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Subject: The Oath
Written By: ElDuderino on 04/07/05 at 10:37 pm
I hereby swear to an Oath of no dating, no pursuing women, no sex/love life of any kind. Unless its Mary.
Wish me luck. :)
And so yeah basically the topic here is celebacy..
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: ADH13 on 04/07/05 at 10:39 pm
For how long??? :o
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: ElDuderino on 04/07/05 at 10:40 pm
Indefinitely.
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/07/05 at 10:42 pm
Psshhh..
Bologna.
~Beth
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: ElDuderino on 04/07/05 at 10:43 pm
No, I am completely serious.
This is a gutsy move.
But I'm a gutsy guy.
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: ElDuderino on 04/07/05 at 10:46 pm
I wonder how long I can go..
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: jiminy on 04/07/05 at 10:47 pm
This might be helpfull ::)
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: ElDuderino on 04/07/05 at 10:50 pm
I can do it! It will be good for me.
I should be the most important person in my life. I love me! Yay!
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: ElDuderino on 04/07/05 at 10:51 pm
Oh I love you too! :)
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 04/07/05 at 10:52 pm
I've been practicing celebacy for the last 19.5 years. Not by choice either ;D
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: Kenlos on 04/07/05 at 10:55 pm
I've been practicing celebacy for the last 19.5 years. Not by choice either ;D
Haha, I have you beat I am at 22 years and counting and not by choice either. I swear I have a curse.
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: sputnikcorp on 04/07/05 at 11:07 pm
sex is overrated anyway. you get all sticky, your hair gets messed up and you smell funny afterwards. plus the pregnancy thing, you have to worry about contraceptives and her time of the month....
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: ElDuderino on 04/07/05 at 11:12 pm
Yeah man, screw sex! :D
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: jackas on 04/07/05 at 11:20 pm
Good luck, Alex!
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: ElDuderino on 04/07/05 at 11:26 pm
D@mn you, how did you know I like redheads!! :D
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 1:54 pm
I'm taking bets... how long will this last? ::)
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 2:00 pm
Some more bait or should I call her Master bait? ;D
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: RockandRollFan on 04/08/05 at 2:03 pm
Hey...you can still have "Clinton" sex...it's really sex but it's really not ::)
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 2:06 pm
Hey...you can still have "Clinton" sex...it's really sex but it's really not ::)
come on dear boy and have a cigar ;D
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: RockandRollFan on 04/08/05 at 2:08 pm
come on dear boy and have a cigar ;D
;D I'm not "planning" on sex tonight, but if it happens I won't object :)
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: ADH13 on 04/08/05 at 2:10 pm
What about this one??  You know she likes to talk to you....
<ducking from flying objects>
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 2:24 pm
Boy Scout Oath or Promise
On my honor, I will do my best
To do my duty to God and my country and to obey the Scout Law;
To help other people at all times;
To keep myself physically strong, mentally awake and morally straight.
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 2:31 pm
Cub Scout Promise
I, (say your name), promise
to DO MY BEST
To do my DUTY to GOD
And my Country
To HELP other people, and
To OBEY the LAW of the Pack
Law of the Pack
The Cub Scout follows Akela.
The Cub Scout helps the pack go.
The pack helps the Cub Scout grow.
The Cub Scout gives goodwill. ;)
girls need some goodwill, don't you think? ??? ::)
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: AL-B on 04/08/05 at 6:43 pm
Perhaps this might flutter your putter: ;)
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: jackas on 04/08/05 at 6:47 pm
Think you might need this.
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 6:50 pm
Think you might need this.
$1.50 refund?
how much do they charge for this stuff?
I'll use crisco ;D
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: jackas on 04/08/05 at 6:52 pm
$1.50 refund?
how much do they charge for this stuff?
I'll use crisco ;D
That looks like a one week supply, jiminy. ;)
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: AL-B on 04/08/05 at 6:54 pm
Think you might need this.
Nah, this is what I use: ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 6:54 pm
That looks like a one week supply, jiminy. ;)
I think it's 13 oz verses 11 oz, you can recycle the crisco  ;D
Mom, the chicken tastes like frog legs tonight  ;D
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 6:57 pm
Nah, this is what I use: ;D ;D ;D
use PAM
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 6:58 pm
Think you might need this.
I think you need it to get in and out of them black latex pants :D
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: jackas on 04/08/05 at 7:01 pm
I think you need it to get in and out of them black latex pants :D
Yes, I do. ;)
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 7:03 pm
Yes, I do. ;)
have you ever wore corduroy pants in a quiet place?
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: ElDuderino on 04/08/05 at 7:04 pm
;D
Look at the first post.
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 7:06 pm
He Doesn't  ::)
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: jackas on 04/08/05 at 7:07 pm
;D
Look at the first post.
You never said you would exclude Rosie. ;)
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: ElDuderino on 04/08/05 at 7:07 pm
You never said you would exclude Rosie. ;)
Rosie? ???
