If you were single and could chose 1 or 2 people on the boards and go out on a date with them....who would it be...and what would you do????



I would have to say either:

Jeff (nally)...because I talk to him all the time and he seems like such a great person with an awesome personality......I would probably do something totally fun with him...like go to an amusement park or another recreational kinda thing....and then have a long talk over a nice dinner!!


Mark (Rockandrollfan)....because he is such a sweet man....who could totally keep a conversation going for hours with all of the many topics that he is an expert on.....I think it would be fun to do something like going to a sports game of some kind with him....since he digs sports....I would probably pick a baseball game...because that holds my interest.....and then maybe go to a concert or something pertaining to music.


*however...I am not saying that it wouldn't be totally awesome to go out with.......Howard, JImmy, Dude, Bobby, or Apricot....they would all be totally fun as well!!*


Erin :)

Can I pick Carlos?  ;)





Cat

Can I pick Carlos?  ;)





Cat



awww.....yes you can!! :)

*however...I am not saying that it wouldn't be totally awesome to go out with.......Howard, JImmy, Dude, Bobby, or Apricot....they would all be totally fun as well!!*


I appreciate being in your list, Erin.  ;D

Can't say that I know anybody here well enough to make a decision. However, being a Ramones freak is a good start...

The Ramones version of Baby I Love You..is just great.

The Ramones version of Baby I Love You..is just great.


Oh wow! I totally agree.  :D

Can't say that I know anybody here well enough to make a decision. However, being a Ramones freak is a good start...



;)

yes...that is a very cool rendition!!!! they are good at that!


Erin :)

I appreciate being in your list, Erin.  ;D


no problem bobby...you are awesome!!


Erin :)

no problem bobby...you are awesome!!


Cheers, Erin. You're cool too.  ;)

There are a few, but their names and the details of our rendezvous' shall remain secret 8)

Do you mean, what happens on the board, stays on the board  ;D  ;) 

Do you mean, what happens on the board, stays on the board  ;D   ;) 


;D

Thanks, Beth. I would choose you as well. Because, we are the same age and I like talking to you. You have a good attitude and sense of humor.

Besides Beth..Erin(quirky_cat_girl) and Andrea(ADH13).

Oh, and I am not really sure where we would go for a date..

Quirk so I can take her back to my house and meet my parents and take it from there

Jim so both of us could go to a nudie bar or Hooters ;D

Outlander~

We'd maybe go out on the beach.... walk in the waves... snuggle in each other's arms... Now, I don't want to get too graphic here, but we'd go back to my trailer and... you know....

But in all seriousness, I'd probably just grab him from behind and have my way with him.  ;)

Outlander~

We'd maybe go out on the beach.... walk in the waves... snuggle in each other's arms... Now, I don't want to get too graphic here, but we'd go back to my trailer and... you know....

But in all seriousness, I'd probably just grab him from behind and have my way with him.  ;)


What the heck  ???

Yeah... me and Outlander go waaaaaaay back.... behind the bushes...

Yeah... me and Outlander go waaaaaaay back.... behind the bushes...


OK THIS ONE IS DEFINETLY APRICOT...AS WELL AS FROZENFIRE...who is sneaky and just changed his signature ???

OK THIS ONE IS DEFINETLY APRICOT...AS WELL AS FROZENFIRE...who is sneaky and just changed his signature ???



I think your right Jennifer.....That is sooo something Apricot would say......


...*Andrew/Issac.....I like you better as apricot.....will you ever sign in as the real you??.....or will you continue to talk to us through other screen names????*



~Beth

This has got to stop. The madness has to stop. WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREEEEEN??

And, more importantly, what about the "doomed"?

Well, like D!ck Nixon said, "**** the Doomed!".

Seriously Apricot

IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME!!!!

lol


Come back man!!
We miss you!


~Beth

Well, now that we've worked out that IAM NOT FROZENFIRE, AFV_FAN, ALYSSA, OR ANYONE ELSE, I guess this all becomes somewhat obsolete. So I'll ignore it.

Who I'd pick? Well, Beth {MidKnightDarkness}, probably. I'm not sure what we'd do, I guess I'd leave it more up to her. I'd want it to be something where we'd get a lot of time to talk, I've always been a talking person. Maybe play her something too.

And jacks also strikes me like she'd be a good person to go out with. Don't know why.

Isaac

I don't know anyone yet, so I'm still looking

Well, obviously I'd pick Nu Complex above anyone else..... ;) :-*


And it doesn't matter where we go, as long as we are together....


As for who else I'd want to go out with.....I would think either Bobby or Alcoholica....even though I hardly talk to Alcoholica anymore...


Blondie

As for who else I'd want to go out with.....I would think either Bobby or Alcoholica....even though I hardly talk to Alcoholica anymore...


Aww. Thanks Blondie. You know how to make a person feel happy.  ;)  ;D

I don't actually wanna date anyone BUT I would love to hang out with a few of you guys, such as:
CatwomanofV
IndyGent
Quirk (you remind of one of my long lost friends, down to your looks and everythimg)
GWBush2004 (conflicting ideas often bring wonderful conversations)
Jiminy and Apricot (I'm intrigued by you both)

Well, now that we've worked out that IAM NOT FROZENFIRE, AFV_FAN, ALYSSA, OR ANYONE ELSE, I guess this all becomes somewhat obsolete. So I'll ignore it.

Who I'd pick? Well, Beth {MidKnightDarkness}, probably. I'm not sure what we'd do, I guess I'd leave it more up to her. I'd want it to be something where we'd get a lot of time to talk, I've always been a talking person. Maybe play her something too.

And jacks also strikes me like she'd be a good person to go out with. Don't know why.

