I have a lot, but this one comes to mind.

Who said that? Who the fudge said that? Who's the slimy little communist sheesh, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fudgeing godmother said it. Out-fudgeing-standing. I will PT you all until you fudgeing die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.

GySgt. Hartman
Full Metal Jacket

^
Obviously not a Disney movie, then...!!

My favourite...

'You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!'

Michael Caine in the original (and far superior) 'The Italian Job'

My favorite line is from a TV show


A young boy steals and butchers a cow to feed his family, town chases after him to hang him.
He goes to the church for protection.

Hank says "If he wants sanctuary from the Lord, bring him out here and we'll jerk him up to Jesus"


From Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman

"i've seen things you people wouldn't believe. attack ships on fire off the shoulder of orion. i watched seabeams glitter in the darkness near the tannhauser gate. all of those moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain. time to die." i love that quote from blade runner.

Matt Damon after getting the phone number of a girl that another guy was trying to get. 

You like apples?  How do you like them apples?

Good Will Hunting

bank security guard in Raising Arizona

  "That boy's got a panty on his head"

I like anything that Doc Holiday says in Tombstone, but this is my favorite.

I have two guns, one for each of you.

Joe Pesci in Goodfellas

Funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fudgein' amuse you? How da' f**k am I funny? What da' f**k is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny.

I like anything that Doc Holiday says in Tombstone, but this is my favorite.

I have two guns, one for each of you.


also... I'm yor huckelberry
and... (to Johnny Ringo) Yor no daisy atall

Cassandra!!!!

Cassandra!!!!


From Wayne's World?

My fave is "I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way." Jessica Rabbit - Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Tanya

"I'll have what she is having"  from When Harry met Sally

From Wayne's World?

Tanya

Yep!  Hello, Tanya :)

Yep!   Hello, Tanya :)


Hey, Mark!

Tanya

also... I'm yor huckelberry
and... (to Johnny Ringo) Yor no daisy atall


LOL  I love that guy!

Ed, what an ugly thing to say.  Does that mean we're not friends anymore?

Doc Holiday, again.

You're looking at me

Robert De Niro in Taxi Driver

You're looking at me

Robert De Niro in Taxi Driver


That is a good one. :)


Harry: "I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this."
Lloyd: "I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver is full of sh**!"

Dumb and Dumber

Run Forest! Run! ;D

We got The Beverly Hillbillies playin in the background and Granny just said of Aunt Pearl
"She's gonna git a kick she ain't lookin fer! I'm gonna boot her so hard that ever time she sits down she's gonna leave ma footprints!" ;D

My all time favorite:

"No ticket!"
-Indy Jones, "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade"

My all time favorite:

"No ticket!"
-Indy Jones, "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade"


I just saw that for the first time about a month ago. :)

From The Pink Panther Strikes Again

Clouseau: Does your dog bite?

Hotel Clerk: No.

Clouseau: bowing down to pet the dog] Nice doggie.

Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand]

Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite!

Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog.

From The Pink Panther Strikes Again

Clouseau: Does your dog bite?

Hotel Clerk: No.

Clouseau: bowing down to pet the dog] Nice doggie.

Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand]

Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite!

Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog.



;D ;D ;D  I love The Pink Panther

badges? we don't need no stinking badges!

One of them is from Austin Powers 2:

Dr. Evil : I shall call it the Alan Parsons Project!
Scott: Alan Parsons Project is a progressive rock band from 1982.  You might as well call it operation Wang Chung, a$s.

;D

you mean we're smoking dogsh*t? (cheech and chong)

I have a lot, but this one comes to mind.

Who said that? Who the whatever said that? Who's the slimy little communist sh**, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy flippin' godmother said it. Out-flippin'-standing. I will PT you all until you flippin' die. I'll PT you until your a-holes are sucking buttermilk.

