in boards with many posts, but few of those posts are talking to THEM. Most just go on with the discussion. People get swept up and forget someone said something. Least I think.

Yeah, I'm with Bobby on this. You wouldn't strike me as invisible... you least of anyone.


I do observe that people who talk about this invisible thing are people who aren't replied to as frequently. They have posts in boards with many posts, but few of those posts are talking to THEM. Most just go on with the discussion. People get swept up and forget someone said something. Least I think.


Very true. Sometimes, it's a matter of bad timing too when someone places their post amongst two or three simultaneous conversations.

The main thing to remember Catwoman, gemini and NullandVoid is that you are all valued here and if anyone is accidentally ignoring you - it is nothing personal.  ;)

It's not always that, though. From what I've noticed, there ARE members who get ignored. At the very most, all someone will say is "Thanks for the advice" to those members... It's not frequent, but sometimes these boards can forget about some members.

The key is to make yourself heard... keep going with the conversation, you'll break in at some point.

And remember: It's not intentional, you probably just got left behind in a quick moving conversation.

It's not always that, though. From what I've noticed, there ARE members who get ignored. At the very most, all someone will say is "Thanks for the advice" to those members... It's not frequent, but sometimes these boards can forget about some members.

The key is to make yourself heard... keep going with the conversation, you'll break in at some point.

And remember: It's not intentional, you probably just got left behind in a quick moving conversation.


Um, you've virtually repeated what I said saying that ignorance being unintentional. I am aware members get ignored that's why I said 'if it does happen it's nothing personal'.  ::) ;)

Did  I really? Meh, didn't even realize. No need to get all " ::)" on me.  ;D

Did  I really? Meh, didn't even realize. No need to get all " ::)" on me.  ;D


That's why I added the little " ;)" at the end.

Cool, then. I figured.  :)

Very true. Sometimes, it's a matter of bad timing too when someone places their post amongst two or three simultaneous conversations.

The main thing to remember Catwoman, gemini and NullandVoid is that you are all valued here and if anyone is accidentally ignoring you - it is nothing personal.  ;)

Thanks Rob! I know what you and Apricot are saying. Everything's cool!  8) 

Very true. Sometimes, it's a matter of bad timing too when someone places their post amongst two or three simultaneous conversations.

The main thing to remember Catwoman, gemini and NullandVoid is that you are all valued here and if anyone is accidentally ignoring you - it is nothing personal.  ;)




Awwww, thanks Bobby. But, you notice when we "invisable" people start complaining, people start to notice us.  ;) ;D





Cat

Awwww, thanks Bobby. But, you notice when we "invisable" people start complaining, people start to notice us.  ;) ;D





Cat

The squeeky wheel gets the grease!  :D

The squeeky wheel gets the grease!  :D



I for one, don't really feel very invisible anymore. How about you?




Cat

Awwww, thanks Bobby. But, you notice when we "invisable" people start complaining, people start to notice us.
Well... we didn't WANT you to feel invisible.  ;)

I for one, don't really feel very invisible anymore. How about you?




Cat

I think it's all good now! I feel sooooo loved!  ;D 

Well... we didn't WANT you to feel invisible.  ;)



Thanks.  ;D




Cat

Awwww, thanks Bobby. But, you notice when we "invisable" people start complaining, people start to notice us.  ;) ;D


Lol. As Apricot said, we never thought you were 'invisible' to start with but, since you all mentioned it in a very gentle way, me and my man, Apricot thought we ought to address the issue.  8)

Well put, Bobby.

Bump. Let's DO THIS!

Advise me on where to go for the cheapest car Insurance!!

Advise me on where to go for the cheapest car Insurance!!


Well, Geico would recommend themself... Progressive would recommend whoever was best for you.

So go with Progressive!  :D

Well, Geico would recommend themself... Progressive would recommend whoever was best for you.

So go with Progressive!  :D


Good boy.

Glad to be of service.

Evidently.. no locations exist on there database  ;D
I tried the zip code i'll be living at..
nope

I tried my cousins..
nope

I tried my grandparents...
Nope

I tried our old one..
Nope.

::)

Advise me on where to go for the cheapest car Insurance!!


Churchill - But they don't provide the chauffeur called Les.  ;) ;D

Churchill - But they don't provide the chauffeur called Les.  ;) ;D


THE BASTARDS!!! THE COMPLETE BASTARDS! I want a Chauffer.. wait.. wait.. is a Chaffeur a hot chick who takes her clothes off.. or am i thinking of something totally different and unrelated?

THE BASTARDS!!! THE COMPLETE BASTARDS! I want a Chauffer.. wait.. wait.. is a Chaffeur a hot chick who takes her clothes off.. or am i thinking of something totally different and unrelated?




Is THIS a question that's in need of advice?!??!?!