Isaac




*blushes*

*jealous*





:P

Well, now that we've worked out that IAM NOT FROZENFIRE, AFV_FAN, ALYSSA, OR ANYONE ELSE, I guess this all becomes somewhat obsolete. So I'll ignore it.

Who I'd pick? Well, Beth {MidKnightDarkness}, probably. I'm not sure what we'd do, I guess I'd leave it more up to her. I'd want it to be something where we'd get a lot of time to talk, I've always been a talking person. Maybe play her something too.

And jacks also strikes me like she'd be a good person to go out with. Don't know why.

Isaac


    *blushes too*

yeah bobby's accent is rockin.


I think he should have story time......I could fall asleep to his voice....

...Was that creepy???


*considers pressing the backspace button*



~Beth

yeah bobby's accent is rockin.


I think he should have story time......I could fall asleep to his voice....

...Was that creepy???


*considers pressing the backspace button*



~Beth


Learn British accent..

You kind of... don't learn accents...

And I wouldn't be posting your To-Do list here. :P


Um, yes you do learn accents. They have accent coaches, actors use them all the time.

live and learn...and then get luvs



~Beth

Well... I don't... know anybody, except for Beth. And she's a smashing gal, so I guess I'd say her. Although, Bobby does have a great accent...  ;D


Thanks Not Apricot - you don't want to date me though. I can almost say for certain I am not your type.  ;D

yeah bobby's accent is rockin.


I think he should have story time......I could fall asleep to his voice....

...Was that creepy???

*considers pressing the backspace button*


~Beth


Sorry, is my voice creepy?  ;D

I don't know anyone that well....but then again I'm always open to suggestion ;)

I don't know anyone that well....but then again I'm always open to suggestion ;)


;D

that an offer??? ;) ;D

that an offer??? ;) ;D


Heh heh. You're making me blush now.  :-[  ;D

Heh heh. You're making me blush now.  :-[  ;D


*rubs hands together* heh heh heh my work here is done!

*rubs hands together* heh heh heh my work here is done!


Making me blush? Ooh! You naughty woman.  ;)  ;D

shhh it's a secret I'm the sweet one!  ;D

Just what is going on here?

*looks innocent* Nothing.... ;D

would you believe Harmonica/TheHated- anyone that bitches at me in person gets slapped around.

would you believe Harmonica/TheHated- anyone that bitches at me in person gets slapped around.


Violent, huh?

I'm non-violent myself.

shhh it's a secret I'm the sweet one!  ;D


Ha ha! What are you like?  ;D

*looks innocent* Nothing.... ;D


Satisfied, Dude?  ;)  ;D

would you believe Harmonica/TheHated- anyone that bitches at me in person gets slapped around.


I'm sorry - missing something here, Whitewolf.  ???  :)

Violent, huh?

I'm non-violent myself.


only with certain people. with others i'm a pussycat.

I'm sorry - missing something here, Whitewolf.  ???  :)


I'm one of the ones he has been bashing on the political board

I'm one of the ones he has been bashing on the political board


Oh dear. I thought Harmonica/Hated (unfair username as I think he's a mate) was staying away from those threads.  ::)

Oh dear. I thought Harmonica/Hated (unfair username as I think he's a mate) was staying away from those threads.  ::)


he was for awhile but he went back to them a couple weeks ago and started up again. Personally i think he is a smart guy, and i respect his opinions. I just wish he would respect mine.

he was for awhile but he went back to them a couple weeks ago and started up again. Personally i think he is a smart guy, and i respect his opinions. I just wish he would respect mine.


Understood.  :)

*jealous*


...





HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*coughs*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!  ;D

...


HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*coughs*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! ;D


Ooooh, you think that you are so cool!

Well, well, apparently most people on here think so..

Ooooh, you think that you are so cool!

Well, well, apparently most people on here think so..


That's right they do. And don't you forget it! *troutslaps*  ;D

Oh yeah, props for turning "jealous" into a verb.  ;D

I am one of the many that think Apricot is a cool dude.



~Beth

Well, hes just a regular little celebrity isn't he..

For now..

Muahahahahaha

*points pinky finger at the corner of his mouth*

Well, hes just a regular little celebrity isn't he..

For now..

Muahahahahaha

*points pinky finger at the corner of his mouth*


I'm sorry, I'm too busy BASKING IN THE LOVE OF EVERYONE HERE {BETH INCLUDED, HAHAHA} TO HEAR YOU!  :D LALALALALALALA!!!!!!  ;D

hmmm...creepy



~Beth

hmmm...creepy


Why thank you..

no not your comment..."DARK KNIGHTS" comment



~Beth

Oh dear . . . What's going on here? Rivalry on the net?  ;D

What?!?!?!?.....are you kidding ME??!?!?


men men men....theres enough of me to go around.....*cackles aloud*


..(kidding)

~Beth

What?!?!?!?.....are you kidding ME??!?!?


men men men....theres enough of me to go around.....*cackles aloud*


..(kidding)

~Beth


Ah! Well that's quite a result there, Beth. Well done.  ;D

*snicker* *snicker*



~Beth

*snicker* *snicker*


;D

Are we like potato chips? You just can't have one? ;D

nah.




~Beth

Well then!

..(kidding)



..(doesn't take joke)

Choose. *pulls out pistol* this can be pointed at anyone in this room...

Geesh.




~Beth :)

Come on man, point it at me!

Come on man, point it at me!


You don't wanna tempt me at this point! It's on now! Let's go! *points gun* Ya feel like diein'? Cause I feel like killin'!

{Yes, finally got to use that line!}

I feel tempted to say yes, at least I'll be out of my misery.

CHILL FOLKS......


I mean I know my little sis is irresistable...but geez!!! LOLOLOL!!!!


Erin ;)

CHILL FOLKS......