GySgt. Hartman
Full Metal Jacket
The one line that really gets ms rolling from FMJ is when Pvt. Pyle is having trouble climbing the 40 ft. high ladder on the obstacle course because he is afraid of heights, and GSgt. Hartman, who is perched at the top, hollers down at him, "Goddammit Pyle! You climb obstacles like old people f*ck!!!"



My all-time favorite line is from "The Untouchables," when Eliot Ness (played by Kevin Costner) has captured Frank Nitti (one of Al Capone's thugs) atop a 10-story building. Ness had just found out that Nitti was responsible for killing Ness's best friend (Sean Connery), and Nitti is bragging about it.

Ness: "And I'll make sure you burn, you sonofabitch, you killed my friend!"
Nitti:(smirking): "He died like a pig..."
Ness: "What did you say?"
Nitti: "I said your friend died screaming like a stuck Irish pig, now you think about that when I beat the rap!"

Nitti starts strutting away, and Ness pauses for a moment and finally snaps. He turns around, grabs Nitti, hurls him over the side of the building, and Nitti starts screaming as he is falling to his certain death. Ness leans over the edge and yells down,

"Did he sound anything like that?!?"

David Mamet rules.

Clint Eastwood in "Dirty Harry"  8)

HARRY: I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking did he fire six shots or only five. And to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well do you, punk?

you mean we're smoking dogsh*t? (cheech and chong)


Which reminds me of another favorite of mine:
"Dave's not here, man!"

I like anything that Doc Holiday says in Tombstone, but this is my favorite.

I have two guns, one for each of you.


  One of my all time favorite movies... I loved Doc's character  :) :)

LOL  I love that guy!

Ed, what an ugly thing to say.  Does that mean we're not friends anymore?

Doc Holiday, again.


  Also don't forget:        Must be a peach of a hand...

   One of my all time favorite movies... I loved Doc's character  :) :)













I don't think that he has a line in that whole movie that's not funny.

Look about an inch down the page for mine

I don't think that he has a line in that whole movie that's not funny.



    I can't argue with that. ;D

"Doc....(heavy breathing)...are you trying to tell me you built a Time Machine......out of a DeLorean!"

"Wendy... Darling... Light of my life.... I'm not going to kill you...
I'm just going to bash your f*cking brains in!"

Jack Nicholson in The Shining

"Wendy... Darling... Light of my life.... I'm not going to kill you...
I'm just going to bash your f*cking brains in!"

Jack Nicholson in The Shining


LOL  I was thinking of that movie earlier.

LOL  I was thinking of that movie earlier.

One of his best pictures IMO!
Great minds think alike ;)

I have a lot, but this one comes to mind.

Who said that? Who the whatever said that? Who's the slimy little communist sh**, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy flippin' godmother said it. Out-flippin'-standing. I will PT you all until you flippin' die. I'll PT you until your a-holes are sucking buttermilk.

GySgt. Hartman
Full Metal Jacket
I was just watching some show on the Military Channel about Marine boot camp, and all these lines from FMJ kept popping into my head and I couldn't stop laughing. After seeing that movie so many times, I honestly don't think I could make it through Marine basic training. (I did a hitch in the Army, but I didn't see Full Metal Jacket until after I finished basic, thank God.) If I was in Marine boot camp today and the drill instructor was sadistic enough to start quoting R. Lee Ermey, I'd be screwed. If he suddenly yelled out, "Do you suck d!cks?!? Are you a peter puffer?!?" I just know I'd fall down and start laughing uncontrollably.

"We had a band that was powerful enough to turn goat p*ss into gasoline"  ;D

(Donald "Duck" Dunn - Blues Brothers)

"We had a band that was powerful enough to turn goat p*ss into gasoline"  ;D

(Donald "Duck" Dunn - Blues Brothers)


Some other great ones include...

Fix the cigarette lighter.

Mrs. Tarantino: Are you the police?
Elwood: No, ma'am. We're musicians

and my favourite..

