Is there any talent, or anything weird or quirky about you? Or something you've done, haven't done that's interesting? I'll start! I like peanut butter and brown sugar sandwiches, can't whistle :-[, have never been on an airplane, and I was a band geek!!! :-X And yes, there really was band camp!! ::) Oh yea, and have been married to my highschool sweetheart for 24 years, thats a talent right there ;)

I am double jointed, so I can bend my fingers backwards to where they touch the tops of my hands.

I used to write stories and I even won some awards for three of them.

I won the spelling bee in fifth grade.

1.  My age.  People usually think I am about 12-15 years younger than I really am.  :)

I won the spelling bee in fifth grade.

Really! When I was in elementary school, I won four spelling bees! :) I've always been good with spelling, ever since I was a little boy.

Well done for a great topic, gemini. I was umming and aahing about starting off a topic on quirks but since the last time I put a thread on was based on personalities, people might think I'm a psychologist doing market research over the net.  ;D

Quirks. God! I've got a few . . .

- I am prone to spontaneous dancing when happy or excited (in the style of Dick Van Dyke dancing on a roof-top doing his 'Me 'Ol Bamboo' routine).

- I have a severe lack of social awareness. E.g. I am prone to making impressions of famous people while queuing in clothes shops for example. This either fascinates or irritates people -  :-[

- I am quite egotistical. I sang the theme tune to 'The Fall Guy' over the answering machine to find out how my singing voice sounded.

Oh clever. I can't write Dyke.  ;D

I am double jointed, so I can bend my fingers backwards to where they touch the tops of my hands.

I used to write stories and I even won some awards for three of them.

I won the spelling bee in fifth grade.
I was in alot of spelling bees too!! Then when my daughter was in school, she was in them too!

1.  My age.  People usually think I am about 12-15 years younger than I really am.  :)
Same here. People think my 22 yr. old daughter and I are sisters whenever we go out! ;D

I can crack every bone in my body

I can do imitations to a T


I am an overall wacky crazy guy! :D ;D


Howard

hmmm

some of you know this stuff already

Im a writer/artist and one of the business managers for Nonsense Humor Magazine (out of Hofstra University)

Ive been on TV twice (both for game shows)

I have performed standup comedy

I write album reviews for my college newspaper

I draw the political cartoons for my college's political newsletter

I am the treasurer of the Hofstra College Republicans

I have met: Steve Buschemi, THe Ultimate Warrior (twice), Sabastian Bach, Wayne Chrebet's wife lol, Scotty Pippin (well, technicly....I just didnt know it was him lol), Art Linkletter, Scott Feldman, and numorous political figures (of both parties)

hmmm...what else.......

I am currently trying to write my 4th movie script........


thats it for now

1.  My age.  People usually think I am about 12-15 years younger than I really am.  :)
;DSame here.People think I'm in my 20s.Cheers!

Let's see....I was a frequent spelling bee winner in school as well, and I am also mistaken for being in my mid to late 20's, although I just turned 41 (good thing too, I am way too immature to be 41!)  and people who really know me can't believe others think I'm a quiet, mild mannered person.

Nothing.  :P

I love Velveeta Shells & Cheese with Pace Thick & Chunky (Hot) Picante Sauce....I'm probably on deaths door ::)

Most people who know me think I'm extremely shy but I'm quite the contrary.  Most don't know I have this kinda crazy insane sense of humor.  I always like to make people laugh by quoting/imitating celebrities and/or people I know at convenient times.

Most people are also surprised by the fact that I'm an excellent singer...an excellent singer...an ex...well anyway...Again it's because I'm mostly shy.  I may talk in this shy little voice but then I get up there and sing Mozart or some kinda sh*t and they're all "WOW! Ruth can sing!"

I love Velveeta Shells & Cheese with Pace Thick & Chunky (Hot) Picante Sauce....I'm probably on deaths door ::)


I have yet to try that. I doubt I ever will.... :P

My age.  People usually think I am about 12-15 years younger than I really am.  :)

The past few years, people have underestimated my age too. I don't really like that. :-[

1.  I play piano.
2.  I strongly dislike all of you.

2.  I strongly dislike all of you.



1. I just developed a marked affection for Kenny that was never there before!  ;D

I can't remember anything: particuarly those things which I unequivocally HAVE TO remember.

I don't really enjoy cooking meals and stuff but I do like baking. 
I cook good Welsh Cakes.  My mother-in-law, who has won prizes for hers, says they are v good.

I'm mostly happy when I'm out and about and always laughing.  When I'm suffering from depression I stay at home, sometimes don't bother getting out of bed or answering the phone and cry for hours on end.  When I tell people I suffer from depression that look at me in disbelief - I'm sure they think I make it up.  :( 

The other thing that shocks people is how much alcohol I can consume and still talk sense!

In my spare time I like cooking, I make great chutney which is always a hit at our school fete.  I also make dolls clothes (my girls are too old now to dress their dollies) but I still make them for friends' little girls and for our parish craft stall.

I forgot about that one.  In college, I had a drinking contest with the captain of the rugby team.  Imagine his embarrassment when he got his behind kicked in a drinking contest with a 110# girl ;D


;D ;D ;D

I am also double jointed, which is creepy. I can kneel forward (my legs face forward when I kneel). I can also turn my head nearly right the way round........ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! (I think my double-jointed-ness is creeeepy) Also, I can imitate anyone with perfect voice and perfect timing of words. All words correct, too. Creepy..

hmmm


Im a writer/artist and one of the business managers for Nonsense Humor Magazine (out of Hofstra University)


I am the treasurer of the Hofstra College Republicans


thats it for now


You go to Hofstra? Oh man! I wanted to go to school there! I was accepted there but I moved out here to NV cuz my family wanted me to be with them, for reasons that sounded good at the time...