HUH....HUH!!!.....HUH?!?!?!?!?



NO!




~bETH

THE BASTARDS!!! THE COMPLETE BASTARDS! I want a Chauffer.. wait.. wait.. is a Chaffeur a hot chick who takes her clothes off.. or am i thinking of something totally different and unrelated?


LOL! The hot chicks are usually there in the backseat with you, Andy, not driving the car.  ;D

ok, heres a real question (I swear)

my gfs going back home to Florida for the summer.  She leaves Saturday and I wont see her again till September.  We've talked about me flying down to visit for a week maybe in July or something, but recently Ive been quite low on monatary funds.  She's very passionate about me seeing her.  Id like to but A) Ive never flown before and Im quote afraid of it and B) as stated above, Im broke.  Plus, of the money I do have, I need to spend it on certain things up here in NY, like fixing my car, financing my movie, and general fun having.  Im in a predictament.  Especially since I cant correctly spell predictament.  Plus, over the past 2 minutes Ive been typing this, she's IMed me online like 12 times and I havent read any of it yet lol...

Beth, Issac....what am I to do here?  Do I forfeit my own fun and possibly car and movie just to go fly down to florida (oh and where am I gonna stay lol)?  Help

my gfs going back home to Florida for the summer.  She leaves Saturday and I wont see her again till September.  We've talked about me flying down to visit for a week maybe in July or something, but recently Ive been quite low on monatary funds.  She's very passionate about me seeing her.  Id like to but A) Ive never flown before and Im quote afraid of it and B) as stated above, Im broke.  Plus, of the money I do have, I need to spend it on certain things up here in NY, like fixing my car, financing my movie, and general fun having.  Im in a predictament.  Especially since I cant correctly spell predictament.  Plus, over the past 2 minutes Ive been typing this, she's IMed me online like 12 times and I havent read any of it yet lol...


Well, it depends.. how much do you really wanna see her? Does it mean more to you then having a working automobile? Does it mean more then this movie you speak of? Is it worth making some sacrifices to your fun-time?

If so, then go for it. But if those things are more important then seeing her, I'd say try to explain your situation. Tell her you'd LOVE to see her, but at this point, the money isn't available for such a trip.

And flying? Just like driving, granted you don't stand up. Then it's like sailing. And sailing SUCKS. Just go to the bathroom before your trip, avoid too much to drink, and sleep the whole time. That is... if you go.

Well, it depends.. how much do you really wanna see her? Does it mean more to you then having a working automobile? Does it mean more then this movie you speak of? Is it worth making some sacrifices to your fun-time?

If so, then go for it. But if those things are more important then seeing her, I'd say try to explain your situation. Tell her you'd LOVE to see her, but at this point, the money isn't available for such a trip.

And flying? Just like driving, granted you don't stand up. Then it's like sailing. And sailing SUCKS. Just go to the bathroom before your trip, avoid too much to drink, and sleep the whole time. That is... if you go.






Yeah.




~Beth

Glad we agree.  :D

Glad we agree.  :D




I just didn't have anything to say, nothing more to add I suppose. You about covered it.




~Beth :)

Well MD,Robin and I were a little bit more sexual yesterday at her house when her parents went out to dinner.I don't want to say too much or I'll wind up getting banned again but let me say this she brought me so much to extreme ecstacy that I felt so paralyzed from her touching and french kissing that I was so dizzy that I fell on the floor off the couch. ;D

I think you might be rushing the sex a bit too much too. Patience.



But this wasn't sex.It was fooling around with clothes on. ;)

Well MD,Robin and I were a little bit more sexual yesterday at her house when her parents went out to dinner.I don't want to say too much or I'll wind up getting banned again but let me say this she brought me so much to extreme ecstacy that I felt so paralyzed from her touching and french kissing that I was so dizzy that I fell on the floor off the couch. ;D


Now I KNOW you don't want me channeling that teenage girl again..  ;D

Now I KNOW you don't want me channeling that teenage girl again..  ;D



what teenage girl? ???

what teenage girl? ???


That thing where I said "Hellloo! Too much information!"  ;D

That thing where I said "Hellloo! Too much information!"  ;D


Oh,I thought you were gonna talk like a teenage girl. ;D

Well MD,Robin and I were a little bit more sexual yesterday at her house when her parents went out to dinner.I don't want to say too much or I'll wind up getting banned again but let me say this she brought me so much to extreme ecstacy that I felt so paralyzed from her touching and french kissing that I was so dizzy that I fell on the floor off the couch. ;D



You just....fell? I'll bet that made quite an impression.


Are you going to do the scrapbook idea for your anniversary?


~Beth

I'm not going to force it upon her.I also want to wait till her damm parents are away for a day.I hate overprotective parents when they're always around for christ sakes >:( All I want is privacy that's all I ask for. :(


I know this is "Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...", but might I ask how old Howard's girlfriend is?