Jake: What are we doing here?
Elwood: You promised you'd visit the penguin the day you got out.
Jake: Yeah? So I lied to her.
Elwood: You can't lie to a nun. We got to go in and visit the penguin.
Jake: No... fudgeing... way.

other Blues Bro's good'ns

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarattes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it.


Elwood: You see, we're on a mission from God.


Jake: Four fried chickens, and a Coke

Elwood: And some dry white toast, please.

I was just watching some show on the Military Channel about Marine boot camp, and all these lines from FMJ kept popping into my head and I couldn't stop laughing. After seeing that movie so many times, I honestly don't think I could make it through Marine basic training. (I did a hitch in the Army, but I didn't see Full Metal Jacket until after I finished basic, thank God.) If I was in Marine boot camp today and the drill instructor was sadistic enough to start quoting R. Lee Ermey, I'd be screwed. If he suddenly yelled out, "Do you suck d!cks?!? Are you a peter puffer?!?" I just know I'd fall down and start laughing uncontrollably.


Yeah, you would be down at the other side of the room saying, "Is that you, John Wayne?  Is this me?". ;D
You know, I went into the Air Force in 96 and I was so worried about being humiliated in front of the whole flight that my TI could have rattled off that whole seen and I would not have so much as cracked a smile.  Well wait, I think they could have cracked me if they said, "Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and f*ck my sister." ;D

I have so many of them.



badges? we don't need no stinking badges!


Yup-that is one of them.

Casablanca:

Louie: I am shocked, SHOCKED to find gambling in this establishment.

Sasha: Here's your winnings.

Louie: Thank you.


Excalibur:

Merlin: Rest in the arms of the dragon.


Witches of Eastwick:

Alexandra Medford: I think... no, I am positive... that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated EVERY loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick.



I'm sure I will think of more later.


Cat

"Wendy... Darling... Light of my life.... I'm not going to kill you...
I'm just going to bash your f*cking brains in!"

Jack Nicholson in The Shining


redrum redrum redrum

Willow:

One of the brownies (can't remember the dude's name): You are mine to toy with.




Cat

redrum redrum redrum

Good one - it gave me chills....  ;)

Yeah, you would be down at the other side of the room saying, "Is that you, John Wayne?  Is this me?". ;D
You know, I went into the Air Force in 96 and I was so worried about being humiliated in front of the whole flight that my TI could have rattled off that whole seen and I would not have so much as cracked a smile.  Well wait, I think they could have cracked me if they said, "Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and f*ck my sister." ;D



Ooh, I forgot these, also from Hartman.

I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would f*ck a person in the a$$ and not even have the godd@mn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

Drill Instructor: Are you shook up? Are you nervous?
Recruits: Sir! I am, sir!
Drill Instructor: Do I make you nervous?!
Recruits: Sir!
Drill Instructor: Sir?? Sir what? Were you about to call me an a$$hole?!!
Recruits: Sir! no, sir!

"My name is P*ssy Galore"

Bond: "I must be dreaming"

(From Austin Powers Pt. 1)

Alotta Fagina: "How dare you break wind before me!"
Austin Powers: "I didn't know it was your turn, baby!"

Two quotes from my favorite movie, Groundhog Day:

"I'm a god. I'm not the God... I don't think."

"This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Well, it used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites, all of you!"

Most of Caddyshack ;D

My ten favorite lines:

1.  "He's a nut-bag! Just because the f******'s got a library card doesn't make him Yoda! " - Seven

2.  "Wendy... Darling... Light of my life.... I'm not going to kill you...
      I'm just going to bash your f*cking brains in!" - The Shining

3.  Han Solo: Look, Your Worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight. I take orders from just one person: me.
    Princess Leia: It's a wonder you're still alive.
    Princess Leia: Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?
    Han Solo: No reward is worth this.  - Star Wars

4.  "This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh?"  - Strange Brew

5.  Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
    Lone Starr: What?
    Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
    Lone Starr: What's that make us?
    Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

And the others.....