I dunno what whould surprise people about me, except maybe when they see my tattoos, "You don't look like the kind of girl who would get tattoos like that!"

There are a couple of other things, but it only surprises guys.... ;)
Older guys come up to me and are surprised when I tell them my age. I have noticed that I am a magnet for older, unavailable men...

And the other thing I really can't say here. ;)

Rio

I have yet to try that. I doubt I ever will.... :P
Don't...you'll live longer!

I've lived in 5 different countries and done lots of travelling in my years.  :)

I love--absolutely LOVE--wearing neckties.

*gasp* Me too! People don't believe it... but I just find it so comfortable. I always wear a tie along with my concert going shirt, and people think I'm a little bit weird.. or something..

I love--absolutely LOVE--wearing neckties.

1.  I play piano.
2.  I strongly dislike all of you.


I play piano too!  So you shouldn't hate me...unless of course somewhere we had to compete...not so sure what I would think of you then...  :D  haha j/k

I am a Nostalgia Fan.I collect anything that's old it doesn't matter what it is. ;D


Howard

I love--absolutely LOVE--wearing neckties.



Me Too.But only on occasions. ;D


Howard

I love Velveeta Shells & Cheese with Pace Thick & Chunky (Hot) Picante Sauce....I'm probably on deaths door ::)


Thats not too weird.

Where I come from, Mac 'n' Cheese with ketchup on top is considered a delicacy.

The tick is to make sure the Mac 'n' Cheese gets a nice crust on it before you slather on the Heinz... 

:P :P :P :P :P

I can grill a mean bratwurst.

Me Too.But only on occasions. ;D


Howard

See, I'm not like that though--sometimes I'll dress up at school, for the fun of it.  I struggle to find occasions to wear a tie.  ;D

I play piano too!

I also play the piano. I had private lessons from 1991-93, and then had a piano class in my freshman year of high school (Fall 1994-95 semester), and six years after that, I had a piano class in college. I play periodically, although it would probably be good for me to practice a little more.

Ohh, where do I start with weird stuff about me...

1. I play piano too (you should hear me play "We Didn't Start the Fire" while screaming it... I totally slaughter it.)
2. I collect spoons. I only have about eight, but I hope to get some more next birthday :)
3. I used to collect stamps.
4. I speak a little Klingon (only the VERY basics though, like "Hello", "Shut up" and "Where is the lavatory?")
5. My hair never stops looking completely stupid. First I had the worst fringe known to man...
Then when I was growing it out I had two chin-length bits dangling from each side of my face- I thought that they looked cool...
Then I had a rat-tail over my right ear- I'd put it in after watching the Star Wars prequels and thought that that looked cool. I kept the same one in for about a month before I got sick of it. It was hilariously curly when I undid it, since it had been plaited for so long.
6. I get up at 6 every morning to watch "The Hoobs".
7. I have an "All Your Base Are Belong to Us" T-shirt.
8. I talk to my computer.
9. I used to play the recorder with my nose.
10. I like writing pointless lists of stuff about myself.

I love--absolutely LOVE--wearing neckties.


Yeah? I'm not really much of a fan. It feels like someone's strangling me all the time.

You must be the smartest bloke around (as well as Bobo who must be the smartest concert-goer in town).  :)

The other thing that shocks people is how much alcohol I can consume and still talk sense!


hahahaha me too !  Whether or not I remember it the next day is a whole nother story.

I dont really know what would surprise people about me - I tend to reveal basically everything about myself.

Lemme think of something.

I come across as generally a nice person who gets along with 90% of people who I meet.  But when I dont like someone - I can be a total cow.  I have given a guy in my team the silent treatment for 14 months so far.

I dont know how surprising this is - but I made a decision at age 12 to never have children and at 35 I am still very firm on that decision.

That I can have a very explosive temper, but it takes a lot to get me there.  :o

There are a few triggers that will short cut the process however  ;)

At the age of 14, I travelled 400 miles from Michipicoten Bay (on Lake Superior) to James Bay, Canada (southern tip of Hudson Bay)....  On some days covering 50 miles over water, other days covering 3 miles on foot where the water was too rough.

By canoe and on foot.  Taking all food and supplies with us.  No cars, bikes, or trains.

:) :D ;D

At the age of 14, I travelled 400 miles from Michipicoten Bay (on Lake Superior) to James Bay, Canada (southern tip of Hudson Bay)....  On some days covering 50 miles over water, other days covering 3 miles on foot where the water was too rough.

By canoe and on foot.  Taking all food and supplies with us.  No cars, bikes, or trains.

:) :D ;D


Wow, that's cool!  8)

Ohh, where do I start with weird stuff about me...

7. I have an "All Your Base Are Belong to Us" T-shirt.


SWEET!!!  :D

I suffer from Agoraphobia. I used to drive my friends crazy because I was always late. Because it would take me about an hour just to calm down enough to leave the house. A few years ago it was so bad that I couldn't get into my car at all.

I can crack every bone in my body. ;D


Howard

I can do imitations. :D


Howard

I can do imitations. :D


Howard

Really? Of who? I can do imitations of various cartoon characters.

Really? Of who? I can do imitations of various cartoon characters.



WC Fields
Big Bird snoring
Ernie
Hulk Hogan
Randy Savage

and a host of others. ;D


Howard

That I might actually admit that Bush is not doing great as far as comminicating with this country right now....but at least I have the jewels to admit it...unlike the liberal Hillary/Billary/Kennedy/Kerry lovers

That I might actually admit that Bush is not doing great as far as comminicating with this country right now....but at least I have the jewels to admit it...unlike the liberal Hillary/Billary/Kennedy/Kerry lovers
That I'm not afraid to be "labled" a liberal and don't understand why right wingers can't admit to something being wrong with one of their "leaders" without taking a dig at liberals.

