Why not?  ;D

Wow, we're gonna need a separate board for "Ask" threads soon!!


Dude.. do you like The Grateful Dead?  Have you ever studied their subculture?

Andrea, yes I like the Greatful Dead quite a bit. No, however, I don't know much about their subculture. I've recently got into their music, via my p2p program(lol), but thats about it so far.

I'll ask you the same thing I asked Mark..

What is/was your all-time favorite thread on this site?

Wow, tough one! But I would have to say.."Feel Anyway, Any form of news thread".

Oh, Jesus! What's that smell?!?

Wow, tough one! But I would have to say.."Feel Anyway, Any form of news thread".



Ha ha!  It's funny that your favorite thread would be one of the FEW I've never posted in
lol  ;D

Oh, Jesus! What's that smell?!?


*searches around the apartment*

Dammit, somebody left the milk open out on the counter! NOW how will I fix a caucasian? I don't want to go to the store. Maaan..:(

:P

What's your favorite scene in "The Big Lebowski?"

AL -B, when Dude gets knocked out at Jackie Treehorn's place and he has the freaky dream with Maude in it in an Opera outfit(and I must say, Julianne Moore looked quite sexy in that outfit).

AL -B, when Dude gets knocked out at Jackie Treehorn's place and he has the freaky dream with Maude in it in an Opera outfit(and I must say, Julianne Moore looked quite sexy in that outfit).
Ah yes, "GUTTERBALLS." (I like the scene when the Dude, Walter, and Donnie go over to that Larry kid's house and start yelling at him, and Walter goes outside and smashes the windows out of the Corvette.)

What's your real name and can we call you by it?

What's your real name and can we call you by it?
His name is Jeff Lebowski.  ;)

What's your real name and can we call you by it?


My real name is Alex, or Wallace. Whichever you prefer. Although, most people on here call me Alex.

So there you go, Mark. :P

His name is Jeff Lebowski. ;)


I wish!

Sorry to shatter the illusion. ;D

Dear Dude:

Last week I was driving my truck through the Oklahoma Panhandle when I saw the mysterious phrase "PAPER ABSORBS STEAM" spraypainted on a railroad overpass. Can you tell me what that means? (I'll ask everyone this and get their different takes on it.)

Sincerely,

AL-B

Well, AL -B, my interpretation involves rolled up little pieces of paper and various other contents.  :D

Hey Dude!

Do you believe in ghosts and/or have you ever seen one?


Erin :)

No, and I've never seen one.

Thats it for now. Good night.

No, and I've never seen one.

Thats it for now. Good night.



later dude!

Erin :)

what's a speedbump?

The body-uhm, ahem, nevermind. ;D

Night. I really gotta go to bed now..

My real name is Alex, or Wallace. Whichever you prefer. Although, most people on here call me Alex.

So there you go, Mark. :P
Thanks...Alex :)

I'm on now. Any more questions?

I'm on now. Any more questions?


Yes... did you go to school today??

or should I go dig up the jipped, swindled bamboozled thread for this question?  ???

How's your relationship going? :)

I asked Mary to the Prom today, to find out that she already has a date.

I asked Mary to the Prom today, to find out that she already has a date.


Who's Mary?

I asked Mary to the Prom today, to find out that she already has a date.



Oh man, that sucks...  :(

Sorry to hear that, dude...

Do you belong to any social club?

There aren't any.

Do you like to shop?

Yeah but I rarely get to.

if cow = female and bull = male... what is the general name from this animal species we get our milk and beef from?

What are you gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you? ;D

if cow = female and bull = male... what is the general name from this animal species we get our milk and beef from?


Not sure..??? Interesting question.


What are you gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you? ;D


Kick Hulk Hogan's butt, and duct tape him to a recliner. THEN..pop in "Santa Claus With Muscles" in the VCR and watch him squirm. ;D

what happened to midget wrestling in the WWE? there used to be some midget matches

Randy Orton OR Undertaker?

I don't know what happened to the midget wrestling, jiminy. Probably too politically incorrect.

