What is your all-time most hilarious moment in a comedy movie?  Here are a couple of mine:

Animal House-The scene where Bluto is in the cafeteria line, eating a whole hamburger with one bite, or inhaling that lime Jello.

Booty Call-When Jamie Foxx nearly suffocates himself by wrapping his head with Saran Wrap.  And the scene where the local preacher comes in to the convenience store to buy a pack of "Goodyears".

Both these scenes left me in tears.  ;D :\'( ;D

A couple that come to mind are from 'The Blues Brothers'

One is when Jake & Elwood go to see the penguin and she ends up slapping the crap out of them with a pointer. The other is when they are in the resturant, " how much for the little girl " , classic scene ;D

Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura where he bends over and starts talking out of his butt while he says "May I A-S-S you a question,Would you happen to have any binaca"? ;D



Howard

Athur-Arthur is having dinner with Susan..the cool he doesn't want to be with. He has his drink on his plate and she says "A Real woman could stop you from drinking" and he replies "It'd have to be a real Big woman!" ;D

Dumb And Dumber-After Loyd pulls a prank on  the wanna be tough guy trucker, he an Harry are  driving away fast...Harry praises Loyd for his ingenius plan and asks how he came up with it. Loyd tells HArry that he saw it on a movie once and laughs. Harry then asks Loyd, "So they did it and got away scott free?" Loyd "No, in the movie they catch up to him half mile down the road and slit his throat...it was a good one!" Then Loyd asks Harry to pull over so he can pee ;D

hmmm...Im bound to forget something

Monty Python and the Holy Grail: THe bridge of death scene

The Jerk: "Someone's trying to kill these cans!  Stay away from the cans!"

Horse Feathers: THe classroom scene

M*A*S*H: "Oh my God they shot him!"

Sleeper: The future people are showing Woody Allen the video of Howard Cosell "We figured this was some kind of thing people watched for torture"  "Yes, yes it is"

Love and Death: When a young Boris askes the Priest what a Jew is

Wet Hot American Summer: The hour they go to town

Spaceballs: "Whats the combination?" "1-2-3-4-5" "1-2-3-4-5? Thats like what idiots use as their combinations to their suitcases!" 

Blazing Saddles: In a movie filled with great scenes, I think nothing tops "Scouse me while I whip this out!"

Supertroopers: The opening scene (unfortunatly, the funniest part of the movie as well)

Arthur: When John Gilgoude askes "Do you want me to hold your d*ck for you too?"


so many great movies

Something About Mary -  The "WE GOT A BLEEDER!!!" scene.

Steel Magnolias - Just about any scene with "Weeza" (Shirley McClaine) in it.

Rush Hour 2 - The end, where Carter and Lee are escaping from the explosion and they're swinging all over the place.

Carrie - ok, I know this is not a comedy but the mother is hilarious with all of her bible thumping. (god forgive me)  Dirty pillows...hee hee hee.

The Big Lebowski: "Leads? Yeah, sure--let me just check with the boys down at the crime lab..."

Monty Python's Life of Brian: Biggus Dickus.

Naked Gun (#1): The press conference scene where Leslie Nielsen goes into the men's room with his clip mic still on. Also, the whole baseball game.

Austin Powers (#1): Alotta Fagina: "How dare you break wind before me!" Austin Powers: "I didn't know it was your turn, baby!"

A Fish Called Wanda-so many of them but one of my favorites is when Otto is covering for Wanda with Archie's wife, saying that he from the government.

History of the World, Part I-again a lot of them but I really like the scene where they help Miracle (the horse) and then the Emperess (Madaline Khan) shows up and hires Joshepus (Gregory Hines) as a wine stewart.