I can lip sync with some feeling. :)


Howard

See, I'm not like that though--sometimes I'll dress up at school, for the fun of it.  I struggle to find occasions to wear a tie.  ;D


especially when you have to fix it.That's annoying! >:(


Howard

I like wearing ties, because I have an annoying habit of grabbing my tie whenever I'm nervous, shy, wanting to show my authority (well, my pretend authority) and/or moving into a new area (such as from outdoors to indoors).

I like wearing ties, because I have an annoying habit of grabbing my tie whenever I'm nervous, shy, wanting to show my authority (well, my pretend authority) and/or moving into a new area (such as from outdoors to indoors).
Do you ever feel the need to say "I tell ya, I get no respect.......no respect at all!!"? :)

I can dance. I have studied ballet many, many moons ago but was never really good at that but I move and shake it.  ;D  I once won a trophy for dance. I'm not as limber as I used to be. I can't do as high of kicks as I used to but I can still do a pirotte. My husband LOVES my dancing.  ;) 




Cat

That I'm not afraid to be "labled" a liberal and don't understand why right wingers can't admit to something being wrong with one of their "leaders" without taking a dig at liberals.
I can appreciate that, dude ;) I just want to add that I really wonder why libs can't admit that clinton screwed up on his last day when he released crimminals..AND how ridiculous it is to say that he was one of our greatest presidents ever??? :o ::)

I can appreciate that, dude ;) I just want to add that I really wonder why libs can't admit that clinton screwed up on his last day when he released crimminals..AND how ridiculous it is to say that he was one of our greatest presidents ever??? :o ::)


Particularly his pardon of fugitive financier Marc Rich who, despite his pardon for the crimes that he was already convicted of, has WISELY chosen to not return to the United States.

The news agancies did not even scratch the surface to describe the array of questionable dealings he had (including at the time of his pardon), including those with figures reputed to be kingpins in the Russian Mob.  If you did a web search on notorious figures such as Lev Chernoy, Mikhail Khodorkovsky, the Reuben Brothers, and other notorious Russian figures, they usually link back to Rich.

It would be REAL interesting to find out exactly what happened behind the scenes to get Clinton to pardon Rich.

I can walk for a couple of miles without getting so tired.



Howard

I am not a great conversationalist.  ::)

I can walk for a couple of miles without getting so tired.



Howard

So can I...although I was probably unable to do so about half my life ago...

Anyway, something that would probably surprise people about me...

I can figure out what day of the week a certain date will fall on in a certain year, usually in less than a few seconds.

I fell off a cliff in Aspen, CO and survived.

wat would saprise people about me is im only 8 years old lol

I can crack every bone in my body ;D



Howard

Even your toe, Howard?

The fact that I don't speak in a posh English accent?  ;D

Even your toe, Howard?

The fact that I don't speak in a posh English accent?  ;D


Yes.even my toe ;D



Howard

Yes.even my toe ;D


Very cool.  8)

Very cool.  8)



no not cool.very hurts :o



Howard

no not cool.very hurts :o


Well . . . Don't crack your bones then.  ;D

Well . . . Don't crack your bones then.  ;D



I've been doing that for almost 17 years on and off.sometimes it's been painful and sometimes not



Howard

I'm really insecure, actually.

let's see....

I am left-handed
I have naturally curly hair
I want to write a book
I think some girls are cute
and some boys too!!
I love to act in plays
and sing
and I am somewhat obsessive compulsive

Erin :)

I've got a very famous cousin: Jimmy Carter.

I can crack every bone in my body ;D



Howard
are you Evil Kinevil?

I've got a very famous cousin: Jimmy Carter.
and Billy Carter too?  ::)

I can be a bit sarcastic and sometimes I'm a smartasss...I know it's hard to believe but it's true  ;)

Who is Billy Carter?

All I know is, Jimmy Carter is my 4th cousin or something along those lines. His mother is my maternal grandmother's 1st cousin. But they are from Georgia and we don't really know our relatives out east. So needless to say I haven't met him and neither has anyone in my family who lives over here in Texas.

I eat fast food for lunch almost every day, and sometimes for dinner too.
I am 5' 10" tall and my weight ranges from 130-140 no matter what I eat.

I have never had:
The flu
A bloody nose
Strep Throat
Chickenpox
Heartburn
A broken bone
Food poisoning


My favorite way to exercise is by jumping on a pogo stick.

I am very afraid of spiders.

I eat fast food for lunch almost every day, and sometimes for dinner too.
I am 5' 10" tall and my weight ranges from 130-140 no matter what I eat.

I have never had:
The flu
A bloody nose
Strep Throat
Chickenpox
Heartburn
A broken bone
Food poisoning


My favorite way to exercise is by jumping on a pogo stick.

I am very afraid of spiders.


Wow, long and tall.  :o

Well anyway, I REALLY gotta go now; night.

Who is Billy Carter?

All I know is, Jimmy Carter is my 4th cousin or something along those lines. His mother is my maternal grandmother's 1st cousin. But they are from Georgia and we don't really know our relatives out east. So needless to say I haven't met him and neither has anyone in my family who lives over here in Texas.
Billy is Jimmy's brother, he had a beer out called Billy Beer in the 70s

I have only 4 toes on my right foot

I can sing VERY well but I have no desire to be a singer or an American idol.
I can however compose music from the notes to the lyrics. I've already written about 20+ instrumentals and approx 9 songs with lyrics, but I'm too shy to show my work outside my circle of friends.

I want to write a book


I would like to write a book too. I've started but never finished.  ::)

One day . . .  :)

I thought it was 4 1/2 ???