7.  "You're gonna need a bigger boat."  - Jaws

8.  "Hey, hey, hey. Don't be mean. We don't have to be mean because, remember, no matter where you go, there you are."

9.  Lord John Whorfin: Where are we going?
    Red Lectroids: Planet Ten.
    Lord John Whorfin: When?
    Red Lectroids: Real soon.  -  The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

10.  "Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"  -  Raiders of the Lost Ark

Pretty much any of the lines between Samuel Jackson and John Travolta in Pulp Fiction.  :D

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges! - Blazing Saddles

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr - Dumb and Dumber

I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and it will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: "do I feel lucky?" - Dirty Harry

I’ll Be Back - Terminator

my favorite is Chevy Chase in National Lampoon's Vacation


"We're gonna have so much F**King fun....you'll be whistling dixie out of your A**holes".



Erin :)

"I'm not your F**king MOMMY!!"

From the Ring 2


I was like....BOOYAH!!!





~Beth

National Lampoons Christmas Vacation

Clark: "I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane, with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, *ickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-*ss, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey *hit he is! Hallelujah! Holly *hit! Where's the Tylenol?"

"In this world, I only got two things. My word, and my balls, and I don't break either one of them for nobody!"
-Tony Montana, SCARFACE

"First you have to get the money, once you get the money, you get the power, and once you get the power, THEN comes the woman."
-Tony Mantana, SCARFACE

Another one of my favorites...

Mr. Parker: Fra-gee-lay. That must be Italian.
Mrs. Parker: Uh, I think that says FRAGILE, dear.
Mr. Parker: Oh, yeah.

I'm a big fan of the kevin Smith Films, and there are loads of quotes I could give but I decided on this scene from jay and silent bob strike back:

JAY: What? What is that supposed to mean?! Don't just fcuking point like--
(imitates him)
You ain't the broad in the Children of a Lesser God. Use you fcuking mouth for more than eating, ya tubby b!tch!


Bob starts an elaborate pantomime. Jay tries to guess what he's saying.


JAY: You gotta take a sh!t? No--you gotta take a salad? Take a salad? What the fcuk are you trying to say?


Bob's on the verge of tears, trying to mime out his message.


JAY: JUST FcuKING SAY IT ALREADY?!?

Silent Bob grabs Jay and screams into his face.

SILENT BOB: THE SIGN ON THE BACK OF THE CAR SAID CRITTERS OF HOLLYWOOD, YOU DUMB FcuK!!!

Bob releases Jay, breathing heavily and storms off in the direction of the car went. Jay watched him go for a beat, then follows, muttering under his breath--

JAY: Say it, don't spray it, b!tch.



And from Happy Gillmore:

"I eat pieces of Sh!t like you from breakfast"
Happy- "you eat pieces of sh!t for breakfast?!"

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr - Dumb and Dumber



That quote was not actually scripted, he actually made it up on the spot because he forgot his line and they thought it was so funny they just left it in the movie.

One of my favorites was "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." - Usual Suspects

CONTINUED - 2
TONY
...Why you got this beef against the
world? You got a nice face, you got
great legs, you got the fancy clothes
and you got this look in your eyes
like you haven't been f--ked good in
a year. What's the problem, baby?
Elvira laughs at him, furious.

ELVIRA
You know you're even stupider than
you look. Let me give you a crash
course, Jose whatever your name is,
so you know what you're doing around
here.

TONY
(interrupting)
Now you're talking to me, baby!

ELVIRA
First who, where, why and how I f--k
is none of your business, second
don't call me 'baby,' I'm not your
baby and last, even if I was blind,
desperate, starved and begging for
it on a desert island, you'd be the
last thing I'd ever f--k. You got
the picture now -- so f--k off.
.
TONY
Hey, thataway.

