Take your middle name and the street you grew up on, and that's your porn star name.

Mine would be Lawrence Lancashire. ;D ;D ;D

Thomas Placer (sound more like a gold digger)

let me introduce myself..Frances Landrace  ::) ;D

Ulysses Hampton, anyone? :-\\

Douglas White.

Christian Wright
aka
Johnny Cumlately
:D

Forget to add, I thought of the name "Buck Naked" for a male pornstar loooong before Seinfeld! Somehow no name beats "Dirk Diggler"... and no one in the biz ever thought of the perfect name! Paul Thomas Anderson, who directed "Boogie Nights," said he thought it up when he was fifteen.  He just knew the best male pornostar name needed a "K" and a double "G."  He actually said this!

Marie Kingscourt        LMAO    ;D

Marie Kingscourt        LMAO    ;D

;D

Mack Ivey

Ann Sandwich.....hmmmm...... :o

Not sure what my actual thoughts are on that... :D


Baby

Ann Sandwich.....hmmmm...... :o

Not sure what my actual thoughts are on that... :D


Baby

Dan Manwich
:o

Michele Cumberland. Nice!

Tanya

I thought Catwoman WAS my porn star name.  ;)




Cat

I thought Catwoman WAS my porn star name.  ;)




Cat
I thought it was "Miss Kitka."  ;D

patrick pipe...w00t!

Joseph Oak  :D

Joseph Oak  :D


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Down from the South introducing the new comer - "Philip Louisiana"

I prefer the first pet's name with street name pornstar name. That would be "Jaws Louisiana"

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Thanks...kinda perfect for the industry, wouldn't you say!  :)

Mine would be Faye ChapelIsland

hubby's would be Harold Kirkwood

Michael Cheshire

Hello, I'm Faye Comanche  :) 

Mine would be....lol....Ann Wilson....(not to be confused with of course...Ann of "Heart" )
I would rather be in the band "Heart" than be a porn star!!! ;)

Ray rural route 3

Joseph Oak  :D


And a mighty oak was he....? ;)

I like using the first pet's name + street name better.

That way I can be Marrakech Goodyear. ;D

And a mighty oak was he....? ;)

I like using the first pet's name + street name better.

That way I can be Marrakech Goodyear. ;D


I thought that was the orignal game!

I would then be Alfie Cumberland!

Tanya

And a mighty oak was he....? ;)


:-X ;)

I like using the first pet's name + street name better.



then I would be Maxamillion Rural Route 3. Oh yeah... that's better.

And a mighty oak was he....? ;)

I like using the first pet's name + street name better.

That way I can be Marrakech Goodyear. ;D
If that was the case, then I'd be "Misty Lancashire." Well, OK, we did have a male dog later on. And so, ladies and gentlemen, may I present the newest adult film star of 2005: OPIE LANCASHIRE!!! ;D ;D ;D

If I became a porn star there's only one name I would want to take:

John Holmes, Jr.

:)

    Mine would be Elizabeth Monterey...to bad its the name of a cheese!

Jean Willow, kinda lame.  Using the pets name it would be Buffy Willow.  That is much more porn starish. ;)

Jean Willow, kinda lame.  Using the pets name it would be Buffy Willow.  That is much more porn starish. ;)


    too bad it's not Jean Willy ;D

Cameron Eagle Street...  ???

And BTW, I thought you start out with the name of the first pet you remember having?  So mine will be Harley Eagle Street. Later Days!!

I like using the first pet's name + street name better.




Well, if I use my first pets name, then I would be Misty Sandwich........or Cameron Sandwich...since I had two cats at the time...


Baby

Maree Creek -  but using our pet's name Honey Creek!

Joel a/k/a Joey Pasadena 8)

I would be John Walker.  :)

Allan McKellar....  ::)

Hey..... that doesn't sound pornish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ;D

Allan McKellar....  ::)

Hey..... that doesn't sound pornish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ;D


That sounds more like an actor's name (even though porn stars do a touch of it occassionally).  ;D

Houston Washington...meh

However, when you use the pet's name, it becomes the somewhat spicier Elvis Washington!