I know this is "Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...", but might I ask how old Howard's girlfriend is?


I think he has said before shes the same age as him, 31, although I could be wrong..

I know this is "Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...", but might I ask how old Howard's girlfriend is?


I'll quote and post, just to be a bit more sure he sees this... or go to the "Feel Any Way" board next time he's on.

Well MD,Robin and I were a little bit more sexual yesterday at her house when her parents went out to dinner.I don't want to say too much or I'll wind up getting banned again but let me say this she brought me so much to extreme ecstacy that I felt so paralyzed from her touching and french kissing that I was so dizzy that I fell on the floor off the couch. ;D



;D ;D ;D  Howard..is this tongue in cheek or for real.. ;D ;D ;D

If it ISN'T tongue-in-cheek.. Dear God, imagine if they DO have sex. He'll probably catch fire or explode!  ;D

I know this is "Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...", but might I ask how old Howard's girlfriend is?



Climber,she's 25 years old.

You just....fell? I'll bet that made quite an impression.


Are you going to do the scrapbook idea for your anniversary?


~Beth


I actually fell off the couch.I wound with that "pins and needles"feeling after.I was burning up so much that I needed 3 glasses of water. ;D

I haven't decided what to put in my scrapbook just yet. :)

;D ;D ;D  Howard..is this tongue in cheek or for real.. ;D ;D ;D



tongue in her cheek will come after. ;)

If it ISN'T tongue-in-cheek.. Dear God, imagine if they DO have sex. He'll probably catch fire or explode!  ;D



or wind up with a major heart attack.Don't want that to happen while having sensual sex. ;D

If it ISN'T tongue-in-cheek.. Dear God, imagine if they DO have sex. He'll probably catch fire or explode!  ;D

HAHAHA    ;D  ...or spontaneously combust!! eh Howard    ;D ;D ;D 

or wind up with a major heart attack.Don't want that to happen while having sensual sex. ;D


No. It would spoil the moment for certain  ;D ;D

tongue in her cheek will come after. ;)


oooh baby - as in French kissing  :-*

I think he has said before shes the same age as him, 31, although I could be wrong..




Climber,she's 25 years old.




Thanks, Alex & Howard.  I was just curious (read: nosy!   ::)).

oooh baby - as in French kissing   :-*


Yes french kissing.She was pretty good.I'll give her that.But it kind of felt a bit forceful when she used her teeth and lips.I was the one using my tongue but she wasn't but overall,it was a very nice experience in 7 years. :)

No. It would spoil the moment for certain  ;D ;D



You want to keep the moment nice and sensual.make the woman feel at ease and not try to scare her.just take the foreplay serious and have fun with the girl. :)

If it ISN'T tongue-in-cheek.. Dear God, imagine if they DO have sex. He'll probably catch fire or explode!  ;D



I fear that day. Oh how I fear it.  :o




~Beth

I fear that day. Oh how I fear it.  :o




~Beth



You wouldn't want to see me in action MD. ;D

You wouldn't want to see me in action MD. ;D




When it finally happens. I see yet another banning in your future.




~Beth

You wouldn't want to see me in action MD. ;D


Yes, follow Beth's warning for God's sake - don't write it on the boards.  ;)

Yeah, by all means, DON'T. You're a bit fond of details... and... well, they're not much leeway in describing the act.  ;D

When it finally happens. I see yet another banning in your future.




~Beth



Ok Beth,I'll keep it clean! I'm sorry! :(

Beth,If Robin says she is ticklish in most areas should I continue to make out with her or not? ;D

stay away from the ticklish areas....I totally hate when people tickle me and won't stop!!! GRRRRR!!!


Erin :)

Ok Beth,I'll keep it clean! I'm sorry! :(




Beth,If Robin says she is ticklish in most areas should I continue to make out with her or not? ;D




Ummmmm....  ???



~Beth

Hehehehe, tickle her and see if she laughs or hits you  ;D ;D

Hehehehe, tickle her and see if she laughs or hits you  ;D ;D


I don't know.. if he touches her, he'll likely explode!  :D  ;D

I don't know.. if he touches her, he'll likely explode!  :D  ;D


explode in what way? ;D

Hehehehe, tickle her and see if she laughs or hits you  ;D ;D



she laughs hysterically ;D

define brutal   :D

define brutal   :D


are you talking to me?

are you talking to me?

I must be talking to you, do you see anyone else?  ::)

How would I know when Robin feels comfortable with me on the couch? ???

I must be talking to you, do you see anyone else?  ::)



No but what did you mean by brutal in what way? ???

Yah, when did he say brutal? I didn't see it.

Yah, when did he say brutal? I didn't see it.



I didn't see it either.