I mean I know my little sis is irresistable...but geez!!! LOLOLOL!!!!


Erin ;)


I don't think we were fighting over her, unless I missed something. ???

ha....irresistable....thats what my BIG LIST of boys say *sarcastic eye roll*.....RIIIIGHT.




~Beth

I don't think we were fighting over her, unless I missed something. ???




yep..right over yer head there boi!!!


LOL!


Erin :)

ha....irresistable....thats what my BIG LIST of boys say *sarcastic eye roll*.....RIIIIGHT.




~Beth


You are a pretty girl, don't underestimate yourself.

Wha? Wait, I thought we were... Or was it.. Aw, Hell, why am I holding a gun?

*arm stops waving so threateningly*

... so... ... there isn't gonna be a throwdown? No shootenanny?


Not for now..

Whateva. ::)

well thank you for the compliment...but I have trouble NOT underestimating myself.


*shrugs*


Soo....where are all the questions that I am impatienly waiting for??



~Beth

ok....

beth...

who is the "love" of your life?


Erin :)

go ask that in the Ask me thread


KEEP TO TOPIC ERIN!!!....GOSH!!!!

%&^*%!*&!@!*!~!  YOU!!!




~Beth

well thank you for the compliment...but I have trouble NOT underestimating myself.


*shrugs*


Soo....where are all the questions that I am impatienly waiting for??



~Beth


Oops, wrong thread.

fine...beootch!!


http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/moonsmilie.gif

STUPID ex-boyfriend....cheated on me....LAME-O!!....he's GAY....GAY I SAY!!!!!



he sucks...always did.....WHAT WAS I THINKING!!!!



~Beth

STUPID ex-boyfriend....cheated on me....LAME-O!!....he's GAY....GAY I SAY!!!!!



he sucks...always did.....WHAT WAS I THINKING!!!!



~Beth


Live and learn... then get luvs..

umm. haven't i seen that somewhere?  ???

I don't think we were fighting over her, unless I missed something. ???


So you're 'fighting' for the sake of it? Lol.  ;D

Make love, not war as the old saying goes, lol.

HARUMPH!

I see my amazing witty comments and sexual innuendos just aren't enough for you people!

Hmph... I had plans anyway  :\'(

Sorry to hear that mate.

If you could date anyone on the board, who would it be?  :)

Live and learn... then get luvs..

umm. haven't i seen that somewhere?  ???




*cackles*  ;D


~Beth

Sorry to hear that mate.

If you could date anyone on the board, who would it be?  :)


Shant say

Shant say


Ah! So you have someone in mind, lol.  ;D

Mature (but not old) woman seeks boarders who are into any or all of these-motorcycles, books, politics, music, food,  walking around, driving around (where ever our wander takes us), laughing at things that aren't supposed to be funny, city, country, seashore. Any and all welcome ;)

Mature (but not old) woman seeks boarders who are into any or all of these-motorcycles, books, politics, music, food,  walking around, driving around (where ever our wander takes us), laughing at things that aren't supposed to be funny, city, country, seashore. Any and all welcome ;)


Ah! That's a very nice advert, Danoota.  :)

Ah! That's a very nice advert, Danoota.  :)


I love life and only those who feel the same need apply. Made a habit of diving right in, gotten me into trouble at times, but those times always seemed to be the best. ::)

I love life and only those who feel the same need apply. Made a habit of diving right in, gotten me into trouble at times, but those times always seemed to be the best. ::)


Loving life is an incredible quality to have, Danoota. 

What d'ya know? I found that most of my most instinctive decisions were often the best too.  ;) :)

Loving life is an incredible quality to have, Danoota. 

What d'ya know? I found that most of my most instinctive decisions were often the best too.  ;) :)


Instinct and impulse are highly under rated qualities.  They are a blessing in the right hands, and
that is for a pro  ;D

Instinct and impulse are highly under rated qualities.  They are a blessing in the right hands, and
that is for a pro  ;D


Very true.  :)

HARUMPH!

I see my amazing witty comments and sexual innuendos just aren't enough for you people!

Hmph... I had plans anyway  :\'(


Alchoholica, you're awesome!!  I love reading your posts... I am just not sure about dating someone who is age 0.  ???  That could be a minor problem...

Alchoholica, you're awesome!!  I love reading your posts... I am just not sure about dating someone who is age 0.  ???   That could be a minor problem...


Isn't he.  He's one of my favorites.http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/biglaugh2.gif

Isn't he.  He's one of my favorites.http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/biglaugh2.gif


He's the only one I know who makes you hear an accent just by reading his posts.  :)

Ok... I'm assuming we're not supposed to take age into account when answering?

So I would have to say:

1) Alchoholica - Because I like his smartass attitude and his sense of humor..and his voice.  I'd like to see him get a good buzz going and then take him to a karaoke bar.

2) Howard - Because I find his dramatic personality amusing.  I'd want to go get some REAL Italian food in NY and walk around the city I miss so much.  What would we do?  Well, I don't think I'd have much choice... I'd sit and listen to him talk about Robin, of course!  :)

Andrea, I'd take you disco dancing! ;D

Andrea, I'd take you disco dancing! ;D


Sounds good to me!!

I was just gonna add as a sidenote... I think it would be really fun to hang out with Mark, Maria, Erin, Chrissy, Beth & Alex, but it's all Erin's fault I could only pick 2.  :D

Sounds good to me!!

I was just gonna add as a sidenote... I think it would be really fun to hang out with Mark, Maria, Erin, Chrissy, Beth & Alex, but it's all Erin's fault I could only pick 2.  :D


What about me?  I'm fun too!  :\'(

What about me?  I'm fun too!   :\'(


Yeah, you too, Jennifer!  :)

we should all go on a roadtrip together!