More or less... it is just a small bit.. so yes i suppose there is still a bit of toe there..

are you Evil Kinevil?



Well,I can try to contort my body but it's hard to ;D


Howard

I can lip sync



Howard

I have only 4 toes on my right foot


Were you born with 4 toes or did you lose one to an accident.  I went to school with a girl who had lost a couple of her toes thanks to the mower!

That I'm actually quite a nice guy in real life? :D

Or that I worked for 3 years with a well-known British serial killer, Fred West. :o

Were you born with 4 toes or did you lose one to an accident.  I went to school with a girl who had lost a couple of her toes thanks to the mower!


I slipped in the bathroom and my foot went through the skirting tiles sliceing it off. The skin around it rotted even after it was treated because some bits of Tile and what not got in there, and about half the skin on my foot had to be cut off to stop the spread. It was Gross!!!

I can lip sync



Howard
do I smell a Milli Vanilli comeback?

do I smell a Milli Vanilli comeback?


You know it's true . . .  ;D

You know it's true . . .  ;D
but does the big H have the dance moves too?  8)

That I'm actually quite a nice guy in real life? :D

Or that I worked for 3 years with a well-known British serial killer, Fred West. :o


My friend Baileys uncle was the last person to see Harold Shipman alive..

The wife of the final examiner for my Masters thesis was the one who first reported Shipman to the police after he altered her mother's will.

Eventhough I live in Georgia, I have no southern accent

Eventhough I live in Georgia, I have no southern accent


I have lived in the Midlands most of my life, yet i have a London Accent (although it isn't strong enough to be Dick Van Dykey)

I slipped in the bathroom and my foot went through the skirting tiles sliceing it off. The skin around it rotted even after it was treated because some bits of Tile and what not got in there, and about half the skin on my foot had to be cut off to stop the spread. It was Gross!!!


Ouch!  My brother-in-law nearly lost in a toe in exactly the same manner.

mmmhmmmm....that's what everyone says ;)
Dad was in the military 20 years so I didn't grow up in the south

I'm an only child.
I'm the only grandchild on either side of the family.
I have no aunts, only two uncles (both of which have been single all their lives, and a deceased uncle who was also single his whole life).

do I smell a Milli Vanilli comeback?



No.I'm nothing ike Milli Vanilli. ;D



Howard

but does the big H have the dance moves too?  8)


Yes,I do.



Howard

that I have an ear for music ;D



Howard

:o

I'm an only child.
I'm the only grandchild on either side of the family.
I have no aunts, only two uncles (both of which have been single all their lives, and a deceased uncle who was also single his whole life).


..Wow, rather barren family tree there.

I forgot to mention one other quirky thing about me.

I can't frown.  My forehead muscles just won't wrinkle up like that.

That i'm actually quite a shy person in real life. No-one on the board'll believe that - especially not anyone who's wrote a parody on AmIRight, they all think i'm all-mouth!  ;D

I can fold myself in half, backwards among other things. I'm very flexible.

Most think I can be quite nice, but I do have sarcastic side that I tend to hide, when it does shine it is like a sharp razor, so I use it sparingly.

That I'm a sappy person.




~Beth

ok....ya i am strange...but...


I like the taste of chalk



Erin :)

ok....ya i am strange...but...


I like the taste of chalk



Erin :)




I think your pregnant, and that just happens to be the oddball "food" that you crave. Weirdo.




~Beth

you can't be pregnant when you have a 2 month long "period" silly :D




Erin :)

you can't be pregnant when you have a 2 month long "period" silly :D




Erin :)




TMI.


~beth :)

Oh and BTW, tell Chris I said HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!

well...I was trying to be as discreet as I possibly could....


I didn't go into details..now did i?



Erin :)

Oh and BTW, tell Chris I said HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!




i will....but I have a thread started for that in the playful penguin place...so kindly move that comment over there!


Erin :)

My moods can shift rather rapidly, but in a predicatble order, and never a rapid up-shift. It's always a down-shift, in this order:

Happy or Normal
Sad, which channels into Either
Depressed    Lonely    or Angry
Angry can turn violent, lonely can mix with depressed, depressed just stays depressed.

Let's see:

I made it to the finals of the Long Island spelling bee 11 years ago
I have much better hand-eye coordination than most people expect
I might've written more parodies of hit songs from the 2000s than anybody ever
I self-published a book and hopefully i'll write a book that makes money one day
I have a degree (finished classes in december) from a top 50 liberal arts college (US News ranking) but no job


I think that's enough

I think your pregnant, and that just happens to be the oddball "food" that you crave. Weirdo.




~Beth


People have been known to crave non-foods, such as dirt, when they're pregnant... :P

ok....ya i am strange...but...


I like the taste of chalk



Erin :)


ME and you both sister. Chalk is not my thing, but I have a habit of eating a lollipop and not stopping at the stick. I used to devour a whole pixie stick, wrapper and everything. In other words, I like the taste of paper. :P

ME and you both sister. Chalk is not my thing, but I have a habit of eating a lollipop and not stopping at the stick. I used to devour a whole pixie stick, wrapper and everything. In other words, I like the taste of paper. :P


Meh.. it isn't just women. If i have a muffin.. the paper tends to go down as well  ;D

OMG....that is so funny.....



however...I have been guilty of that too...esp the lollipop stick....it just keeps unraveling as you chew it...and what else are you supposed to do with it..besides eat it or throw it away?


LOL

Erin :)

ok....ya i am strange...but...


I like the taste of chalk



Erin :)

you are strange, paste is a lot better tasting   :D

ya....I remember when I was in elementary school...there were kids that used to eat paste and glue all the time


Erin :)

I used to love glue!! :D

I never really liked the taste of glue...but I always thought it was fun to pour glue on my hands..watch it dry and then peel it off! LOL!