How would I know when Robin feels comfortable with me on the couch? ???

when she's nude  ;D

I was talking about the threads title, i want to see a bit more brutality   ;D

I was talking about the threads title, i want to see a bit more brutality   ;D



Hmmm. How so?



~Beth

Hmmm. How so?



~Beth

have you ever de-ticked a dog?

I was talking about the threads title, i want to see a bit more brutality   ;D


Uh... okay. I see. Well, here's an angry motorist.

If Robin says she is ticklish in most areas should I continue to make out with her or not?

Howard, if you continue, it's fine. But if she asks you to stop and you don't, she will turn into this man:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/GoddammitJPEG.jpg


Brutal Enough?  ;D

Uh... okay. I see. Well, here's an angry motorist.

Howard, if you continue, it's fine. But if she asks you to stop and you don't, she will turn into this man:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/GoddammitJPEG.jpg


Brutal Enough?  ;D

no blood  ;D

This is me....bumping a thread.....




BUMP.




~Beth

Bump and Grind



Erin ;D

Bump and Grind



Erin ;D



Heh, yeah...... ???




~Beth  :)

Hmm.. if that made sense to me, I'd undoubtedly channel Stacey again......

Wouldn't I?

when she's nude  ;D



I doubt if that'll happen anytime soon. ::)

Bump and Grind



Erin ;D


bumping uglies. ;D

Wouldn't I?




Yes.

bumping uglies. ;D


*Breathes deeply, preparing to channel Stacey AND her friends*

*Breathes deeply, preparing to channel Stacey AND her friends*




Stacey comes with a posse now?!




~Beth :o

Aw yeah..

Boomp.





~Beth

Hi Beth. :) I'm really glad to have Robin in my life.She makes me feel so positive like this afternoon she called me cause she strained her back from work and I felt negative cause I thought I was a total screw-up from the job interview I had at CVS.Both of us were pretty positive with each other.It goes both ways. :)

Hi Beth. :) I'm really glad to have Robin in my life.She makes me feel so positive like this afternoon she called me cause she strained her back from work and I felt negative cause I thought I was a total screw-up from the job interview I had at CVS.Both of us were pretty positive with each other.It goes both ways. :)


Hey, that is really cool, Howard.  8)

Hey, that is really cool, Howard.  8)


Hi Bob.It's like when were both feeling down in the dumps we should always pick ourselves up and try again. :)

Hi Bob.It's like when were both feeling down in the dumps we should always pick ourselves up and try again. :)




That's great, Howard.




~Beth :)

If i was to turn it up.. who would Bring the Noise?

http://www.mattscdsingles.com/acatalog/25604.jpg

I don't know about bringing the noise, but I reckon your neighbours might be bringing the police!

If i was to turn it up.. who would Bring the Noise?

http://www.mattscdsingles.com/acatalog/25604.jpg


I certainly wouldn't...noisy ruffians...!!

I shall now attack you with 'the antidote'...henjoy!!
                V        V        V

I certainly wouldn't...noisy ruffians...!!

I shall attack you with 'the antidote'...


AAAARRRGGHHHH!

Quick.. either of you advisor like people.. be honest.. how long do i have left after such a brutal assault?

AAAARRRGGHHHH!

Quick.. either of you advisor like people.. be honest.. how long do i have left after such a brutal assault?


Hah! There is no known cure for a 'BOM'...!!

We could've saved a lot of agg by dropping several million of 'em on Iraq...

Hah! There is no known cure for a 'BOM'...!!

We could've saved a lot of agg by dropping several million of 'em on Iraq...


Hehehe

I suggested Pigs with Cameras strapped to there Backs.

;D That music fight was awesome..

Advice...

I have a feeling this thread is going to slowly start making it's way to page 59.....

It's fizzling.




~Beth

I have a feeling this thread is going to slowly start making it's way to page 59.....

It's fizzling.


Meh, just keep bumping. People will get bored and use it. Like this....

Hi Beth. :) How do boyfriends/girlfriends have emotional bonds and what exactly is one in your opinion?
Could this be where the guy and the girl have deep feelings for each other and expresses them to one another knowing exactly how each other feels?

Could this be where the guy and the girl have deep feelings for each other and expresses them to one another knowing exactly how each other feels?


Well, I'm gonna answer this one anyway. I don't think that deep feeling is knowing exactly how the other feels. That not knowing for sure is always gonna be there, unless you're reading their mind.

I think the deep emotional bond is caused by that attraction and connection that couples have.

Well, I'm gonna answer this one anyway. I don't think that deep feeling is knowing exactly how the other feels. That not knowing for sure is always gonna be there, unless you're reading their mind.

I think the deep emotional bond is caused by that attraction and connection that couples have.


Crikey... that's the last councelling session i have with you  :D

Crikey... that's the last councelling session i have with you  :D


Wikka-wha?