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: jackas on 04/08/05 at 7:10 pm
Rosie? ???
Rosie Palm and her five sisters. ::)
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: ElDuderino on 04/08/05 at 7:18 pm
Rosie Palm and her five sisters. ::)
Nyuck nyuck nyuck.
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: bjmolen on 04/08/05 at 7:24 pm
Rosie Palm and her five sisters. ::)
Considering your avatar, that's quite an interesting joke, Jacks.
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: ElDuderino on 04/08/05 at 7:29 pm
;D ;D ;D
Good one, bjmolen!
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: jackas on 04/08/05 at 7:34 pm
Considering your avatar, that's quite an interesting joke, Jacks.
Don't make me. ;)
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: bjmolen on 04/08/05 at 7:39 pm
Don't make me. ;)
I won't make you. But, what if I asked nicely. . .?
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 7:41 pm
Don't make me. ;)
what does the bj in bjmolen stand for? :D
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: bjmolen on 04/08/05 at 7:55 pm
what does the bj in bjmolen stand for? :D
Guess I had that one coming. It's my first two initials . . . really.
Ben (Benjamin) Joseph
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: jackas on 04/08/05 at 7:56 pm
I won't make you. But, what if I asked nicely. . .?
;D ;)
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: ElDuderino on 04/08/05 at 7:57 pm
Lets try to stay on topic guys..
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: jackas on 04/08/05 at 7:57 pm
Lets try to stay on topic guys..
Back to NO SEX!
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: ElDuderino on 04/08/05 at 8:23 pm
Back to NO SEX!
Notice the edit to my first post..
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: bjmolen on 04/08/05 at 8:27 pm
I won't have anything to do with the Oath. I already had a 23 year dry spell, fell off the wagon last summer
and don't intend on getting back on. Finally living the college life, and lovin it.
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: NullandVoid on 04/08/05 at 9:05 pm
Im with ya, I've been scared celibate since January of 2003. I don't even think about doing anything anymore.
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: ElDuderino on 04/08/05 at 9:19 pm
Im with ya, I've been scared celibate since January of 2003. I don't even think about doing anything anymore.
Scared celibate? Did someone take advantage of you? ???
If so, that is quite different from my reasons. My motivation is that, well I am very much in love with someone. But at present it doesn't seem like I will get to be with her. And that hits me pretty darn hard. Hard enough that I want to stay away from that for a long while if true.
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/17/05 at 1:58 pm
Hey Alex,
DENIED!!!!!
Just kidding, man.
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: jackas on 04/17/05 at 2:00 pm
Hey Alex,
DENIED!!!!!
Just kidding, man.
Was it Mary last night?
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: ElDuderino on 04/17/05 at 2:02 pm
Was it Mary last night?
No, some junior who made a move on me..
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: jackas on 04/17/05 at 2:04 pm
No, some junior who made a move on me..
You're weak! ;) ;D
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: ElDuderino on 04/17/05 at 2:06 pm
She was rather persistent. Go to the 'who would you date' thread, to hear the full scoop. ;D
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: Bobby on 04/17/05 at 2:12 pm
Jacks. Who is the lady in that picture? She is smashing! :o :D
Well . . . How is your oath going now Prom man? ;) ;D
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: Alchoholica on 04/17/05 at 2:15 pm
It was Carmen Electra Bob
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: jackas on 04/17/05 at 2:19 pm
She was rather persistent. Go to the 'who would you date' thread, to hear the full scoop. ;D
I'm afraid I read it all. :o
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: Bobby on 04/17/05 at 2:20 pm
It was Carmen Electra Bob
Very nice. I do like redheads. Especially of that colour . . . Huh? What are we talking about? Er . . . Alex, are you going to stay true to your oath?  :)
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: jackas on 04/17/05 at 2:21 pm
Jacks. Who is the lady in that picture? She is smashing! :o :D
Well . . . How is your oath going now Prom man? ;) ;D
Andy is correct.
I had to try and make "the oath" hard and who better than Carmen Electra. ;)
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/17/05 at 2:22 pm
He made the oath before he macked out and copped numerous feels....so I say again...
DENIED!!!
;D
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/17/05 at 2:23 pm
It was Carmen Electra Bob
I just Google Search Carmen Electra and I saw totally different pictures!
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: Alchoholica on 04/17/05 at 2:23 pm
I had to try and make "the oath" hard and who better than Carmen Electra. ;)
Carmen Electra and the word.. 'Hard' in the same sentance.. ummmmmmm....
She was alright.. didn't appreciate me farting during the middle of the night though
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: jackas on 04/17/05 at 2:26 pm
I just Google Search Carmen Electra and I saw totally different pictures!
Yes, she has a lot of different.
I think she is one of the prettiest women.
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: jackas on 04/17/05 at 2:27 pm
Carmen Electra and the word.. 'Hard' in the same sentance.. ummmmmmm....