Erin :)

^;D
actually I've never tried that (yet ;))

hehehee..


it's never too late to give it a whirl!! LOL!


Erin :)

Pass me the glue!!
;D

i remember one kid in grade school who would eat an entire piece of paper....while sitting in class....


why were we kids so strange?  well....some of "us"....ahem..."me"...never change! LOL!



Erin :)

Yeah,I'm a weirdo ::)

I wonder why kids like to taste everything they see...probably curiosity ::)

I have no idea....


my little boy (who will be 3 in a few weeks).....attempts to eat everything....he will find all sorts of gross stuff and he knows it gets to me.....he will hold it up and "threaten" to eat it....stuff like crumbs he finds in his car seat...gross stuff like that! LOL!


when he was really little...he ate one of those furry catepillars....we had to take him to the hospital...he had to get operated on because the kind he ate happened to have poisonous prickly things on it....but thank God...he didn't have any in his throat....it was quite a scare....


kids are nutso! LOL!


Erin :)

I wonder why kids like to taste everything they see...probably curiosity ::)



Unless its green and healthy looking vegetables

when he was really little...he ate one of those furry catepillars....we had to take him to the hospital...he had to get operated on because the kind he ate happened to have poisonous prickly things on it....but thank God...he didn't have any in his throat....it was quite a scare....

Glad he was ok :)
I never tried eating insects,too gross ;D
Actually you can buy insect burgers :P

Unless its green and healthy looking vegetables

yeah that's true ::)
kids...

my sister was the same way when she was little....

she tried to eat a bug...she chewed on a cigarette once.....


when I was about 4 though...I had a very GROSS experience....


my uncles both chewed tabacco....and would spit it in a small paper cup....

well...I was young and thought it was someones PEPSI or something....

and..ya...you guessed it...


let's just say that I was throwing up for hours.


YUCK  :(


Erin :)

^OMG that's discusting :D
No wonder you felt sick..!

I have no idea....


my little boy (who will be 3 in a few weeks).....attempts to eat everything....he will find all sorts of gross stuff and he knows it gets to me.....he will hold it up and "threaten" to eat it....stuff like crumbs he finds in his car seat...gross stuff like that! LOL!


when he was really little...he ate one of those furry catepillars....we had to take him to the hospital...he had to get operated on because the kind he ate happened to have poisonous prickly things on it....but thank God...he didn't have any in his throat....it was quite a scare....





I ate a piece of paper in 1st grade once. We werent allowed to get out of our seats, and I didn't know what else to do with it.
*cackle*




~Beth
kids are nutso! LOL!


Erin :)

-  I cannot tell the difference between left and right at all.
-  I won third place out of 350 people in a poetry contest in middle school.
- I was raised by my grandmother and am an only child.
- When I was a kid I carried around a stuffed cheetah named Cheetah everywhere.
- I've been chased by a donkey. It was HUGE.
- I've played the trombone for five years.
- After having travelled on airplanes since I was a baby, I've recently developed a phobia of flying.
- I hate all seafood.
- I was born on the same day as the guy in my avatar.
- I had generalized anxiety disorder when I was ten.
- So far I've been able to balance four textbooks on my head and still walk around, albeit very slowly.
- I hate rollercoasters.
- I can crack my thighs and elbows.
- When I was a kid I thought OJ Simpson was Homer Simpson.

I can make farting noises by pressing the palm of my hand over my entire eye and pushing in and out.....

I can crack my wrists over and over again



hahahaaa...ya it's getting late...can ya tell?


Erin :)

I can make farting noises by pressing the palm of my hand over my entire eye and pushing in and out.....





Mahahha, that's funny when you do that.



I crack my jaw like crazy. It grosses a lot of people out.



~Beth

yep.....it does :D




Erin :)

yep.....it does :D




Erin :)





Pfft..Oh yeah?.....well YOU...*stops self*


*shakes fist in the air*



~Beth

that i really went to college and was in the mental health field till i took a break to be a waitress :o lol go figure

that I have an ear for music ;D



Howard

I do too. When I was little I could play by ear (and still can), but I could figure out the melodies to songs and play them on the piano (or electric keyboard). But when I was only a year old, I had this little piano and could play happy birthday without reading any music first. I don't remember that, but my parents certainly do.

Apparently to my friends in RL, I'm not as innocent as I seem http://www.inthe00s.com/smilies/angel3.gif  I just found out that a good friend wanted to invite me to join their "party group", but was worried that I'd get offended because they sometimes get "a little crude".......if they only knew the "real" me (as some of you do) http://www.inthe00s.com/smilies/goodnevil.gif



That's happened to me, too.  ;) ;D





Cat

I can make farting noises by pressing the palm of my hand over my entire eye and pushing in and out.....


I can do that too!!! Seriously! I thought I was the only one!  :o
Wow, funny how people can share strange talents...

I can make farting noises by pressing the palm of my hand over my entire eye and pushing in and out....


Erin :)

I have faith in you that you can do it the good old fashioned way as well ;)  ;D

I have faith in you that you can do it the good old fashioned way as well ;)  ;D




um......ladies don't FART Jiminy!



Erin :)

um......ladies don't FART Jiminy!



Erin :)


That DOES surprise me  :o

I'm actually no where near as talkative/outgoing in real life as I am on here.  8) :D

um......ladies don't FART Jiminy!



Erin :)


No one told me I wasn't supposed to!!


what would you find surprising about me?    I can play the flute

um......ladies don't FART Jiminy!



Erin :)

have you ever seen that eddy murphy skit about his girlfriend farting?  ;D

um......ladies don't FART Jiminy!