Randy Orton OR Undertaker?


Neither. I don't like wrestling.

What sports are you a fan of?

None, I hate sports.

Do you like anything?

he likes beth on this site   ::)

he likes beth on this site   ::)



Who's beth? ???

Haha. Yes. I like music, I like reading, I like the internet, I like TV Land and Comedy Central, I like movies, and I like cooking.

Who's beth? ???
quirky_cat_girl sister

he likes beth on this site   ::)


What do you mean?

just an observation

just an observation


Observation..about what, exactly? ???

MidKnightDarkness
I do recall a chat onenight where I was the 3rd wheel

MidKnightDarkness
I do recall a chat onenight where I was the 3rd wheel


Oh, and what do you think that means?

MidKnightDarkness
I do recall a chat onenight where I was the 3rd wheel


was that the night of the meat thread?

Oh, and what do you think that means?
it's no big deal, people get along better then with others

Do you watch Survivor?

No.

Do you watch Survivor?
I saw the first one when the fag won and most on the one with Boston Rob, they moved the last episode to a different night and I forgot it was on  ;D
PS: it wasn't baseball season so I had thursdays free

what is your favorite comedy?

Show or film?

Show or film?



film?

What is your favorite song?

film?


Currently: Anchorman. All time: Animal House.

What is your favorite song?


Can't pick. :P

How long should a pair of fruit of the loom underwear last?
Howard does a lot of stretching out of his
(mark wouldn't answer)  ;D

How long should a pair of fruit of the loom underwear last?
Howard does a lot of stretching out of his
(mark wouldn't answer)  ;D


A year(at least).

How long should a pair of fruit of the loom underwear last?
Howard does a lot of stretching out of his
(mark wouldn't answer)  ;D



My god if I had to wring your neck and squeeze I would do so from this laptop. ;D

My god if I had to wring your neck and squeeze I would do so from this laptop. ;D


Sounds violent.... ::)

Hey dude.. just a little observation if you don't mind...

I find it amusing that you always say you have go to, or you're off to bed, and then 20 mins later you're still here.  ;D

I think it's funny because i always do that... not just on boards, but in everyday life too.. I'll be somewhere and say "I really have to go" about 30-40 mins before I end up leaving.

Yup, I always do this. ;D

Dude, why are you such a rad guy?




~Beth

Well, you see señorita, it is because I have *quotation fingers*Mooojo*/quotation fingers*. ;D

Well, you see señorita, it is because I have *quotation fingers*Mooojo*/quotation fingers*. ;D



;D


Your a cracker.


~Beth

;D


Your a cracker.


~Beth



I say, I say now I take awwfence to that remawk!

http://www.fi-donc.nl/artwork/wb/j-classicfoghorn.jpg

;D Btw, it is "you're". :P

;D... I stand corrected.



~Beth

awwww....this is TOOO cute!!!

too bad you can't fly Beth to Texas...cuz I know she would be your date for the prom...and she's an awesome chick (and it's not even me being partial because she's my sis)


Erin :)

awwww....this is TOOO cute!!!

too bad you can't fly Beth to Texas...cuz I know she would be your date for the prom...and she's an awesome chick (and it's not even me being partial because she's my sis)


Erin :)


I appreciate the thought. :)

awwww....this is TOOO cute!!!

too bad you can't fly Beth to Texas...cuz I know she would be your date for the prom...and she's an awesome chick (and it's not even me being partial because she's my sis)


Erin :)




Aww shucks Ereeeen.....I never knew you felt that way  :\'(.....lol


~Beth :)

Jiminy... you've already got Apricot getting a sex change and becoming Alyssa...
we've got Quirkycatgirl being born blue and possibly part smurf...
now we've got Alex liking Beth...
Howard in underoos..

Why don't you just start a tabloid thread already???

(Sorry to take up your space here, Dude.. but there's no Ask Jiminy thread.. yet)

Its ok, Andrea. ;D

YEAH JIMINY!!

