I just saw Michael Jackson's speech outside the courthouse today.

Along with a new lawyer, he has put out a new image:

Wearing conservative glasses
Appeared well-shaven
Talked in a normal voice instead of that "fairy voice" he uses
Did not wear a spacesuit or a "Sargeant Pepper" outfit. 


Shucks, his lawyer must have told him that he has to shape up or else!

I expect that we will soon see MJ with a hair cut too.

Jacko is in a no-win situation here. Whatever he does, he's going to be made a scapegoat by his very nature.

2 words-Jacko-Jail-o Bye,Bye! ;D


Howard

Why do they call him Jack-O anyway?  ???

LB

Why do they call him Jack-O anyway?   ???

LB


Well, certainly in Australia, in a strine sense, anyone named Jackson may be shortened to Jacko...so I guess it's the same everywhere....

and it does sort of fit nicely with that other adjective that people link to it..... ;)

Well, certainly in Australia, in a strine sense, anyone named Jackson may be shortened to Jacko...so I guess it's the same everywhere....

and it does sort of fit nicely with that other adjective that people link to it..... ;)


Seems to me that Jerk-O would kill two birds with one stone.  ;D

Well, certainly in Australia, in a strine sense, anyone named Jackson may be shortened to Jacko...so I guess it's the same everywhere....

and it does sort of fit nicely with that other adjective that people link to it..... ;)


Seems to me that Jerk-O would kill two birds with one stone.  ;D


To quote Yul Brynner :

"So it is written, So it shall be done"  8)

Why do they call him Jack-O anyway?   ???

LB


In the British tabloids in the mid to late 80s, Jackson was dubbed 'Wacko Jacko'.

He was accused of 10 counts today.I think he WILL go to jail and spend 20 years.If he does,his career is finished,gone,kaput!

*sound of toilet flushing* ;D


Howard

Why do they call him Jack-O anyway?  ???

LB


Well, certainly in Australia, in a strine sense, anyone named Jackson may be shortened to Jacko...so I guess it's the same everywhere....

and it does sort of fit nicely with that other adjective that people link to it..... ;)
I combine "Jacko" with "Whacko"

Why do they call him Jack-O anyway?  ???

LB


In the British tabloids in the mid to late 80s, Jackson was dubbed 'Wacko Jacko'.
Saw your post just after I put my last one, Bobby!

Lisa Marie Presley said that he wasn't very good in bed.
The tabloid headline the next morning read:

Wacko Jacko Let-Down in Sacko

Seriously.

In the British tabloids in the mid to late 80s, Jackson was dubbed 'Wacko Jacko'.
Saw your post just after I put my last one, Bobby!


That's alright, Rocknrollfan. I think they started calling him that around 1987 when Jacko's cosmetic surgery started to take over his face and he started doing questionable things like putting himself in an oxygen tank, owning a chimp and buying the bones of John Merrick 'The Elephant Man'. I think he did other strange stuff but I can't think off hand.

Newspaper should say :Jacko-Jail-o >:(


Howard

How'd you like to be the police evidence technician that had to examine Jack-O's underwear that they siezed the other day?  Grody.

;D :D :P

Saw your post just after I put my last one, Bobby!


That's alright, Rocknrollfan. I think they started calling him that around 1987 when Jacko's cosmetic surgery started to take over his face and he started doing questionable things like putting himself in an oxygen tank, owning a chimp and buying the bones of John Merrick 'The Elephant Man'. I think he did other strange stuff but I can't think off hand.
Thanks, Bobby :)

I think Michael Jackson still has his metamorphises. ;D

Holy old thread Batman.  Michael Jackson is like so last year  ::)

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