Erin :)



I've always wondered why they keep it in most of the time.

I've always wondered why they keep it in most of the time.

most of the time ;)

most of the time ;)


How do they keep it in? ;D

I don't know if this would surprise people or not, but I don't socialise and mix with people very well in real life. I have a handful of friends at school, but at home I have only a couple. Everyone round my estate is friendly toward me, there are no people who don't like me (that i'm aware of), but some weeks i'll only go out on a couple of occasions. I've always been the same - I just can't seem to mix very well with large groups of people... never mind, i'm happy as I am so no worries  ;)

Oh, and i'm also a heavy depressent who suffers from paranoia and anxiety who is actually communicating using my brainwaves from my lovely padded cell in a mental institute on a remote island in the middle of nowhere...
















...only kidding  :D

I I can't say here. I'd probably get banned ;D

I'm Robocop - SURPRISE!  ::)

I'm Robocop - SURPRISE!  ::)


I'm the following people:

Apricot
ChuckyG
Howard
DAK
YWN
FaultyDog
ktelqueen
Bobby
RockandRollFan
Philip Eno
Hairspray
Gemini
Shiprunner
Jamie McBain
nally
Alcoholica
MidKnightDarkness
Quirk
Ripp
Airrider
Robocop
Banjo
jiminy
MooRocca
Bobo


Sooooo.. it's basically just me and Marty McFly.  ;D

Sooooo.. it's basically just me and Marty McFly.  ;D


And Mr. Powell and I !!   :D ;D

Hey, you can't talk! You're Me!

A few I forgot:

C.NOIZE
FormerPrezCarter


Although Mr. Powell.. that's not me at all. By no means.

Hey, you can't talk!


:-X

i figured out how to get invisible ink into the computer see:                                        <<<Good stuff huh?

i figured out how to get invisible ink into the computer see:                                         <<<Good stuff huh?


That's some craaaaaaaaaazy stuff there.  :D

That's some craaaaaaaaaazy stuff there.  :D


I working on rotary cellphones, I bet you it'll become a trend. New Yorkers will snatch up anything and make it a trend.

How do they keep it in? ;D

they prefer to BURP and taste it instead of FART and waste it   :D

have you ever seen that eddy murphy skit about his girlfriend farting?  ;D



no...can't say that I have.



Erin :)

people would be susprised how picky of an eater I am yet it don't show.  ;D

people would be susprised how picky of an eater I am yet it don't show.  ;D




I am the opposite. People are surprised at how much food I can pack away.




Cat

People are often suprised at how sappy i can be. I wouldn't go in the animal shelter the other day (we're looking for another dog) Because it was one of the ones where they sometimes put down healthy dogs because they aren't found homes. We drove all the way to the Humane Society instead.

People are often suprised at how sappy i can be. I wouldn't go in the animal shelter the other day (we're looking for another dog) Because it was one of the ones where they sometimes put down healthy dogs because they aren't found homes. We drove all the way to the Humane Society instead.


That's cool. You let your good principles get in the way of getting a dog from there.  :)

After our discussions I am not surprised but I like to call it 'mature' rather than 'sappy'.  ;) :)

they prefer to BURP and taste it instead of FART and waste it   :D



disgusting :P

People are often suprised at how sappy i can be. I wouldn't go in the animal shelter the other day (we're looking for another dog) Because it was one of the ones where they sometimes put down healthy dogs because they aren't found homes. We drove all the way to the Humane Society instead.


That's a very good principal. I respect that.. but I thought the Humane Society did that too.. at least that's what my Grandfather told me years ago.

That's a very good principal. I respect that.. but I thought the Humane Society did that too.. at least that's what my Grandfather told me years ago.

why did you take your Grandfather to the Humane Society, are Old Folk homes too pricey?  :D

That's a very good principal. I respect that.. but I thought the Humane Society did that too.. at least that's what my Grandfather told me years ago.


They put sick and injured dogs down if they can't do much about them.. they usually tend to leave them be otherwise. I think if a dog is there for a few years they tend to possibly have them put down unlike many organisations where the turnover is around 3 months.

What would surprise people about me?

I like both 80's and 90's pop cluture.  Some people on these boards insist to attack the 80's or 90's because they prefer one decade over the other.

I like Black women(I am a white guy and I think some of the guys I meet in my life are shocked about that. I even had a black guy at a place I used to work at surprised about that. I still like white and Spanish women though.

I am mysterious i think. A woman at a place I used to work at was like I could picture you partying. For the record I don;t go to party;s. Its not my thing.

I watch the UPN Show "Girlfriends" sometimes.

People are surprised that I am alone when I go out.

I like Pop/R&B music from the 80's and 90's. Most guys my age do not listen to that kind of music.

I like to sing hit songs sometimes from R&B artists.

I don't know if this would surprise people or not, but I don't socialise and mix with people very well in real life. I have a handful of friends at school, but at home I have only a couple. Everyone round my estate is friendly toward me, there are no people who don't like me (that i'm aware of), but some weeks i'll only go out on a couple of occasions. I've always been the same - I just can't seem to mix very well with large groups of people... never mind, i'm happy as I am so no worries  ;)
I feel the same way. I like to talk better one on one with a person than with a large group of people.

I feel the same way. I like to talk better one on one with a person than with a large group of people.


I too feel much easier on one to one situations but have got used to large groups in the last three years or so.  8)

People would probably be surprised to know that one of my arms is slightly longer than the other :o

Facts about Woops!