*nods in agreement*



~Beth *adh13's lackey*

Jiminy... you've already got Apricot getting a sex change and becoming Alyssa...
we've got Quirkycatgirl being born blue and possibly part smurf...
now we've got Alex liking Beth...
Howard in underoos..

Why don't you just start a tabloid thread already???

(Sorry to take up your space here, Dude.. but there's no Ask Jiminy thread.. yet)

ask me in the I gotta pee thread  :D

Didn't your user name used to be 'dude'?

Didn't your user name used to be 'dude'?


No.

Does The Dude have a dudette?

Thanks, and no more talk about Burger King. I'm getting hungry. :-X
No.

Does The Dude have a dudette?


Nope.

Why did you just change your name for El Duderino? Is that because "dude" isn't taken anymore?

Why did you just change your name for El Duderino? Is that because "dude" isn't taken anymore?


I dunno, most people on here call me "Dude" or "The Dude" anyway, and a couple of other people had changed their names so I figured I would..

I changed my name twice, once as "America" (what was I thinking?) and again to "J.C.", before Indy Gent.

What is a good place to fish at?


I dunno, most people on here call me "Dude" or "The Dude" anyway, and a couple of other people had changed their names so I figured I would..

I haven't been fishing in years, so I don't know. When I was a kid my dad took me fishing at the Sabine river a few times.

would you like to pursue one?

would you like to pursue one?


Yeah.

The Dude...ROCKS the Burgh!!! :D


Erin :)

The Dude...ROCKS the Burgh!!! :D


Erin :)


Whats that mean? ???

oh i don't know...i guess it's a Pittsburgh thing....when something is cool....you say, "So and so....ROCKS the BURGH"!!!!!!!!.....like the "city"....I guess that is what it means!

LOL :D


Erin :)

oh i don't know...i guess it's a Pittsburgh thing....when something is cool....you say, "So and so....ROCKS the BURGH"!!!!!!!!.....like the "city"....I guess that is what it means!

LOL :D


Erin :)


Oh ok. :) Thanks.

8)

Cool like whip


Jammin like smuckers



~Beth

Buna Dude, sunt James... ce mai faci?
I know a bit of Romanian  :D

I'm sorry I don't speak any Romanian. I bet it'd be fun to learn some though. :)

I'm a language enthusiast. I know bits and pieces of tons of languages.

chillin like Bob Dylan


Maxin like Michael Jackson


LOL


Erin :)

speaking of michael jackson....


did you hear that he claims he was a virgin until he was like 34 or something like that? and supposedly he used to call that 9 year old boy and tell him about his love life...whatever!


Erin :)

speaking of michael jackson....


did you hear that he claims he was a virgin until he was like 34 or something like that? and supposedly he used to call that 9 year old boy and tell him about his love life...whatever!


Erin :)


Maybe he was. ;D

Its possible to be a virgin in your 30s..

Buna Dude, sunt James... ce mai faci?
I know a bit of Romanian  :D

buna = hello
sunt = I am
ce mai faci? = how are you?

Maybe he was. ;D

Its possible to be a virgin in your 30s..




maybe....but that seems a bit shady...even for him


Erin

maybe....but that seems a bit shady...even for him


Erin
please stand up  :P

maybe....but that seems a bit shady...even for him


Erin


Don't let Howard hear you. ;D

Don't let Howard hear you. ;D



yes..but Howard's not flippin Michael Jackson.....they are two completely different walks of life


Erin :)

Rise! ;D

Don't let Howard hear you. ;D



I heard that ::)

no offense Howard......

I was just stating my disbelief of MJ still being a virgin..considering his past....

nothing against you


Erin :)

It wasn't my nickname.

Overboard. Funny factor gone.

Are you in a bad mood today?  :(

Eh, I'm alright. Just a little tired and stressed.

How did you think up your new name???

Asks: MidKnightDarkness




~Beth

Because that is one of the nicknames of Batman, of course. Its a trifle obvious, isn't it?

oh yeah!?!?!....OH YEAH!?!??!!?......WELL....WELL!!!.....NO!!!