This thread's getting boring...
Thus, I have made the decision to put former president Jimmy Carter in place of me...

President Carter.

When i told my Humanities teacher that you needed my homework because on the back of it i had written the introduction to your book on Hovercraft technology.. did she believe me?

{I did actually use this excuse folks.. i can't remember if it worked}

Ya know, I'm not dead either..  :D

Ya know, I'm not dead either..  :D


I thought that fart killed you off

Ya know, I'm not dead either..  :D




Well then, it's all about you and J. Carter from now on. (occasionally me...if things get interesting)


~Beth :D

President Carter.

When i told my Humanities teacher that you needed my homework because on the back of it i had written the introduction to your book on Hovercraft technology.. did she believe me?

{I did actually use this excuse folks.. i can't remember if it worked}




Yes!



~Prez Carter

Yes!



~Prez Carter


Former President Carter... I'm a big fan. I love your band! Do you think you'll ever have a special one-off reunion performance?

Former President Carter... I'm a big fan. I love your band! Do you think you'll ever have a special one-off reunion performance?




No!


~Beth :D

Former President Carter... I am your biggest fan... I have read all your books. You are one of the greatest bestselling authors of all time. Any chance of having a second go at writing a bestseller?

Former President Carter... I am your biggest fan... I have read all your books. You are one of the greatest bestselling authors of all time. Any chance of having a second go at writing a bestseller?




Absolutely not!!!  :D


~Former President Jimmy Carter.

OHMIGOSH!!!  :D


Former President Jimmy Carter was HERE!!! And I MISSED HIM!!!  :o




~Beth :D

Absolutely not!!!  :D


~Former President Jimmy Carter.


Former President Jimmy Carter... I am your biggest fan. I watched all your formula 1 grand prix races back in 1998. Any chance of you doing one more lap for old time's sake?

Former President Jimmy Carter... I am your biggest fan. I watched all your formula 1 grand prix races back in 1998. Any chance of you doing one more lap for old time's sake?



Ummm......












...Probably....












NO!!!  :D





~Former President Jimmy Carter.

Former President Carter. I've seen you somewhere before but as to the whereabouts of my seeing you escapes my brain. I cannot remember what upper social position you had in society. Um.... no, it's gone. I can't remember what you did... probs nothing important..

..ps - my mam has all your cook books! She loves them  :)

OHMIGOSH!!!  :D


Former President Jimmy Carter was HERE!!! And I MISSED HIM!!!  :o


Odd, he signed as "~Beth  :D" once...

Odd, he signed as "~Beth  :D" once...




Errr........








NO!!!  :D



~FPJC

Damnit!! missed eem again.




~Beth >:(

Damnit!! missed eem again.




~Beth >:(


Quite a coincidence that  ::)

Quite a coincidence that  ::)


Hmm... wonder what's going on here..

Hmm... wonder what's going on here..


Hmmm... indeed. I have finally sussed it out. Former President Jimmy Carter's computer broke down so he had to use Beths. See, I aint stupid

Hmmm... indeed. I have finally sussed it out. Former President Jimmy Carter's computer broke down so he had to use Beths. See, I aint stupid


No, everytime I sign on....Former President Jimmy Carter signs off. An oddity at it's finest!


god, I must be really bored.......



~Beth :-\\

Well, I'm gonna answer this one anyway. I don't think that deep feeling is knowing exactly how the other feels. That not knowing for sure is always gonna be there, unless you're reading their mind.

I think the deep emotional bond is caused by that attraction and connection that couples have.


Thank You Apricot. :)

Thank You Apricot. :)


Shoot, that's what I'm here for.

What are some activities that Robin & I can do once the weather gets warmer instead of us being cooped up in the house on Sundays?

What are some activities that Robin & I can do once the weather gets warmer instead of us being cooped up in the house on Sundays?


Are you near any sort of park or anything? They have concerts in the summer at those parks sometimes.

Just do whatever you guys want. Ask her, she might ask you, just go with it.

Are you near any sort of park or anything? They have concerts in the summer at those parks sometimes.

Just do whatever you guys want. Ask her, she might ask you, just go with it.


That's a good idea.When the weather gets warmer,her and I can go to the beach and attend concerts at Jones Beach.Thanks Apricot. :)

Wow... another thread in danger of being lost in the abyss of nothingness for all eternity. I don't really need any advice, but nice thread you've got here!  ;D
Oh, and if you see Former President Beth Carter, tell him me and my family loved the cakes he made and thanx  :)

I KNOW not of this "Beth" you speak OF!!!  :D




Former President Jimmy Carter.

I KNOW not of this "Beth" you speak OF!!!  :D




Former President Jimmy Carter.

I did not have sex with that woman!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7d/Bill-Clinton.jpg

Or...