Cat

History of the World, Part I-again a lot of them but I really like the scene where they help Miracle (the horse) and then the Emperess (Madaline Khan) shows up and hires Joshepus (Gregory Hines) as a wine stewart.
"P*ss boy??? Ah, ah, ah....wait for the shake!"  ;D ;D ;D

"P*ss boy??? Ah, ah, ah....wait for the shake!"   ;D ;D ;D


It's good to be the king  ;D



Cat

the Jeep scene on the road to pick up the Missionary lady from:The God's Must be Crazy! (70's)  The whole film is funny but the runaway jeep is hilarious.
  The interrupted pseudo french/italian/russian verbal seduction of Jamie Lee Curtis when the real homeowners arrive and catch John Cleese inflagrante using family photo 4 covering his bits.
A Fish Called Wanda

where in Austin Powers and he accidently drank what he thought was coffee.turned out to be a cup of doody. ;D



Howard

I don't know if anyone remembers the movie "The Dutchess and the Dirt Water Fox" starring Goldie Hawn and George Segal. They are trying to discuss their situation with this guy sitting there who they don't want to know what they are saying. They speak a touch of Spanish, French, slang, and Pig Latin. It is funny because it is very obvious what they are saying but the guy seems oblivious to it.



Cat

in Kindergarden Cop where Arnold accidently makes the boys and girls cry and asks "Why Are You Crying"?  ;D


Howard

Monty Python's Meaning of Life where the fat guy comes into the restaurant and says "I'd like to order a well-done steak... and a bucket!"

;D

Monty Python's Meaning of Life where the fat guy comes into the restaurant and says "I'd like to order a well-done steak... and a bucket!"

;D

OMG! That entire sketch had me gaggin the whole way through!!!
How can something be hillarious and disgusting at the same time?!  :o :D

where in Austin Powers and he accidently drank what he thought was coffee.turned out to be a cup of doody. ;D



Howard
"This coffee tastes like sh*t! Kind of...nutty!"

a few ...

Ruthless People - When Sam first hears about the kidnapping, he pours on the act for the police.  When they are talking about how upset he is, they cut to him popping open a bottle of champagne while laughing.  Then when he hears them coming in the door, he pours drops in his eyes to simulate tears, which turn into giggles

Ruthless People - The scene with the wrong number.  "Yeah, debbie's here, but she can't come to the phone because she's sucking my ****.  If you want, I can have her call you back when I'm done"

Bad Santa - When Billy Bob pins the bully against the face and starts punching him non stop while telling him to stop beatin' on little kids

Bad Santa - When Tony, the midget is shooting his lip off.  The one elf is all "You've got some lip on you midget", and Tony responds "Yeah, well these lips were on your wife's **** last night.  Why don't you dust that thing off once in a while".  Then they get into a big brawl

Planes, Trains and Automobiles - When Neal and Dell are in the back of the truck freezing, Neal tries to reach for a pair of gloves, and this dog appears from under the hay and stars viciously barking.  Then when Dell says "Give him the god damn glove", the dog lets out two barks like he is saying "no way"

Uncle Buck - When Buck first arrives, he accidentally drops a collector plate, and it doesn't break.  He's like "It's unbreakable", so he bangs it against the piano to test and it smashes

National Lampoon's European Vacation - When the Griswolds accidentally hit the Bike Rider with their car, he frighteningly tries to get away from the conversation.  When Ellen notices his one leg is badly bruised, he says "Oh it's just a leg, honestly I've got another one"

Scary Movie 3 - When George goes to Miss Meek's funeral, he hears something and has a misunderstanding, and thinks she is still alive, so he jumps on her dead body and starts trying to pound her back to life. 

It's been a looooong time since I had a good laugh.... 

a few ...

Ruthless People - When Sam first hears about the kidnapping, he pours on the act for the police.  When they are talking about how upset he is, they cut to him popping open a bottle of champagne while laughing.  Then when he hears them coming in the door, he pours drops in his eyes to simulate tears, which turn into giggles

Ruthless People - The scene with the wrong number.  "Yeah, debbie's here, but she can't come to the phone because she's sucking my ****.  If you want, I can have her call you back when I'm done"







My favorite from that movie was when he was given the ransom money and that stupid guy tried to steal it from it.

