In honor of  Hitchhicker's Guide To The Galaxy, my attempt at bad Vogon poetry....

Cringe..... in horror!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ::)  ;D

(courtesy of  http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/vogonpoetry/lettergen.shtml)

See, see the happy sky
Marvel at its big puke green depths.
Tell me, Bill do you
Wonder why the toad ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel sleepy.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your snaggleblutt facial growth
That looks like
A cheese.
What's more, it knows
Your golf potting shed
Smells of pea.
Everything under the big happy sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm fishs.

In honor of  Hitchhicker's Guide To The Galaxy, my attempt at bad Vogon poetry....

Cringe..... in horror!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ::)  ;D

(courtesy of  http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/vogonpoetry/lettergen.shtml)

See, see the happy sky
Marvel at its big puke green depths.
Tell me, Bill do you
Wonder why the toad ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel sleepy.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your snaggleblutt facial growth
That looks like
A cheese.
What's more, it knows
Your golf potting shed
Smells of pea.
Everything under the big happy sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm fishs.


LMAO!

You can join my club Jamie.. we meet on Thursday evenings and act silly  ;D

Why, why do gators look at sky?
Froggles and sniggleblarts eat cottage cheese pies,
and look at the plaid and green flies.
I often wonder why, when snargs sing bye.
Don't ask the garbageman why,
he'll only tell you to take a hike.
as he reads a book about Carrot Top.
My toenails need clipping today, they haven't been
clipped lately.
Fraggles don't eat rocks, so why should you?

;D

LOLOLOL Fabulous.. i must try my hand at this.

Brittle snot flips around my head,
as i fall out of my hammock and wish that it was a bed.
I have kicked the dog, twice.
If my wife barks again maybe thrice.
Definatley i am amazing,
for my poetry is like double glazing.
Keeping in heat and keeping out cold.
Everything else smells bad because it's old!

Coffee is cold, grapefruit in the fridge is getting old,
tax collector is at my door, or so I am told.
Go away, come back some other day, or I'll beat
you with moldy kelp.
Week old cheese smells skunk, rotting in noon day sun, yum!
My neighbour welpying profanity,
"You frooking, ugly, greeny, mushfleg! Give me back my
flammer and spammer, you sporf!'
So I sick my pet elephant on him.
He won't be welpying anymore.

;D

Any others willing to contibute?