She whips off the floor, ticked.

(excerpt from one of my many favorite scenes in SCARFACE)

The whole "Biggus Dickus" scene from Monty Python's Life Of Brian makes me howl every time.  ;D ;D ;D

Other favorites...

"He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!"

Brian: Please, please, please listen! I've got one or two things to say.
The Crowd: Tell us! Tell us both of them!
Brian: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't NEED to follow ME, You don't NEED to follow ANYBODY! You've got to think for your selves! You're ALL individuals!
The Crowd: Yes! We're all individuals!
Brian: You're all different!
The Crowd: Yes, we ARE all different!
Man in crowd: I'm not...

The one line that really gets ms rolling from FMJ is when Pvt. Pyle is having trouble climbing the 40 ft. high ladder on the obstacle course because he is afraid of heights, and GSgt. Hartman, who is perched at the top, hollers down at him, "Goddammit Pyle! You climb obstacles like old people f*ck!!!"



My all-time favorite line is from "The Untouchables," when Eliot Ness (played by Kevin Costner) has captured Frank Nitti (one of Al Capone's thugs) atop a 10-story building. Ness had just found out that Nitti was responsible for killing Ness's best friend (Sean Connery), and Nitti is bragging about it.

Ness: "And I'll make sure you burn, you sonofabitch, you killed my friend!"
Nitti:(smirking): "He died like a pig..."
Ness: "What did you say?"
Nitti: "I said your friend died screaming like a stuck Irish pig, now you think about that when I beat the rap!"

Nitti starts strutting away, and Ness pauses for a moment and finally snaps. He turns around, grabs Nitti, hurls him over the side of the building, and Nitti starts screaming as he is falling to his certain death. Ness leans over the edge and yells down,

"Did he sound anything like that?!?"

David Mamet rules.


and then when he goes back in and someone asks  Ness where Nitti is.. He replies  "He's in the car"  Love that one!
I also love
"Plug it in Otis" in "Henry Portrait of  A Serial Killer"
"Is that You Bob?? You look like you got hit with the ugly stick"  - Reese Witherspoon to Kiefer Sutherland in "Freeway"
Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho..any of the dialogue in that film is classic.
"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning"  "Oh The Horror.. the Horror" - Apocalypse Now
Christopher Walken relaying the story of  Bruce Willis' Grandfather's watch  in Pulp Fiction.. Classic. I can't quote it verbatim, but everytime I watch it,  I die laughing.

Tyler Durden: WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Ok, you are now firing a gun at your 'imaginary friend' near 400 GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERINE!

Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.
Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool. Gophers. The "little" "brown", "furry" "rodents".
Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even need a reason.

Dr. Peter Venkman: I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

Winston Zeddmore:  When someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!

I like that scene in "Sin City" where Marv (Mickey Rourke) is strapped into the electric chair, and a priest is reading him his last rites, and Marv turns his head and barks, "Can you get a move on? I ain't got all night!"

"I thought beauty was on the inside."
"That's just something ugly people say."
-Liar Liar, 1997  ;D

The Brady Bunch Movie
"Put on your sunday best kids, we're going to Sears"

Planes, Trains and Automobiles
"You can start by wiping that dumb ass smile off your rosy f*cking cheeks"

"If I wanted a joke, i'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak"

"Now are you gonna stand there like a slab of meat with mittens, or are you going to help me"

European Vacation
"Gutentach, my family and I are looking for sex"


Clark: There it is, kids, my motherland.
Rusty: Dad, Grandma is from Chicago.
Clark: Shut up, Russ.

Uncle Buck
"You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, I'm coming looking for you! Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face. Good day to you, madam"

Christmas Vacation


Todd:  Hey Griswold, where are you gonna put a tree that big
Clark:  Bend over and i'll show you
Todd: You got alot of nerve talking to me like that
Clark:  I wasn't talking to you

"Eddie, can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"

Airplane

Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.