Marie Highland - way too bland for a porn name.

mine would be Marie Hanover, If I used my pet name, I would be Lucky Hanover

Paul Bayside ;D


Howard

I like using the first pet's name + street name better.



in that case i'm Fluffy Landrace  ::) ;D

in that case i'm Fluffy Landrace  ::) ;D


;D

Using middle name- Oliver DeerPark  (or Oliver Stackpole-Court, which sounds a bit more porn-like)

Using pets' name- Shadow DeerPark, Samson DeerPark, KittersWitters DeerPark (none of which sound very porn-like)

Using middle name - James Station - hmmm, can't see myself landing too many of the big roles with that name  :(

Using pets' name - ha !  Get this !  Mini Fritters Station  :o  Might get a few wierd movies at least  :P

Ann-Marie Herring.....and with my first pet's name, Sugar Herring  ;D

with my first pet's name, Sugar Herring  ;D

;D ;D ;D  (the fish name is a bit unfortunate for a female porn star :D)

Using pets' name - ha !  Get this !  Mini Fritters Station  :o  Might get a few wierd movies at least  :P


Mini Fritters?  ;D And I was embarrassed publishing my cat Kitters Witters name!

Ann-Marie Herring.....and with my first pet's name, Sugar Herring  ;D


Lol. A porn star with a twist.  ;D

It is still hard to beat having a porn star name like Johnny Wadd did.  Man, that guy was The King of porn, and that was 25 years ago.  You'll never see a star as big as him ever.  :\'(

It is still hard to beat having a porn star name like Johnny Wadd did.  Man, that guy was The King of porn, and that was 25 years ago.  You'll never see a star as big as him ever.  :\'(
Ron Jeremy, he proved if you have 3 legs you don't need looks or anything else and he's still alive and grinding

;D ;D ;D (the fish name is a bit unfortunate for a female porn star :D)


Ah....but a sweet  fish  ;) ;D


Lol. A porn star with a twist. ;D


A twist of lemon ?  :P ;D

Eh...Lynn Port how lame lol
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But my passion it won't slip away...Oh I'm not going crazy...

Using my first pet's name and first street name I metamorphose into Laddy Radnor.

I'd rather use the pet name as then I'm Fifi Lancaster ! ;D

Ray rural route 3


LOL  Oh, that name makes me so horny. ;D

Drumroll please................................Christine Filbert or with the pet..............Ginger Filbert.

Well, a filbert is a nut.  Maybe I can twist it a little.

Drumroll please................................Christine Filbert or with the pet..............Ginger Filbert.

Well, a filbert is a nut.  Maybe I can twist it a little.


LOL! We have biscuits in the UK called Ginger Nuts. Ginger Filbert could be quite a good porn-star-name-cum-play-on-words, particularly if you are indeed a redhead!!

LOL! We have biscuits in the UK called Ginger Nuts. Ginger Filbert could be quite a good porn-star-name-cum-play-on-words, particularly if you are indeed a redhead!!


Well alright, I've got biscuits named after me already! :D  Well, I'm not a redhead, but for the right amount of money...........
My first movie can be called, "On my chin".

using the middle name/street name I'd be Hazel Willow

using pet's name/street name I'd be Fluffy Willow.

I always thought it was pet's name/mother's maiden name inwhich case I'd be called Fluffy Tongue  :P

I always thought it was pet's name/mother's maiden name inwhich case I'd be called Fluffy Tongue  :P

I'm not sure you'd get too far in the porn business with that name!  ;D (I just picture furballs every time I think of it!). That being said, anyone ever heard of a Plushie?  :D

Marky D. Shod  :-*

George 'Mount'

I WIN!

My sister had a cat called "Young Puss" now that'd be a good porn name. :D

George 'Mount'

I WIN!
If there is a Mount George you might better run  ;D

George 'Mount'

I WIN!


There's a place in Queensland called "Mount Mee" - my sister worked in a Govenment Department and the Mount Mee file number was 69 :D

HA HA!

of course Rock is the perfect last name for a porn star.. I like Mount Rocky.. Mounty Rock.. all work.

