Heh.
Just for testing, see what it feels like to translate a different language. Maybe you could swear and find how innocent it looks on there!

Just for good measure:

Je peut fart sur vous? (in french)

Tu as chienne!

Je ne pas ai. Maintenant l'arrêter, j'essaie de dormir et être confortable!

Wow! That is certainly the worst french I have ever read ;D


Just teasing :D

Not sure about the French side of things, but I can normally speak le merde de taureau quite fluently...!!

Not sure about the French side of things, but I can normally speak le merde de taureau quite fluently...!!


Heh heh.  ;D

J'est sais pas parle Francais tres bein. Ok, un peu.  :-[



Cat

Er . . . Bonjour.

Nan desu ka!  Kore-wa nan desu ka!  Sylvania beat Sony again!

Je m'appelle <<Lyric Boy>>

Itchy gitchy ya ya  ta ta.  Itchy gitchy ya ya hee.  Mocha choco latta ya ya.  Sweet old Lady Marmalade!

Rhonda, Rhonda bo bonda banana fanna fo fonda me my mo monda Rhonda!! Thats my name in another language! :D

voulez vous coucher avec moi? :D


Howard

voulez vous coucher avec moi? :D


I should have guessed, shouldn't I, Howard?  ::)  ;)

I should have guessed, shouldn't I, Howard?  ::)  ;)




Did you actually know I was gonna write that? ;D


Howard

Glooben, gleeben, gowpen, goben.

Heh.
Just for testing, see what it feels like to translate a different language. Maybe you could swear and find how innocent it looks on there!

Just for good measure:

Je peut fart sur vous? (in french)
8) 8)I think some foreign swears are on the swear-check on this site.I'll just say mon diieu.

Did you actually know I was gonna write that? ;D


No, Howard. I should have realised that something like that was on the cards.  ;D

Ich dachte daß schone dieses an der Spiel-Borden getan hatte...?

Jhl, jijatlh thlIngan Hol!
JineH ngagh soH... ;) qatlh tlhIngan Hol Dajatlhbe'?

Ik heb een het Nederlands woordenboek





Cat

Va donc chier mon ostie! (Quebec Joile)

Ta yeule ostie tete carree! (Quebec Joile)

Hej! Jag heter Bobo. Jag är 18 år.

I can talk in sign language.

I used to know a little bit of sign language, and I could still probably pull off reading Braille if my memory was up to it (I learnt off a blind friend of mine named Don a while back)..

I had learned in school to speak French and had analyzed various classic Latin texts, had learned Spanish and Russian off my brother, attempted to learn to speak German in spare time (could have probably taken the German GCSE I'd learned so much, even though I hadn't actually been to any lessons. I don't remember much of it now - all I can do is count to 100!).. and I have learned basic Dutch from taalthuis.

Next on my list is to learn a Scandinavian language such as Svenska, Suomi, Norsk, or Dansk...

Maybe all four!

My uncle is also very fluent in Esperanto, which is rather groovy (and which I could probably learn if I put my mind to it, given its similarity to Dutch)..

I know the alphabet in sign language and maybe a phrase or two. I also have basic braille book but never really learned.


I'm actually a bilingual illiterate. I can't read and write in two different languages. (I will let you choose the two launguages.  ;) ;D)



Cat

I can read Spanish.  I can sing Italian and German.  AND I know ONE sentence(which is actually one elongated word) in Swahili:

NIMEKASIRIKA!!!  >:(

I can talk in sign language.


Me too, except I keep forgetting a lot of it.  I'm sure it will stick with me once I take it again in college.

The only thing I know in Swahili is "Jambo tengu yangu" and I don't think I spelt it correctly and I'm not even sure if it's right.

A good friend of mine who lives in the village lived in Kenya for 40 years, and spoke Swahili most of the time. I always forget though, about what he said. I'd love to be able to learn an African language, though, someday!


The only thing I know in Swahili is "Jambo tengu yangu" and I don't think I spelt it correctly and I'm not even sure if it's right.

OK, I managed to get some of the translations; can you say what language it is in brackets after the sentence / phrase? Thank you!

Sorry when I didnt.

Ich bin Ripp genannt. Ich hoffe, daß Sie gewußt haben, was ich gesagt habe! Sagen Sie die Sprache nach. (German)

Η μητέρα σας! :o

The above was in Greek; the below is in Russian.

