If my Michael Jackson  had a reality TV show what would it be called?

Mine's are:

Behind the sheets
Extreme Makeover: Race Edition
Hee-hee TV

Black and White

Whacko-Jacko Family Hour
Plastic Surgeons Don't "Scar" Me!
Beat It, Eat It, Need It Bad

The show could feature him and his son playing "Got Your Nose"....just like the recent episode of South Park ;D

Black and White

Whacko-Jacko Family Hour
Plastic Surgeons Don't "Scar" Me!
Beat It, Eat It, Need It Bad

The show could feature him and his son playing "Got Your Nose"....just like the recent episode of South Park ;D


Don't man. My sides are hurting!  ;D

Don't man. My sides are hurting!  ;D
;D

The Jacksons Family Hour! ;D


Howard

Bob Evans' Hide the Sausage Children's Show... with your host Michael Jackson

The Michael Jackson Hour... brought to you by Pepsi and the vineyards of Ernest & Julio Gallo

Maybe he could make a programme based on The Waltons with all those kids hanging around the ranch.

'Goodnight little Johnny, Goodnight little Britney'

Actually, wouldn't it be Diet Coke?  Isn't that what he allegedly had wine poured into? ;)

How about:

The Munster
A Tale of Two Kiddies
To Tell the Truth
"Special" Friends



I didn't want to besmirch the good name of The Coca Cola Company

;)

I didn't want to besmirch the good name of The Coca Cola Company

;)



Remember that commercial 20 years ago where his hair caught fire? ;D



Howard

Remember that commercial 20 years ago where his hair caught fire? ;D



Howard


Yet another reason to stay away from Pepsi.  Coke never set one of their spokesmen on fire.  :P

Yet another reason to stay away from Pepsi.  Coke never set one of their spokesmen on fire.  :P



Coke Was It,that's why! ;D


Howard

I don't think it'd be reality,it'd be a fantasy! ;D ;)



Howard

I don't think it'd be reality,it'd be a fantasy! ;D ;)



Howard


I think you're right Howard!  He'd need to get a little taste of reality off-screen, first.  But, when he gets to prison, something tells me he'll be getting a big heaping helping of reality they won't be able to show on TV.  :o 

If my Michael Jackson  had a reality TV show what would it be called?*sings a fake jingle*
The Jacksons, very covered
Especially Michael, who is covered in plastic
Oh, Jacksons - Jacksons
What adventures will this Wacko Jacko trio get into (picures of the two children appear)
(drums & stuff..)
Wow, Jacksons!

Name: The Covered Jackson Trio

If it had anything to do with Michael Jackson, it couldn't really be considered "reality", now could it? :-\\

I think you're right Howard!  He'd need to get a little taste of reality off-screen, first.  But, when he gets to prison, something tells me he'll be getting a big heaping helping of reality they won't be able to show on TV.   :o 



When he gets to prison he won't be eating steaks and caviar,it's bread and water for MJ. >:(



Howard

What would the name of his reality show be called? ;D

Could call it 'Plastic Population'.

'Let's Eat Cookies and Drink Cookies While Reading Stories in my Bed'

Bahrain Beauties  ;D

Bahrain Beauties  ;D


That's so funny because it's totally random, lol.

That's so funny because it's totally random, lol.



He would be the host of it

He would be the host of it



And all the contestants would be 12 year old boys.

And all the contestants would be 12 year old boys.



with masks on ;D

Neverland fantasy.

(Gets shot for saying something so lame)

It would end every episode with him watching TV with kids in bed... cuddling up, AWWWWWWWW!

If he was a judge on American Idol? ;D

If he was a judge on American Idol? ;D


It would be a better choice than that jerkwad Simon Cowell.

It would be a better choice than that jerkwad Simon Cowell.



He would sit right next to Simon Cowell

Who's the father (of my child) ?

Who's the father (of my child) ?



Who's The Mother. ;D

He would sit right next to Simon Cowell


That's a horrible punishment for MJ and well everyone else on this planet.

That's a horrible punishment for MJ and well everyone else on this planet.



I hope Simon makes fun of him. ;D

I hope Simon makes fun of him. ;D


Well they could lock Simon Cowell, Micheal Jackson, Courtney Love and G.G. Allin(if he were still alive) in a steel cage together.

Well they could lock Simon Cowell, Micheal Jackson, Courtney Love and G.G. Allin(if he were still alive) in a steel cage together.


Michael could be on Fear Factor

Michael could be on Fear Factor


Have you ever heard of G.G. Allin?  ???

Have you ever heard of G.G. Allin?  ???


I don't know who he is

I don't know who he is


You're lucky.

You're lucky.



What do you mean by that?

I think it would be the best reality show EVER!  :)

I think it would be the best reality show EVER!  :)



They would need a title for it.

What do you mean by that?


I'm changing it to you "were" lucky.

G.G. Allin was a punk rocker singer from the 70s(I think it was the 70s). He was very extreme.

He would often perform his shows naked and covered in his own crap(he'd down laxatives before shows just so he would soil himself) and would throw the crap into the audience and even eat some of it. He also beat himself with bottles and cans until he was bleeding(this caused alot of shows to be stopped pretty quickly).

I read about him a few months ago, talk about crazy! :o

I'm changing it to you "were" lucky.

G.G. Allin was a punk rocker singer from the 70s(I think it was the 70s). He was very extreme.

He would often perform his shows naked and covered in his own crap(he'd down laxatives before shows just so he would soil himself) and would throw the crap into the audience and even eat some of it. He also beat himself with bottles and cans until he was bleeding(this caused alot of shows to be stopped pretty quickly).

I read about him a few months ago, talk about crazy! :o


Nasty! :P

Nasty! :P


Yep, very nasty.

Yep, very nasty.



That's not my kind of show

That's not my kind of show


I surprised anyone went to his shows!

I'm changing it to you "were" lucky.

G.G. Allin was a punk rocker singer from the 70s(I think it was the 70s). He was very extreme.

He would often perform his shows naked and covered in his own crap(he'd down laxatives before shows just so he would soil himself) and would throw the crap into the audience and even eat some of it. He also beat himself with bottles and cans until he was bleeding(this caused alot of shows to be stopped pretty quickly).

I read about him a few months ago, talk about crazy! :o



Maybe we could ask him what poop tastes like?

Maybe we could ask him what poop tastes like?


G.G. Allin has been dead for along, he died of a heroin overdose.

He should be on Big Brother  ;D