Hecks YA!



Erin :)

If I ever win the super lottery jackpot, I'll fly all of you guys to Las Vegas for an all-expense paid vacation.  :)

that would be awesome!


Erin :)

Indeed! :)

If I ever win the super lottery jackpot, I'll fly all of you guys to Las Vegas for an all-expense paid vacation.  :)


Did anyone watch Strange Love last night where bridgette and Flavor Flav go to Vegas?  What a odd couple. 

Alchoholica, you're awesome!!  I love reading your posts... I am just not sure about dating someone who is age 0.  ???  That could be a minor problem...


Add any number in front of it..


1) Alchoholica - Because I like his smartass attitude and his sense of humor..and his voice. I'd like to see him get a good buzz going and then take him to a karaoke bar.

2) Howard - Because I find his dramatic personality amusing. I'd want to go get some REAL Italian food in NY and walk around the city I miss so much. What would we do? Well, I don't think I'd have much choice... I'd sit and listen to him talk about Robin, of course! :)


If Howard could come along as well, ya got a deal

hey y'know forget a date i'm gonna be homeless in 21 days...anyone wanna adopt me? I'm fully house trained :P

hey y'know forget a date i'm gonna be homeless in 21 days...anyone wanna adopt me? I'm fully house trained :P


I've got a spare room but I think the commute would be too far

I've got a spare room but I think the commute would be too far


hehe thanx tho....I'm getting there slowly its all council and all that atm  ::)

I would love to date Maria (Ktel Queen).  :)

There ya go, Andrew ;)


;) Think we all know where i wanna go

I would love to date Maria (Ktel Queen).  :)


Where would you take her, Bobby?

Ok... I'm assuming we're not supposed to take age into account when answering?

So I would have to say:

1) Alchoholica - Because I like his smartass attitude and his sense of humor..and his voice.  I'd like to see him get a good buzz going and then take him to a karaoke bar.

2) Howard - Because I find his dramatic personality amusing.  I'd want to go get some REAL Italian food in NY and walk around the city I miss so much.  What would we do?  Well, I don't think I'd have much choice... I'd sit and listen to him talk about Robin, of course!  :)



Thanks Odyssey!You'd love to hear my stories on Robin and how she's a pain in my A-S-S ;D

Where would you take her, Bobby?


Hmmm. Well . . . First off, candlelight dinner for two in a posh restaurant, then go roller-disco dancing and then off to a club for some serious shaking our thang.  ;)

Hmmm. Well . . . First off, candlelight dinner for two in a posh restaurant, then go roller-disco dancing and then off to a club for some serious shaking our thang.  ;)




Then shockingly, Andy would turn up just as they were both wasted, drag Bob in to the mens room.. spray his trousers with water and walk out to leave.. as a 'replacement'  ;D

Thanks Odyssey!You'd love to hear my stories on Robin and how she's a pain in my A-S-S ;D



Hey if I could be eating NY food while I'm listening to you... NO PROBLEM!  :)

Hey if I could be eating NY food while I'm listening to you... NO PROBLEM!  :)



I could talk about Robin all day till I'm blue in the face. ;D

Then shockingly, Andy would turn up just as they were both wasted, drag Bob in to the mens room.. spray his trousers with water and walk out to leave.. as a 'replacement'  ;D


Oooh. Quite decietful that, Andy.  ;D

Oooh. Quite decietful that, Andy.  ;D


I have a WKD side.

Not decietful, clever. Let you spend all the money, let me.. take the credit

Oooh. Quite decietful that, Andy.  ;D



Well, something tells me, Maria would be much more likely to respond to whichever one of you is willing to spend hours at the mall with her.  :D

Well, something tells me, Maria would be much more likely to respond to whichever one of you is willing to spend hours at the mall with her.  :D


Bob & Andy hide

Well, something tells me, Maria would be much more likely to respond to whichever one of you is willing to spend hours at the mall with her.  :D


LOL! Maybe that is the case.  ;D

Bob & Andy hide


Tee hee.  ;D

well,isn't this fun ;D..sounds like a great time,Rob  8)..um,did someone say shopping? :D

1) Alchoholica - Because I like his smartass attitude and his sense of humor..and his voice.  I'd like to see him get a good buzz going and then take him to a karaoke bar.



Do they have karaoke bars in Europe?

Do they have karaoke bars in Europe?


They have karaoke in the pubs usually.

Do they have karaoke bars in Europe?


A lot of bars will have Karaoke nights.. not many dedicated to it though.

Last time i did Karaoke i got 3 free drinks.. cus i did 'An American Trilogy' sooooo over the top, down on my knees.. etc..etc..etc.. I don't believe in being half arsed ;D

I would show Bob New York City :)

I would show Bob New York City :)


Now that's a date, Howard.  :D  ;D

Now that's a date, Howard.  :D  ;D


Where in New York City would like to go?
Could I bring Robin along? ;D

Mary.

Mary.

And Mary. :)

Oh wait, it has to be a member. :D

Where in New York City would like to go?
Could I bring Robin along? ;D


Er . . . Ha ha! She can come along too - but she can only watch. LMAO!!!  ;D

I would love to go to where all the big name shops are - also Statue of Liberty of course . . . That is in New York, isn't it? (Pardon the ignorance).

Er . . . Ha ha! She can come along too - but she can only watch. LMAO!!!  ;D

I would love to go to where all the big name shops are - also Statue of Liberty of course . . . That is in New York, isn't it? (Pardon the ignorance).


Statue of Liberty is just outside Ipswich isn't it?

Statue of Liberty is just outside Ipswich isn't it?


Statue of Liberty is on Liberty Island, in the bay between Staten Island & Manhattan

Statue of Liberty is just outside Ipswich isn't it?