'No sir, i did not kick the s-h-i-t out of those 2 midgets!'

http://outspoken.typepad.com/outspoken/images/gw.JPG

Hi President Bush! ;D

Wow, Three Presidents In One Day!

http://www.pku.edu.cn/life/xuehui/yasp/pic-sheyingdashi/arnold%20newman/President%20Lyndon%20B.%20Johnson.jpg

Yo! Word!

I am Lyndon Baines Johnson, what is up Essa Bato?

I am the Best President ever.... & That Andrew Rock is by far the best man to be Galactic Emporer!

President Carter i'd like to ask you a question.

Why did you sleep with my wife and push me over in the mud, that wasn't funny you know!

http://www.pku.edu.cn/life/xuehui/yasp/pic-sheyingdashi/arnold%20newman/President%20Lyndon%20B.%20Johnson.jpg

Yo! Word!

I am Lyndon Baines Johnson, what is up Essa Bato?

I am the Best President ever.... & That Andrew Rock is by far the best man to be Galactic Emporer!

President Carter i'd like to ask you a question.

Why did you sleep with my wife and push me over in the mud, that wasn't funny you know!




Errm.....ANYWAY!!



BUMP!!!!!!!!



-Bet....er....Jimmy Carter.... :D

Hmm.. wow, Jimmy, you seem to be signing as Beth a lot..

Hmm.. wow, Jimmy, you seem to be signing as Beth a lot..





NO! It's not true!!......::shifty eyes::




~Beth

Suuuuure... Does anyone else feel something shifty?

LBJ Says -

WORD! I can see the haterisation that's going on here and it displeases me holmes.

It's obvious that Bethany is not FPJC! That guy is a Chuck.. and anyway.. I saw him walking his reticulated python the other day.

Robin has been telling me that she's boring but I tell her that she's not,she's very interesting to talk to and I love so much.How do I boost her confidence in a way that'll make her feel good? ??? :(

Robin has been telling me that she's boring but I tell her that she's not,she's very interesting to talk to and I love so much.How do I boost her confidence in a way that'll make her feel good? ??? :(



Just keep up your genuine interest. Keep taking active part, not TELLING her she's interesting, SHOWING her. If she says she's boring, just say she isn't. She'll stop eventually.

Just keep up your genuine interest. Keep taking active part, not TELLING her she's interesting, SHOWING her. If she says she's boring, just say she isn't. She'll stop eventually.


Thank You.I love spending quality time with my girlfriend. :)

Just keep up your genuine interest. Keep taking active part, not TELLING her she's interesting, SHOWING her. If she says she's boring, just say she isn't. She'll stop eventually.




Pfft. The advice was already given. Very good. I agree.


Howard, maybe she has a low self esteem, just keep on doing what your doing. Build her up and let her know that you love her...



~Beth

Pfft. The advice was already given. Very good. I agree.


Howard, maybe she has a low self esteem, just keep on doing what your doing. Build her up and let her know that you love her...



~Beth



Thanks.What about buying small gifts? Would that boost confidence? ???

Thanks.What about buying small gifts? Would that boost confidence? ???




Gifts are nice, but you spending time with her and good conversation, beats a store bought gift anyday...




~Beth

Gifts are nice, but you spending time with her and good conversation, beats a store bought gift anyday...




~Beth



Oh Ok.So I guess material things aren't as much. ???

Oh Ok.So I guess material things aren't as much. ???





Material things never add up to spending time together, but they are still nice.




~Beth

Material things never add up to spending time together, but they are still nice.




~Beth



Oh Ok.Thanks :)

*BUMP*, fool!!!




~Beth

BURP... whoops i meant BUPM... BUMP  ::)

How important is it in someone's life to finally lose their virginity? For me,I've been waiting about 30 years to finally lose it.Could it happen this year or before the year is up? ???

How important is it in someone's life to finally lose their virginity? For me,I've been waiting about 30 years to finally lose it.Could it happen this year or before the year is up? ???


It's as important as you make it. I have a friend who said he felt a LOT better after he stopped trying to get laid all the time {he's in his 20s}... I wouldn't worry about it, it'll happen.. and the more you rush, the more annoyed your partner's gonna be.. I can't predict an exact time, and the more you try to, the more you'll be disappointed when it doesn't happen.

What ^ said.

Right.

I was sitting in the basement in my shorts and t-shirt.. and (believe it or not) was a bit chilly.. so i put on my gown... now i'm too hot. If your both so smart, and useing simple math, together even smarter, what is the ideal piece of clothing for the in between comfortableness?

How important is it in someone's life to finally lose their virginity? For me,I've been waiting about 30 years to finally lose it.Could it happen this year or before the year is up? ???


When I lost mine in my early 20s, Howard, I wondered what all the big deal was . . . That's got to be a bad sign in a relationship.  :-\\

How important is it in someone's life to finally lose their virginity? For me,I've been waiting about 30 years to finally lose it.Could it happen this year or before the year is up? ???