I was born with a slight disibility, a cleft pallet, which took nearly two decades to fix
Very fond of classic cartoons, which I used to watch during recovering on Nickeloden, Disney, etc.
Was constantly picked on during my school years, but have learned to be a strong individual
Didn't had many friends at school (went to a couple elementry schools along with Jr high & high school) & was a loner
Love music from the 60's (selected artists), '70's, and mostly from the '80's & '90's
Had a crush on "Debbie Gibson" during the same time B.S. (a certain trashy notalent) came onto the scene
Actually prefer Deborah Gibson over Madonna & Michael Jackson, though I like a couple of their songs, mostly '80's
Currently I only watch 2 shows on The Disney Channel, depsite hating the network: "House of Mouse" & "Suite Life of Zack & Cody".
Lurker name: "Maddie's The Boss", reference to Ashley Tisdale's character on "The Suite Life" & '80's sitcom "Who's The Boss"
Love pop ballads, power ballads, & love songs (But NO Celine Dion & Michael Bolton  :P)
Also love watching '80's (some '90's) music videos
21 years old and Hispanic
Also like original Fox sitcoms, Beavis & Butt-Head, Ren & Stimpy, and Adult Swim
Not a fan of illegal music downloads (sorry, I'm with Metallica...though they now suck...and others)
Collect vinyl records, cassette singles, CDs, and music DVDs/video tapes

That's all for now...  :)

Nothing about me would really suprise anybody.  :-\\

A lot of you may be surprised to know that I am a babe magnet...

(I'm sure you all remember the film!)

(Slice of bacon, anyone?!!)

I have a whole bunch of strange phobias that I've managed internalize over the years.

Facts about Woops

  Ren & Stimpy, 


One of my fav too. Always funny!


People would be susprised to know that I put together wooden dollhouses.

Facts about Woops!

Lurker name: "Maddie's The Boss", reference to Ashley Tisdale's character on "The Suite Life" & '80's sitcom "Who's The Boss"




I always assumed the name came from Moonlighting.  Wasn't Cybill Shepherds character called Maddie?

Really?  I would think you would WANT to get one from the animal shelter....one less dog that they can unnecessarily put down :-\\


It's cus i don't like to see them, because you can't take 'em all and you know some of them will be put down.

I make lots of comics... Nobody guesses that I do, so maybe it's a surprise?

I'm not on RO at the moment.  ;D ;D



OMFG!!! 




Beth

...that I do not know what 'RO' is...

...that I do not know what 'RO' is...


RO is short for Romania

That I am a funny person and quite a jokester ;D

RO is short for Romania


Thank you for the infomation :)

...that I do not know what 'RO' is...




Justin! Now's your chance!!



Beth

I never fart   :o

I never fart   :o



Yes you do

Yes you do

how do you know?

how do you know?



I've seen it

I've seen it

maybe i use Beano  ;D

maybe i use Beano  ;D



How do you feel afterwards?

How do you feel afterwards?

full of hot air ;D

Q: What would surprise people about you?
A: Probably that I love liver and onions.

I've seen it
How does one "see" a fart?  ??? :o

How does one "see" a fart?  ??? :o

on a very cold day they appear... of course a wet fart is very visible  ::)

How does one "see" a fart?  ??? :o


You can smell it,but definitely can't see it.

I'm quite a romantic ;)

I may seem nice up front....

But I am a B!TCH at heart!!! ;D ;D

I'm quite a romantic ;)


So am i.. ain't it a shocker.

Maybe... you know one day Howard, we could.. go out for a candlelight supper and.. you know.. Watch your porno movies  ;D

So am i.. ain't it a shocker.

Maybe... you know one day Howard, we could.. go out for a candlelight supper and.. you know.. Watch your porno movies  ;D



Yeah, then you can break out the yogurt and ice cubes and he can............

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Make a smoothie for the two of you to share  :)




Beth

Yeah, then you can break out the yogurt and ice cubes and he can............

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Make a smoothie for the two of you to share  :)




Beth


That would get me wet..
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With perspiration, what with the hard work involved with eating smoothies.

That would get me wet..
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With perspiration, what with the hard work involved with eating smoothies.



Then you can bond for a little bit right after you make sweet, hot, sticky......

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Fudge! Nothing goes better with a hearty smoothie than fudge!  :)



Beth

Then you can bond for a little bit right after you make sweet, hot, sticky......

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Fudge! Nothing goes better with a hearty smoothie than fudge!  :)



Beth


Except maybe a nice, long, thick, tight, lucious, dripping, firm...
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Frankfurter. Yeah, those things just finish off any evening.

Interesting meal.  :o

Hm... Porno.. Smoothies... Fudge... Frankfurter?  ??? It doesn't really sound that appealing...

If I didn't know any better, I'd say that you guys were trying to infer something...  :-\\




What?! If only I knew what you were talking about. Pervert.


Beth

Hm... Porno.. Smoothies... Fudge... Frankfurter?  ??? It doesn't really sound that appealing...

If I didn't know any better, I'd say that you guys were trying to infer something...  :-\\


SICK..FREAK!!!

For that i ought to beat you like a Dutchman!

What? I was thinking that you were saying that we all should get together and have a cook-off. What's so Dutch about that?




Dammit.....




Beth

@

What? I was thinking that you were saying that we all should get together and have a cook-off. What's so Dutch about that?


You've never seen a BBQ In Holland. It's a national affair.

3AM at the old Klingon Place?

@




On NO YOU DINT!!!! Thems fighin' werds!  >:(



beth

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Awwwww, it's okay...a lot of guys have that problem  :)



Beth

On NO YOU DINT!!!! Thems fighin' werds!  >:(



beth


and just for the record... NO that @ person wasn't me... I realized after I typed it that if taken as a response to "What would surprise people about you" it might seem like I was saying it was me.. but it wasn't.

I have a serious side.











LYKEOMGWTFNOWAY!!!!  ::)
!

I have a serious side.