It would make Ipswich look that little bit smaller. Lol.  ;D

Statue of Liberty is on Liberty Island, in the bay between Staten Island & Manhattan


No i can assure you.. It's just outside of the town of Ipswich.

Would i try and decieve you? ::)

I moved it there myself..

..last night.

With.. errmm.. Flash Gordon

No i can assure you.. It's just outside of the town of Ipswich.

Would i try and decieve you? ::)

I moved it there myself..

..last night.

With.. errmm.. Flash Gordon


LOL DAMMIT Andy.. are you the wiseguy who stuck the Eiffel Tower in my driveway?!  >:(

LOL darnit Andy.. are you the wiseguy who stuck the Eiffel Tower in my driveway?!  >:(


Good, you noticed.

Next one..

The Louisiana Superdome..

Ooohh Jiminy

Good, you noticed.

Next one..

The Louisiana Superdome..

Ooohh Jiminy



That's it...  can anyone help me lift the GREAT MALL OF AMERICA and drop it in Alchoholica's backyard?

Er . . . Ha ha! She can come along too - but she can only watch. LMAO!!!  ;D

I would love to go to where all the big name shops are - also Statue of Liberty of course . . . That is in New York, isn't it? (Pardon the ignorance).



I would love to take you to a porn shop in Manhattan being that I have sex on the brain ;D

That's it...  can anyone help me lift the GREAT MALL OF AMERICA and drop it in Alchoholica's backyard?


You can drop it in my backyard instead. Thank you.

I would love to take you to a porn shop in Manhattan being that I have sex on the brain ;D


Thanks Howard.  ???  ;D

I would love to take you to a porn shop in Manhattan being that I have sex on the brain ;D


Hey, maybe Andy will drop the Playboy mansion in your vicinity, Howard... sounds like you & Hugh would get along pretty dandily...  'course, you'd probably have Jiminy at your doorstep every day...

Hey, maybe Andy will drop the Playboy mansion in your vicinity, Howard... sounds like you & Hugh would get along pretty dandily...  'course, you'd probably have Jiminy at your doorstep every day...


sounds like a good idea. ;D

Hey, maybe Andy will drop the Playboy mansion in your vicinity, Howard... sounds like you & Hugh would get along pretty dandily...  'course, you'd probably have Jiminy at your doorstep every day...


. . . And the men of New York in general.  ;D

Thanks Howard.  ???  ;D


Oh,I'm sorry Bob.that might have been a bad idea. ;D

. . . And the men of New York in general.  ;D



what men?

I could talk about Robin all day till I'm blue in the face. ;D




in the face, huh???



~Beth :)

what men?


All the men in general at your doorstep when they find out what you have in your front garden.  ;D

in the face, huh???



~Beth :)



Yes. ;D

Well, something tells me, Maria would be much more likely to respond to whichever one of you is willing to spend hours at the mall with her.  :D


ROFL!  ;D

I would love to take you to a porn shop in Manhattan being that I have sex on the brain ;D


Gee you'd be a good date Howard  :o ;D

ummmm....two guys walking into a porn shop might get you some funny looks.....oh wait, it IS NYC, you'd fit right in ;D


Would I? Oh great.  ::)  ;D

If I had a choice I think I'd choose at least one date with everyone, you never do know which one
will turn out good, or bad.  ;)

If I had a choice I think I'd choose at least one date with everyone, you never do know which one
will turn out good, or bad.  ;)


I'm sure it would be very interesting...you have a very diverse group of folks here!


Erin :)

I want to group hug Andrew and Justin!!!!!....and BY GOSH I WILL!!!!!!


I love those boys something wicked awful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Laughs out loud....well not really*




~Beth  ;D

::)

Shant say



Awww....come on.... ;D

Please tell? I'm curious now! Or did I read the entire thread for nothing?! ;)

There has to be someone here who interests you enough that you'd at least want to hang out with them.... ;D

Blondie

I want to group hug Andrew and Justin!!!!!....and BY GOSH I WILL!!!!!!


I love those boys something wicked awful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Laughs out loud....well not really*


;D Where'd that come from?

;D Where'd that come from?




Why, the depths of my heart, Andrew.



~Beth ;D

Ah, I see.  ;D

So there you go, Apricot. What would you do on your dream date with Beth?  ;)

;D

But I do believe I answered this one already. I guess it'd be largely influenced by what she wanted to do. I've always been the person for something that gives time to talk, cause I really enjoy talking to others. I'd definetly want to play something piano-wise, though.

;D

But I do believe I answered this one already. I guess it'd be largely influenced by what she wanted to do. I've always been the person for something that gives time to talk, cause I really enjoy talking to others. I'd definetly want to play something piano-wise, though.


Ah, I'll have a look back at your initial comment in a bit. You definitely want to play an instrument, eh? That would probably happen after you finished on the piano.  ;)  ;D

I just finished reading your comments, man. Take her to a restaurant and a romantic walk (gets the old talking going too). It usually works - What do you reckon, Beth?  ;D

Ah, I'll have a look back at your initial comment in a bit. You definitely want to play an instrument, eh? That would probably happen after you finished on the piano.  ;)  ;D


Oh, Bobby. You kids today.  ;D

But the walk and restaurant sounds like it'd work. So simple, yet so brilliant. Wow..

Oh, Bobby. You kids today.  ;D

But the walk and restaurant sounds like it'd work. So simple, yet so brilliant. Wow..


Twangin' The Banjo eh

Oh, Bobby. You kids today.  ;D

But the walk and restaurant sounds like it'd work. So simple, yet so brilliant. Wow..