~Beth

What's next?  NoonBrightness?

MorningLightness


~Beth

oh yeah!?!?!....OH YEAH!?!??!!?......WELL....WELL!!!.....NO!!!




~Beth


A bit slow tonight?

I mean, because EVERYONE knows "The Dark Knight" is one of Batman's nicknames..

Although I will admit that "The Wraith" and "The World's Greatest Detective" are lesser known outside of the comic community..

well i can vouch for Beth by saying that she is NOT a Batman fan....so therefore....seeing your new screen name, she thought what everyone else would have thought....that you were copying hers a bit.



Erin :)

well i can vouch for Beth by saying that she is NOT a Batman fan....so therefore....seeing your new screen name, she thought what everyone else would have thought....that you were copying hers a bit.



Erin :)


Oh come on, I think its widely known The Dark Knight means Batman, you don't have to be a fan. Now, The Wraith and The World's Greatest Detective probably would not be known to a non-fan. But I digress.

PshhAW




~Beth

What does PssAW mean?

Whatever



~Bee

Well, aren't you being surley today?

And when are you going to post your voice? :P

Well I can anytime now....I just dont' know what to say.....I was trying to record something today...but it was awkward silence

Say:

"This is Beth from Pennyslvania, I'd like to say hi to (whoever you want to say hi to), I really enjoy talking to you guys and its great hearing your voices, bye"

Ohhhh, I almost forgot, you can also say that I rock the burgh, lol.

I need something with.....oomph.



OOOMPH!!!


...where is my motivation?!?!?




~Beth

I need something with.....oomph.



OOOMPH!!!


...where is my motivation?!?!?




~Beth


You are SUCH a primadonna, geez..

Why do I feel so pretty right now?

you are going to ask that on every thread until you get a descent answer aren't you???




~Beth

Thread resurrected.

Thread not interested in giving more posts to.

Alex, what is astral projection?  Does it have something to do with astrology?

Just kidding, I'd be happy to continue the A F-ing over here, as Beth calls it.

Alex, what is astral projection? Does it have something to do with astrology?


Astral projection is an out of body experience, achieved often through meditation. No, its not really related to astronomy.

Alright, here's a question: Ever consider satisfying your urge to feel more mature then other teens by going to a Barnes and Noble or a Starbucks? Might be more effective.

I always thought it would be cool to be able to do that.......it would be freaky to see.


Erin :)

Ohhh the A F-age!!!!!





Glorious defeat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alright, here's a question: Ever consider satisfying your urge to feel more mature then other teens by going to a Barnes and Noble or a Starbucks? Might be more effective.


I love both of those places. But since when is Starbucks a more mature thing? ??? Lots of teenagers around here like to go there..

I like to go to Barnes & Noble and sip on a Frappacino drink...and watch people!

LOL


Erin :)

I love both of those places. But since when is Starbucks a more mature thing? ??? Lots of teenagers around here like to go there..


College kids tend to frequent them, from what I see.

But then, we're a hick town in the middle of nowhere, so... different town, different style.

I like to go to Barnes & Noble and sip on a Frappacino drink...and watch people!

LOL


Erin :)


I tried that a couple a week or so ago. I wanted to get out but i didnt have anyone to do anything with so i had my mom drop me off there.

Alex, have you ever tried using a Ouija board?

Alex, have you ever tried using a Ouija board?


Nah.

I don't really know what to do now.

I don't really know what to do now.


What do you mean?

Well, the "big night" is two nights from now. Saturday.

I pretty much know that I've gotten elected(I have sources). So I definitely gotta be there..

I should be looking forward to it, but I'm not. Darnit, I should be happy. But I'm not. And I don't have the heart to tell anyone outside of this forum. So many people pulled for me in all of this, that I'd feel guilty in admitting that I am still very much unhappy. Perhaps more so now than ever.

What really gets you mad?

The fact that despite all of this, despite that the people I attend school with supposedly accept me, they are nice to me at school, they even elected me Prom king..