She was alright.. didn't appreciate me farting during the middle of the night though
I noticed that as I was typing it. ;D
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: Bobby on 04/17/05 at 2:28 pm
Carmen Electra and the word.. 'Hard' in the same sentance.. ummmmmmm....
She was alright.. didn't appreciate me farting during the middle of the night though
Yes . . .
Good going, man. :D ;D
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/10/05 at 10:11 pm
I thought that this may surface some old laughs.
::BUMP, YO::
~Beth :D
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: Apricot on 07/10/05 at 10:14 pm
Oh, the laughs.
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: ADH13 on 07/10/05 at 10:15 pm
hahaha yeah that was funny.. I mean ghey... ;D
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: Apricot on 07/10/05 at 10:23 pm
hahaha yeah that was funny.. I mean ghey... ;D
Ghey? Don't you mean gay? And I don't see what being happy has to do with it.
;D
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/10/05 at 10:23 pm
hahaha yeah that was funny.. I mean ghey... ;D
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!! THAT IS SO RUDE!! BAHHHHH!!!!!  :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
~Beth ;D
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/10/05 at 10:25 pm
OMG!!! The Oath! That was too funny! I wonder how our little friend is doing these days?
Erin :)
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: Alchoholica on 07/10/05 at 10:30 pm
OMG!!! The Oath! That was too funny! I wonder how our little friend is doing these days?
Still in bed i guess
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/10/05 at 10:31 pm
OMG!!! The Oath! That was too funny! I wonder how our little friend is doing these days?
Erin :)
Last I heard of him...he was off to pursue his duty as ......INDIE ROCKER REBORN
~Beth
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: Apricot on 07/10/05 at 10:34 pm
Yes, yes, Hardcore.
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/10/05 at 10:37 pm
it's strange though...he was all about posting here...and then he graduated and I guess moved, but I am surprised that he has not been online at all, just to fill us in on his life, etc. I mean, even though his uncle or whoever may not have internet access, there are other ways of getting online. I wonder if once he starts back up at school, if he will grace us with his presence or not?
Erin :)
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: Apricot on 07/10/05 at 10:39 pm
it's strange though...he was all about posting here...and then he graduated and I guess moved, but I am surprised that he has not been online at all, just to fill us in on his life, etc. I mean, even though his uncle or whoever may not have internet access, there are other ways of getting online. I wonder if once he starts back up at school, if he will grace us with his presence or not?
I love how he'd never use the "Feel Any Way" board after the "ghey" thing...
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: Alchoholica on 07/10/05 at 10:51 pm
it's strange though...he was all about posting here...and then he graduated and I guess moved, but I am surprised that he has not been online at all, just to fill us in on his life, etc. I mean, even though his uncle or whoever may not have internet access, there are other ways of getting online. I wonder if once he starts back up at school, if he will grace us with his presence or not?
He's always on MSN messenger.. but never ever talks
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: Apricot on 07/10/05 at 10:52 pm
He's always on MSN messenger.. but never ever talks
He never talked on AIM either... even before he despised me.
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: Alchoholica on 07/10/05 at 10:53 pm
He never talked on AIM either... even before he despised me.
;D You just make friends everywhere son
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: Apricot on 07/10/05 at 10:54 pm
;D You just make friends everywhere son
;D Well, that's me.... getting hated because I brought a friend on this board who didn't want to read David Copperfield. ;D
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: Alchoholica on 07/10/05 at 10:56 pm
;D Well, that's me.... getting hated because I brought a friend on this board who didn't want to read David Copperfield. ;D
YOU BASTARD
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: Apricot on 07/10/05 at 11:03 pm
YOU BASTARD
Oh, WHAT? You wanna go? *Breaks bottle* LET'S GO!
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: Alchoholica on 07/10/05 at 11:14 pm
Oh, WHAT? You wanna go? *Breaks bottle* LET'S GO!
I wouldn't boy, ask Beth about the original andrew rock masterpiece she just recieved. I'll p.m it to you ;D
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/10/05 at 11:21 pm
I wouldn't boy, ask Beth about the original andrew rock masterpiece she just recieved. I'll p.m it to you ;D
It...was wrong on about 391 different levels..
~Beth :o
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: Alchoholica on 07/10/05 at 11:40 pm
It...was wrong on about 391 different levels..
~Beth :o
You just don't appreciate true talent.
Can you imagine alex's opinion.
Although i didn't say Gay ;D
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: jiminy on 07/11/05 at 5:03 am
Still in bed i guess
Dr. Wankenstein by now  ;D
Subject: Re: The Oath
Written By: Apricot on 07/11/05 at 10:10 am
Can you imagine alex's opinion.
Oh God.. I can see it now...
http://www.legjoints.com/Ziggyfeed3/apocalypse-water.jpg
^ See, the floodgates opened!