Hmm.. Mounty... hmm.. this gives me an idea


There's a place in Queensland called "Mount Mee" - my sister worked in a Govenment Department and the Mount Mee file number was 69 :D


cus that wasn't on purpose

I always thought it was pet's name/mother's maiden name inwhich case I'd be called Fluffy Tongue  :P


;D ;D  The mind boggles!

Fluffy Tounge  ;D

I think somebody needs to take a break from the industry

There's a place in Queensland called "Mount Mee" - my sister worked in a Govenment Department and the Mount Mee file number was 69 :D
her file number could of been 71, that is a 69 plus two fingers  ;D

cus that wasn't on purpose


Purely coincidental - I'm sure  ;) ;D

Fluffy Tounge  ;D

I think somebody needs to take a break from the industry


;D ;D ;D  You just made my day  ;D ;D ;D

her file number could of been 71, that is a 69 plus two fingers  ;D


YUK  ;D

;D ;D ;D   You just made my day  ;D ;D ;D


I'm sure fluffy tounge would make it even better  ;)

I'm sure fluffy tounge would make it even better  ;)


ROFLMAO  ;D  No doubt about it!!  ;)

"Fluffy Tongue" sounds like a good name for a hair-metal band. 

(It still beats "Opie Lancashire" though!!! ;D ;D ;D)

using the middle name/street name I'd be Hazel Willow

using pet's name/street name I'd be Fluffy Willow.



nice to know you..did i mention i'm Fluffy Landrace  ::) ;D

presuming your pet was a cat as well...  :)

pets and streets.... ok

Rafael Mustang    ;D

Chantell Cherry...that's just nasty

Chantell Cherry...that's just nasty

Yes but soooooo perfect!

Hmmmm.... I'd be Lynn Goodyear.

Or using the first pet's name: Marrakech Goodyear.

Unless you count aqarium fish (delving deep into the recesses of 1966), then it would be Silky Goodyear.... ::)

useing pet's..

I had a Fish called Spike (i had about 60 tropical fish)

Spike Dodge  ??? No...

Chantell Cherry...that's just nasty
maybe it will become the latest PEPSI diet drink  ;D

If I took my name from a Van Halen album it would be "Diver Down"  ;D

If Captain Kangaroo was a porn star he would be called Captain Bang & Screw with his side kick Mr. Cream Jeans  ;D

nice to know you..did i mention i'm Fluffy Landrace ::) ;D

presuming your pet was a cat as well... :)


Nope, Fluffy was a hamster.  We wanted a male hamster so we could call it Hammy (from a kid's show called Tales from the Riverbank I think) but they only had females in the shop.  We thought Hammy sounded to boyish so we chose Fluffy as a name instead.

Growing up, we had so many cats (at one time we had about 24-NO JOKE  :o) so it is impossible to pick ONE (we had just about every name you can think of). So I will use my present cat's name-Electra Del Baso.






Cat

I prefer the first pet's name with street name pornstar name. That would be "Jaws Louisiana"


I agree - and that's the way we do it downunder

and it makes me Tammy Turnbull

whipped cream anyone? 8)

Nope, Fluffy was a hamster.  We wanted a male hamster so we could call it Hammy (from a kid's show called Tales from the Riverbank I think) but they only had females in the shop.  We thought Hammy sounded to boyish so we chose Fluffy as a name instead.


lol..thx for sharing  ;)

I thought it was take the name of your first PET, and then the street you grew up on....

Mine would be Kelly Afton...sounds kinda "porny" to me...LOL

Using a pet name here...

Sophie Highland

ok..if I used my middle name it would be:  Marie Vine
if I used pets name it would be: Holly Vine


Erin  ;D

ok..if I used my middle name it would be: Marie Vine
if I used pets name it would be: Holly Vine


Erin ;D


Is Holly your cat?  :) 

This game doesn't work for me...I grew up on South 2nd!  :D
What could I use instead? Hmmm...well, maybe it would work if I used the name of our neighborhood?
In that case, it would be Kitty-K Lowell

This game doesn't work for me...I grew up on South 2nd!  :D
What could I use instead? Hmmm...well, maybe it would work if I used the name of our neighborhood?
In that case, it would be Kitty-K Lowell


There was another person on here with the same problem.  His name would be Ray Rural Route 3. ;D  That one made me laugh the hardest.