LYKEOMGWTFNOWAY!!!!  ::)



Okay, a couple of nights ago...you weren't playing RO..

..Now you say you have a serious side?


That surprises me.  :o <---see. The look of utter disbelief




!




;D ;D ;D

At least we now know who the infamous "@" culprit was.... *raises eyebrow*



Beth

I haven't cried for ten years :o. No, really, it's just that there has been nothing that tragic in my life, but I have gotten depressed at the times though.

That's good Rich ^  :)

I can't cross my eyes.

That's good Rich ^  :)

I can't cross my eyes.


I can't cross my legs  :D

That's good Rich ^  :)

I can't cross my eyes.


You can't?

I don't like to, it hurts. :o

I can't cross my legs  :D


::)

I can't cross my legs  :D


You can't keep your legs shut?  ;) ;D

You can't keep your legs shut?  ;) ;D

I got peanut butter legs  :D

I got peanut butter legs  :D


LOL what does that mean? ;D

You can't?

I don't like to, it hurts. :o


Apparently not, lol - I've tried so many times.  ;D

It might be to do with an operation I had to adjust the turn in my eyes (one goes outwards - usually when I'm tired).

LOL what does that mean? ;D

ready to spread   ;D

Apparently not, lol - I've tried so many times.  ;D

It might be to do with an operation I had to adjust the turn in my eyes (one goes outwards - usually when I'm tired).


Don't try too hard, they'll get stuck. :P ::)

LOL what does that mean? ;D

a good name for an English pub is "The Queen's Legs"
I'll arrive early and wait for the queen's legs to open   ;D

ready to spread   ;D


LOL ::)

Don't try too hard, they'll get stuck. :P ::)


Alright then I won't.  ;D

Alright then I won't.  ;D

i'm a friendly sort, if it gets stuck i'll give ya a wallop on the back of yer noggin  ;D

So am i.. ain't it a shocker.

Maybe... you know one day Howard, we could.. go out for a candlelight supper and.. you know.. Watch your porno movies  ;D



We can watch pornos but there will be no candlelight supper,how about TV Dinners or Hot Pockets instead with a bottle of Coke? ;D

Hm... Porno.. Smoothies... Fudge... Frankfurter?  ??? It doesn't really sound that appealing...

If I didn't know any better, I'd say that you guys were trying to infer something...  :-\\



Infer what? He was the one who started all this crap! >:(

We can watch pornos but there will be no candlelight supper,how about TV Dinners or Hot Pockets instead with a bottle of Coke? ;D


OOH OOH OOH!!! What about.. Chinese Take out with dr Pepper? Then you got a date  ;)

OOH OOH OOH!!! What about.. Chinese Take out with dr Pepper? Then you got a date  ;)



What is your favorite Chinese Food? ;D

chinese food is yummy! especially walnut chicken, general Tso's chicken, and crab rangoons :D




Erin :)

You can have the walnut chicken, we can share the other 2 & I'll also get some pepper beef :)



sounds like a plan! ;)



Erin :)

What is your favorite Chinese Food? ;D


Crab Rangoon in sweet and sour sauce.

I also love Hot Braised Chicken, General Tso's Chicken, Orange Chicken, Sweet & Sour Pork (Cantonese Style), Shuan Niu Rou and Yue Shi Kao Ya which is basically Roasted Duck but done in a very special Cantonese style.


OOOHHHHHH!!! I LOVE Chinese food and noone else in my house does :( Can I cum too? PWEEEEEEEZE????


Well, for one thing you made a typo that just begged to be exploited ::) Wait till vegas  ;D


chinese food is yummy! especially walnut chicken, general Tso's chicken, and crab rangoons :D


Whenever we go to a Chinese Buffet, i usually scare the proprieters at how many Crab Rangoons i can eat. Unhealthy amounts.

Whenever we go to a Chinese Buffet, i usually scare the proprieters at how many Crab Rangoons i can eat. Unhealthy amounts.




LOL...you sound like my husband....he literally feasts off of crab rangoons....he has platefuls of them.....and hey, Beth isn't too shabby when it comes to making a meal out of crab rangoons either...she can put away a TON of them! LOL!



Erin :)

What would surprise people about me?

...Everything.

What would surprise people about me?

...Everything.


What suprises me is that the Hitman i sent failed. Well, if you want a job doing you gotta do it yourself.. *grabs shovel*

i don't know how to drive  ::) :-[

The amount of food I can put away....especially since I lost the weight ;)




man, I wish I had that problem!!



......that I hardly eat anything and am still overweight :( :-[





Erin :)

OOOHHHHHH!!!  I LOVE Chinese food and noone else in my house does :(  Can I cum too?  PWEEEEEEEZE????


You spelled come wrong.You actually want to cum with me? :o


But anyway sure you can,bring the beer if you want.

The amount of food I can put away....especially since I lost the weight ;)



Me too. I eat more than Carlos.



What most people would be surprised about me is that I can interpret dreams.  ;D




Cat

Me too, except I was a little girl ;D

Let's see...keeping this g-rated...I studied in Rome, Italy for a semester in college.


I bet that was a lot of fun!! Especially to see all the art and architecture?

Here are things that may sound absolutely ordinary to some, but here are some things that may surprise you about me:

1. I'm short (5'1'') - People call me Keebler Elf at work and I am always looked at suspicously when I pay with a credit card. Yet, in Las Vegas, I never got carded!  What irony!

2. I use to remodel homes for a few summers.

3. I use to be a roller skater and was in competitions.

4. I am also double jointed and am right handed, but I cut my meat with my left hand.

5. I am an artist. (painting, drawing - whatever you want from me, I'll do it)

6. I once got hit in the mouth by a roller skate and once flipped over the top of a swing set while swining.

Lawn gnomes scare me.....  ::)