Whether you hold it great importance is neither here or there...

The crucial part is ensuring you and your partner are ready...

The crucial part is ensuring you and your partner are ready...


Exactly.

Right.

I was sitting in the basement in my shorts and t-shirt.. and (believe it or not) was a bit chilly.. so i put on my gown... now i'm too hot. If your both so smart, and useing simple math, together even smarter, what is the ideal piece of clothing for the in between comfortableness?


Did you have socks on?  sometimes I find that wearing socks makes the difference.

Otherwise what about a long sleeved top made of similar material to a t-shirt.  Having longer sleeves would increase the insulation value of the clothing but not as much as wearing a thicker garment would

When I lost mine in my early 20s, Howard, I wondered what all the big deal was . . . That's got to be a bad sign in a relationship.  :-\\



It's just for me waiting for the right time for my parents to leave the house for vacation or to go out with friends or family.
I should have women over.I'm old enough to do so.I just don't know why I feel like a little kid sometimes. :(

How important is it in someone's life to finally lose their virginity? For me,I've been waiting about 30 years to finally lose it.Could it happen this year or before the year is up? ???


I think you've waited too long. I recommend that one loses his virginity before turning 21. Sex is great, but it takes practice to get good at it. And if you wait too long the whole concept of sex can get blown out of proportion. I think you're setting yourself up to be disappointed. Do it soon, do it often and do it safely.

Also, word to Howard. "Get a room!" No, really - get a hotel room.

I think you've waited too long. I recommend that one loses his virginity before turning 21. Sex is great, but it takes practice to get good at it. And if you wait too long the whole concept of sex can get blown out of proportion. I think you're setting yourself up to be disappointed. Do it soon, do it often and do it safely.



way to make him feel like a total loser...man!  I mean, maybe Howard didn't have the opportunity or experience to have a sexual encounter when he was younger...OR, maybe he felt that he was too young to do it when he was under 21.  I think that is crazy to say that if you don't have sex before you are 21, that it's too late. There are a LOT of people who haven't had it before then...and they have PLENTY of practice the rest of their lives.  What? Do you suppose that middle aged people don't enjoy it...just because they are older?  Who says that ALL of them did it before they were 21? I'm sorry...but I don't think that is the best advice to have thrown at Howard, not to mention, the younger members on the board...everybody needs to judge the "right" time for themselves.


Erin

Dear Howard (and Erin),

I didn't intend to make you feel like a total loser. What I meant to express was that I hope that it happens for you soon. And I hope that it is as wonderful an experience as you have dreamed that it will be. I was crass in my post and I should've thought the issue out. And then not posted a all. I apologize sincerely.

If I may explain...

My experience has been the total opposite of yours. I lost my virginity early. And it took a while before I actually enjoyed it and got better at it. There could be one argument for waiting - granted. I didn't start having good sex until I was 25 and I didn't have great sex until I was 29 and I was in a long-term, serious relationship. Another argument for waiting.

And let me back track. I said that I thought you had waited too long. I didn't mean that you've waited too long and now you're too old and the opportunity has passed. You are a young attractive man and you will soon have the opportunity. What I wanted to communicate (and failed at miserably) was that since you haven't had sex, it takes up a big space in your head. Instead of being a natural and enjoyable part of your life, I am afraid that it's taken on a mythical sort of proportion. That's what I meant to say.

And I am still wrong. Erin replied that everyone has to judge the right time for themselves - when it feels right and with the right person. And that is absolutely true.

I really appreciate your newest post! I think it cleared things up and will make Howard feel better.  I'm sorry if I sounded harsh or that I was yelling at you or something...my intentions were not that at all....I just didn't want Howard to get the wrong impression....however, it was cleared up very nicely.


Erin :)

I really appreciate your newest post! I think it cleared things up and will make Howard feel better.  I'm sorry if I sounded harsh or that I was yelling at you or something...my intentions were not that at all....I just didn't want Howard to get the wrong impression....however, it was cleared up very nicely.


Erin :)


Thanks for being understanding. And you know, when my daughter is old enough to chat online - I'd appreciate it if you were on the same board as her to challenge opinionated folks like myself into thinking about both sides of an issue.

Rachel

And I meant to add a relieved smiley face and a "Thank You!"

I'm pretty late joining this thread, but I'm bored so I'm playing long overdue catch-up now! :)

When I read the latest bit about having to "lose it" before 21, I realized I was 2 years past the expiration date, hehe. :D To be honest though, I don't mind - most guys probably wouldn't share that sentiment, though!

(Before anyone else asks, yes I think I'm at least a somewhat normal heterosexual male!!)