Ha ha!  ;D

Now I believe Beth likes you and you like her . . . What's your next move pard'ner?  :)

Twangin' The Banjo eh


Yeah, twanging the banjo string as we called it.  ;D

Yeah, twanging the banjo string as we called it.  ;D



I don't get it....is this an innuendo?!!!!


;DBeth

I think it is... but then, ever since the piano thing Bobby said, I think this has ALL been innuendo.

I don't get it....is this an innuendo?!!!!


Well 'twanging the bango string' is a phrase meaning self-pleasure. Of course, my innuendo was a bit more general than that.  ;)

;D

Man, oh man. Last night..I felt like..Don Juan DeMarco, the world's greatest lover. :D

Soo..I wonder how I should continue this in a way that leads where I want. Although it shouldn't be too hard, she pretty obviously wants me. She cut in to dance with me, and she kept putting my hands in various places and showing me what to do(dancing wise) out on the floor. She definitely wasn't shy in the car either. This can lead only one direction, if it continues.

I think it is... but then, ever since the piano thing Bobby said, I think this has ALL been innuendo.
\


yes, I believe it has



~Beth

Although it shouldn't be too hard, she pretty obviously wants me.

I bet it would be. Sorry Alex, you are talking to a guy that hasn't had sex for two weeks.  ::) ;D

I bet it would be. Sorry Alex, you are talking to a guy that hasn't had sex for two weeks. ::) ;D


;D Its ok, Bobby.

But yeah..she was very aggressive, I felt like I was being bloody raped. ;D

And I loved it.

I bet it would be. Sorry Alex, you are talking to a guy that hasn't had sex for two weeks.  ::) ;D


uh oh...sex talk!!!...*covers eyes and runs out of room*




~Beth

;D Its ok, Bobby.

But yeah..she was very aggressive, I felt like I was being bloody raped. ;D

And I loved it.


LMAO!!! You crack me up, Alex. So did you make it past first base?

uh oh...sex talk!!!...*covers eyes and runs out of room*


LOL!!! Not quite the brazen person I thought you were.  ;D

LOL!!! Not quite the brazen person I thought you were.  ;D




:D ;D


~Beth

LMAO!!! You crack me up, Alex. So did you make it past first base?


Bobby, my friend, not only did I make first(and quite well!!) but I made second. :)

1st base is tongue right, not just kissing?

Bobby, my friend, not only did I make first(and quite well!!) but I made second. :)

1st base is tongue right, not just kissing?



wait, then whats second?



~Beth

Bobby, my friend, not only did I make first(and quite well!!) but I made second. :)

1st base is tongue right, not just kissing?


I don't know, Alex, you American's made it up.  ;)  ;D

So by your calculations, you went beyond tongues - you bad boy! LOL!!!! Well done, man. I wish I could get on the bloody pitch at the moment.  ;)  ;D

wait, then whats second?



~Beth


Hmm, well lets say I massaged a rather soft area. And it wasn't her stomach either, lol.

:D ;D


So then, Beth. Would you like to go to a restaurant and then after have a romantic walk with Apricot?  :)

Hmm, well lets say I massaged a rather soft area. And it wasn't her stomach either, lol.


Ha ha! That's got to be second base!  ;D

I don't know, Alex, you American's made it up.  ;)  ;D

So by your calculations, you went beyond tongues - you bad boy! LOL!!!! Well done, man. I wish I could get on the bloody pitch at the moment.  ;)  ;D




I'm an american, and I have no clue what they are, lol


~Beth

Ha ha! That's got to be second base! ;D


It was. They do get a bit hard, don't they? ;)

I'm an american, and I have no clue what they are, lol


Bloke talk though.  ;)  ;D

So then, Beth. Would you like to go to a restaurant and then after have a romantic walk with Apricot?  :)



Heck yes I'd hang out with Apricot!, he would be a blast and a good conversationalist.


~Beth

I'm an american, and I have no clue what they are, lol


~Beth


1st base = kissing w/tongue

2nd base = touching her you know whats

3rd base = your digits touching her you know what..

1st = Tounges
2nd = Simulated Sex
3rd = Fellatio
Home Base = Sex

Hope that clears it up..

There are many schools of thought but that is correct  ::)

It was. They do get a bit hard, don't they? ;)


The further you go, the harder it gets.  ;D

It was. They do get a bit hard, don't they? ;)



AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

1st = Tounges
2nd = Simulated Sex
3rd = Fellatio
Home Base = Sex

Hope that clears it up..

There are many schools of thought but that is correct  ::)


Thanks Andy.  8)

You were probably running for second base and got caught, Alex.  ;D

1st = Tounges
2nd = Simulated Sex
3rd = Fellatio
Home Base = Sex

Hope that clears it up..

There are many schools of thought but that is correct ::)


Touching her pillows doesn't count as a base? :(

;D

Thanks Andy.  8)

You were probably running for second base and got caught, Alex.  ;D



Hit By Ball

Thanks Andy. 8)

You were probably running for second base and got caught, Alex. ;D


Oh no, if her mum hadn't been in the car I'd have been there.

Touching her pillows doesn't count as a base? :(

;D




WTF...PILLOWS?!?!?!?!?


gosh people....BOOBS...just say it!

BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS



~Beth

Hit By Ball


Lol.  ;D

;D Now thats funny right there.

They do get a bit hard, don't they? ;)


It's somewhere to hang your coat, I suppose...!!

WTF...PILLOWS?!?!?!?!?


gosh people....BOOBS...just say it!

BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS


Says the 'brazen' woman that ran away and covered her eyes a few posts back.  ;)  ;D

It's somewhere to hang your coat, I suppose...!!


;D ;D :D ;)

Oh no, if her mum hadn't been in the car I'd have been there.