"Do I look that stupid to you?"

"Yes, you do!"



Cat

Mr. Bean- When he was up on the diving board and didn't want to jump
Rowan Atkinson - On one of the Monty Python films, all he did was read a list of names, but it was hiilarious  ;D

Mr. Bean- When he was up on the diving board and didn't want to jump
Rowan Atkinson - On one of the Monty Python films, all he did was read a list of names, but it was hiilarious   ;D




I love Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean....I have nearly all of the episodes, plus the cartoon series on dvd.....I can watch them over and over and never get tired of them. ;D

any of the scenes in "There's Something About Mary" ...

Mr. Bean- When he was up on the diving board and didn't want to jump
Rowan Atkinson - On one of the Monty Python films, all he did was read a list of names, but it was hiilarious   ;D
In the UK, Nickelodeon are showing Mr Bean!

It is those two boys next to jump.

In Mr. Deeds.....when Deeds shows the butler his black foot and has the butler stab it with the poker.  It's awful and hysterical. :D ;D

The consuming of Baked Beans from Blazing Saddles.

Napoleon Dynamite- When Napoleon gets hit in the face with a steak, by his uncle.  ;D

Pink Panther - Peter Sellers gets out of the shower wearing a robe, he walks up to a hotel window with a fan in the window he gets to close to the fan and you hear this noise, thud, thud, thud...

In Mr. Deeds.....when Deeds shows the butler his black foot and has the butler stab it with the poker.  It's awful and hysterical. :D ;D


That was a great scene.

I liked that one scene where Deeds slides down the bannister, and lands on that table, which breaks.  I killed myself laughing at that ;D

numerous scenes from Steve Martin & John Candy in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, particularly when they wake up in the little bed together and Del think's his hand was between 2 pillows, except they weren't pillows, and they both freak out.

5 words: "We're here for the gangbang"

numerous scenes from Steve Martin & John Candy in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, particularly when they wake up in the little bed together and Del think's his hand was between 2 pillows, except they weren't pillows, and they both freak out.


"Del, why did you kiss my ear"? ;D

"Neil, why did you kiss my ear"?
I love that movie  ;D   

"Look out, hes got a broken milk carton!"

"Del, why did you kiss my ear"? ;D


That movie is hilarious.  ;D

8) I love the scene in "Bad Santa" between John Ritter and Bernie Mac where John is Dicussing catching Santa in the Big and Tall Section..LOL....Bernie Mac.." well, yea, Santa F*ckin big woman up the a**"....John Ritters face was priceless!..He was a consumate comedian..

The Exorcist- When Regan throws up on the priest. OMG! That is so friggenhilarious.

The Producers:
When Gene Wilder interrupts Zero Mostel's lovemaking to a 90 year old lady, Mostel shouts, "When you barge in to my office, say 'oops' and get out!"

A little while later, Mostel corners a cowering Wilder outside the office, and while glaring down at him, Wilder says, "Oops." ;D

8) Just about every scene in "Oh Brother Where Art Thou?"....I LOVE That Movie!!! ;D ;D

8) Just about every scene in "Oh Brother Where Art Thou?"....I LOVE That Movie!!! ;D ;D
A film worth watching twice.

The bathroom scene from The Party starring Peter Sellers. The roll of loo paper rolling itself off.

Rat Race
- The Hitler scene

Book of Love
- when Jack Twiller tries to impress the girl with the dance steps he learned in dance class, he falls down the stairs

Bruce Almighty
- When Bruce is changing the text on Evan's teleprompter

Scary Movie 3
- The wake scene
- When the two guys bicker about proper wording: "How the hell do you wake up dead.  You can't go to bed dead"

Scary Movie 4
- When President Harris accidentally turns on that machine that removes everyone clothes
- The Tom Cruise/Oprah spoof