Well, you would think someone would go with me to Prom.

so..you don't have any girls outside of school that you know that would maybe help you out in this situation?


Erin :)

so..you don't have any girls outside of school that you know that would maybe help you out in this situation?


Erin :)


Nah. I don't know any girls outside of my school. Which is unfortunate considering how small a school it is.

Hows this for desperation: I asked out my English III teacher to the Prom. She was pretty cool about it, just told that she didn't think that would look very good. She is always very nice to me. And shes only 30 so its not that bad, lol.

awww..that sucks...


well i say...just go..try to have fun...

i mean..usually when everybody gets there...they hang out with everybody..and not just the person that they went with...ya know?


Erin :)

so..you don't have any girls outside of school that you know that would maybe help you out in this situation?


Erin :)


Well maybe since Mary doesn't have a date, it will turn out to be a good thing that you don't have one.. especially if you get elected king and she gets elected queen  :)

Well maybe since Mary doesn't have a date, it will turn out to be a good thing that you don't have one.. especially if you get elected king and she gets elected queen  :)



that's a really good point!


Erin :)

Well maybe since Mary doesn't have a date, it will turn out to be a good thing that you don't have one.. especially if you get elected king and she gets elected queen  :)


Yeah, maybe although she isn't likely to win. The frontrunners right now are Aaren(how ironic..) and my friend, Lindsay(I am hoping she wins because she is always nice to me, and as ticked as I am at Aaren right now I dread the thought of having to dance with her).

how many times can you spin in a circle before you get dizzy and fall over?
if you don't know, try it now  :D

how many times can you spin in a circle before you get dizzy and fall over?
if you don't know, try it now :D



1...2...blehhhh

:P

Anyway..so...yeah, I'm up the creek.

what causes an eye twitch?

I don't know, but my right eyelid twitches a LOT.

I don't know, but my right eyelid twitches a LOT.

it can be embarassing when someone mistakes it for a friendly wink  ;D

it can be embarassing when someone mistakes it for a friendly wink ;D


Hmm, so I assume you have the same problem? ??? And yes, it can be.

Well, the "big night" is two nights from now. Saturday.

I pretty much know that I've gotten elected(I have sources). So I definitely gotta be there..

I should be looking forward to it, but I'm not. Darnit, I should be happy. But I'm not. And I don't have the heart to tell anyone outside of this forum. So many people pulled for me in all of this, that I'd feel guilty in admitting that I am still very much unhappy. Perhaps more so now than ever.


Just go on your own.  Don't worry what others think of you.  I know it doesn't seem like it now, but high school really isn't all it is cracked up to be.  Remember, if people don't like you that's their problem, not yours.  They aren't worth bothering yourself over.  Life after high school is pretty great, take it from someone who has been out of high school for 16 years. :)

Congrats on the Prom King title.  That's pretty cool.

Hmm, so I assume you have the same problem? ??? And yes, it can be.

it usually only happens when i've been up many hours

Come on, dude. Keep the Alex-bashing on your own board. It's not fair to stalk him around and hurt him no matter where he goes. He can't leave, then.


I thought that's why this was revived... ? Other then other questions, of course.

I thought that's why this was revived... ? Other then other questions, of course.


I think it was revived so you each can put your opinions in your own thread instead of turning them into a war  ;D

So...


Fire AWAY

Dude, I just realized.. we're like 3 posts away from each other.

NOW IT'S ON!!!!!  ;D

Uh oh, nows he's going to start sp... I mean posting a lot.

Aw, HELL NO.

You betta BRIIING IT!

Aight, let's go!  ;D

Have you ever bowled before?

Do you like soup?




~Beth

Have you ever bowled before?


No, actually.


Do you like soup?




~Beth


Yes, my favorites are clam chowder and gazpacho.

Tomato soup kicks a__... never had it cold, though.

What DO turnips taste like?  ;D

Couldn't tell ya, I've never tried the things.

Has ANYONE? I don't think they're real foods.  >:(  ;D

Chicken and veggie soup ruleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!