OMG!!! LMAO!!! That must have put a dampener on things.  ;D

OMG!!! LMAO!!! That must have put a dampener on things. ;D


Ah, not too much. It was dark, and she didn't look back there one time. So it felt much more private than you'd think..

It's somewhere to hang your coat, I suppose...!!


You can do the flannel exercise.. it works!

you were flat out groping her...while her MOM was less than a foot away!!!!?!??!?




~Beth  :o

You can do the flannel exercise.. it works!


Elaborate. ???

you were flat out groping her...while her MOM was less than a foot away!!!!?!??!?




~Beth  :o


Eh, she was maybe more like..close to two feet, I'd says.

Ah, not too much. It was dark, and she didn't look back there one time. So it felt much more private than you'd think..


Fair enough, lol. I wouldn't dare try it, lol.  ;D

Fair enough, lol. I wouldn't dare try it, lol.  ;D


Well, let me say, SHE was the one who initiated it all with me. So I went along with the flow. Her mother obviously didn't care, or the girl wouldn't have been moving my hands all about her body while she was up front driving.

Eh, she was maybe more like..close to two feet, I'd says.



oh, well that makes a WORLD of a difference...   ::)



~Beth

Heck yes I'd hang out with Apricot!, he would be a blast and a good conversationalist.


Do you guys have each other's phone numbers?

Elaborate. ???


Put a wet flannel on the end and errrmmm.. well use the muscles.

Put a wet flannel on the end and errrmmm.. well use the muscles.





Uhm...wet flannel? I don't get it.

Put a wet flannel on the end and errrmmm.. well use the muscles.






I don't get it.



~Beth

Do you guys have each other's phone numbers?




oh, lol..no we talk on AIM alot.



~Beth

Well, let me say, SHE was the one who initiated it all with me. So I went along with the flow. Her mother obviously didn't care, or the girl wouldn't have been moving my hands all about her body while she was up front driving.


It is absolutely brilliant when a woman intitiates things. Makes a change.  :D

Yo, bobby....how's that Xanga coming??





~Beth :)

I don't get it.


I'm not too sure you want to, lol. It's something I never thought of considering, lol.

I don't know, Andy. I still remember your 'shower gel' comment in a thread a while back.  ;D

Uhm...wet flannel? I don't get it.


I don't get it.


JEEZ! I was trying to keep it clean.

Hang a wet flannel on your Member, and useing the muscles in it, make it rise up, with the added weight of the flannel you will increase the strength, the muscles will get bigger and.. well.. you know what that means..


I'm not too sure you want to, lol. It's something I never thought of considering, lol.

I don't know, Andy. I still remember your 'shower gel' comment in a thread a while back. ;D


Never say never...

oh, lol..no we talk on AIM alot.


You can arrange your date there.  ;)

I'm so persistent as Mr Matchmaker . . . Lol.  ;D

Never say never...


Well, I might give it a try.  ::)  :)

Well, I might give it a try.  ::)  :)


Your gonna have a lot of time to experiment  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Ladies and Gentlemen.. Howard Junior

Andy, are you taking the place of Howard??



lol
~Beth



I wish this post was before yours...you just HAD to be typing the same time I was...didn't you?!?!

Your gonna have a lot of time to experiment  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

And little to do with it . . . LMAO!!!  ;D

Ladies and Gentlemen.. Howard Junior

Expect me to be banned next week.  ::)  ;D

Andy, are you taking the place of Howard??


LMAO!

Beth informs me she actually posted this before i posted mine  ::)

Ladies & Gentlemen.... i can retire happy

Yo, bobby....how's that Xanga coming


I haven't done anything with it yet, Beth but it would probably be a string of 'Haven't had it for 'X' amount of days' sentences.  ;D

I haven't done anything with it yet, Beth but it would probably be a string of 'Haven't had it for 'X' amount of days' sentences.  ;D


Buy a Sheep.

Ladies & Gentlemen.. Jiminy Junior

You can arrange your date there.  ;)

I'm so persistent as Mr Matchmaker . . . Lol.  ;D




Actually, I am happily engaged to Justin *Djork* and his Xanga music box *grin*



~Beth

Buy a Sheep.

Ladies & Gentlemen.. Jiminy Junior




OMG  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


~Beth

Buy a Sheep.


That's baaaaaad!  ;D

Sorry Beth, didn't tell me you were engaged, LMAO!!! Sorry Djork! Trying to do two people a favour, lol.  ;D

My comments finally.... :D

I wouldnt call it a date - But the peeps I would want to hang out with are:
Maria
Andy
Rob
Chrissy
Andrea
Jonathon
Mark
Isaac
Alex
Karen(CF)
... the list could go on and on...

What would we do? Sit around drinking and listening to music. I'd pull out the guitar, Andy would follow suit, Isaac would bring a mini synsthesizer and everyone else would sing along. Of course, all politics would have to be left at the door and I am not carrying anyone home!

;D

Hang a wet flannel on your Member, and useing the muscles in it, make it rise up, with the added weight of the flannel you will increase the strength, the muscles will get bigger and.. well.. you know what that means..


Hey, just think - penile weight lifting...the next big Olympic sport...

Hey, just think - penile weight lifting...the next big Olympic sport...


;D

My comments finally.... :D

I wouldnt call it a date - But the peeps I would want to hang out with are:
Maria
Andy
Rob
Chrissy
Andrea
Jonathon
Mark
Isaac
Alex
Karen(CF)
... the list could go on and on...

What would we do? Sit around drinking and listening to music. I'd pull out the guitar, Andy would follow suit, Isaac would bring a mini synsthesizer and everyone else would sing along. Of course, all politics would have to be left at the door and I am not carrying anyone home!