To make a long story short, I guess I'm too much of a "nice guy" in all aspects to ever have really tried (not implying that the guys who do pursue it aren't nice though!!). I guess it's just not the nature of the more "innocent" me. ;)

So, don't worry Howard, you're not the only one--just thought I'd share that to make ya feel better, man! :D

It's just for me waiting for the right time for my parents to leave the house for vacation or to go out with friends or family.
I should have women over.I'm old enough to do so.I just don't know why I feel like a little kid sometimes. :(


You are living with your parents, aren't you? I suppose the lack of freedom you have is going to make you feel like a kid because you must respect your parents wishes as well as your own. I suggest going somewhere independently of each other's parents is a good idea - yes, get a hotel room.  ;) ;D

You are living with your parents, aren't you? I suppose the lack of freedom you have is going to make you feel like a kid because you must respect your parents wishes as well as your own. I suggest going somewhere independently of each other's parents is a good idea - yes, get a hotel room. ;) ;D


I agree with this statement.

Again I live with my parents too (in my case it's partly 'cause the Bay Area is--I kid you not--one of the most expensive places in the country!) which is one reason I don't think I've really felt much of a change in my overall life since 1997.

(Kinda like pop culture. ;D )

I think people feel the "jump" to adulthood much more when they do things like get a "real" job and move out, etc.

I felt the leap from child to teenager MUCH more than I have teen to early 20-something for the same reason, so it's all good.

Now the women situation I wouldn't know as much about, so I'd take Bobby's advice over mine. ;)

way to make him feel like a total loser...man!  I mean, maybe Howard didn't have the opportunity or experience to have a sexual encounter when he was younger...OR, maybe he felt that he was too young to do it when he was under 21.  I think that is crazy to say that if you don't have sex before you are 21, that it's too late. There are a LOT of people who haven't had it before then...and they have PLENTY of practice the rest of their lives.  What? Do you suppose that middle aged people don't enjoy it...just because they are older?  Who says that ALL of them did it before they were 21? I'm sorry...but I don't think that is the best advice to have thrown at Howard, not to mention, the younger members on the board...everybody needs to judge the "right" time for themselves.


Erin



Thank You Erin.People tell me to go buy a hooker/prostitute but I can't afford nothing like that and plus they overcharge you.I never experienced any sexual encounter when I was a kid or even had a girlfriend at the time but in 1997,I experienced my first girlfriend and she lasted almost 5 years but now I feel that Robin who've I've been going out for 10 months is right for me since we both are virgins and I hope she's ready just as ready as I am.First,I have to set my priorities straight.Get a Job first then think about sex/foreplay all I want.

You are living with your parents, aren't you? I suppose the lack of freedom you have is going to make you feel like a kid because you must respect your parents wishes as well as your own. I suggest going somewhere independently of each other's parents is a good idea - yes, get a hotel room.  ;) ;D


I can't even afford a hotel either.I'm sorry. :(

How do you deal with a girl who has some insecurities? Robin keeps telling me that her parents think she's fat/overweight but I keep telling her to not let your parents put you down cause It's not right.I think she's eye candy to me and very beautiful.I don't care what she looks like underneath her clothes.She's beautiful in my eyes. :)

How do you deal with a girl who has some insecurities? Robin keeps telling me that her parents think she's fat/overweight but I keep telling her to not let your parents put you down cause It's not right.I think she's eye candy to me and very beautiful.I don't care what she looks like underneath her clothes.She's beautiful in my eyes. :)




I think you're doing everything you can. Just keep building her up and doing what you're doing. I think a lot of girls deal with this--it's normal, for the most part. What her parents are telling her is definitely not right, though.


You're doing good, Howard.


Beth

I think you're doing everything you can. Just keep building her up and doing what you're doing. I think a lot of girls deal with this--it's normal, for the most part. What her parents are telling her is definitely not right, though.


You're doing good, Howard.


Beth



Thanks Beth.She's beautiful whatever she looks like and she keeps telling me that you're not going to like the way I look naked cause I have so many bumps and bruises on my body and I say who cares and why should I care? I love her any way she looks like. :)

Thanks Beth.She's beautiful whatever she looks like and she keeps telling me that you're not going to like the way I look naked cause I have so many bumps and bruises on my body and I say who cares and why should I care? I love her any way she looks like. :)




Well, I think what you're doing is great. Just keep building her up. Eventually she'll feel more comfortable.


Beth

Well, I think what you're doing is great. Just keep building her up. Eventually she'll feel more comfortable.


Beth



She'll feel comfortable with me around.I'll just keep building up her confidence.

She'll feel comfortable with me around.I'll just keep building up her confidence.



hey Howard...I think Robin is very attractive, don't worry about what her parents say...she's not fat!



Erin :)

hey Howard...I think Robin is very attractive, don't worry about what her parents say...she's not fat!



Erin :)


Thanks.I wish you could be her Mother. :)