When they mention four out of five dentists recomend _________________ in ads, what happend to the fifth dentist? Any ideas?  ::)  ;D

he was shot for being a non-conformist...

is currently being tortured by being fed chocolate bars until he recommends.  ::)

If 5 out of 5 recommended, that would imply all dentists would recommend it. And there might be some jerk-dentist who thinks sugarless gum after meals is harmful. So, they can't truthfully say 5 out of 5. If you wanna be technical.

But I'll just say they killed him!  :D

umm.. I think a fly landed on his forehead, the 4th dentist swatted his forehead to kill the fly...

Four out Of Five Dentists recommend that you use a teeth whitener ;D



Howard

He committed suicide  ;)

He committed suicide  ;)


Hey, man, that's not cool!

He was drilled  ;D



Howard

I'm not sure about the fifth dentist.

I'm still trying to figure out why my dentist charges me for prophylactics every time I go there.

;D ;D

Beavis: My dentist checks my nads
Butt-head: your nads?
Beavis: yeah my nads, I've got full coverage huh huh huh

he was shot for being a non-conformist...



LMAO!!!




Cat

The 5th dentist was last seen being forced at gunpoint into a black Cadillac Escalade by two known members of the Russian mafia, who are alleged to have a controlling interest in the Wrigley Corporation (makers of Extra, a direct competitor to Trident).

He committed suicide  ;)

Oh no, I killed him. I never should have said I hate Dentists  :\'(  ;) 

Oh no, I killed him. I never should have said I hate Dentists  :\'(   ;) 
Hey! My brother's a dentist!

If your teeth are OK there is nothing to fear, If you have ever had a bad tooth ache he's a welcomed sight

The dental mafia is after number 5....  ::)  ;D

was this inspired by my sig line?

umm.. I think a fly landed on his forehead, the 4th dentist swatted his forehead to kill the fly...


;D

He became an orthodontist, in order to make much more money by doing much less work  ;)

You know why that 5th dentist doesn't recommend Trident?  Because he's inked a deal with Hubba Bubba.  See, the more people who chew the sugary taste of Hubba Bubba will need to go see a dentist more frequently, which in turn will put more money in his pocket :D

I read somewhere that the original commercials were to say 5 out of 5 dentists, but then they realized that that would seem pretty arrogant and cocky so they whittled it down to 4 dentists which is actually quite believable. I would never believe all 5 would recommend Trident

I read somewhere that the original commercials were to say 5 out of 5 dentists, but then they realized that that would seem pretty arrogant and cocky so they whittled it down to 4 dentists which is actually quite believable. I would never believe all 5 would recommend Trident


That makes sense.  There's a similar commercial where 9 out of 10 doctors recommend Dimetapp®

That makes sense.  There's a similar commercial where 9 out of 10 doctors recommend Dimetapp®


;D nobody would believe 10 out of 10 so 9 of 10 is the smart move

Dentist #5 was the evil Nazi dentist from Marathon Man.  :o :o :o

he didn't agree and the pressure crushed him.
and his patients that didin't chew the gum lost their teeth and sued.

Crest Pro-Health Mouthwash. ;D