;D


That's a cool plan, Tam.  :D

I could sing my special rendition of 'You can call me Al' by Paul Simon.  ;D

That's a cool plan, Tam.  :D

I could sing my special rendition of 'You can call me Al' by Paul Simon.  ;D

That you could !!!  :D  ;D

That you could !!!  :D  ;D


I would need a lyrics sheet though, Tam. I would forget them otherwise.  ;D

Sorry Beth, didn't tell me you were engaged, LMAO!!! Sorry Djork! Trying to do two people a favour, lol.  ;D


That reminds me, whatever happened to my plan to kill everyone? Hm..

That reminds me, whatever happened to my plan to kill everyone? Hm..


:o

That reminds me, whatever happened to my plan to kill everyone? Hm..


Heh heh. I didn't know, man.  ;)

I tried . . .  :-\\  :)

Hey, just think - penile weight lifting...the next big Olympic sport...


He's just broke the world record folks.. 4 and a half pounds.. *choked up voice* these men shall surely go down in History, as heroes of our time..

He's just broke the world record folks.. 4 and a half pounds.. *choked up voice* these men shall surely go down in History, as heroes of our time..


;D ;D

Naw, You're safe, unless you attend this wedding.  :D

Haha, that was a CRAAAAZY smiley.

He's just broke the world record folks.. 4 and a half pounds.. *choked up voice* these men shall surely go down in History, as heroes of our time..


Savage stuff, lol. The trouble is, you've got to have a lot of stimulus to keep it going.

Alex is safe, that is.

This board's gettin' a little CRAAAAZY itself. Chucky's gonna be all like "Yo, ya'll, I'mma bust some sh-t up here if ya'll don't cut this sh-t out." when he sees it.  ;D

I would need a lyrics sheet though, Tam. I would forget them otherwise.  ;D

Lyrics?! We dont need no stinking lyrics!!! We'll all be so dang drunk we could make up our own words!!!

As for this ^ penile convention - ya'll are crazy!  ;D

Alex is safe, that is.

This board's gettin' a little CRAAAAZY itself. Chucky's gonna be all like "Yo, ya'll, I'mma bust some sh-t up here if ya'll don't cut this sh-t out." when he sees it.  ;D





;D ;D....inner angrAY black women?



~Beth

Lyrics?! We dont need no stinking lyrics!!! We'll all be so dang drunk we could make up our own words!!!

"A man . . . waltzes down the street . . . and asks for a pint of bitter."  ;D

As for this ^ penile convention - ya'll are crazy!  ;D

It's got to be pretty damaging too, lol. I don't think it's meant to go that way for so long.  ;D

"A man . . . waltzes down the street . . . and asks for a pint of bitter."  ;D

It's got to be pretty damaging too, lol. I don't think it's meant to go that way for so long.  ;D

  ;D  ;D

Indeed it would be. Somehow, I could see him actually becoming an angry black woman too.  ;D

"A man . . . waltzes down the street . . . and asks for a pint of bitter."  ;D


He feels his stoumach swelling up and says.. Christ, I need to use the...

;D ;D....inner angrAY black women?


Sounds like he's been watching too much Beverly Hills Cop.  ;D

My comments finally.... :D

I wouldnt call it a date - But the peeps I would want to hang out with are:
Maria
Andy
Rob
Chrissy
Andrea
Jonathon
Mark
Isaac
Alex
Karen(CF)
... the list could go on and on...

What would we do? Sit around drinking and listening to music. I'd pull out the guitar, Andy would follow suit, Isaac would bring a mini synsthesizer and everyone else would sing along. Of course, all politics would have to be left at the door and I am not carrying anyone home!

;D


That sounds like lots of fun, Tam!!  8)

That sounds like lots of fun, Tam!!  8)
;)

"A man . . . waltzes down the street . . . and asks for a pint of bitter."  ;D


'A man...walks into a bar...Ouch!...it was an iron bar...'

Ha ha! Good one, Paul.  ;D

'The rest of his head was so hard . . .  ;D'

Buy a Sheep.

Ladies & Gentlemen.. Jiminy Junior

That was really Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad :P

That was really Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad :P


Too late, Jim. I said it straight after the post.  ;D

Too late, Jim. I said it straight after the post.  ;D

ok, I was late but I'm not pregnant... I hope  ;D

I guess I'd choose DAK  ;D
we'd just hang around annoying people by blah-ing at them or ask them what names they'd give a wibble  ;D    ;D    ;)

Wait, what was the edit for? To add a wink?

Wait, what was the edit for? To add a wink?

yep,to ad that grin as message icon  ::)

Hmm...I haven't seen this thread in a long time....




~Beth

Hmm...I haven't seen this thread in a long time....


Scariest thing? This got bumped right as I was reading it when it was on page 4-5...

Nice to see you guys here on the dating thread again. It's been a while since I've been on it . . .

Yeah, it's been a while since anyone's really used it.

Yeah, it's been a while since anyone's really used it.


Shall we do a rally?

Roll up folks! Confess who you would like to date!!!!!!!!  :D

the member who wrote this in another thread...   ;D
Sex
A license
Sex
Some cigarettes
Sex
Highlights redone
Sex
A second job
Sex
New razor blades
Sex
Oh, and did I mention sex?

the member who wrote this in another thread...   ;D
Sex
A license
Sex
Some cigarettes
Sex
Highlights redone
Sex
A second job
Sex
New razor blades
Sex
Oh, and did I mention sex?


Queen Amen Ra and Jiminy! Way-hay!  :D

Where would you like to take her? (I get the feeling I am going to regret asking it this way  ::) ;D)

Queen Amen Ra and Jiminy! Way-hay!  :D

Where would you like to take her? (I get the feeling I am going to regret asking it this way  ::) ;D)

I kid, my girlfriend wouldn't be too pleased... unless *evil laugh*  ;D