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Subject: Nice tip for star Trek Security Officers!
Written By: Gabble Ratchet on 08/27/04 at 6:35 am
Star Trek security officers. If you have never appeared in the programme before and suddenly Captain Kirk asks you to join a landing party, make an excuse. Under no circumstances should you beam down to the planet surface, as you will invariably be killed.
Subject: Re: Nice tip for star Trek Security Officers!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 08/27/04 at 7:56 am
Star Trek security officers. If you have never appeared in the programme before and suddenly Captain Kirk asks you to join a landing party, make an excuse. Under no circumstances should you beam down to the planet surface, as you will invariably be killed.
True
On the other hand, Quirk will fight a salivery monster twice his size and strength, will win, make a nauseatingly patriotic speech, and then make love to a 'beautiful' (yet strangely pastel coloured) alien woman who just happens to have all the dimensions of a model from 1960's earth :o
It's good to be the King Captain :D
Subject: Re: Nice tip for star Trek Security Officers!
Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/27/04 at 1:28 pm
Star Trek security officers. If you have never appeared in the programme before and suddenly Captain Kirk asks you to join a landing party, make an excuse. Under no circumstances should you beam down to the planet surface, as you will invariably be killed.
Especially if you wear a red shirt.
Cat
Subject: Re: Nice tip for star Trek Security Officers!
Written By: sputnikcorp on 08/27/04 at 6:41 pm
i like that joke about a battle between star trek red shirts and star wars stormtroopers...the stormtroopers couldn't hit a thing and the red shirts kept dying anyway..
Subject: Re: Nice tip for star Trek Security Officers!
Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/27/04 at 6:45 pm
i like that joke about a battle between star trek red shirts and star wars stormtroopers...the stormtroopers couldn't hit a thing and the red shirts kept dying anyway..
lol
Cat