There was another person on here with the same problem.  His name would be Ray Rural Route 3. ;D  That one made me laugh the hardest.




Me too.




Cat

Muffy vine



is that sexy? :-\\

Muffy vine



is that sexy? :-\\


*wolf whistles*

Why hello darlin'.  :P

mmmhmmm thought so *wink*

And my porn star name is Alexander Blackberry. :-//

Doesn't it just scream sex? :P

Wait, I think the rules changed from the original post..what are they now? Pet names and what..???

makes me wanna jump your bones
...lol

Michael Queen...  ;D

I agree - and that's the way we do it downunder

and it makes me Tammy Turnbull

whipped cream anyone? 8)



Love you avatar, so revealing. ;D

When I was 4 years old mom bought me a frog for the fish tank, she asked, what will you name him? So I said Lipstick Frog, she tried to convince me how stupid the name sounded but when you are 4 years old and someone tells you something is stupid it only makes you more stubborn, so the name Lipstick Frog stuck, it must of been a good name, everyone in the family remembers it  ;D

When I was 4 years old mom bought me a frog for the fish tank, she asked, what will you name him? So I said Lipstick Frog, she tried to convince me how stupid the name sounded but when you are 4 years old and someone tells you something is stupid it only makes you more stubborn, so the name Lipstick Frog stuck, it must of been a good name, everyone in the family remembers it  ;D


I named my first bird Protein.  I was reading the nutritional info on an English Muffin box when I came across the word protein.  I asked my Mom what it meant, she told me what it was and I guess I just thought that was the best word in the world.  Thus I named my bird Protein. ;D ;D ;D

My porn satr name would be nicole valdepenas, but i wanna b bella corona. what y'all think? 8)

I named my first bird Protein.  I was reading the nutritional info on an English Muffin box when I came across the word protein.  I asked my Mom what it meant, she told me what it was and I guess I just thought that was the best word in the world.  Thus I named my bird Protein. ;D ;D ;D

and what did you name "muffin"?  ::)

Charles Lexington.

No middle name, so i'll have to use my normal name;

Michael Cannon  ;)

It would be Jan Klipper, but that doesn't make any sense (not even to me).
Translated it would be John Clipper - now we're talking business.... 8)

Never had any pets, so I'm skipping that one.

Translated my name would be something like John Jumper  ;D

Translated my name would be something like John Jumper  ;D


Jump! Jump! A little hi-er! ;D ;D

Jump! Jump! A little hi-er! ;D ;D

Jump for my love  :D

Bryant Artillery Range

All the streets in my neighborhood are battle-related.  Admiral Farragut road, Union Pass, Rally Road...  The Civil War was fought in my city, and there are still trenches and things left over from the war.  You know, just in case those sneaky yankees try to invade again.  ;)

Jump for my love  :D


LMFAO!!! ;D ;D

I have four pets, five if you count my brother's hamster.  Here we go...

Kit Artillery Range

Emily Artillery Range

Precious Artillery Range

Buffy Artillery Range

My brother's rat:  Houdini Artillery Range

Plus if you count the two kittens I had that disappeared...

Angel Artillery Range

Juliet Artillery Range

Oh yeah, and Emily was originally named Cindy.

Cindy Artillery Range  8)

Oh, is it pet's name?

It'd be either

Buck Queen or Buck Meadowview

using my pets...they would be:


Anna High

Kit-Kat High


Hahahahahah! ;D


Erin :)

Somebody's high!  Hahahahaha...  ::)

James Station  :(

I get the feeling I would be outta work, quick smart  :o

Michael Grouse

Almost sounds like Michael Gross of Family Ties  :D

Michael Grouse

Infinitely better than James Station  :o

Almost sounds like Michael Gross of Family Ties  :D


Eww, ther's a mental image I didn't need, Michael Gross and porn star  :(  Thanks  ;D :o

James Station  :(

I get the feeling I would be outta work, quick smart  :o


Not if you changed it to James Stallion  :D