Я шучу. ;D

Baruch Atoi Adenoi Maleheynu Meluch! :o



Howard

Er . . . Mitsubishi, Hitachi

The only thing I know in Swahili is "Jambo tengu yangu" and I don't think I spelt it correctly and I'm not even sure if it's right.


I used to know how to count in Ibo, but I cannot remember all of it, and I do recall that if you said 'one' the wrong way, it was a dirty word! :o The only thing I can remember how to say was "I go to school" which sounded something like:

Uh goala na 'mgbwifai ahcuco

I've studied about ten different languages, but most are hard to retain unless you keep up with them constantly. I can read german and French and some Spanish, but I cannot understand someone speaking them, especially if they speak too quickly!

J'ai une chat noire.

Ich habe eine schwarten katz.

Yo tengo un gato negro.

Ma cathe ddu them.

That's all I can think of right now...

HERR X - Ultravox

Ich fand ein vollkommenes Bild
Von einem vollkommenden Fremden
Nach dem oder auf dem Bild
Müßte es in den 40er aufgenommen sein

Er könnte ein gerissener oder
Ein blinder mit einem Stock
Vielleicht starb er vor Jahren
In einem Autounfall
Heute kann man es vermutlich wissen

Danach glaubte ich, ich hätte den falschen
Auf einer Brücke stheen gesehen
Ich fragte ihn nach der Zeit
Aber als er sich umdrehte sah ich
Das er es gar nicht war

Ich suche immer noch
Ich suche immer noch

Ich sah ihn am Flughafen
Wo er auf einem Stuhle saß
Ich liebte ihn aber ich glaube nicht das er mich veränderte
Ich habe das komische Gefühl
Das ich weiß wer er ist

Herr X

Io parlerei italiano, ma Io dimentico piu.  Io ricordo le parole di male, sebbene.  Io ho usero scrivare a tutto esame "la banana vestia miei pantoloni".  La Professoressa pensa Io era matto.  Io penso le esame era stupido.  Io non pensa che cosa scrivare adesso.  uh, crepa mucha! Morti a una biblioteca. 

Can u guess what language I speak? its so obvious.
HAWAIIAN!!!

Aloha au i Hawai`i!

i have not lived in Hawai`i since I was four and my hawaiian doesn't fair as well as my english. My dad put me in hawaiian lessons when i went into highschool. every once in a while i travel back to visit family and thats when i can really show off my skills.

Can u guess what language I speak? its so obvious.
HAWAIIAN!!!

Aloha au i Hawai`i!

i have not lived in Hawai`i since I was four and my hawaiian doesn't fair as well as my english. My dad put me in hawaiian lessons when i went into highschool. every once in a while i travel back to visit family and thats when i can really show off my skills.





I know Aloha ya yoi (not sure of the spelling)  ;D



Cat

SOME POSTS HAVE NOT SPECIFIED THEIR LANGUAGE NEXT TO THE POST.

Please, if people want to know the language, then you're not helping.

I like to translate. Something I might think is in Spanish could be in French.

Please say!

Thank you.

SOME POSTS HAVE NOT SPECIFIED THEIR LANGUAGE NEXT TO THE POST.

Please, if people want to know the language, then you're not helping.

I like to translate. Something I might think is in Spanish could be in French.

Please say!

Thank you.



I do say it in the post (in its language) but its italian

SOME POSTS HAVE NOT SPECIFIED THEIR LANGUAGE NEXT TO THE POST.

Please, if people want to know the language, then you're not helping.

I like to translate. Something I might think is in Spanish could be in French.

Please say!

Thank you.
Ankthay ouyay orfay ethay uggestionsay, Ippray. Itway eallyray elpshay! Igpay Atinlay isn'tway eallyray oriegnfay utbay........... (Pig Latin)

Thank you!   ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

Ich spreche Deutsches (I'm speaking German). The song lyrics I posted are also in German.

Absolutely Vile

Take a look at my signature.

Dirty Harry quotes, anyone?

Hola.

Mi nombre es Eva, tengo 14 años y Vivo en México Distrito Federal.

De hecho, me fascinana los foros de aquí, porq así hablo de mis favoritos sin tapujos ;)

Ich kann kein Franzözisch sprechen, aber ich kann Deutsch sprechen.  (german profanity is pretty easy to translate...i'm not sure if i dare to say it yet. :D)

this is the extent of spanish i remember:
hola
hasta luego
soy el queso
más cerveza, por favor 8)
adios
mi llamo...

and french:
ou'jour dui seis jeudi (spelled totally wrong)
je ne pas
je suis fatigué
..and other random nouns